** The Random Shred Chat Thread **

[apocalypse13]

I know I mentioned I was buying an amp the other day and thanks again for all the responses...but I have one more question on that, what are engl screamers like?

It's well in my price range I figure, it's around the same price as a Laney TT50combo..so which would I be bettr getting eventually, Laney TT50 combo or Engl screamer?
Engl's are nice. Someone on another forum recommended me to check em out. While they have better amps than the screamer, I'm sure it'd be OK.

Screamer Combo Clip:
Sorta Heavy Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/Jonny%20Boy%20Screamer.mp3)

Screamer Head Clips:
Clean Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamerclean.mp3)
Soft Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamersoft.mp3)
Crunchy Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamercrunch.mp3)
Heavy Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamerheavyrhythmlead.mp3)
Really Heavy Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamerchugind.mp3)
Peace Sells (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/Peace%20Mega.mp3)

The head and cabinet probably isn't too much different from the combo, so I'd say these clips are universal. I think the first link (the combo clip) and the Peace Sells one are the best. The others are just sorta meh.

Check this site (http://rocksolidamps.com/sounds.php) out if you want to browse other Engl Amp sound clips. I found others that I like much better, such as this clip (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/Schmitt%20Vai%20(LOG).mp3) of "For the Love of God" with an Engl Thunder. So just look around if you wanna know more about Engl amps.

[Scorzerci]

Lol that guys is the most un-satanic looking person i've ever seen! Matt_Malmsteen, Ask Dave_MC about the ENGL. He is an expert of all things ENGL.

[TheUltimateSin]

:haha Someone in the CR forum called Ac/Dc a hair metal band

[Scorzerci]

RICHIE KOTZEN IS A SEXY BEAST!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_j8Jl4LAQjA&search=richie%20kotzen

[Matt_Malmsteen]

Engl's are nice. Someone on another forum recommended me to check em out. While they have better amps than the screamer, I'm sure it'd be OK.

Screamer Combo Clip:
Sorta Heavy Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/Jonny%20Boy%20Screamer.mp3)

Screamer Head Clips:
Clean Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamerclean.mp3)
Soft Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamersoft.mp3)
Crunchy Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamercrunch.mp3)
Heavy Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamerheavyrhythmlead.mp3)
Really Heavy Tone (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/ganjaseed+screamerchugind.mp3)
Peace Sells (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/Peace%20Mega.mp3)

The head and cabinet probably isn't too much different from the combo, so I'd say these clips are universal. I think the first link (the combo clip) and the Peace Sells one are the best. The others are just sorta meh.

Check this site (http://rocksolidamps.com/sounds.php) out if you want to browse other Engl Amp sound clips. I found others that I like much better, such as this clip (http://rocksolidamps.com/MP3/Schmitt%20Vai%20(LOG).mp3) of "For the Love of God" with an Engl Thunder. So just look around if you wanna know more about Engl amps.


Matt_Malmsteen, Ask Dave_MC about the ENGL. He is an expert of all things ENGL.

Thanks, I checked out the soundclips and some were pretty nice, and I also messaged Dave_MC so thanks for helping out :cheers:

[apocalypse13]

:cheers:

[Scorzerci]

:cheers:

[splice]

:cheers:

[apocalypse13]

:cheers:

[SnowballofDoom]

:golfclap:

Ha.

RICHIE KOTZEN IS A SEXY BEAST!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_j8Jl4LAQjA&search=richie%20kotzen

Tis true.

[Erc]

Screamers okay, clean channel sounds like ass imho.

Sell your house and buy a Diezel Herbert. Stumbled upon this very video while looking for some Lane vids to pass the time. That tone is sex.

EDIT --> El oh El, forgot to put the actual video...here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28z94hGwSkg&search=shawn%20lane

[chase09]

Screamers okay, clean channel sounds like ass imho.

Sell your house and buy a Diezel Herbert. Stumbled upon this very video while looking for some Lane vids to pass the time. That tone is sex.

EDIT --> El oh El, forgot to put the actual video...here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28z94hGwSkg&search=shawn%20lane

That tone is :liplick:

I clicked on a link and found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOZOzUVBhUI&search=shawn%20lane

Eek!

EDIT: I just noticed that it was Freepower who posted that on YouTube

[Freepower]

Thats for the fastest guitarist thread. There's a transcription there too, should you want to give it a go... ;)

[apocalypse13]

Gwar - Immortal Corrupter = :headbang:

[priest.fan.]

I found this cool band called "the haunted", and I think they're one of my favourite metal bands right now.



...


just in case you were wondering.

[apocalypse13]

From Wiki--
Cannibal Corpse also enjoyed a brief cameo in the 1994 Jim Carrey film Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, performing their song "Hammer Smashed Face." (Carrey actually insisted to have the band perform in the movie because they were his favourite band.)

