Only Children of Bodom Thread.

[Tigri]

hey guys guess what the

Jennerweinschützen Siegensdorf

are?

btw alexi is a guitar god :peace:

[Magero]

What is it with other languages apart from english using ridiculous lengths of words for simple things. That probably means "The Hat"....... Polish is ****ing diabolical though. You need the letters Z, J, W, S, T, and thats it.

[whalepudding]

can i pleaz be the joinz of teh ughc?

[Masochist_Lust]

omgzzzz elitist!

[TheUnholy]

I'm bored. So here's some trivia.
Red Light in My Eyes Part 1 contains Bach's Invention No. 13 in the intro.
Red Light in My Eyes Part 2 contains Mozart's 25th symphony in the intro. About 30 seconds in, they then use Mozart's Requiem Mass in D Minor, movement Confutatis.
Speaking of Black Widow, the Mozart piece is the chorus.
.

...more meat for my neoclassical essay, w00t :D

Saw your pics in the Jackson thread btw, very nice... guitar's pretty sweet too.

[Tigri]

yeah i guess you can join..^^ ask the leader

jennerweinschützen siegensdorf is a bavarian rifle association.
"siegensdorf" is the name of the village where the clubhouse of the associaten is.
and jennerweinschützen is the name of the association.
Schützen means riflemen . jenner means january(i guess its an old fashioned german word) and wein means vine. .........=> jennerwein = vine havested in january

^^

in bavaria it´s kinda tradition to be in one and practise that sport.... also we got a lot of forest so their are a lot foresters^^

[Tigri]

ähm just in case:

beeing in a rifle associaten has nothing to do with beeing a war supporter.... or a gun freak or something.... i´m a peaceful guy and no its not a paintball association^^
also living in bavaria has nothing to do with beeing conservative(unforunately the most people who live there are ~)

it´s mainly shooting with air rifles on targets.... there are championships contests, leagues etc ......

and yeah cob rules :D

[Magero]

Couldn't you have just said "Gun-nuts club" ?

[Tigri]

lol
no because i didn´t know that word
and no because it isn´t a gun-nuts club

(come on wanna reach the 10000post barrier)

[Magero]

ROFLCOPTER! Touche...touche....

[Vittu0666]

...more meat for my neoclassical essay, w00t :D
I just wish I knew which song it is by Mozart that Alexi uses in Black Widow. I remember it being played in Amadeus though, I just can't remember where, lol. I'll have to watch that movie again.


Saw your pics in the Jackson thread btw, very nice... guitar's pretty sweet too.
Haha, thanks man. She plays amazingly. Apparently, the EX Professional series was supposed to be equivalent to the modern X series. If that's true, then that means that
1. Japan makes better guitars and
2. Pre-Fender Jackson really are more superior.

[Tigri]

ok a question about playing their songs:
for the higher parts.. that means not the machine-gun like fast bass parts with some chords in it, but the solo like melodic parts.
Which picking do you use for them? alternate, economy ,down stroke picking.
because i guess i suck at economy picking and should use it more often

[TheUnholy]

Haha, thanks man. She plays amazingly. Apparently, the EX Professional series was supposed to be equivalent to the modern X series. If that's true, then that means that
1. Japan makes better guitars and
2. Pre-Fender Jackson really are more superior.

Hm, well, I've got a modern X series - I guess I can't really comment on it, as I've never had a better guitar than it, but it certainly does everything I ask of it, bar a slight habit of going out of tune after trem usage. It's Japanese also ( ^_^ ).

Though if yours is superior, I'll take your word for it. Mine has prettier inlays though :p:

[Syn_Gorey13]

i get my jackson in 2 weeks after waitin like 5 mnths for it :D :p:
im so pumped.
anyways what are your guys fsv riffs in bodom songs personally i like
the intro of hate me and also the bodom beach terror chorus is sweet as

:peace:

[toweringdeath]

Bed of razors intro and punch me I bleed chorus part...

[AngelofWarpath]

2:27 - 2:38 in Northern Comfort.

[TheUnholy]

... In Your Face intro.

[toweringdeath]

Oh and the downfall intro riff is good to

[JC13]

Love the main/intro riff to Are You Dead Yet...

[Waterboy799]

yaay

i'm back and running on dsl again

:D

[Defy]

Psssh, Defy just needs to get with the program and flash the goods.

That'll knock a the price down a couple pegs :haha

It might if the shop weren't run by an old woman who smells like cats.

Yay! Waterboy's back!!!!

Where are all the noobies coming from? :haha Its awesome!

[TheUnholy]

Where are all the noobies coming from? :haha Its awesome!

I'm not a nooby, I'm a long-term lurker :) (and apparently this thread's no.19 poster :p: )

[Vittu0666]

yaay

i'm back and running on dsl again

:D
I missed seeing your avatar!

[Rocking-Rob]

<exits lurk mode>

quick get this thread back on topic!, umm why is there no "The Nail" live video on youtube :(

<lurk>

[CodySG]

Idk...should be though...

I'm pretty sure most all of the lead parts are played alt. picking. That's how I play them at least.

[SOADrox429]

I have a question, which has probably been answered before, but what genre are they specifically?

[hurlyz]

^ I'm pretty sure they're melodic death metal... that's how I'd call them though! :)

[Magero]

I've always called em Melodic Death, but they don't really fit anywhere.....Melodic Speed Metal? Neoclassic Death Metal? I dunno lawl.

[CodySG]

Melo-Death.

...

ACTUALLY!

Death Polka Sexz0rz Scream Thrash Post Neo-Fruit Gathering Dildo Vending Machine!

[Waterboy799]

I missed seeing your avatar!

rawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawr

wtf theres like smeans on myy keyboeard, ugh ,. polkaaaaaaaaaaaa rawr red and wihtep olkaaaaaaaaaaaa..../



house party.....drunknessss grrrrr word

to keep on topisc.......CoB

EDIT; i meant..hou..no block party no house....but like im out of it sooo ya whooooooo

[CodySG]

I hate you...

I haven't had any partyparty in a while :(

Me needs partyparty...with CoB...

