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god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:05 AM
Okay. In your opinion which hurts more? Getting kicked in the nuts or getting your trouser snake caught in your zip?

I go for the latter

Child In Time
03-27-2009, 09:06 AM
Wisdom tooth removal.

Kensai
03-27-2009, 09:06 AM
Kidneystone.

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:06 AM
Wisdom tooth removal.

touche...ouuch

sglover34479
03-27-2009, 09:09 AM
going through pointless experimental exploratory surgery while awake.

JohnnyGenzale
03-27-2009, 09:09 AM
Broken heart.

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:10 AM
Kidneystone.

Changed bladderstone huh? lul

metacarpi
03-27-2009, 09:10 AM
Kick inna balls.

ScottElwood
03-27-2009, 09:11 AM
Wisdom tooth removal.

Not really. I was so high on weed and vicodin I barely felt anything until my prescription ran out early :(

Downfall101
03-27-2009, 09:12 AM
Definately getting kicked in the balls. Happened to me once with ****ing tipped high heeled shoes. It's one of those lie on the floor for 5 minute pains.

Finnepinne
03-27-2009, 09:12 AM
I never got my wang caught in the zipper but I can imagine getting kicked in the family jewels hurts more.

pwrmax
03-27-2009, 09:13 AM
When you're getting plastic surgery and them doctor accidentally switched the anesthetic gas with new car smell and didn't know.

sam b
03-27-2009, 09:13 AM
Balls caught in a vice is worse.

rabidguitarist
03-27-2009, 09:13 AM
Getting kicked in the back of the nuts. It's considerably more painful, plus you get some blowback onto the tailbone.

Bottle of Dirt
03-27-2009, 09:13 AM
I've gotten caught in my zipper a few times. Getting kicked in the balls after you tell a girl she's too fat to sit next to you at lunch is about 1.8 times as painful. The pain goes away faster...sometimes. Unless you mean actually stuck, as in skin caught between the teeth... that would be worse I think.

COBHC_Erick429
03-27-2009, 09:15 AM
never had my dick caught in a zipper. when i wear pants im also wearing boxers, easy solution.

rabidguitarist
03-27-2009, 09:15 AM
I've gotten caught in my zipper a few times. Getting kicked in the balls after you tell a girl she's too fat to sit next to you at lunch is about 1.8 times as painful. The pain goes away faster...sometimes. Unless you mean actually stuck, as in skin caught between the teeth... that would be worse I think.
Surely the hilarity of the situation could override some of the pain?

sugar_daddy
03-27-2009, 09:16 AM
Nuts fo sho, sometimes I just get up and topple over from the pain in my bollocks, don't know why it happens but thankfully it's rare :D

From_The_Ashes
03-27-2009, 09:17 AM
Wisdom Teeth removal is not painful, its the bomb. They gave me like two bottles of tabs, and i was way to high to feel pain.

KISSguitarist
03-27-2009, 09:17 AM
Nuts much worse.

this&that
03-27-2009, 09:18 AM
RIP Dime

Bottle of Dirt
03-27-2009, 09:18 AM
Surely the hilarity of the situation could override some of the pain?

You would think so after how hard the people around me were laughing but I don't think it did.

gloryindeath
03-27-2009, 09:19 AM
Kicked. Without a doubt.
I've been zipped up before. It's more of a shock, and you freak out because you know it SHOULD hurt very bad, as it is your dick and all. But really it's just a quick passing sting.

Even if it did get caught in the teeth. Some ripped penis skin? Not so bad compared to severe shaky legs, gut pains and an inability to perform for a while.

Know what I mean?
...

JohnnyGenzale
03-27-2009, 09:20 AM
RIP Dime

Creative.

matt169
03-27-2009, 09:21 AM
Try it out TS both of them. Then get back to us.

rabidguitarist
03-27-2009, 09:22 AM
You would think so after how hard the people around me were laughing but I don't think it did.
Should have hit on her, lad. Fat girls are the shit, the fatter the better.

Green_Jelly
03-27-2009, 09:23 AM
Getting kicked in the balls definitely. Does anybody else feel it in their balls when they sneeze too hard? That **** can hurt as well.

