15 Weirdest Rockstar Instruments

author: jomatami date: 09/06/2013 category: features
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15 Weirdest Rockstar Instruments
It's a fairly known fact that rockstars can be an eccentric bunch. They express it through their music, behavior, image and of course - instruments.

In rock music's rich history, numerous musicians managed to stand out with strange-looking gear. If it was all about just instruments, they'd fade away almost instantly, but if they fused it with awesome music, weird gear would become one of their distinctive traits. So let's delve into the quirky domain and check out 15 weirdest instruments used by famous musicians.

Les Paul's Log

Let's start with one of the greats. Late Les Paul built his famous "The Log" axe using just a basic 4x4 lumber with an attached bridge, neck and pickup. Since it wasn't much of sight to look at, Paul attached the body of an Epiphone hollow-body guitar, simply sawing it up in the middle.

Bo Diddley's Cigar Box Guitar

Guitar's curved body comes for several reasons, with ease of playing being among its top purposes. So not only is Bo Diddley's Cigar Box axe highly impractical, but it also isn't the prettiest guitar in the world either. Nevertheless, it helped legendary Bo become instantly recognizable.

Dusty Hill's Fluffy Bass

Now that's what you call a classy axe. ZZ Top are known for kicking out the jams with their fluffy guitars during "Legs" tune performance, with both Dusty Hill and Billy Gibons wielding their own fluffy gear. This time around we've singled out Dusty's Bo Didley-inspired fluffy bass model.

John Bonham's Staccato Drums

As the first drummer representative, late Led Zeppelin stickman John Bonham drops in with his Staccato drums, a strange-looking set of drums also used by Iron Maiden's Nicko McBrain, Jimi Hendrix Experience drummer Mitch Mitchell and Keith Moon of The Who. The picture below clearly shows it Bonzo behind the kit, but check out the second image for the entire set.

Justin Hawkins Inverted Les Paul

We're not sure whose brilliant idea this inverted Les Paul was, but it's in the hands of The Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins and it's as weird as it can get, earning an instant spot on the list.

Gary Moore's Guitar/Keyboard

In a vast array of guitars late Gary Moore wields in his "Out in the Fileds" video, a peculiar guitar/keyboard model distinctively stands out. You can see Gary jamming on the weird axe around 1:58 in the clip, first playing the main theme and then the keyboard line in the bridge.

Jordan Rudess' Keytar

You might call it weird, you might call it epic, but Dream Theater keyboardist Jordan Rudess comes as a representative of peculiar keyboards with his distinctive signature sci-fi keytar.

Rick Nielsen's Five-Neck Guitar

Cheap Trick axeman Rick Nielsen brings us a perfect example of an over-exaggerated guitar with his five-neck Hamer axe. Double-necks are flashy, but understandable; this one on the other hand is just plain ridiculous. But at least it looks cool. Kinda.

Tommy Lee's Giant Bass Drum

You might think the guy's compensating for something, but you've all seen the home video, right? We're not sure just how practical the big a-s bass drum might be, but it sure earned Motley Crue's Tommy Lee an easy spot on the list.

Steve Vai's Heart Guitar

You might already know this one, since it's one of the most extreme examples of guitar ridiculousness. Steve Vai's heart axe is either ridiculed or praised for the "I do whatever the f--k I want" attitude, but one thing's for certain - you just can't miss it.

Andy McKee Harp Guitar

Not exactly a rockstar, but more of a YouTube sensation, Andy McKee is also known for shredding a peculiar-looking harp guitar. You probably know Andy for his "Drifting" tune, or maybe even a handful of other viral tracks.

Kirk Hammet' Teuffel's Birdfish

Being in one of the biggest bands in the world, Metallica's Kirk Hammett can jam whatever guitar he wants. And on a few occasions, specifically during the World Magnetic tour, Kirk was filmed playing a headless Teuffel Birdfish guitar. The image speaks for itself, as the weird rate just went through the roof.

Tony Levin's Chapman Stick and Funk Fingers

As one of the greatest bassists of all time, Tony Levin is known for playing with almost anyone from Alice Cooper to King Crimson and Liquid Tension Experiment. He recorded a total of over whopping 500 albums, occasionally using the distinctive Chapman stick instrument or even his own invention - funk fingers.

Music aficionados tend to know the Chapman stick from some of the other virtuoso players such as Dream Theater bassist John Myung, but the funk fingers - sticks attachable to fingers used for hitting bass strings - were in fact invented by Levin and his tech Andy Moore, making the bassist one of the weird gear masters.

Michael Angelo Batio Quad-Neck Guitar

Discussing guitar weirdness without mentioning Michael Angelo Batio comes as an impossible task. Whether it's the insane speed, playing style or guitar themselves, Batio stands as an epitome of an eccentric, insane and yes - weird guitarist. His quad-neck guitar is a thing of legend, you probably at least know that senseless "Freight Train" solo.

Pat Metheny's Pikasso 42-String Guitar

No, he's not a rockstar, but Pat Metheny is arguably the greatest guitarist on the list and a true legend. Also, his 42-string Pikasso guitar is as weird as it can get. Metheny puts the axe to good use during his live shows, exploiting its numerous abilities.

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That about wraps up the big 15. Some of the notable mentions include Prince's Symbol Guitar, which is in fact one of the axes that might pop up to mind first.

There's also Charlie Deal's Toilet Seat guitar, but he was hardly a rock star.

Finally, there's this.

Seriously, just WTF.
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