Ejaculation Through Hypnotism.

[imdeth]

Searchbar came up with nothing (pun intended)

That's right, you read that title correct. I've tried an mp3 the other day by Isabella Valentine which makes you cum without even touching yourself. Surprisingly it worked! It's one of the most bizarre experiences I've ever had. She uses the word "jackpot" at the end of the recording to make you cum. I thought it would be something great to share with Pit Monkeys :)

If anyone wants to try google "No Hands Rapidshare"

Also, has anyone else tried this before? Care to share experiences or opinions about hypnotism in general?

:peace:

No Requests For PM Please.

Jackpot: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=no+hands+rapidshare&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

Jackpot 2: http://rs.4chan.org/?s=jackpot+2

^3rd link on both. Now stop asking for PM please.


THE LINK IS ABOVE. STOP ASKING FOR PM.**



** asking PM may result in severe rape.

Noob Guide
- Click the link
- This will take you to a google search. THIRD link down
- You will now be on Rapidshare. Click free user
- wait for download
- download now
- Either open it from where you saved or transfer to device.
- listen to this while laying down in silence!
- Report your findings to me :)
- Serve me as your new god.

[titsmcgee852]

Like prostate massaging...

Not saying i have, but apparently that can make you cum UNBONERED.

[RewindByChance]

This sounds... interesting.

[thedudemeister]

I might try that, although probably not while I'm still wearing my trousers.

[freedoms_stain]

So do you end up with jizz everywhere?

Think I'll stick to women and porn.

[imdeth]

Like prostate massaging...

Not saying i have, but apparently that can make you cum UNBONERED.

It can...

>.>

<.<

[syk3d]

I have two jackpot mp3s. I tried one once, but I wasnt paying full attention. It didnt work.

[Fleabag]

It'll be like iDoser, I expect.

I'm up for trying it, but I don't have high hopes.

[sixwingmortal]

I should try that. I'll download the mp3, put it on my iPod, and listen to it on the bus, on my way to school.

[imdeth]

So do you end up with jizz everywhere?

Think I'll stick to women and porn.

It's more like a lot of pre-cum. No masses of white gloop :)

But with enough listens you can achieve full ejaculation.

I should try that. I'll download the mp3, put it on my iPod, and listen to it on the bus, on my way to school.

You need to be lying down with closed eyes in silence :)

[Hp312]

I wonder if this thing will end up like a Rick Roll'd sorta thing, but messier

[titsmcgee852]

It can...

>.>

<.<
It sure can.

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq112/psmith735/Class%20of%201968%20then%20and%20Now/DonRawls.jpg

[CrabSoldier X]

might give it a try

[pawnshopguitars]

Wait..if you only cum pre-cum sort of stuff, how good is the orgasm you get from it?

[imdeth]

Wait..if you only cum pre-cum sort of stuff, how good is the orgasm you get from it?

Better than anything I've ever had from fapping that's for sure.

[titsmcgee852]

Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

>_>

<_<

[thedudemeister]

Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

>_>

<_<

Second link on google.

[imdeth]

Where do i get the mp3? I can't find it on google

>_>

<_<

PM with linky? I'll PM anyone else too :)

[punk_metal]

I tried it twice.
Didn't work.
Got a GIGANTIC BONER, but still, nothing :(

[titsmcgee852]

Hell yah.

[imdeth]

I tried it twice.
Didn't work.
Got a GIGANTIC BONER, but still, nothing :(

If you believe you shall receive! Unless yourdoinitwrong.

[Tezzquill]

this...sure sounds interesting....

[andy_thomas]

Damn, It's 36 minutes long.

I'm gonna try it later.

[pawnshopguitars]

Better than anything I've ever had from fapping that's for sure.

Fucking right on! Sounds good. Expect a PM...not that I'm going to be trying it or anything...

>.>

<.<

Ok, maybe I'll give it a shot.

[imdeth]

Damn, It's 36 minutes long.

I'm gonna try it later.

I always try it late at night. I find it's most effective.

[titsmcgee852]

If you believe you shall receive! Unless yourdoinitwrong.
PM plz :(

[lefthandman9876]

meh just gave me a boner

[jasp0r]

This sounds like bullshit lol. But I'm curious so I'll try it tonight... >_>

[iSlash]

Holy shit 36 minutes? I guess I might try it once. I'll probably end up falling asleep instead though.

[imdeth]

PM plz :(

Done :)

[titsmcgee852]

Done :)
:D

[RU Experienced?]

Eh, all I found were a bunch of torrents on google. Oh well, I could use the exercise. :haha

[Jack Off Jill]

Soul Caliber characters are making music now?

[pak1351]

PM someone? Something new everyday

[imdeth]

Soul Caliber characters are making music now?

