Only Children of Bodom Thread.

[JC13]

The only metal our radio plays is monday nights 11-12 :sad:. Last weeks playlist:

down on march the saints
pantera drag the waters
iron maiden killers
megadeth ashes in your mouth
carcass carnal forge
white wolf headlines
sepultura roots bloody roots
opeth the baying of the hounds
cannibal corpse the time to kill is now

:(

[Vittu0666]

We used to have a radio station that would play metal from 10:00 - 2:00 am. Unfortunately, someone dropped the f-bomb and now they shut it down. It's all good I guess, I mean they never played anything too heavy. The playlist would be like Slayer, Megadeth, Machine Head, 40 Below Summer, and that's it. No black metal or death metal.

[Guitar_Dan_666]

The only metal our radio plays is monday nights 11-12 :sad:. Last weeks playlist:


pantera drag the waters
iron maiden killers
megadeth ashes in your mouth
carcass carnal forge
opeth the baying of the hounds



They are good.

Opeth makes anything instant win :p:

My First song = In Your Face...i was like :down:

[scarfacesuit]

They are good.

Opeth makes anything instant win :p:

My First song = In Your Face...i was like :down:

"are you dead yet?" was my first bodom song. AMAZING band.

[SynGates7X]

My first Bodom song was Lake Bodom.

[wintee_madness]

Well i followed the reaper............



Theres a half decent one in Aus called full metal Racket, ranges from power to black/death. its pretty good i'll get some playlists for ya

[Waterboy799]

there's this awesome metal radio i listen to on my computer, it runs 24/7 with awesome playlists

it's called My itunes Library

[beadhangingOne]

Hatebreeder's gotta be my favorite album by them

[Vittu0666]

there's this awesome metal radio i listen to on my computer, it runs 24/7 with awesome playlists

it's called My itunes Library
Ha ha! Same here buddy! That "station" I listen to plays nothing but Old Man's Child to Death to Dimmu Borgir to Children of Bodom to Norther to Wintersun to Ensiferum and a whole bunch of other bands. I think that's the best "station"

:cheers:

[Miasma909]

CoB playing London next march - anyone thinking of going?

[Shinozoku]

If I lived anywhere near there, then yeah I'd go lol Sadly I'm across the pond here in southwest Virginia/northeast Tennessee. :(

[Magero]

Well i followed the reaper............



Theres a half decent one in Aus called full metal Racket, ranges from power to black/death. its pretty good i'll get some playlists for ya

God I love FMR. I've found so many bands through that.

[Shinozoku]

God I love FMR. I've found so many bands through that.
Link me? I've also got a link from Hurlyz about a Canadian station that plays metal from 10pm-12am on Wedensday nights :). And I might actually be able to understand an Aussie station lol!

[Magero]

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/racket/default.htm

:D:

[metallicafan616]

i hope im the youngest cob fan ww! 12 years, old dont think anyone can beat that muahaha :) hope to see them live sometime.

[metallicafan616]

CoB playing London next march - anyone thinking of going?

ooh goodie, right around the corner..i want in hehe :)

[Defy]

^ Don't you have to be 13 to join this place? o_0


Anyway, guys, ever heard of this thing called ONLINE radios. From your computer...good stuff.

Pandora.com

Suits stuff to your music taste

[Rocking-Rob]

CoB playing London next march - anyone thinking of going?

I didn't know that but yeah probably, though I may die from moshing lol

[Magero]

I didn't know that but yeah probably, though I may die from moshing lol
With that attitude you will.

[wintee_madness]

Shino.... You can Stream FMR

[Dethkreep]

First song= Every Time I die except I didnt know who it was
second song= Bed of Razors, I knew it was CoB this time

Soon they became one of my favorite bands, if not my favorite

[TheUnholy]

First Bodom song ..."She is Beautiful" :p:

Quickly followed by "Needled 24/7" and "Children of Decadence".

[IronMaiden5]

I think the first song I heard by them was Needled 24/7, but I don't really remember.

[Syn_Gorey13]

yea i think mine was either needled 24/7 or sixpounder

[JC13]

I think the first song I heard was In your face, and it was on the ESP website.. I didn't listen to much harsh-vocal-style-bands before then, and then I listened to Lake Bodom and a bunch of others..Hooked ever since.

[Miasma909]

First song was Silent Night Bodom Night I think... I don't really remember these things very much XD

[Shinozoku]

I take back what I said, cuz I remember seeing the Sixpounder vid when I turned the TV to Uranium to see what this "metal stuff" was all about :p: I kinda liked it, but it was a while before I got hooked to metal in general, and even longer before I heard TLaSO

[Vittu0666]

I remember watching Uranium waiting to see only the Sixpounder vid...I miss having that channel.

[Shinozoku]

Uranium's off the air now, I think :(

[Vittu0666]

Dude...That sucks...I miss watching that show because Juliya was so hot!

[Shinozoku]

Yeah.. and I liked the striptease commercial...

[Magero]

Um, sorry to break this happy convo, but.....WHY IS THIS
COVERSATION BASED IN RATIONALITY?!? NOOOOOOOOOO! MY BRAIN!!!...............*dies*

[JC13]

COB is recording a new album! :D It was just announced on blabbermouth.

[cliffemall123]

COB is recording a new album! :D It was just announced on blabbermouth.
I hope the new album has more of a Follow The Reaper sound than an Are You Dead Yet sound to it.

[Shinozoku]

COB is recording a new album! :D It was just announced on blabbermouth.
CoB has BEEN recording a new album for like a month or something lol.

[JC13]

^:haha, Oh.. I was not aware of that. Also, +1 about wanting it to be like Follow the Reaper.