ZOMG :haha :haha :haha

That is the coolest, most hilarious, unexpected thing EVA!

[priest.fan.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei1cqt5_uEM&search=cannibal%20corpse%20jim%20carrey

yeeeeeeeeeuh.

[Stratwizard]

This was from the tv version of Ace Venture: Pet Detective where Jim Carrey plays with the thrash band "Cannibal Corpse"

lol I haven't heard anyone calling Cannibal Corpse a thrash band before... :p:

[pavan]

Billy Sheehan seems to have played with a lot of big names........

[Erc]

yea...hes popular.

[Scorzerci]

Hes a great bassist though!
*waits for Resi or someone else to tell me how his tone is way to trebly and that he is overrated and will post a list of great bassists which I've never heard of*

[Resiliance]

^Blah, I don't think his tone is too trebly, it's fine...

He just could do with playing bass instead of downtuned 4 string guitar.

[apocalypse13]

2 Minutes to Midnight = Awesome

[wil]

OMFG, ive just found that Uli Jon Roth lives in my university town---which i leave in 3 days :( ---and considering theres only about 10000 people here-over half of which are students--- then its kinda cool. i ALso missed a concert here in 2003 with Uli, Yngwie and Al Di Meola.

I havent seen him strolling around the town, but ive heard he lives in a mansion.

For those who dont know, Uli was in the Scorpions---screw Wind of Change etc, listen to this;
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=28B077121A755568

This Uli at least 5 years before Yngwie came on the scene.

[apocalypse13]

I forgot that he was the Scorpions guitarist, regardless that I'd heard that several times, I always forget...:(

You have a lot of awesome people that live in your town!!

[wil]

well, Uli lives in my UNIVERSITY town, which, like i say im leaving in a few days which is a real bitch--my gf has another year to do here.

Plant and Laney live near me back at home.

[apocalypse13]

Aaah

Bleh

Still cool though.

[Scorzerci]

2 Minutes to Midnight = Awesome
Indeed... Iron Maiden kicks ass!

[Stratwizard]

Hallowed Be Thy Name ftw!

[Resiliance]

No More Lies
Brave New World
The Evil That Men Do

Is my top 3 of Maiden tracks :)

[Stratwizard]

My top 3:

Hallowed Be Thy Name
Revelations
Caught Somewhere In Time

[Scorzerci]

The number of the beast, dance of death and rainmaker are some of my fav Maiden songs

[Stratwizard]

The Number Of The Beast is a great album, but as a song I'm not very fond of it.

[Godly Moose]

I only have The Number of the beast, and Piece of mind albums. :(

[Resiliance]

^Same...

<--- Notice the avatar :p:

[Matt_Malmsteen]

I love Miaden, they made me pick up a guitar...

Hallowed Be Thy Name
No More Lies
The Mercenary or Paschendale
are my top three....
Maiden are much better with Janick, Adrian and Dave imo.

[Godly Moose]

^Same...

<--- Notice the avatar :p:

lol didn't notice that until just right now. I could have sworn it was something else. :haha

[Resiliance]

^Like... What?

:haha

[TheUltimateSin]

Flight of Icarus
Rainmaker
No More Lies



Biotch ;)

[Godly Moose]

I thought it was just some normal zombie/skull head thing with a hood on. Didn't really see that it was Eddie. I didn't really pay to much attention to it. :p:

[TheUltimateSin]

Funny...I always thought it was Resi just as he was going into "n00b-pwning" mode.

[Stratwizard]

I only have The Number of the beast, and Piece of mind albums. :(

Well, they're probably the best albums by Maiden...

[Godly Moose]

Well, they're probably the best albums by Maiden...

I heard Powerslave was good. I've only heard two songs from the album though.

[chase09]

There's 50 people viewing the shred forum right now. Is that a record?

[PooKoo]

I heard Powerslave was good. I've only heard two songs from the album though.

peice of mind ftw.

[apocalypse13]

The Wicker Man
Flight of Icarus
Hallowed be Thy Name

[chase09]

Is this guitar compatible with a floyd rose (or any tremolo at all)

http://www.schecterguitars.com/index.asp

EDIT: Sorry, the C-1 Classic is the guitar I was asking about. I'm not sure why it won't link.

[apocalypse13]

What guitar?

[Stratwizard]

If the guitar wasn't designed to have a Floyd Rose, I wouldn't install one to it. You never know how it's gonna work.

[Erc]

Yea, it would be expensive to get one installed, expensive to actually buy the floyd rose, and then you've got a chance that you can lose some quality of the wood by ****ing with it.

[chase09]

What about a different kind of whammy? Or would they all be just as risky?

[apocalypse13]

Hmm, Probably

[Stratwizard]

Why do you want to change the tremolo in the first place? Just get a guitar with that kind of tremolo you want.