:haha :haha

Just don't look up the real Isabella Valentine... :( I prefer to put the voice to Ivy :D

[thedudemeister]

:haha :haha

Just don't look up the real Isabella Valentine... :( I prefer to put the voice to Ivy :D

Oh yea, Ivy :liplick:

[sidvicious182]

yeah PM me too.



and read choke by chuck palahniuk. theres something similiar in that.

[Zero-Hartman]

I wonder if this thing will end up like a Rick Roll'd sorta thing, but messier
:haha

[Tabassco]

It's a serious WTF-story, but I'm starting to get interested.

[RU Experienced?]

Oh yea, Ivy :liplick:
I prefer that assassin wearing the big red latex suit with comically large boobs. :liplick:

[Jack Off Jill]

:haha :haha

Just don't look up the real Isabella Valentine... :( I prefer to put the voice to Ivy :D
Hell, I don't need hands free masturbation if I'm thinking of Ivy. It takes no time at all when I'm motivated like that. :)

[thedudemeister]

I prefer that assassin wearing the big red latex suit with comically large boobs. :liplick:

Hmmmm, I find her breasts to be too large, I like Xiangua or however it's spelt :liplick:

[Zero-Hartman]

Taki is the hottest, no doubt about it. And she can easily kick Ivy's ass.

[Zangetsu 101]

There was a huge thread on 4chans /x/ about this. It will only work if you want it to.

Some guy fell asleep with it on repeat and woke up the next morning with his boxers soaking of cum.

If anyone wants it I'll torrent it. :)

[pak1351]

^if you do, linky through pm

[Jack Off Jill]

Taki is the hottest, no doubt about it. And she can easily kick Ivy's ass.
http://www.rpgfan.com/pics/namcoxcapcom/art-028.jpg

Roll is still my queen.

[thedudemeister]

Taki is the hottest, no doubt about it. And she can easily kick Ivy's ass.

I can't remember who she is :confused:

There was a huge thread on 4chans /x/ about this. It will only work if you want it to.

Some guy fell asleep with it on repeat and woke up the next morning with his boxers soaking of cum.

If anyone wants it I'll torrent it. :)

:haha

Oh god, I bet that was embarrassing

[Zero-Hartman]

I thought it was Princess Daisy?

[imdeth]

Roll is still my queen.

http://dorg.hp.infoseek.co.jp/illust/060921mai2_002.jpg

OH MAI!

[Jack Off Jill]

I thought it was Princess Daisy?
Megaman series>Mario.

I merely think Daisy is hotter than Peach.

[thedudemeister]

*pic*

OH MAI!

:eek:

OMG!!! *faps furiously*

[Zangetsu 101]

^if you do, linky through pm

say plz ;)

[mingoglia]

Okay, curious now. Someone send me a PM please. :) I'll play it with the wife and see how that goes.

[pak1351]

If you do, linky through pm please

[Zero-Hartman]

I can't remember who she is :confused:



:haha

Oh god, I bet that was embarrassing
Think comically oversized breasts.

http://www.gamez.nl/upload/819836_610_1158651264139-TakiBabe5.jpg

Edit: Woah, comically oversized picture. Fixed.

[Psychedelico]

I figure this is bs, but send me a pm anyway.

[herby190]

Does it take the full 36 minutes? Not that I'm trying it.
<.<
>.>
Seriously, I can't download stuff on this computer...

[CoreysMonster]

I propose the TS sends everyone on UG a link or at least puts the mp3 file up on his profile

:D

[imdeth]

I propose the TS sends everyone on UG a link or at least puts the mp3 file up on his profile

:D

I don't own it sadly :(

It would be easier if you just added "rapidshare" into the google search alongside "jackpot no hands"

[Zangetsu 101]

Would I get in any trouble for posting the link in a comment?

Its not porn so...

[Zero-Hartman]

I googled it and Last FM was the first result, maybe we can do this legally.

[thedudemeister]

Think comically oversized breasts.

http://www.gamez.nl/upload/819836_610_1158651264139-TakiBabe5.jpg

Edit: Woah, comically oversized picture. Fixed.

Oh yea, her. And she has a nipple erection as well >.>

[imdeth]

Would I get in any trouble for posting the link in a comment?

Its not porn so...

That's why I'm unsure :confused:

Oh yea, her. And she has a nipple erection as well >.>

All the more deadly.

[pak1351]

rapidshare works, I used number 3 link because I'm not signing up for anything

[gnrliesmanlies]

PM with linky? I'll PM anyone else too :)

pm me!

[Zangetsu 101]

Right, I've PM'd it to Pak1351, gnrliesmanlies and Psychedelico.

