Blues and Jazz Off Topic/Chat Thread!

[theneildeal]

Wow, i just got sigged:

Buying condoms is an awkward situation for me. Even if the girl at the counter is a fat chick, it still feels a bit weird. But im having sex, and she will be eating herself to sleep, so its all good!

Did you ever wish that your first sigging would be of a witty, intellectual phrase as well? Ah well, toilet humour was my back up!

[ze monsta]

^ that's cool, what did you do that made it so fun? :)


Stayed with this old age couple, must have been in their mid sixties, and were incredibly strange. And the French are a fairly...how shall I say... dirty nation. They are really unclean, and the lady would make us toast and stuff on top of the fridge, which was covered in dust and dirt, then covered it in butter which had gone of a weeks ago (it was literally mouldy). Then as soon as she turned around to get more gone off food out to make us eat, we put it in the bin and she was like: "You like some more? Is nice yes?" And we mumbled as if we had our mouths full "Non, merci." :haha

I ate nothing but KitKats for a weak. :haha And we went to Disney Land Paris, which was god awful but really fun. And the next day the people me and my friend stayed with took us out for the day, which was terrible. They took us to look at Reims Cathedral, which we had done 2 days before (with teachers) and understood because people spoke English. :p: Then they took us to their friends house, which was more of a mansion than a house. They had a huge barn yard, stables, 4 horses, 2 tractors, a theatre, 90 inch TV, HUGE HUGE HUGE "house", cellar which was converted into a Dining hall for the night, and like 4 kitchens with Chefs. That was the only night I ate anything other than Chocolate we brought with us. They had some play about Marie Antoinette on, in French and we couldn't understand a word of it. And we literally sat there not doing anything other than listening to music and talking for 7 hours, until 2 in the morning when we went back. :haha

Whilst we were waiting to get our food at the party, I was leaning on a wall, and it had some plastic kinda edging around the wall, almost like beams, and I was leaning on it, and it collapsed and most of it around the room fell off as well. :o That was embarrassing. Then I was leaning on another wall, and I was leaning on a light switch...Embarrassment commenced.

:haha Good times.

[imgooley]

Wow, i just got sigged:



Did you ever wish that your first sigging would be of a witty, intellectual phrase as well? Ah well, toilet humour was my back up!
I thought it would be the first comment of yours in that epic thread

[theneildeal]

that would have been funny

[ze monsta]

Yeah.

MONSTA EDIT:

Hahahaha wow epic, i have a new UG hero!

Get in there Neil! :p:

[theneildeal]

haha

[ze monsta]

:p:

[theneildeal]

nice sig!

[ze monsta]

Thanks!
I'm gonna get rid of it, the hilarity that you said it has worn off now.
I'm gonna get some Muddy Waters lyrics in there now.

:peace:

MONSTA EDIT:

I just love the groove of "I want to be loved", one of my current favourite songs.

[imgooley]

Thanks!
I'm gonna get rid of it, the hilarity that you said it has worn off now.
I'm gonna get some Muddy Waters lyrics in there now.

:peace:
Put some Wolf in there instead.

[theneildeal]

Two sigs for less than an hour. Well, its better than no sigs like this afternoon, and since i registered on the site. At least i still have one sig!



Oh and i'm too cool to care about people sigging me

[imgooley]

And you have a small wang

[ze monsta]

:haha Harsh, but apparently true.

I suppose Neil typed it...so.... :haha :haha :haha

[Carswell98]

That sounded fun (in France, not the penis talk) Gus

[imgooley]

:haha Harsh, but apparently true.

I suppose Neil typed it...so.... :haha :haha :haha
Pics or it didn't happen?

[ze monsta]

I'd rather not. :p: Can't speak for you, but I'd rather not.

[theneildeal]

:haha Harsh, but apparently true.

I suppose Neil typed it...so.... :haha :haha :haha

Size doesn't matter.......

At least that's what ive been told!

[imgooley]

Les Penus please

[ze monsta]

That's called sympathy. It's used incorrectly sometimes Neil. :p:

[gopherthegreat]

neil has a little weiner lololololol

http://lh3.ggpht.com/jdean55/RrgB-nmcogI/AAAAAAAAAOU/OPfLwKdr9o8/2007_0805-Holden-0023.JPG?imgmax=576

/car selection.
i just noticed the license plate is "cool eh"

[TheDev01dOne]

not as in canadian speak "cool eh" it's "cool EH" because it's an EH Holden.

[imgooley]

not as in canadian speak "cool eh" it's "cool EH" because it's an EH Holden.
Cool, eh?


I just realized how much I love the BOC. Classic rock ftw.

[Carswell98]

Cool, eh?


I just realized how much I love the BOC. Classic rock ftw.

:haha

I'm pretty sure they are playing here really soon

[imgooley]

:haha

I'm pretty sure they are playing here really soon
They were playing at an Indian Casino up in Jackson recently, but I live in Irvine and Jackson is by Sacramento.


I also love beer.

[Carswell98]

They were playing at an Indian Casino up in Jackson recently, but I live in Irvine and Jackson is by Sacramento.


I also love beer.


