Most embarassing thing you've ever masturbated to

[The4thHorsemen]

i don't even know where to begin with this.... I'll just say most of the stuff in this thread didn't surprise me at all.

[indra13]

I take it you've read my stories?

[theuberdot]

Will someone please tell me what hentai is... I'm not gonna google it cause i have a feeling my parents will be pissed..

[Katar]

Vintage porn.

[indra13]

Hentai=Japanese cartoon porn

[convictionless]

lol and its what nerds who live in there paretns basements watch cause there too pussy to watch the real kind.......

[Ashish23]

A vid of a dog ****ing a chick... it was a hot chick... :(
And this is an AVERAGE post in this thread.

[indra13]

lol and its what nerds who live in there paretns basements watch cause there too pussy to watch the real kind.......


LOL nah it's not too bad. Because unlike normal porn, it's actually pretty imaginative in terms of story and positions :liplick:

[LuthierofTexas]

Most embarassing thing??














The TS's mom

[convictionless]

LOL nah it's not too bad. Because unlike normal porn, it's actually pretty imaginative in terms of story and positions :liplick:
no actually im right, seriosuly.... the kids at school....

[indra13]

Haha that takes me back to my school days when I used to doodle hentai drawings on my folder and suddenly I'm taking requests for them on a daily basis

[Pat_s1t]

Myself, in the mirror.
What? That's just...WTF?

[convictionless]

thats not gay at all............

[Pat_s1t]

This thread gets a The Todd high five

http://members.iinet.net.au/~carlm/misc/jrnl_scrubs.jpg

http://www.disarm.se/data/pedobear_seal_of_approval.jpg
More topic related, and way ****ing bigger....pwnt
Oh man...what if a real pedo came on a started fappin to this thread...o_0

[theuberdot]

I think i'd probably like hentai if it's anime porn. :p:

It would be more imaginative wouldn't it... Yeah and it would have better positions..
And some those anime chicks are hot..


I'm gonna go find some... :o

[indra13]

Well...it is anime porn basically. I just used the term 'cartoon' because not many people know what anime is

[Pat_s1t]

okay, so i was home alone, and decided i'd have a wank to something on t.v. .. started flipping the channels, nothing fappable, but i mean NOTHING.. i started getting worried.. fliping the channels, and then i came about.... the disney channel... oh ****... it was that show with the twins that has a hot chinease chick and a blond bitch thats hot as well.. good enough =]


...suite life of zac and cody? :no:
that chinese chick is hot, but still...

ok **** man that's really weird.
yeah i'm just gonna criticize all you sick people for about an hour or so...

[indra13]

Read my story Pat in my previous posts ;)

[Pat_s1t]

One day in art class I was really aroused and I found that if I shook my leg fast enough, it was almost like I was fapping. So basically, I was on a stool for five minutes looking like I had a seizure and I never came close to finishing.

Fail...

[boxyG]

I can't believe I read all 14 pages of this but anyway...

The Ceiling

[santonocito90]

Larry The Cable Guy :(

[SaxMachine124]

it wont be hell, but you're gonna run into some bad dudes

Nice Seinfeld reference.

[madhampster]

a whookie











bitch.

[indra13]

Okay here they are!!

My cousin's wife
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Indra13/Picture063.jpg

My sexy aunties
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Indra13/Picture093.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Indra13/Picture095.jpg

My sexy cousin
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Indra13/Picture091.jpg

[Mr. Rittard]

Uhh... The pit...

Hey... It was late.
The pit was looking very fine..
You know how it goes.

[indra13]

;)

[Teh_Asian_Pro]

Found my mums vibrator once....
Yeah.



:sad:

[BKGMorley]

Some wierd fiction story involving old women perving over young girls :cry:

Hahaha

I think we have a winner

[wemonir]

Okay here they are!!
My sexy aunties
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Indra13/Picture093.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Indra13/Picture095.jpg


this guy wins weirdest. really, what the hell?

[billybusa]

Bestiality, Hobo Sex in Japan, Alien pr0n on efukt (aw come on they were lesbians) and P*ssy Zapper....ok not really but the other ones I did.

Only once though.


:sad:

[indra13]

;)

[guitarnoobie]

A video of some girl sucking a horse's dick.

[ManicBluesist]

Snoochy Noochies motherfuckers was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that. But I don't think it's him.
same, god i love that film

[BluesShredUK]

School Biology textbook, on the puberty page

[craggis19]

the love scene in bride of chucky....


i was 12, I SWEAR!