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:24 AM
Try it out TS both of them. Then get back to us.

I have actually. thats why i voted for zip. hell yeah

heavyairship
03-27-2009, 09:24 AM
ive never had my whip caught in my zip but i would imagine it would hurt more in the long run especialy if you broke the skin

gloryindeath
03-27-2009, 09:25 AM
Getting kicked in the balls definitely. Does anybody else feel it in their balls when they sneeze too hard? That **** can hurt as well.

No, but upon sitting down I've gotten a nut stuck between whatever surface may be there( usually hard ) and my ass cheek.

That sucks..

Shaheen_rage
03-27-2009, 09:26 AM
Balls caught in a vice is worse.

How the fudge did you manage that? XD

hmmmm, i'd have to sayyy

zipper, circumsision makes it really painful :P

breadstick
03-27-2009, 09:26 AM
How the hell do you get it stuck in your zipper? Do you not wear underwear or something?

BobChicken
03-27-2009, 09:28 AM
RIP Dime
<.<
















>.>


































:haha

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:29 AM
How the hell do you get it stuck in your zipper? Do you not wear underwear or something?

Underwear ???!!!


AHahahaha

youre kidding rite?????!!

gloryindeath
03-27-2009, 09:30 AM
Nope, I go commando.

Cianyx
03-27-2009, 09:31 AM
Wanna find out? :p:

breadstick
03-27-2009, 09:32 AM
Underwear ???!!!


AHahahaha

youre kidding rite?????!!
....No....

vanshaya
03-27-2009, 09:32 AM
I've been hit by cricket ball directly coming at my nuts from a distance of less than three meters. I believe that would be the most painful.

matt169
03-27-2009, 09:32 AM
I have actually. thats why i voted for zip. hell yeah

:confused: :confused:

:haha :haha

Dude seriously? Why? You a masochist or something? :p:

BKGMorley
03-27-2009, 09:33 AM
im going with your dong caught in the zipper. every time this happens to me i draw blood

metal-murnanes
03-27-2009, 09:34 AM
Getting caught in the zip is the same as that exact moment when you forgot to check if the chick was wearing a ring when she goes handling for the goods.

But a hoofin' to the lovespuds. Thats a completely different kettle o' fish
*cringes*

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:35 AM
:confused: :confused:

:haha :haha

Dude seriously? Why? You a masochist or something? :p:


What makes you think that

:liplick: :liplick: :liplick: :liplick:

vanshaya
03-27-2009, 09:36 AM
I have actually. thats why i voted for zip. hell yeah
Are you Rob Halford?

wgroen
03-27-2009, 09:38 AM
We Got A Bleeder!!

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:39 AM
But a hoofin' to the lovespuds. Thats a completely different kettle o' fish
*cringes*


LOL wut

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:41 AM
Are you Rob Halford?


No but i AM a bald metalhead geezer who has unhealthy affairs with young people.

Vauxite
03-27-2009, 09:44 AM
It's two different types of pain, getting it in the bollocks is more of an ache, whereas getting the main vain caught in the zipper is a sharp sting, hard to decide.

vanshaya
03-27-2009, 09:45 AM
No but i AM a bald metalhead geezer who has unhealthy affairs with young people.
*reads sig*

I believe you.

SmarterChild
03-27-2009, 09:47 AM
Kick in the nuts hurts more, but penis caught in the zipper is much more terrifying because you think you're close to cutting your knob off completely.

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:49 AM
*reads sig*

I believe you.


:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

I know where you live...mwahaha

hey wait do you study in Banyan tree school??

Or DPS?

JackalUK
03-27-2009, 09:49 AM
A further question, does it hurt more getting your penis caught in the zip circumcised or not circumcised?

sam b
03-27-2009, 09:53 AM
How the fudge did you manage that? XD
Oh you know..

Walking along.. 'Oh wow, what a lovely looking vice that is!'
Slip your balls in it, and bam.. some bastard tightens it :sad:

These things happen, man.

Toast1337
03-27-2009, 09:54 AM
RIP Dime
:haha clever

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 09:55 AM
A further question, does it hurt more getting your penis caught in the zip circumcised or not circumcised?