Crown Royal for me right now


Rye >>>>> Beer

but Gin >>>> Rye

[imgooley]

Crown Royal for me right now


Rye >>>>> Beer

but Gin >>>> Rye
Eh, your canadian, so you have to root for the home team.



As far as liquor I say Scotch>all

[Carswell98]

Eh, your canadian, so you have to root for the home team.



As far as liquor I say Scotch>all


yeah, but I've only ever had scotch once, I'll stick to the cheap stuff thanks :)

[imgooley]

yeah, but I've only ever had scotch once, I'll stick to the cheap stuff thanks :)
The Vodka?

[Carswell98]

The Vodka?

no, I can buy a 750ml bottle of crown for $20 here

and if I'm cheap, Gin for $16

(but I like the expensive gin)

[imgooley]

no, I can buy a 750ml bottle of crown for $20 here

and if I'm cheap, Gin for $16

(but I like the expensive gin)
That Bombay Sapphire or Tanqueray?


And I can get a 3/4 liter of Johnny Black for 25 bucks and Red for 18. Hells yeah.

[Carswell98]

That Bombay Sapphire or Tanqueray?


And I can get a 3/4 liter of Johnny Black for 25 bucks and Red for 18. Hells yeah.

depends on my mood, usually tanqueray though

just because Tanqueray is more blooze


*listens to Johnnie Johnson's "Tanqueray"*

[imgooley]

depends on my mood, usually tanqueray though

just because Tanqueray is more blooze


*listens to Johnnie Johnson's "Tanqueray"*
Nice. I don't really drink that much liquor though. Beer for me.


So did you listen to Tribe yet?

[Carswell98]

Nice. I don't really drink that much liquor though. Beer for me.


So did you listen to Tribe yet?

I forgot man

I'll put it on right now


and I'm just a hard liquor person

[imgooley]

I forgot man

I'll put it on right now


and I'm just a hard liquor person
Understandable. I want to try some white lightnin just once in my life.


Listen to tribe, son

[Carswell98]

Understandable. I want to try some white lightnin just once in my life.


Listen to tribe, son

I don't know what white lightning is, but I'm going to assume its whiskey? or shine?

[imgooley]

I don't know what white lightning is, but I'm going to assume its whiskey? or shine?
shine. They call it white lightnin because it's white(clear) and hits your ass like a bolt of lightning.


What Tribe did you download?

[Carswell98]

shine. They call it white lightnin because it's white(clear) and hits your ass like a bolt of lightning.


What Tribe did you download?

The Low End Theory



I've tried a number of different extreme alcohols

I came from a small town, my friend had a distillery :haha

his shine was disgusting though, just horrible,



I've also had real absinthe, not the cheap lookalike they sell, that was a trip,

and of course, Bacardi 151, which was fine, just really strong.


I'd rather not ever drink that stuff again though, although I wouldn't mind being Hiderized. :p:

[imgooley]

Man I just had a roast beef sandwich that almost made me cum in my pants. That good.


Anyway.....

[Vagabond21]

Roast beef?? ::homer simpson drool::

[Dimebag22]

Don't see the movie 'Prom Night'. I went to see it with a bunch of friends tonight and it was total balls. It was fun being there cause there was like 15+ of my friends, but the movie sucked...

[Carswell98]

Don't see the movie 'Prom Night'. I went to see it with a bunch of friends tonight and it was total balls. It was fun being there cause there was like 15+ of my friends, but the movie sucked...

I hadn't even considered it :p:

[imgooley]

Roast beef?? ::homer simpson drool::
Roast beef= food of men.


It was london broil meat too.

[Dimebag22]

I hadn't even considered it :p:
It's some random slasher movie. People go to prom, get stabbed by some crazy dude. The cops kill the dude. The end.

Boring as hell.

[imgooley]

That sounds stupid as hell

[Carswell98]

I think that 99.5% of horror movies are terrible

(most other movies are bad too, but nobody can seem to make a good horror anymore)







edit-

anyone seen office space?

is it any good?

I'm "obtaining" it atm

[imgooley]

eh. It's alright.

[Carswell98]

eh. It's alright.

yeah, I'm part way through

it's pretty mediocre

[imgooley]

Mediocrity is worse than terrible in my mind.

[ze monsta]

I saw 21 yesterday, on the topic of movies. It was alright coz there was like 20 of us, and the cinema was practically empty. I knew exactly what they were gonna do throughout the movie, even at times what they were gonna say. It was THAT predictable. Should've gone to see Shin e a Light with the other 3 that wanted to go...:(

[imgooley]

I haven't paid for a movie in 3 years.

[ze monsta]

Meaning you download them, or just walk into the cinema without paying? :haha
If it's the latter, I tip my hat to you sir. :p:

[imgooley]

I used to work at a theater, so I got to see all the new releases beforehand. Even after I quit. I haven't been to a movie since I moved to Irvine though.

[ze monsta]

I see. Cinemas are a rip off anyway.


I'm in a strat phase...I want a 3 Sunburst Strat wiht a white pickguard, with a bit of wear...it would be the sex. :sad:

[imgooley]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster34033654.jpg

Is this phail? I thought it was quite witty

[imgooley]

I see. Cinemas are a rip off anyway.