Me too!... Lets face it, she was hot.

[dp2007]

some random fit french girl in my french textbook.

[craggis19]

same, god i love that film

:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha You just rick-rolled me.... On topic, I thoguht that I'd click on the link t Emma Watson playboy pics and say I jacked off to your sig..... There were no Pics!!!! :cry:

[withered-arm]

Pic of ex's sister.

[indra13]

Hey withered-arm, fap on my photos

[withered-arm]

Hey withered-arm, fap on my photos



I'd rather fap to a pic of George Bush!!

[KOL40]

disney channel... oh ****... it was that show with the twins that has a hot chinease chick and a blond bitch thats hot as well.. good enough =]

lol Brenda song is sooooooooo rightous.

I guess mine would be That's so Raven. I couldn't think of anything until you said disney chanel, and then i remembered that once i had this fantasy of raven and the white chick totally makin it. Yeah, i have an overactive imagination.

[slashrock94]

Bestiality, Hobo Sex in Japan, Alien pr0n on efukt (aw come on they were lesbians) and P*ssy Zapper....ok not really but the other ones I did.

Only once though.


:sad:

That is once too many

EDIT: I personally am not embarrassed about anything that i might feel the urge to get handy over :D

[100Roy001]

Hey withered-arm, fap on my photos

Are you sexually frustrated?

I mean, seriously, fapping on your aunties?

[withered-arm]

Are you sexually frustrated?

I mean, seriously, fapping on your aunties?




Well technically, he was telling me to fap on his aunties.

[RU Experienced?]

Well technically, he was telling me to fap on his aunties.
In the other thread he said he fapped to his aunties countless times :puke:

[withered-arm]

Your right. Does that make them AILF's?

[RU Experienced?]

Your right. Does that make them AILF's?
It makes them AYLF, I wouldn't go near them myself :wtf:

[--LP--]

My gfs mom. Beastiality. Video games. Manga. Wut can I say? When u get teh urge......

[<Craig>]

The "Most Embarassing place you've jizzed??" Thread.

[istealpants]

Most embarassing? I was whacking it to a really hot girl at my school, and out of nowhere I started thinking about getting head from one of the teachers at my school.

















The teacher was a man.
/thread

[indra13]

Well I just want as many people as possible to fap to them

[Nilpferdkoenig]

And the ruling on the field....it's weird!


Just kidding, lol. I fapped to a drawing of Darth Maul and the Emperor double teaming Queen Amidalla. Everybody's fapped to stuff like that. Right, guys? Right?

I totally know that one.
It's one of the weirdest things I have ever seen, even if it was hentai.

[dp2007]

Well I just want as many people as possible to fap to them


honestly. dude what wrong with you? why would you want to show pictures of your aunties who it seems only you seem hot and want others to jack off to them. its sick.

[indra13]

Im just wishing there are people out there who printed these out and cummed on them. Gets me off thinking about it

[indra13]

;)

[indra13]

A lot of people have requested photos of my hot relatives, and a lot of people have returned the favour by sending me photos of them drenched in cum. If you would like to see them just PM me ;)

[deviousducky]

nothing embarrassing that i can think of... hhhmmmmm

[aznmetalhead93]

A lot of people have requested photos of my hot relatives, and a lot of people have returned the favour by sending me photos of them drenched in cum. If you would like to see them just PM me ;)


Dude... Enough. You're fucking disgusting.

[Bendybaws]

Marge Simpson porn

[Lolcheez342]

Lois griffin

[Peter Griffin]

Lois griffin
;)

[bckinblu]

well i have never masturbated to this but masturbated while watching Discovery Channel all the time

['Leviathan']

Lois Griffin giving Brian head, but I enjoyed it, so I'm not embarrassed. :)

[EliteTrooper]

Manowar

[James_Het_Rules]

My first girlfriend lol then she wrapped her lips around it and the rest was history pahahahaha :D

[baron vdw]

Hmmm...should be some advertisement with a partially n00d girl on it... well...a man's got to do what he's got to do.

P.S. Wow indra13...you rly need to get checked by some doctor man lol, ur totally bonkers... and your aunties are too old to be hawt :o srsly

[JohnnyGenzale]

My first girlfriend lol then she wrapped her lips around it and the rest was history pahahahaha :D


Didn't you drink 15 shots of vodka at the same time?
You really like yourself don't you?

