Most embarassing thing you've ever masturbated to

[Rancid_Punk]

Searched and couldn't find a thread like this.
Basically people, just post whatever you've squeezed your weasel to that you're most embarassed about

Mine would be Courtney Love...



...twice

[insideac]

Feet















lulz

[larry jones]

A dead donkey.

[insideac]

Oh! And one time, to Ogrish.

[larry jones]

A dead male donkey.

[larry jones]

Twice.

[iceman95]

*snickers* "squeeze your weasel"

[roger88]

id say my guitar but i dont think thats embarassing

[The_Nightwish]

TO THE TS's mom... I'm just jerking you :haha




I would have to say....a fat chick....cause there was nothing on...

[CowboyUp]

Some wierd fiction story involving old women perving over young girls :cry:

[Deadmen]

(And no I DID NOT masturbate to my own ass :) )


Or did you!?!?!?!

[david_highland]

Paris Hilton, or Bob Barker...I'd have to say one of those two for me...

[david_highland]

My own ass.

I bet nobody gets that reference. hah.

(And no I DID NOT masturbate to my own ass :) )

Haggard...

[RPGoof]

Rancid_Punk.




Twice.

[Fusanti_RHCP]

family guy
there i said it

[Cobalt Blue]

Let's just say I was happier before i knew Dame Edna was a man... a lot happier.

[Awaken]

^^ LOL great stuff

[clincher09]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7027/mudkipchan22po2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people? :mad:

[insideac]

Dude, theres nipples. Get rid of it or risk being b&

[david_highland]

Dude, theres nipples. Get rid of it or risk being b&

Yeah get rid of it...I'm afraid it might be too late....still that's way better than Bob Barker.

[jasonsol]

Well. I have sick fetishes. I would have to say the worst would probably be hentai. That **** is ****ed. Umm... shemale? blah, didnt know it till **** got heavy ya know. Many youtube videos of chicks shakin there ass...

I am going to hell.

[david_highland]

A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people? :mad:

We're lookin' out for you dude, if you wan't to be banned then that's cool with me, you can post all the porn you want, I personaly don't have a problem with it.

[GIue]

men

[master]

the love scene in bride of chucky....


i was 12, I SWEAR!

[FlyingFuc!<]

Girls gone wild infomercial :(

[master]

Girls gone wild infomercial :(

lmao, me too. Don't you just hate those censor bars!!??

[Trabo]

clincher09's post.

[Alter-Bridge]

http://hermanli.com/images/hermanli_by_rudy.jpg

[Pleasure2kill]

I jacked it to Sodom - Body Parts. I kept in sync with the drumming too. Damn I was sore after the double bass kicked in!

[Scum_PunkRocker]

Dammit. You dudes stole the mama joke! It'd be funny if someone said 2 girls 1 cup.


My most embarassing thing would be my friend's mom.

[Griff_Kid]

Mission, from Knights of the old republic, i was 13 at the time :(

EDIT: Anyone who hasn't played that game, it's a starwars game and she's an alien. A t'weilek and shes blue. Like mudkip girl at the top there. So you can equip all your characters with armour/clothes and whatnot. Yeah, you can also take 'em off too.

[sidereal9]

the disney channel

[Slaytanic6606]

Beastality.



:sad:

I'm so ashamed of myself.

[CowboyUp]

http://hermanli.com/images/hermanli_by_rudy.jpg
*fapfapfap*

[tehbensonzorz]

Avril Levine...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/AlexiLaiho.jpg

[Spitz13]

okay, so i was home alone, and decided i'd have a wank to something on t.v. .. started flipping the channels, nothing fappable, but i mean NOTHING.. i started getting worried.. fliping the channels, and then i came about.... the disney channel... oh ****... it was that show with the twins that has a hot chinease chick and a blond bitch thats hot as well.. good enough =]

[metaldud536]

Avril Levine...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/AlexiLaiho.jpg


Wait a minute...........


Seriosly one of those tribal shows on the Discovery channel about tribes and the girls who run around topless.

[walkinbazooka]

Meatspin.

[MetalMilitia212]

Haha, I know people on here in person, so I can't say :p:.

PM me if you really need to know for some reason. Or LadyHellraiser, she knows.

[Joelsef]

Weird angles you can find in video games of female characters' undergarments. Kingdom Hearts, for example, is notorious for this. Half the time, you don't even know what you're looking at.

[Superpartydude5]

Gore Hentai

[iceman95]

Well. I have sick fetishes. I would have to say the worst would probably be hentai. That **** is ****ed. Umm... shemale? blah, didnt know it till **** got heavy ya know. Many youtube videos of chicks shakin there ass...