[12KoRn12]

i love COB Alexi is my favorite guitarist. i like the new album and the old ones, i would love to see em live one day man.

[SOADrox429]

I've always called em Melodic Death, but they don't really fit anywhere.....Melodic Speed Metal? Neoclassic Death Metal? I dunno lawl.
I thought so. That's what I've always called them. I've heard people call them power metal, though, so that's why I was wondering. I do know that Alexi has said he would rather them just be called metal, though.

[Shinozoku]

I thought so. That's what I've always called them. I've heard people call them power metal, though, so that's why I was wondering. I do know that Alexi has said he would rather them just be called metal, though.
Stab anyone that calls them power metal with a pointy guitar.

[Americanhoser]

Stab anyone that calls them power metal with a pointy guitar.

Power/Thrash/Melodic/Blackened/Folk Metal?

http://www.theobsession.net/images/razorbruno2.jpg Take your best shot....

[SOADrox429]

Stab anyone that calls them power metal with a pointy guitar.
Yeah, I got into a huge argument with several people over this.

[Waterboy799]

rawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawr

wtf theres like smeans on myy keyboeard, ugh ,. polkaaaaaaaaaaaa rawr red and wihtep olkaaaaaaaaaaaa..../



house party.....drunknessss grrrrr word

to keep on topisc.......CoB

EDIT; i meant..hou..no block party no house....but like im out of it sooo ya whooooooo

:haha:haha:haha

ahh drunken rants...


Power/Thrash/Melodic/Blackened/Folk Metal?

http://www.theobsession.net/images/razorbruno2.jpg Take your best shot....

http://www.queensryche.com/fans/images-miscellaneous/esp-triryche-guitar.jpg

bring it on bitch :p:

[SOADrox429]

:haha:haha:haha

ahh drunken rants...




*Insanely large picture of a hideous guitar*

bring it on bitch :p:
http://search.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnuschool.org%2Fstu%2Fmetal%2FPICTURE%2Fguitar_nile.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

It's already been brought, put on the table, and opened.

[Defy]

Stab anyone that calls them power metal with a pointy guitar.

:p: I had a really funny quote by wintee in my sig about this.

EDIT: Oh and...
http://www.kosakuworld.com/guitar/edwards-pointy.jpg

[Rocking-Rob]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/rockguitar.jpg

Behold!

and yeah CoB kick ass

[Defy]

Okay, holy **** that's an odd guitar. And I sigged you. :haha
http://fasterthantheworld.com/07guitar-zoraxe_550.jpg

[Syn_Gorey13]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/rockguitar.jpg

Behold!

and yeah CoB kick ass

that is sweet as

[Waterboy799]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/rockguitar.jpg

Behold!

and yeah CoB kick ass

win :down:

[TheUnholy]

http://fasterthantheworld.com/07guitar-zoraxe_550.jpg

...who the HELL would want that? Egads, it's disgusting.

[Shinozoku]

:p: I had a really funny quote by wintee in my sig about this.

EDIT: Oh and...
http://www.kosakuworld.com/guitar/edwards-pointy.jpg
Nice guitar, but that quote was from ME. :p:

[Defy]

Nice guitar, but that quote was from ME. :p:
I just searched "pointy guitar" on google.
Really?! Wow my memory is totally shot. Anyway, you rock!


http://fasterthantheworld.com/10guitar-battleguitar-thumb.jpg

[Shinozoku]

I just searched "pointy guitar" on google.
Really?! Wow my memory is totally shot. Anyway, you rock!


http://fasterthantheworld.com/10guitar-battleguitar-thumb.jpg
Thank you :D

And holy ****ing damn o.o That's what The Shredder would play if he were a guitarist!

P.S.: http://www.pointyguitars.com/

[Defy]

Thank you :D

And holy ****ing damn o.o That's what The Shredder would play if he were a guitarist!


That's what I would play if I won the lottery...

Here's a quote from the page I found it off of

"So, you thought a fake guitar axe was enough, huh? This guitar was created by knife maker Steve Licata for Ed Roman. Roman claims that he can have custom guitars like this made by Licata starting at an economical $2,500. He says that if he were to price this one, it would go for around $6,000.

Sorry, I don’t need to chop someone’s head off while playing a blazing solo."

EDIT: Yeah pointy guitars!!!! Wouldn't it be cool to impale something on stage right after playing a solo with it? XD

[DashBlaster]

http://www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com/rock/crook_files/bek_kod.jpg
I shall needle you 247 times with this guitar, watch your downfall and then throw you into lake bodom. :p:

[Shinozoku]

http://www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com/rock/crook_files/bek_kod.jpg
I shall needle you 247 times with this guitar, watch your downfall and then throw you into lake bodom. :p:
Well if that aint a triple corpse hammerblow in your face... o.o

[eNdofthELinE9]

his voice is not annoying its awesome

[Rocking-Rob]

http://www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com/rock/crook_files/bek_kod.jpg
I shall needle you 247 times with this guitar, watch your downfall and then throw you into lake bodom. :p:


its sort of looks like some sci-fi spaceship

but yay sigged

and hatebreeder album ftw!

[Defy]

his voice is not annoying its awesome
No, its annoying until you get used to it. :D In my opinion. <- see? I can be polite.

[Vittu0666]

Well if that aint a triple corpse hammerblow in your face... o.o
Are you dead yet? Maybe you can come back as a Deadnight Warrior!

[SynGates7X]

You've gotta do the Hate Crew Deathroll before you can come back to life though. But remember, Angels Don't Kill.

[Masonpwiley]

My favorite song from them is living dead beat.

[Vittu0666]

You've gotta do the Hate Crew Deathroll before you can come back to life though. But remember, Angels Don't Kill.
But you see, when I have Red Light in My Eyes, I start to have a Touch Like an Angel of Death.

[CodySG]

*Children of Bodom song referance* then you would *Children of Bodom song referance* but you couldn't because I would all be like *Children of Bodom song referance* in your *Children of Bodom song referance* with my HUGE *Children of Bodom song referance*

...

