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Delanoir
08-14-2008, 09:24 PM
SOMETHING WILD IS TEH BEST ALBUM EVAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**** YOU POSERS WHO LIKE HATEBREEDER AND ARE YOU DEAD YET!!!
I WILL ONE DAY HAVE NON-CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A MEMBER OF BODOM!!!

ZOMG!!!!111 ALEKSI's tongie is purpl! IS HE SICKKK!? or is is just grape juice LOL?

- Actual quote from the forum. I'm not kidding.

TheMantipede
08-14-2008, 09:25 PM
ZOMG!!!!111 ALEKSI's tongie is purpl! IS HE SICKKK!? or is is just grape juice LOL?

- Actual quote from the forum. I'm not kidding.
Dear god, that is hilarious. :haha:haha:haha

Rengori
08-14-2008, 09:28 PM
ZOMG!!!!111 ALEKSI's tongie is purpl! IS HE SICKKK!? or is is just grape juice LOL?

- Actual quote from the forum. I'm not kidding.
...Wow.

Just wow.

If there is a god, he either has a twisted mind or the best sense of humor an omnipotent being can possibly have.

:haha

rwalby9
08-14-2008, 09:30 PM
Anyways..

Who ordered their tickets for the upcoming tour already!?!

I did =D

TheMantipede
08-14-2008, 09:35 PM
I got mine a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure what to expect from the crowds...I guess that there will be those people only there for BTBAM, those only there for TBDM, and those only there for Bodom...I'm actually a bit nervous to try and get close to the stage for Bodom, a lot of people say that there are plenty of asses at their concerts.

Rengori
08-14-2008, 09:43 PM
I got mine a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure what to expect from the crowds...I guess that there will be those people only there for BTBAM, those only there for TBDM, and those only there for Bodom...I'm actually a bit nervous to try and get close to the stage for Bodom, a lot of people say that there are plenty of asses at their concerts.
Just tell them that there's porn of Alexi in the back.

TheMantipede
08-14-2008, 09:45 PM
Just tell them that there's porn of Alexi in the back.
:haha Will do.

Vittu0666
08-14-2008, 11:54 PM
^I'm so gonna sig that.
Haha! Sick. Aww...Now I miss being in damn near everyone's sig from the Bodom thread. :(
:rolleyes:


.....



:facepalm:

I can't believe I'm a part of this thread.
Welcome to the true nature of the Bodom forum. :)
Oh dear God... What this thread has become. :haha
It's amazing, isn't it?

CodySG
08-15-2008, 12:22 AM
I love Bodom.

They should make another video...

Or give me all of their guitars.

I remember first time I saw them, me and my friend where just shouting "Throw us your guitar!" it was 'larious.

Delanoir
08-15-2008, 01:04 AM
Ok, this doesn't really have to do with Bodom at all, except that Skwisgaar was based on Alexi Laiho... but I thought this was hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIf6Z4cOQSA

Skwisgaar lesson from Guitar World teaching how to play the solo from the Duncan Hills Jingle.

My favorite quote was,

Pretty clean sounding, hey? But some peoples comes up to me and says "HEY SKWISGAAR! I'm pretty good at sweep arpeggio! Checks it out!"

*crap sweep*

But the truth is, no. You are not. You are a liar. Go homes and and takes a shower and wash the shames off of you. Because you suck. You can't do it.

TheMantipede
08-15-2008, 01:13 AM
^ I remember watching that. Favorite part was Skwisgaar talking about the tuning.
"So you knows this is in the Drop D tuning which is rare for me because I'm usually in the low C tuning."
On an unrelated note to the Dethklok video...
http://www.scythes-of-bodom.com/gfx/bodompedia/persons/jaska_raatikainen.jpg
"Nobody fucks with the Jaska."

Delanoir
08-15-2008, 01:17 AM
Jaska is a monster. Seriously, the man is a beast. Especially when he has a beard...

http://www.cobhc.com/gallery/london/london2b.jpg

ZylitoL
08-15-2008, 01:20 AM
^Janne has been packing on some weight.
Henkka looks like he's 18.
Jaska looks like the abominable snowman.

TheMantipede
08-15-2008, 01:25 AM
Janne: Dude did she just take her top off?
Alexi: ****in' **** yeah man!
Henkka: Maybe I'll ask her out for some coffee....
Jaska: The Jaska is not amused.

Delanoir
08-15-2008, 01:27 AM
Janne: Dude did she just take her top off?
Alexi: ****in' **** yeah man!
Henkka: Maybe I'll ask her out for some coffee....
Jaska: The Jaska is not amused.

Meanwhile, Roope is tapping that like an EVH solo.

TheMantipede
08-15-2008, 01:28 AM
Meanwhile, Roope is tapping that like an EVH solo.
He sets the example for men everywhere.

CodySG
08-15-2008, 02:28 AM
You know why?

Because he is Roope...and that's all you need to know...

TheMantipede
08-15-2008, 03:29 AM
Has anyone sent in a video for the Blooddrunk contest? My vote is for sale...let's start the bidding at $56.

Rengori
08-15-2008, 03:40 AM
I shall buy it but you will be charged a $56 processing fee and a $200 losing fee.

TheMantipede
08-15-2008, 03:42 AM
Sold!
Sucker....









Oh ****.

Delanoir
08-15-2008, 03:57 AM
Has anyone sent in a video for the Blooddrunk contest? My vote is for sale...let's start the bidding at $56.

I was thinking about it, and I still might.

But the only prize worth it is the Grand Prize (determined by the judges), and even then, the only part of the prize that's worth it is getting to meet and jam with the band.

Other than that, it's all crap.

1. All three winners get a guitar! ... Oh wait... the guitar is a USA ESP Alexi 200, a bare bones beginner guitar.

2. The Grand prize winner gets an amp! A Marshall! Oh wait... it's an MG 100DFX. Enough said.

3. All three winners get the entire CD catalougue! Oh wait... I already have all of them.

4. All three winners get money for Hot Topic! Sweet... it's... Hot... Topic...

5. All three winners get Bodom Merchandise! ... meh.

TheMantipede
08-15-2008, 04:04 AM
You get....e-peen?
Beating a bunch of kids trying to play it would be so...rewarding?

ShredtoBed
08-15-2008, 08:34 AM
I got mine a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure what to expect from the crowds...I guess that there will be those people only there for BTBAM, those only there for TBDM, and those only there for Bodom...I'm actually a bit nervous to try and get close to the stage for Bodom, a lot of people say that there are plenty of asses at their concerts.


Ill be there for all three :)

the memory
08-15-2008, 08:36 AM
Ill be there for all three :)
yeh i'd go for all 3 too, but its not in the uk.............. :(

TheUnholy
08-15-2008, 11:21 AM
Delanoir, you NEED to enter. Purely so that this thread can have a representative :p:

Delanoir
08-15-2008, 06:46 PM
Delanoir, you NEED to enter. Purely so that this thread can have a representative :p:

We'll see. ;)

And apparently, Jaska has his own new favorite shirt.

Drummers bang harder.

spartan 118
08-15-2008, 06:49 PM
Ill be there for all three :)

I really want to go that show, but it's hard trying to find a ride. :/

I'd be there for all three as well.

CodySG
08-15-2008, 11:47 PM
You can get the Drummers Bang Harder shirt at sikworld as well.

QUICK!!!!

Help me build my own Capitol One credit card!

I'll start with cash back! Add a low interest rate...

And slap a picture of Children of Bodom naked in the hot tube together on it!

Perfect!

TheMantipede
08-15-2008, 11:49 PM
^ Definitely the most homosexual thread thus far in the metal forum.

King ofKumbucha
08-16-2008, 12:02 AM
^ Definitely the most homosexual thread thus far in the metal forum.
When I said that you rolled your eyes... :haha

Delanoir
08-16-2008, 05:32 PM
Here are some scans of CoB in Japan, from BURRN magazine.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0003-1-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0002-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0005-1-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0001-2.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0009-2-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0012-1-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0006-1-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0010-1.jpg

Who else thinks Blacksmith (Henkka) is a pretty badass last name in metal?

TheMantipede
08-16-2008, 05:43 PM
^ On those last couple, Alexi looks, for lack of a better term, like a wigger, and Roope looks like he should be riding a Harley.
However, Blacksmith is indeed a badass name.

fbeckinsale
08-16-2008, 05:56 PM
awesome pics

Vittu0666
08-16-2008, 08:47 PM
Haha, I love how Alexi is wearing an Eazy-E shirt. That'd be pretty sick if he was helping promote his new album.