I am going to hell.


it wont be hell, but you're gonna run into some bad dudes

[Tubyboulin]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7027/mudkipchan22po2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people? :mad:

wow...can i have the one without those damn black bars :confused:










God im a perv :(

[ChickMagnet41]

Meatspin.

what?

[Jawkster]

Gore Hentai

what?? PM me :sad:.

[MorelloMan1992]

what?ahaha.. gross.

but seriously..

Leela, from futurama, i think.







....wouldn't YOU let her be on top?

[Shylock]

Avril Levine...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/AlexiLaiho.jpgcould have sworn that was jason mewes.

[Superpartydude5]

what?? PM me :sad:.


Umm... well I just typed gore hentai into google, I don't actually have any on my computer to PM to you...

[societies_worm]

bukkake?

[bananaboy]

That madmaxluke thread.

[Alexander_BR]

Probably some plain hentai.

But once I was downloading **** from Limewire and doing the deed, and I saw a dog screwing girl vid.

[holybassbatman!]

Avril Levine...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/AlexiLaiho.jpg


Snoochy Noochies motherfuckers was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that. But I don't think it's him.

[gibson_lover_ga]

The Girls Gone Wild infomercials, where it's all censored. Past that I choose my wanking material very carefully.

[ChickMagnet41]

whats meatspin?

[gibson_lover_ga]

Just put a dot com on the end of it and enjoy, ChickMagnet41

[MedicreDemon]

This thread.

[Kid Fisto]

That madmaxluke thread.
oh GAWDS.

[Brain245]

that damn Les Miserables book I had to read last year. I guess it wasnt so much masturbating to the book but more like "I hate this book... I'd rather be jerking off right now."

[Archaon]

Snoochy Noochies motherfuckers was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that. But I don't think it's him.
Considering he's wearing a Children of Bodom shirt, looks like Alexi Laiho, and is Alexi Laiho, it's definitely Alexi Laiho.

[IcePh0enix]

I once read an article about a dude having sex with a female dolphin and it gave me a boner. I'm a weird fapper, I think about having sex and then fap in my head alot. I only look at porn while fapping about 20% of the time. I'm not going to go into but yeah, if somebody found out about it in real life I would be so embaressed.

[doggy_hat]

I masturbated to the mental image of the slut from the book, 1984.

[RandyVanHendrix]

Misty from the Pokémon Tv show.
















:(

[dysfnktnl]

Porn.

[jtaylor]

Myself, in the mirror.

[punk_metal2007]

umm I dont know if its weird to you all or not but naked pictures of ff7 and ffx characters

[Tummaenkeli]

Brittany Spears...
...when she was bald....

:D

[FaceTheBass]

umm I dont know if its weird to you all or not but naked pictures of ff7 and ffx characters

And the ruling on the field....it's weird!


Just kidding, lol. I fapped to a drawing of Darth Maul and the Emperor double teaming Queen Amidalla. Everybody's fapped to stuff like that. Right, guys? Right?

[gibson_lover_ga]

And the ruling on the field....it's weird!


Just kidding, lol. I fapped to a drawing of Darth Maul and the Emperor double teaming Queen Amidalla. Everybody's fapped to stuff like that. Right, guys? Right?

Of course.

[MrDURPEEDURP]

Futurama...at Leela when she was wrestling with Amy and she was wearing that wierd suite that made her look incredibly sex....and when she was attempting to rip it off, i
yeah..... :(

well Leela's FKIN HOT!!! what can I say?

[sebastian_96]

Hentai :sad:

[treflip]

Yakult.

.... ;)

[MrDURPEEDURP]

Hentai :sad:

hey i like fapping to hentai.....those japs sure know how to animate my favorite position....rather then the countless number of pr0n videos that are just a boring
doggystyle... :(

[WH15P3R]

I've done it once or twice while watching TV...
Happened to be Samuel L Jackson, but I had my mind on something else.


But damn that man is sexy with his constant complaining =]

[Scarlatti]

Hustler tv :liplick:
Wait.. That isn't wierd...
Erm.. Hentai counts?

[im_hungry]

This thread gets a The Todd high five

http://members.iinet.net.au/~carlm/misc/jrnl_scrubs.jpg

[perry589]

I masturbated to the mental image of the slut from the book, 1984.

Watch the film, the actress is completely nude for most of her scenes.

And Family Guy.

[d von]

Goatse.

[J-Spoon]

Dragon Ball.... the original dragon ball... man it was dirty and that Bulma just kept flashing herself.

[bikerboyjosh]

some orn star who looked like my mates mum

[hellbound_jonny]

If anyone can remember Tony Hawk's 4 - there was a character on that called Daisy with a move called "Oh Yeeah!".

Throw in Perfect Balance and it was my favourite game for a couple of months!

[PastaOfMuppets]

Furry Porn...