But yeah...I would sooo rock that evil fishy guitar. It is very FTW!

[SynGates7X]

But you see, when I have Red Light in My Eyes, I start to have a Touch Like an Angel of Death.
But perhaps if I cover your eyes with a Mask of Sanity, I might not be Kissing the Shadows so soon.

[Waterboy799]

*Children of Bodom song referance* then you would *Children of Bodom song referance* but you couldn't because I would all be like *Children of Bodom song referance* in your *Children of Bodom song referance* with my HUGE *Children of Bodom song referance*


:haha:haha:haha

[Tigri]

Okay, holy **** that's an odd guitar. And I sigged you. :haha
http://fasterthantheworld.com/07guitar-zoraxe_550.jpg

i think this is a really cool guitar shape but the colors suck...
as you see i like fish :D

ok and it´s definitively cooler than that:
http://www.makezine.com/blog/strange_guitar_10.jpg

[CodySG]

I think the colours rawk!

Colours...lawl!

Jackson makes some mazingly krazy geetarstrangs.

[whalepudding]

Fishy guitar = bluaghh. I wouldn't play that.

[Tigri]

well if someone would give it to me i would´t say no^^

[CodySG]

I'd pay for it!

That guitar is amazing! Think of the stage presence!!!

*enter cheesy Dethklok fishy song*

YEAH!!!

[Tigri]

does anybody know if this really exists or is it just a scetch and if it exists who made it.
lol i´d consider paying for it when i would win in the lottery or something^^

[Vittu0666]

ESP makes some amazing guitars too.

[Honkers]

I would rather eat a starving african child than play that, and that says alot...

[CodySG]

But you have no idea how it sounds or plays...

What if it's like sex in your hands? Going to give that up?

Hmmm....

[Defy]

I think the fish guitar looks kind of gross, but it does have a significant amount of drama to it.

[Tigri]

lol i shall ask my guitar trader if he has something freaky like that....

[Rocking-Rob]

ESP makes some amazing guitars too.

yes they do :)

[Defy]

lol i shall ask my guitar trader if he has something freaky like that....

Do it! And take pictures for us!

[Shinozoku]

I'd pay for it!

That guitar is amazing! Think of the stage presence!!!

*enter cheesy Dethklok fishy song*

YEAH!!!
MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER......

[SynGates7X]

I woulda gone with the Underwater Friends song.

[Rocking-Rob]

my old guitar (which I still have) is a fish (a shark)

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/gohmam/300189616a300761283b981866527l.jpg



but its not as green as the one posted earlier, and unfortunately was lacking in frets (only 21 when I really needed 24) but I keep it anyway :)

[Shinozoku]

I woulda gone with the Underwater Friends song.
That thing up there is a 7-string! It's far too brutal a guitar for Underwater Friends, although I get where you're coming from.

BTW: Nice shark guitar Rob :cheers:









MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER......!!!

[CodySG]

That shark geetarstrang is amazing!

[Shinozoku]

Allright, enough spamming!
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/children_of_bodoms_laiho_on_new_godsplague_album.html
Alexi news :p: He's doing ANOTHER guest appearance.

[CodySG]

I've got a guest spot for him...

Mmmmm...guest spot...

/spam

/goes read article

Ah yes, the Godsplauge thing. Pretty cool, and I like some GP so s'all güd in 'da hüd!

[gigosai]

I think without the synth it wouldn't be as distinct as it is now. I love the Rebel yell cover.

[Seth Shadows]

go my for making a good downfall riff alternation.

*kisses Cody*

[Tigri]

lol i called my guitar trader and asked for a shark/fish guitar he laughed and said he doesn´t trade them in his shop but he has one at home lol....

maybe when i´m older and have more than one guitar i´m going to buy one and pin it on the wall or something like that :D

[Defy]

lol i called my guitar trader and asked for a shark/fish guitar he laughed and said he doesn´t trade them in his shop but he has one at home lol....

maybe when i´m older and have more than one guitar i´m going to buy one and pin it on the wall or something like that :D


Hah, that's still pretty cool though. Props to the person who even came up for the idea of one of those.

If you have an extra guitar you shouldn't pin it to the wall! Use both!

[Vittu0666]

MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER......
GAH! That album comes out soon!!!!

[CodySG]

Pssh, preorder bitches!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

New season starts vurry soon aswell!

[Defy]

Pssh, preorder bitches!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

New season starts vurry soon aswell!


I'm holding a mini-party/celebration to honor the new season the day teh first episode airs. :haha

[Vittu0666]

I'm holding a mini-party/celebration to honor the new season the day teh first episode airs. :haha
DUDE! AWESOME IDEA! I think I'm going to do the same too!

[CodySG]

I would, but like...all my friends have college and/work...

So no one would stay past the show probably...wankers...

I should just get some "Music Pills" then all of my stuffed animals would come alive and party with me!

[the_painkiller]

I came in here expecting people talking about CoB...

[Shinozoku]

^ We usually do, but we're all horribly ADD. Go back like... 3 pages. But seriously guys, we do need to get back on topic here =/

[the_painkiller]

It's no big deal, just wanted to point that out :p:

[CodySG]

Yet you mention nothing of CoB...

DAMN HYPOCRIT!!!!

Lawl!

But yeah...is there really ANYTHING CoB related we HAVEN'T spoken about?

[universal_man]

which guys in CoB is the hottest....?

[Masochist_Lust]

Alexi. Goddamn, that's easy.

[Defy]

which guys in CoB is the hottest....?


Eh, we've already covered that several times. :haha

[Vittu0666]

I came in here expecting people talking about CoB...
We do talk about them, it's just so many people bring up different tangents that we appear to be off topic. "So anyone getting the Alexi SV?" "Oooh, I'm gettin a Rhoads V!" "Dude, speaking of Jackson, check out this fish guitar!" That's not how the last one started, but you get the point. Eventually we make enough tangents that we finally return to C.o.B.

Wow. I feel like a nerd, "we finally resolve back to the tonic, or in this case, C.o.B."

[CodySG]

Touch me.