[James_Het_Rules]

I like myself, and i accept who i am, and no i did not have 15 shots of vodka when that happened, actually that was a really depressing relationship, and i wasnt drinking at all since it was my first girlfriend, and being sober around her was great, it was after i left to visit my father for the summer that she went behind my back with 4 other guys, and that same week that **** happened i shattered my right hand and guitar playing was totally out of the question, and that's what keep me sane. People don't understand people with problems that they don't have, its all part of life, and human failure, i do it too. If people have drug problems i could give them **** about it, but the thing is that i've never done drugs so i don't know what they're going through. If someone killed your family i could tell you to get over it because everyone dies eventually, but i wouldnt because i havent had that problem. I never asked for sympathy, and i do stupid **** when im drunk. You've seen it, i'm seeing it, but life goes on, so if you could please lay off a bit, that would be great.

['Leviathan']

I like myself, and i accept who i am, and no i did not have 15 shots of vodka when that happened, actually that was a really depressing relationship, and i wasnt drinking at all since it was my first girlfriend, and being sober around her was great, it was after i left to visit my father for the summer that she went behind my back with 4 other guys, and that same week that **** happened i shattered my right hand and guitar playing was totally out of the question, and that's what keep me sane. People don't understand people with problems that they don't have, its all part of life, and human failure, i do it too. If people have drug problems i could give them **** about it, but the thing is that i've never done drugs so i don't know what they're going through. If someone killed your family i could tell you to get over it because everyone dies eventually, but i wouldnt because i havent had that problem. I never asked for sympathy, and i do stupid **** when im drunk. You've seen it, i'm seeing it, but life goes on, so if you could please lay off a bit, that would be great.

Dude, he hardly said ANYTHING to you. Maybe you should lay off a bit.

[James_Het_Rules]

No its just that i was drunk earlier and i made the mistake of posting while i was drunk, and people have been giving me **** about it since then, and id kind of like them to lay off with the vodka references, i made a stupid mistake, as i posted.

[Chink182]

A lot of people have requested photos of my hot relatives, and a lot of people have returned the favour by sending me photos of them drenched in cum. If you would like to see them just PM me ;)
Im just wishing there are people out there who printed these out and cummed on them. Gets me off thinking about it
*pictures of indra13's relatives"


0_0.
gaise, i thinkz we has winnar.


I thought I was weird when I wanked to Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door but.. I guess not.

[strat07]

My nipples :D

Treble with fear!

[SRV_disciple]

I really dont have an embarassing thing.I dont get embarassed.IDK maybe 2 dogs humping. :D

[bat69420]

A woman bound, gagged and ****ed hard in the ass? Not embarassed though.


Ahh, a dog nailing a chick.... Why would I admit that?.......

[jeremessmore]

um that show with the playboy girls on it....but to be honest you can definetly see some nips in that...... when they take their tops off ........... which is only like 5 or 6 episodes .........

[sraydn]

I can't believe how weird this guy is.

[JosephBerger]

...the pit is full of sick little Fukers o.o;...

[StonaLemons]

A picture of the queen on the back of a £20 note

[sraydn]

indra13 must have no friends, if he's looking at his family members the way he does. Anyone have a hotline number for that fool?

[hazzmatazz]

When I brushed passed a girl in a corrider full of crowded people I accidently felt her ass...

3 times I masturbated to that :sad: wow I'm pathetic.

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Funniest thread ever. And I say that having committed many of the same things Im seeing people admit to in here. Lets face it, sometimes you just have to branch out and try something new.

[AmplifySilence]

Funniest thread ever. And I say that having committed many of the same things Im seeing people admit to in here. Lets face it, sometimes you just have to branch out and try something new.

Haha very nice way to put it

[CrazyPigeon]

Smurf porn? A man and a women painted blue...

[creeping.death!]

Smurf porn? A man and a women painted blue...

What's so embarrasing about that? :confused:

[MrGuitar123]

to the wood chipper scene in Fargo.


Actually not really, I was strokin' the salami and it happened to be on at the time, I'm not psychotic.

[withered-arm]

A picture of the queen on the back of a £20 note




Fare dues, she is a hot chick.

[urik]

The last Tomb Raider's Lara Croft :sad:.

[Ssargentslayer]

I thought I was weird when I wanked to Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door but.. I guess not.

Are you insane?

http://pibones.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/elisha_cuthbert.jpg

[JeanMi36]

I once masturbated to Audrey Tautou.

http://accel23.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/45/58/65/audrey-tautou.jpg

[digimon go!]

hentai. pokemon hentai. pikachu to be exact :(
:wtf:

[withered-arm]

I once masturbated to Audrey Tautou.

http://accel23.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/45/58/65/audrey-tautou.jpg


And that is embarassing how? Unless you are her brother!