[UndeadPaperclip]

Pokemon. Though to be fair, I wasn't really doing it TO Pokemon so much as doing both at the same time because I figured "Hey, If I'm going to do both tonight anyway...lets save some time."

[hairypineapple]

In reply to everyone whos posted in this thread...

Pics or it didnt happen






zing

[Joey Radical]

Inoue Orihime from bleach...

I mean, they're HUGE!

[clincher09]

In reply to everyone whos posted in this thread...

Pics or it didnt happen






zing

I did.

[Retro Rocker]

Dragon Ball.... the original dragon ball... man it was dirty and that Bulma just kept flashing herself.
Kamehasutra for me :(

[slappymoe66]

I just got halo 3 and man is that cortana a babe

[PlayMadness]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l50/graveshadow/dethklok.gif

[Dudage]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l50/graveshadow/dethklok.gif

Hawt

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Wanked while watching that Dallas Cowboy cheerleader show. You know the one.

Also, though Ive never actually beat it while watching Futurama, Ive definitely thought about Leela while wanking.

[MANATEEN]

JC Penny catalog

[Virgil_Hart05]

Shemale's in Space VII

[Jack Off Jill]

MissMetalGore: "awesome guitar solos"

But for me: Um.. lets see... Oh, this one drawing of Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson having sex.

[AngelOfHatred]

That Lady Marmalade music video...

[budgie182]

Snoochy Noochies motherfuckers was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that. But I don't think it's him.
those were the exact words that i thought of too :rolleyes:

most embarrassing thing?
probably hentai

[wannabestoner69]

the girls gone wild infomercial a few times i felt like jacking it and nothing waz on

[Thebiz]

I would rather jack it to Alexi Laiho than Avril Lavigne any day!

...

...

Ok that mighta been a little too extreme

[david_highland]

umm I dont know if its weird to you all or not but naked pictures of ff7 and ffx characters

Who? like Cloud and Waka??? that's pretty hot....

[horloko]

hentai. pokemon hentai. pikachu to be exact :(

[CryingAlone]

To pokemon

[guitarhero_764]

Incest stories...

:sad:

[Yngwie_Ragnarok]

Renamon

:(

[Punkable_Tabs]

Aerials by SOAD

[Vinyl_Master]

lmao, me too. Don't you just hate those censor bars!!??

Yes :mad:

[TroM]

Weird threads like this

Not really but.....lol.

[CollinPlaysBass]

National Geographic...

I shot myself in the eye................

[Punkrocker94]

Lol a Grip Gum ad.

[Callicut]

I masturbated to the mental image of the slut from the book, 1984.
I know exactly what your talking about. I always came when they put the rats around his head though.

[Assface137]

School yearbook photo of my crush.....

JUST KIDDIN'

Serously though, you guys have some weird weird fetishes...

[walkinbazooka]

Meatspin.
Meatspin.
:haha On the first page!

[IWasHere!]

ilovedolphins.org

[Woogles]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7027/mudkipchan22po2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people? :mad:

Got original?
>.>

[JeffWiredBeck24]

Jerk off jerk off. I love women!

[jakekilgore666]

to a book about black holes.
damn those chapter numbers are sexy

[skvvisgaar]

okay, so i was home alone, and decided i'd have a wank to something on t.v. .. started flipping the channels, nothing fappable, but i mean NOTHING.. i started getting worried.. fliping the channels, and then i came about.... the disney channel... oh ****... it was that show with the twins that has a hot chinease chick and a blond bitch thats hot as well.. good enough =]
...suite life of zac and cody? :no:

that chinese chick is hot, but still...

[skvvisgaar]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l50/graveshadow/dethklok.gif
well... good for you.

I feel violated

:(

[chunkychewie]

that damn Les Miserables book I had to read last year. I guess it wasnt so much masturbating to the book but more like "I hate this book... I'd rather be jerking off right now."

In that case, I've masturbated to my math book.

[SilenceIsGolden]

This thread gets a The Todd high five

http://members.iinet.net.au/~carlm/misc/jrnl_scrubs.jpg

I got quite a kick out of that, because I recently watched every episode. :D

Mind five!

[speshul k 1207]

Searched and couldn't find a thread like this.
Basically people, just post whatever you've squeezed your weasel to that you're most embarassed about

Mine would be Courtney Love...



...twice


to you...oh wait...did i say that out loud? :sad: :sad:

[woodenbandman]

I did it to beastiality once. I must have been 12, and going through my limewire masturbation phase.

:(

[Lucas Bundy MAN]

Considering he's wearing a Children of Bodom shirt, looks like Alexi Laiho, and is Alexi Laiho, it's definitely Alexi Laiho.

and the tat on his hand

[walk the land]

Pictures on google images of naked women statues and old paintings of naked women. **** I didn't know where else to look at the time.