Uh...I'm groogy :( all WoOAoAdAOaOAooOO11!1evel!11

Tired, but awake...krazy...

[the_painkiller]

So, is anyone going to see CoB at the Wacken festival? I'd kill to go there!

[CodySG]

In my mind...

You mean next year?

Pssh, I don't know...if by some chance of the cookie monster I can get the money, but I don't know if I'll be able too.

[RAZORBACK GOD]

How long has alexi been playin guitar?

[the_painkiller]

How long has alexi been playin guitar?

In a interview, he said somewhere around 12-17 years, I can't remember. But it shows he's been playing that long!

[TheUnholy]

But yeah...is there really ANYTHING CoB related we HAVEN'T spoken about?

What do you think Janne's favourite cereal is?

:p:

[the_painkiller]

definetly trix!

[stanleybach]

How often do they come to the States?

[CodySG]

They've only had 2 headliners and the Unholy Alliance tour that I know of for sure.

I've seen 'en twice in Oklahoma...so you should be catching them when they tour next year.

[Dethkreep]

Are they touring the U.S next year really?

[CodySG]

Probably, new album usually means tour time.

[i_kill_babies]

definetly trix!
No you ****er he eats cocco puffs trix are for pussies.

[eNdofthELinE9]

About that tour question - after their new album comes out, they will probably have a tour for that album like they did for Hatecrew Deathroll.

[SOADrox429]

No you ****er he eats cocco puffs trix are for pussies.
It's got to be Cap'n Crunch.

[The Virtuoso]

No you ****er he eats cocco puffs trix are for pussies.


Screw you man, trix are the ****e, and so are lucky charms....mmm lucky charms :liplick:

[Vittu0666]

You guys just reminded me of my other guitarist in my band. He was a BIG time Alexi Laiho fanboy when we were in our sophomore year of high school. Dude even knew when Alexi lost his virginity.

[Waterboy799]

You guys just reminded me of my other guitarist in my band. He was a BIG time Alexi Laiho fanboy when we were in our sophomore year of high school. Dude even knew when Alexi lost his virginity.

:haha:haha:haha

......did he film it? :o


EDIT:

WARNING THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BODOM:

but it's hilarious lol, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_MbblJ5XA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDaWs4v2U1A&mode=related&search=

:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha

[CodySG]

You guys just reminded me of my other guitarist in my band. He was a BIG time Alexi Laiho fanboy when we were in our sophomore year of high school. Dude even knew when Alexi lost his virginity.

THIRTEEN!

/sadbutr00 :(

So umm...CHECK TEH HATECREW GROUP PAGE!!!!

WOOOTZ)RZ!!!!

[universal_man]

But yeah...is there really ANYTHING CoB related we HAVEN'T spoken about?
are they married??

[CodySG]

Alexi used to be.

Other than that, pretty sure none of them iz.

[Vittu0666]

Yeah, Alexi was married to Kim Goss. Apparently Alexi's wedding ring was the snake tattoo on his hand?

[Seth Shadows]

which guys in CoB is the hottest....?
Sexxi Alexi<3 He brings Joy into my Depressed, Lonely life.

Yeah, Alexi was married to Kim Goss. Apparently Alexi's wedding ring was the snake tattoo on his hand?
PWNT.

In Other News: Bodom's "TRASHED!" Videos are great.

[CodySG]

Yeah, Alexi was married to Kim Goss. Apparently Alexi's wedding ring was the snake tattoo on his hand?

Yeah, he also has that KG tat on his arm.

[Shinozoku]

As for who's hottest... I'd have to say Janne or Henkka for me.

[Vittu0666]

As for who's hottest... I'd have to say Janne or Henkka for me.
I think Henkka is there to add to the hotness. He doesn't really do much in the band aside from back up vocals. His bass lines are essentially the same as the guitar parts, just the rhythms, that is.

[Tigri]

lol didn´t know that about the marriage lol but that tatoo is ****ing awesome :devil:

[Bottled Ink Co.]

Wow, the first time I check the CoB thread since May, and we're STILL talking about the "hottest member".

How truly discouraging...

[NorLock]

Nice band I only ****ing hate it why they didn't release already their second bodom of the lake news movie, becease I love part one.

[Waterboy799]

Wow, the first time I check the CoB thread since May, and we're STILL talking about the "hottest member".

How truly discouraging...

ya damn right bitch

[Shinozoku]

Wow, the first time I check the CoB thread since May, and we're STILL talking about the "hottest member".

How truly discouraging...
The thing is, we got off that topic for frikkin ever. Then somebody brought it back up.
I think Henkka is there to add to the hotness. He doesn't really do much in the band aside from back up vocals. His bass lines are essentially the same as the guitar parts, just the rhythms, that is.
I take it you haven't listened to Warheart or Downfall lately, have you? Then there's stuff like Angels Don't Kill where he has a significant part in the rythm. Also, he beefs up inverted 5ths with his low A string :D

[SynGates7X]

Wow, the first time I check the CoB thread since May, and we're STILL talking about the "hottest member".

How truly discouraging...
It went away, but it's like herpes. No matter how hard you try and make it go away, it always comes back eventually.

[Defy]

Wow, the first time I check the CoB thread since May, and we're STILL talking about the "hottest member".

How truly discouraging...

Maybe we're so awesome we've gone through all topics to come to full circle. :D


...


I'm putting my votes for Janne or Hennka. I used to be all for Janne but I'm not so sure anymore. :haha

[Honkers]

Why does everyone say Cob sucks?

[Defy]

Why does everyone say Cob sucks?

Because....

A. They're jealous of Alexi's skillz
B. They realized that 13 year old girls started getting into it
C. COB is gaining popularity
D. They really want to be part of the UGHC but don't have the courage

[the_painkiller]

Whatever, the hate crew will never fall!

[CodySG]

Fo' shizz!

Alexi is really short.

Like...REALLY short...

[Tigri]

hm says they suck... never read that here

lol but a lot friends of mine think they suck^^

[Defy]

Fo' shizz!

Alexi is really short.

Like...REALLY short...