[Defy]

They say you never forget your first time...

But I forgot my first COB song. :p:


EDIT: I might be in London in March... :eek:

[wintee_madness]

FTR album for me :D Licky girl Defy.... i'm hell not used to the kitty cats... used to Alexi in the Downfall Vid :p:

[Waterboy799]

i just noticed something

Cody hasn't posted in a while and this conversation has been (as Magero pointed out) based in rationality...

coincidence? :haha

[wintee_madness]

Yes how did we not pick up on him missing

[Defy]

FTR album for me :D Licky girl Defy.... i'm hell not used to the kitty cats... used to Alexi in the Downfall Vid :p:

Well, I'll put it back just for you. :)

Besides, maybe it was the kitties that scared of Cody.

[Waterboy799]

he's hiding......

in the shadows......

i can smell him......

[wintee_madness]

hahah sweet :p: ya didn't have to

[Magero]

Cohenrancey! It Burns!

[Defy]

he's hiding......

in the shadows......

i can smell him......

NOOO!!!! NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!

[Tigri]

how does he smell???

^^

[Waterboy799]

freshly cut daisies with a hint of lavender and vanilla...

the most un-manliest of scents.

[Tigri]

o i thought more of some rotten corpses or decaying zombie cadavers :-)

[Vittu0666]

NOOO!!!! NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!
:haha

Oooh, hopefully I can start this again?!

[Defy]

^ Go ahead. :D

[wintee_madness]

haha itss gone pretty static in here atm :p:

[SynGates7X]

^That's cuz we need more new songs. They teased me with one song and aren't releasing anymore for a while.....Bastards of Bodom.

[Shinozoku]

LOL! If Cody can find the time to work on it, we might have at least a powertab original in the style of bodom for y'all to cream to :p: But I believe he's in the process of moving atm :(.

[Vittu0666]

^ Go ahead. :D
Awww, Defy, I just noticed that you changed your avi back to the one from the Downfall video! :kiss: You rock.

[whalepudding]

So I had a dream last night where I met Alexi Laiho. He was a nice guy, and he sang me a song off the new album. It sounded like Hatebreeder/FTR type Bodom, and it was kinda like Children Of Decadence. The chorus went 'Yes it goes into, yes it goes into, yes it goes into the crotch balloon'. Alexi also told me that he had a dog with no legs, but it wasn't that bad because it was like having a penis with no legs, and penises don't usually have legs.

[Defy]

Awww, Defy, I just noticed that you changed your avi back to the one from the Downfall video! :kiss: You rock.