Yeah and by the way... Comments appreciated ;)

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=373100

[NevermorePsalm]

I have found the best way to scare people. Necrophagist in my away messages.

[Matt_Malmsteen]

^^hahahaha nice...I think Anorexia Nervosa lyrics are good for that as well :p:

[NevermorePsalm]

yay. Must go get some. Im using Foul Body Autopsy at the moment.

[mr_clapton]

hey i know i posted this before its my transcription of real but i added the bass and drums, i am up to the solo does anyone know how to do an accelerando on guitar pro cause the tempo speedss up at that point http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=0E08413D1A54215A

[chase09]

How do you make the metronome run by itself in guitar pro 5?

[mr_clapton]

i would say click the little metronome symbol, do a brieve rest and make the bar repeat 100 times or somthing that should do it

[Scorzerci]

I suck at GP and PT:(

[chase09]

I suck at GP and PT:(

Me 2 :(

[apocalypse13]

I am pretty good at using it...

[Stratwizard]

What's so hard about those programs? The real challenge is to write something that sounds good. :p:

[Resiliance]

^It's not really using the programs that's difficult... It's writing songs in standard notation, including note length, notation of dynamics, etc...

[NevermorePsalm]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH, mesa foundsa a newsa Shawnsa songsa Isa didntsa havesa beforesa causesa Imsa toosa poorsa tosa buysa ansa albumsa

[PooKoo]

what?

[splice]

somthing about him being too poor to buy any shawn albums i think

[NevermorePsalm]

But you will never no! CAUSE I AM THE MASTER OF CRYPTOGRAPHY, JAQUES SAUNIERE! (I hope someone catches that, please...I hope it is Resi or Snow.)

[SnowballofDoom]

Thought you died in the prologue :p:

[tombo32]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH, mesa foundsa a newsa Shawnsa songsa Isa didntsa havesa beforesa causesa Imsa toosa poorsa tosa buysa ansa albumsa

Translation: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH, I found a new Shawn album I didn't have before because I am to poor to buy an album and tombo32 is a sexy beast.

[NevermorePsalm]

oops, it's a new shawn song . You broke the vinegar, foo, now the grail is lost!

(points go to snow)

[paddyo]

Why did Stratwizards "who'd be famous" thread get closed? And mine aboout the strenth of shredders, while I'm on this topic..:p:

[NevermorePsalm]

power hungry mods that should let the shred forum be! We could be our own self sufficient community..

On a lighter note, I hope we all enjoy the flame fest I may have just created with my post in the Becker thread.

[Stratwizard]

What the **** is going on?

I respect the mods doing their work by closing the unnecessary threads, but why did you close my thread? It didn't violate any rules! :confused:

I'd love to have an answer andrew...

[Dreadnought]

What the **** is going on?

I respect the mods doing their work by closing the unnecessary threads, but why did you close my thread? It didn't violate any rules! :confused:

I'd love to have an answer andrew...

Just because he mods this forum doesn't necessarily mean he closed the thread. Supermods have jurisdiction in every forum, so it could have been one of them.

[Stratwizard]

Whatever... I'm still confused... :confused:

[Freepower]

What the **** is going on?

I respect the mods doing their work by closing the unnecessary threads, but why did you close my thread? It didn't violate any rules! :confused:

I'd love to have an answer andrew...

It must have been a mod unused to the SF.

The shred forum's always really modded itself, dickheads got pwned and left, unneccessary threads got pwned and died (usually) and to put it short

http://home.nvbell.net/blinger/Graphics/sucka.gif

Ah pity tha n00b messes wit the SF!

Really though, i dont want to see only threads with specific band issues. This may be a bands and artists forum, but **** knows we all discuss theory, technique and general music, as well as attitude and taoist warrior shred philosophy.

[apocalypse13]

And the focking fury...

[Stratwizard]

I agree with you FP. I've always loved the atmosphere at SF. Noobs and spammers getting flamed and pwned, regulars chatting about random things and so on.

Now, recently has been a huge modding-wave that I don't quite understand. A lot of threads has been closed, some of them without a good reason.

[Freepower]

Perhaps they're trying to make up for years of 0 moderation? :p:

We look after our own families, G. ;)

[Freepower]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/allanhol.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/118977-Shawn-Lane-Power-Licks.jpg

And, should i ever need to make a point in an argument with extra force and dignity -

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/CopyofMr.jpg


The new moderation tools of the SF. The people have spoken! :p:

[Stratwizard]

I kinda liked that 0 moderation... :cool:

EDIT: :haha @ Freepower

[NevermorePsalm]

For some reason...Holdsworth now reminds me of Norris.

[Stratwizard]

Yeah, he looks badass... Damn, now after I've seen that pic, I'm too afraid to hurt him in the shredder elimination game...

[Erc]

el oh el at the pics!