Why do we always say how short he is? Does any of us actually know his height?
...
And even if one of us did, then there's the sketchy factor to be concerned about. :haha

[CodySG]

I've seen him IRL.

He's short.

Then again...I'm 6'5 so a lot of people are short to me.

RESPEK

TREENECK!

[Defy]

I've seen him IRL.

He's short.

Then again...I'm 6'5 so a lot of people are short to me.

RESPEK

TREENECK!

Holy crap you're tall! :haha You're around a foot and an inch taller than me.

[CodySG]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can tower above and slay those who oppose me with me geetarskillz!!!

11 BITCHES!!! IT'S ON 11!!!

*weedoolaweeweewooopwooopWWWWWEEEEEEEEEeeEEeEeeeeeoooooooooo*

[SOADrox429]

I believe Alexi is about 5'6".

[Shinozoku]

I've seen him IRL.

He's short.

Then again...I'm 6'5 so a lot of people are short to me.

RESPEK

TREENECK!
Whao o.o I'm just 6'. :down:

[NorLock]

alexi Laeiho ore something ****ing pwonds the rest :)

[CodySG]

^ I like you :D

[SOADrox429]

^ I like you :D
I think he may be slightly intoxicated. :p:

[whalepudding]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can tower above and slay those who oppose me with me geetarskillz!!!

11 BITCHES!!! IT'S ON 11!!!

*weedoolaweeweewooopwooopWWWWWEEEEEEEEEeeEEeEeeeeeoooooooooo*
shortness=skillz f00

[CodySG]

I think he may be slightly intoxicated. :p:

I'm almost positive he is :D

Drunk/high/stupid people are amazing :) even more so on teh internets!

[Vittu0666]

I'm almost positive he is :D

Drunk/high/stupid people are amazing :) even more so on teh internets!
You gotta love drunken MySpace rants too.

[Defy]

You've got to love drunken behavior in general. :p

One time I was walking down the street and there was this really drunk guy yelling at a pole and kicking it. He bumped into me and said "Oh, sorry about that," very normally, and then turned back to the pole. :haha

[CodySG]

:haha

Yeah, I love drunken myspaces...

Or like...random phone calls at odd hours in the night.

Fun to liste to and basically agree and understand that you love them too :haha

[SynGates7X]

I had quite the funny experience with a couple drunk people on a subway in Boston.

[Defy]

Tell the story!

[CodySG]

The only stranger I've had an encounter with is this dude at my first Bodom cocert.

Eyes red, blazed up, drunk off his ass...

Litterally, staggered over to us, clutched my friends shoulders to keep from falling down, leaned in, closed his eyes, hooked the horn, and just shouted "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" in a sauced up voice.

Did it a couple more times, told us we ruled and he would see us again, waddled off into the pit.

Funny. As. Hell.

[Defy]

:haha Sounds hilarious

[hurlyz]

The only stranger I've had an encounter with is this dude at my first Bodom cocert.

Eyes red, blazed up, drunk off his ass...

Litterally, staggered over to us, clutched my friends shoulders to keep from falling down, leaned in, closed his eyes, hooked the horn, and just shouted "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" in a sauced up voice.

Did it a couple more times, told us we ruled and he would see us again, waddled off into the pit.

Funny. As. Hell.Rofl :p:

As for the guy who said odd time calls, I've done that before! I was totally wasted so a friend of mine told me to call an other of my friends to tell him... I was so drunk that it seemed very smart to me (even if it was like 2AM) so I called that guy and yelled "YO DUUUUUUDDE IMM DRUUUNNNNNNNKKKK *laughs very weird*"

He was like "hmm... yea okay cya" lollll :)

[CodySG]

Ok...so I just got a warning for posting in that porn thread after it was reported...don't even remember what I said, lawl!

Anyway...since like, The Pit is basically the breeding ground for ignorance and stupidity...I can't post there for risk of another one. Then I'll get banned :( first ban, don't want one.

...well actually, I got banned by Snyper for promoting mass genocide...but that only lasted like 5 minutes, so it doesn't count.

ANYWAY, I'm thinking if I can just hide out in the CoB thread until the warning is up I'm safe.

So...we need to start churning out the CoB so's as I don't go off wondering into The Pit :(

I'll start it off, play a game. Someone says a word that really has nothing to do with ANYTHING CoB, then another person lists a word that kind of fits with the other one, but this one has a lot to do with CoB.

Comics - none CoB word

Roy - CoB word

Roy Raymond is a comic book character, and also Roy the Reaper.

Should be fun, no!?!

Let us BEGIN!

Kind of an easy one, but here we go.

Pop.

[Cobain_Is_King]

Anyone else notice that Randy Blythe has a Hatecrew tatoo on his left arm? I think that's kinda cool.

[Tigri]

Ok...so I just got a warning for posting in that porn thread after it was reported...don't even remember what I said, lawl!

Anyway...since like, The Pit is basically the breeding ground for ignorance and stupidity...I can't post there for risk of another one. Then I'll get banned :( first ban, don't want one.

...well actually, I got banned by Snyper for promoting mass genocide...but that only lasted like 5 minutes, so it doesn't count.

ANYWAY, I'm thinking if I can just hide out in the CoB thread until the warning is up I'm safe.

So...we need to start churning out the CoB so's as I don't go off wondering into The Pit :(

I'll start it off, play a game. Someone says a word that really has nothing to do with ANYTHING CoB, then another person lists a word that kind of fits with the other one, but this one has a lot to do with CoB.

Comics - none CoB word

Roy - CoB word

Roy Raymond is a comic book character, and also Roy the Reaper.

Should be fun, no!?!

Let us BEGIN!

Kind of an easy one, but here we go.

Pop.


- Hate -

lol ´cause i hate pop^^


ps: shall i post a next word too???

[Vittu0666]

...well actually, I got banned by Snyper for promoting mass genocide...but that only lasted like 5 minutes, so it doesn't count.
HAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome. Have I told you lately, Cody, that I love you?