[guitardude34875]

Wanked while watching that Dallas Cowboy cheerleader show. You know the one.

Also, though Ive never actually beat it while watching Futurama, Ive definitely thought about Leela while wanking.

I loved that show, too bad I don't get CMT anymore...

:sad:

o well, that's why god invented the internet, amirite?

[Th3~one~an~0nly]

Sexy Mrs. Pack Man how could you resist with the way she sucks and swallows :liplick:

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/thexboxdomain/mrspacman.jpg

[mclies]

this "smurf" porno where these two guys and a chick are painted completely blue and have their smurf hats and start getting it on in the grass until papa smurf comes along and takes over....then gagamel (sp?) chases them away and has his way with smurfet...it went quite well until they started whistling the smurf theme song while she was blowing them....awkward :sad:
I've seen that. LOL. It made me laugh.

[Bama Jama]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7027/mudkipchan22po2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people? :mad:


Ohh so I hear You like teh Kips of teh mud

[deathbyriley]

chuck norris..
wait im not really embarresed

[necrophilic]

my cousin's g-string.

[oh poe poe]

nothing embarrassing that i can think of... hhhmmmmm
haha hmmm liarr =p

[Ragin87]

I once took all the clothes off of a girl in oblivion after I killed her.

dear god. im going to hell.

[VieNam]

hmm... probably my friend :D

edit:
:sad: i just realized how bad that sounded/is

[I.O.T.M]

one word fisting :)







:(

[AndyMcDandy]

This thread.

[skaterskagg1]

My neighbor is one of my very best friends and he has the hottest sister ever. I moved away and went to college. i had him send me all of her personal pictures she had online or her and her friends as well as take some of his own and email them to me. then i asked him to steal one her dirty thongs out of her room and mail it to me. he's my bro for life so he did. i licked that thing like none other. so yeah masturbating to my neighbors sister with pics he sent me. and licking her stolen thong.

[mr freezy]

Teen Titans hentai.

I'M NOT PROUD OF IT OK! :(

[flipthatchicken]

Cristopher Walken.

[radio_schizo]

A photo of a naked woman in a biology book...she was covered up in veins and arteries but you could just about see her body behind. I was young then:o

[slayaplaya]

team america sex scene...

[Wells-Zeppelin]

*sigh*

I wanked over a picture of Cortana :(

[SlipknotRule93]

um...

jenny off the last 4th series of the uk version of the apprentice was naked and photographed by the news of the world and i had one over that.

she is disgusting

:sad:

*sigh*

I wanked over a picture of Cortana :(

:haha

i dont blame you, though. her tits are HEEYUGE!

[Wells-Zeppelin]

Man, when Halo came out, I was like 10.. I had a crush on her.. Haha..
:D
:)
:(

[SlipknotRule93]

^

:haha

arbiter's hotter though

[NFFC_1865]

id say my guitar but i dont think thats embarassing
it is.

[Vermintide]

Nothing I've fapped to is embarrassing anymore. I take almost a strange pride in having stranger sexual fetishes than everyone else.

[metaldud536]

Dragonball Z hentai


...damn Chi Chi and her nice tits.... :(

Of course this was when I was in middle school :p:

[Retro Rocker]

Dragonball Z hentai


...damn Chi Chi and her nice tits.... :(

Of course this was when I was in middle school :p:
Kamehasutra.









:(

[Tire Me.]

I went for Julie (Winston's interest), as opposed to the slut, the slut scene was horrible!


Did I miss something in that book? Or maybe I got the school edited one?

[sneyob]

Man, when Halo came out, I was like 10.. I had a crush on her.. Haha..
:D
:)
:(

Dude.
His name is Master Chief.
And he's a dude.

...

[JilaX^]

Gay porn?

Bestiality?

[Wells-Zeppelin]

Dude.
His name is Master Chief.
And he's a dude.

...

Dude.
I was talking about Cortana.
She's the nude chick.

[JilaX^]

Dude.
I was talking about Cortana.
She's the nude chick.

She's not nude, wtf.

[Wells-Zeppelin]

She so is dude!!






She's just painted blue.

[Tomosaurus]

Is there anything worse than being caught masturbating looking into a mirror?

[1010011010]

^Masturbating to Granny porn I guess.

[Seth Shadows]

Dragonball Z hentai


...damn Chi Chi and her nice tits.... :(

Of course this was when I was in middle school :p:
damn buddy.
Lay off the pizza.