Sto0pidisStupid
08-16-2008, 09:35 PM
I remember when Bodom used to be one of the best Melodic Death Metal bands around, then they made AYDY? and sold-out.

I have not even bought Blooddrunk yet, I heard "Blooddrunk" and thought it was horrible, but a definite upgrade from AYDY? Can someone recommend me a song from Blooddrunk that I might like? I'm thinking about picking up the album tonight. I need to complete my Children of Bodom CD collection.

Don't get me wrong, Guys 'N Gals, Bodom's first four albums are pure ear masturbation.

Delanoir
08-16-2008, 09:49 PM
I remember when Bodom used to be one of the best Melodic Death Metal bands around, then they made AYDY? and sold-out.

I have not even bought Blooddrunk yet, I heard "Blooddrunk" and thought it was horrible, but a definite upgrade from AYDY? Can someone recommend me a song from Blooddrunk that I might like? I'm thinking about picking up the album tonight. I need to complete my Children of Bodom CD collection.

Don't get me wrong, Guys 'N Gals, Bodom's first four albums are pure ear masturbation.

Of course! Because they had a change of style, they must have sold out. :rolleyes:

Grow up. Just because you don't like something, doesn't mean it's selling out or even bad. It just means it's not the kind of music you like, and we all have different tastes. Bodom have always been slowly progressing into more of a heavy metal band.

In my opinion if you liked HCDR, you'll like Blooddrunk. To me, as I've mentioned in the past and still believe, it's the most like that album.

Banned from Heaven is a good song, if you like Everytime I Die and Angel's Don't Kill. One Day You Will Cry is one of my personal favorites. Hellhounds on My Trail is pretty fast and intense. Tie My Rope is great, I personally love the build up into the orgasmic solo, which is one of my favorite Alexi solos, ever.

Sto0pidisStupid
08-16-2008, 09:57 PM
Exactly, dude ... They changed their sound to attract even more fans. Bodom were a damn good underground metal band who relied on their music to gain fans. Since their music wasn't considered mainstream worthy, they changed their sound (usually a downgrade) to attract even more fans. AYDY? is such a horrible album. I can't make it passed one song without getting bored.

Perpetual Burn
08-16-2008, 10:17 PM
Exactly, dude ... They changed their sound to attract even more fans. Bodom were a damn good underground metal band who relied on their music to gain fans. Since their music wasn't considered mainstream worthy, they changed their sound (usually a downgrade) to attract even more fans. AYDY? is such a horrible album. I can't make it passed one song without getting bored.

eh?

Delanoir
08-16-2008, 10:54 PM
Exactly, dude ... They changed their sound to attract even more fans. Bodom were a damn good underground metal band who relied on their music to gain fans. Since their music wasn't considered mainstream worthy, they changed their sound (usually a downgrade) to attract even more fans. AYDY? is such a horrible album. I can't make it passed one song without getting bored.

They did? Really? Did Alexi tell you that?

They've always been getting progressively more popular. And Alexi's move towards a thrashier sound already started showing heavily on HCDR, and a much larger leap with AYDY.

Bodom haven't been underground for a very long time. They just haven't been that well known in the United States. And it wasn't until AYDY that this changed. Why? Probably just because the thrashier side is something american metal fans are more familiar with than melodic death metal and neoclassical.

But Bodom didn't just suddenly change with AYDY, it's been progressive. So you can't say it was this 180 degree turn around for new fans.

Not to mention Alexi recorded that album not long after breaking three bones in his wrist. Because of that, it took him a while to fully recover. It probably would have been this way anyway, to some degree, but it really put him in the position to cut down on the leads and keep it very rhythm-centric, which is one of the only real differences. If you pay attention to them, the rhythm guitars are amazing.

Janne also simply took less of a lead role and added more to the atmospheric side. There's actually more keyboards there than any other Bodom album. It just wasn't in the same way.

King ofKumbucha
08-16-2008, 11:01 PM
I remember when Bodom used to be one of the best Melodic Death Metal bands around, then they made AYDY? and sold-out.

I have not even bought Blooddrunk yet, I heard "Blooddrunk" and thought it was horrible, but a definite upgrade from AYDY? Can someone recommend me a song from Blooddrunk that I might like? I'm thinking about picking up the album tonight. I need to complete my Children of Bodom CD collection.

Don't get me wrong, Guys 'N Gals, Bodom's first four albums are pure ear masturbation.
Eh, don't get me wrong, I see what you're saying but I don't think they intentionally sold out. I think Alexi just started writing simpler music. Not his fault, not intentional. It's simply what he felt like doing. I do agree that the first THREE albums were amazing examples of neoclassical inspired melodic death(I can't stand HCDR) and that the rest since then have been ****, I can't fault them for changing styles. I just don't listen to those albums.


Not to mention Alexi recorded that album not long after breaking three bones in his wrist. Because of that, it took him a while to fully recover. It probably would have been this way anyway, to some degree, but it really put him in the position to cut down on the leads and keep it very rhythm-centric, which is one of the only real differences. If you pay attention to them, the rhythm guitars are amazing.
That doesn't make much sense to me either. How is rhythm easier on the wrist?

Delanoir
08-17-2008, 05:01 AM
Eh, don't get me wrong, I see what you're saying but I don't think they intentionally sold out. I think Alexi just started writing simpler music. Not his fault, not intentional. It's simply what he felt like doing. I do agree that the first THREE albums were amazing examples of neoclassical inspired melodic death(I can't stand HCDR) and that the rest since then have been ****, I can't fault them for changing styles. I just don't listen to those albums.


Simpler? Sure in certain ways. Overall, I would agree.

And I'm sure you meant this without saying it, but remember that just because it's a different style (and one you personally don't really like) doesn't mean that it therefor inherently sucks.


That doesn't make much sense to me either. How is rhythm easier on the wrist?

Well, he of course couldn't play at all until it healed. But Alexi has said that at the time, the injury restricted his range of movement for a while afterwards.

TheMantipede
08-17-2008, 05:05 AM
Damn...only 3 weeks and 4 days since our last Old vs. New thing. Well enough I suppose.

CodySG
08-17-2008, 05:50 AM
New and Old shall mate and create!

...

MANUOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ph34r

Delanoir
08-17-2008, 06:34 AM
New and Old shall mate and create!


http://a882.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_58afd13973abec06f047e375efc26c09.jpg

It's time to party.

TheMantipede
08-17-2008, 06:42 AM
^ ....
Hell yes?

Cobain_Is_King
08-17-2008, 08:01 AM
The green haired one turns me on :(

King ofKumbucha
08-17-2008, 12:18 PM
And I'm sure you meant this without saying it, but remember that just because it's a different style (and one you personally don't really like) doesn't mean that it therefor inherently sucks.

Thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt. :cheers:

DIV ON!
08-17-2008, 12:28 PM
alexi rules

ibanez_player1
08-17-2008, 04:29 PM
i thought it said that this is for people that like CoB?have the posts on this thread are anti-bodom.
anyways,CoB rocks

Rengori
08-17-2008, 06:50 PM
The green haired one turns me on :(
That's better than the other one turning you on. :haha

TheMantipede
08-17-2008, 09:12 PM
That's better than the other one turning you on. :haha
Yet for this thread it would be normal for the middle one to turn someone on.... :p:

Portuguese_boy
08-17-2008, 09:19 PM
Yea, CoB pretty much owns.

I haz teh Silent Night Bodom Night cover on my profile if you guy want to check it out.

Oh and I also think (contrary to many people here) that AYDY is a masterpiece.

Vittu0666
08-17-2008, 09:49 PM
http://a882.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_58afd13973abec06f047e375efc26c09.jpg

It's time to party.
That chick in the middle is pretty hot.

TheMantipede
08-18-2008, 03:56 AM
I'd like to take this time to possibly turn this thread into a tribute to Roope's mustache.

http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Ex_Plosivo/scan0012-1-1.jpg?t=1219041965

It's so damn majestic, it goes down to his neck. Still on the subject, this video might provide entertaining to some. Mustache. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ypgv4B2P1c)

There are a lot of other mustache related video I could link...but I'll keep it somewhat concise. Also, lulz at the homosexual overtones of my post while I make fun of others that do the same...