[Rocking-Rob]

- Hate -

lol ´cause i hate pop^^


ps: shall i post a next word too???


too late :p: i'm posting it in this post


and the word is! <drumroll>

Pink

[Tigri]

boah that´s really hard.... it would be very lame just to post another color^^ and the relation would be that both are colors ... lol
i got no clue....

[Waterboy799]

too late :p: i'm posting it in this post


and the word is! <drumroll>

Pink

Laiho

The Pink Laiho ESP model is teh br00talz


Water

[SOADrox429]

Lake Bodom


Calculator

[Rocking-Rob]

Calculator is needed for the amount of times someone says in the Vivaldi/Waltari song clip on youtube "who is that hot girl"

next one (somthing easy)

A shaver (hint hint whats another name for somthing you use to shave)

[SynGates7X]

Tell the story!
I'll tell the story when you tell the story about your name that you withheld.

[SOADrox429]

Bed of Razors

Box

[Waterboy799]

if Alexi had a box i'd so be in it :haha

cookie


ps. i finally got tokyo warhearts....listen to that growl :eek:

[Rocking-Rob]

Roope likes his cookies :)

and yeah tokyo warhearts is a kick ass live album, anyone have chaos ridden years? I'm looking into buying that

Tea

[Waterboy799]

Roope likes his cookies :)

and yeah tokyo warhearts is a kick ass live album, anyone have chaos ridden years? I'm looking into buying that

Tea

you mean Alexi, right? :p:

[shenanigans]

Chaos Ridden Years is great. But you can just watch the whole thing on Youtube(minus the documentaries and interviews which are basically what you pay for).

[Defy]

Ah, this word game confuses me. :haha 0.0;

[Shinozoku]

Roope likes his cookies :)

and yeah tokyo warhearts is a kick ass live album, anyone have chaos ridden years? I'm looking into buying that

Tea
Uhm... Henkka T. Blacksmith? :p:

Key

[TheUnholy]

^ Hardly unrelated, is it? Song X is in the key of X...:p:

[Tigri]

Chaos Ridden Years is great. But you can just watch the whole thing on Youtube(minus the documentaries and interviews which are basically what you pay for).

are the documentaries and interviews worth the money???

[Waterboy799]

^ if you like seeing them drunk and doing stupid shit, then yea

[Rocking-Rob]

you mean Alexi, right? :p:


they all like cookies, they are children of bodom after all, alexi especially he just can't sleep without his cookies and milk!

and I don't know where we are in this word association game :sad:

[Defy]

Did I miss him, or has wintee disappeared?

[SynGates7X]

He's hiding from you...

[Shinozoku]

^ Hardly unrelated, is it? Song X is in the key of X...:p:
It's all I could think of >< BUt I meant it as in a house key or something. And you're overlooking another kind of key...

[CodySG]

KNOES!!!!!

WINTEEE!!!!!!

I love you too Vittu :D

Ah, HECK! I love all y'all!!!

[Shinozoku]

KNOES!!!!!

WINTEEE!!!!!!

I love you too Vittu :D

Ah, HECK! I love all y'all!!!
I love you too :kiss:

[CodySG]

AWW!!!

All around! On ME!

:cheers:

[Shinozoku]

AWW!!!

All around! On ME!

:cheers:
WHOOT! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:kiss:




BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!



:sexsmile:

[CodySG]

:haha

lmmfao, ahh that made me laff.

WooT for friends 20th b-day this weekend!

Where at?

You guessed it...

Celebration Station bitches!!!!

WooPWooP!

[Necrolust]

I WANT THE NEW ALBUM...

Hate to wait till January :(

[burrit0]

I have this strange feeling that the new album is going to be another AYDY. It's not a bad thing though, I just wish they would go back to the Hatebreeder and FTR era.

[wintee_madness]

hmm ive bin gone a week
whats happened.....
^dont get your hopes up!!!

[COBHC forever]

I want it to happen, but, unfortunatley, it probably will be.

[Vittu0666]

KNOES!!!!!

WINTEEE!!!!!!

I love you too Vittu :D

Ah, HECK! I love all y'all!!!
Awww...I LOVE YOU TOO CODY! :)

[Kepulix]

Awww...I LOVE YOU TOO CODY! :)

seriously Vittu, how did you think of that name? :haha
are you aware of what it means in finnish?

[IronMaiden5]

I have this strange feeling that the new album is going to be another AYDY. It's not a bad thing though, I just wish they would go back to the Hatebreeder and FTR era.
+1, AYDY is different, but not horrible, but it is nothing compared to albums like Follow The Reaper.They lost their neo-classical influence, and that's what I really liked about them.

[Rocking-Rob]

I have this strange feeling that the new album is going to be another AYDY. It's not a bad thing though, I just wish they would go back to the Hatebreeder and FTR era.


Somthing Wild era and hatebreeder era were my fav's, AYDY wasn't a bad album I think, but was a shame it wasn't neo-classical

[Vittu0666]

seriously Vittu, how did you think of that name? :haha
are you aware of what it means in finnish?
:haha
I definitely know what it means in Finnish, that's why I chose it! Lmao. VITTU!

[Kepulix]

^yeah I just find it very funny and... absurd when people say 'Hey vittu!' :p:

[Defy]

hmm ive bin gone a week
whats happened.....
^dont get your hopes up!!!

Whoo, wintee is back! :D

[wintee_madness]

^ I sure am
Went away on Holiday and didn't have time you let you guys no of my disappearance.
I also noticed waterboy is missing??

[hurlyz]

What does Vittu mean?? :)

[pistols]

think someone said before it means c*nt...not sure though.