I'm in a strat phase...I want a 3 Sunburst Strat wiht a white pickguard, with a bit of wear...it would be the sex. :sad:
My starcaster is just like that. It's basically a low end reissue of a '72 strat, with a basswood body and ****ty pickups and bridge. I already put in a new bridge, so next is a pickup swap.

[ze monsta]

On the beaver thing, one of my good friends is half Canadian, half Lithuanian. He's called Noah, but we call him Beaver Breath. :haha

[imgooley]

You do know that beaver=muff right?

[ze monsta]

Yes, that's half of the joke. It started with him calling me pussy face :haha And then I called him Beaver Breath.

[imgooley]

Lulz. I wonder if the Canucks in the house have seen beaver in a can.

[ze monsta]

Highly unlikely. Then again.

[imgooley]

Listening to Attack and Release (which I bought even though I downloaded it). Same Old Thing is definitely in their classic style.

[ze monsta]

I can't find it anywhere. I'm going out today, might have a look for it, but I wanna get texas Flood as well. I gots to get me some clothes.

"This generation of millionaires, I can't even keep decent clothes to wear" - Otis Rush.
That's how I feel everyday.

[imgooley]

Man, I have been wearing the same clothes since I was in the 8th grade. Dickies and solid shirts.

[ze monsta]

I'm not a big person for fashion, most of my clothes look really similar. In britain, the cool thing is to wear bright colour skinny jeans, cardigans and t-shirts. I wear normal shirts, with a t-shirt underneath and jeans with beat up vans, which I skate in, and are literally falling to pieces, with holes all in them. :p: I hate trends. But I'm growing out of all my current clothes, so I need new ones. :)

[imgooley]

Sucks being young. I bought all my pants with a 34 inch waist, and all of them still fit. That was like 6 almost 7 years ago.

[ze monsta]

I hate new clothes though, they always look so shiny and boring. I'm quite a messy person :haha. I guess I pretty much dress like Dan Auerbach, if I was to compare my dress sense to anyone. :haha

[imgooley]

Ha.


He just wears what he has man. It happens by effusion. Just buy some Dickies (they are like, 15 bucks over here) and some cheap button up shirts and t's and there you go. Basically, just buy work clothes. That's what I do.

[ze monsta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2kPhDEkcc8
Have you seen this, Dan in Denmark Street.
I really love it when Dan's playing that acoustic guitar thing...

MONSTA EDIT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=few1dTMHZgw&feature=related Dan and Pat are funny, but the interviewer is ****e.

[imgooley]

That thing is uber twangy. Seen that a couple times. I wish they had more interviews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN2m4l9IE7A&feature=related

[imgooley]

Pat has a beer gut too.

[ze monsta]

I've seen that interview, it's good. :haha

[imgooley]

Hamburger. It was invented in Akron.

[ze monsta]

Yep. :p:

"we're playing the ghost busters 2 festival" :haha That interviewer guy was getting owned.

[imgooley]

They are awesome. Our album was the best album released in September 06.

[imgooley]

these guys get owned worse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqPaKRlc4os&feature=related

[ze monsta]

All of that is awesome. :haha

[imgooley]

Patrick is a damn ugly mofo too.

[ze monsta]

Don't get a boner. :p:

[imgooley]

I'm not like Neil. Go listen to some White Stripes, fanboy.

[ze monsta]

:p:

I got Attack and Release today, it's really good; and some decent clothes. :haha

[theneildeal]

Are you guys still talking about my penis?

[Carswell98]

Les Penus please

+1

[imgooley]

I drove 78 miles to get my car fixed today, and didn't even get it fixed...

damn.

[Carswell98]

I drove to banff just for a beer and a bite to eat :p:

[imgooley]

Where the hell is banff?

[Carswell98]

Where the hell is banff?


a little town in the Rocky Mountains, about 130 clicks from Calgary

[Dimebag22]

Banff Is the best place ever.

Except it's always so polluted with Asians!

[imgooley]

a little town in the Rocky Mountains, about 130 clicks from Calgary
That is hella far. Like 90 miles?

[Carswell98]

Banff Is the best place ever.

Except it's always so polluted with Asians!

:no: :no: :no:


That is hella far. Like 90 miles?

'bout that

I was bored, and its a beautiful day

[imgooley]

I wanna go to the beach :sad:

[Vagabond21]

I wanna go to the beach :sad:

i wanna go to a nude beach

[Carswell98]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pZK04CuXcz4&feature=user


^ check out the guy introducing freddie's hat

:haha

:haha

:haha

[imgooley]

Those chops are boss.

[Carswell98]

Those chops are boss.


I somewhat embarrassingly have 'burns like that :o

[imgooley]

http://a625.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_95ac65bcf4edb7185254305c0954dd50.jpg

This was 2 months ago

[Carswell98]

http://a625.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_95ac65bcf4edb7185254305c0954dd50.jpg

This was 2 months ago

nice



I just had a look at mine (I don't often, just because my hair is excessively long at the moment)

they are bigger than I thought :haha

If I had short hair I'd probably look pretty ridiculous

[imgooley]

Dude, i need to take a current pic. My goatee is like an inch and a quarter.