Ask them for it now.

:)

[imdeth]

Right, I've PM'd it to Pak1351, gnrliesmanlies and Psychedelico.

Ask them for it now.

:)

I already got to 'em :haha

[OMGWTFBBQ?]

Lulz, dont think it will actually work

[Time Seller]

I got that mp3 some time ago. Got bored halfway through the middle. I also have her video, it failed.

[doom3rulz]

Is the link a rapidshare download?

[Zangetsu 101]

Is the link a rapidshare download?

Its a torrent.

[pawnshopguitars]

Can someone PM me too? Cheers ;)

[imdeth]

Is the link a rapidshare download?

Yes it is but you can also find it as a torrent someplace I guess.

[ChemicalFire]

I tried this a while back, I still can't quite get it to work, though it's closer every time.

[herby190]

No one answered; do you have to listen to the entire thing for it to work?

[imdeth]

No one answered; do you have to listen to the entire thing for it to work?

Yes. It's not a random noise like Idoser though. She's got a great voice :D

[doom3rulz]

If someone who has it could upload a copy of it onto a sharing site other than rapidshare/megaupload, like depositfiles or something, I'd be eternally grateful, as would be the other people who can't download from those two sites at all, like me.

[sam b]

Format: MP3 Download
Sound Quality: Professional First-Rate
Vocal Sound Effects: No
Prop Sound Effects: No
Soft Background Music: No
Overdubbing Vocals: Yes
Length: 36 minutes, 07 seconds
Zip File Size: Approx. 33 MB
Price: $35.00


huh?

[pak1351]

^You're doing it wrong.

[Jack Off Jill]

Well, that was a god damn waste of time. :mad:

My muscles did get kinda heavy, and I did start shaking a little bit, but no semen. :mad:

[imdeth]

Well, that was a god damn waste of time. :mad:

My muscles did get kinda heavy, and I did start shaking a little bit, but no semen. :mad:

Keep trying every day? :p:

Wow, you're gonna hurt me aren't you?

[Jack Off Jill]

Keep trying every day? :p:

Wow, you're gonna hurt me aren't you?
Oh, I'm adding it to my Zune now. I want to see how long it will take to work. I believe it will work, I'm just pissed off that it didn't work the first time. Sure am glad I didn't pay for it.

Seriously, thirty five dollars to cum in thirty minutes? **** that, I can use my hands in much much less time.

[uk.mace]

Oh, I'm adding it to my Zune now. I want to see how long it will take to work. I believe it will work, I'm just pissed off that it didn't work the first time. Sure am glad I didn't pay for it.

Seriously, thirty five dollars to cum in thirty minutes? **** that, I can use my hands in much much less time.
:haha
Nearly worked for me, basically had the same result as you, except without being pissed off! :peace:

[untalented]

Seriously, thirty five dollars to cum in thirty minutes? **** that, I can use my hands in much much less time.
I can also use his hands in less time and to much greater effect.

[Jack Off Jill]

:haha
Nearly worked for me, basically had the same result as you, except without being pissed off! :peace:
It's weird that your whole body just falls asleep. Except your brain. Then when you get up to walk around, you feel like you're going to trip or something.

[imdeth]

Oh, I'm adding it to my Zune now. I want to see how long it will take to work. I believe it will work, I'm just pissed off that it didn't work the first time. Sure am glad I didn't pay for it.

Seriously, thirty five dollars to cum in thirty minutes? **** that, I can use my hands in much much less time.

:haha :haha

...


:haha :haha

I hope one day you'll cum without touching yourself.. what an odd sentence.

[talia.]

Searchbar came up with nothing (pun intended)



......... :confused:




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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :haha

[Jack Off Jill]

:haha :haha

...


:haha :haha

I hope one day you'll cum without touching yourself.. what an odd sentence.
Look, I'll be twenty one soon. That basically means I can get into the Casinos. If I teach myself to cum on command, with the word Jackpot.. I will be going to Casinos a lot. And I won't make any bets, but I'll still be a winner.

[Oblivion_Rps]

Yeah PM me.

[uk.mace]

Look, I'll be twenty one soon. That basically means I can get into the Casinos. If I teach myself to cum on command, with the word Jackpot.. I will be going to Casinos a lot. And I won't make any bets, but I'll still be a winner.
:haha:haha:haha
Bahahahahahaha!

[untalented]

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/76923519/1061166
this is to put a picture to the voice btw.

enjoy ;)

[Jack Off Jill]

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/76923519/1061166
this is to put a picture to the voice btw.

enjoy ;)
I saw her before hand. I'd hit it anyway. I'm lonely. Hence why I'm using hypnotism to get my jollies.

