** The Random Shred Chat Thread **

[Stratwizard]

Take a look at the thread in Original Recordings near the top of the page. Shred wankage video or something along those lines I believe its called.

*shudder*

That guy was brilliant. I mean, how could he have emotion in his solos when he's been playing for just 2 years?

[paddyo]

^ no, seriously, it's always been like that.

MasterofShred anyone? GodofShred?

There's a million people like that who regret choosing names like that when they come online and get uberpwned.
I'm not talking about their usernames,I mean their posts and signatures with there Uberific set ups and titles that say "UG's shredder" etc. I'll take your word for it though.;)

[NevermorePsalm]

Fuck. I love someone, and you know who you are.

[Prophet of Page]

Fuck. I love someone, and you know who you are.

Yes, yes I do.

[Freepower]

^ how are those dates anyway?

[Prophet of Page]

^ how are those dates anyway?

Grand, sorry, the internet was down at my house for a few days. They're fine.

But, HOW DO I GET THERE?! If you're close enough to Belfast then I suppose public transport that far would be doable on my part at least, then maybe you'd have to do something, **** I don't know.

[NevermorePsalm]

rar

[paddyo]

:o

[Resiliance]

It's the random shred chat thread, not the random shred spam thread :angry:

[TheUltimateSin]

Marty Friedman

Happy Resi?

Just kidding. You're never happy......unless maybe the Resi-signal is on....?

[paddyo]

This is you about 2 months ago before your modship happened,you would have joined right in to this spam lark with a nice smiley or something.

*In chinese voice*
Wah happen dto yo Resi,you used to be coor!






Thats the last of it though. All apologies monsieur :p:

[Prophet of Page]

Resi is just sad because the watermelons have taken over.

[Resiliance]

This is you about 2 months ago before your modship happened,you would have joined right in to this spam lark with a nice smiley or something.

*In chinese voice*
Wah happen dto yo Resi,you used to be coor!






Thats the last of it though. All apologies monsieur :p:

I never ever spammed useless posts without content like that... Are you insulting my integrity, mother****er?

[paddyo]

Yes. No. No yes.

:( No sir.

[TheUltimateSin]

:haha :haha

[SnowballofDoom]

Resi's Samuel L. Jackson impersonation is very intimidating..

[Resiliance]

Resi's Samuel L. Jackson impersonation is very intimidating..

DUTCH MOTHER****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[Prophet of Page]

DUTCH MOTHER****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?


No sir :(

But you still love me, right?

[Resiliance]

Ofcourse.

[SnowballofDoom]

DUTCH MOTHER****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

:cry:

I don't know who put the mother****in' snakes on the plane!

[Freepower]

Grand, sorry, the internet was down at my house for a few days. They're fine.

But, HOW DO I GET THERE?! If you're close enough to Belfast then I suppose public transport that far would be doable on my part at least, then maybe you'd have to do something, **** I don't know.

Once your in Belfast, there's an express service to Coleraine (218), and from there it's child's play to get you to mine. :)

[Prophet of Page]

Once your in Belfast, there's an express service to Coleraine (218), and from there it's child's play to get you to mine. :)

I think this just might work.

[Resiliance]

... Someone buy a videocamera and tape that.

"One night in Ireland"

[TheUltimateSin]

^:haha :haha :haha

[Freepower]

^ "One night in Britain" if you're a dirty Protestant bastard. :p:

Anyone else around is welcome! ;)

[SnowballofDoom]

*curses Atlantic ocean*

[splice]

*curses potato famine that caused family to move from ireland*

[TheUltimateSin]

*curses potato famine that caused family to move from ireland*

*Also curses said potatoe famine*

*joins Snowball in the cursing of the Atlantic*

[Freepower]

Hey Tom, everyone wants some of the action. Maybe we should start a website, y'know, like Karen Loves Kate.

*N.B. There is no link for a reason*

[Godly Moose]

I never ever spammed useless posts without content like that... Are you insulting my integrity, mother****er?

OH SHI-

[TheUltimateSin]

OH SHI-

"Have you ever given a foot massage?"

"Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fu**ing master."

"You've given a lot of them?"

"Sh** yeah. Got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing."

" Would you give a guy a foot massage?"

"Fu** you. "

[Godly Moose]

"Have you ever given a foot massage?"

"Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fu**ing master."

"You've given a lot of them?"

"Sh** yeah. Got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing."

" Would you give a guy a foot massage?"

"Fu** you. "


Pulp Fiction one of the best movies EVA. I got the two disc special edition for only 10 dollars at Walmart.

[TheUltimateSin]

Pulp Fiction one of the best movies EVA. I got the two disc special edition for only 10 dollars at Walmart.

As far as I'm concerned, it is the best movie ever....or at least, it's tied for 1st with FF:AC. :D

[Shreddin 4 Life]

Man, 315 ****in' pages of posts...

Honestly, I had no idea there were this many shred fans around, but i'm overjoyed.
See, i live in Quebec, Canada. And over here, rap pretty much rules the music scene...

However, I'd like to ask a simple qustion: Who's ur favourite shredder of all time?

My idol is Yngwie Malmsteen (because I love the neo-classical sound), but my favourite is most certainly Rusty Cooley.

However, i'm obviously not familiar with ALL the big shredders out there, so I'd also like to see some suggestions of shredders that some of you guys think are really overlooked or unknown.