[Carswell98]

Dude, i need to take a current pic. My goatee is like an inch and a quarter.

my sideburns are all I really have in terms of facial hair, that and my under chin hair I choose not to shave because it is uncomfortable as hell as stubble

[imgooley]

dude, blues pic thread. That is the only thing that is keeping from being incredibly mind numbingly bored.

[Carswell98]

dude, blues pic thread. That is the only thing that is keeping from being incredibly mind numbingly bored.

I posted in it

[imgooley]

I posted in it
Yeah, it wasn't showing up on my screen that you posted though. Sucky.

[Carswell98]

Yeah, it wasn't showing up on my screen that you posted though. Sucky.
yeah, it's because I timed out when I posted, so it won't show up as a new post, stupid glitch

[imgooley]

yeah, it's because I timed out when I posted, so it won't show up as a new post, stupid glitch
Yeah, I hate that. (Insert angry vehemence)


So do you listen to any jazz at all, brae?

[Carswell98]

Yeah, I hate that. (Insert angry vehemence)


So do you listen to any jazz at all, brae?
I'm really trying to lately

I've bee listening to Monk, Modern Jazz Quartet and a few others

TBH I don't really know where to start though :/

[imgooley]

Hea Braedon, yeh ded?

[imgooley]

I'm really trying to lately

I've bee listening to Monk, Modern Jazz Quartet and a few others

TBH I don't really know where to start though :/
I find that Mingus is tied closer to blues than most. Also try some of the female singers like Billie Holiday.


I got into jazz the same way I got into blues, through hip hop.

[Carswell98]

I find that Mingus is tied closer to blues than most. Also try some of the female singers like Billie Holiday.


I got into jazz the same way I got into blues, through hip hop.

really?

hmm, we all have our windows I guess

I was led to the blues by Zeppelin, which I was led to from hard rock/metal (which I have grown to detest for the most part)

now I would say that the blues has led me to it

I'll definitely have a look for some Mingus though :)

[imgooley]

Yeah Hip Hop and R&B. When I was a kid, I would always listen to Motown stuff, Zapp and Roger, The Average White Band, Teddy Pendergrass. Then when I got into High School, I started listening to West Coast rap. I got a Warren G CD, and it had some nice bluesy beats, so I dug that. Then I got me some Tribe and that threw me into jazz. Mos Def got me into blues with The New Danger.

Don't get me wrong, I have always known Zeppelin, but only the songs that get played on the radio a bunch. My favorite Zeppelin song will always be When The Levee Breaks.

[Carswell98]

Yeah Hip Hop and R&B. When I was a kid, I would always listen to Motown stuff, Zapp and Roger, The Average White Band, Teddy Pendergrass. Then when I got into High School, I started listening to West Coast rap. I got a Warren G CD, and it had some nice bluesy beats, so I dug that. Then I got me some Tribe and that threw me into jazz. Mos Def got me into blues with The New Danger.

Don't get me wrong, I have always known Zeppelin, but only the songs that get played on the radio a bunch. My favorite Zeppelin song will always be When The Levee Breaks.


:haha

I hope it didn't sound like I was saying you should know more Zeppelin or anything like that

I think it is really cool you have different roots in your musical choices, and yet at the end of the day, still have similar taste to myself

[imgooley]

did you listen to that Tribe yet?

[Carswell98]

did you listen to that Tribe yet?

I did, I liked it

I don't know if there is a better word for this, but I've always enjoyed Hip-Hop that actually had a message you know?, and was said in a more intelligent way, that is why I can enjoy stuff like Mos Def and Tribe.

I think my favorite song so far is "The Infamous Date Rape"

[imgooley]

Ha, I love that song. Blue Black Jack is my favorite off that record, though. Try some Common, you'll like that too.

[Carswell98]

Ha, I love that song. Blue Black Jack is my favorite off that record, though. Try some Common, you'll like that too.


I will,

actually my Favorite of the Mos Def stuff I've heard is the song "Black Jack" kick ass song, love the guitar in it :liplick:



but I'm off to bed Goolz, have a gooder

[imgooley]

later dude

[Vagabond21]

You guys may have already seen this, but this is one of my favs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hYKDeMBKAtY

[ze monsta]

Yeah, that's great.

[ze monsta]

Anyone heard I want To be Loved by Muddy Waters?
Check it out, guys. It's really good.

[Dimebag22]

Flames game tonight in Cow-town! Fuck yes. We gonna win!

Probably no one here cares though :(

[Carswell98]

Flames game tonight in Cow-town! Fuck yes. We gonna win!

Probably no one here cares though :(

nope

Calgary FTL :p:

[imgooley]

Anyone heard I want To be Loved by Muddy Waters?
Check it out, guys. It's really good.
Is it on Electric Mud? I probably have it, but I just can't place it.

[ze monsta]

I have it on an album called Hard Again. :haha Epic name.


Here's a version, but it's not as good as the version on Hard Again. Hard again also has the most incredible version of Mannish Boy on it, you should check it out.

http://www.last.fm/music/Muddy+Waters/_/I+Want+To+Be+Loved

[Dimebag22]

nope

Calgary FTL :p:
Calgary owns! Never say that again or I'll come down to Mount Royal and kick your ass :p:

[imgooley]

I think I have that album...


Cocaine and Reefer ftw

[Carswell98]

Calgary owns! Never say that again or I'll come down to Mount Royal and kick your ass :p:

O rly?


