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Guitargasm! A Novel. Part Three

author: Nolan Whyte date: 10/24/2007 category: junkyard
rating: 9.2 / votes: 52 

They call it the Tuesday night grind. Every Tuesday the members of Hellakill, drummer Peter, bass player Steve, singer Tyson and guitarist Jay gather in the basement of the ratty house Peter rents in downtown Millenburgh for their weekly practice session. Peter’s roommates usually clear out for the night and the band gets the place to themselves. It’s been a solid routine ever since Peter joined the band.

Peter jumped to Hellakill more than a year and a half ago from a pub band that made the rounds playing the small town hotels around Indiana. The band made all right money but he didn’t like the way they were going: the Janis Joplin lead singer had dated and dumped the rhythm guitarist and was moving on to the bass player, which was causing friction. Besides that, the lead guitarist had started selling his extra equipment to finance his cocaine habit. Peter figured it was time to jump ship before they imploded.

Lucky for him, Tyson and Jay were looking for an upgrade behind the drum kit, and after seeing Peter play they brought him into the Hellakill lineup. The fact that Peter had a van and a house where they could practice every week was frosting on the cake.

The Tuesday night grind usually goes like this: at six o’clock the members of the band start dropping by. Steve, the bass player is often first. He lives nearby and since he spends his days at the Indiana University campus in Millenburgh’s core area, it’s easy for him to make it there early. Sometimes in the summer, when Peter is working as a roofer’s assistant, Steve will get there even before Peter does, and has to kill time watching cartoons with Peter’s roommates.

Like Peter, Steve is a more recent addition to the Hellakill lineup. After going through stints with different bands and different genres (from pop-punk to nu-metal, covers to originals), he finally escaped the loop of student musicians that can be found around any university or college campus, where students congregate and form bands, practice once a month, play a single gig and then get too busy with exams to carry on. Answering Hellakill’s ad got him in with a band that was not going to give up after one rough show.

Tyson and Jay usually drop in for the grind sometime between six and seven. They both take the bus in from different sides of town. They are the two core members: they write the songs, they have final say on the major decisions. Tyson found Jay by posting an ad looking for a guitar-player and song-writing partner, and since Jay was the only guy who replied, he was in. They started the band when they were both eighteen years old, fresh out of high school with nothing to do except get crappy jobs working in warehouses or shoe stores. They suffered through the line-up changes and the bad performances and the shows in empty rooms. They did the dirty work to build the band.

This week Jay is the last to arrive. The other three members are waiting for him in Peter's kitchen, drinking coffee and eating chips. After a quick greeting and a brief discussion of the past weekend's performance at The Station, they head downstairs and get plugged in and set up.

It's a well-established routine by now. Once the band is ready to go, they all face the same direction, performing to an imaginary audience at the far end of the room. They go through the list of their original material from start to finish, not repeating a song. If there are mistakes, those mistakes are acknowledged but they don't stop and play songs over to fix one missed note. They keep going, trying to keep the speed of a live show.

Hellakill has a list of twenty original songs at their disposal for their shows. On top of that there are the dozen or so other original tunes that they used and eventually dropped for one reason or another. Usually a song would get dropped because it "doesn't fit with the rest of the set," or "needs a bit more work," or some other reason that really just means "it isn't good enough."

Beyond the originals there is a list of covers they are ready to play. The covers were tricky to choose. Tyson and Jay, as well as the other bassists, guitarists and drummers who have sat in with the band have recognized that the band has a particular sound, a certain style of play with its originals. Any cover they play has to be changed so that it has the Hellakill sound, and that's not always possible. A lot of good songs were tried and discarded because they just couldn't be bent to the band's style.

So what is Hellakill's style? It is an attempt to combine speed, power and distortion without sacrificing melody. It mixes the pop sensibilities of the '80s (skipping the keyboards) with the darkness and aggression of '90s, blended with simple values: movement creates movement and excitement creates excitement. If you feel it and show it, the audience will feel it too.

They play for an hour, running through the first thirteen songs on the list before calling a break. The guys wipe off sweat, pry and stretch their fingers to loosen stressed ligaments, and wander up the stairs.

"This sucks," Jay tells the others as they settle into the kitchen. "We need to get another guitar player. I can't do anything if I'm trying to play both rhythm and lead."

"Yeah, we're missing Chris," says Steve. "You know, I bet he'd come back if we called him up. It seems like a real waste to lose a guy like that."

Tyson shakes his head. "No. Forget him. We don't need a guy that's going to miss gigs over little fights."