[NevermorePsalm]

Lol, go back a few pages and youll see a few things that applied to you.. But since you seem to be a nice chap Ill give you a quick overview here. Most people think that picking favorites is stupid in the SF. Most people could tell you a few they like, etc. but you know..its really not that important. And shredders is slowly being transformed into profanity here. (oh big word, profanity) But basically, welcome, dont be too much of a n00b, at the moment Im still quite in love with Antonio Forcione(Alhambra, mmm, thanks resi) and Lane(as always)

[NevermorePsalm]

and i dont know how i began ranting, oh well. Not think im too much of a prick for that.

[Resiliance]

Well if we're picking absolute favorites... Paul Gilbert, Guthrie Govan, Greg Howe, Stochelo Rosenberg.

[Freepower]

God, it's so hard to choose...

For compositions, Vai.

For improv, Lane.

For inventiveness and bends, Guthrie Govan.

There ya go.

[paddyo]

Gilberto,Guthrie and Becker do it for me at the moment.:)

Fp I'd come to this "meeting"(its sex dammit,you're in denial!) just even to watch you and Tom riffing but I'm off to Donegal tomorrow for irish College for 3 weeks and the fact that I'm 15 makes it soo much harder to be allowed travel to Belfast(alone).

Ah well,have fun! :p:

[Matt_Malmsteen]

Absolute favs, Paul Gilbert, Marty Friedman, Yngwie Malmsteen, Joe Satriani and Steve Vai... that's about all I can think of.

[Erc]

Lane, Howe, Govan, and Thal.

[apocalypse13]

1. Marty Friedman
2. Paul Gilbert
3. Steve Vai
4. Jason Becker
5. Rusty Cooley
6. Mattias IA Eklundh
7. Joe Satriani
8. John Petrucci
9. Ron Thal
10. Buckethead


That's a rough list I made on another forum yesterday.

[NevermorePsalm]

Apoc...the pool move was genious...and you have to record your growls. And question for Resi, in Mirror Mirror by Forcione, is it a male or female singer?

[Freepower]

Hey, anyone got the latest guitar techniques?

As if Guthrie playing EJ wasn't enough -

Rusty and Gambale on the DVD. :eek:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/SCARYLICKS.gif
Also, i swear to god, i randomly paused the vid and got this face, just after playing a crazy sweeping lick. His expression (and the bright red text) say it all.

[paddyo]

Thats it boys. I'm off to Donegal for 3 weeks tomorrow. Save some of the fun for me,yeah?

Cheerio!

(I'll probably be on for a while and maybe later,and maybe tomorrow morning...but just a formal thing so you dont think I'm dead:p: )


Also,'nother question for Resi, what language(if any) is the singing on Mike Stern's "These Times"album are they singing or is it just a form of Jazz scatting if you will?? I haven't got a clue and it sounds so cool:(

[Resiliance]

Apoc...the pool move was genious...and you have to record your growls. And question for Resi, in Mirror Mirror by Forcione, is it a male or female singer?

You honestly can't tall? :confused:

It's Sabina Sciubba, with who he also did an album - "Meet Me In London".


Paddyo: :haha, it's scat, ofcourse :p:

[Freepower]

Goodbye, have a good time!

[paddyo]

You honestly can't tall? :confused:

It's Sabina Sciubba, with who he also did an album - "Meet Me In London".


Paddyo: :haha, it's scat, ofcourse :p:
Yeah, s'what I thought. Honestly:)

Cheers Fp,will do! :D

[Shreddin 4 Life]

Well, one thing's definitely for sure: all you guys really seem to know ur shred & shredders alike.

I feel right at home in this forum...

[TheUltimateSin]

Ah, adios mi amigo paddyo!

And remember, don't let Dave's legal history trouble you. There is reason to believe the little girl was lying ;)

:cheers: man.

EDIT to Shreddin 4 Life: Of course we know our shred and shredders. Shred-related talk makes up 98% of this forum's activity ;)

[NevermorePsalm]

You honestly can't tall? :confused:

It's Sabina Sciubba, with who he also did an album - "Meet Me In London".


Paddyo: :haha, it's scat, ofcourse :p:

Well, the beginning sounds like a very high pitched mans voice, but it soon spills into a womans tone, I really couldn't tell.

I might be going to the next Unfretted Festival. :)

[Beckerism]

Let's see, we're going over favorite guitarists? Hmm, that's a hard one; don't know who to pick. I think I'll have to go with:


1. Becker
2. Becker
3. Becker
4. Becker
5. Becker
6. Becker
7. Becker
8. Becker
9. Becker
10. Gilbert




That's just cuz' Gilbert's picking hand is sechsay. :(

[SnowballofDoom]

^That's pretty similar to mine actually, except for a few little things:

1. Gilbert
2. Gilbert
3. Gilbert
4. Gilbert
5. Gilbert
6. Gilbert
7. Gilbert
8. Gilbert
9. Gilbert
10. Becker Gilbert

[The UG Squirrel]

Quick question...can anyone tell me how to open an .rar file? I've downloaded an album ( my apologies:p: ) to get a taste of an artist in .rar file except now I have no idea how to play it. Help?