Calgary is a team consisting of mostly tutu wearing faeries, that don't even know how to skate


:p:


no, Calgary is alright, but they aren't my favorite, and I'll always cheer for the Canadian team over an American one :p:

[ze monsta]

Ice Hockey is for girls.

:p:

*runs away*


But seriously, that game is vicious. :haha

[imgooley]

O rly?


Calgary is a team consisting of mostly tutu wearing faeries, that don't even know how to skate


:p:


no, Calgary is alright, but they aren't my favorite, and I'll always cheer for the Canadian team over an American one :p:
Pittsburg FTW!!!

[theneildeal]

Im an Avs fan, so you can all kiss my British ass



No, not really, i used to support the Avs, but its almost impossible to follow (North) American sports on this side of the pond.

Anyway, i follow a real sport. There are no toothless Canadians or psycho Eastern Europeans, no heavy padding, no miniature goals, and no puck that is virtually impossible to see when you watch a game on TV. No, our sport consists of overpaid nancy-boys, blind ****ing arsehole referees, hooligans, and meat-and-potato pies. Yes my friends, im talking about football. Not the yank version where you have to wear tonnes of padding to stop players from getting a widdle widdle boo-boo, but British football!

I went to a game yesterday, and almost shat blood after the ****ing **** ref ruined the ****ing game, that lanky balding **** arsed **** for brains pig ****er.

Forza Sunderland!!!!

[imgooley]

Ice Hockey is for girls.

:p:


Says the man who calls Soccer Football.

[imgooley]

Not the yank version where you have to wear tonnes of padding to stop players from getting a widdle widdle boo-boo, but British football!

!
Oh no you dident!!! :no:

[ze monsta]

You support Sunderland? gah.
At least you don't support Derby :haha They got thrashed.

What happened to Sunderland, I saw MoTD, but I can't remember.
Oh, yeah, the penalty. I think it was, looked like he ran straight into him on purpose to "get the ball" whilst another Sunderland player did the tackling.

Goolz, I was kidding, ice hockey is the br00talz!1!112!!!!1

[imgooley]

....


I forgot what I was going to say

[theneildeal]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH Nosworthy didn't touch him!!!! Sturridge fell over, and the ref was the only guy in the stadium who thought that it was a penalty. Then, to make it worse, he effectively gave them the second goal by running into Dean Whitehead, which allowed Elano to get the ball and pass it to Vassell to score.

Every Sunderland game that Mike Riley has reffed this season, he has given a penalty to the other team! He's a closet mag skunk.

[ze monsta]

Vassel got lucky :haha What a slice.
But whoever was chasing it should've got the ball, they just let it roll over. They were jogging after it, when they could've dived at it and flicked it away. :p:

My brother supports Newcastle. :haha So I follow them, Chelsea and Crystal Palace (coz I live like 10 minutes from them).

[Carswell98]

"Football" as you call it is the single most boring sport to watch

my scale


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[imgooley]

Neil, are you a hooligan?

[imgooley]

"Football" as you call it is the single most boring sport to watch

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AF is way more entertaining than basketball. And nothing beats being at a Baseball game.

[theneildeal]

In America i would probably be considered a hooligan, but here, no, im very reserved.

Braedon. Rhythmic Gymnastics?????????? Whatever, Canada is the bastard child of America.

Yeah, have some of that!

[Carswell98]

In America i would probably be considered a hooligan, but here, no, im very reserved.

Braedon. Rhythmic Gymnastics?????????? Whatever, Canada is the bastard child of America.

Yeah, have some of that!


actually canada is the bastard child of Britain, take responsibility, it was your bad parenting that allowed this :mad:





updated list for goolz


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[theneildeal]

Ireland, Canada, America, lots of Africa, India..

We are bad parents

[ze monsta]

I used to like Basketball, my dad's a huge fan, used to coach professional teams in London, and won national competitions a few times as well. I admit, sometimes football is ****e, but some teams (Liverpool, Arsenal, Barcelona) are fun. But Chelsea are boring as **** to watch. :haha

And Neil is a football hooligan yes, he is banned from 5 stadiums around the country, because he's a northerner. :haha

[imgooley]

actually canada is the bastard child of Britain, take responsibility, it was your bad parenting that allowed this :mad:
It's alright brae, just open up some of that nice Canadian blended whiskey that comes in the royal box with gold lining.


Damn brits, :p:

[theneildeal]

Vassel got lucky :haha What a slice.
But whoever was chasing it should've got the ball, they just let it roll over. They were jogging after it, when they could've dived at it and flicked it away. :p:

My brother supports Newcastle. :haha So I follow them, Chelsea and Crystal Palace (coz I live like 10 minutes from them).

Phil Bardsley stopped running as Vassell hit it because he thought that it would go straight in, but as soon as he saw it trickling in, he sprinted after it. There's nothing that he could have done about it.

****ing Newcastle. We're playing them next week so i can't wait! Especially because if we win, we'll be guaranteed premiership football next year

[theneildeal]

Fine, im a football hooligan. Ive been cautioned a few times at Den's Park (Dundee) and at Bootham Crescent (York).