[HuckIt]

Smurf porn? A man and a women painted blue...

I've seen that one...I didn't wank to that but found it funny when Gagamel showed up and they ran away :haha... btw I think it was 2 men and a women...and papa smurf

as for myself...probably hentai

[metaldud536]

damn buddy.
Lay off the pizza.
I like pizza.

[slashVR]

I'm fapping to this thread.

[Wells-Zeppelin]

I like pizza.


I'm with you there buddy :)

[mrcrono]

I've never cranked one out to Courtney Love, but I always felt like I should.

[Rock? Anyone]

I've read this whole thred and I think its epic

I don't feel so bad now about all the shit Ive fapped to

most embarrassing would be Ivy from soul caliber 2

[Pernicano22]

Girls gone wild infomercial :(
Lmfao, ahhhh, being young with no access to porn :p:

[Beautifulxo]

Lol this thread again.. oh boy :rolleyes: :p:

[LgLagro]

Lol this thread again.. oh boy :rolleyes: :p:

those two smiley faces.......

time for round two

[Davus]

This hot girl in my gym class... we ended up going out but it was weird between those two times

[LgLagro]

LOL! I don't do anything actually. I'm like addicted to sex so I get enough of it that I don't need to do anything. My boyfriend doesn't seem to mind either. But I am starting to tone it down quite a bit lol :p:

..... can I please date you?

[Honkers]

But i dont jack off at all anymore
to defend myself slightly

[kaosfire]

But i dont jack off at all anymore
to defend myself slightly
thats worse than what u posted before!

shame on you :no:

[Sunburst PR]

<.<

>.>




Jesus (http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus)

[mullens99]

Okay, has anyone ever seen the movie "Quest for Fire"? It's about caveman and the discovery of fire and so forth. There was one time That was on T.V and one caveman started ramming cavewoman.... nonetheless you know where this story ends.....

[Foible776]

2 girls 1 cup. . . . . .I wanna kill myself now. . . .

[Rhythm__Guitar]

My masturbation escapades...
- Masturbated in a movie cinema
- Masturbated in a room full of guys at school camp
- Masturbated while my brother was sleeping in the same bed as me, on holidays
- Masturbated while my cousin sleeping in the same room as me
- Masturbated in school, twice
- Masturbated in public toilets
- Been caught masturbating by my mother
- Attempted to quit masturbation, lasted 9 hours

[mullens99]

Wait a second... has i cum blood been said yet?!?! I don't think it has and I have gone over every page...

[mrbean667]

Christina aguilera. People tell me shes not hot.

Not hot? They have no taste.

For me, a gay hentai called Sensitive Pornograph. The blonde guy is an anime version of the one guy I want to be with for the rest of my life...

[Abunai X]

Till Lindemann's voice.

[dubstar92]

Fat chick....... don't judge me, I was new to teh pr0nz and young and horny.

[Alpha_Wolf]

Well, you know how 4chan is notorious for having child porn posted?
.....yeeaaah, well......

:eek:

Dude! You can get arrested for that!

[DoomSentinal]

I recorded myself masturbating and masturbated to it. Beat that.

[Z_cup_boy]

blood

[skaterskagg1]

dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball.

[shrdtilyourdead]

The part in Tony Hawk Underground (I think Tampa Bay) where there's a strip club with scantly clad animated girls dancing outside...


OMGZ! ME TOO!!!


i once fapped to terminater no lie

but that was a long time ago

[David_Bowie=GOD]

yyz by rush

[DJRplaysGuitar]

Let's see here...

The Girls GOne Wild informercial...(probably my first time that I EVER fapped)
Pokemon/Digimon/Dragonball Z (Not much...anymore)
That High Tail Hall game
Countless episodes on hentai on the interweb
Teen Titans (god, i soon as I think of starfires chest...)
Avatar Sex Game/Teen Titans videos
Sailor Moon (not over that quite yet...)
picture of Vannesa Hudgens
picture of Ashley Tisdale (I should shoot myself for those)
hentai pictures (hit slideshow.....oh wow)
soul calibur (damn takis lack of a bra and her and ivys HUGE breasts...)

...and now, I suddenly want to get that KotoR game.

I'm SO going to hell.

[schecter ftw]

This one somewhat cute stoner chick in my school. All of my friends always rip on her cause shes a major stoner. But Hey, she has a pretty nice ass lulz.