[Midnight 260]

you need WinRar

[Matt_Malmsteen]

http://www.rarlab.com/download.htm

[Beckerism]

^That's pretty similar to mine actually, except for a few little things:

1. Gilbert
2. Gilbert
3. Gilbert
4. Gilbert
5. Gilbert
6. Gilbert
7. Gilbert
8. Gilbert
9. Gilbert
10. Becker Gilbert


:p: . I take that back actually. Petrucci/Rudess combo is my #2, because the "An Evening" CD is just perfect.

[Godly Moose]

Lets see since we're doing a list... I'll do one too.


1. Steve Vai
2. Buckethead
3. Ron Thal
4. Rusty Cooley
5. Paul Gilbert
6. Yngwie Malmsteen
7. John Petrucci
8. Joe Satriani
9. Mattias IA Eklundh
10. Jason Becker


Really hard choices. :( Wanted to add like 15 others. :(

[Erc]

I need money!

I MUST buy a Marian Petrescu album!! http://www.musicfromnorway.com/default.aspx?norwegian=album&music=30796

You can hear some clips there, so bad ass.

Woh listne to the clip of Indiana...damn, badassery to the max. Must buy 0_o. If only I wasn't in debt with my parents from buying that AC Booster =(

[Godly Moose]

I need money!

I MUST buy a Marian Petrescu album!! http://www.musicfromnorway.com/default.aspx?norwegian=album&music=30796

You can hear some clips there, so bad ass.

Woh listne to the clip of Indiana...damn, badassery to the max. Must buy 0_o. If only I wasn't in debt with my parents from buying that AC Booster =(

Norwegian piano player to the max! :eek:

[Shreddin 4 Life]

Hey, Godly Moose, if u wanna add 15 more shredders to ur list, by all means, go ahead. I already know all those guys, maybe u'll end up introducing me to some shredders that I'm not familiar with...

[NevermorePsalm]

mmm....Ill suppose I could make a list. Its longer than ten. Deal.(Pretend there is an 8 and a half, that is Vai)(And Greg Howe before Thal) You get the idea. They come to me as I go.

1. Shawn Lane
2. Guthrie Govan
3. Ron Thal
4. Antonio Forcione
5. Birili Lagrene
6. Stochelo Rosenberg
7. Tommy Emmanuel
8. Al Dimeola
9. Satch
10. Stanley Jordan
11. Jason Becker
12. Mattias IA Eklundh
13. Marty Friedman
14. Paul Gilbert
15. Open for....I dono. Kotzen I guess.

[Beckerism]

Finally that damn thread is closed.

[TheUltimateSin]

Maybe it's just me going crazy(er), but has there been a sudden surge of n00bs in this forum lately?

Or has it just been spasmic pinches of ridiculous posts/threads.....


:(

[NevermorePsalm]

ehhh, a bit of both.

[TheUltimateSin]

Both? there were 3 options my friend :(

1. Me going crazy(er)
2. Surge of N00bs
3. with the ridiculousness

[NevermorePsalm]

Oh

Well...no there were only two options you crazy bastard. Fucktard.

[apocalypse13]

:haha

[TheUltimateSin]

ow...I feel cheated :sad:

[NevermorePsalm]

You should. *pushes Antwon into closet and hides the condoms while UltimateSin sits down on the end of the bed.*

[TheUltimateSin]

:haha

.........wait a minute











...................:(

[Shreddin 4 Life]

sorry fer the stupid question, but whatta u guys mean by "n00b"s (& plz don't say me) cuz i just wanna know...

[TheUltimateSin]

^
noob

comes in two variations, noob and newb.

Noob is meant as an offensive term towards someone who is not nessicarily new, and quite often is directed at someone that is |somewhat| experienced but at the same time stupid/disruptive and/or totally incapable of learning.
A noob is almost always someone who thinks they're cool but obviously aren't. Also used in 1337speak.
see also: n00b, nub, ch00b, n00bo, n00blet.

:)

[NevermorePsalm]

sorry fer the stupid question, but whatta u guys mean by "n00b"s (& plz don't say me) cuzi just wanna know...

Take a guess of what I'm thinking.

[Shreddin 4 Life]

ok, sorry, I just had to know-i am new (obviously)...

[NevermorePsalm]

Dude, don't worry about it. I'm just joking with you. You're my favortie newbie.

[Shreddin 4 Life]

lol, on a lighter note: I opened a forum to see if my column would be accepted a little while ago ("Shred: More Than Just A Show-Off Genre").

How do I close it?

[apocalypse13]

You don't. Only mods can close threads.

[Waterboy799]

i dont post here, but cant you edit your post, deleat it, then your thread is deleated?

[NevermorePsalm]

yes

[Shreddin 4 Life]

thx guys

[Waterboy799]

cool, i proved apocalypse wrong.......now back to my gnr thread.......

[apocalypse13]

No, only mods can "close" threads. You told him how to "delete" threads.

;)

[NevermorePsalm]

But....that's not closing a thread. That's deleting it.

[NevermorePsalm]

oh. woops, apoc beat me to it.

[TheUltimateSin]

^He'll do that sometimes

[NevermorePsalm]

Yeah. http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=395994 Give that a listen if you can.

[Waterboy799]

No, only mods can "close" threads. You told him how to "delete" threads.

;)

:sad:


*walks away*

[apocalypse13]

:o

[kirkisking]

Speaking of apocalypse13 (not), did anybody watch Marty Friedman's Melodic Control video? You guys can Pm me if you want a link to download it.