Delanoir
08-18-2008, 07:09 AM
I wish I could grow a mustache... or facial hair at all... and I'm 21 in less than a month...

:sad:

I just get pretty scruffy.

the memory
08-18-2008, 08:45 AM
yah same, i get hair like....under my chin and at the edge/side of my face
but like NO moustache

i wouldn't grow a tache though

Shinozoku
08-18-2008, 01:30 PM
I wish I could grow a mustache... or facial hair at all... and I'm 21 in less than a month...

:sad:

I just get pretty scruffy.
Shave every day, it'll eventually thicken up.

necroscience13
08-18-2008, 01:53 PM
Korea 2001
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8019900614513956074&q=children+of+bodom+duration%3Along&total=21&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4

Nosturi
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7657302946193231981&q=children+of+bodom+duration%3Along&total=21&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2

Tuska 2003
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7633640539348239044&q=tuska+2003&total=70&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

the memory
08-18-2008, 02:57 PM
FTW in direction of the korea vid
i've never seen the whole gig

ZylitoL
08-18-2008, 03:16 PM
Sick Korean gig! How the **** did Bodom in 2001 get that kind of coverage on Mnet?

I also heard Alexi got super pissed cuz not enough people came or something and said he'll never come back to Korea. Makes me wonder judging from that vid..

2001 + Korea + Bodom = Mnet prof. vid treatment + a solid number of fans? That sounds like a luxury if anything...

Delanoir
08-18-2008, 04:14 PM
Damn! Thanks for those vides.

Sick Korean gig! How the **** did Bodom in 2001 get that kind of coverage on Mnet?

I also heard Alexi got super pissed cuz not enough people came or something and said he'll never come back to Korea. Makes me wonder judging from that vid..

2001 + Korea + Bodom = Mnet prof. vid treatment + a solid number of fans? That sounds like a luxury if anything...

It's probably just a false rumor.

ZylitoL
08-18-2008, 05:12 PM
^That's what I'm assuming.

But really, he should come back to Korea, for his own sake. The CoB fanbase has gotten quite huge, and a single gig @ Seoul would attract more than enough people to fill a decent sized club.

Delanoir
08-18-2008, 05:20 PM
That Seoul gig was so amazing...

It reminds me of how great their older material is (not that I ever forgot) and how Janne really needs to bust out the keytar again. It makes me sad because sometimes it looks like he used to have so much more fun, and now just looks bored or drunk a lot more.

TheMantipede
08-18-2008, 05:24 PM
Janne looks so different now though. Back in Hatebreeder/Something Wild era he looked like some sort of closet mass-murderer. Now he looks like everyone else in COB.

yoozum
08-18-2008, 05:31 PM
That Seoul gig was so amazing...

.


I also love the Seoul gig because it had a great setlist and the only live Kissing the Shadows performance that I've seen on YouTube, though Alexi had a lot of difficulty with that solo live.

Delanoir
08-19-2008, 05:52 AM
Motherfucking Bodom.

Okay I've had a few drinks.

TheMantipede
08-19-2008, 05:53 AM
^ You're more and more like Alexi every day...

Rengori
08-19-2008, 06:01 AM
Motherfucking Bodom.

Okay I've had a few drinks.
You're a suprisingly graceful typist when drunk.

Vittu0666
08-19-2008, 08:43 AM
You're a suprisingly graceful typist when drunk.
It's not too difficult to type well while drunk. I've posted bulletins on MySpace while drunk and that's one thing that everyone keeps telling me. "Wow, you type well when drunk!"

the memory
08-19-2008, 09:33 AM
You're a suprisingly graceful typist when drunk.
it probably took him half an hour to type and re-type without mistakes ;)

Delanoir
08-19-2008, 02:17 PM
^ You're more and more like Alexi every day...

Why, thank you ;)

it probably took him half an hour to type and re-type without mistakes ;)

Ssssssshhhhh....

Shinozoku
08-19-2008, 04:44 PM
GAH! I just stabbed myself in the face with a pencil :(

TheMantipede
08-19-2008, 04:57 PM
GAH! I just stabbed myself in the face with a pencil :(
I just got the image in my head from "The Dark Knight" where the Joker puts the pencil on the table and slams the guy's face on it. I cringed a bit.

Shinozoku
08-19-2008, 07:35 PM
I just got the image in my head from "The Dark Knight" where the Joker puts the pencil on the table and slams the guy's face on it. I cringed a bit.
LMAO!!!

*waves hands around* And... it's.. GONE!!!!!

But no xD

Anyway, had anybody noticed of the 33 videos submitted so far, only one has a positive score, and it's that Indian (sorry if I got it wrong) guy with the Epiphone G-400? xD

Rengori
08-19-2008, 10:19 PM
GAH! I just stabbed myself in the face with a pencil :(
I almost stabbed myself in the face with a knife from opening a UPS box once. Not from the actual cutting the tape off the box part, I'm not stupid enough to cut towards myself, but I am however stupid enough to forget I'm holding a knife when opening a box.

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 03:19 AM
Guys... I can totally fuck this fucking hot ass girl that I know from highschool. But she just broke up with her boyfriend today and is super vulnerable right now and isn't sure if she's ready...

Do I get on that with my fuckingucking sixpounder while trashed lost and strung out for some hatebreeding bed of nails action or what... I don't really know...

****..l this took me like an hour to type right. ****.

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 03:26 AM
By the way this is her...

http://a145.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_7ca9b0fe390c98cf75045156e824ead8.jpg

http://a359.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_ea49c8197c6e1aeee4157538a1bf9386.jpg

http://a371.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_66e30e8e0dfae321ac9fdd7731d7de52.jpg

http://a799.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_ade14a0e1e84e610805a4066506c8476.jpg

yeah...

EDIT: This realize now that this isn't the Pit, but I'm kind of out of it right now...

TheMantipede
08-20-2008, 03:29 AM
What is this, the Pit?
Anyways....
I'd say no...
But this is UG, so I'll give you a pit-response.
PEE IN HR BUTT!
/load the sixpounder.

Alter-Bridge
08-20-2008, 03:46 AM
Damn, amazingly, she's hotter than Alexi.

the6black6halo6
08-20-2008, 08:11 AM
Yea, CoB pretty much owns.

I haz teh Silent Night Bodom Night cover on my profile if you guy want to check it out.

Oh and I also think (contrary to many people here) that AYDY is a masterpiece.

AYDY - Are Your Dicks Yard-long?

Worst album by COB.

Go HAtecrew!!

whalepudding
08-20-2008, 08:16 AM
AYDY - Are Your Dicks Yard-long?

Worst album by COB.
Worst fake acronym.

the memory
08-20-2008, 08:19 AM
I just got the image in my head from "The Dark Knight" where the Joker puts the pencil on the table and slams the guy's face on it. I cringed a bit.
ahahaha nice ;)

somebody i know asked "where did the pencil go?" when they saw it
i nearly beat them

kenan6346
08-20-2008, 08:27 AM
By the way this is her...

http://a145.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_7ca9b0fe390c98cf75045156e824ead8.jpg

http://a359.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_ea49c8197c6e1aeee4157538a1bf9386.jpg

http://a371.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_66e30e8e0dfae321ac9fdd7731d7de52.jpg

http://a799.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_ade14a0e1e84e610805a4066506c8476.jpg

yeah...

EDIT: This realize now that this isn't the Pit, but I'm kind of out of it right now...

**** she is so hot, I'm speechless...I'd say go for it but the 10 commandments say otherwise, so do what you want

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 08:54 AM
What is this, the Pit?
Anyways....
I'd say no...
But this is UG, so I'll give you a pit-response.
PEE IN HR BUTT!
/load the sixpounder.

That one's a keeper. :haha

Damn, amazingly, she's hotter than Alexi.

Almost.

...Yeah she is. :sad:

**** she is so hot, I'm speechless...I'd say go for it but the 10 commandments say otherwise, so do what you want

She flashed me, walked around in her underwear (just around me and her girl friend), and gave me a kiss for chocolate. All her idea.

ahahaha nice ;)

somebody i know asked "where did the pencil go?" when they saw it
i nearly beat them

I would have too.

TheUnholy
08-20-2008, 09:17 AM
I think you should have a Silent Night...











....In Her Face.

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 09:20 AM
I think you should have a Silent Night...

....In Her Face.

:haha

...I'll show her Chokehold Cocked 'n Loaded.