[Scorzerci]

FREEPOWER IS BREATHING MOLTEN CHEESE!!!!:eek: a

[Freepower]

^ dont say that, resi cried last time! :p:

[TheUltimateSin]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/CopyofMr.jpg


:eek: Run! Godzilla!1!

[chase09]

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374791 :)

[apocalypse13]

Zomg R0FFL3ZZ!! U R teh riiTE!! HE teh best ur 50 r1te!!1!11!
LOL :) :devil:

OMg liEk tahT SyNestr Gat3z d00dTz is Lik 1 of th3 b3st :devil: :devil:

eh has LiEk TappinS w1ht his 9 Fing3rz & he d03sn'T evEn Mes Up!! TahT BukeThed GuYzz is oVErRaate3d noDby ShrEADDERS Ev3n Plauys Wiht any 3moton!!111!

LOL

HaVe U Herd Billi JoE ShrEAD?!??!!11ONE!!11!! I WeaTN 2 A Gren DaY ConC3rt aND He diD a TapinG S0lO AnD My FriNEd SaiD it w4S Li3k 17 NpSS!?! :rolleyes: ROFL I sAdi No Ur Lyeing BC Any1 Wh0 plaS TaHT Sp3EDS Can'"T P:lay W/ NE Em0shun AdN BiLY Jo PlyAS WitH So MyCh Em0TiUN!!!!111!!elEVEN!!ONE!!!!11!!!!1!!El!VeN!1


LOLZ :liplick: :lurk:

My finest n00b speak ever, if I do say so myself.

[TheUltimateSin]

:eek: Wow.........I think the Godfather of the n00b tongue, PooKoo, has been challanged.

[Beckerism]

... :livid:

[Prophet of Page]

For some reason...Holdsworth now reminds me of Norris.


Allan Holdsworth looks damn hard. Not when was younger, he looked like a pussy then, but now he looks like he'd kill you as soon as look at you.

[Freepower]

Divorce'll do that to you.

[Prophet of Page]

Divorce'll do that to you.


Funny, my parent's became nicer after they separated.

[SnowballofDoom]

Gilbert always seemed as nice as ever after his divorce...

[Chilled]

Random question :rolleyes: but im just startin to get into shreddin and im practicin sweepin alt picking etc... now i have a epiphone les paul and a schecter omen 6 diamond series what you guys an girls recommend is better to practice it on ?

[Stratwizard]

You can practice shred very well on those too. Anyway, the usual shred guitar is pretty much Ibanez RG.

[Godly Moose]

****ing finaly I got out of school. MUCH more time to practice.

[PooKoo]

finals all week!

pray for me.

[Stratwizard]

Lol @ Americans! I've been on holiday for over a week a now.

Check out this Jazz/Fusion guitarist Alessandro Benvenuti. He has very Greg Howe-ish and awesome chops.

http://www.alessandrobenvenuti.com/indexfla.htm

His MySpace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=51774955&MyToken=fa906d57-b74a-44f9-ac51-e957272a9e68)

[PooKoo]

whoa.


That was awesome.

[Erc]

hes quite good.

[PooKoo]

waitin for resi to come in and trash him...

[Godly Moose]

waitin for resi to come in and trash him...


That's exactly what I was thinking. :eek:

[Resiliance]

The sample on the site isn't bad, it just doesn't have the unique quality Greg Howe does imo.

I don't like his tone either :D


On the topic of Italian guitarists... You all should check out Salvatore Russo... Great player.

Edit: Particularly his work with William Stravato

[Stratwizard]

Yeah, well I stated he sounds quite like Greg Howe... :p: His tone = sweetness! :liplick:

[Godly Moose]

To be completely random...



http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/7366/11501391598018rm.jpg

HOVERDOGS RULE THE SKY

[Stratwizard]

:haha That's awesome!

[paddyo]

It rivals some of Beckerisms finest pics!:haha

[apocalypse13]

ROFL

:haha

[SnowballofDoom]

:haha

EDIT: Shred forum reprise:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/Gilbert_Pwns/hoverdogs.jpg

[PooKoo]

http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL522/2925194/7872652/155714803.jpg

oh noz!

:sad:

[SnowballofDoom]

The molten cheese has claimed another life!

:(

[apocalypse13]

:haha

EDIT: Shred forum reprise:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/Gilbert_Pwns/hoverdogs.jpg
Awmagawd ROFL


:haha :haha

[Resiliance]

The molten cheese has claimed another life!

:(

Goddamnit, I'm tired of you guys insulting my photoshop skills :mad:

[Godly Moose]

Roflz :haha

[apocalypse13]

Goddamnit, I'm tired of you guys insulting my photoshop skills :mad:
Your sig on SU = ZOMG 1337 h4x

Fear Resi's photoshop skills, nooblets.