But us northerners know how to enjoy a football game. We're not the sort to eat prawn sandwiches and sip champagne, like those from Man United's largest fan base location: Kensington

[ze monsta]

Nah, if u eva come down to my endz bruv, you will see dat ber peeps are actuali reppin Chelsea n Arsenal. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

/chav

But serosiously most people in Kensington support Chelsea. I hate it when people say "I support Man U, coz my dad supported them since he was a kid." Just pisses me off for some reason.

[theneildeal]

My personal favourite explanation

"Why do you support Sunderland??? They're wubbash!!! You should support Man U like me coz they're amazing!!"

[imgooley]

... I prefer Barca...

[Carswell98]

It's alright brae, just open up some of that nice Canadian blended whiskey that comes in the royal box with gold lining.


Damn brits, :p:

will do :p:

[imgooley]

Has anyone here heard the Crowbar version of No Quarter? I dig it.

[theneildeal]

So i was on facebook to see how my old school friends are doing, and i come across this guy that ive known since i was 2. He ended up going to a different high school to me, but i figured id see what he was up to, and if he'd changed at all. I had a look at his facebook photos, and came across this:

http://i30.tinypic.com/15yydxv.jpg

My first thought was "why would anyone pose like that??????" and then i thought "What the frig is he doing with his hands?????"

Does anyone else have a photo of their friends that could top this as "THE WORST PHOTO EVER"

[Carswell98]

^ that is messed up dude

euthanasia?

:p:







on a completely unrelated note, I may be getting that subaru today :)

[gopherthegreat]

thats an odd photo, if i do say so myself

[Vagabond21]

I know this is a little late...

But in my opinion AF hurts more than rugby. I've played both. The pads in AF are used more like weapons. Thats just what I think but oh well.

Soccer CAN BE rough too although not as violent as those above.

Hockey is brutal and I think you have to be more skilled and tough to play this sport than any other team sport. Unless you play on the team carswell likes. :D

[Carswell98]

I know this is a little late...

But in my opinion AF hurts more than rugby. I've played both. The pads in AF are used more like weapons. Thats just what I think but oh well.

Soccer CAN BE rough too although not as violent as those above.

Hockey is brutal and I think you have to be more skilled and tough to play this sport than any other team sport. Unless you play on the team carswell likes. :D


well you don't know what team I like

:peace:




I loved Hockey when I used to play it, plus I had the coolest position

goalie :cool:

[imgooley]

I love hockey. The best thing to come out of canada EVER/

[Carswell98]

^ aside from the Tragically Hip of course :haha ;)

yes, Hockey is a great sport

[Punk Poser]

Can someone hit me up with some Bird tunes besides Anthropology that use rhythm changes?

[imgooley]

Can someone hit me up with some Bird tunes besides Anthropology that use rhythm changes?
Bird as in Charlie Parker?

[Punk Poser]

Bird as in Charlie Parker?

Yup

[imgooley]

A night in Tunisia has a couple

Also, he did a lot of stuff with Dizzy Gillespie, so check out some of his tunes, like Salt Peanuts, Cubana Bop, and Manteca.

[Punk Poser]

I mean tunes were the changes are the same as the song "I Got Rhythm" like Anthropology for example. Oleo's another one but that's by Sonny Rollins and I'm positive Bird has more rhythm changes tunes.

[imgooley]

I don't have that much Bird, though. Dizzy I know has a bunch of stuff like that. And I am listening to Anthropology right now to get a feel for what you mean.

Do you mean like the changes on John S by Sonny Rollins?

[Carswell98]

So Goolz, I got some mingus, giving it a go right now

[imgooley]

So Goolz, I got some mingus, giving it a go right now
Good man. Let me know what you think

[Carswell98]

man, this is great


and he is an interesting character, there is an interview with him in the set, some crazy stuff


he is talking about how race came into play when he was young, and how he was disliked by other black people because he was neither "dark enough to be black, or light enough to be yellow, my best friends were Japanese"


crazy stuff


I really love "Better Git Hit in your Soul"

[imgooley]

What album did you get?

[Carswell98]

What album did you get?

I dl'ed "The complete atlantic recordings" set

[imgooley]

I just dled that same thing for Monk. The only Mingus album I have is Blues and Roots, but I'm trying to get Ah Um and Mingusx5

[Carswell98]

I just dled that same thing for Monk. The only Mingus album I have is Blues and Roots, but I'm trying to get Ah Um and Mingusx5

I only have Monk's Dream and Monk & Coltrane @ Carnegie Hall

but I actually bought those instead of pirating like I normally do :haha

[imgooley]

Yeah, I bought Monk, Mingus and Lightning Hopkins albums a couple weeks ago. I prefer to buy, I am just so damn poor.

[Carswell98]

Yeah, I bought Monk, Mingus and Lightning Hopkins albums a couple weeks ago. I prefer to buy, I am just so damn poor.

I don't like buying things I don't know if I'll like


I'll buy them eventually if I like them though

[imgooley]

Just got off of work at my new job. Good times.

[Carswell98]

where do you work?

[imgooley]

Netflix

[Carswell98]

Netflix

how is that?

I've never had a non-hard labour job before :o

[ze monsta]

What's that?