Portuguese_boy
08-20-2008, 10:26 AM
:haha

...I'll show her Chokehold Cocked 'n Loaded.

or gave her a Triple Corpse Hammerblow.

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 10:39 AM
or gave her a Triple Corpse Hammerblow.

Yeah, I'll give her taste of my... scythe...

Portuguese_boy
08-20-2008, 10:42 AM
Yeah, I'll give her taste of my... scythe...

Yes, do her in the Bed of Razors.

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 10:45 AM
Yes, do her in the Bed of Razors.

I'll show her a little Northern Comfort, and we'll be Banned from Heaven.

Portuguese_boy
08-20-2008, 10:50 AM
I'll show her a little Northern Comfort, and we'll be Banned from Heaven.


RAPE HER IN THE SHADOWS!!

the memory
08-20-2008, 10:59 AM
Yes, do her in the Bed of Razors.
ow.......

Warlock08
08-20-2008, 11:23 AM
I like Follow The Reaper a lot (that is when I'm in good mood), but I was quite disappointed with Are You Dead Yet?...

has anyone seen the video to In Your Face? terrible...

I ****ing Love In Your Face!
Its All down to opinion though..
Whos with me?
=]

Shinozoku
08-20-2008, 12:37 PM
LMAO!!! This thread is so skitzo xD

Portuguese_boy
08-20-2008, 01:11 PM
I ****ing Love In Your Face!
Its All down to opinion though..
Whos with me?
=]

I am, but i like almost 95% of all CoB songs.

the memory
08-20-2008, 06:37 PM
"In September 2002, Alexi's custom Jackson guitars (one of them bearing the famous "Wildchild" sticker) were stolen by an unidentified thief while he was asleep with Latvala after a night partying"

have i read into that too much.........

"he was asleep WITH latvala".....................
hahaa

TheMantipede
08-20-2008, 08:19 PM
The more disturbing part is I don't think Roope was in the band till '03....

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 08:39 PM
My Alexi impression

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/MNlaiho.jpg

AmIdoinitright?

TheMantipede
08-20-2008, 08:43 PM
Edit: I'll do something anyways in MS paint...gimme a minute.

Rengori
08-20-2008, 08:44 PM
AmIdoinitright?Depends on how gay the reaction of the forum is.

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 08:55 PM
Edit: I'll do something anyways in MS paint...gimme a minute.

Oh no... :haha

Depends on how gay the reaction of the forum is.

At least this isn't the Official COBHC forums. :p:

I realize now that I forgot eyeliner, but oh well. I don't even own any.

Rengori
08-20-2008, 08:56 PM
I think those bags under your eyes will pass. :haha

TheMantipede
08-20-2008, 08:58 PM
Here's my commentary on that picture....

http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Ex_Plosivo/MNlaiho.jpg?t=1219276687

MakeItWitChu
08-20-2008, 10:48 PM
I ****ing Love In Your Face!
Its All down to opinion though..
Whos with me?
=]
Me, i liked the Are You Dead Yet album... then again i love every single one of their albums sooo..

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 10:51 PM
That's great Mantipede. :haha

Me, i liked the Are You Dead Yet album... then again i love every single one of their albums sooo..

I loved it too, personally. There are a lot of, in my opinion, overlooked and underrated songs on that album.

shenanigans
08-20-2008, 10:51 PM
My Alexi impression

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/MNlaiho.jpg

AmIdoinitright?

Ha, damn dude I think if Alexi were to stumble one night on these forums and see some of your pictures, he'd **** bricks.

HENKKA!!!! ROOPE!!!!! WHAT THE **** MAN IT'S ME!!!

MakeItWitChu
08-20-2008, 11:00 PM
That's great Mantipede. :haha



I loved it too, personally. There are a lot of, in my opinion, overlooked and underrated songs on that album.
Yeah, i liked it when i heard it, i was surprised about all the hate over it.

TheMantipede
08-20-2008, 11:31 PM
^ All of the songs past "In Your Face" don't do it for me, but still the first 6 are quite enjoyable..."If You Want Peace..." has some pretty kickass guitar solos in it.

Delanoir
08-20-2008, 11:52 PM
Ha, damn dude I think if Alexi were to stumble one night on these forums and see some of your pictures, he'd **** bricks.

HENKKA!!!! ROOPE!!!!! WHAT THE **** MAN IT'S ME!!!

:haha

If only I could grow the little goatee patch.

^ All of the songs past "In Your Face" don't do it for me, but still the first 6 are quite enjoyable..."If You Want Peace..." has some pretty kickass guitar solos in it.

I more or less agree, but with the exception of Trashed Lost & Strungout.

And If You Want Peace has that pretty ballsy intro/main riff that rips away at the Low C.

TheMantipede
08-21-2008, 12:00 AM
I guess as an album the songs all just don't go together so well...
For example, Living Dead Beat is a real key-board heavy song, which goes into Are You Dead Yet? which barely uses any keys and is a lot heavier, and then right after that it's just a shredfest with If You Want Peace...

I agree with shenanigans however...you should grow a goatee, post a pic of you with it on the UM forums. Janne might just happen to be browsing and see you. Drunk as he always seems to be, he'd probably just assume it was you.

TheUnholy
08-21-2008, 09:04 AM
I loved AYDY ...mind you, people generally love the first album by a band they hear, and AYDY was the first full CoB album I heard.

Gregoric
08-21-2008, 01:13 PM
I really liked AYDY as well but after hearing the others it's not my favourite anymore, my favs are probs FTR, HCDR and Blooddrunk atm

Delanoir
08-21-2008, 03:29 PM
I loved AYDY ...mind you, people generally love the first album by a band they hear, and AYDY was the first full CoB album I heard.

I think I heard Follow the Reaper first...

Every Time I Die was my first Bodom song, and it's still one of my favorites.

WILDWAYNE001
08-21-2008, 04:13 PM
The first song I heard by Bodom was Bed of Razors and its my favorite... I'm not sure about the whole album thing lol I got all of them the same day sooo idk...

the memory
08-21-2008, 04:42 PM
hate me was the first song i heard, but hatebreeder is probably my fav album
it used to be follow the reaper though

P1ayingW1thF1re
08-21-2008, 06:12 PM
Hatebreeder is my favorite album too. Followed by Follow the Reaper.

TheMantipede
08-21-2008, 08:21 PM
So, how's about the Kuoppala fellow?

Delanoir
08-21-2008, 08:28 PM
So, how's about the Kuoppala fellow?

Meh.

I prefer the Latvala, hands down.

the memory
08-21-2008, 09:31 PM
i think latvala is a bit more kinda thrashy styled?
where alexander was more kinda into neoclassical

i love them both though!

bahamut712
08-21-2008, 09:54 PM
Hope it's third time lucky
fwibble, i was curious, your LTD, how much did it cost you? if it comes with EMGs in both bridge and rhythm.. it must be pretty expensive.. how much did you get it for and where did you get it from?

ZylitoL
08-21-2008, 09:59 PM
What's the name of the release this is on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TsSY34DnA

It's good **** and I've searched pretty long and hard and can't find it. If anyone has it, PM me?

Delanoir
08-21-2008, 10:15 PM
What's the name of the release this is on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TsSY34DnA

It's good **** and I've searched pretty long and hard and can't find it. If anyone has it, PM me?

It's from a CD released in Finland, entitled "Guitar Heroes" and comprises of different songs each composed by different artists just for that album.

Alexi Laiho wrote Sioux City Sarsaparilla for it as well.

i think latvala is a bit more kinda thrashy styled?
where alexander was more kinda into neoclassical

i love them both though!

I wouldn't confuse their own personal styles with which albums they happen to each be a part of. Besides, Alexi writes the majority of the material, and the direction of the style is dependent most upon him.

Besides, Roope played with Alexi in Sinergy, which wasn't thrashy at all. Stone was, but I'm not saying Roope isn't influenced by that, or that he's really neoclassical. Or the inverse for Alexander. I'm just saying you have to look at each of them outside of the scope of Bodom.

Example...

Alexander since Bodom - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZtvGOCMq04

Roope outside of Bodom - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k145ahZm3Q

and now, just for fun...

Roope, almost twenty years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaw90R2gHoc

and playing a song that CoB would end up covering on Hatebreeder...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sFHH3yxxGE

ZylitoL
08-21-2008, 10:37 PM
^Thank you my friend!