[SnowballofDoom]

Goddamnit, I'm tired of you guys insulting my photoshop skills :mad:

Just a bit of constructive criticism :p:

Your SU sig pwns us all anyway.

Ed: ^See, we all know what a crazy good photoshopper/cheese inserter you are.

[Resiliance]

Ahahah. Two posts praising my photoshop skills in sequence!

Watch out, Picasso, here I come.

[PooKoo]

zomg steve vai

[Godly Moose]

zomg steve vai

?! Where? Wait I know... where talking about my SU sig, eh?

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2567/gmsig0lo.jpg

[HammerForce]

Saw Guns N Roses last night at download, it was pretty damn awesome, Ron Thal has actually the craziest chops I've ever seen. He was absolutely amazing, I was right at the varrier as well so I could see evrerything he was doing. His outro solo to November Rain was orgasmic to say the least. Could anyone recommend any of his other stuff to me, I think I might like it.

Oh, also Robin Fink sucked major donkey balls and played some of the sloppiest solos I've ever seen by a professional musician- even more so than Avenged Sevenfold who I saw on saturday:D)

[SnowballofDoom]

?! Where? Wait I know... where talking about my SU sig, eh?

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2567/gmsig0lo.jpg

Psh, 'sall about the hoverdogs:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/Gilbert_Pwns/hoverdogs.jpg

[apocalypse13]

Rofl, that is soo good man

[splice]

:haha:

[NevermorePsalm]

I think that Resi's photoshop skills suck.




















Dont hurt me.

[Scorzerci]

w00t PINK FLOYD MIGHT REUNITE FOR TEH TOURZÉ!

[Resiliance]

^People have been saying that for 10 years though.

[NevermorePsalm]

Hey Resi, any songs of Salvadore uploaded from you?

[paddyo]

Lolololollolol

D00d If We Lal Lyke G3t Degeres N Stuf Tengfh W2e@ Cna Gvie Ihm Legz N Stuf Ofah Obo


Lol!1111i
Phew! Thine master hath been challenged by a noble challenger(Apoc) who breifly was in the victory spot but thou hads't reclaimeth the number one spot again Pookoo:)
Time to step thou's mad skills of noob-speak up Apoc if you want to proveth a major threat in thy forsee-able(sp?) future!:p:

[Scorzerci]

^People have been saying that for 10 years though.
Well I can still hope :(

[SuburbanCowboy]

I thought there was gonna be no more Pink Floyd reunions? Gilmour says it every chance he gets...

Would still be nice tho..

[Resiliance]

Hey Resi, any songs of Salvadore uploaded from you?

I'm currently on the brink of upload bankrupcy... Stay tuned.

[Scorzerci]

I thought there was gonna be no more Pink Floyd reunions? Gilmour says it every chance he gets...

Would still be nice tho..
Well there is the article on the main page, but yeah Gilmour doesn't seem too interested....

[TheUltimateSin]

Psh, 'sall about the hoverdogs:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/Gilbert_Pwns/hoverdogs.jpg


Pff. Biotch. 'Sall 'bout the croissants
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Croissant.jpg/180px-Croissant.jpg

[SnowballofDoom]

^That croissant has a goiter.

And like... Down Syndrome.

[TheUltimateSin]

:mad: Fine

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/la%20brea%20croissant%20copy.jpg

[SnowballofDoom]

Ahhh much better.

...

How does the SF usually end up talking about baked goods?

[Matt_Malmsteen]

I figure because inbetween practising shredding we all like to sit down and enjoy a random baked good...maybe?

[NevermorePsalm]

Oatmeal cookies ftw

[TheUltimateSin]

Ahhh much better.

...

How does the SF usually end up talking about baked goods?

:eek: You dare question thine will of thy hallowed SF?! Blasphemy!

[splice]

yay inverely

what does ftw mean?

[Freepower]

"Fight The Wookies".

It means that that particular item is doomed to fail. Chewie beats everyone up.

White<Black<Hairy

[Matt_Malmsteen]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

That should tell you everything you'll ever need to know about 1337 and weird talk used on forums and such, ftw is included ;)

[apocalypse13]

Phew! Thine master hath been challenged by a noble challenger(Apoc) who breifly was in the victory spot but thou hads't reclaimeth the number one spot again Pookoo:)
Time to step thou's mad skills of noob-speak up Apoc if you want to proveth a major threat in thy forsee-able(sp?) future!:p:
I shall regain it in the metal forum.

Watch and see. ;)

yay inverely

what does ftw mean?
For the win

[TheUltimateSin]

Ah, nothing quite makes me realize how much more practice I need like trying to play Hanger 18 :)

[Resiliance]

Or Sevens... :(

[TheUltimateSin]

Of course, it might help if I was taking gradual steps within my current playability level and not trying to play anything and everything.