Hey, no problem. And I just might sig that. ;)

~~~~

Oh! I had this really wierd dream with COB in it last night.

Okay so for some odd reason I was back stage at a COB concert. I was wearing a UGHC t-shirt with the gangsta Roy on it (for God knows what reason). Alexi's guitar wasn't working, and so we unscrewed the back and it was filled with blood and guts that started seeping out and continued until it began to fill the stage. Then I looked up and saw that he had become a sort of cross between himself and a corpse, and his eyes were ripped out. I cracked a Helen Keller joke and then I woke up.

[Shinozoku]

O.O


Y'all have the coolest dreams.

[Magero]

Oh! I had this really wierd dream with COB in it last night.

Okay so for some odd reason I was back stage at a COB concert. I was wearing a UGHC t-shirt with the gangsta Roy on it (for God knows what reason). Alexi's guitar wasn't working, and so we unscrewed the back and it was filled with blood and guts that started seeping out and continued until it began to fill the stage. Then I looked up and saw that he had become a sort of cross between himself and a corpse, and his eyes were ripped out. I cracked a Helen Keller joke and then I woke up.
*Thrusts* Go me!

[Defy]

O.O


Y'all have the coolest dreams.

Listen to music right before sleeping and you'll be amazed how many band members find their way into your subconscious.

*Thrusts* Go me!

Yes, Go You!!! :wtf:

[Magero]

^Go me indeed :D

And yea I agree on the subconcious thing, I listened to Lacuna Coil before going to sleep once....good night that one.

[Napalmdeth]

^ Lol

[wintee_madness]

Christina Scabbia..... :liplick: although the Epica singer is hotter :p:

[Defy]

I think Christina Scabbia is okay... There are just so many girls who look exactly the same. Like that Revolver cover for hot metal chicks? I couldn't tell which one was her. :P:

EDIT:

Case and point...

http://centurymedia.com/temp/revolvercover/REV0707coverV4.jpg

[Napalmdeth]

I think Christina Scabbia is okay... There are just so many girls who look exactly the same. Like that Revolver cover for hot metal chicks? I couldn't tell which one was her. :P:


i thought the exact same thing

[Magero]

Christina Scabbia..... :liplick: although the Epica singer is hotter :p:

I'm in a symphonic/gothic metal mood lately.....what do you think last night was like?

[Defy]

Did anyone notice that the list of bands on teh Hottest CHicks in Metal tour aren't really very metal?

[Magero]

What was the list like? I haven't seen it. Was it one of those list's where they just pick any chick who happens to be in a band with a guitar player?

[Defy]

Yeah, pretty much. :p:

Hey wait a minute... I'm a ****ty female vocalist too!!! Why aren't I on this tour? :(

[Magero]

Are you implying that Christina is a **** female vocalist.....cause if you are....Ima halfta lay da smackdown on ya.

[Defy]

Nah, not Christina, I was talking about the others they just threw in for gender reasons.

Christina is probably teh best on the tour. She's decent.

:P: I'd like to see you try and fight me.

[Magero]

I'm looking at that list....Wtf...No Arch Enemy, Nightwish, or Epica. That list fails epically.
Oh and I would lose a battle with a snail made of cheese. You are in no real danger....except from bad grammar....yo'.

[wintee_madness]

I'm in a symphonic/gothic metal mood lately.....what do you think last night was like?
hhaha do you mean full metal racket???

[Vittu0666]

Nah, not Christina, I was talking about the others they just threw in for gender reasons.

Christina is probably teh best on the tour. She's decent.
Agreed. And I love you forever and a day for sigging me. :)

[Magero]

hhaha do you mean full metal racket???
.....yes....lets....just...stick to that story....

[CodySG]

Uh...

That is all.

[Magero]

ZOMG! IT'S BACK! *runs screaming in little circles*

[wintee_madness]

^ yes i knew you were talking about your wet dreams but i thought you may have been talking about FMR aswell

[Vittu0666]

Hey, the C.o.B. MySpace just posted this a while ago.

" What' s up everybody?

It s Henkka writing from the studio. First week here is soon over, and jaska has done his part! Sounds good! Couple more cover songs to do, and the drums are done. We will start checking Alexi's guitar sounds today, so that he can start recording guitartracks over the weekend! Lots of work to do here for the next weeks, but I cant wait to hear the new stuff ready. We will put some photos here, and you can also check the Studio diary on www.cobhc.com!

Later,
Henkka"

[Defy]

Much love for the update, Vittu! :D

Henkka is such a tease. ;)
I really liked that COB TV thing they put up that one time... I have that saved to my computer!

[Vittu0666]

Apparently they have new pix on their 'Space.

[slayerfrk]

all that remains is better

[CodySG]

...

Not even the same genre.

That's like saying sand is better than water, it doesn't make sense. Besides, why bother coming in here if you don't like them? Just to say that half assed ignorant remark?

You have nothing constructive to say at all...you can't even use proper grammer. Just leave. People like you give the internet a bad name.

[Magero]

^Sand IS better than water.....

Wait...you're...being...COHERANT?! ZOMG! ARGHZORZ!

[Vittu0666]

...

Not even the same genre.

That's like saying sand is better than water, it doesn't make sense. Besides, why bother coming in here if you don't like them? Just to say that half assed ignorant remark?

You have nothing constructive to say at all...you can't even use proper grammer. Just leave. People like you give the internet a bad name.
:sexsmile: I love you.

[Magero]

^ yes i knew you were talking about your wet dreams but i thought you may have been talking about FMR aswell

http://a770.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_9a03da79dfb4d6dbbdeb3fc9adcfdac9.jpg

*sigh* :(

Hahaha. Anyway..... :wtf:

[CodySG]

:sexsmile: I love you.

There will be room made in the sig sometime soon for the buttraping smilies.

Whoes that hot chick in that picture?