[imdeth]

Look, I'll be twenty one soon. That basically means I can get into the Casinos. If I teach myself to cum on command, with the word Jackpot.. I will be going to Casinos a lot. And I won't make any bets, but I'll still be a winner.

:haha :haha :haha

That needs to be sigged by someone!

['Leviathan']

Oh, hay, I found it on Rapidshare! **** paying!

[imdeth]

Oh, hay, I found it on Rapidshare! **** paying!

Yup, we all kinda did too :p:

[metaldog_USMC]

Anyone got a website where I can get it. I want to try it out. It sounds interesting. I googled but cant find the actual MP3

[Jack Off Jill]

Oh, hay, I found it on Rapidshare! **** paying!
Soon you'll be almost as good a hunter as Elmer Fudd.

['Leviathan']

Soon you'll be almost as good a hunter as Elmer Fudd.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/Kaileo/Cats%20and%20Kittens/ThatsNotFunny.jpg

[Jack Off Jill]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/Kaileo/Cats%20and%20Kittens/ThatsNotFunny.jpg
Yeah, Elmer didn't seem to have a good sense of humor, either. Probably why he hates Bugs so much.

[imdeth]

Anyone got a website where I can get it. I want to try it out. It sounds interesting. I googled but cant find the actual MP3

I'm PM you with a link.

[Ovenman]

Yeah, Elmer didn't seem to have a good sense of humor, either. Probably why he hates Bugs so much.
Your name, it's very appropriate.

[Jack Off Jill]

Your name, it's very appropriate.
Cornelius?

[michal23]

Could someone PM me a link to the actual mp3 too?

I'd be grateful :)

[imdeth]

Could someone PM me a link to the actual mp3 too?

I'd be grateful :)

Just did :D

[Sol9989]

you will NEVER eliminate the need for women. i see what you're doing here...

[imdeth]

you will NEVER eliminate the need for women. i see what you're doing here...

I don't know what you're talking about

>.>

<.<
He/she knows too much, call the Soul Calibur team!

[kstar22bassist]

trying it after lunch. Heard a little bit. Man, she has a sexy voice. You don't even need to picture a body with a voice like that

[madbasslover]

Anyone care to PM me the link to the mp3?

[imdeth]

trying it after lunch. Heard a little bit. Man, she has a sexy voice. You don't even need to picture a body with a voice like that

It gets better ;)

Anyone care to PM me the link to the mp3?

Done :D

[akack]

PM me too plz.

[imdeth]

Done^

[Psychedelico]

Thanks whoever pm'd the link to me. I haven't listened to it yet, but i will, and then I'll pass judgement. :D

[ironman1478]

i have to try this >.>

pm plz

['Leviathan']

I tried it just then... it didn't work. I just got a huge hard-on. Still felt great, though. :)

[imdeth]

i have to try this >.>

pm plz

I just did you too. Yeah you heard me right.

I tried it just then... it didn't work. I just got a huge hard-on. Still felt great, though. :)

I'm addicted :D three days straight so far and it gets better with every try ;)

[Jack Off Jill]

I wonder what would happen if I started masturbating when she starts counting. Would my orgasm be more awesome than before?

..You know, I just realized how incredibly gay it is for us to help each other masturbate.

[Psychedelico]

You're really enjoying all the extremely subtle homoeroticism that you're putting in your comments aren't you?

EDIT: This was to imdeth

[Zangetsu 101]

Thanks whoever pm'd the link to me. I haven't listened to it yet, but i will, and then I'll pass judgement. :D

No problemo (y)

[ALiFe]

Someone PM a link please, can't seem to find it. :)

[imdeth]

I wonder what would happen if I started masturbating when she starts counting. Would my orgasm be more awesome than before?

:eek: I think you might just die!

[Jack Off Jill]

You're really enjoying all the extremely subtle homoeroticism that you're putting in your comments aren't you?

EDIT: This was to imdeth
You don't even want to know what I thinking about when she told me to think about something sexual.

[Cobain_Is_King]

Imdeth, since we've known each other for so long would you be as kind to pm me :p:

[Psychedelico]

Was it me? :D

EDIT: This one was to Jack Off Jill.

DAMMIT PEOPLE!!! stop posting right before me! :rant:

[time_for_food]

At the risk of sounding like a pervert...
PM please?

[Psychedelico]

Don't worry. We're all perverts in the pit. :D

I sent one to you.

[Jack Off Jill]

Was it me? :D
http://www.thriftyfun.com/images/articles11/sockpuppet300x386.jpg

That's right. When I let go of my thoughts and just let them come to me, I imagined sexual relations with a female sock puppet.

[Jimbleton]

someone has to PM me this, ill give it a go when i get home from work and report to the pit

[imdeth]

At the risk of sounding like a pervert...
PM please?