Oh Common Sense! Where haveth thou gone away to?

[Scorzerci]

Pff. Biotch. 'Sall 'bout the croissants
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Croissant.jpg/180px-Croissant.jpg
Gah I can't stand Croissants... THey're all crumbly and dry!
And who's with me that we should make a random shred baked goods thread?
FAKE EDIT: Nevermind I just remembered that there are 3 mods now :p:

[SuburbanCowboy]

"I can tap four strings simultaneously, but why I sat in my bedroom for years and learned how to do that is beyond me. If I could pay the bills writing metal, I'd do it.. but there arent enough people out there who want to hear Metallica riffs coming out of me."

-- Chad Kroeger, of Nickelback, in Guitarist Magazine


:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha

There are so many things wrong with that statement that I dont even know where to begin..


edit: I just realized... Chad Kroeger is BUCKETHEAD!! It all makes sense now..

[apocalypse13]

Rofl He IS!!!!!! :haha :haha :haha :haha

[paddyo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icdnKydffZQ&search=Joe%20Satriani
OMGOMGOMG! Pause that at 2:54 when the crowd starts to do a mexican wave. Yngwie is right in the centre of the screen:eek:...

[Scorzerci]

:haha:

[NevermorePsalm]

Or Sevens... :(

That is quite the bitch to play. (IE: I looked at a tab and died)

[Erc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icdn...=Joe%20Satriani
OMGOMGOMG! Pause that at 2:54 when the crowd starts to do a mexican wave. Yngwie is right in the centre of the screen...

:haha:

thats awesome!

[apocalypse13]

That is quite the bitch to play. (IE: I looked at a tab and died)
who's it by??

[splice]

i hate chad kroeger with a passion.....and his "band"

[NevermorePsalm]

who's it by??


Im thinking he was talking about the Guthrie Govan song.

[PooKoo]

that's what i thought.

btw, i can't find any govan songs anywhere, anyone care to ummm...

help me? (pm me you idiots!)

[Freepower]

^ Sevens by Guthrie, i assume?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icdnKydffZQ&search=Joe%20Satriani
OMGOMGOMG! Pause that at 2:54 when the crowd starts to do a mexican wave. Yngwie is right in the centre of the screen:eek:...

Teh FGMOsplosionzor!

"I can tap four strings simultaneously, but why I sat in my bedroom for years and learned how to do that is beyond me. If I could pay the bills writing metal, I'd do it.. but there arent enough people out there who want to hear Metallica riffs coming out of me."

-- Chad Kroeger, of Nickelback, in Guitarist Magazine


:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha
There are so many things wrong with that statement that I dont even know where to begin..


edit: I just realized... Chad Kroeger is BUCKETHEAD!! It all makes sense now..


I am Buckethead.

That besides, whoop, he can tap 4 strings simulateously, i have such insane skill that i can tap all 6 simultaneously - with ONE FINGER. :p:

[PooKoo]

4 strings at once would sound ****ty probably.


Fp send me govan.

[NevermorePsalm]

lol go to youtube muthafrooker. Its hosted like...a bajillion times. its gonna be on the new cd too I think.

[PooKoo]

no i've seen ALL the vids on youtube, i need songs mang.

[mr_clapton]

OMG Resi is a mod god save us all

[PooKoo]

haha a little late thurrr.

[mr_clapton]

awww lol

[Freepower]

Hey, dont make fun of him, i just found out too!

Oh, wait, that makes us BOTH stupid.

Resi, with his new mod powers, may be able to see what i've edited.

[Reemster]

^ :haha

[PooKoo]

oh shiiii i just got that!

eyes missed it

:haha

[TheUltimateSin]

:haha

[Righteous]

You guys are totally off topic now, gosh.

[PooKoo]

**** YOU HIPPY!


asdasdhaosdhaioshdasdasdstewtweterafas


Baked goods anyone?

[Slashfan_666]

Is Satch permanently bald now, or does he just cut it?


EDIT:

[PooKoo]

Yo bro i'm talking pastries


Crossiants ftw!

and oatmeal cookies.
but thats not a pastry.

[Beckerism]

I ****ing LOVE croissants. :liplick:

[PooKoo]

sameeeeeeeeeeeee

[TheUltimateSin]

Woot! Croissant Time!!11!1one!1!!eleven!1!
http://www.jamco.co.jp/e/e-interiors/e-galley/croissant.jpg
http://www.ananas-jp.com/panaderia/img/croissant.jpg
http://www.honeydewdonuts.com/nutrition/Croissant.jpg

[apocalypse13]

Bacon egg and cheese from Burger King = :liplick:

[PooKoo]

thats not real food.

[apocalypse13]

:rant:

[pavan]

"I can tap four strings simultaneously, but why I sat in my bedroom for years and learned how to do that is beyond me. If I could pay the bills writing metal, I'd do it.. but there arent enough people out there who want to hear Metallica riffs coming out of me."