[Masochist_Lust]

Vittu is a quite ancient word for the female genitalia but now has the literal meaning of "cunt." Linguistically it is used similar to how 'fuck' is used in English to add force to a statement or express frustration. The often used "fuck you" is commonly translated as "haista vittu" which means "smell (a) cunt". Often considered extremely profane, its usage is nowadays not only limited to teenager slang, but is often used as an emphasis in a forceful or frustrated utterance or expression, as in "mitä vittua" meaning "what the fuck". Other common phrases using vittu include voi vittu (translating roughly as "Fuck this" or "Oh fuck") and "ja vitut!" ("The fuck you say!" / "Bullshit!"), and one occasionally hears more colorful constructions, such as "Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi!" (paraphrased, "Oh fucking shit!" or literally "The spring of cunts and the late winter of dicks!") The term vittu is also known to be the basis of a crude illustration of a vagina, the so-called "kirkkovene" (church-boat), "hämähäkki väärinpäin" (spider on its back) or "vitunkuva" (vittu-image). As such it may come as a surprise that the word is actually quite ancient and it along with the aforementioned vittu-drawing was in fact used in a positive and respectful manner when referring to the female body. It is often replaced in everyday speech with the less offensive hitto (see above), which sounds a little like the other word. Sometimes it's replaced with even less offensive vitsi, which means a joke (as in "oh joke", which doesn't make much sense but is hardly offensive), or hitsi, which happens to be what is created by welding, the weld.

[CodySG]

The spring of cunts and the late winter of dicks!!!!

THAT = MUTHA' FUDGE CAKE'N WIN!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to scream that atop the hills.

Or...like, at traffic.

[Masochist_Lust]

Strange looks from motorists on their way to work > strangle looks from mountain folk.

MasEDIT: wrong arrow, olol

[Vittu0666]

Go smell a ****! Lmao. That was hilarious.

[Masochist_Lust]

Finnish profanity = t3hh b3st.

[whalepudding]

Vittu is a quite ancient word for the female genitalia but now has the literal meaning of "cunt." Linguistically it is used similar to how 'fuck' is used in English to add force to a statement or express frustration. The often used "fuck you" is commonly translated as "haista vittu" which means "smell (a) cunt". Often considered extremely profane, its usage is nowadays not only limited to teenager slang, but is often used as an emphasis in a forceful or frustrated utterance or expression, as in "mitä vittua" meaning "what the fuck". Other common phrases using vittu include voi vittu (translating roughly as "Fuck this" or "Oh fuck") and "ja vitut!" ("The fuck you say!" / "Bullshit!"), and one occasionally hears more colorful constructions, such as "Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi!" (paraphrased, "Oh fucking shit!" or literally "The spring of cunts and the late winter of dicks!") The term vittu is also known to be the basis of a crude illustration of a vagina, the so-called "kirkkovene" (church-boat), "hämähäkki väärinpäin" (spider on its back) or "vitunkuva" (vittu-image). As such it may come as a surprise that the word is actually quite ancient and it along with the aforementioned vittu-drawing was in fact used in a positive and respectful manner when referring to the female body. It is often replaced in everyday speech with the less offensive hitto (see above), which sounds a little like the other word. Sometimes it's replaced with even less offensive vitsi, which means a joke (as in "oh joke", which doesn't make much sense but is hardly offensive), or hitsi, which happens to be what is created by welding, the weld.
Lolcakes I'm going to tell people to smell a **** now.

[Masochist_Lust]

Lolcakes I'm going to tell people to smell a **** now.
Do it to Evans, and I'll give you a high five/sausage roll, depending on if I have money.

[TheUnholy]

Haha, can I get a pronunciation guide for "haista vittu" please? I want to puzzle people by swearing at them in Finnish :haha

[Cobain_Is_King]

I always wondered what it meant :haha

[x Misanthropy x]

listening to "are you dead yet" now...awesome album, dont know why so many people dislike it..sounds abit diff but its an awesome album all round..especially the solos :liplick:

[Vittu0666]

listening to "are you dead yet" now...awesome album, dont know why so many people dislike it..sounds abit diff but its an awesome album all round..especially the solos :liplick:
The solos are absolutely amazing, I'll admit that. The reason why most people don't like the new album is because it lacks a lot of melody, which is what a lot of Bodom fans have come to love - Alexi's melodies. They've gone for a more rhythm driven style of playing on AYDY?.

[Cobain_Is_King]

Agreed, the Neo-Classicalness is what attracts a lot of people to the band, then when they cut back on it and develop their sound into something different many of the original fans don't like it. I don't really have a problem wih AYDY but I don't listen to it anywhere near as much as I do Something Wild.

[Shinozoku]

Guess who just ordered a shiny new Edwards RV Arrowhead? :D:D:D

[CodySG]

You.

For me.

I was going to try for another ESP, but they're gone now, and I'll probably be able to snag a new amp with my sawtooth.

[Defy]

I would like to point everyone to this really nifty english-to-finnish translator:
http://www.translation-guide.com/free_online_translators.php?from=English&to=Finnish

Congrats on the guitar, Shinz, take pictures when it comes! :)

[SynGates7X]

Guess who just ordered a shiny new Edwards RV Arrowhead? :D:D:D
Ass.

[CodySG]

Get it from eBay or that site that ships edwards to US?

[SynGates7X]

Thats not the problem so much as I don't have the money. I'd rather have an SV anyways. I need 2 pickups.

[Slash_HuDsOn]

i hope alexi brings back the neo-classical for at least some songs on the new album...hate having to wait until next year too

[Vittu0666]

Guess who just ordered a shiny new Edwards RV Arrowhead? :D:D:D
You, my good friend, are man of the hour! W00t!!!! I'm putting off my Edwards RV for a bit because I'm getting a low-end bass for recording. Plus I just spent a butt-load of money on recording equip, speakers, and loads of different things to hook up my new speakers. Don't listen to your friends who know nothing about audio cables. :) Besides, I also have to save up for my bassist's b-day because we're taking him to the strip club. :)

[Tigri]

need album need the tour and NEED WACKEN!!!

[Cobain_Is_King]

Guess who just ordered a shiny new Edwards RV Arrowhead? :D:D:D
:(

[CodySG]

need album need the tour and NEED WACKEN!!!

Pssffft, I still stand by the idea of physically moving Wacken Germany to the US.

...

