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New Take Care Of Your Guitar

author: LeoKhenir date: 05/10/2005 category: gear maintenance
rating: 7.6 / votes: 45 
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 07:46 am
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teo_huat :
good tips for beginner like me hehehe...
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 08:41 am / quote |
teo_huat :
gisshhh... i never know anything bout the string tension...
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 08:45 am / quote |
teo_huat :
at my place here... gig bag are quite expensive and i hardly can afford to buy one
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 09:00 am / quote |
punkrocklove999 :
not bad...but that was a crappy joke. haha but good article.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 09:35 am / quote |
 
 m 
  :
good article, other than the fact that it doesnt hurt to take all the strings off at once. most people dont feel comfortable taking them all off, so i usually find that changing 3 at a time is a good compromise.

nice article tho!

POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 09:58 am / quote |
smalltollie :
So what happened to the Swede, Dane and Norwegian? No, was a decent article. One that should benifit beginners and save them the time and money spent from learning the old fashioned way. Also remember that if you're gona take your guitar on a plane you MUST loosen the strings or the pressure and very cold temp could snap the neck.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 10:15 am / quote |
monkeyspks :
yeah really, i'm kind of interested about the piss joke.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 10:44 am / quote |
starfox72 :
same with the joke
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 10:53 am / quote |
thedankle :
not bad. aimer more for beginners i hope
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:00 am / quote |
thedankle :
*aimed*
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:01 am / quote |
jimjam3 :
perfect... but u forgot the string streching thing after changing stirngs.... that move will save u on the tuning part.. cause u don't have 2 tune so many times after a string change
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:05 am / quote |
Mad Marius :
Somewhat good, minus the intro. Author was wrong here and there, especially in the guitar cleaning section, but other than that, well written
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:10 am / quote |
booze_blood :
good article
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:50 am / quote |
Tchort :
the joke was shit. So was the article. And not as shit as it was pointless, there already is a tonne of stuff on how to do all this, and if someone still cant manage, I doubt another article will help. An judging by the amount of people that wanna hear the end of the joke, no one actually read the article properly (yeah I skimmed through too but I saw the joke). So whats the point?
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:57 am / quote |
Tom Martin :
Wow... I read the whole article and I've still not learnt anything. Your telling me that I should dust my guitar? Jeez... thanks dude. Then you tell me how to restring? Wow... thanks again. Then you tell me I can put stickers on it. Wowzers... how do you do it? Seriously, this is all common sense.

Also, for strap locks... the answer is simple: DiMarzio Clip-Lock straps... the best straps and strap locks, all in one.

POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 12:12 pm / quote |
LeoKhenir :
For those who asked: The rest of the joke is right before part 3.

As for my reasons:
-I want to see what score I could get on an article posted tens of thousands times before

-I want to see just how creative you people can be in your flaming. Do your worst.

POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 12:38 pm / quote |
LeoKhenir :
Oh, and the guide is for beginners, not pros. I probably should put "for beginners" up there somewhere, but I must have forgot. I know there are a lot of people out who KNOWS all these things, but I also know there are quite a lot who DOESNT know them. So I don't care about all the "I knew that already posts", I judge by the "Oh, that has helped me alot, thanks man" posts.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 12:40 pm / quote |
LeoKhenir :
(because if you know it all, why did you read the article?)
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 12:40 pm / quote |
fingerpkngood :
So the Norwegian won...if he was good enough, he could have pissed and hit himself in the back of the head.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 01:20 pm / quote |
Slashfan#1 :
I want get on here like I am 12 and say ( suck , shit, FU*K) but I own a GIBSON LES PAUL LE for 2400$ and it is not to good to sit on ground every know and then and dude I am not rich I paid for it out of my own pockett I am in the military so you know I am broke.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 01:52 pm / quote |
Abyssal :
Nice, good adivce for beginners, hmm i gotta get one of those fast stringing thingies..
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 02:32 pm / quote |
useful_idiots :
i am so happy to have floyd rose
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 02:44 pm / quote |
WishIHadAGibson :
this is okay, sort of common sense stuff though
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 03:49 pm / quote |
Guitarholic :
Well, it was more useful advice for a beginner than telling them to buy a $2,000 dollar guitar ad their first guitar
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 05:28 pm / quote |
Guitarholic :
*as
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 05:29 pm / quote |
Nelsean :
so i dont get it, Norwegian people can pee real far?....article was ok if ur an idiot
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 06:02 pm / quote |
x_themetalfan_x :
^ or a beginner ***tard.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 06:08 pm / quote |
BadGuitar :
good job i like how u started the coloum
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 06:56 pm / quote |
Mrmachine628 :
one helpful little hint on the input jack coming loose. take the nut mos the way loose, so that the treads that the nut covers when it is tight are exposed. then put a drop of blue threadlock on these threads.if you use red threadlock you will have an imposible time if you try to get it off. then tighten the nut with the proper sized socket or some pliers so that the drop of threadlock is under the threads of the nut, and it is reasonably tight, not torqued down. after the threadlock sets it shouldn't come loose again. i did this on my strat when i got tired of tightening it every day. i haven't had a problem since. also take care not to get the threadlock IN the input jack where the electrical connection is made. you just want it on the outside threads. i can't beleive threadlock in the jack is good for sound quality....
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 08:58 pm / quote |
Mrmachine628 :
P.S..... ^^^..threadlock can be bought in any hardware store
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 09:00 pm / quote |
oddling8 :
.... If you don't lay her down on the ground, once in a while, what will happen to her personality? PLAIN JANE! Duh!
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:33 pm / quote |
oddling8 :
Fuck it, I can't resist, I have to insult you. The whole, "OK, you have a duh duh duh, and you duh duh duh, now, how do you duh duh duh?!?" That is really ***ing annoying, your opening paragraph pissed me off, I couldn't get past it.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:36 pm / quote |
DaveGilmour1189 :
pretty good. About the part on painting the guitar...Gutar World's doing a series of articles on how to paint and finish ur guitar using spraypaint. I can speak from experience that you shouldn't try to paint a guitar uless its a cheap one you got 5 years ago on ebay for 50 bucks or you really know what your doing. Trying to figure it out for yourself is a wonderful way to make ur axe look like a giant blob of s***.
POSTED: 05/10/2005 - 11:45 pm / quote |
Spydr :
good article, other than the fact that it doesnt hurt to take all the strings off at once. most people dont feel comfortable taking them all off, so i usually find that changing 3 at a time is a good compromise.

When you take of all your strings you release a lot of tension on your neck so when you put new strings on they will go out of tune faster during about the first week or so.

POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 12:18 am / quote |
Tim_5150 :
great article. i'd like to add something though. if you want the "5150" finish (the striped finish of EVH) all you need to do is wrap your guitar with some tape (not fully; just lines) pant over the tape, let it dry. then remove some tape, paint the "un-painted" lines, let it dry. then remove the rest of the tape, paint the "un-painted" lines left over, then let it dry. the process may take a month or two since it takes two weeks for paint to fully dry and settle. don't use a fan tor dry it or else the paint will form bubbles. btw i suggest you use car/bicycle paint.
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 01:11 am / quote |
Tim_5150 :
ps. you have to wait for each coat of paint to dry before removing the tape, and painting the stripes. this is to prevent the paint from peeling. laquer/ varnish is optional after the final coat of paint has fully dried and settled.
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 01:14 am / quote |
LeoKhenir :
Since so many didn't like or found my entire joke I give you another one:

It was the Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian (or American, Canadian and Mexican, or Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman, or French, German and Austrian, or whatever you damn well like) who was going to see who could stay the longest in the pig shack. First in went the Swede. He stayed for 5 minutes, then the pig farted and the Swede had to run out. Then came the Dane. He was in for 10 minutes, then the pig farted and the Dane had to run out. Then came the Norwegian. He went in, and after 15 minutes the Norwegian farted and the pig had to run out.

POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 02:03 am / quote |
Vinura :
^..ok.....god article dude..but you jokes are well..dry
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 02:50 am / quote |
monkeyspks :
yeah... that joke wasn't even... funny...

i tell ya, if it was a norweigan MONKEY, then it would be HILARIOUS.

POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 06:06 am / quote |
monkeyspks :
the new one about the pig ain't too hilarious either.
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 06:07 am / quote |
Burpbelly :
Decent Article for beginners, but come on, learn some new jokes man. The Internets full of em and most are better than yours.
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 07:13 am / quote |
clwy87 :
not bad...
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 08:13 am / quote |
Super Llama :
I personally like to clean off all the spaces between frets when changing strings. good article.
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 11:52 am / quote |
KENZI :
not bad, not great
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 11:59 am / quote |
Stagg_300 :
Im sorry, but couldn't get past about the second or third paragraph because i'm alergic to BULLSHIT! wall hangers are not good for guitars, it will *** it up on a long tearm basis, i saw it happen at my music school, use floor supports and there is nothing wrong with putting ur guitar on the floor, just make sure the string aren't streched and nothing is going to damage it (little brothers or sisters, pets, falling objects, bla bla...).
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 12:43 pm / quote |
Ryan Bravo :
completely uneccesary, there are tons of articles on this that can expain and help even more
POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 04:14 pm / quote |
Spl!nTeRgu!tAr :
stagg might be being a jag(lol) but hes right, wall stands suck...the day after my friend got his Ibanez K5 all set up and everything he put it on his wall stand and the body fell form the neck taking the bolts with it.....he was PISSED

goo article tho, i need a gig bag for my BC Rich

POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 04:15 pm / quote |
toastchad :
so let me get this straight. you're not suposed to pour booze into your guitar?

jk, it was an ok article about basic stuff that anyone who has even touched a guitar should know about.there were a few typos too.

POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 06:47 pm / quote |
 
 m 
  :
When you take of all your strings you release a lot of tension on your neck so when you put new strings on they will go out of tune faster during about the first week or so.

unfortunatly for you, thats a myth. your guitar neck is board with a metal rod rammed down the middle of it. the release of tension wont damage your neck.

POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 09:06 pm / quote |
hoobariffer87 :
You forgot to mention what a beast vintage and Floyd Rose tremolos can be, and how they make special strings for Floyd Rose. You NEED to change strings one at a time with them, but for hardtails and acoustics you can just take them all off at once. Complete beginners need stuff like that. Otherwise, good stuff.


And wall hangers are fine if you get good ones that won't come out of the wall you screw them to. Make sure to find a stud, too. And if the body FELL OFF of your friend's guitar, that thing already had some issues that the hanger only helped bring to light.

POSTED: 05/11/2005 - 10:12 pm / quote |
LeoKhenir :
Hm, yes, I forgot to mention that some Floyd Rose systems require the ball end to be removed, and that certain string companies ship special string packages without ball ends.

And I say again, I would like you to change the string one at a time, whether you have Floyd or not. Firstly, yes, there is a truss rod in the neck that will keep some of tension, but the strings actually make a bit of tension themselves, working the opposite direction of the truss rod, so if they are all removed, you could experience that your neck will suffer. I say COULD, not WOULD. Secondly, if you never have changed strings before, it could be nice to have something to look at while putting on a new string.

For wall hangers: Well, if wall hangers suck that much, why is it that most (read: all) guitar shops have their guitars on wall hangers out in the store? Wouldn't you think that people that knew a lot about guitars would show them on a better way if wall hangers were so risky?

If your friend's guitar actually had the body separated from the neck while it hung on the wall, then the guitar is the problem, not the wall hanger. Of course, the best place for your guitar is in a bag/case, but stands are actually a very nice thing to have. About the "put your guitar on the ground" thing, I am talking about laying your guitar FLAT on the floor, not putting it down and supporting it on the wall or something, leaving it standing up. If your guitar LIES FLAT on the floor, damage is easier to occur (after all, it is a relatively large thing), but you could leave it standing against the wall, I suppose, but I'd rather have you go out and by a floor stand, they don't cost that much (wall hangers actually are a bit cheaper)

POSTED: 05/12/2005 - 03:11 am / quote |
eastern_riffs :
Well yeah ok article.