[seanius]

I found a good way to save money while in amsterdam ... Find a prostitue, park up next to them, and jack YOURSELF off......GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, A PROSTITUTE'S VAGINA DOES!!

But to be perfectly honest, i dont consider that wierd at all....i do believe that its a smart thing to do.

Iv masturbated to scrabble before, my friend spelt the word ejaculate and i was in heaven.

[Masonpwiley]

But once I was downloading **** from Limewire and doing the deed, and I saw a dog screwing girl vid.

I saw that to. I don't download anything from Limewire anymore because I had to format my PC to get a virus off last time.

[Mud Martian]

Alma from FEAR. Yeah. ****ed up huh? :(

[speeddemon731]

nice pic turns me on lol

[zeppelinfreak51]

In b4 2 girls 1 cup.

[Munchlaxatives]

Either hentai or porn from my mp3 player when I was 14. The screen was about 1.5 inches.

Also, one day in art class I was really aroused and I found that if I shook my leg fast enough, it was almost like I was fapping. So basically, I was on a stool for five minutes looking like I had a seizure and I never came close to finishing.

[Fred1000000]

Leekspin. Hey, the chick has nice boobs.

Yes, I did it with the song.

[FireandFlames]

Linetrap.

[WinterMadness76]

Well, you know how 4chan is notorious for having child porn posted?
.....yeeaaah, well......

[WolfBlackRiver]

midget porn is hot

[Optimusprimerib]

Sailor Moon. 'nuff said

[barb3rman]

I masturbated to the mental image of the slut from the book, 1984.

Hahahaha...That's just ****ing hilarious as is this thread. It's also strange how many of these things described in these posts I've done too. I guess everyone is weird too.

[WolfBlackRiver]

Psylocke from X-Men, pretty sure i ruined an X-Men comic when i was younger...

she's a hottie!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psylocke

[KrazyGrape]

Gibson ES335

[XstygX]

guy on guy porn











im a dude :sad:


just kidding
seriously though nothing really just normal porn

[aradine]

one time at band camp there was this girl who had some bondage mags, well the rest is history.

[for the lolz]

I once read an article about a dude having sex with a female dolphin and it gave me a boner. I'm a weird fapper, I think about having sex and then fap in my head alot. I only look at porn while fapping about 20% of the time. I'm not going to go into but yeah, if somebody found out about it in real life I would be so embaressed.


OMg i read that too. Did you read it on totse? That site is full of weird stuff like that but its strangely erotic and arousing yet i dont know why. THeres just something about the incest section

[Jakeylee111]

I like reading erotic stories. :D

[King Krapp]

Got original?
>.>

It's in the jj.am galleries I think

[JohnnyGenzale]

bukkake?



That's not weird. That's sexy.

[Wiirdo]

It's in the jj.am galleries I think

Crap. I just looked that up. :( :(

[OffDayTYA!]

guy on guy porn











im a dude :sad:


just kidding
seriously though nothing really just normal porn

hahahaha

[King Krapp]

Crap. I just looked that up. :( :(

Lawl wha?

[fortysix&2]

I masturbated to the mental image of the slut from the book, 1984.

I went for Julie (Winston's interest), as opposed to the slut, the slut scene was horrible!

[SHEEM]

Kensai.

[jb_reborn]

Sailor Moon. 'nuff said

Hell that was the best show ever!!! i did it to the cats.............

[thunderbox]

myself :)

[RubberPuppiessu]

Gingers

[dudius]

bukkake?

That's not weird. That's sexy.


theres a comedian i watched who said "if a girl will ask you to cum on her face, date her. if she waits for it to dry, you marry that crazy bitch!"

[dudius]

the love scene in bride of chucky....


i was 12, I SWEAR!





the tree rape scene in The Evil Dead

[thedudemeister]

Mission, from Knights of the old republic, i was 13 at the time :(

EDIT: Anyone who hasn't played that game, it's a starwars game and she's an alien. A t'weilek and shes blue. Like mudkip girl at the top there. So you can equip all your characters with armour/clothes and whatnot. Yeah, you can also take 'em off too.

i havent done mission, but ive jerked over a twi'lek before, it was yrs ago :sad:

EDIT: and two of the girls in Soul Calibur 3 :(

and 2 of the users on here, but i aint telling you who

FURTHER EDIT: i have actually jerked over mission, i just remembered. im ashamed :sad:

[Orbit91]

My Guitar, luckily it's White.

[Beautifulxo]

I'm scared of this thread lol

[Jakeylee111]

I'm scared of this thread lol
The only reason you'd have to be scared is if you wank to scat porn or people fucking while wearing diapers...

[Beautifulxo]

The only reason you'd have to be scared is if you wank to scat porn or people fuing while wearing diapers...