[ILoveHarmonics]

I have it and it's a really good lessonvideo. It's a bit too much into Marty's individual style IMO, but it gives a lot of info about soloing over changes starting at the basics. I prefer the Scott Henderson vids about it but I think they start a bit where Marty stops.

[seljer]

:haha

http://www2.arnes.si/~spribe/slike/144962.jpg

[HammerForce]

:haha

[ILoveHarmonics]

+1 for Satch :D

EDIT: I know how he got that wig:

http://www.americandigest.org/mt-archives/ronaldcrimespree-thumb.jpg

[SnowballofDoom]

Wig? His bald cap just fell off..

[ILoveHarmonics]

Hm.. Let us hope it's actually hair that comes out then.

[NevermorePsalm]

satch is so badass

[apocalypse13]

:haha

[Shreddin 4 Life]

That's too good, wher'd u get that?

[seljer]

That's too good, wher'd u get that?

Its him doing Crowd Chant in Amsterdam :)

[Shreddin 4 Life]

as in u were at that show or u just happened to find a photo?

[Stratwizard]

I always knew Satch wasn't bald.

[seljer]

as in u were at that show or u just happened to find a photo?

just happened to find the photo

[Shreddin 4 Life]

well, good find just the same. However, I still prefer the George Bush approach on the Simpsons w/ the rainbow hair.

lmao

[seljer]

or is this just Satch showing his age and losing his ability to pwn at guitar without long hair? :p:

[Godly Moose]

I wish I could grow my hair out long, but my hair is way too curly so I look like Goncalo Pereira(Not when he's bald) all afro-e, when I grow it long. :( So think I'm gonna go the Satch approach.(Not wearing the wig I mean)

[Prophet of Page]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2qY_Rn_qKs&search=betcha%20can%27t%20play%20this

Now can we all accept they suck?

[NevermorePsalm]

Everyone, to let you know if you don't already, Stratwizard is beastly.

[Godly Moose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2qY_Rn_qKs&search=betcha%20can%27t%20play%20this

Now can we all accept they suck?

omg... I would never turn shit like that too a magazine, at least they could have tried better. They also both fucking messed up so badly, also Sams lick was probably the most easiest thing I've ever seen from, "Betcha Can't Play This". I may be wrong though... but still.




EDIT: Everyone, to let you know if you don't already, Stratwizard is beastly.

Yes he is. :D

[SnowballofDoom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2qY_Rn_qKs&search=betcha%20can%27t%20play%20this

Now can we all accept they suck?

Wow... I'm going to watch that video every time I feel insecure about my playing.

And I'm firmly convinced that it's physically impossible for Li to close his mouth and play at the same time... poor fella, he probably wants to.

[Godly Moose]

Wow... I'm going to watch that video every time I feel insecure about my playing.

And I'm firmly convinced that it's physically impossible for Li to close his mouth and play at the same time... poor fella, he probably wants to.

Seriously. I noticed that too... maybe he's suffering from a less serious form of Steve Vai's disease?

[SnowballofDoom]

Nah, I don't think Li has HIV...

[Freepower]

^ i'll give it to him if he sweeps like that again.

[Shreddin 4 Life]

Man, I never quite understood the big hype about DF in the first place (except for "Through The Fire And Flame")...

But man, that just really sucked, even Danny Spitz from Anthrax made a better "Betcha Can't Play This"!

[Erc]

Never in my life had I ever been inspired to pick up my guitar and practice more because someone played so poorly. That all changed when I saw the DF live in graspop.

[Matt_Malmsteen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2qY_Rn_qKs&search=betcha%20can%27t%20play%20this

Now can we all accept they suck?

That is so crap, plus the fact that neither of them are doing anything difficult, like if you watch teh Jeff Loomis "Betcha can't play this" he's doing some ace stuff but this is just lame.

[tombo32]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2qY_Rn_qKs&search=betcha%20can%27t%20play%20this

Now can we all accept they suck?

They cant be as bad as this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KeUCpII5o

Well its alright... Untill it gets to the tapping... :puke:

[Matt_Malmsteen]

^^I was talking to one of my mates who said he'd like to be able to solo like him, you can imagine how hard I laughed.

[TheUltimateSin]

^^I was talking to one of my mates who said he'd like to be able to solo like him, you can imagine how hard I laughed.

There's nothing wrong with wanting that.


















































God that was hard to say with a straight face :haha

[NevermorePsalm]

It's hard to take the ass beating from your mom with a straight face. But I do.

[apocalypse13]

I try hard not to laugh when my mom threatens me with physical force.

[TheUltimateSin]

It's hard to take the ass beating from your mom with a straight face. But I do.


Ooooo, your mom sounds kinky ;)













Sorry...that was wrong :sad:

[Resiliance]

I try hard not to laugh when I threaten my mom with physical force.

[HammerForce]

Wow, I just watched that, I'm amazed that even I am cleaner than Herman Li! He didn't seem that messy when I saw them, but then with a full band playing, nobody does....

[NevermorePsalm]

Did anyone notice I said "your" mom, not my own?

[Godly Moose]

They cant be as bad as this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KeUCpII5o

Well its alright... Untill it gets to the tapping... :puke:

My favorite part is when he starts playing REALLY good... oh wait nevermind. :haha

[SnowballofDoom]

They cant be as bad as this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KeUCpII5o

Well its alright... Untill it gets to the tapping... :puke:

Wow, at first I thought it was just sub-par shredding, but at least it was fairly clean..