[woMANintheBOX19]

Christian Bale in American Psycho..something about a man with homicidal hallucinations :liplick:

[JohnnyGenzale]

Carolina Gynning for any swedes.
Bukkake.

[angusfan16]

I found a photo book in my attic once and started looking through it. I found a picture of this insanely hot girl in a bikini so i pulled out my willy and went to work. I later showed that picture to my mom and she said "damn, i looked good back then."

[woMANintheBOX19]

I found a photo book in my attic once and started looking through it. I found a picture of this insanely hot girl in a bikini so i pulled out my willy and went to work. I later showed that picture to my mom and she said "damn, i looked good back then."
:eek: I hope that's not true.

[angusfan16]

:eek: I hope that's not true.


Umm actually.... :sad:

[woMANintheBOX19]

Umm actually.... :sad:
O M G




...I'm sorry

[angusfan16]

O M G




...I'm sorry

Me too...

[DarkDude110]

^ Oedipus complex much?

[JohnnyGenzale]

:haha :haha :haha

[schecter ftw]

I found a photo book in my attic once and started looking through it. I found a picture of this insanely hot girl in a bikini so i pulled out my willy and went to work. I later showed that picture to my mom and she said "damn, i looked good back then."

I lol'd so hard. :haha

I should sig that...

By the way, mind posting the picture??? If your mom was REALLY HOT all will be forgotten, somewhat...

[woMANintheBOX19]

angusfan16 is going to become the new UnionJake but instead circle jerking, he masturbated to a pic of his mother.

[angusfan16]

angusfan16 is going to become the new UnionJake but instead circle jerking, he masturbated to a pic of his mother.


Oh god i'll be famous for all the wrong reasons.

[angusfan16]

I lol'd so hard. :haha

I should sig that...

By the way, mind posting the picture??? If your mom was REALLY HOT all will be forgotten, somewhat...


If i can find it. this was a while back.

[Gmp]

I found a photo book in my attic once and started looking through it. I found a picture of this insanely hot girl in a bikini so i pulled out my willy and went to work. I later showed that picture to my mom and she said "damn, i looked good back then."

:facepalm:

[woMANintheBOX19]

Oh god i'll be famous for all the wrong reasons.
Just be careful about what information you share with the Pit.

[FortuneFaded]

If i can find it. this was a while back.

yes please find that for me.

[lzcougarz3]

The part in Tony Hawk Underground (I think Tampa Bay) where there's a strip club with scantly clad animated girls dancing outside...
This...

:sad:

[spoing24]

In b4 2 girls 1 cup.

haha i did that too. and i did it to pics of my sisters. and cousins.

[boboguitar]

hannah montana

[Gmp]

haha i did that too. and i did it to pics of my sisters. and cousins.

..your sister?



























nice.

[Spamwise]

Deliriumbassist

[RX120D]

Snoochy Noochies motherfuckers was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that. But I don't think it's him.

Uhm... Alexi laiho?
Yes.

[Cody.Guitarist]

I did it to the girls on Duke Nukem in DC with the money throwing cheat on....

They flash you...... You know....

[magnum1117]

princess leia...star wars VI i believe....

yeah..

[jimithrash]

on imagefap was tankin on the album previews and soemtimes a dudes penis would pop up .. didnt ejac to the penis though .. lucky :)

[3 ring binder]

A loading screen.

[Fuzzbox91]

a description of a girl in Brave New World.


just like the bad brains say "all the time....with just our minds"

[Shard Prime]

My guitar.

[Invader Jim]

Wow. I just read every post in this thread and can't believe how much of it I have done as well...

[ixKilledxKenny]

There's this guy at my school who got caught by his mom wanking to Lowrider magazine :haha

[Xp3ns1v3]

This threa--- ahhhhh oh my Lord ohhh yes...

[Zephyr-Chills]

Try keeping an erection through BME pain olympics

[Alpha_Wolf]

This dude at my school got caught whacking it by his mom.

She grounded him.

[fassw8614]

scrambled softcore porn

[silental]

I'll own the thread:

Kelly Osbourne.


There, I said it.

[Shard Prime]

Okay, okay, I admit it.

Furry Friday.

[GrungeJunkie]

princess leia...star wars VI i believe....

yeah..
this...


but I wouldn't say its embarrassing.

I'v fapped to the girls in the first sim's game before

[gun4hire]

a bowl of oatmeal

[shadow__666]

Spike heel domination porn.