Coherant? Me!?! Nah...this is just a mental dillusion caused by lack of new Bodom CD :D

[Magero]

^Lead singer of Epica, Simone Simmons. Last page we were talking bout hot metal chicks....for some reason (probably alexi related), and someone brought her up and yea... I wish I was that keyboard.....

And I'm sure you're coherancey will fade in time.

[CodySG]

^Lead singer of Epica, Simone Simmons. Last page we were talking bout hot metal chicks....for some reason (probably alexi related), and someone brought her up and yea... I wish I was that keyboard.....

And I'm sure you're coherancey will fade in time.

Prolly...

Screw being the keyboard, I wish I was the keyboardIST!

VanDamThankyeMa'am.

[the1]

Prolly...

Screw being the keyboard, I wish I was the keyboardIST!

VanDamThankyeMa'am.

QFT!

Not really much Bodom news... I can't wait for the new album though, should be sick!

[CodySG]

I hope so. I love Alexi's new guitar, at least from what I can gather. Might have just been how the picture was taken though.

[liquidknowledg4]

I hope so. I love Alexi's new guitar, at least from what I can gather. Might have just been how the picture was taken though.


new guitar eh? where are the pics at?

[liquidknowledg4]

I hope so. I love Alexi's new guitar, at least from what I can gather. Might have just been how the picture was taken though.


new guitar eh? where are the pics at?

[SchecterFreak]

no new one just a different syle... yellow pinstripes instead of white.... and no x.. but still the same guitar.

[CodySG]

no new one just a different syle... yellow pinstripes instead of white.... and no x.. but still the same guitar.

New paintjob and hardware = new guitar...

[Shinozoku]

LOL! That pic's hilarious! Alexi was probably on crack and was playing and like "SAYCHEESE" And he's all "WTFIMONCRACK!!"

And reallyiamsmart said on MSN:
nah i think there were people having a conversation in back of the camera man
"blah blah *finnish* blah BEER(Alexi: O.O) blah blah"

BTW, the lil face was my addition :P

[stormchaser]

QFT!

Not really much Bodom news... I can't wait for the new album though, should be sick!
I can't wait either, but one of the songs ("Tie My Rope") I heard on this site, I forget where, and the style was quite different. I'm not sure if I like it.

Of course, I'ma gonna buy it anyway, :D

[wintee_madness]

^Lead singer of Epica, Simone Simmons. Last page we were talking bout hot metal chicks....for some reason (probably alexi related), and someone brought her up and yea... I wish I was that keyboard.....

And I'm sure you're coherancey will fade in time.

yes i agree with cody i'd rather be the keyboardist who looks as though he's about to mount her :p:

[CodySG]

Assert his manlytude and mount the hawt lead singer...while playing the keyboard!

Tie My Rope is one Bodom's myspace.

[Magero]

Look where the keyboard is actually pointing.....to anyone that watches "Coupling", that is a direct V.A.A.
*sigh*
Oh wellzorz.

[Shinozoku]

Look where the keyboard is actually pointing.....to anyone that watches "Coupling", that is a direct V.A.A.
*sigh*
Oh wellzorz.
.... I don't think anyone here gets it. But she is hot...
http://a204.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_b53c76b60b673d1b6d77115a9ff1263b.jpg

[Magero]

Hahaha. V.A.A.
Visual
Access
Angle
Ftw.....
Anyway, yes....totally tappable, like, to the extreme...like, I would use Alexi as a battering ram to get into a triple layed steel door if I knew she was in there and naked.....But you didn't hear that from me...

lawl @ still being on topic....kinda....almost.....shutup....

[Syn_Gorey13]

^ haha nice.. alexi is such a stoner :p:

oh btw cody like the way u kicked that guys ass up top of page man :peace:

:dance:

[Roach5]

i love children of bodom. i personally like the stuff done after hatebreeder, with the slightly different vocals. Hate Crew Deathroll is my favorite album.

[Shinozoku]

^ haha nice.. alexi is such a stoner :p:

oh btw cody like the way u kicked that guys ass up top of page man :peace:

:dance:
He does that in his spare time when not saving the world from emo kids with his secret viking identity.

[Waterboy799]

...

Not even the same genre.

That's like saying sand is better than water, it doesn't make sense. Besides, why bother coming in here if you don't like them? Just to say that half assed ignorant remark?

You have nothing constructive to say at all...you can't even use proper grammer. Just leave. People like you give the internet a bad name.

where are the capitols? what are the exclamation points? where are the funnies?

you owned him good but i'm confused.

:confused: <----- see?

[CodySG]

He does that in his spare time when not saving the world from emo kids with his secret viking identity.

Shhhh!!! No one must find out, else my cover is blown!


where are the capitols? what are the exclamation points? where are the funnies?

you owned him good but i'm confused.

:confused: <----- see?

It was right after I got off duty as Horgoth the Vindikator! I was still in the moment :(

[Magero]

^May I be your awesome viking queen? :D

[Shinozoku]

YOU GET THE **** AWAY FROM HORGOTH YOU HUSSIE! HE'S MY VIKING HUSBAND!*gets the allmighty Sword of Valhalla and proceeds to throttle Magero with it*

EDIT: Btw, did anybody but me notice that Alexi's new guitar doesn't have inlays past the 9th fret?

[Magero]

PREPARE TO DIE! *challenges to awesome sword duel*

*encircles*.......
*lungs!*

[CodySG]

Sweet, two males fighting for my hot manly viking body!

My life is now complete :D

[Magero]

PICK ME! *jumps up and down like a mallgoth who just saw Dani Filth*

[CodySG]

Pssh, you're not getting out of it that easily!

You two have to fight to the death.

Go.

[Magero]

Well, he's not fighting back....so.....
*stabs, dismembers, puts through meat-grinder, puts meat in a box, puts box in plane, crashes plane into volcano, blows up island the volcano is on*
I win.
:D

[Vittu0666]

*runs behind and slits throat.* CODY IS MINE!

[Magero]

*contaminates with infected zombie blood, fixes throat wound*