Then I see the STRING DAMPENER.

[public property]

This kinda thing gives me hope...y'know why? because one day an actual good musician with real technical ability will get through the net and will make good music....I hope...please someone tell me it will happen.

[apocalypse13]

Did anyone notice I said "your" mom, not my own?
:haha

I don't think anyone did. (Including me)

[NevermorePsalm]

That....really is twisted. But Porcupine Tree rules. Even though Resi says they are highly overated by the people that are just starting to get into them. (Me)

[TheUltimateSin]

Did anyone notice I said "your" mom, not my own?

http://www.primotees.com/men/catalogimages/oh_snap.jpg

[apocalypse13]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THEULTIMATESIN!

EVERYONE POINT AND SING LOLOLOLOL

tee-hee...

[Beckerism]

What a noob. :)

[TheUltimateSin]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THEULTIMATESIN!

EVERYONE POINT AND SING LOLOLOLOL

tee-hee...

w00t

Who's that?

[SGRocker0791]

Happy BDay! For the thrid time. :D

[TheUltimateSin]

Yay, and the whole galactic domination speech once more.. :D

[Freepower]

Whoa... Bday, eh?

Well, i suppose this as good a time as to get banned for posting porn as any other...

http://www.suhrguitars.com/images/galleryG/g18_big.jpg
http://www.suhrguitars.com/images/galleryG/g26_big.jpg
http://www.suhrguitars.com/images/galleryG/g59_big.jpg

[Matt_Malmsteen]

Man this heat has made my browser go gay so the images didn't show up at first, you don't realise how confused I got....

Also for anyone who's applying to uni, UCAS suck!!!
I can't apply to Cambridge and Oxford, it's one or the other, stupid fags...I'm so pissed off at them..and this heat...and the lack of actual porn in Fp's post.

[Freepower]

Ooohh, thats nasty. Why one or the other? ****s. My teachers all expect me to go to Cambridge or Oxford or Oxbridge...they all get rather shocked im planning on going to a dosser's central like BIMM. Although i may just stay here and study hard to skip a few years so as to make my education cheaper... And try and teach more and more as well.

ED: i would post some seriously awesome pr0n if i could, but i can't. I recently deleted all but about 50 pics of my pron from my hard drive. Oh yeh.

ED2 : fukkit, i can get away with this, im sure!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/pron.jpg

[flamencogod]

^since resi is the mob 'round this place you probably will get away with that!

[TheUltimateSin]

:eek: Wow, FP That is one secksay wo....guitar! :D







And of course you could get away with some of that. Who around here would defy you? That'd be like trying to defy Resi, with or without his Mod powers :)

[Freepower]

^ "FP, the Forum of the Banned's Shred Lord"?

Nah, i'd rather not. But i can get away with that easily enough, because if i get banned for it, i'll get zappp banned. :p:

[TheUltimateSin]

:haha

[TheUltimateSin]

So I was trying to decide on a good phaser pedal. For those of you who use them, what brands would you recommend? I was looking at Ibanez, DigiTech, and Boss phasers. But being that I know little about high-end products as far as this goes, I was hoping for a little background on good companies for these. Any help would be much appreciated.

[Resiliance]

Just get an MXR Phase 90.

[apocalypse13]

Of course you can get away with it.

The Hot Chicks thread and the Hot Ass thread have way more revealing pics than that. :o

[Brian Peppers]

I recently deleted all but about 50 pics of my pron from my hard drive. Oh yeh. [/IMG]


God, why?

[Freepower]

Errr, decided to go higher class. More "Hegre" less "Humpin' Hoes".

[Matt_Malmsteen]

Ooohh, thats nasty. Why one or the other? ****s. My teachers all expect me to go to Cambridge or Oxford or Oxbridge...they all get rather shocked im planning on going to a dosser's central like BIMM. Although i may just stay here and study hard to skip a few years so as to make my education cheaper... And try and teach more and more as well.

ED: i would post some seriously awesome pr0n if i could, but i can't. I recently deleted all but about 50 pics of my pron from my hard drive. Oh yeh.

ED2 : fukkit, i can get away with this, im sure!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/pron.jpg

I have no idea why man, I emailed UCAS and just got an automatic response, so I think I'll shout at my tutor when I go back to college in august.

Nice pic btw ;)

[HammerForce]

Ooohh, thats nasty. Why one or the other? ****s. My teachers all expect me to go to Cambridge or Oxford or Oxbridge
You do know that Oxbridge is just a collective name for Oxford and Cambridge, right? But meh, **** em all, go to St. Andrews :D

[Erc]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/ra1yan/Flash%20Animations/1151543979.swf

You are a pirate!!!

[TheUltimateSin]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/ra1yan/Flash%20Animations/1151543979.swf

You are a pirate!!!


:haha :haha :haha

rofflecakes!

[Shreddin 4 Life]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/ra1yan/Flash%20Animations/1151543979.swf

You are a pirate!!!

:haha :haha

that's too good, I can't get enough of it!

[Freepower]

Nice pic btw ;)

I'm not very fond of her myself. There's hawtness about 50x that out there.

You do know that Oxbridge is just a collective name for Oxford and Cambridge, right?

Sheesh, now you see how little i have considered the standard academic course? :p:

[NevermorePsalm]

:p:

[TheUltimateSin]

:haha You know what's always fun? Flippin' through the pages of the A7xownz-history-making-thread-of-awesomeness

[Erc]

One of my dogs died.

