I just saw my step dad's DICK!


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zwart_gitaar
04-13-2009, 05:41 AM
Well, I haven't slept recently, so I decided after I attempted to dye my hairs, that I wanted to take a ****. So enter the bathroom and BOOM I see my step dad's dick and I'm like "WTF!!!" in my mind and lingerer. for like..7 seconds. He yells "Dude, why the hell are you still here!" and I yell " I didn't know you where here!" and I run out.


Am I gay?

Xiaoxi
04-13-2009, 05:41 AM
Best title ever.

splamron
04-13-2009, 05:42 AM
Pics or It didn't happen


:haha

titsmcgee852
04-13-2009, 05:42 AM
:/

I'm calling troll.

bloodtrocuted93
04-13-2009, 05:42 AM
7 seconds is kinda long...

DarylCooper
04-13-2009, 05:44 AM
http://www.gearsandwidgets.com/external/wherethisthreadgoing.jpg

Jack Off Jill
04-13-2009, 05:44 AM
I think you're going to need to masturbate before we can give you a diagnosis on your sexuality. Go do that, and tell us what you fantasized about. And if you stuck a finger in your ass, we need to know that as well.

guitar12
04-13-2009, 05:45 AM
How big?

phlowtron23
04-13-2009, 05:45 AM
Some how I read "I just step on my dad's DICK!"

lol


..


<_<

logga
04-13-2009, 05:46 AM
was it bigger than yours?? :)

GogglesVK
04-13-2009, 05:46 AM
7 seconds is kinda long...
So is his step dad's cock.

DempseyPunk
04-13-2009, 05:46 AM
long 'n' lengthy or short and stubby? :D

zwart_gitaar
04-13-2009, 05:49 AM
long 'n' lengthy or short and stubby? :D

It looked like a short tailed opossum hiding in a can...

DempseyPunk
04-13-2009, 05:51 AM
It looked like a short tailed opossum hiding in a can...
HAHAHAHA holy crap i didnt really want to know! but damn, what a good description

zwart_gitaar
04-13-2009, 05:52 AM
HAHAHAHA holy crap i didnt really want to know! but damn, what a good description


I can't help it.






I looked me in the eyes..

skaterskagg1
04-13-2009, 05:52 AM
was it cut?

DempseyPunk
04-13-2009, 05:55 AM
I can't help it.






I looked me in the eyes..
starin at you with that one hypnotizing eye...HAHAHA

EnyoAdonai
04-13-2009, 05:57 AM
:haha

how long can you watch meat**** for? (I starred that out cause I get the feeling we're not aloud to say that on here) that'll be the true test of whether or not you're gay.

Le_Bunny
04-13-2009, 06:01 AM
Well, I haven't slept recently, so I decided after I attempted to dye my hairs, that I wanted to take a ****. So enter the bathroom and BOOM I see my step dad's dick and I'm like "WTF!!!" in my mind and lingerer. for like..7 seconds. He yells "Dude, why the hell are you still here!" and I yell " I didn't know you where here!" and I run out.


Am I gay?

1. What
2. :haha

shattamakar
04-13-2009, 06:02 AM
Was it ERECT!!???

BigBrownBeaver
04-13-2009, 06:02 AM
Must...resist...pear...

KlassikMetal666
04-13-2009, 06:03 AM
I saw it too.

holycow
04-13-2009, 06:04 AM
*waits for "so my step son saw my dicK, what should i do" thread*

wesselbindt
04-13-2009, 06:04 AM
You are gay, yes. You are showing some classic symptoms of gayness.

Viva-la-mark
04-13-2009, 06:06 AM
Some how I read "I just step on my dad's DICK!"

lol


..


<_<
Same
Secretly I was very disapointed when I realised it wasn't :(

MikeyP90
04-13-2009, 06:08 AM
sorry man, you're gay... u shoulda jst grabbed that thing and got it over with... ull want to do it forever more now. It'll plague ur mind like some sort of penis plague

Davo Ownz
04-13-2009, 06:16 AM
did you..












touch it?

vulcan422
04-13-2009, 06:17 AM
homo

lyndon_93
04-13-2009, 06:26 AM
7 seconds is an awfully long time for a straight guy to be staring at dick.
Unless he's watching porn, in which case it is too short !

LordBishek
04-13-2009, 06:26 AM
It would have been more distressing had you seen your stepdad's beef curtains.

KlassikMetal666
04-13-2009, 06:31 AM
7 seconds is an awfully long time for a straight guy to be staring at dick.
Unless he's watching porn, in which case it is too short !Eww, you stare at guys dicks while you watch porn? Dude, you're ****ing gay.

themightymitch
04-13-2009, 06:34 AM
Eww, you stare at guys dicks while you watch porn? Dude, you're ****ing gay.