It is done.

Imdeth, since we've known each other for so long would you be as kind to pm me :p:

:D happy cumming man!

someone has to PM me this, ill give it a go when i get home from work and report to the pit

Done :D



That's right. When I let go of my thoughts and just let them come to me, I imagined sexual relations with a female sock puppet.

:eek:

[Psychedelico]

http://www.thriftyfun.com/images/articles11/sockpuppet300x386.jpg

That's right. When I let go of my thoughts and just let them come to me, I imagined sexual relations with a female sock puppet.

Indeed. Such beautiful blue eyes. And that big mouth. :liplick:

[Jack Off Jill]

Indeed. Such beautiful blue eyes. And that big mouth. :liplick:
My brother's stupid girlfriend has this penguin puppet washcloth thing in the shower. And I despise her, so I put it on the end of my penis every time I'm in the shower. Then I put on puppet shows to myself, and I think this is where the fantasy stems from. That, and I always had a crush on Sherry Lewis for some reason or the other.

Sometimes I really do wonder if I need therapy.
http://tvdays.com/images/lambchop_big.jpg

Mmmmm.

[imdeth]

:haha :haha

[sam b]

I'm addicted :D three days straight so far and it gets better with every try ;)
Surely after the first listen you know what's coming so it doesnt work as well the next time?

[imdeth]

Surely after the first listen you know what's coming so it doesnt work as well the next time?

:golfclap: oh you sir, are full of ****ing win!

[Jack Off Jill]

Surely after the first listen you know what's coming so it doesnt work as well the next time?
That's like saying pizza doesn't taste as good now that I've had it a million times.

..Aw, great.. Now I'm going to imagine myself sleeping with Pizza the Hut.

http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/space/hut.jpg

[Psychedelico]

My brother's stupid girlfriend has this penguin puppet washcloth thing in the shower. And I despise her, so I put it on the end of my penis every time I'm in the shower. Then I put on puppet shows to myself, and I think this is where the fantasy stems from. That, and I always had a crush on Sherry Lewis for some reason or the other.

Sometimes I really do wonder if I need therapy.
http://tvdays.com/images/lambchop_big.jpg

Mmmmm.

Naw that's perfectly normal. Who wouldn't be aroused by the sight of that peculiar goat doll thing? ;)

[Jack Off Jill]

She is a lamb, you sick bastard.

[time_for_food]

It is done.

I don't think i got it.
I want a lazy wank :(

[Jacob.Parker]

This thread should be a sticky. No pun intended lmao.

[irishstang_87]

PM me the link to the actual mp3?

I've gotta hear this

[sam b]

PM OR
aim - jacobp2008
msn - j.acob@hotmail.com
skype - jacob.parker
Thanks
Holy shit. You dont know how much i lol'd

EDIT:

That's like saying pizza doesn't taste as good now that I've had it a million times.
but this is ejaculating with no hands! Not eating Pizza from Pasta Hut

[imdeth]

I don't think i got it.
I want a lazy wank :(

Patience young grasshopper, a lot of PMs take a while to get through :)

[Psychedelico]

She is a lamb, you sick bastard.

Oh sorry. I couldn't see properly cause of all the jizz on my screen.

[irishstang_87]

PM OR
aim - jacobp2008
msn - j.acob@hotmail.com
skype - jacob.parker
Thanks

:haha:haha:haha

[madbasslover]

I tried, but I stopped around 7 minutes because I didn't feel relaxed enough. Now that I'm up and moving, my whole body feels like jello so I'll probaby try again soon.

[tehbensonzorz]

ill take a pm

from the sounds of it this would be amazing when you're baked as hell

[madbasslover]

I'm actually not sure if I should try it again. Part of the reason that I stopped/couldn't relax is that my heart was beating semi-arrhythmically and it was doing it really fast.

[imdeth]

I'm actually not sure if I should try it again. Part of the reason that I stopped/couldn't relax is that my heart was beating semi-arrhythmically and it was doing it really fast.

Then I don't think you should :( I don't want to kill a fellow monkey :(

[rg1826]

Like prostate massaging...

Not saying i have, but apparently that can make you cum UNBONERED.
haha thats ****ing sigged

___________________

Like prostate massaging...

Not saying i have, but apparently that can make you cum UNBONERED.