A true shame. He happened to be my favorite.

He didn't seem very big when he was alive. When digging a grave on the other hand 0_o....

[TheUltimateSin]

You never really notice that kind of thing until it's time to make the hole.

[NevermorePsalm]

thats sad, I like dogs alot. Sorry for your loss.

[Beckerism]

:haha You know what's always fun? Flippin' through the pages of the A7xownz-history-making-thread-of-awesomeness

You know, I was thinking we should make a "best of the Shred Forum" thread, similar to the one made in the Pit. Most Helpful Member, Best/Worst Thread, Funniest Thread, etc.

[tombo32]

Sorry about the dog. :daisy:


I have a dog... He looks like a sheep... Here is a picture of him in a g-string/thong... (http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/tombo32/2005-03-21022.jpg)

Long story about how we got that g-string/thong...

EDIT #2: My dog actually is so stupid that the people at dog training asked for him to leave because he wasn't learning anything,

EDIT:

You know, I was thinking we should make a "best of the Shred Forum" thread, similar to the one made in the Pit. Most Helpful Member, Best/Worst Thread, Funniest Thread, etc.

Good idea :cheers:

[TheUltimateSin]

You know, I was thinking we should make a "best of the Shred Forum" thread, similar to the one made in the Pit. Most Helpful Member, Best/Worst Thread, Funniest Thread, etc.

You mean like the UG awards but on a smaller scale, like what we did in the Classic Rock forum (where I got voted as the Classic Rock Forum Elitist)?*points to sig*

Because that'd be pretty cool

[Beckerism]

You mean like the UG awards but on a smaller scale, like what we did in the Classic Rock forum (where I got voted as the Classic Rock Forum Elitist)?*points to sig*

Because that'd be pretty cool

Yep.

[TheUltimateSin]

Yep.

Awesome. I'm down wit dat :)

[Beckerism]

Awesome. I'm down wit dat :)

Being the lazy bitch that I am, formulate some questions, and post em here, then we'll add some/take some off, while getting input of other forumers. If you're willing to do that is. :p:

Excuse that crazy run-on btw. :D

[TheUltimateSin]

Being the lazy bitch that I am, formulate some questions, and post em here, then we'll add some/take some off, while getting input of other forumers. If you're willing to do that is. :p:

Excuse that crazy run-on btw. :D

You mean like catagories?

[Beckerism]

Like a few questions. Can be taken directly off of the UG Awards, but specifically for the SF.

As in:

Most Helpful Member: EvilEmpire etc.

[TheUltimateSin]

So in otherwords, catagories :p:

Yeah, no prob. I'll make a list up quick and edit it into this post when I'm finished formulating. we can further edit it from there. :)

[Beckerism]

Sounds good.

And when you said categories, I thought you meant like "Anal Bum Cover"esque Jeopardy categories. :p:

[TheUltimateSin]

Actually, maybe I should make this a thread

[Beckerism]

That's what I was thinking, once we get a few questions down and some other people's input on questions. :)

[TheUltimateSin]

Ah, alrighty. Well, here's what I got so far(despite my alcohol-induced condition)

On the left we have the catagories, on the right is a brief description of each

Most Helpful User - Who helps out the most, whether it be playing tips or general knowledge to aid fellow users

Least Helpful User - Who contributes the least around here and is more like a bad case of herpes than anything else

Most Annoying User - Simple: Who pisses you off the most?

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Self Explanitory

Favorite User - Who do you love?(in a strictly heterosexual way..................or maybe not?)

Least Favorite User - Who would you rather see e-raped by the Metal forum regs?(mind the difference from "most annoying user")

Forum Nazi - Who acts like this place is their own personal bitch-camp?

Forum Hippy - Where da Peace at?

Biggest N00b-pwner - again, self explanitory

Funniest User - Who distributes the comic relief around this forum?

Forum Elitist - Who thinks they are better than everyone else?

Most Intelligent - Who seems the know-all to end-all for info around here?

Least Intelligent - Exact opposite of above

Band Nazi - Who is obsessed the most with one particular musician or band?

[Beckerism]

I like it. :) Seems like noone is on right now. Go ahead and make the thread.

Edit: I'll answer it later. I got to go for now.

[TheUltimateSin]

Meh. I'll get to it tomorrow. I need to go to bed. The alcohol has imparied my ability to focus cognitive thought.

Alas, farewell until tomorrow. :)

[apocalypse13]

Sounds good.

I fall into a few of those categories...

[splice]

well i dont contribute much...but i have red hair :cool:

[NevermorePsalm]

Sounds good.

I fall into a few of those categories...

atm, me and Apoc win for Band Nazi. Nile and Porcupine Tree :D

As a record, I got 224? or somthing in the 220's of how many times I played Lazarus in one day.

[TheUltimateSin]

^But the catagory goes to the extent of how much you show it around here ;)

[waylay00]

I could contribute alot, but FP usually beats me to it.

[TheUltimateSin]

^I have a feeling FP or Resi will probably be winning those awards :p:

[waylay00]

Oh darn, I assumed FP would get least-helpful user. :D

[TheUltimateSin]

^Who knows? Maybe everyone's sense of humor will kick in at one time and he will....:p:

[NevermorePsalm]

Oh well. I still luuuuurve my Steven Wilson.