Lets put it this way.
I was uncircumcised before i caught my penile friend in the zip

vanshaya
03-27-2009, 09:59 AM
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

I know where you live...mwahaha

hey wait do you study in Banyan tree school??

Or DPS?
Nope.

TeslaWolf
03-27-2009, 10:03 AM
I've never been careless enough to get it caught in a zipper, so I voted for getting kicked in the nuts.

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 10:21 AM
Nope.

whew

urik
03-27-2009, 10:27 AM
Nuts. Zipper isn't that bad. Talking from experience :( .

paintITblack39
03-27-2009, 10:38 AM
getting kicked in the nuts also gives you the pain of possibly having a retarded child.

JackWhiteIsButts
03-27-2009, 10:40 AM
Getting kicked in the nuts, you'd have to be an idiot to get your dick caught in your zipper, but I suppose the humiliation may add to the psychological factor of it.

89cruefan
03-27-2009, 10:41 AM
i would say kicked in the nuts

G.a.c.771
03-27-2009, 10:45 AM
http://cadcamcae.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/cremallera.jpg

Oh Shize
03-27-2009, 10:49 AM
Kicked in the gooch.

First your gooch hurts, then your balls, then your dick, then your balls again.

LezPaulEpiphone
03-27-2009, 10:51 AM
Balls caught in a vice is worse.

*cringes, for only thinking about it :( *

PRporcupine
03-27-2009, 11:18 AM
I've felt both...

but the zipper is the only one that left a scar...

Kingyem0c0re
03-27-2009, 11:21 AM
Balls caught in a vice is worse.
I fail to see how that would happen without actually realising it was happening or done on purpose.

god of lamb
03-27-2009, 11:23 AM
I fail to see how that would happen without actually realising it was happening or done on purpose.


Well if you were stoned enough...

myearshurt
03-27-2009, 11:25 AM
I've gotten caught in my zipper a few times. Getting kicked in the balls after you tell a girl she's too fat to sit next to you at lunch is about 1.8 times as painful. The pain goes away faster...sometimes. Unless you mean actually stuck, as in skin caught between the teeth... that would be worse I think.

<shudders>

I still voted kicked in the nuts though .I've only ever been slapped there and I was on the ground for a while...so I'd hate to imagine what it'd feel like to be KICKED there ****!

drdoom8793
03-27-2009, 11:26 AM
Broken heart.
+1000000

Nirvanarien
03-27-2009, 11:46 AM
Women claim birth is, wich is total BS. Giving birth doesn't hurt, women pretend it does just to have a trick up their sleeve. If a man goes, i cant doe tht cuz of my injury it will hurt they go: Not like giving birth. Giving birth just itches a lil (or so ive heard em say)

I had the occasional kick in the balls but never had got caught in my zipper (half my pants have buttons)

JackWhiteIsButts
03-27-2009, 11:48 AM
Women claim birth is, wich is total BS. Giving birth doesn't hurt, women pretend it does just to have a trick up their sleeve. If a man goes, i cant doe tht cuz of my injury it will hurt they go: Not like giving birth. Giving birth just itches a lil (or so ive heard em say)
Next time you look at a baby think about how large its head is.


Next time you look at a vagina (Yeah, I'm being optimistic, I know) think about trying to pass something as big as a baby through there.

KeepOnRotting
03-27-2009, 12:03 PM
Women claim birth is, wich is total BS. Giving birth doesn't hurt, women pretend it does just to have a trick up their sleeve. If a man goes, i cant doe tht cuz of my injury it will hurt they go: Not like giving birth. Giving birth just itches a lil (or so ive heard em say)

I had the occasional kick in the balls but never had got caught in my zipper (half my pants have buttons)

You're retarded. Compare it to pissing out a golf ball. Also, you should make your title the "Threadsecutioner". It's way more badass.

EDIT: If not a golf ball, a large marble.

vanshaya
03-27-2009, 12:09 PM
Women claim birth is, wich is total BS. Giving birth doesn't hurt, women pretend it does just to have a trick up their sleeve. If a man goes, i cant doe tht cuz of my injury it will hurt they go: Not like giving birth. Giving birth just itches a lil (or so ive heard em say)

I had the occasional kick in the balls but never had got caught in my zipper (half my pants have buttons)
I'm guessing you have had a sex change lately? Formulate your ideas in your mind before converting them into text.

el-ECTRO
03-27-2009, 12:12 PM
Women claim birth is, wich is total BS.