[sock_demon]

Isabella Valentine!?!/


http://www.bionicjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/ivy.jpg

[madbasslover]

Then I don't think you should :( I don't want to kill a fellow monkey :(

Oh, don't worry. It'd be her fault. :p:

I'm not going to try it again, though. :(

[imdeth]

Isabella Valentine!?!/


http://www.bionicjustice.com/wp-content/uploads/ivy.jpg

We discussed this earlier :p:

Thanks for the pic though! *fap fap fap*

[sock_demon]

We discussed this earlier :p:

Thanks for the pic though! *fap fap fap*


Well... being the lazy asian (OHHH SNAP CONSONANCE!!!) that I am.... I didn't read the umpteen pages of posts and decided it would be more prudent to just post a pic of one of my favourite video game girls.

[guiTardif123]

i'm downloading it right now in the comp lab w/ high speed :D lol

[LesPaulLeader08]

imdeth, PM plz!

[Marson]

Am i the only one that got freaked out by this?
I think she sounds really evil and manipulative.
And when she says she cant make me do anything against my will i get more scared :(

[Steve Plod]

PM it plz, too lazy to find it for myself.

I don't think it'll work.

I'll give it a shot tho.

[Sol9989]

Am i the only one that got freaked out by this?
I think she sounds really evil and manipulative.
And when she says she cant make me do anything against my will i get more scared :(
:haha your words sound so pathetic.

:no: MAN UP!

[imdeth]

PM it plz, too lazy to find it for myself.

I don't think it'll work.

I'll give it a shot tho.

Done. But you must believe to receive.

imdeth, PM plz!

I dones it! :D

[Liam.]

PM Please

Shall try Tomorrow

[Jacob.Parker]

Holy shit. You dont know how much i lol'd
Well some people might find it easyer. I want that handless wank tyvm lmao.

[yeoman125]

i just listened to it, in the dark in my room, its pretty intense. i didn't properly cum, I just leaked semen. Its enjoyable and relaxing, I would definately do it again.

[dandadog]

PM Please

Shall try Tomorrow

+1

[DrPants PhD]

I'm not touching this. It's just creepy and the thought of it is weird.






I'll try it tomorrow, if it works.

[sock_demon]

i just listened to it, in the dark in my room, its pretty intense. i didn't properly cum, I just leaked semen. Its enjoyable and relaxing, I would definately do it again.

Really did not need to know that.

[madbasslover]

Really did not need to know that.

I personally thought it was an enriching tidbit of information.

[yeoman125]

Really did not need to know that.

i'm still a bit dazed as a result, so my sensoring needs to return :p:
edit: and my spelling, sensoring??? wtf censoring

[sock_demon]

I personally thought it was an enriching tidbit of information.


Well you're not eating a hamburger with mayonnaise in it.

[imdeth]

Well you're not eating a hamburger with mayonnaise in it.

:haha :haha

Did you think it was a good idea to come into this thread while eating that?

:haha

[madbasslover]

Well you're not eating a hamburger with mayonnaise in it.

That's because mayonnaise tastes like putrefied carcass semen.

[Joeval]

for all those asking for PMs, google it and there is a rapidshare like. it downloads in about 2 minutes, if that. No idea if it works yet though...

[imdeth]

for all those asking for PMs, google it and there is a rapidshare like. it downloads in about 2 minutes, if that. No idea if it works yet though...

Thank you! I mentioned that earlier but no one seemed to take notice :confused:

[wiggyisgreat]

I'll be back in five minutes... :p:

[ironman1478]

it nearly worked for me. i am gonna try again tomorrow

[bulldozerbob]

I thought it was going to work but then it didn't

I'll keep trying though:)

[The_Faded_Line]

pm me the link?

[iimjpii]

PM me.


I'm up for this.

[GuitarKid61791]

I will try this tomorrow, I wonder if it's supposed to work for girls :rolleyes:

[shaquille]

Placebos really do work if you are dumb enough to believe in them.

[imdeth]

I will try this tomorrow, I wonder if it's supposed to work for girls :rolleyes:

Just what I was thinking. Come on ladies! Where are you?!

[dan ramP]

i think i'll try this tonight, since you seem to be an expert on this imdeth, any tips?

[imdeth]

i think i'll try this tonight, since you seem to be an expert on this imdeth, any tips?

Just be in silence laying down in the dark :D

[sock_demon]

:haha :haha

Did you think it was a good idea to come into this thread while eating that?

:haha


Yes.

Better than eating a banana with mayonnaise on it...or rather a banana with the centre cored out and mayonnaise dripping from that.

Which I would stilleat because mayonnaise is delicious and so are bananas.


I'm not gay, I just like my bananas.

[imdeth]

Yes.

Better than eating a banana with mayonnaise on it...or rather a banana with the centre cored out and mayonnaise dripping from that.

Which I would stilleat because mayonnaise is delicious and so are bananas.


I'm not gay, I just like my bananas.

Well... :rolleyes:

That was pretty odd but made me lol nonetheless. :cheers:

[sock_demon]

I'm trying this and there are about 5 asian girls around me so i'll use that excuse...