[TheUltimateSin]

^:haha @ title

I see that :p:

[NevermorePsalm]

and my avatar
and my sig

[Resiliance]

atm, me and Apoc win for Band Nazi. Nile and Porcupine Tree :D

As a record, I got 224? or somthing in the 220's of how many times I played Lazarus in one day.

Yeah, and you've been such a dedicated fan for such a long time... :p:

[NevermorePsalm]

I know. lol

It's very sad at how in less than like 2 days I became addicted to them. I was a pantera bitch for awhile, but sadly Opeth changed that.

[6touch6of.evil6]

I need a very clear definition of wat sweep picking is....and how to do it :p:

[Resiliance]

I need a very clear definition of wat sweep picking is....and how to do it :p:

Technique thread bud, the same question's just been asked in there.

[6touch6of.evil6]

Ya but this is the shred thread and sweep picking is used in shred....and u can ask any questions regarding shred so did...

[Resiliance]

Sweeping's a technique, we have a technique thread... :p:

[TheUltimateSin]

^Which is precisely why we have a Technique Thread ;)

This is the RANDOM shred chat thread. Sweeping is a Technique. ergo, Technique Thread, please :)


EDIT: Damn you Resi. You screwed up my directional arrow by posting. :mad:

That was to the newcomer :p:

[NevermorePsalm]

Anyone know what type of pickups Guthrie has on this rootbeer suhr?

[Resiliance]

On his two Standards, the DSH+ in the bridge, the V60LP in the middle, and the DSV in the neck. It's all V60LP's in his Classic and the Broadcaster bridge pickup and the Chrome Neck T pickup in his Classic T.

[NevermorePsalm]

ok. You've heard Waves, I assume? I don't much like his tone on that song, sorta sounds thin.

[Resiliance]

Ugh, how the heck can you judge his tone as "Guthrie's tone" if you know what I mean, when they haven't even got an official release yet?

[NevermorePsalm]

?? It just sounded slightly thin compared to alot of his recordings and such i all I'm saying. It's not like I get a better tone or anything.

[SnowballofDoom]

Yeah, and you've been such a dedicated fan for such a long time... :p:

:haha

*is guilty of the same*

[Prophet of Page]

Behold.

[Resiliance]

Pffffffffffrt, where's that spine?

[SnowballofDoom]

Who's that new guy...

[Prophet of Page]

Keep in mind, I'm only keeping it temporarily. After I win best avatar, I'll go back to having none.

[Godly Moose]

atm, me and Apoc win for Band Nazi. Nile and Porcupine Tree :D

As a record, I got 224? or somthing in the 220's of how many times I played Lazarus in one day.

I was going to say Stratwizard with Steve Vai.

[eviledge87]

im not really sure what people were talking about before, and maybe this has been mentioned before, but has anyone here heard of Rusty Cooley? his was the first shred/instrumental cd i bought and now my mind is very jaded...just cause it seems like no matter what i hear i will have always hear better...except for myabe Alexi laiho's playing...buckethead's ok too, Cuckoo Clocks from Hell is like funk-shred

[eviledge87]

Ya but this is the shred thread and sweep picking is used in shred....and u can ask any questions regarding shred so did...


you seem like a bitch and a noob


im not gonna hold it against you, im still kinda new to this


just thought id point it out, cause from what i've read people who are bitches get flamed a lot, which leads to long boring arguements that serve no purpose

[Resiliance]

^And you just did what?

Ofcourse we've heard of Rusty Cooley, sheesh.

[Godly Moose]

im not really sure what people were talking about before, and maybe this has been mentioned before, but has anyone here heard of Rusty Cooley? his was the first shred/instrumental cd i bought and now my mind is very jaded...just cause it seems like no matter what i hear i will have always hear better...except for myabe Alexi laiho's playing...buckethead's ok too, Cuckoo Clocks from Hell is like funk-shred

Wait... so are you saying Rusty's playing is bad OR good? I couldn't tell by that poorly constructed group of words.

[splice]

that didnt make sense man

[apocalypse13]

you seem like a bitch and a noob


im not gonna hold it against you, im still kinda new to this


just thought id point it out, cause from what i've read people who are bitches get flamed a lot, which leads to long boring arguements that serve no purpose
Can someone say hypocrite?

[TheUltimateSin]

Can someone say hypocrite?

I can.

http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hypocrite.JPG

:)

[Godly Moose]

Man, we're getting in some good ownage right now.

[splice]

haha that was good

[NevermorePsalm]

My steven wilson hippy sheep is dancing to an opeth song.

[Godly Moose]

Oh my goodness! A girl whose, shredding... that's actualy pretty good. She's playing Jazz too, which suprised me since... well I don't really know any Jazz woman guitarists.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iYtTcFLNG3o&mode=related&search=

[splice]

too bad shes a girl

[Resiliance]

Oh my goodness! A girl whose, shredding... that's actualy pretty good. She's playing Jazz too, which suprised me since... well I don't really know any Jazz woman guitarists.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iYtTcFLNG3o&mode=related&search=

Mimi Fox!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zji3G79mmM&search=mimi%20fox

[Axegrinder#9]

I was just listening to Scott Henderson's work on the second VTT album, he's an incredibly good blues guitar player too!