"What do you guys think about giving my brother a try?" Jay offers.

"Is he any good?" Peter asks.

"He's learning," Jay replies.

Tyson gives him a serious look. "Danny's under age. We can't sneak him in the back door of every place we play."

"Don't worry about that," Jay says. "If he can play the songs, you guys would give him a try, right?"

"Sure," says Steve. "If he can play the songs."

Jay doesn't say anything more about it, and they move on to discuss other potential replacements, guys and girls from around the city scene who might fit in. The best guitarists already have bands, so it's not a long list they have to choose from. There are always a few guys drifting around who are terrific players, but lack the dedication and teamwork to stick with a project. Nothing conclusive comes of the discussion and eventually they head back downstairs.

They hammer their way through the seven remaining originals, and then pick and choose their way through some of their covers. Any time Tyson, Peter or Steve look over at Jay they can see the irritated look on his face. The band has always had a rhythm player, and to go without one now means the sound of every song is compromised. Everything sounds thin and loose, and trying to make it sound like nothing is missing is a frustrating exercise for Jay.

They go back over the songs that seemed off at the Station show, and by nine thirty they finish. After casual goodbyes Steve collects his bass and walks off toward his downtown apartment, while Jay and Tyson wander off to their bus stop. "Tyson," Jay says as they reach the stop, "Could I borrow your acoustic?"

"What for?"

"Danny needs something to practice on."

"I knew it." Tyson rubs a hand over his close-cropped hair. "He can't play at all, can he? What are you going to do, teach him yourself?"

"Yeah," Jay answers. "So let me borrow your guitar, okay? You don't need it right now, do you? You've got an electric anyway."

"No, I don't need it. But I guess this means you weren't serious about having Danny try out, were you?"

"I was serious. I'm going to teach him the songs, and if he picks it up, I want him to have a tryout."

Tyson shakes his head. "But why should we let him try out if he can't even play?"

"I'll teach him. Don't worry. I won't let him come out if he's not up for it."

"Yeah, but don't you see? He hasn't earned a tryout. Why should we give him a shot when he's never done anything before? You and I have been in this band for three years. We put in the time. Peter and Steve got their chance because they had the ability and the experience. Those guys were in like, ten bands each or something. Danny hasn't done anything. We can't put him in the band just because he's your brother."

Jay gives him a frustrated glare. "Look, I'm not asking for anything big. I just want you to lend me your guitar for a while so I can teach my brother how to play. If he catches on fast and it turns out he's good, maybe you can give him a listen. No promises or anything. And no free rides."

"Whatever," Tyson says. "Just remember you said that, okay? No promises."

The bus rolls around the corner two blocks away and rumbles toward them. "If you want the guitar, come get it now. But if Danny really wants to learn how to play, he'll have to get his own. He's not going to spend all his time with my gear."

"Right." The bus pulls up to the curb and they climb on, heading to the west end of town where Tyson lives. Jay collects the acoustic guitar from his friend and heads back out onto the street to ride clear across the city back home.

2007 © Nolan Whyte

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 10:45 am + print this article + mail to a friend
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Nolan Whyte :
I thought that was great. Who is this guy?

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 11:52 am / quote |
-metalhead- :
1st

I liked it, never read in the van, but definetely will if i get a chance.
Why did you comment on your own post Nolan??
Who are you talking to?

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 11:57 am / quote |
TheBurningFish :
Keep it comin man... i was waitin for the third part bit shorter than the first 2 ones though.

Although its probably imagininationonon.

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 12:03 pm / quote |
Renfordoggz :
lol nolan bored eh?
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 12:06 pm / quote |
ash_punk_4_life :
slow start but got better
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 12:10 pm / quote |
danmanstx :
awesome! good jpb even though this one is sort of filler-ish.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 12:14 pm / quote |
TheUnholy :
Nolan Whyte wrote:

I thought that was great. Who is this guy?


You?

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 12:24 pm / quote |
lexaah :
the kids good!
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 12:26 pm / quote |
disillusia :
nice! cant wait fer the next part

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 12:30 pm / quote |
count schizo :
Haha another good one Nolan. Can't wait to read more.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 01:14 pm / quote |
FlamingYouth :
Nolan Whyte wrote:

I thought that was great. Who is this guy?


haha

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 01:15 pm / quote |
Set-Abominae :
Haha that sounds alot like my practices, but with about 4 originals, not 20...
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 01:15 pm / quote |
ezlntrooper :
Nolan Whyte wrote:

I thought that was great. Who is this guy?


hahaha
great story man, wish it was longer but it'll keep me going till the next one.