TheMantipede
08-22-2008, 01:30 AM
^Thank you my friend!
I hope you realize what you've done.
This thread will never get action again because now everyone knows about Roope's solo song. Everyone in here has began masturbating furiously to the song over and over, and will never get their lives back on track because of it. The trend will spread, and soon not only will every COB fanboy do it, but anybody turned on by the sweet sounds of Roope's melodic shredding talents, which is everyone. Nobody will ever get any work done, there won't be anyone to keep the streets safe from crime...It's the mother****ing apocalypse.

















I've been watching "The Root of All Evil" and decided to do my own "Ripple of Evil."

the memory
08-22-2008, 06:06 AM
cheers for the Timo Rautiainen vid delanoir
i've seen those stone vids too but they are still awesome!


i love that guitar heroes album, does anybody know where to buy it though?

Schizofren
08-22-2008, 06:41 AM
Bodom rules. I think their two best albums are Follow The Reaper and Hatecrew Deathroll. Alexis music writing skills really matured from the two first albums. Itīs a bit sad that he chose to go another way with the more thrashier style. Though itīs still bodom and they kick ass!

My music is pretty much influenced by bodom and other finish power/death bands, check it out at www.myspace.com/eawmetal.

kenan6346
08-22-2008, 07:25 AM
Bodom rules. I think their two best albums are Follow The Reaper and Hatecrew Deathroll. Alexis music writing skills really matured from the two first albums. Itīs a bit sad that he chose to go another way with the more thrashier style. Though itīs still bodom and they kick ass!

My music is pretty much influenced by bodom and other finish power/death bands, check it out at www.myspace.com/eawmetal.

cool music, but it's kinda annoying when people post these sorts of things; I think there's a thread somewhere around here that's promote your band.

skankdude
08-22-2008, 12:13 PM
hurray for free advertising

Delanoir
08-22-2008, 04:39 PM
Bodom rules. I think their two best albums are Follow The Reaper and Hatecrew Deathroll. Alexis music writing skills really matured from the two first albums. Itīs a bit sad that he chose to go another way with the more thrashier style. Though itīs still bodom and they kick ass!

My music is pretty much influenced by bodom and other finish power/death bands, check it out at www.myspace.com/eawmetal.

Suksi vittuun.

This is not your soapbox to plug your band, narttu.

Juokse junan alle.

CodySG
08-22-2008, 05:48 PM
I haven't been on here in a cool ass minute...

What up?

Che'...

Schizofren
08-22-2008, 07:13 PM
Haha, so much hostility! Thatīs cute. :)

WILDWAYNE001
08-22-2008, 07:51 PM
I just order my tickets for their U.S. Headline Tour :) It should be a good show and I like all the bands that will be there.

Delanoir
08-22-2008, 07:59 PM
Haha, so much hostility! Thatīs cute. :)

It's also the wrong fucking forum juntti.

By the way, your playing almost makes up for how much your vocals suck.

Almost.

Would you like to hear it in swedish?

Mucka inte med mig.

TheMantipede
08-22-2008, 08:48 PM
It's also the wrong fucking forum juntti.

By the way, your playing almost makes up for how much your vocals suck.

Almost.

Would you like to hear it in swedish?

Mucka inte med mig.
.....
I would like to second you signature. :p:

beadhangingOne
08-22-2008, 08:56 PM
Damn, Swedish sounds really cool. That is, If I'm pronouncing it right, which I'm not. Even then, cool.

Rengori
08-22-2008, 10:30 PM
Damn, Swedish sounds really cool. That is, If I'm pronouncing it right, which I'm not. Even then, cool.
Alexi said his vocals sound too silly in Swedish. But I shall second this, because I think Swedish sounds pretty cool too.

Delanoir
08-23-2008, 02:08 AM
Alexi said his vocals sound too silly in Swedish. But I shall second this, because I think Swedish sounds pretty cool too.

Swedish would sound silly. Finnish might be cool, though.

Anyway, here are some screencaps from that COBTV video during their recording of Blooddrunk...

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/005.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/008.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/009.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/016.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/020.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/030.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/033.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/040.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/041.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/042.jpg

Delanoir
08-23-2008, 02:10 AM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/043.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/045.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/049.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/058.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/068.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/078.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/080.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/085.jpg

Delanoir
08-23-2008, 02:12 AM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/089.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/094.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/096.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/097.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/099.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/100.jpg

Rengori
08-23-2008, 02:15 AM
Swedish would sound silly. Finnish might be cool, though.
Yes, Finnish sounds so much less silly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1bE2ozy6a0).

EDIT: And yes I realized I messed up where Bodom was from a minute ago...

Delanoir
08-23-2008, 02:20 AM
Yes, Finnish sounds so much less silly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1bE2ozy6a0).

EDIT: And yes I realized I messed up where Bodom was from a minute ago...

I may be clearly biased due to national pride, but Finntroll is still totally not a fair example...

how about this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkTC0lrTUAI

Rengori
08-23-2008, 02:23 AM
I may be clearly biased due to national pride, but Finntroll is still totally not a fair example...

how about this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkTC0lrTUAI
Much better.

TheMantipede
08-23-2008, 03:12 AM
I always wondered which makes seemingly most European bands sing in English. I could care less either way, but it's just a little curious to me. Also, great pics Dela.

Delanoir
08-23-2008, 03:17 AM
I always wondered which makes seemingly most European bands sing in English. I could care less either way, but it's just a little curious to me. Also, great pics Dela.

It's probably less to do with what people might think (UK/US sales, radio play, etc) and more to do with the fact that English is the common language amongst most European countries. It may not be their first language, but most everyone knows enough to get by and understand.

That way, no matter where you happen to be from in Europe, everyone will likely be able to follow along somewhat. Not everyone may be able to do that with German, Swedish, Finnish, Italian, etc.

and thank you, I thought some of the were pretty funny. :p:

TheMantipede
08-23-2008, 03:48 AM
Favorite picture of those is:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/016.jpg


Has sort of a western look to it, reminds me of Dirty Harry.
Also, I laughed pretty hard while Roope was picking flowers and started dancing in that video. :haha

TheUnholy
08-23-2008, 10:30 AM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/049.jpg

I completely agree.

WILDWAYNE001
08-23-2008, 03:15 PM
I always wondered which makes seemingly most European bands sing in English. I could care less either way, but it's just a little curious to me. Also, great pics Dela.


I thought I heard somewhere its because english is one of the easiest languages to make a song flow together... IDK I could be wrong about that lol

the memory
08-23-2008, 03:46 PM
i love the alexi strat pics
when hes singing yngwie
ahaha

Delanoir
08-23-2008, 05:09 PM
Here's some funny pictures...

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/europe033jf3.jpg

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/b14747125.jpg

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/83836855_085490f027_b.jpg

TheMantipede
08-23-2008, 05:20 PM
^ :haha :haha :haha
Priceless, especially that last one.
"Yeah! High five guys! Woo!"
"What in God's name do you think you're doing?"

Rengori
08-23-2008, 06:56 PM
^His eyes are bloodshot.

master_exploder
08-23-2008, 08:04 PM
Im going to see them on the 3th febuary, so how are they live?



FAIL.

Rengori
08-23-2008, 08:16 PM
FAIL.
...Says the guy who quoted a post from two years ago on Page 1 of the 521 page thread...

TheMantipede
08-23-2008, 08:54 PM
...Says the guy who quoted a post from two years ago on Page 1 of the 521 page thread...
This thread is a beast.

Shinozoku
08-24-2008, 12:57 AM
^^^ ROFL!!!! :haha:haha:haha

hellhound-cob
08-24-2008, 11:17 AM
this is roflol believe me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB39mqklRsE&feature=related
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=109x5CawseM&feature=related
roflol :p XD

Delanoir
08-24-2008, 05:17 PM
I totally just posted that first one, in better quality. :facepalm:

I may be clearly biased due to national pride, but Finntroll is still totally not a fair example...

how about this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkTC0lrTUAI

Delanoir
08-25-2008, 02:44 AM
I found a video of Alexi Laiho playing a fusion/prog gig back when he was 17-18...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h700MpL4Ups

enjoy!

TheMantipede
08-25-2008, 02:45 AM
Woah. I dig it, sounds a lot like Primus.
Edit: Amazing song. I can't find any record of them ever even existing, let alone a CD.

Rengori
08-25-2008, 02:51 AM
I take back anything mean I ever said about Laiho.