I need Wacken too :(

[Downfall929]

need album need the tour and NEED WACKEN!!!

same

but today i was looking at the lyrics for black widow, i wanted to know what the chorus was, so im looking at the lyrics :http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Black-Widow-lyrics-Children-Of-Bodom/576AC89BE845811348256CC400303D3A

and i noticed (today, **** every day)

so im wondering if the person who typed the lyrics is wrong or if alexi ****ed up on the vocal track and was supposed to say "your voice is getting closer everyday" instead of "your voice is getting closer today"

[Shinozoku]

Get it from eBay or that site that ships edwards to US?
eBay. My mom was involved, so, I didn't wanna freak her out with Japanese characters n' ****.

[CodySG]

Yeah, that's where I'm getting mine.

Easier, IMO.

[Shinozoku]

Yup. Plus I only payed $1060 (that's $960 plus shipping) :D I'm gonna get a Coffin Case 200VX for it if I can find one arouund here. If not, I'll have to pay an extra $20 for shipping from Musicians Friend, whenever they get it back in stock.

BTW, I totally played a Jackson RR24 today :D:D:D Played pretty nice, but I didn't snag a strap for it and I was out of practice, so I can't express a good opinion on it. Pretty though... it was the white one :D

[CodySG]

The edwards will comletely slay it though...

:D

[Shinozoku]

I'm sure it will! Especially with a strap :) It'll be a while before I can change the pickup out though... I really want a DiMarzio :(

[CodySG]

Get an EMG! Or a Duncan Active!

Screw passives...

I don't know...

What DiMar are you looking at?

[SynGates7X]

You must get a Blackout!!!

If you are getting a DiMarzio you should try the D Activator. It's a sweet pickup.

[Shinozoku]

Get an EMG! Or a Duncan Active!

Screw passives...

I don't know...

What DiMar are you looking at?
You must get a Blackout!!!

If you are getting a DiMarzio you should try the D Activator. It's a sweet pickup.
That one :p: The whole reason I wanted the Alexi model (besides the asthetics) was the passive pickup so it would be easier to stick a DiMarzio in.

[CodySG]

I've heard the D Activator isn't that great.

Haven't tried it though.

[Shinozoku]

I heard it kicks ass and has better cleans than a strat. Although, the same guy I heard the strat comment from said it sucked for metal, but he was playing it through a Marshall MG, so the comment was void XD

[CodySG]

Idk, I'd just look into it a bit more.

Use Harmony-Central's boards and reviews on it.

[Vittu0666]

I'm thinking about changing the pickups in my Rhoads V, it's just the cavity for the electronics is so small that I can't put in active pickups without routing the guitar.

[Shinozoku]

Idk, I'd just look into it a bit more.

Use Harmony-Central's boards and reviews on it.
3 geat reviews and 1 bad one. Not to mention an award from Guitar World for the pickup, and a good word about it when they reviewed the Ibanez Xiphos a couple of months ago. That, and Muhammed Suicmez uses it :p: It can't suck too awful bad. I'll try and find a Xiphos to try to the pickup out though.

Plus, there's that one review on the ENGL Powerball that said it sucked because it didn't sound good through a Marshall cab (apparently the cab that everything is supossed to sound good through). And let's not forget the ****ty Mk IV reviewer who said the amp had horrible tone.

[CodySG]

He uses EMG's :)

I mostly use the forums though, a lot of people are lazy to post reviews unless they think it's better than sex or sucks worse that getting kicked in the nuts.

[Shinozoku]

I thought he started using the DiMarzios when he got his Xiphos? BTW, I edited my other post. *goes to watch the Xiphos vid again*

EDIT: :( EMGs..... *Shrugs* If I like the sound then I'lll stick one in. If not then my second choice is the Blackout.

[CodySG]

I've seen picx in the Necro thread of him using EMG's live.

And we always ignore stupid people that don't have ears.

PB's are pretty cab picky...

MkIV's....read above :)

[Shinozoku]

Heh, good point. I'd like to have a good opinion from somebody I know who's tryed it out, though (and hopefully they'll use something other than an MG to try it out on LOL!)

[CodySG]

Like I said, just try to search "Deactivator" in titles in the amp section of HC. Should get something useful.

[Shinozoku]

There's no search bar on HC for the forums O.o Let's take this convo over to the profiles comments thingie, so as not to spam the CoB boards. I'll have to get back to you tomorrow, though. I gotta get to bed now (2:00am x.x)

[CodySG]

Pssh, wanker.

Since I don't sleep, I'll try to find some info for you.

If not, we probably dig up some whoohaa tomorrow :)

[Waterboy799]

wtfisthishit????

COB on the second page? lol

i plan on getting an Edwards once i get the money, but i like more "traditional" looking guitars, so i'll be hitting the ES-335 or Les Paul copies ;)

[CodySG]

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD YOU!!!!

I DO NOT ACCEPT PICTURES OF YOUR PENIS AS FORM OF PAYMENT!!!!

*sees thread title*

DAMN!

Uh...so....CoB...yeah....

I still want that pink sawtooth...but oh, the like 6 THOUSAND dollarness of it all :(

[Slash_HuDsOn]

my friend got the LTD version of the pink sawtooth. its so very....so very sick i must say. i was playing it upside down (im a lefty) and i could still tell it was beautiful

[CodySG]

Yeah, I was looking at the LTD, but I'd rather have an Edwards, and it's cheaper than the LTD lol.

[Waterboy799]

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD YOU!!!!

I DO NOT ACCEPT PICTURES OF YOUR PENIS AS FORM OF PAYMENT!!!!


o_O


:haha:haha:haha

[Vittu0666]

Yeah, I was looking at the LTD, but I'd rather have an Edwards, and it's cheaper than the LTD lol.
It's also a lot better too. Lol.

[Shinozoku]

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD YOU!!!!

I DO NOT ACCEPT PICTURES OF YOUR PENIS AS FORM OF PAYMENT!!!!
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN WE FIRST MET D:

[Waterboy799]

:haha:haha:haha

Children Of Bodom fans: the most homosexual metal heads you'll ever come across :haha

[CodySG]

I KNOW GOD DAMMIT!

I WAS DRUNK AND CONFUSED!!!

I thought you understood :(

:cry:

*diket*

I'mma try somefing.

[CodySG]

BOOYEAH!

Had to sig it.

Itz tr00f!!!