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 01:37 pm / quote |
 
 m 
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Checked.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 01:41 pm / quote |
kaptink :
Nolan Whyte wrote:

I thought that was great. Who is this guy?


oh god... Nolans got

Amnesia!

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 02:32 pm / quote |
hamish5178 :
ooh yay, next week is gear shopping!

xD

To the author: good job, they keep getting better, but his paragraph sounded incredibly unnatural and didn't fit:

So what is Hellakill's style? It is an attempt to combine speed, power and distortion without sacrificing melody. It mixes the pop sensibilities of the '80s (skipping the keyboards) with the darkness and aggression of '90s, blended with simple values: movement creates movement and excitement creates excitement. If you feel it and show it, the audience will feel it too.

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 02:41 pm / quote |
The_Man_IV :
lol nice :P

Loved this one

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 03:23 pm / quote |
Godsmack_IV :
dammit Nolan you got me hooked again!

lol

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 03:24 pm / quote |
RX120D :
Good Stuff
Keep 'em comin.

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 03:51 pm / quote |
dead-fish :
I think it's a good choice to go with a 3rd person narrative on this. You can see all the character's sides that way, as opposed to a single view.

Keep up the good work

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 04:31 pm / quote |
BassistGal :
I sense a new addiction
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 04:50 pm / quote |
mack attack :
okay I don't think that that first post was him, maybe someone pretending to be him?

Anyway good job man

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 04:53 pm / quote |
Dallen_007 :
I like this, but I still prefer In The Van On Comeback Road though.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 04:53 pm / quote |
Revalk :
It's interesting so far. The writing is a little different take for you it seems. Still good, but not quite as great as Comeback Road.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 06:02 pm / quote |
GettintheLedout :
Nice.
so far not as good as comeback road, but its got a pretty solid vibe.
bit short though and even more so when youve been waiting for it

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 06:05 pm / quote |
Pink_blood :
I'm already addicted to these, never realised how much I loved going on here every 5 minutes to check if there was a new story on (referring to in the van there)
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 07:53 pm / quote |
Artemisery :
Nice man, seriously keep em coming. I cant wait for the next one. Youre first two were better though.....
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 08:06 pm / quote |
 
 m 
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Checked.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 08:33 pm / quote |
blaze2thekings :
lets bring back the good articles please thanks.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 08:50 pm / quote |
blaze2thekings :
wait....comeback road was a story?
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 08:50 pm / quote |
Mattalac :
I loved In The Van, and couldn't wait for something new to come out. Unfortunately, NOT ENOUGH WRITING IN EACH POST. Dag nabbit, Whyte, you leave me wanting more, i'm unsatisfied. What can I ask for, quality or quantity..? Fine, have it your way.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 08:51 pm / quote |
CZHunter :
How are film and television producers NOT lining up at his doorstep yet?

Great, as always.

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 09:34 pm / quote |
si! :
mediocre.
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 10:01 pm / quote |
CrossBack7 :
si! wrote:

mediocre.


Let's see you write something.

You can't have action the whole time, you DO have to actually explain some things. . .Good stuff.

POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 10:52 pm / quote |
mawjingo :
that was great! now i've just gotta get enough patience to wait for the next part...


POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 11:13 pm / quote |
Presence :
Where is Millenburgh? Or did you just make that up?
POSTED: 10/24/2007 - 11:36 pm / quote |
Rhythm__Guitar :
Why dont they just get Tyson to play guitar?
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 12:42 am / quote |
Glen'sHeroicAct :
this one didn't really move the story along very far, which was kinda disappointing. bigger chunks over longer periods of time seem to be more interesting.
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 12:44 am / quote |
deadkenedy :
Rhythm__Guitar :
Why dont they just get Tyson to play guitar?


Hahahah, ZING

POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 01:19 am / quote |
right :
mack attack wrote:

okay I don't think that that first post was him, maybe someone pretending to be him?

Anyway good job man


Omg! He just made that post so no one will make a "1st" comment.

Btw, I like this more than comeback road already!

POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 04:23 am / quote |
mr barnicals :
Nolan Whyte wrote:

I thought that was great. Who is this guy?


oh don't worry, you don't want to know about him, he talks to himself. awesome job dude

POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 06:42 am / quote |
HavokStrife :
Flip the Ibanez over and have Danny play it Hendrix style?
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 10:33 am / quote |
Styx :
That Tyson seems to me like a cocky a$$hole... anyway great at always. I hope this pick it up like In The Van, that one was great!!!
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 11:38 am / quote |
callum2903 :
TheUnholy wrote:

Nolan Whyte wrote:

I thought that was great. Who is this guy?