Ok, I have never given birth but the idea of having to stretch to 10cm down there seems pretty f*cking painful to me. :p:

CaptainRon
03-27-2009, 12:17 PM
Dick in zipper.

At least with getting kicked in the balls there is the relief to look forward too.

noxiosimitator
03-27-2009, 12:28 PM
when the zipper pain good as ends .. the kick in the nut pain just begins :p

greatone_12
03-27-2009, 12:53 PM
Penis getting caught in zipper is worse to think about, but in reality getting kicked in the nuts hurts much more since your hitting a ton of nerves. However maybe the pain of getting your penis caught in a zipper lasts longer.

pwrmax
03-27-2009, 01:03 PM
We Got A Bleeder!!
Why do you build me up buttercup?

Well.......
03-27-2009, 01:04 PM
Should have hit on her, lad. Fat girls are the shit, the fatter the better.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLFbBv5W9QI

Fitzpatrick
03-27-2009, 01:15 PM
Easily the first one.

Dawnwalker
03-27-2009, 01:18 PM
Hearing the jonas brothers new cd

Bottle of Dirt
03-27-2009, 03:49 PM
Should have hit on her, lad. Fat girls are the shit, the fatter the better.


She was only a few pounds over weight and she was my ex. We had broken up a few days earlier.

Next time you look at a baby think about how large its head is.


Next time you look at a vagina (Yeah, I'm being optimistic, I know) think about trying to pass something as big as a baby through there.


It's the shoulders that hurt. At least as wide as the shoulders in every case, was for both my nieces and my nephew.
I'm not saying it's the best feeling in the world but it's naturally easier for some women so it doesn't hurt as much(those seem to be the people who come breeding families). Plus, that particular area is designed to stretch to allow the parasite to exit.


Back on topic, I was skating this morning and racked right on my junk(not my taint). Yeah, getting kicked int eh nuts hurts more than just getting caught.

Spartan101400
03-27-2009, 03:58 PM
Pretty sure "Kids in the Sandbox" is includes the most painful thing that can happen to your penis.

supralightning
03-27-2009, 04:06 PM
dick zip is just straight up regular ass pain

ball smash is on a totally different level man

theres no comparison

djk55
03-27-2009, 05:22 PM
Definitely getting kicked in the balls. I had got a soccer ball kicked right to my nuts and it hurt for a long while.

Trefellin
03-27-2009, 05:32 PM
Getting struck in the balls can make you throw up, collapse, go into shock and die in the worst scenarios. You'd never die from getting Willy caught in the zipper... Unless you zippered him right off and you bled to death but that's unlikely.

entity0009
03-27-2009, 05:35 PM
After extensive testing, I can safely say, with a squeaky voice, zipper.

Jacob6293
03-27-2009, 05:43 PM
Removing the skin from your stomach with an onion peeler.

TMF128
03-27-2009, 05:44 PM
Kicked in the nuts definately.

When your dick gets caught in the zipper, it stings a bit, but it is not that bad. It isn't even being zipped up at high speeds, so your dick won't be seriously injured. Yet, a kick in the balls leaves you in pain, with a stomach ache, and can possibly damage your sexual organs.

Primus2112
03-27-2009, 05:47 PM
Dick in zipper.

I actually cried.

slidething31
03-27-2009, 05:58 PM
Couldn't say. Never gotten it caught in the zipper...

Steeze
03-27-2009, 06:07 PM
the zipper can tear your penis, therefore causing longer lasting pain.

mentalrazorback
03-27-2009, 06:24 PM
I never got it stuck in my zipper but I can imagine that it would be terribly painful... But they are both pretty horrific!

ctp93
03-27-2009, 06:46 PM
I say kicked in the nuts, because not only is it painful, but it is also accompanied by a soul-crushing sick feeling traveling up to your stomach. That feeling.... ahhh, that feeling.

dantheman558
03-27-2009, 06:47 PM
I don't see how people get their dick caught in their zipper?