Mwahaha! I am immune to the virus! Now you are a zombie....
*shoots in the head*
MWAHAH! I AM TEH WINNAR!!1!
gg evry1, gg.

[Syn_Gorey13]

:confused:

i dunno wheter to be disturbed or laughing....hmmmm....

:haha

...i made my decision :p:

[Waterboy799]

*looks at Cody's sig*

yea this is the evidence right here

[Syn_Gorey13]

^ :haha so true

[CodySG]

What can I say, it's my raw sexayness :(

[ashesofthewake]

hey can someone pleaseeeeee PM me the 3 covers on the new cd?
im so excited...

[Vittu0666]

hey can someone pleaseeeeee PM me the 3 covers on the new cd?
im so excited...
Whoa...new CD has 3 covers?!

[kinzoku]

google?

[Shinozoku]

*opens a portal from the pits of hell and drags magero down there.. and kicks him in the balls*

I was gone Friday night to a Magic: the Gathering tournament, adn then slept over at a friends house.



****er....

[Magero]

1. They haven't even recorded them, so asking for them is pointless.
2. *collapses in agony, proceeds to bite at shinozku's legs*

[Vittu0666]

1. They haven't even recorded them, so asking for them is pointless.
2. *collapses in agony, proceeds to bite at shinozku's legs*
I just wanna know what songs they're going to cover :p: I do hope they're doing atleast Breaking the Law or Too Young to Fall in Love.

[Defy]

Well there really isn't much for me to do during these gay sex fests so I'll go brave the pit. o_0 :p:

[Vittu0666]

Well there really isn't much for me to do during these gay sex fests so I'll go brave the pit. o_0 :p:
Well in that case...Y'all can have Cody and everyone else, but...I CALL DEFY!

[Waterboy799]

Well in that case...Y'all can have Cody and everyone else, but...I CALL DEFY!

hey stop being so greedy

she does have more than one entrance pathway

wanna share?

[Vittu0666]

hey stop being so greedy

she does have more than one entrance pathway

wanna share?
HAHAHAHAHA! Sure. I got dibs on back door!

[CodySG]

Wow...

I'm sorry Defy, I'll try to fend them off with mine BATTLE AXE!!!!

*swoosh*

[Shinozoku]

*kicks Magero from the pits of hell up in the direction of Cody's axe*

[Waterboy799]

Wow...

I'm sorry Defy, I'll try to fend them off with mine BATTLE AXE!!!!

*swoosh*

because of your inferior English skills, your attack is rendered useless



and Defy is continued to be raped...

[Shinozoku]

Because of your inferior English skills, your attack is rendered useless.



And Defy is continued to be raped...

Improper English though it may be, it is still proper Viking English :p:

[CodySG]

Improper English though it may be, it is still proper Viking English :p:

Exactly :D

Technically, it should sound like this...

Vish mine Baattle Axe!!! Un SMASH for teh VIKOTRY!!!!

[Defy]

Sheez I leave this thread for what, a couple hours?
:haha
:eek:
*hides behind Cody*

because of your inferior English skills, your attack is rendered useless



and Defy is continued to be raped...

That isn't proper english either. XP

[Shinozoku]

How about this?

*Continuously rapes Defy from the pits of hell with his demonic aura*

[Magero]

You're demonic aura is no match for.....MY MIGHTY PHALLIC SHAPED ARMY! THAT'S RIGHT! I RETURN! BRINGING MIGHTY ARMIES FROM HELL ITSELF!
*dun dun duuuun*
*proceeds to kill Shinozoku, Vittu0666, and Waterboy799. Plants their heads on pikes outside my mighty palace. Takes Defy as bride and CodySG as pet.*


EDIT: SOLVED YOU LITTLE BASTARD! :p:

[Vittu0666]

*is still alive because Magero killed Vittu666, not Vittu0666. :)*

I feel like a bad Children of Bodom fan. I just realized that until today, it had been 3 months since the last time I listened to Children of Bodom :(

[Magero]

DAMNIT TO BLOOD SPEWING PUS BUCKETING HELL! *fixes*
And I'm a good little Bodom fan, I'm doing bass in a performance of Hate Me! at my end of year TAFE concert *smug grin*.

[plectrum911]

3 months? dude i'd die after 1, i better go before Magero hangs me by my intistines or something gruesome like that. . .

[Syn_Gorey13]

*jumps into pits of hell looks around, ****s self and tries to scramble
helplessly back up the wall*

....btw....ummmmmm............................(trails off relising he forgot wat he was saying)

[Waterboy799]

Sheez I leave this thread for what, a couple hours?
:haha
:eek:
*hides behind Cody*



That isn't proper english either. XP

silence

i'm not done raping you

[Syn_Gorey13]

^ :haha

[Defy]

How about this?

*Continuously rapes Defy from the pits of hell with his demonic aura*

Run on sentence. :D

You're demonic aura is no match for.....MY MIGHTY PHALLIC SHAPED ARMY! THAT'S RIGHT! I RETURN! BRINGING MIGHTY ARMIES FROM HELL ITSELF!
*dun dun duuuun*
*proceeds to kill Shinozoku, Vittu0666, and Waterboy799. Plants their heads on pikes outside my mighty palace. Takes Defy as bride and CodySG as pet.*

*teaches CodySG how to play fetch*

silence


i'm not done raping you

I had a witty reply to this but I forgot it... :(

[CodySG]

You better watch it...I'm not house trained...and I bite :grrr:

[Defy]

I bite back.

[lanzaa]

so how bout that band children of bodom?

i hear their music is good :p:

[CodySG]

I bite back.

Ooohh SPICY! Me likey :liplick:

[ashesofthewake]

1. They haven't even recorded them, so asking for them is pointless.
2. *collapses in agony, proceeds to bite at shinozku's legs*
i meant what songs they would be. i know they arent recorded. i just wanna know what they are silly..... :p:

[Shinozoku]

*jumps into pits of hell looks around, ****s self and tries to scramble
helplessly back up the wall*

....btw....ummmmmm............................(trails off relising he forgot wat he was saying)
*drags Syn from the walls of hell and kicks him in the nuts*

Sorry, inside joke with some friends xD

"I'll see you in hell, and when I do, I'm gonna KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!!!"

[Magero]

Ooohh SPICY! Me likey :liplick:

I will castrate you.

[SynGates7X]

Hiiz.

[Waterboy799]

lulz

[Syn_Gorey13]

so how bout that band children of bodom?

i hear their music is good :p:

..... :confused: they make music?!?!?!?!?

i completely forgot

[[I Buy Peace]]