You?





omg arew you like a friking idiot, itsa joke, guessin your american rite! lol lovly work nolyan

POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 01:06 pm / quote |
fadetowhite :
i love nolan
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 01:16 pm / quote |
davidns :
good stuff again
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 04:12 pm / quote |
deafening :
callum2903 wrote:

omg arew you like a friking idiot, itsa joke, guessin your american rite! lol lovly work nolyan


wtf u got against americans? surely they are human beings like u and i? or so i've heard

POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 04:45 pm / quote |
AmplifySilence :
Yeah and i think that the guy who said "you?" was joking too. Are u American? And no, we are not human beings, man. We're animals! Haha.
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 05:39 pm / quote |
Scourge441 :
Awesome.
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 05:57 pm / quote |
theo_siordia :
Great Keep 'em coming.
POSTED: 10/25/2007 - 08:48 pm / quote |
ApihBlind :
gREAT MAN,i don even look away from my monitor when reding this!!
POSTED: 10/26/2007 - 02:52 am / quote |
guitaringsailor :
Mattalac wrote:

I loved In The Van, and couldn't wait for something new to come out. Unfortunately, NOT ENOUGH WRITING IN EACH POST. Dag nabbit, Whyte, you leave me wanting more, i'm unsatisfied. What can I ask for, quality or quantity..? Fine, have it your way.


What can you say? "Can't get no satisfaction"

POSTED: 10/26/2007 - 05:04 am / quote |
wasp2020 :
really good one, explained a lot

but damn, I really wanted to see Danny try and learn thh guitar! >_

POSTED: 10/26/2007 - 08:07 am / quote |
TheUnholy :
callum2903

omg arew you like a friking idiot, itsa joke, guessin your american rite! lol lovly work nolyan


1) I'm Irish, as it happens.

2) As AmplifySilence said, I wasn't being exactly serious. I'll accept that my comment, in retrospect, wasn't all that funny, but it was hardly said in full sincerity.

3) I can spell

POSTED: 10/26/2007 - 02:02 pm / quote |
samerika :
I liked this one, i want more =)
POSTED: 10/26/2007 - 03:50 pm / quote |
vigenharutyunya :
yeah i wanna mo-oore and mo-ooore!!!
ican't wait for the other parts

POSTED: 10/26/2007 - 04:08 pm / quote |
HelloHalo :
Great =)
POSTED: 10/26/2007 - 07:42 pm / quote |
Fyre Deity :
Man. After reading Comeback Road, and now these 3 chapters... I feel like i wanna join a band or something... Damn it, I hate you Nolan! >.< Making me feel feelings and shit... >=\

Anyway, can't wait till next one, keep up the good work man.

POSTED: 10/27/2007 - 01:56 am / quote |
thundrstruk891 :
awesome work. the perfect replacement for in the van on comeback road.
POSTED: 10/27/2007 - 11:36 am / quote |
JakSunPlayr :
Can't wait for the next installment! Bravo again Mr. Whyte.
POSTED: 10/28/2007 - 02:39 pm / quote |
guilty :
Hehe nice comment Nolan.. Give me more.. Next one.. Part four..
POSTED: 10/29/2007 - 09:23 am / quote |
tom-the-lawn :
This is so awesome
POSTED: 10/29/2007 - 04:40 pm / quote |
XnaySaturo :
Awesome, Nolan = UG God.
POSTED: 10/29/2007 - 06:11 pm / quote |
jet_late :
that's pretty bad ass. i just read all three, lol.
POSTED: 10/29/2007 - 11:15 pm / quote |
Geomancer1115 :
THis is really getting cooler...what an entertainment... keep it coming...thanks..
POSTED: 10/30/2007 - 06:17 am / quote |
iml84myd8 :
I love guitar stories. There's such an awesome vibe in them
POSTED: 10/30/2007 - 05:56 pm / quote |
Metal_Rich :
It amazes me how many people don't realize that Nolan was pissing around with his comment XD. I liked! Can't wait for the next one as always.
POSTED: 10/30/2007 - 07:00 pm / quote |
vlp_dope :
whoaaaa nolan !
how is your baby?