P1ayingW1thF1re
08-25-2008, 02:28 PM
lol that's awesome :haha

the memory
08-25-2008, 07:38 PM
wow thats crazy!

WILDWAYNE001
08-25-2008, 11:13 PM
Ok would there be any chance of Bodom playing Bed of Razors on their upcoming US tour? Its my favorite song by them but by the looks of it they don't play it much anymore...

yoozum
08-25-2008, 11:48 PM
Ok would there be any chance of Bodom playing Bed of Razors on their upcoming US tour? Its my favorite song by them but by the looks of it they don't play it much anymore...

Pretty much 0% chance.

WILDWAYNE001
08-25-2008, 11:56 PM
Pretty much 0% chance.
That kinda sucks because they play songs that they shouldn't over it like In Your Face... I think more people would enjoy hearing Bed of Razors.

ZylitoL
08-25-2008, 11:59 PM
The only slow songs they'll play are Angels and Banned.

yoozum
08-26-2008, 12:06 AM
That kinda sucks because they play songs that they shouldn't over it like In Your Face... I think more people would enjoy hearing Bed of Razors.

Couldn't agree more. There are a number of classics that I love that it is unlikely that they will play (again)

Bed of Razors
Kissing the Shadows
Children of Bodom (I think they played it as late as last summer, because I remember a YouTube clip)
Towards Dead End (played in Wacken 2006 last, I believe)

Shinozoku
08-26-2008, 12:12 AM
I found a video of Alexi Laiho playing a fusion/prog gig back when he was 17-18...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h700MpL4Ups

enjoy!
Goddamnit! That's awesome :D

WILDWAYNE001
08-26-2008, 12:39 AM
Couldn't agree more. There are a number of classics that I love that it is unlikely that they will play (again)

Bed of Razors
Kissing the Shadows
Children of Bodom (I think they played it as late as last summer, because I remember a YouTube clip)
Towards Dead End (played in Wacken 2006 last, I believe)

Yeah I mean I don't hate their new stuff but songs like In Your Face should be replaced with something better.... Oh well I'm still expecting it to be a good show..

Gordita Supreme
08-26-2008, 01:01 AM
So who's seeing COB and BTBAM?

TheMantipede
08-26-2008, 01:26 AM
I'm seeing them the 21st. Pretty damn stoked, I love all the bands on the bill although I know there are a lot of people out there who don't. I think their setlist will be more or same the same as their Wacken '08 one:

Sixpounder
Hellhounds On My Trail
Silent Night, Bodom Night
Follow the Reaper
Living Dead Beat
In Your Face
Banned From Heaven
Needled 24/7
One Day You Will Cry
Mask of Sanity/Deadnight Warrior Medly (basically they play half of Mask of Sanity and then go straight into Deadnight Warrior)
Hate Me!
Angels Don't Kill
Blooddrunk
Hate Crew Deathroll
Musical Interlude

And of course,
Downfall.

Gordita Supreme
08-26-2008, 01:29 AM
I'm seeing them the 21st. Pretty damn stoked, I love all the bands on the bill although I know there are a lot of people out there who don't. I think their setlist will be more or same the same as their Wacken '08 one:

Sixpounder
Hellhounds On My Trail
Silent Night, Bodom Night
Follow the Reaper
Living Dead Beat
In Your Face
Banned From Heaven
Needled 24/7
One Day You Will Cry
Mask of Sanity/Deadnight Warrior Medly (basically they play half of Mask of Sanity and then go straight into Deadnight Warrior)
Hate Me!
Angels Don't Kill
Blooddrunk
Hate Crew Deathroll
Musical Interlude

And of course,
Downfall.

Wtf no Lake Bodom? Thats a crime!

ZylitoL
08-26-2008, 01:36 AM
Looks like a below average set to me. One Day should be swapped out for Roadkill.

consanguinei
08-26-2008, 03:47 AM
roadkill has the best solo Laiho has ever done.

Delanoir
08-26-2008, 04:14 AM
Hey guys, have you seen a french girl with long brown hair around here? Talks to furniture and has a penchant for breaking into song?

I heard this guy was looking for her.

http://cobhc.com/gallery/london/londonlive.jpg

TheMantipede
08-26-2008, 04:17 AM
Must....resist...homosexual....comments...

Delanoir
08-26-2008, 04:59 AM
Must....resist...homosexual....comments...

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/JDI.jpg

TheMantipede
08-26-2008, 05:01 AM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/JDI.jpg
:haha :haha
That is amazing.

the memory
08-26-2008, 08:58 AM
jaska looks like one of those meaty bouncer guys youd never f*** with hahaa

gitaarproff
08-26-2008, 01:53 PM
damn.. they are coming to holland soon.. but i can't afford it.. lol


:sad:

TheMantipede
08-27-2008, 08:12 PM
This thread used to get more action than a drunk slut at a frat party. What is the deal?
I shall say the magic word to get this thread going...
*takes in deep breath*
Boobs.

Delanoir
08-27-2008, 08:23 PM
Well here's a really old pic of Bodom.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0050.jpg

and some other random ones. :p

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/20040605_DOA_CoB_IMG_2585.jpg

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/243840p4kxlf7mrhii4p365fw4.jpg

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/GigatSanSebastian.jpg

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/japan18.jpg

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/OvertakeRoope3.jpg

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/dsc01583ks8.jpg

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/Steve_P17/Children%20Of%20Bodom/Various/jaska3.jpg

TheMantipede
08-27-2008, 08:38 PM
How did Janne go from this...

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0050.jpg

To this?

http://www.scythes-of-bodom.com/gfx/bodompedia/persons/janne_warman.jpg

Also:
http://www.scythes-of-bodom.com/gfx/bodompedia/persons/henkka_torso.jpg

King ofKumbucha
08-27-2008, 11:43 PM
Better question. How did Alexi go from this...

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/scan0050.jpg

To this?
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/097.jpg

If that's not a downfall I don't know what is.

beadhangingOne
08-27-2008, 11:48 PM
If that's not a downfall I don't know what is.

pun intended?

TheMantipede
08-27-2008, 11:49 PM
Is he sponsored by Fallen or something? Every picture I see him in post AYDY he and most of the time the rest of COB are wearing clothing from them.
Also, it's a fact that leather jackets and fur coats are always badass for metal. I'd love to wear a nice long coat like the one in the top picture...

King ofKumbucha
08-27-2008, 11:51 PM
pun intended?
I figured someone would catch that :p:

Delanoir
08-28-2008, 12:40 AM
Is he sponsored by Fallen or something? Every picture I see him in post AYDY he and most of the time the rest of COB are wearing clothing from them.
Also, it's a fact that leather jackets and fur coast are always badass for metal. I'd love to wear a nice long coat like the one in the top picture...

I don't think he's sponsored, but since the AYDY tour, he (and I guess the rest of the band) has become friends with the guy who owns it, and get a lot of free stuff.

TheMantipede
08-28-2008, 12:43 AM
That makes sense, also I didn't notice I spelled "coats" wrong originally until you quoted me. :o
Nevertheless..
Fur coats are metal...

dminishedthingy
08-28-2008, 12:59 AM
I don't think he's sponsored, but since the AYDY tour, he (and I guess the rest of the band) has become friends with the guy who owns it, and get a lot of free stuff.
:eek:
bodom are friends with a fashion designer?




*sips wine*

Delanoir
08-28-2008, 01:12 AM
:eek:
bodom are friends with a fashion designer?

*sips wine*

:haha

Well, jokes aside, the guy is more of a skateboarder. He mostly just owns the brand at this point, and approves other people's ideas. But yeah. :p:

TheMantipede
08-28-2008, 01:19 AM
I get the impression Alexi's interview would have less wine and more 40 oz. in a brown bag...
And the use of the word "fuck" at least once every sentence.

dminishedthingy
08-28-2008, 01:26 AM
:haha
"so mr. laiho, what is the message you're trying to get through with your music?"

"fuck"


*sips liqour*

Delanoir
08-28-2008, 01:34 AM
:haha
"so mr. laiho, what is the message you're trying to get through with your music?"

"fuck"


*sips liqour*

Probably more like...

"Well, you know, I'm just so motherfucking pissed off at all this shit going on, and you know, fuck it just really fucking sucks. I mean, fuck, you know?"