LOL! I don't do anything actually. I'm like addicted to sex so I get enough of it that I don't need to do anything. My boyfriend doesn't seem to mind either. But I am starting to tone it down quite a bit lol :p:

[Ashish23]

Wow, compared to some of the **** mentioned here, I seem like a mormon :P, probably going to hell just reading some of the **** here.

haha, but the most embarrassing thing I've fapped to is chubby porn.
Sometimes you're just in the mood, you know :(

[JohnnyGenzale]

Wow, compared to some of the **** mentioned here, I seem like a mormon :P, probably going to hell just reading some of the **** here.

haha, but the most embarrassing thing I've fapped to is chubby porn.
Sometimes you're just in the mood, you know :(


You are by far the sickest one here man.

[Ashish23]

You are by far the sickest one here man.
Yeah and it was chubby porn with bondage. That makes me the jack the ripper of this thread.

[Jakeylee111]

You are by far the sickest one here man.
:haha

^^Beautifulxo, that's a bit too much info there... :o :p:

[Beautifulxo]

^^Beautifulxo, that's a bit too much info there... :o :p:

Yeah.. I usually over do it don't I? :p: That's okay.. I'm really comfortable talking about stuff like that

[benjy118]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7027/mudkipchan22po2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people? :mad:

... Source?

FUREDIT: Nevermind :D Google FTW.

As to stay ontopic... probably...

Infact, no. My secrets are my own xD

[Megadeth2011]

Christina aguilera. People tell me shes not hot.

[Ashish23]

Christina aguilera. People tell me shes not hot.
Anyone with real tits from the hollywood biz is hot nowdays.

Except cameron diaz. She's gone bald I heard.

[JohnnyGenzale]

Yeah.. I usually over do it don't I? :p: That's okay.. I'm really comfortable talking about stuff like that


Yeah bragging is easy.

[Magero]

Linetrap.
Not embarrased...I'd totally tap him/her/it.

[thebl@de]

LOL! I don't do anything actually. I'm like addicted to sex so I get enough of it that I don't need to do anything. My boyfriend doesn't seem to mind either. But I am starting to tone it down quite a bit lol :p:
:eek:

[aznmetalhead93]

I know somebody that has whacked off to Chucky.

[SealCubMassacre]

When I came out of the shower my dog licked my balls so I masturbated to the feeling it gave.

[sirrjj]

dead zombie mudkips giving head to the lol wut pear

[black-sabbath]

Paris Hilton, or Bob Barker...I'd have to say one of those two for me...


She's the more embarrassing choice.

[Just_Matt]

hey that mudkipz chick is kinda sexy :liplick:

[sirrjj]

on a seriouse note i watched this porno this is how it went

the two men came in the room waiting for the woman to enter
the two men took there clothes of, in preperation for the woman to enter
the two men sat down on the couch, relxed waiting for the woman to enter
the two men prepared each other for the woman to enter obviously
the two men started to lick each other? obviously they are preparing for the woman
OMG!!!!!!!111110NEONETWO ELEVEN
THER SUCKING EACHOTHER OMG ITZ GEHYY PRONZ!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHAHHHAHAHHHH!!!!!!!!11
"hey whats the moise"
"ahh mum nooo get out"
"OMG u r WHATCHING GAY ProNz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IM TELLING YOUR FREINDS"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111222222333333ONEONEONETWOTWOELEVENGOOGLE"
(ending wasnt so seriuos)

[Matty Angel]

on a seriouse note i watched this porno this is how it went

the two men came in the room waiting for the woman to enter
the two men took there clothes of, in preperation for the woman to enter
the two men sat down on the couch, relxed waiting for the woman to enter
the two men prepared each other for the woman to enter obviously
the two men started to lick each other? obviously they are preparing for the woman
OMG!!!!!!!111110NEONETWO ELEVEN
THER SUCKING EACHOTHER OMG ITZ GEHYY PRONZ!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHAHHHAHAHHHH!!!!!!!!11
"hey whats the moise"
"ahh mum nooo get out"
"OMG u r WHATCHING GAY ProNz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IM TELLING YOUR FREINDS"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111222222333333ONEONEONETWOTWOELEVENGOOGLE"
(ending wasnt so seriuos)

that was so funny

ontopic: ive never done it to anythin weird

[IHeartMyCrybaby]

the girl that sits next to me in school lmao she is not ugly but now every time i see her i have an "issue" lol

[sirrjj]

the girl that sits next to me in school lmao she is not ugly but now every time i see her i have an "issue" lol

HAHAHAHA you have issues!! :D

[FireandFlames]

the girl that sits next to me in school lmao she is not ugly but now every time i see her i have an "issue" lol
Issues? It's okay if you have ED bro.

[BlackSephiroth]

This.
http://www.movieactors.com/photos703/gibson177.jpeg

[Horlicks]

Lois Griffin...