^ i agree with this dude... i think you might be gay


anywhooo, you gotta have sex with your step-dad now, its the only way

xJ3SS1CA
04-13-2009, 06:39 AM
I just read the "my step son saw my dick" thread, and then I saw this one,,
and the lulz ensued:]

I think maybe you're bi.. .. ??

JohnnyGenzale
04-13-2009, 06:40 AM
I just read the "my step son saw my dick" thread, and then I saw this one,,
and the lulz ensued:]

I think maybe you're bi.. .. ??

For just looking?

halvies
04-13-2009, 06:41 AM
:haha

i too read 'step on...'

And yeah, there is nothing more homosexual

Fraserwatt
04-13-2009, 06:41 AM
For just looking?
yes.

valdean
04-13-2009, 06:47 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/22/AHK_WILL_NOT_HAVE_IT.jpg

Mources
04-13-2009, 06:47 AM
Yeah... well... I saw your step MUMS dick! YEAH!! *looks cool*

Mr_Romero
04-13-2009, 06:49 AM
Well, I haven't slept recently, so I decided after I attempted to dye my hairs, that I wanted to take a ****. So enter the bathroom and BOOM I see my step dad's dick and I'm like "WTF!!!" in my mind and lingerer. for like..7 seconds. He yells "Dude, why the hell are you still here!" and I yell " I didn't know you where here!" and I run out.


Am I gay?


ehh, yes?

Noverion
04-13-2009, 06:55 AM
Valdean gets le cookie
+ im sorry, your gay

not that theres anything wrong with gays
...




really****ingsorry

JohnnyGenzale
04-13-2009, 06:56 AM
Kinda crap way to get out of the closet eh?

acecube
04-13-2009, 06:57 AM
Did you lick it?

hendrixftw
04-13-2009, 06:58 AM
*waits for "so my step son saw my dicK, what should i do" thread*

You didn't have to wait long.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1106059

Ulalume
04-13-2009, 07:08 AM
Yes, you are gay. You should have just got on your knees.

larrytheguitar
04-13-2009, 07:18 AM
Wow, the shower curtains perfectly concealed your mom.

AND ME HAHA!

vinc3nt
04-13-2009, 07:19 AM
^ :haha

wiggy1988
04-13-2009, 07:21 AM
:haha oh lawds

lordllama
04-13-2009, 07:23 AM
i hate to admit, same thing happened to me, BUT I WASNT STANDING THERE STARING FOR 7 ****ING SECONDS!

larrytheguitar
04-13-2009, 07:24 AM
:haha I love how he knows it stayed for exactly 7 seconds. Was it wearing a Rolex?

xJ3SS1CA
04-13-2009, 07:26 AM
For just looking?

ha, no for questioning it...
how can you question your sexual prefferance? you either like it or you dont.

wiggy1988
04-13-2009, 07:26 AM
Wincest?

flamster
04-13-2009, 07:41 AM
Now, that you know you're step dads best kept secret, he's got to kill you, I'm afraid.

Final !mpact
04-13-2009, 07:45 AM
Now, that you know you're step dads best kept secret, he's got to kill you, I'm afraid.

Because he has a dick? :confused:

Phoenix Wright
04-13-2009, 07:47 AM
OBJECTION.

Fuckin' LOL.

:haha

LordBishek
04-13-2009, 07:48 AM
And a boot to the head

Zero-Hartman
04-13-2009, 07:49 AM
It would have been more distressing had you seen your stepdad's beef curtains.
:haha:haha:haha

LordBishek
04-13-2009, 07:50 AM
I love that euphemism.

happytimeharry
04-13-2009, 08:00 AM
:haha

This thread gave me a hearty early-morning chuckle.

Insanitydenied
04-13-2009, 08:03 AM
Some how I read "I just step on my dad's DICK!"

lol


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<_<
:haha you arent alone :haha

midi pure
04-13-2009, 08:47 AM
Wincest?
winRAR?

:haha

kevin14u2nv
04-13-2009, 08:56 AM
when you ran out did you have an errection if yes see 1 if no see 2

1 your a homo
2 your not a homo

bastratard
04-13-2009, 08:58 AM
well, 7 seconds is pretty long to stare at yer stepdads (or any mans) shlong....But I stare at mine for like 30-40 seconds at a time....Does that mean Im gay?

Capitalistklok
04-13-2009, 09:06 AM
hahaha go to meat spin . com and if you find it arousing... pretty solid indicator that you are gay.

Venice King
04-13-2009, 09:07 AM
The most worrying thing is you can't stop thinking about it for long enough to not make a thread about it.