* downs handle of Jameson *

TheMantipede
08-28-2008, 01:38 AM
Off topic...but one day I'd like the opportunity to challenge Alexi to a round of bowling...

the memory
08-28-2008, 04:28 AM
Off topic...but one day I'd like the opportunity to challenge Alexi to a round of bowling...
hed probably be drunk and fall again though.......

and we dont want that :(

TheMantipede
08-28-2008, 07:57 PM
Probably, the drunk bastard. That has to be one of the worst stories to tell people though.
"So how'd you break your arm? Playing guitar too hard? Partying? SEX?!"
"Actually I uh, I was bowling and fell on it."
"...."
Truth be told though, I don't think I'd have the balls to be playing guitar every day again after only about 6 months (?) of recovery...

Delanoir
08-28-2008, 10:32 PM
Probably, the drunk bastard. That has to be one of the worst stories to tell people though.
"So how'd you break your arm? Playing guitar too hard? Partying? SEX?!"
"Actually I uh, I was bowling and fell on it."
"...."
Truth be told though, I don't think I'd have the balls to be playing guitar every day again after only about 6 months (?) of recovery...

I know, right?

He actually broke his shoulder, but still. Especially after also breaking three bones in his wrist back before the recording of AYDY.

When I heard Alexi tell the story in some interview, he actually was pretty embarrassed. I think it's kind of ironic that this was the injury that made him go, "okay... no more doing stupid ****." He said he realized that things like this couldn't just keep happening because he's been pretty lucky so far, but one more wrong fall or whatever, and he could risk never being able to play again. Or at least not to anywhere near the same capacity.

SynGates7X
08-28-2008, 10:45 PM
I haven't been here in a while.

Hai guiz!!! :wavey:

Delanoir
08-28-2008, 10:48 PM
I just found this scan from Guitar World's "Rig of the Stars" section, when they interviewed Alexi. I'm pretty it's back from around AYDY. Still fairly interesting and useful though.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2492/save0007xw0.jpg

I think it's hilarious how they drew Alexi

TheMantipede
08-28-2008, 10:57 PM
Dear god, that is one terrible picture of Laiho. :haha :haha :haha
He has a pretty nice live tone, I will say however. Roope uses something fairly similar, I assume?

Delanoir
08-28-2008, 11:32 PM
I really like their live tone since Blooddrunk, since Alexi switched over to the KK2203 JCM800. I'm pretty sure Roope uses it too. It probably replaced their VHT's, but I don't know how much of the rest of their setup they still use, or what (if anything) has changed.

Here's actual pictures of both Alexi and Roope's racks from around HCDR/AYDY.

Alexi's Rack
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/742/alaihorigwithnumberswd7.jpg


1. Samson PowerBrite Pro 9.
2. Shure UHF Wireless Antenna
4. Shure UHF Marcad Diversity MKII Wireless Unit
5. RSP 2400 Hush/Enhancer/Exciter
6. Rocktron Intellifex
7. SansAmp PSA 1 (Tech 21 NYC)
8. Lee Jackson GP-1000
9. VHT Two/Fifty/Two

The antenna supossed to be in the Shure Unit, notice the holes on the left and right side.
Number 3 seems to be a empty space.

Roope's Rack
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8677/rlatvalarigwithnumbersua0.jpg

1. SansAmp PSA 1 (Tech 21 NYC)
2. Alesis QuadraVerb
3. RSP 2400 Hush/Enhancer/Exciter
4. Lee Jackson GP-1000
5. Lee Jackson SP-1000
6. VHT Two/Ninety/Two

Notice the antenna's. The wireless unit isn't on the picture, but it is there. I think the same one as Alexi uses.

I don't have any idea how old this setup is. I guess something from 2005/2006, perhaps 2004.

TheMantipede
08-28-2008, 11:42 PM
Nice, why can't I have a sponsor too? :p:
I chuckled a little at the "do not touch" sign on Alexi's. Something probably went wrong there and messed up his entire setup I'd suspect...

Delanoir
08-29-2008, 04:19 AM
Haha, probably.

Here are some screen caps from an interview some really hot brittish chick did with Alexi. From the way she was going on and on about him before even finding him, I'm pretty sure he got on that like a Fin on alcohol-soaked barbecue sausage. To be honest, they're pretty shitty pictures, but what the hell, why not?

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2051.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2075.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2109-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2114-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2123-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2124-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2127-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2130-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2132-1.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2134-1.jpg

Rengori
08-29-2008, 04:27 AM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/DSCF2123-1.jpgWTF, he looks like a mad scientist who just came up with a nefarious scheme to destroy the world. :haha

Delanoir
08-29-2008, 04:31 AM
WTF, he looks like a mad scientist who just came up with a nefarious scheme to destroy the world. :haha

That, or he just realized she wanted to get in his pants.

She's so hot it makes me want to cry.

SynGates7X
08-29-2008, 09:39 AM
I haven't been here in a while.

Hai guiz!!! :wavey:
:( No one remembers me. I guess Cody or Shinozoku would have to be around for that.

Shinozoku
08-29-2008, 11:59 AM
I just found this scan from Guitar World's "Rig of the Stars" section, when they interviewed Alexi. I'm pretty it's back from around AYDY. Still fairly interesting and useful though.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2492/save0007xw0.jpg

I think it's hilarious how they drew Alexi
****ty, pic, but nice taste in whiskey :D The only kind I drink.
*notices something* HOLY HELL LOL!!! They made the arrowheads point the wrong way XD
:( No one remembers me. I guess Cody or Shinozoku would have to be around for that.
Hai Syn :D

Delanoir
08-29-2008, 02:51 PM
:( No one remembers me. I guess Cody or Shinozoku would have to be around for that.

Psh. I remember.

stratman_13
08-29-2008, 03:14 PM
Hey guys, what's up? I just heard "Are You Dead Yet" and decided that it kicked major ass (the song).

I'd like to experiment more with CoB and was just wondering if you guys could tell me what album I should buy first?

That and I'm seriously trying to expand the metal section on my computer from Black Sabbath, Metallica, and Slayer.

Blizzard Beast
08-29-2008, 03:18 PM
Hey guys, what's up? I just heard "Are You Dead Yet" and decided that it kicked major ass (the song).

I'd like to experiment more with CoB and was just wondering if you guys could tell me what album I should buy first?

That and I'm seriously trying to expand the metal section on my computer from Black Sabbath, Metallica, and Slayer.
Hatecrew Deathroll and then Follow the Reaper

Delanoir
08-29-2008, 03:40 PM
Hey guys, what's up? I just heard "Are You Dead Yet" and decided that it kicked major ass (the song).

I'd like to experiment more with CoB and was just wondering if you guys could tell me what album I should buy first?

That and I'm seriously trying to expand the metal section on my computer from Black Sabbath, Metallica, and Slayer.

In roughly this order...

Hate Crew Deathroll, Follow the Reaper, Blooddrunk, Hatebreeder, Something Wild.

WILDWAYNE001
08-29-2008, 06:57 PM
Also check out the rest of Are You Dead Yet? If you only heard one song off of it. I would still check out the other albums first tho because imo AYDY is the weakest but I still like some of the songs on it....

TheMantipede
08-29-2008, 07:49 PM
So I was browsing around...and found these. Thought the thread might enjoy them.

http://www.roopelatvala.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MKjDbmBxy0

WARNING! COB fanboys may get an erection watching this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aKLzY0MQQY&feature=related

yoozum
08-29-2008, 08:06 PM
I don't think most COB fans can agree on any album order :p:

I would personally say Hatebreeder is number 1 for checking out.

WILDWAYNE001
08-29-2008, 08:23 PM
I also would have to say check out Hatebreeder first its my fav... Check out every album tho its all great.

beadhangingOne
08-29-2008, 08:26 PM
I'd go Hatebreeder first, then HCD and FTR, then anything else that you fancy.

stratman_13
08-29-2008, 08:32 PM
Wow. Lots o' responses!

Thanks guys! I'll definately check them out.

:cheers:

SynGates7X
08-29-2008, 10:05 PM
Hai Syn :D
Psh. I remember.
Sweet. I'm not forgotten.

Is Janne still getting fat?

Delanoir
08-29-2008, 10:41 PM
Sweet. I'm not forgotten.

Is Janne still getting fat?