Makes sense,but thats the only advantage I see it has over many other articles.

POSTED: 05/12/2005 - 06:18 am / quote |
kerrang :
good article for beginners. lots of tossers complaining about it but i reckon alot of noobs will get alot out of this- nice one!
POSTED: 05/12/2005 - 09:49 am / quote |
Stagg_300 :
people always tell me to *** off, but never say why, so for the dumb *** the told me to *** off, and lets not mention names...(jr1976)...tell me why punk ass bitch!
POSTED: 05/12/2005 - 11:54 am / quote |
Tim_5150 :
Tip: Edward Van Halen BOILS his new strings for 20mins, and sun dries them before using them! He says that boiling the new set of strings will make them streach, so that you don't have to tune too much. Sun drying them will prevent them from rusting (just wiping the srtings won't cut it! H2O sill still be in between the coils).
POSTED: 05/12/2005 - 09:34 pm / quote |
Tim_5150 :
*strings, *will still
POSTED: 05/12/2005 - 09:38 pm / quote |
queen471 :
state the obvious with this column. but its for begginers so cool. lame jokes i might add though
POSTED: 05/13/2005 - 10:57 am / quote |
monkey_xxx2003 :
ya, ok great article
POSTED: 05/13/2005 - 05:03 pm / quote |
the_clairvoyant :
bullsh*t i always leave my jackson laying around ...this is for idiots
POSTED: 05/13/2005 - 10:48 pm / quote |
punkrocker_336 :
dude yur are so not a rocker mang rockers juss throw their guitars around and get pissed when sumthin happens to it geeze this article is pointless...hahaha not really
POSTED: 05/13/2005 - 11:15 pm / quote |
 
 m 
  :
spam deleted.
POSTED: 05/14/2005 - 01:15 pm / quote |
Jimmy_Page_Zep :
i think you should have included some points on setting up the action/intonation of your guitar in the changing strings section. you could have also included things like how to clean the fretboard, the frets, and what NOT to use when cleaning the electronics or hardware. this was a pretty good article though.
POSTED: 05/15/2005 - 09:57 am / quote |
IzZy_sTRaDlLiN' :
Nice 1, I havent needed to replace my strings yet (i dont think) because they havent snapped yet. Would they need replacing 4 any other reason? Also whats wrong with laying yourguitar down on the floor?
POSTED: 05/15/2005 - 01:18 pm / quote |
poontastic :
crap joke, article was decent. as for somne of the posters here - there are a lot of mentally challenged persons here. for those being referred to that means a stupid head. enjoy your day asshole!
POSTED: 05/16/2005 - 01:46 am / quote |
kello :
GUITAR PLACE IS NOT IN THE case what an noob
POSTED: 05/16/2005 - 09:45 am / quote |
J_Dizzle :
OK Article
POSTED: 05/16/2005 - 08:03 pm / quote |
J_Dizzle :
But the joke wasn't very good
POSTED: 05/16/2005 - 08:04 pm / quote |
istandalone :
i wanna know the joke
POSTED: 05/16/2005 - 09:46 pm / quote |
BradleyGibson :
When I drink alot, I piss my pants! How many meters is that!
POSTED: 05/16/2005 - 10:51 pm / quote |
BradleyGibson :
Norweigian wood! E Huh Huh Huh,Huh Huh. He said wood!
POSTED: 05/16/2005 - 10:59 pm / quote |
rank-n-file :
great article dude
POSTED: 05/17/2005 - 02:23 am / quote |
Hosscat :
This article was so amazing I SHAT MY PANTS!! Please put out a warning or pre-mail DEPENDS undergarments or something B4 you post another!

Seriously, you won't hurt your guitar if you take all strings off at once. But it is nice to keep old ones on so you can tune new ones to old ones in manner he describes.