Usually, when I'm done peeing or whatever, I put it back in my trousers!

Revolutionary, no?

shattamakar
01-12-2012, 02:51 AM
Dick in zipper.

JustRooster
01-12-2012, 03:48 AM
I've never caught my penis in my zipper, mostly because I'm not an idiot.

sam b
01-12-2012, 03:52 AM
Why the hell did you bump this :confus:

It's nearly 3 years old.

Kensai
01-12-2012, 03:54 AM
Never been kicked in the nuts so I have to go with zipper for now.


Hearing the jonas brothers new cd
Ah, 2009...

sam b
01-12-2012, 03:55 AM
Never been kicked in the nuts so I have to go with zipper for now.
You said Kidneystone back in 2009......... :mad:


You've changed man, you've changed.

Kutless Rocker
01-12-2012, 03:55 AM
Zipper, man. Sure, getting kicked hurts, but that's nothing compared to a really sensitive piece of skin getting stuck between a few pieces of metal.

blake1221
01-12-2012, 04:17 AM
Dick in zipper.

I actually cried.

Almost-three-year-ago dude! I did too!

Zeropathic
01-12-2012, 04:42 AM
Never got kicked in the balls (well, hard, anyway) and never got caught in the zipper. :cool:

So I wouldn't know. Did get a wisdom tooth removed, but I was high on anesthetics so it didn't really hurt a lot.

ripple07
01-12-2012, 06:02 AM
Getting denied ass-to-mouth on wedding night. Feels pretty ****ing bad. Much worse than either option, Ts.

shattamakar
01-12-2012, 08:14 AM
Why the hell did you bump this :confus:

It's nearly 3 years old.

TS is an...old friend >_>

Mistress_Ibanez
01-12-2012, 08:16 AM
I'm available to conduct some research.

stealstrings
01-12-2012, 08:18 AM
I'm available to conduct some research.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/22/128874496505848355.jpg

Guitardude19
01-12-2012, 08:19 AM
I'm available to conduct some research.

I would gladly let you go to town on my genitals

>_>

<_<

ripple07
01-12-2012, 08:20 AM
I would gladly let you go to town on my genitals

>_>

<_<
Subtle. Almost too subtle.

DempseyPunk
01-12-2012, 08:21 AM
Ive never caught my dick in my zipper...



you have to be retarded to actually do that

Weaponized
01-12-2012, 08:28 AM
DICK IN ZIPPER OMFG.

But that was when my dick was much smaller.

shadow__666
01-12-2012, 09:20 AM
If you catch your dick in a zipper you deserve every bit of pain you get.

In fact, I can only hope that it manages to sterilise you so that you don't reproduce and pass on your moronic-dick-zipper-catching ways on.

shattamakar
01-12-2012, 09:24 AM
Ive never caught my dick in my zipper...



you have to be retarded to actually do that

Dude, your sig looks like a androgynous Saint Sebastian. I shuddered.

seeneyj
01-12-2012, 09:28 AM
If you catch your dick in a zipper you deserve every bit of pain you get.

In fact, I can only hope that it manages to sterilise you so that you don't reproduce and pass on your moronic-dick-zipper-catching ways on.


This times 1000000000

Mistress_Ibanez
01-12-2012, 09:38 AM
If you catch your dick in a zipper you deserve every bit of pain you get.

In fact, I can only hope that it manages to sterilise you so that you don't reproduce and pass on your moronic-dick-zipper-catching ways on.

How does this even happen anyway. Isn't this what boxers are for?

BeefWellington
01-12-2012, 09:45 AM
You must be braindead to be able to get your dick caught in a zipper.

I reckon a swift kick to the crown jewels hurts more though, especially if it's got some weight behind it.

seeneyj
01-12-2012, 09:53 AM
How does this even happen anyway. Isn't this what boxers are for?

Exactly. It doesn't happen. I've been wearing jeans for years and my 10 pound dick never gets caught.

JamSessionFreak
01-12-2012, 10:12 AM
How is this even a question. Getting kicked in the balls is god awful, because of the intensity of the pain and the length of pain-time. Getting it caught in the zip is horrible but not nearly as bad as a good kick in the groin.