[CycoVisonary23]

i once fapped to the pron in newgrounds

[Mastodon]

nugget porn. picture two quadriplegic midgets (nuggets). then picture two large black guys picking them up and putting the one on top of the other. you know the rest.

[H4T3BR33D3R]

The Food Network.


What? Rachael Ray is hot. :p:

[AvengedFoghat]

a nickelodeon show, where they had... alright its katara from avatar.

she was in this swimsuit-type thing

did anyone do what I did?

[gun4hire]

^i just saw your sig and got all warm and fuzzy. and then i nutted.

i have fapped to all of these at one point or another
Rachael Ray
that one

girls in the first sim's game before
guilty

a description of a girl in Brave New World.
Lenina sounded so fuckin hot

princess leia
many times

terminater
first thing i EVER fapped to was the love scene in the first one

dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball.
Rumble Roses too

Quest for Fire
i knew what you were talking about when i got to "quest for fire", done it

team america sex scene...
yup yup

A photo of a naked woman in a biology book...she was covered up in veins and arteries but you could just about see her body behind. I was young then:o
jr high biology

Teen Titans hentai.

I'M NOT PROUD OF IT OK! :(
i am

Marge Simpson porn
definitely
lol Brenda song, Raven.
both of em

Madonna
my hobby for freshman year

Kotor2 Handmaiden
oh man she was hot

Christina aguilera. People tell me shes not hot.
to one of her album covers

i havent done mission, but ive jerked over a twi'lek before, it was yrs ago :sad:

EDIT: and two of the girls in Soul Calibur 3
mission, and bastila.....and juhani :(
and more than two from soul calibur, seung mina is my favorite, but there's also ivy, taki, talim...
Sailor Moon
just recently too

drawing of Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson having sex.
seen that picture and fapped to it

JC Penny catalog
well sears tbh

I fapped to a drawing of Darth Maul and the Emperor double teaming Queen Amidalla. Everybody's fapped to stuff like that. Right, guys? Right?
if by everyone you mean me then yes

umm I dont know if its weird to you all or not but naked pictures of ff7 and ffx characters
oh man, definitely. Kimhari's got one fat blood sausage

Misty from the Pokémon Tv show.
like, two days ago

Leela, from futurama, i think.
oh god who hasnt?
********.
i dont know but i most likely have

the disney channel
i blame Disney for giving me so many things to fap to. Kim Possible stole countless hours of my life for fapping.
Mission, from Knights of the old republic
i find it humorous that your name is "griff_kid" and you are talking about mission. thats almost like incest

Girls gone wild infomercial :(
oh man i stayed up for those every night for like two months

Well. I have sick fetishes. I would have to say the worst would probably be hentai
i remember my first hentai, Knights of Ramune. oh man that was awesome

Paris Hilton, or Bob Barker...I'd have to say one of those two for me...
well not bob barker, but the price is right. and definitely to paris hilton

[H4T3BR33D3R]

^i just saw your sig and got all warm and fuzzy. and then i fapped.

i have fapped to all of these at one point or another

that one


guilty


Lenina sounded so fuckin hot


many times


first thing i EVER fapped to was the love scene in the first one


Rumble Roses too


i knew what you were talking about when i got to "quest for fire", done it


yup yup


jr high biology


i am


definitely

both of em


my hobby for freshman year


oh man she was hot


to one of her album covers


mission, and bastila.....and juhani :(
and more than two from soul calibur, seung mina is my favorite, but there's also ivy, taki, talim...

just recently too


seen that picture and fapped to it


well sears tbh


if by everyone you mean me then yes


oh man, definitely. Kimhari's got one fat blood sausage


like, two days ago


oh god who hasnt?

i dont know but i most likely have


i blame Disney for giving me so many things to fap to. Kim Possible stole countless hours of my life for fapping.

i find it humorous that your name is "griff_kid" and you are talking about mission. thats almost like incest


oh man i stayed up for those every night for like two months


i remember my first hentai, Knights of Ramune. oh man that was awesome


well not bob barker, but the price is right. and definitely to paris hilton

You're a sick fuck. :wtf:

[Punkrocker94]

a Lucky magazine
lol.

[DorkusMalorkus]

Why does this thread stay open, but not mine?
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1009284

[B O D O M]

Why does this thread stay open, but not mine?
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1009284

This doesn't include topics about ****ting on other people, and pissing in their mouths.

[H4T3BR33D3R]

This doesn't include topics about ****ting on other people, and pissing in their mouths.

It does if you masturbate to it.


Hence the thread title 'Most embarrassing thing you've masturbated to' ;)

[B O D O M]

It does if you masturbate to it.