[BlackSephiroth]

Lois Griffin...
Stewie Griffin...
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/Z/k/fGuyStewieShavingAss_v1f_72.jpg

[little david]

being raped by two turks...

















:liplick:

[Ziggums]

Mission, from Knights of the old republic, i was 13 at the time :(

EDIT: Anyone who hasn't played that game, it's a starwars game and she's an alien. A t'weilek and shes blue. Like mudkip girl at the top there. So you can equip all your characters with armour/clothes and whatnot. Yeah, you can also take 'em off too.

I didn't >> <<

I always made sure I did the mission in Kotor2 so I could make Handmaiden walk around in that skimpy bikini thing... Lol

Embarrassing thing is that I'd probably be doing it right now if I didn't lose that game..

[sirrjj]

This.
http://www.movieactors.com/photos703/gibson177.jpeg

saving to computer :p:

[thedudemeister]

saving to computer :p:

i would rather save the mudkip girl to my comp :D

[hadesdaman]

that damn Les Miserables book I had to read last year. I guess it wasnt so much masturbating to the book but more like "I hate this book... I'd rather be jerking off right now."

*shoots for blasphemy* :no:

[Fate_of_Mind]

Girls gone wild infomercial :(

:sad:

[urbanfox]

I jacked it to Sodom - Body Parts. I kept in sync with the drumming too. Damn I was sore after the double bass kicked in!

+1 - I like to keep in time with any music I have playing at the time :rolleyes:


Shopping Channels though - Some of the presenters are hawt :p:

[thedudemeister]

... Source?

FUREDIT: Nevermind :D Google FTW.

As to stay ontopic... probably...

Infact, no. My secrets are my own xD

i cant find it on google :sad:

[ArmedForBattle]

mudkip girl
hahah

original pic here

http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Mudkip/Mudkip008.jpg.html

[SealCubMassacre]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7027/mudkipchan22po2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people? :mad:

Someone PM me the unedited version.

EDIT: nevermind :p:

[Drmckool]

mudkip girl
hahah

original pic here

http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Mudkip/Mudkip008.jpg.html

what's embarrassing about that

[urdad]

man the wierdest thing i ever wanked to was an grandma porn.... they were pretty hot...

[Magero]

the girl that sits next to me in school lmao she is not ugly but now every time i see her i have a "tissue" lol
Fix'd
mudkip girl
hahah

original pic here

http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Mudkip/Mudkip008.jpg.html
Take that down.
You're gonna get banned for linking to porn.

[urdad]

mudkip girl
hahah

original pic here

http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Mudkip/Mudkip008.jpg.html

wow... mudkip is hotter in real life...this makes me wanna play pokemon..

btw how does a male mudkip look like? :O

[Retro Rocker]

Fix'd

Take that down.
You're gonna get banned for linking to porn.
It's not porn, it's art.

[kikaykitko]

Myself. Because I'm so damn hot.

[HuckIt]

this "smurf" porno where these two guys and a chick are painted completely blue and have their smurf hats and start getting it on in the grass until papa smurf comes along and takes over....then gagamel (sp?) chases them away and has his way with smurfet...it went quite well until they started whistling the smurf theme song while she was blowing them....awkward :sad:

[opc100]

i dunno, but some gay guy in my year fapped to himself fapping, still don't know how he started, probably saw his dick

[Pac-Man44]

You are by far the sickest one here man.


I second this motion. :puke:

[indra13]

A photo of my cousin. She was sitting and had her hips on top of the other and you can see her 'higher' part of the hips. Oh and she was wearing a mini denim skirt

I'm not really embarassed about it, she's really hawt!! I was only embarassed after I came one time but then did it again an hour later. And I still do it till this day ;)

[CrazyDavey]

A photo of my cousin. She was sitting and had her hips on top of the other and you can see her 'higher' part of the hips. Oh and she was wearing a mini denim skirt

I'm not really embarassed about it, she's really hawt!! I was only embarassed after I came one time but then did it again an hour later. And I still do it till this day ;)

Awesome.

Mine was to Madonna. :(

[stinger12345]

I was watching some porn once and right as I was about to bust my load, they went to a close up of the dudes ****. Horrible timing if you ask me.

[convictionless]

lol, disney channel. it was some hot blonde chick on there, i dont remember but it was good enough.

[indra13]

Awesome.

Mine was to Madonna. :(


Hey I'd cum on Madonna anytime ;) I started thinking about her after I saw the "Music" video. She looks damn hawt in that white cowboy hat.



Oh there's also this one time when I was 13ish, and I was snooping around my uncle's cupboard looking for some candy he used to carry in his pocket. But then I reached to the further back end of the cupboard hoping to find even more, when I pulled back my hand I had found a photo of my auntie who fell asleep on the lazy chair.