[tommo619]

I've got it on download now, so I might try it later tonight or I could listen to it on my paper round tomorrow morning :haha

[Holy.]

Somone pm me this.

I can't find it at all....

[sock_demon]

I've got it on download now, so I might try it later tonight or I could listen to it on my paper round tomorrow morning :haha



Oooo... free hair gel samples.

[slashVR]

Someone PM me link plx? I can't find it =[

[Carswell98]

well... i tried


it was... interesting, and I feel very dirty

but it didn't work sorry to say, it was an interesting and relaxing experience though

[gorkyporky]

so anyone had any luck with this except TS?

[sam b]

How did you find out about this TS? :wtf:

[shaquille]

I think it only works if you prematurely ejaculate.

[will123456789]

no because i have a hand..

[sock_demon]

I say TS is gifted in the loins.

[imdeth]

I think it only works if you prematurely ejaculate.

:rolleyes:

How did you find out about this TS? :wtf:

I was looking up stuff about Soul Calibur which lead me to look up Isabella Valentine

>.>

<.<

And I came across this.

I say TS is gifted in the loins.

Just for the record I fapped after, all I've got so far is pre-cum.

[Carswell98]

How did you find out about this TS? :wtf:

i imagine it's something like this:


desperate from years of over wanking, he set out on a voyage to chart new and undiscovered ways to fap

I don't know why but I just thought of Jean Luc Picard saying that


I'll go now :(

[LesPaulLeader08]

She has the sexiest voice I have ever heard.

[shaquille]

Just for the record I fapped after, all I've got so far is pre-cum.

Too much information, man.

[Sol9989]

Just for the record I fapped after, all I've got so far is pre-cum.

the leader has been lying!

oh c'mon, us strapping young men leak semen upon seeing a dead horse for crying out loud.

i don't.

[imdeth]

Too much information, man.

No one forced you to read it. You are quite rude from what I've seen in the pit. I hope you "accidentally" get banned :)

[tommo619]

Oh my God, she has such a sexy voice. I am soo gonna try this at the weekend.

[ledhead67]

PM please? I'm curious to try it.

[Ergin]

Would like a PM aswell, seems interesting hehe..:p

[imdeth]

^ PMed you guys.

[Ergin]

^ PMed you guys.

Thanks man

[Open fire]

I tried it and it was the wierest thing ever...

I remember the first 10 minutes and the last 5 minutes but nothing in the middle.
When she told me to wake up i did and not only did i feel extremely relaxed and satisfied but i then noticed that i was wearing sticky boxers...im so shocked that it worked but i dont remeber oragsming...:s

Needless to say i enjoyed it mucho!!!!

[ledhead67]

Yeah. Thanks a load. (pun intended)

[ShelbyLynn]

... Think it would do anything for chicks?

[wiggyisgreat]

Very nearly :p: I did manage to about a minute after though, via physical means, I'm gonna try it again tomorrow :)

[madbasslover]

I tried it and it was the wierest thing ever...

I remember the first 10 minutes and the last 5 minutes but nothing in the middle.
When she told me to wake up i did and not only did i feel extremely relaxed and satisfied but i then noticed that i was wearing sticky boxers...im so shocked that it worked but i dont remeber oragsming...:s

Needless to say i enjoyed it mucho!!!!

Why the hell did you try it with your boxers on? Did you feel like swimming?

[imdeth]

Why the hell did you try it with your boxers on? Did you feel like swimming?

I guess he didn't believe :rolleyes:

Now he does :p:

[Gsaws]

PM it to me

I'm vaguely curious

[Sol9989]

Why the hell did you try it with your boxers on? Did you feel like swimming?

because lying down naked in a dark room listening to a woman through an ear piece would make any man a disappointment to his parents.

[SomeoneYouKnew]

Ejaculation Through Hypnotism.The inverse is an even more interesting subject.

Women who are talented and wise are capable of putting hypnotic suggestions in the minds of their partner during his time of ejaculation. the sensory/nervous systems are experiencing such overload during this time that the man can be manipulated without his even knowing. Fortunately, I have never been gamed this way.











brraaak, ... brraaak, brraaak, ... brraaaaaaaaak!

[wiggyisgreat]

Ah I forgot how much I love you, SYK.

[imdeth]

The inverse is an even more interesting subject.

Women who are talented and wise are capable of putting hypnotic suggestions in the minds of their partner during his time of ejaculation. the sensory/nervous systems are experiencing such overload during this time that the man can be manipulated without his even knowing. Fortunately, I have never been gamed this way.











brraaak, ... brraaak, brraaak, ... brraaaaaaaaak!