Ahh, the good old COB thread. Still completly irrlelevant to Bodom :)


Ambitious but rubbish :p:

[CodySG]

']Ahh, the good old COB thread. Still completly irrlelevant to Bodom :)


Ambitious but rubbish :p:

On your knees dog.

BOW DOWN!!!

BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Vittu0666]

..... :confused: they make music?!?!?!?!?

i completely forgot
What's music?

[Defy]

What's music?
Who are you? What is this thread?!?!?! WHY AM I HERE?!?!?!?!?!

[Waterboy799]

Who are you? What is this thread?!?!?! WHY AM I HERE?!?!?!?!?!





i'm not done raping you

:o

[Shinozoku]

..... :confused: they make music?!?!?!?!?

i completely forgot
Me too! I thought they just made out with each other while naked and roasting sausages on scythes with pyrotechnics and making us fight over each other because they're so sexy and I like pickles....
What's music?
Sigged :D

[CodySG]

Toot your loo :(

[kinzoku]

i have been listening to Bodom alot lately. ****ing love this band and alexi's esp, it sounds so sex for my ears!

[Vittu0666]

Who are you? What is this thread?!?!?! WHY AM I HERE?!?!?!?!?!
Internet? WTF is that?

[Magero]

As current king of the bodom thread (see last page...or the page before....<_<....>_>....XD) I hardly see the point in making this thread relevent....the metal chat thread is actually coherant (lulz) and this thread is completly pointless without new info. Once the new album comes out, all the n00bs will flock and we will get 30,000 "omgz lydke bodom r teh bestz lkye evar!1! wats sum otha g00d albums byt tem??! kthnxbai" posts. But we shall always reign....us....the bodom thead...*counts people he likes*.....5....I think....

[wintee_madness]

I think ME and CODY are the bodom kingz

[Defy]

I nominate myself for queen. :p:

[Magero]

I think ME and CODY are the bodom kingz
6....

yea, but I killed all others in opposition to my throne....cept cody...he's my pet...

[CodySG]

As current king of the bodom thread (see last page...or the page before....<_<....>_>....XD) I hardly see the point in making this thread relevent....the metal chat thread is actually coherant (lulz) and this thread is completly pointless without new info. Once the new album comes out, all the n00bs will flock and we will get 30,000 "omgz lydke bodom r teh bestz lkye evar!1! wats sum otha g00d albums byt tem??! kthnxbai" posts. But we shall always reign....us....the bodom thead...*counts people he likes*.....5....I think....

Bitch, I will turn on you and eat your spleen.

As long as you feed me a constant supply of n00bz, I shall remain loyal...and scratch my tummy. I like that.

[CodySG]

I think ME and CODY are the bodom kingz

You can be the pet weasel. We'll lay low until he weakens, then pounch and take over...but for now, he can make teh rulez. I'm tired, and I want my belly rubbed :D

[Magero]

*Rubs tummy* I am amassing my army now. Good CodySG, good boy :D
Defy, bride/queen, yes?
*Smug grin*

[Syn_Gorey13]

i get to be the entertainer guy :p:

...see.....check this out....:dance:

[Vittu0666]

I think ME and CODY are the bodom kingz
What are we going by? Knowledge of Bodom stuff? Or Who's been here longer? Who's posted more?

Oh ****...This might turn into a Bodom quiz thread...

[Rocking-Rob]

oooh a bodom quiz thread

who'd be the bodom quiz master?

[Waterboy799]

the guy who makes the quiz

he'd know all of the answers duh

[Shinozoku]

Well.. I DID start the official group.... :peace:

[CodySG]

True...but I have COBHC tattooed on my flesh.

Forever love of teh Bodomz0rz.

[Shinozoku]

Give me your flesh.


I want to play with it....

[Syn_Gorey13]

:haha

[Vittu0666]

Well...I think it's kinda hard to determine who loves Bodom the most. Let alone who loves Alexi the most. I mean, we've all probably have the Inearthed tapes, all Sinergy, Impaled Nazarene, all Bodom, and probably even his punk band.

Wow. He's contributed a lot.

[whalepudding]

What's his punk band? Kylahullut?

[Magero]

THE KING RETURNS! *forces self not to make Lord of the Rings or Elvis joke*

There is no way to take my crown. I killed all others, plus I have my army growing...its up to 4 now :D
Me, Defy is my queen/bride/thingy, CodySG is my pet, and Syn_Gorey13 is my jester.
Surrender or forever be damned! ALL OF YOU!

[plectrum911]

Can i be a peasant since i never really say anything? i would be proud to serve. . . . .

[Mistress_Ibanez]

Whee, who's seeing them in London?

[kinzoku]

talking of the trees, one of the best songs bodom ever did imo. the whole inearthed demo is classic.

[Magero]

Can i be a peasant since i never really say anything? i would be proud to serve. . . . .
Of course my young faithful dirge.
THE ARMY GROWS! MWAHAH! *continues stereotypical evil villian laugh* Now, the king sleeps. For he must awake in 4 hours to rehearse Hate Me! with his fellow educational subjects. Alas, sleep well young servents.

The king has left the building.
(lololol) :cool:

[Vittu0666]

What's his punk band? Kylahullut?
Yes.

talking of the trees, one of the best songs bodom ever did imo. the whole inearthed demo is classic.
Agreed. I like Inearthed more than I do Bodom at the moment.

[plectrum911]

does anyone know where to look for Inearthed cds?

[Vittu0666]

does anyone know where to look for Inearthed cds?
Sorry buddy, you can't buy the Inearthed tapes. Scythes of Bodom used to have them up for downloading. You can, however, listen to them on Youtube.

[SynGates7X]

Is anyone capable of uploading the demo's to rapidshare? I have Shining, but can't find them anywhere else online.

[Syn_Gorey13]

man if i had fingers like alexi or janne i could do all types of things :p:.......
....(watchin clash of booze brothers btw)......

now back to my duties.................. :dance:

[kinzoku]

i already uploaded the Shining demo, just post or pm asking and il pm you a link. since its probably a violation posting them here.

[plectrum911]

Thanks vittu. Would anyone know where to get clash of the booze bros. tabs? its i bit tricky to do it by ear. . .

[SynGates7X]