POSTED: 05/17/2005 - 04:03 pm / quote |
Lick_Soloist :
Very basic stuff, but its good none the less!! Nice one!!
POSTED: 05/17/2005 - 05:41 pm / quote |
carlsbad :
And remember; when you are drinking and playing acoustic, the "one for me, one for the guitar *booze poured into soundhole here*" rule does not apply. Do not pour booze or beer into the soundhole of your guitar. Your guitar doesn't drink.

.....but my accoustic loves booze

POSTED: 05/17/2005 - 06:15 pm / quote |
LeoKhenir :
Izzy: Changing strings should be done on a regular basis, how often depends on how much you play. Check strings for signs of wearyness, for instance if there's miscolouring either where you pick them or over the frets you use most often. If you spot many places where this has happened, string changing is at time. I change my strings once a month, but I play my axes for several hours each day. My dad plays his guitar like perhaps once every two months or so, and he changes the strings on a yearly basis, but that could be a little too less. At least every 3rd month you should change the strings, and get that lovely feel of a new set of strings.
POSTED: 05/18/2005 - 01:52 am / quote |
thrashing moles :
that was a dumb joke
POSTED: 05/22/2005 - 04:55 pm / quote |
stratomaster 17 :
y does everyone have to have something stupid to say?
POSTED: 05/28/2005 - 06:57 pm / quote |
MonkeyOnDope :
who pissed the longest? just kidding but anyway that article is good for a begginer.that guy really knows what he is talking about.crappy joke
POSTED: 06/03/2005 - 12:02 am / quote |
neev :
that was cool
POSTED: 06/04/2005 - 05:31 am / quote |
pinktie :
yeah, dumb joke
POSTED: 06/06/2005 - 12:21 pm / quote |
tomguitarworshi :
Why didn't you write that months ago before I learned it all the hard way?
POSTED: 06/09/2005 - 06:29 pm / quote |
lesismore666 :
good article
POSTED: 08/16/2005 - 12:22 am / quote |
ruberducky :
that was kinda dumb.

know what go run in circles and eat pie

POSTED: 08/24/2005 - 12:08 am / quote |
the_dude1829 :
i iked the article and the joke. its one of those jokes thats so stupid its funny. like

why did the cat fall out of the tree?
because it was dead

now everyone put your favourite crappy joke up

POSTED: 09/09/2005 - 12:58 pm / quote |
the_dude1829 :
car paint and an air brush is the best for a finish. as well as some form of paint sealer(car paint sealer, yacht varnish although that may slightly yellow the colour) with car paint you get a uniform finish that is pretty cheap, looks good and is very durable. you can also get any colour you like, wit mettalic finishes or whatever. but try it out on something else first just to make sure it is what you want. really think hard though, cause most guitars come with a very good finish and slaping a few stickers on might do the same thing for you.
POSTED: 09/09/2005 - 01:04 pm / quote |
local_hippy :
im from a less developed country and dont hav any guitar store who have original or guitar accesaries
but i do hav frens in states.

POSTED: 10/05/2005 - 04:07 am / quote |
local_hippy :
nice article
POSTED: 10/05/2005 - 04:08 am / quote |
LeoKhenir :
Whoah, people STILL reads this article? Cool.
POSTED: 10/25/2005 - 11:06 am / quote |
dillman215 :
hey i have a Jackson fire Storm and it has a bridge i have never seen b4 iv only used fender Bridges witch are essay to Chang strings on but with the Jackson i cant figure it out plz hellp
POSTED: 12/05/2005 - 07:47 pm / quote |
dillman215 :
hey i have a Jackson fire Storm and it has a bridge i have never seen b4 iv only used fender Bridges witch are essay to Chang strings on but with the Jackson i cant figure it out plz hellp

POSTED: 12/05/2005 - 07:47 pm / quote |
LightningHands :
i thought it was a good article. considering how i just changed my strings from reading it. lol
POSTED: 06/24/2006 - 02:14 pm / quote |
Kroach :
I came back to this article when searching, why would it be bad to lay your guitar on the ground?
POSTED: 03/05/2008 - 03:47 pm / quote |
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