You finally made your way in here and broke me :(

[paranoideyes]

could someone please PM it to me?:)

[SomeoneYouKnew]

You finally made your way in here and broke me :(don't feel sad nubcakes. i always leave with a kiss, afterwad afterward.



:kiss:

[Open fire]

Why the hell did you try it with your boxers on? Did you feel like swimming?

I really didn't think it was going to work...i was wrong!!!

[imdeth]

don't feel sad nubcakes. i always leave with a kiss, afterwad afterward.



:kiss:

Thank you :)

[Whiskky]

I'm pretty sure it was going to work if my mom hadn't told me to come have dinner about 28 minutes in. Needless to say I had to manually relieve myself before going downstairs.

Going to try it again shortly.

[imdeth]

I'm pretty sure it was going to work if my mom hadn't told me to come have dinner about 28 minutes in. Needless to say I had to manually relieve myself before going downstairs.

Going to try it again shortly.

:haha :haha

I might try it on repeat and go to sleep tonight (like someone said earlier) :p:

[paranoideyes]

can someone please pm me it? i can't wait to try this.

[imdeth]

can someone please pm me it? i can't wait to try this.

I did about 20 mins ago. I'll try again :)

[pak1351]

^sent

[scissormetimber]

TS can u pm me the link? can i get it on my ipod? i wanna listen to it on the go lolol

[paranoideyes]

does it take a while to show up? says i have 0 messages.

[Preid]

**** me, 6 pages!

I tried it, after 10 minutes i got bored and ****ed off.

She says Trance to many times, I cannot seem to get hard off this.

Im so so drunk just now, so i'll try it again.

[imdeth]

TS can u pm me the link? can i get it on my ipod? i wanna listen to it on the go lolol

I just did but you have to be laying down with no distractions to have full effect :)

[lyndon_93]

Can someone PM me the link please, i am geniunly interested.

[ShelbyLynn]

Pm me the linkage too, I wanna see what effect it has on women.

[daft]

...cough.....pm....

[Eruption1991]

hi imdeth, is there a chance that I might receive a PM from you? :p:

[imdeth]

^ to all above I've sent a PM. Just wait ok? May take a while :(

Pm me the linkage too, I wanna see what effect it has on women.

Here's hoping you don't turn lesbian :cheers:

[urik]

It felt amazing, and kept wishing for her to count to 0, and thought that it would work.
It didn't :(. Maybe because my mother language isn't English so I have to focus?

However, as I said you should try it. It's damn great and worth the download.

Crap people just search for "jackpot - no hands" on google and open the rapidshare link.

[slickerthnsleek]

Put me down for a PM? I'm interested too.

[Rust_in_Peace34]

PM me plz.

[imdeth]

It felt amazing, and kept wishing for her to count to 0, and thought that it would work.
It didn't :(.

However, as I said you should try it. It's damn great and worth the download.

Crap people just search for "jackpot - no hands" on google and open the rapidshare link.

No more PMs, listen to this dude. I've been trying to tell 'em all day :mad:

[untalented]

this is weird. It had no effect when I was listening to it but I was on the bus before (at the front where everyone can see) and I was sitting there calmly when her voice comes into my head saying "jackpot, jackpot, jackpot". I had sensations going through my body and I had to be really strong mentally to keep it together and avoid huge embarrassment. I hope this doesn't ruin my life.

[cxrlxscr]

Pm me the linkage too, I wanna see what effect it has on women.

According to the author's LiveJournal (http://isabellaval.livejournal.com/369368.html), it works for both genders alike.

[Preid]

jackpot

[imdeth]

jackpot

Oh Yeah!! Why do I have the feeling this is going to be a meme? What have I created? :sad:

[Whiskky]

Shut up, you'll jinx it.

[Daniel8488]

haha over 4000 views.. the pit has the biggest collection of pervert's ive ever seen.

I mean yea im one of them and ill be trying this out later.. but yea.. you perverts shame on yous *fap fap.. gives a shifty look over the top of his blanket.. fap fap*

[Sol9989]

Oh Yeah!! Why do I have the feeling this is going to be a meme? What have I created? :sad:

e-fame = JACKPOT

[Whatsupdoc]

Can i get a PM? Sounds interesting...

[imdeth]

Now that I have power I demand somebody sig this ;)

Also everyone use google search to get the mp3 :)

[Sol9989]

Now that I have power I demand somebody sig this ;)

Also everyone use google search to get the mp3 :)

who said he was talking about the mp3? he just wants you inside his inbox.

[DrPants PhD]

I tried it. It didn't work. But it was relaxing.

EDIT: So many innuendos...

[Whatsupdoc]

yea ok sry didn't read pg 6