-- Chad Kroeger, of Nickelback, in Guitarist Magazine


:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha

There are so many things wrong with that statement that I dont even know where to begin..


edit: I just realized... Chad Kroeger is BUCKETHEAD!! It all makes sense now..

A few years ago, when the song "this is how you remind me came out", chad kroeger said in an interview on radio that his band was greater than the beatles and led zeppelin.

[NevermorePsalm]

I love FP

[pavan]

everyone does

[TheUltimateSin]

^How can anyone not?

[Erc]

Bacon egg and cheese from Burger King =

Ugh, I despise that place, along with most other fast food joints.

[pavan]

Burger King > KFC > McDonalds
edit : pizza > all

[NevermorePsalm]

taco bell > all

[Erc]

Only "fast food" joint I like is Rush's.

If you count subway as fastfood, count that in too ^_^

[pavan]

what ho, Resi is mod.
What he needs is a girl.

[mr_clapton]

SHHH dont say the g word around here!

[Freepower]

Speaking of girls, and baked goods...


Has anyone else recently searched "baked goods porn" on google? :(

http://foodporn.wordpress.com/2005/12/

C is for cookie!


(Now people will love me more! :dance: I give porn!)

[TheUltimateSin]

:haha

[SuburbanCowboy]

My guitar wants to kill your sig, Pookoo

[PooKoo]

Haha why?

[apocalypse13]

taco bell > all
possibly

but you can't forget the awesomeness of Long John Silver's

[Prophet of Page]

My guitar wants to kill your sig, Pookoo

My guitar wants to kill your mama while your guitar gently weeps....

[paddyo]

Burger King > KFC > McDonalds
edit : pizza > all
:no: Steering "slightly" away from fast food but Chicken Kiev>everything 10 times over...Nuff said.

[PooKoo]

dude, subway is the best.

[Scorzerci]

Pizza hut>Burger King> Subway > KFC>all other fastfood joints>McDonalds

[paddyo]

Pizza hut>Burger King> Subway > KFC>all other fastfood joints>McDonalds
Grrr:grrr: THey're bastards. Boycot boycot Boycot!!

[PooKoo]

**** pizza hut, vocellis and ledos are where its at.

[Scorzerci]

*lives in Switzerland and hasn't even heard of those fast food joints*

[PooKoo]

local.

hehe.

not fast food either, but damn good pizza places.

[splice]

papa johns dude

[Erc]

papa johns is the shiz, in a good way. Hmm garlic sauce...fat...yum...ahh yes...

I want some now.

[Resiliance]

*lives in Switzerland and hasn't even heard of those fast food joints*

Same here man... Same here.

[apocalypse13]

dude, subway is the best.
Subway is teh roxors.

[Scorzerci]

meatball marinara + that yummy bread with cheese and spices = BUTSECKS GOOD!

[KurrptSenate]

they all suck. Its really a lesser of evils.

McDonalds has WiFi, they take top spot for that.

Hardees has the best burgers, easily

[Godly Moose]

Holy crap! Resi, became mod when I was gone.

[Resiliance]

^... Coincidence?

[Scorzerci]

If me and my friends are hungry and in town and don't want to get fast food we get half a chicken for like 5$:)

[paddyo]

Anyone ever get lemon chicken? Its just a chicken thats been maranaded/seasoned with lemon. Delicious but I haven't had it in about 8 years because they dont do them in the supermarkets anymore:(

[Scorzerci]

Can't you jst make it yourself then?

[paddyo]

Can't you jst make it yourself then?
Yeah I suppose but I couldnt be arsed tbh and I cant cook so..yeah..:)

[splice]

i can cook..........cooking is my second favorite thing to do

[paddyo]

^Yeah but can you bake? Only real men can bake...

[Resiliance]

I can fry & microwave... :(

[Scorzerci]

According to one of the design technology (I was gonna say DT, but then I remembered this is also the prog forum:p: ) teachers I can both cook and sow:(:

[TheUltimateSin]

I can cook..........if making waffles on a waffle iron using premade mix counts....:(:

[Matt_Malmsteen]

^^You'll make a great husband to some woman :p:

And I have a GCSE in cooking...

[splice]

i cant bake very well :(

but i can do alot of other stuff

[TheUltimateSin]

Pff...cooking/baking is as overrated as world domination anyway. Eating the meat right off the bone of the animal, chewing the wheat stalks right out of the feild, and Galactic domination is where it's all at ;)

[SnowballofDoom]

I can put things in the oven/microwave.

Ha!

[Freepower]

I cook lunch, and more importantly, breakfast, for my woman occasionally.

Some brilliant food, some awful. She cooks great though. :liplick:

And she's clever, and hot, and nice, and funny, and she likes me back!