In the photo she had her legs up in the air resting on a column next to the chair. And you could see her 'upper' part of the hips because she was wearing a very short shorts. And she has a very light skin which makes the photo a LOT sexier.

So I just had to do it right there and then. So I started pulling in my uncle's room and then came on the photo. Good thing it was one of those glossy paper so it was easy to wipe clean.

Again, I'm not exactly embarassed about it. From then on I get really 'excited' whenever I see her :liplick:

[RIP Back in Red]

A vid of a dog ****ing a chick... it was a hot chick... :(

[Sol9989]

Mine was to Madonna. :(

she's like 50 for G---

man the wierdest thing i ever wanked to was an grandma porn....

oh...

[theuberdot]

Girls gone wild infomercials (sp?)

Erotic Inuyasha and Kagome fanfics. (From the anime Inuyasha)
There were no pictures, but i got some great mental images.

Once while i was watching TV home alone,
the commercial for the baconator came on...

I got so horny...

Also, sorry for my ignorance, but what is hentai?

[indra13]

Sorry if I'm starting to be a little off topic since I don't get embarasssed about what I wank to. But I just think it's what other people would find embarassing ;)

It mainly revolves around my relatives. Like there's one time when I found my auntie's (the same auntie in my previous post) blue laced bra and I wrapped and rubbed them around my di ck until I came inside on of the cups.

And another time when I visited my auntie from my dad's side. When we sat down in her living room there was a big photo of my cousin who I hadn't seen in years. All of a sudden I got hard because the way in the photo she had her mouth slightly open and she had outrageously sexy lips. Asked if I could be excused to go to the bathroom and you know the rest....

More recently, we took a large family portrait of almost everyone in our family. And two of my sexiest aunties were sitting next to each other. One was wearing a rather tight fitting top and she has huuugggeee mugumbos. So when I got hold of the photo from the digicam, I photoshopped everyone out of the picture except those two and I already lost count as to how many times I've cummed on the edited photo.

There's a bit more about my sister's friend but maybe some other time.

I AM NOT MAKING THESE UP!!

[theuberdot]

What's with people fapping to their family members??

I guess UG supports incest..

[Copilot911]

One of the scenes from enemy at the gates, where the dude is banging the high from behind on the ground.

What's with people fapping to their family members??

I guess UG supports incest..

There is nothing wrong with incest, its not like any time you do something sexual with a family member you have a retarded 2 headed baby.

Cousin sex isn't that unheard of in the world, just that its illegal in the US just like gay marriage or anything that the bible says is wrong...

[indra13]

What's with people fapping to their family members??

I guess UG supports incest..

I guess it's the way they are 'forbidden' that got people like me all boingy

[Platodium]

wow...can i have the one without those damn black bars :confused:










God im a perv :(

:haha just type in mudkip into google images without filtering

[indra13]

One of the scenes from enemy at the gates, where the dude is banging the high from behind on the ground.



There is nothing wrong with incest, its not like any time you do something sexual with a family member you have a retarded 2 headed baby.

Cousin sex isn't that unheard of in the world, just that its illegal in the US just like gay marriage or anything that the bible says is wrong...


You know, the thought of me marrying my cousin (from my previous post) crossed my mind several times. She's basically everything I'm looking for! That's why I was really devastated when I found out she's getting hitched in February next year :(

[toaster_poodle]

The part in Tony Hawk Underground (I think Tampa Bay) where there's a strip club with scantly clad animated girls dancing outside...

[theuberdot]

I wasn't saying that i don't like incest, I just don't know how people can get turned on by their own family.. I can understand cousins though..

Yeah, when something is "forbidden" it just makes it better when you go and do it..

[convictionless]

psot pics or it didnt happen ^^^^^
this was directed towards the guy with the hot aunts!

[Spaceman_Spiff]

That scene from Scrubs, where Turk has a sexy dream about Elliot. You know the one.

[Cryptorchild]

I have sick fetishes...

Besides that, Kari off of Mythbusters and Casey Lynch off of Guitar Hero











:sad:

[convictionless]

I have sick fetishes...

Besides that, Kari off of Mythbusters and Casey Lynch off of Guitar Hero











:sad:
kari is pretty hot, seriously. i would bang her any day. and idk how that is "sick" its like having a crush on jessica alba.

[indra13]

psot pics or it didnt happen ^^^^^
this was directed towards the guy with the hot aunts!

i will when I get home later so keep an eye on this thread

Lol I remember now a time when I had the "closest I'll get to my auntie" moment.

A few of our family members went to this public swimming pool and you can imagine how turned on I was at my auntie's outfit.