[Shreddin 4 Life]

Oh my goodness! A girl whose, shredding... that's actualy pretty good. She's playing Jazz too, which suprised me since... well I don't really know any Jazz woman guitarists.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iYtTcFLNG3o&mode=related&search=


Pretty awesome, not a fan of that tone though...

[eviledge87]

Wait... so are you saying Rusty's playing is bad OR good? I couldn't tell by that poorly constructed group of words.



uh, i think i just got pwned as people here call it several times...im sorry

rusty cooley = a god (i have like 30 gods and they're all rock musicians)

[Prophet of Page]

uh, i think i just got pwned as people here call it several times...im sorry

rusty cooley = a god (i have like 30 gods and they're all rock musicians)


Then you need to listen to some fusion.

[NevermorePsalm]

^ Tom FTW

[apocalypse13]

Then you need to listen to some fusion.
I take it you don't like Rusty?

I fockin love him lol.

[Godly Moose]

I take it you don't like Rusty?

I fockin love him lol.

How can you not love Rusty unless you're Stratwizard?

[Freepower]

Or this new, irritating "Tom" fellow. Who is apparently "FTW" wtf that means...

[Prophet of Page]

Or this new, irritating "Tom" fellow. Who is apparently "FTW" wtf that means...

Well sir, I'm utterly and totally insulted.

And I do like Rusty, War Of The Angels is great, but saying that you have thirty gods that are all rock guitarists tells me he needs to do as I say.

[eviledge87]

they're not all guitarists, all of zeppelin is on the list, most of GNR's original lineup is on there too...except axl; and what "fusion" should i listen to, if you recommend a cd i might go buy it

[apocalypse13]

Well sir, I'm utterly and totally insulted.

And I do like Rusty, War Of The Angels is great, but saying that you have thirty gods that are all rock guitarists tells me he needs to do as I say.
:haha

[NevermorePsalm]

they're not all guitarists, all of zeppelin is on the list, most of GNR's original lineup is on there too...except axl; and what "fusion" should i listen to, if you recommend a cd i might go buy it

There in lies the problem.

[Scorzerci]

they're not all guitarists, all of zeppelin is on the list, most of GNR's original lineup is on there too...except axl; and what "fusion" should i listen to, if you recommend a cd i might go buy it
Get powers of Ten by Shawn Lane!
And bitches, I'm back (If any of you noticed I was banned).

[TheUltimateSin]

And bitches, I'm back (If any of you noticed I was banned).

Welcome home :)


And all of you, pick up the pace on the voting already. Thread's had almost 180 views, and only 5 voters?! :mad:

Move it people! :angry:

[SnowballofDoom]

Hah, I just saw Michael Angelo on VH1.

Has anyone ever watched that web-junk show hosted by that... large black man? A vid of Angelo playing the doubleneck made it to number 6.

[TheUltimateSin]

Maybe it's just my imagination running wild.....but doesn't Michael Angelo Batio sound like one of those nerds everyone used to make fun of in Highschool? Honest to god, I swear that's what he sounds like.

Cause there's this kid I used to make fun of in Highschool, see....

[HammerForce]

Hey, I know this should be in the EBay gem thread but I thought it would get more interest here, especially if someone happens to live around the area (my girlfriend does butI'm a little too broke at the moment and taking a halfstack on a train would not be a nice experience for all involved). anyways:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=007&item=170010626125&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

[NevermorePsalm]

Most Annoying User - NevermorePsalm :p:



That most def hurts.

[Resiliance]

Hey, I know this should be in the EBay gem thread but I thought it would get more interest here, especially if someone happens to live around the area (my girlfriend does butI'm a little too broke at the moment and taking a halfstack on a train would not be a nice experience for all involved). anyways:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=007&item=170010626125&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

Pff... Collect only, fag :(

[SnowballofDoom]

That most def hurts.

We forum nazi's don't like you annoying bastards.

:kiss:

[HammerForce]

Pff... Collect only, fag :(

Hmm, I did say if anyone lived in the area. Pretty nice deal though isn't it. If I didn't need to pay back credit card bills and overdrafts and go to Australia next summer I would most certainly have purchased......

[Resiliance]

Hmm, I did say if anyone lived in the area. Pretty nice deal though isn't it. If I didn't need to pay back credit card bills and overdrafts and go to Australia next summer I would most certainly have purchased......

19 hours left, the price will more than likely skyrocket anyway.

[HammerForce]

^You're probably right but it's nice to dream anyway.

[WyldeGibsonPlyr]

Hi.

:)

[SGRocker0791]

Hello.

[WyldeGibsonPlyr]

How y'all doin'?

[Beckerism]

Where have you been?

[WyldeGibsonPlyr]

Oh you know.

Guitars, Records, Clerks II, Hookers & Blow, yada yada yada.

The stuff.

[Beckerism]

BS. You got raped.

[SGRocker0791]

:haha

[tombo32]

Hmm, I did say if anyone lived in the area. Pretty nice deal though isn't it. If I didn't need to pay back credit card bills and overdrafts and go to Australia next summer I would most certainly have purchased......

Whereabouts in Australia?


Just bought the Whitesnake live DVD 3 days ago. Its awsome. Anyone else have it?

[WyldeGibsonPlyr]

BS. You got raped.

Never break promise's.

Especially with a big man.

[Beckerism]

Was his name Ben Dover?

[WyldeGibsonPlyr]

I thought it was something like Natinkendaargen?