Hence the thread title 'Most embarrassing thing you've masturbated to' ;)

Oo, well played.

[b4t3man]

Kim Possible hentai. I'm not alone, am I?

[DorkusMalorkus]

This doesn't include topics about ****ting on other people, and pissing in their mouths.
But my scat thesis and piss dissertation are ruined now.

[B O D O M]

But my scat thesis and piss dissertation are ruined now.

It was bound to happen in The Pit.

[wombifat]

Sailor Moon. 'nuff said
i was waiting for that

[vinc3nt]

you know in the back of some magazines, like hyper or car mags, they have that phone porno stuff that you text to and get. yeah that....:( ( i never actually got it though, just the pics)

[wellsy411]

second the guy who fapped to hentai... i think we have all been there.... at least once

[Rock_Rebel]

TO THE TS's mom... I'm just jerking you :haha




I would have to say....a fat chick....cause there was nothing on...

This disturbs me more than the fact that you masturbated to a fat chick.

[Fassa Albrecht]

A Rush drum solo.......:D:sad:

[Fuzzbox91]

The Food Network.


What? Rachael Ray is hot. :p:
Rachel Ray is extremley hot.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u234/Orikinla/RachelRay.jpg

[beckyjc]

http://mikey.i.ph/albums/images/obese_fat_guy.jpg

OH GOD.



In reality though, anyone ever play orgasm girl on newgrounds?

[Zephyr-Chills]

this is truly the funniest thread ever

[jeremessmore]

http://mikey.i.ph/albums/images/obese_fat_guy.jpg

OH GOD.



In reality though, anyone ever play orgasm girl on newgrounds?
*slowly raises hand, then I remembered there was real pr0n to be looked at

[mnhockey99]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/bigandy/permalinks/lfa4c21931e5d4c36b8d637gs8.jpg

[risetofight]

well i was hanging out at union-jakes dorm..........

[5th_fret]

the cnn

[antianti99]

well i was hanging out at union-jakes dorm..........
:haha :haha

[reddeath959]

Oh god... I just went through the trouble of emailing my blackberry that mudkip picture...


meh I'd have to say back when I fap to anything with boobs... you get the idea

limewire+12 yearold = viruses and sore right hand

[Black__Dog]

You know when u pick up a hooker in GTA?







:(

[reddeath959]

You know when u pick up a hooker in GTA?







:(
you mean people find that weird

...

<.<
>.>



...






:sad:

[Maidenfan066]

Well I had this one Motocross game for Xbox back in the day and there was this one rock pillar thing in one of the maps and if you could get enough speed and jump to the top there was a hot tub with an extremely badly animated chick in it wearing a bikini.

I once spent an entire day trying to get up there...

[angusfan16]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/bigandy/permalinks/lfa4c21931e5d4c36b8d637gs8.jpg


NOOO!!!! I just got her out of my head. Dammit!

[Zaphod_Beeblebr]

In reality though, anyone ever play orgasm girl on newgrounds?

*raises hand* Several times miss :sad:

[Deliriumbassist]

Deliriumbassist

Don't be embarrassed. I should be. It's mortifying when people drop their trousers in the street and start pleasuring themselves whenever I walk past :sad:

[centorium]

to a film of me and my girlfriend having sex...not weird you say... i stared at myself the whole time

[Muckle]

A £20 pound note

[Insanitydenied]

Friend's sister, that's a good 4-6 years younger...

[Z_cup_boy]

uhm...bdsm stuff.

[somehow damaged]

Captain Janeway of the USS Voyager

[centorium]

this thread ;)

[Fassa Albrecht]

Rush songs....all the time.

[Retro Rocker]

Rush songs....all the time.
Is that really so embarassing :p:

[a6l6e6x1]

family guy
there i said it

it was on but i wasnt paying attention


and kerching!


anyone know that show?? alex was hot (it was a she)

[Fassa Albrecht]

Is that really so embarassing


It is when you're fapping to the bassline.

[JF-SH1]

Not gay but I jerked to John Mayer playing the solo on Belief...

[gun4hire]

Kim Possible hentai. I'm not alone, am I?
i believe i addressed that one in my long post

You're a sick fuck. :wtf:
:haha:haha:haha

the saddest thing is that the entire post is 100% true

[Lex_Luthier]

I've embarrassingly done it on this I Love You Tender video from finland:

http://www.acousticandelectricguitars.com/2009/01/i-want-to-love-you-tender-video/

several times.