He's actually back to normal, from what I've been able to tell. But Jaska is the Abominable Snowman/Finnish Lumberjack/Norse Viking.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/3806340937a7065098645l.jpg

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/3806340937a6653106958l-1.jpg

HostileFTW
08-29-2008, 11:57 PM
Does anyone know where to find a video of C.O.B. playing Bastards of Bodom? I can't seem to find one on YouTube.

Delanoir
08-30-2008, 12:03 AM
You won't find one because I don't think they've ever played it live.

dminishedthingy
08-30-2008, 12:05 AM
any chance of hearing Lake Bodom on this tour?

TheMantipede
08-30-2008, 12:07 AM
Depends on how they're feeling...I think they'll play something really close to their Wacken setlist I posted 2 pages back. I would love to hear Lake Bodom live since I'm going. Or at least a song off of their first 3 albums they haven't been playing since they came out.
Edit: Two pages back not last.

C_O_B_H_C
08-30-2008, 05:25 AM
WTF??? if half the people on this forum (excluding most of the recent comments) are supposed to be their fans id hate to see the people who arent!!! and whats the deal with everybody and hating their keyboarder(Janne) I think hes amazing I also love their new albums (Are you dead yet? Blooddrunk) just because theyer diffrent doesent mean that theyre bad

TheUnholy
08-30-2008, 09:37 AM
You won't find one because I don't think they've ever played it live.


That's a shame, it's an epic song.

SynGates7X
08-30-2008, 12:42 PM
WTF??? if half the people on this forum (excluding most of the recent comments) are supposed to be their fans id hate to see the people who arent!!! and whats the deal with everybody and hating their keyboarder(Janne) I think hes amazing I also love their new albums (Are you dead yet? Blooddrunk) just because theyer diffrent doesent mean that theyre bad
WTF are you rambling on about?

the memory
08-30-2008, 02:22 PM
what is with jaska's beard?
its really scary :/
hahaa

Shinozoku
08-31-2008, 10:44 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/AleksiAlexi/3806340937a7065098645l.jpg
http://www.progarchives.com/forum/uploads/12519/muppet_animal.jpg
WANT WOMAN!!!!!!

TheMantipede
08-31-2008, 10:52 PM
^ :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha
Oh my god. You have just made my day, that was fricken amazing.

Delanoir
08-31-2008, 11:08 PM
Metal Hammer Awards coverage...

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPMAuWq5oo

Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVMftto5J3Q

Part 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-boDjhK5HE

Part 4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAFT0WFs1cI

Bodom are in parts 1, 3, and 4, but I figured there wasn't much point leaving out 2.

TheMantipede
09-01-2008, 08:13 PM
*pulls out defibrillator*
CLEAR!
*bzzz*
LIVE damn you COB thread, LIVE!

That woman in the first and last videos wanted Alexi. Bad.

Delanoir
09-01-2008, 08:18 PM
*pulls out defibrillator*
CLEAR!
*bzzz*
LIVE damn you COB thread, LIVE!

That woman in the first and last videos wanted Alexi. Bad.

You can really tell she did in the longer, actual interview (which you sadly can't find on youtube).

And like I said earlier, I'm sure Alexi got on that like a Fin on whiskey-soaked sausage. I know I would have.

...she's so hot it makes me want to cry. :sad:

TheMantipede
09-01-2008, 08:23 PM
I'd like to interview her for an award...or...something...
I suck at innuendo okay?!

Reds3031
09-02-2008, 01:19 AM
I just got my tickets to see Bodom in NYC with Testament for one show only. I just saw them (Testament) on the metal masters tour and it was awesome. How early should I show up if I want to be right in front of the stage?

TheMantipede
09-02-2008, 01:20 AM
Get there maybe hour and a half before the show, but chances are you can push your way through pretty close.

ZylitoL
09-02-2008, 01:24 AM
I just got my tickets to see Bodom in NYC with Testament for one show only. I just saw them (Testament) on the metal masters tour and it was awesome. How early should I show up if I want to be right in front of the stage?
Just gradually push your way through.

Tell me how long the Testament set is when you get back.

Reds3031
09-02-2008, 02:19 AM
They played only for 30 minutes I think. From what I remember they played The Formation of Damnation, Henchmen Ride, and the Preacher. I forget the others unfortunately, and I got there a few minutes late, so I missed one song. I didn't have their new album at the time, so I didn't recognize everything.

edit - I saw a setlist online; the bands don't play the same songs every night.

Delanoir
09-02-2008, 06:03 AM
A bit old, but here's a funny video from inside the studio while they were recording Blooddrunk...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzETj6kmTNI

They played only for 30 minutes I think. From what I remember they played The Formation of Damnation, Henchmen Ride, and the Preacher. I forget the others unfortunately, and I got there a few minutes late, so I missed one song. I didn't have their new album at the time, so I didn't recognize everything.

edit - I saw a setlist online; the bands don't play the same songs every night.

That's awesome that you got to see Testament, too. How was Bodom?

TheMantipede
09-02-2008, 06:20 AM
It seems to me that in that video, Roope is the only one who doesn't walk around shirtless. The man has class. Also, I laughed at the group vocals and Janne playing guitar. :haha

kenan6346
09-02-2008, 06:21 AM
when are they gonna make another episode of COBTv :P

Delanoir
09-02-2008, 07:04 AM
Oh, and here's an old interview from when CoB toured Japan around HCDR, so around 2003...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mduTUnNq4M0

EDIT: Oh, and what the hell, here's another clip. It's from a Dublin show, at the end of Angels Don't Kill. Roope throws in a tasty little mini-solo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o1nCoAzwuA

ZylitoL
09-02-2008, 10:22 AM
They played only for 30 minutes I think. From what I remember they played The Formation of Damnation, Henchmen Ride, and the Preacher. I forget the others unfortunately, and I got there a few minutes late, so I missed one song. I didn't have their new album at the time, so I didn't recognize everything.

edit - I saw a setlist online; the bands don't play the same songs every night.
I meant, when you go to see Bodom, tell me how long the Testament set is.

TheUnholy
09-02-2008, 12:51 PM
Was buying a bunch of gig tickets yesterday - Disturbed, Unholy Alliance and BFMV - and thought I wasn't planning on booking them yet, also checked on the Slipknot/MH/CoB ones - Ticketmaster said they weren't available.

Surely they aren't sold out already? It's in December. :/

Reds3031
09-02-2008, 02:44 PM
A bit old, but here's a funny video from inside the studio while they were recording Blooddrunk...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzETj6kmTNI



That's awesome that you got to see Testament, too. How was Bodom?

I think you misunderstood my post; I saw Testament on the metal masters tour with Heaven and Hell and Judas Priest. I'm seeing Bodom and Testament together on October 9th.

Delanoir
09-02-2008, 03:33 PM
I think you misunderstood my post; I saw Testament on the metal masters tour with Heaven and Hell and Judas Priest. I'm seeing Bodom and Testament together on October 9th.

Oh, duh. I'm retarded, sorry. :p:

TheMantipede
09-03-2008, 03:14 AM
I've been playing that rhythm game on COB's Myspace page and I gotta say...
I'm terrible at it.

Delanoir
09-03-2008, 03:19 AM
I've been playing that rhythm game on COB's Myspace page and I gotta say...
I'm terrible at it.

Don't worry, I suck pretty damn bad too.

And hell, I can play those songs.

Delanoir
09-03-2008, 11:04 AM
Here are some pics from Wacken (not taken by me).

http://img142.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob049kopieop0.jpg

http://img507.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob048kopiewj2.jpg

http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob086kopiehm0.jpg

http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob084kopierp4.jpg

http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob063kopiesj7.jpg

http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob057kopiedt1.jpg

http://img118.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob081kopiehj2.jpg

http://img118.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob072kopieuz3.jpg

http://img211.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob094kopiepw8.jpg

http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob093kopieyd3.jpg

http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob040kopiecs3.jpg

http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob041kopiedd8.jpg

http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob037kopiehj2.jpg

http://img514.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob035kopiein2.jpg

http://img514.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob010kopiesh0.jpg

http://img235.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob006kopieqj9.jpg

http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob005kopiefa1.jpg

http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob004kopieoj7.jpg

http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob028kopiehi3.jpg

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cob017kopievm3.jpg

Delanoir
09-03-2008, 02:22 PM
And some more... ;)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/44042_1217977768.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/54009_1217889092.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/45681_1217976956.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/35090_1217976912.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/42628_1217976852.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e238/shinokugt/46240_1217888439.jpg