i already uploaded the Shining demo, just post or pm asking and il pm you a link. since its probably a violation posting them here.
I have Shining already. I need the other two.

[Defy]

THE KING RETURNS! *forces self not to make Lord of the Rings or Elvis joke*

There is no way to take my crown. I killed all others, plus I have my army growing...its up to 4 now :D
Me, Defy is my queen/bride/thingy, CodySG is my pet, and Syn_Gorey13 is my jester.
Surrender or forever be damned! ALL OF YOU!

I don't remember agreeing to my part in this. :p:

Honestly I think the whole King thing is ridiculous. Everyone should retract their claims and let me be king. ...kidding ;) Or am I?

[kinzoku]

if any one's good at tabbing , it would be awesome if you could tab some inearthed songs, you cant find any tabs online.

[Shinozoku]

THE KING RETURNS! *forces self not to make Lord of the Rings or Elvis joke*

There is no way to take my crown. I killed all others, plus I have my army growing...its up to 4 now :D
Me, Defy is my queen/bride/thingy, CodySG is my pet, and Syn_Gorey13 is my jester.
Surrender or forever be damned! ALL OF YOU!
I still kinda exist as a demon-posessed ghost that lives in Cody's pants. And I'm eyeing yours at the moment for my next inhabitance...

[SynGates7X]

I'd offer mine as a home, but sadly I do not wear pants.

[Magero]

I don't remember agreeing to my part in this. :p:

Honestly I think the whole King thing is ridiculous. Everyone should retract their claims and let me be king. ...kidding ;) Or am I?

You made a claim as queen...and since I'm king, I just connected the dots.

I still kinda exist as a demon-posessed ghost that lives in Cody's pants. And I'm eyeing yours at the moment for my next inhabitance...

If you stay in Cody's pants until I say, I will officially recruit you as a peasant...chances of promotion are slim, but who knows.... :D

I'd offer mine as a home, but sadly I do not wear pants.

Care to be recruited to my army? Say yes for entry level prizes ;)

[Shinozoku]

Whoot! Imma pant-Peasant!

[CodySG]

Well, looks like I have a peasant living in my pants o.O...

...

I expect rent...just to let you know.

[SynGates7X]

Care to be recruited to my army? Say yes for entry level prizes ;)
You know it.

[Syn_Gorey13]

Well, looks like I have a peasant living in my pants o.O...

...

I expect rent...just to let you know.


he's a peasant he cant afford it!

[plectrum911]

Im glad i didnt have to get into a dudes pants to be a peasant. . .that would have sucked, literally

[lanzaa]

this thread is really something else :eek:

[mr kipling]

THE KING RETURNS! *forces self not to make Lord of the Rings or Elvis joke*

There is no way to take my crown. I killed all others, plus I have my army growing...its up to 4 now :D
Me, Defy is my queen/bride/thingy, CodySG is my pet, and Syn_Gorey13 is my jester.
Surrender or forever be damned! ALL OF YOU!
I'm your minstrel. End of.

[Vittu0666]

if any one's good at tabbing , it would be awesome if you could tab some inearthed songs, you cant find any tabs online.
Now THAT...is a challenge. I would buddy, if I had a guitar tuned down to C# :(. (All of my guitars are Floyd equipped.) My bandmates and I have been talking about covering an Inearthed song. Alexi would hate us :p:

[Shinozoku]

Well, looks like I have a peasant living in my pants o.O...

...

I expect rent...just to let you know.
:o of course!

I'll pay you with a swift kick in the nuts!!
Now THAT...is a challenge. I would buddy, if I had a guitar tuned down to C# :(. (All of my guitars are Floyd equipped.) My bandmates and I have been talking about covering an Inearthed song. Alexi would hate us :p:
I can tune my EDWARDS ALEXI LAIHO ARROWHEAD down to C# and give it a shot. Not garunteeing results though. Besides, my band usually plays in that tuning anyway.

[kradamek]

this thread is really something else :eek:

yup u got that right. were not even talkin about CoB anymore which happens to be one of my favourite bands...EVER!

[Vittu0666]

I wish Alexi would go back to writing the way he did with Inearthed...It was more melodic and at the same time heavier.

[wintee_madness]

:o of course!

I'll pay you with a swift kick in the nuts!!

I can tune my EDWARDS ALEXI LAIHO ARROWHEAD down to C# and give it a shot. Not garunteeing results though. Besides, my band usually plays in that tuning anyway.

Just rub it in even more that you have the arrowhead :p:

[Shinozoku]

Just rub it in even more that you have the arrowhead :p:
The Edwards Arrowhead... :(

With it's 5 seconds of sustain... Something I really didn't notice for a long time because I was just practicing sweeps and fast rythyms. Then I read somewhere on UG here tha Edwards guitars tend to be lacking in sustain....

Would have been nice to know, considering I LIKE LONG NOTES..... Now I gotta crank my ****ty amp up (making it sound ****tier) untill it goes into feedback to sustain my notes.



....... *rub,rub,rub...*

[Magero]

I'm your minstrel. End of.

Deal. I'm really aquiring a decent army. Wife/Queen, Pet, 3 peasants, a minstrel....I rule :cool: Need more people...can't conquer Spain with this....although once COB releases new stuff, I will relinquish my power and bow down....till the next lull.... :D

[Vittu0666]

The Edwards Arrowhead... :(

With it's 5 seconds of sustain... Something I really didn't notice for a long time because I was just practicing sweeps and fast rythyms. Then I read somewhere on UG here tha Edwards guitars tend to be lacking in sustain....

Would have been nice to know, considering I LIKE LONG NOTES..... Now I gotta crank my ****ty amp up (making it sound ****tier) untill it goes into feedback to sustain my notes.



....... *rub,rub,rub...*
Wow...That's making me sort of change my decision on my Edwards...Then again, due to recent events, I don't think I'll be getting one anytime soon.

[fretburner214]

they would a lot better if they got rid of their keyboard player, imo. and never replaced him.


Janne is a great keyboard player and it sounds good when alexi and janne
do double parts, he should stay.

[Guitarplaya27]

hey can someone crit my