[nightraven]

wish me luck, everyone. tomorrow are my music performances examsy things. i'm playing little wing and all your love (mayall).

[ze monsta]

Good luck, dude. What's it for?

[imgooley]

Luck to Nighty.


Netflix is an online movie rental distributer, Gus.


And it's a warehouse job, brae, or I wouldn't have taken it. I wish I still worked for fedex though.

[Carswell98]

Luck to Nighty.


Netflix is an online movie rental distributer, Gus.


And it's a warehouse job, brae, or I wouldn't have taken it. I wish I still worked for fedex though.

nice, I have a friend that works a warehouse job, he loves it because its easy and he doesn't have to deal with customers

[ze monsta]

I could hack doing that, but could get boring...

[nightraven]

Good luck, dude. What's it for?
gcse :o

[ze monsta]

Where abouts are you?

[nightraven]

Where abouts are you?
holland, we stole the british curriculum ;)


/assuming you're talking to me :p:

[ze monsta]

I see, I was thinking NL meant Netherlands, but was confused.

[imgooley]

I see, I was thinking NL meant Netherlands, but was confused.
the netherlands is holland. but I think that's what you meant......



@Braedon- Hells yeah no whiney ass customers.

[nightraven]

I see, I was thinking NL meant Netherlands, but was confused.
NL = Netherlands = Holland :p:

holland is just a nickname, it's derived from the two main provinces - one of which, i live in :)

[ze monsta]

@ Goolz: Netherlands is just another name for the same country, I don't know why. My brother would, he's doing a dissertation on history of Holland...it's so boring. :haha

[Carswell98]

@ Goolz: Netherlands is just another name for the same country, I don't know why. My brother would, he's doing a dissertation on history of Holland...it's so boring. :haha

I managed to convince my history prof to let me do my paper on music

I tried to do blues originally, but there is just **** all for info out there

so now I'm doing political songs :(

[theneildeal]

Holland is a region in the western Netherlands. Its essentially like calling Spain by the name Catalunya because its a large region in the country.

[imgooley]

Ok, I may be crazy, but I think that Samuel L. Jackson should make a blues album. He's got a great voice for blues.

[Carswell98]

Ok, I may be crazy, but I think that Samuel L. Jackson should make a blues album. He's got a great voice for blues.

:haha

he shouldn't play guitar though



I actually thought that movie was awful, but it was that soundtrack that got me into the Keys

[ze monsta]

"Got up this morning, looked around for my shoes, why are there so many mother****in' snakes on this damn mother****in' plane?"

[imgooley]

"Got up this morning, looked around for my shoes, why are there so many mother****in' snakes on this damn mother****in' plane?"
.... *sarcastic laugh*


I mean it though. He has the inflection to pull it off, and I ain't just basing it off that movie.

[Carswell98]

goolz.

pic thread.

bored.

now.

[imgooley]

Hey, I just woke up

[gopherthegreat]

I managed to convince my history prof to let me do my paper on music

I tried to do blues originally, but there is just **** all for info out there

so now I'm doing political songs :(
look into these. all protest songs.......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=r6nwTZPgoHM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JCS-g3HwXdc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9UFDP_EajmI

http://youtube.com/watch?v=L69aLw2nPaA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bI_hozYGZ9k

[Carswell98]

^ I already have the songs I need, but thanks


Ohio-CSNY

Hurricane-Dylan

All She Wants to do is Dance-Don Henley <--lame song, I know, but it is about the Nicaragua Contra affair and that is easy to do :p:

[TeXaS_db]

o ****
my ipod froze.
any help

[imgooley]

Reboot?

[Carswell98]

o ****
my ipod froze.
any help

hold down the center button and play at once


it will reset :)

[GD_GC]

So I'm taking my driving test tomrorow, and I'm pretty much scared ****less right now, I'm so nervous. Just thought I'd let all of you know :p:

[Beakwithteeth]

So I'm taking my driving test tomrorow, and I'm pretty much scared ****less right now, I'm so nervous. Just thought I'd let all of you know :p:

I am like next week. I should be able to drive by now but I never even got my permit until I was already 16... :rolleyes:

[imgooley]

Driving is easy. Dealing with the cops is not.



On an unrelated note, Bo Diddley owns.

[Carswell98]

Driving is easy. Dealing with the cops is not.



On an unrelated note, Bo Diddley owns.

have you had police trouble goolz?

[imgooley]

I got pulled over today

[Carswell98]

I got pulled over today

****ty

speeding?




I've only ever been pulled over once, and it was because my firebird had an exhaust leak and was ridiculously loud

[imgooley]

"Ran a Red Light"

And my tags are expired

[Carswell98]

"Ran a Red Light"

And my tags are expired

I take it the quotations are there for a reason :haha

[imgooley]

Yes, they are. Damn Costa Mesa cops

[Beakwithteeth]

Driving is easy. Dealing with the cops is not.

.

Well that's just 'cuz you're black. :p:








You see this is what happens when people get all their black=people knowledge from Dave Chappelle,,,


Damn Wyoming and it's lack of cultural diversity!

[imgooley]

Damn my beautiful caramel/cinnamon colored skin.

[Carswell98]

oh my god, less than 2 weeks until I'm back home, hanging out with my friends and just being a complete loser again :haha

I won't miss school after this last bit

[imgooley]

where is home?