POSTED: 10/30/2007 - 09:15 pm / quote |
Nolan Whyte :
The baby? He's fine. We know when he's pooping in his diapers because he makes that face that people make when they're trying to do math in their head. We call it "math face." When he makes math face, we know he needs a change.
POSTED: 10/30/2007 - 11:20 pm / quote |
philjay :
Man I love this! It's like a text soap opera about something I love!

Makes me think of the band I may be joining soon!!

POSTED: 10/31/2007 - 03:36 pm / quote |
emr_steelmech :
hamish5178 wrote:

ooh yay, next week is gear shopping!

xD

To the author: good job, they keep getting better, but his paragraph sounded incredibly unnatural and didn't fit:

So what is Hellakill's style? It is an attempt to combine speed, power and distortion without sacrificing melody. It mixes the pop sensibilities of the '80s (skipping the keyboards) with the darkness and aggression of '90s, blended with simple values: movement creates movement and excitement creates excitement. If you feel it and show it, the audience will feel it too.
Yeah that did seem kinda out of place. I really wish I could make my band understand that last line though...In time I guess

POSTED: 10/31/2007 - 05:13 pm / quote |
chaoticgeek :
I was hoping there was another one up today after I got done with classes... Well I hope it all goes well.
POSTED: 11/01/2007 - 09:36 pm / quote |
super666fender :
great stuff nolan, this reminds me of the van on comeback road, except much fresher,
POSTED: 11/02/2007 - 10:15 am / quote |
omriarbiv :
If they really need a second guitarist so bad, why doesn't Tyson play? I mean he already has a guitar, if the song's are so easy someone with no experience can learn them, it shouldn't be so hard for someone with the basic skills to pick them up
POSTED: 11/02/2007 - 10:28 pm / quote |
ThunderKiss65 :
I didn't catch In The Van, but I'm hooked on this already. Keep up the great work Nolan
POSTED: 11/03/2007 - 06:31 pm / quote |
manmanster :
omriarbiv wrote:

If they really need a second guitarist so bad, why doesn't Tyson play? I mean he already has a guitar, if the song's are so easy someone with no experience can learn them, it shouldn't be so hard for someone with the basic skills to pick them up


Because Snape kills dumbledore.

POSTED: 11/03/2007 - 11:14 pm / quote |
nakki :
Watiting for more, keep them coming! =)
POSTED: 11/04/2007 - 06:10 am / quote |
RJMan :
Pretty good, entertaining, but somehow much less mature than comeback. It is well constructed to appeal to most UGers tho, as no one can deny we are pretty immature for the most part. Keep em comin, hopefully with a more serious twist tho? in the future
POSTED: 11/05/2007 - 02:47 pm / quote |
omriarbiv :
manmanster wrote:

omriarbiv wrote:

If they really need a second guitarist so bad, why doesn't Tyson play? I mean he already has a guitar, if the song's are so easy someone with no experience can learn them, it shouldn't be so hard for someone with the basic skills to pick them up


Because Snape kills dumbledore.


i guess that explains it, i rest my case then

POSTED: 11/05/2007 - 09:35 pm / quote |
Spartticus :
omg are you like a friking idiot, itsa joke, guessin your american rite! lol lovly work nolyan


Last time I checked stupid was Universal. Anywho, wonderful work Nolan.

POSTED: 11/06/2007 - 06:03 pm / quote |
stangconv :
Good Read... but I want more....
POSTED: 11/07/2007 - 10:16 am / quote |
ginjaninja :
umm.. hurry up with part four please =]
POSTED: 11/07/2007 - 12:30 pm / quote |
ledzeppwn :
ginjaninja wrote:

umm.. hurry up with part four please =]

ya where r u man i want more! plz :P

POSTED: 11/07/2007 - 05:36 pm / quote |
chaoticgeek :
I'm wondering where part 4 is... On your website it says it is done and is going through the process...
POSTED: 11/08/2007 - 04:19 pm / quote |
mellowyellow729 :
in regard to pt 4... what does going through the pipe mean?
POSTED: 11/08/2007 - 05:53 pm / quote |
martyr1130 :
hey nolan, we love your stuff man. Don't mean to rush you, but it's been a hellalong time since your last post, hope everythings cool.
POSTED: 11/08/2007 - 07:06 pm / quote |
djmay71 :
wheres part four? i wait from sunrise to sundown in my windows explorer with UG open, and constantly pressing F5...and nothing happens....
POSTED: 11/09/2007 - 09:12 am / quote |
Thadinator :
i wish the story would move faster
POSTED: 11/23/2007 - 08:01 pm / quote |
samay d00d :
man this owns!!!!
POSTED: 01/09/2008 - 03:53 am / quote |
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