Punch Me I bleed cover?
the link is
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=698315

[Syn_Gorey13]

how can some one say that janne isn't awesome!?!?!?1

him and alexi combines = something that is beyond words to explain

:headbang:

[Defy]

how can some one say that janne isn't awesome!?!?!?1

him and alexi combines = something that is beyond words to explain

:headbang:

:eek: If anyone EVER says Janne isn't awesome, let me know so I can kick his/her ass. Hard.

[Shinozoku]

We got off topic from my guitar!!! Which you can find a review on located at the front page :D GO READ IT AND COMMENT!!!!



:p: Alexi and Janne pwn ur faces

[Magero]

:eek: If anyone EVER says Janne isn't awesome, let me know so I can kick his/her ass. Hard.

A dude at my TAFE said "Bodom are good, but the gay keys solo's get annoying".....I threw a desk at him....

[Syn_Gorey13]

^ :haha good

[Magero]

Exactly. I didn't get my crown by being a pussy. Someone disses COB, I SMACK 'EM DOWN FOO'!

[Shinozoku]

So... how did he respond to that face-desk interaction?

[Defy]

A dude at my TAFE said "Bodom are good, but the gay keys solo's get annoying".....I threw a desk at him....

You are my hero. I love you. That is all.

We got off topic from my guitar!!! Which you can find a review on located at the front page GO READ IT AND COMMENT!!!!



Alexi and Janne pwn ur faces

Your guitar is my hero. I love your guitar. That is all.

[Waterboy799]

^stop whoring yourself to the br00talz

[SynGates7X]

br00tal whore............

EDIT: wow.........whore is censored now......lame

[Defy]

^stop whoring yourself to the br00talz

You quit first, and set an example for me. :D

[Syn_Gorey13]

any topic relating to children of bodom will not be found in this thread sorry :p:

[Magero]

So... how did he respond to that face-desk interaction?
With mild confusion and yelping. Then with "What the fuck?!". I (justly so) told him his crime. He did not repent, but did not blaspheme more.
:D
*Feels loved by all*

[Waterboy799]

You quit first, and set an example for me. :D

i.....i....



can't

[CodySG]

I love my penis.

I like it because I am TEH BEAST!!!!!1one1!1!1!11!!eleven!!11on!!!!1!!!1!

I'm high :( I'm weatching a movie about big mean doogies :D they eatz teh peoplz!!!

I love Children of Bodom!

I ****ING LOVE COLOURING!

[rockergurl09]

Wow, this thread gets more and more random by the week!

[Vittu0666]

I hope Bodom hurries up and finishes this album. But then again, I don't want it to be rushed. So I hope they take their time? I'M SO CONFUSED!

[Syn_Gorey13]

yea you really cant win either way :p:

i think we just needa sit back, relax and watch cody be a random **** :p:

[Guitarplaya27]

K i have to say this
this will be my third time listening to Stokholm Live!
im super impressed and i love how they intertwined Bodom after midnight and bodom beach terror
awesome!

[CodySG]

Si!

I need a new disk, I've watched mine too many times and it's kind of scratched up and skips in a few places :(

[Guitarplaya27]

lol haha mine will be like that in a while

can i part of the hatecrew? i havnt been on in forever but i love Bodom

[Vittu0666]

K i have to say this
this will be my third time listening to Stokholm Live!
im super impressed and i love how they intertwined Bodom after midnight and bodom beach terror
awesome!
Probably one of the best parts IMO.

[Syn_Gorey13]

yea that is an amzing concert i love downfall so good and hate me!..ahhhh

tis amazing :headbang:

[eviledge87]

I hope Bodom hurries up and finishes this album. But then again, I don't want it to be rushed. So I hope they take their time? I'M SO CONFUSED!
ive heard it's supposed to be out soemtime soon after the new year

[ParkerScks]

this band rock live i saw em at the unholey aliance in manchester it was ****ing awsome. lahaio one of my favorite players and all i have to say is why do people always slate are you ded yet? it was kinda expected from hate crew death roll that they were gunna go into more of a plain metal sound i think that since they have been touring with less death metal bands and more metal bands that u wuld see it coming but they still have there old touch i love there new stuff and old **** too it all rocks and i cant wait to hear the new album!

[im_hungry]

I hope their new album doesn't suck.


6000th post!

[Rocking-Rob]

your 6001 actually :p:

but it shouldn't suck, personally AYDY for me didn't suck, it was good, not as good as earlier albums but still good.

[wintee_madness]

^ the only CoB song i've listened to in teh past two months is AYDY... i kinda got over them

[Shinozoku]

Nuuuu :( You don't get over Bodom! My frikkin friend thinks he's getting burnt out on them.. Although last night we DID play every one of thier albums that I have (Hatebreeder through AYDY) in one night....

[CodySG]

Just stop listening for a while. Bring yourself to other music, then late one night you'll be bored...searching your music, find some Bodom and think. "Damn! I haven't listened to them in a while!" and put it on. Boom, insta fandom again.

[Guitarplaya27]

lol that happened to me
i got a guitar
tuned it to Drop C

and played Bodom
now i love them again!

[Shadow_punkrock]

oh yea

[Syn_Gorey13]

Just stop listening for a while. Bring yourself to other music, then late one night you'll be bored...searching your music, find some Bodom and think. "Damn! I haven't listened to them in a while!" and put it on. Boom, insta fandom again.

woah....cody said something meanigfulll AND that made sense :eek:
thats a first :p:

anyways personally i think AYDY had some good songs on it like aydy and
were not gonna fall so it wasn't a total dissapointment, i think the new
cd is gonna kick ass though :D

[Magero]

Lord Magero has returned. No news of Bodom to be relayed....Servants! ASSEMBLE!

[Rocking-Rob]

Nuuuu :( You don't get over Bodom! My frikkin friend thinks he's getting burnt out on them.. Although last night we DID play every one of thier albums that I have (Hatebreeder through AYDY) in one night....

:eek: you don't have something wild! get it, get it now!