[Carswell98]

where is home?

Fraser Lake, B.C.

[imgooley]

Is that by Vancouver?

[Carswell98]

Is that by Vancouver?

about 900km north :haha


http://www.fraserlakemyhome.bc.ca/images/FraserlakeBC_Map_sm.jpg

[imgooley]

wow, I forgot how big canada is.

[Carswell98]

wow, I forgot how big canada is.

its not small :p:

B.C. is about the 2X the size of Cali. in terms of area

[imgooley]

California is warmer though.

[Carswell98]

California is warmer though.

meh, in B.C. we just take the good with the bad

30 degree summers, -30 degree winters :p:

[imgooley]

If I was canadian, that would click a little faster.

30 C about = 90 F?

[Carswell98]

If I was canadian, that would click a little faster.

30 C about = 90 F?

yeah, in July/August it gets ****ing ridiculously hot


in Osoyoos (a southern town) they get like 37 & 38 degree days in the summer, I couldn't live there man.

in my home town its usually more like 25 in the summer, sometimes it'll go up to 35 in a bad spell



and in the winter, its usually mild, -10, but some cold spells can be in the negative 40s

[imgooley]

We Americans take pride in being the only country to use Fahrenheit.

[Carswell98]

We Americans take pride in being the only country to use Fahrenheit.


yeah, in July/August it gets ****ing ridiculously hot


in Osoyoos (a southern town) they get like 99-102 degree days in the summer, I couldn't live there man.

in my home town its usually more like 77 in the summer, sometimes it'll go up to 95 in a bad spell



and in the winter, its usually mild, 15, but some cold spells can be in the negative 40s


*fixed* for a yank's convenience

[imgooley]

*Gives some nice Bourbon to the Canuck for his kindness*

[Carswell98]

*Gives some nice Bourbon to the Canuck for his kindness*

*accepts and drinks with gusto*

[imgooley]

It was 95 degrees on sunday. Pretty bad.

[Carswell98]

It was 95 degrees on sunday. Pretty bad.

sick, I couldn't live with that kind of heat in april

it was 62F here on saturday, which is the warmest is has been in a long time

[Carswell98]

Ok

its 2:30am

I'm out.

later Goolz

[imgooley]

lateer

[Dimebag22]

What do y'all say about this amp?

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Fender-Twin-Amp-100Watt-AllTube-Guitar-Amp?sku=480649

Tried it out at Long and McQuade and it sounded awesome. Might buy it with my work money from this summer :)

[Jimmy94]

I've got a new recording in my profile, SPACEY JAM. Not really jazz or blues but my soloing is always rooted in the blues somewhat. Check it out, let me know what you think!

[Jimmy94]

dimebag, I don't have any experience with that particular amp, but you can not go wrong with a fender twin reverb or fender 65 super reverb.

Personally I would go for a 65 super reverb, see if you can't find one and give it a try.

[ze monsta]

I'd rather have a Marshall Bluesbreaker, I think. But a Fender Twin Reverb would do nicely :haha.

[imgooley]

I'd rather have a Superverb than a twin, mainly because 100 watts is too much.


Of course after I get an AC30.

[ze monsta]

^That's true, it would be pretty (pretty meaning incredibly) loud when it even starts to break up... That's why in real life I'd be happy with a Bluesbreaker, it's only 30 watts. 100 watts is the kinda wattage that makes you sick...

[nightraven]

:(

[imgooley]

What happened, Nighty?

[nightraven]

my exams didn't go very well :(

I've got a new recording in my profile, SPACEY JAM. Not really jazz or blues but my soloing is always rooted in the blues somewhat. Check it out, let me know what you think!
i liked this.

[imgooley]

Well what happened at the exams?

[nightraven]

my ensemble performance was okay, but my friend who was going to play the chords to my solo piece was very ill and had to go to the doctor's so i had to teach my teacher what to do and how to play the chords for how long blabla within the two minutes between performances :(

nevertheless, i still played little wing badly :(

[Carswell98]

^awww :sad:


well, hopefully they will go easy on you because your friend was missing

[imgooley]

Maybe you didn't do as bad as you think. People (at least me) are always harder on themselves than they should be.

[Jimmy94]

my exams didn't go very well :(


i liked this.

thanks for listening man. Sorry to hear about your exams. I got mega bitched out by a professor yesterday who told me I was an embarrassment and he had no trouble failing seniors. So it goes.

[imgooley]

Damn, jimmy that sucks.

[Jimmy94]

not a big deal, some professors just like to go on power trips.

[imgooley]

Damn profs. Thats why I never go to class....



:confused:

[Carswell98]

Damn profs. Thats why I never go to class....



:confused:

haha, both my current profs are amazing


my Sociology teacher plays trumpet in a jazz band :)

[imgooley]

Lucky...



So, can we talk Reggae in here?

[nightraven]

thanks for listening man. Sorry to hear about your exams. I got mega bitched out by a professor yesterday who told me I was an embarrassment and he had no trouble failing seniors. So it goes.
:\ are teachers actually allowed to say that to their students? :eek:

they won't go easy on me because it was all professionally recorded, wherever it gets sent off to won't know :(