Good things come to those who wait, gentlemen...

[SnowballofDoom]

And those with sexay accents.

[Freepower]

Lol, im not sexay accented to the average girl here - i sound american/british for a NI boy, which is quite irritating to say the least.

It's mostly because my average sentance doesn't look like this -

"****in aye, Steph's a ride, like...ai surr, whatcha lookin ah, huh?"

but like this...

"Steph? MMMMmmmm... hey, you, **** off. Or I'll make American Psycho look like a nursery rhyme."

Speaking of which, has anyone read that book?

[apocalypse13]

I cook lunch, and more importantly, breakfast, for my woman occasionally.

You have this process backwards, grasshopper.

[Freepower]

Good breakfast = happy woman all day
Good lunch = happy woman after lunchtime

And the original insinuation would be that i was cooking her breakfast because we had spent the night under the same roof. ;)

Or do you tire 'em out so they're only getting up at lunchtime?

[PooKoo]

i buy my girl cheese sticks (best food on earth).


...

but im learning to cook assorted pastries!
and i can make waffles.

fp, i win.

[Freepower]

pk, you don't. (ooooooooooOOOOH)

I cook stir frys, using chilli powder, chilli sauce, and chicken. Beat that.

Oh, and in Switzerland, croissants are called "Gipfellies" - and i still call them that, bitch. My baked goods are exotic. :liplick:

[PooKoo]

****....


(can you teach me?)

[Freepower]

Yes.


However, i cannot teach you the "Tongue Tornado Love Machine" woman-pleasing technique, nor the secret behind my incredibly sloppy playing.

I can teach you everything else. Including the "Whoops i slipped" man-pleasing technique and how things are MEANT to be played. If not by example.

[priest.fan.]

I can make a pie :)


my mom taught me how :)







...

:)

[Freepower]

Oh...

Well...

I have a tart in the kitchen...I didnt make it though. :(

http://sarahmichellegellar.fanhost.com/albums/SouthlandTales/full/st21.jpg

The one on the left is nice and hot. :liplick:

(I've lowered the tone of conversation, so i must depart. There better be some baked goods pictures in this thread when i come back...)

[SnowballofDoom]

Done.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/Gilbert_Pwns/Sars_Fortune_Cookie.jpg

[apocalypse13]

I can make a pie :)


my mom taught me how :)







...

:):haha

Nice pic FP :o :o

[Slashfan_666]

http://www.pamspaulding.com/graphics/pastries-gen.jpg



Is that O.K. for pastries?


pardon my n00biness

[Godly Moose]

I'm taking cooking classes right now, for the easy credits, and because girls love a man who can cook, things besides poptarts, and cereal. :cool:

[pavan]

I am an expert in making tea and coffee.

[apocalypse13]

You guys have been talking about baked goods and cooking for four pages now.

:wtf:

[SGRocker0791]

Yngwie malmsteen Super Amazing Guitar God lesson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tuLEmWccM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbulletin%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dbulletin%2Eread%26messageID%3D1090397798%26MyToken%3D0a6dfa6b%2D5b40%2D4f38%2D963)

:haha Same person who made John Petrucci Phycho Execises.

[mr_clapton]

well thats nice isnt it

[pavan]

That was funny. And that lead me to this : http://www.youtube.com/results?search=frank+gambale&search_type=search_videos&search=Search

and this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97LTj-_8at0&search=rusty%20cooley

rusty making vai - like faces and playing piano http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmBhH5u0TBQ&mode=suggested_all&search=rusty%20cooley

[Freepower]

Yngwie malmsteen Super Amazing Guitar God lesson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tuLEmWccM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbulletin%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dbulletin%2Eread%26messageID%3D1090397798%26MyToken%3D0a6dfa6b%2D5b40%2D4f38%2D963)

:haha Same person who made John Petrucci Phycho Execises.

:haha Thats so funny i wish i had made it... :(

Seriously, i have friends and all we ever do is talk like that, i have material, i tells ya. :(


But still - :haha

[priest.fan.]

Yngwie malmsteen Super Amazing Guitar God lesson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tuLEmWccM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbulletin%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dbulletin%2Eread%26messageID%3D1090397798%26MyToken%3D0a6dfa6b%2D5b40%2D4f38%2D963)

:haha Same person who made John Petrucci Phycho Execises.

lmao :haha

"I actually taught god how to play guitar." ... "I am SO fat."

[Erc]

OMG!! Thats so funny!

Especially the john petrucci psycho exercises 1...omg...."i'm going to kill you"

aww geeze...thats so ace.


EDIT --> OMG jp psycho excercises 2...el oh el! "If you can't play that, you're ****"

[pavan]

hey suckers, the latest guitars suck is out
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6248908320342084027

[PooKoo]

**** yes!