They had this rapid current section where if you enter you will travel through a section of the pool really fast. So I saw my auntie going in there and i quickly followed her. In the tunnel, I got as close to my auntie as possible from behind and pushed my hardon on her panties. I knew she wouldnt feel anything because of all the bubbles and rapid current but I certainly felt great ;)

[Cryptorchild]

kari is pretty hot, seriously. i would bang her any day. and idk how that is "sick" its like having a crush on jessica alba.

Wait, im not the only one who thinks she was hot???

It was in that episode where they stripped her clothes off and painted her silver like the tin-man off of wizard of oz. TMI, i know.

[Bucketbot10]

I once read an article about a dude having sex with a female dolphin and it gave me a boner. I'm a weird fapper, I think about having sex and then fap in my head alot. I only look at porn while fapping about 20% of the time. I'm not going to go into but yeah, if somebody found out about it in real life I would be so embaressed.


Wait, billy is that you? Im telling everone now!

[Jacob6293]

probably this porno where these two teenage girls invite their 60 year old neighbor over and they all have a threesome. then the girls' dads walk in "unexpectedly" and one of them has anal with both of the girls while the other one is jerking off the old dude.

[convictionless]

Wait, im not the only one who thinks she was hot???

It was in that episode where they stripped her clothes off and painted her silver like the tin-man off of wizard of oz. TMI, i know.
dude, i havent seen that
link me to youtube or something :P

[SonataFanica]

Binary code.

All those long, slender '1's....and those tight little '0's....


>.>

<.<


*fap* *fap*

[creeping.death!]

http://mogured.es/ff_7/tifa.jpg


Several times...

[convictionless]

Binary code.

All those long, slender '1's....and those tight little '0's....


>.>

<.<


*fap* *fap*
*sigh*
there is something more low than me

http://mogured.es/ff_7/tifa.jpg


Several times...
wait... we have a weinner

[mrcrono]

an episode of Springer.

/thread

[creeping.death!]

the tree rape scene in The Evil Dead

OMG I thought I was the only one!!!
That blonde chick was hot.

[indra13]

wait... we have a weinner


Just wait till you see the photo of my aunties. I'll post it later tonight

[SonataFanica]

http://mogured.es/ff_7/tifa.jpg


Several times...

...guilty :(

[Selkies921]

...guilty :(


You guys are braver than me cuz I haven't actually gone through with doing it to her yet but I've considered multiple times

[creeping.death!]

You guys are more desperate than me cuz I haven't actually gone through with doing it to her yet but I've considered multiple times

I think this is what you meant.

[convictionless]

lol indra13 stop telling me and post it already :P how long till you can ?!?!

the picture will probly be something like this
VVV
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg112/alexnicosia/brian_peppers1.jpg


LOL

[ANTHRAX†]

I jacked it to Sodom - Body Parts. I kept in sync with the drumming too. Damn I was sore after the double bass kicked in!

:haha :haha :haha

[indra13]

lol indra13 stop telling me and post it already :P how long till you can ?!?!


Heheh horny are we? I'll be home in about 6 hours (I'm at work!) But I promise you it will be uploaded here :liplick:

Tell everyone: Later today, some crazy UGer is going to upload photos of his hot family members and he wants everyone to masturbate to them!

We're Asian though so only for those who got the hots for us.

[convictionless]

Heheh horny are we? I'll be home in about 6 hours (I'm at work!) But I promise you it will be uploaded here :liplick:

Tell everyone: Later today, some crazy UGer is going to upload photos of his hot family members and he wants everyone to masturbate to them!

We're Asian though so only for those who got the hots for us.

LOL........work..........who needs it.......
and im not but i just wanna see what all this fuss is about...

[indra13]

I kinda like the idea of everyone here on UG downloading the photos and wank to it. Gets me off.

I'll probably set up a new topic and post it there too. I'm trying to get as much people as possible to do this lol

[ANTHRAX†]

churchoffudge.com :o *fap fap fap fap fap fap*
i'm sooooooo getting banned for this. :haha

[Z-Bone]

wow...can i have the one without those damn black bars :confused:










God im a perv :(


i want it too :devil:

[IMABBALLPLAYER]

the sex thread.... I was reading it, and got carried away. :(

[convictionless]

churchoffudge.com :o *fap fap fap fap fap fap*
i'm sooooooo getting banned for this. :haha
wtf it went to no where....

EDIT: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR

[ANTHRAX†]

wtf it went to no where....

EDIT: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR
...

:puke:

[metalcore123]

My dog's bad breath.

[The_lizard_king]

kirstie alley

and i fantasize about my old neighbor who we still talk too.

I'm weird and my neighbor is a she btw.

[Just_a_picker]

Kamehasutra for me :(

You too, huh?

Hentai for me. Among several other strange kinks and fetishes.

[indra13]

My cousins and aunties (see my previous posts)

[FloyDZeD]

Those Girls Gone Wild infomercials.









:sad:

[PlayMadness]

totse.com incest section :sad: