Self-Fellatio

[Dyer's Eve]

I personally can't do it, but I imagine most of you are pretty experienced in the art.

Discuss. You may also lead into another topic from this one and so on.

[Pernell]

When i quit Tae Kwon Do all those years back, i lost all my flexibility. So, no, i am unable :(

Edit: its called "auto-fellatio" ;)

[Internal Chaos]

It would be pretty satisfying if I could take one of my own loads in the throat.

[\Powerslave/]

Is this supposed to be Substance V3?

[Camm]

Ah, this is in the metal forum, as if he's trying to say that people that listen to metal are self-c0cksuckers.

Oh wait, that's the joke.

What a knee-slapper.

[freddaahh]

.............














































..............

I did it once. Really hurt my back.

[\Powerslave/]

Ah, this is in the metal forum, as if he's trying to say that people that listen to metal are self-c0cksuckers.

Oh wait, that's the joke.

What a knee-slapper.
You're the cooliest person on the internet in the history of ever.

[Pernell]

If i remember correctly, there was a dethklok episode on just this subject...

[PedroLesPaulVM]

I personally can't do it, but I imagine most of you are pretty experienced in the art.

Discuss. You may also lead into another topic from this one and so on.


:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

[freddaahh]

Meh, gone off Metalocalypse quite a bit. It got old after the first series really.

[Camm]

You're the cooliest person on the internet in the history of ever.

Well it's great to know that I have your approval.

[freddaahh]

*self-stickies thread* This is Substance Mk3, right?

[diminishedtobme]

I wish I could do it, but I have ED. :(

[dead-fish]

Yes, Frederick, it is.

So, self fellation. How about it?

[beadhangingOne]

Self-fellating...






...So it's a technical death metal thread?

[Macabre_Turtle]

Meh, gone off Metalocalypse quite a bit. It got old after the first series really.

There are only two. -_-

One of my favorite episodes.
There was also a Nip/Tuck episode on the subject.

[freddaahh]

Hahaha, *instant rimshot*

Yes, Frederick, it is.

So, self fellation. How about it?

How did you guess my name!?

[dead-fish]

I am your long-lost father, whom you never knew.

[CG Man16]

Lies

[Benjabenja]

I cannot do it.

[VampireGoldfish]

This thread title is going to attract pit monkeys like crazy.

[technicolour]

I tried it once, didn't work.

[\Powerslave/]

This thread title is going to attract pit monkeys like crazy.
You're already here.

[VampireGoldfish]

Also everyone needs to read my post in the Pagan Fest thread because I wrote it

[Pernell]

A friend of the people, you are

[Vermintide]

Also everyone needs to read my post in the Pagan Fest thread because I wrote it
But why did you wrote it?

Let's just stop and consider that for a moment.

[Senor Kristian]

Never tried, but seeing as I'm not very flexible, I'm guessing I can't.
But here's a short little story: Just when I started continuation school, I talked to a girl, to get to get to know some people. We figured out we knew the same person, and just as we figured that out she says: "Did you know he once sucked his own dick?"
Welcome to continuation school...

[VampireGoldfish]

But why did you wrote it?

Let's just stop and consider that for a moment.


I'm just helping you in your quest of formulating better opinions Verm my boy.

New. Improved. Shiny opinions.

Yours are just... shallow and pedantic.

Yes quite.

[Monolith295]

I see no attraction in sucking ones own dick.

[mr kipling]

I wouldn't mind being able to suck my own dick, but I'm really inflexible :(

[\Powerslave/]

VG, my man. I know you're a big Countess fanboy. So halp me out.

Is it just my rip or does The Book of the Heretic have obnoxiously loud bass? The composition of the album is brilliant, but the bass generally irritates me when I listen to it.

Also, where the hell can I start with Nu? I have the debut and I'm liking it a lot.

[diminishedtobme]

Damn VG that sucks, when I grow up I wanna be a cool cop, that smokes weed and stuff.

[technicolour]

Also everyone needs to read my post in the Pagan Fest thread because I wrote it

I read it, I enjoyed it.

[VampireGoldfish]

VG, my man. I know you're a big Countess fanboy. So halp me out.

Is it just my rip or does The Book of the Heretic have obnoxiously loud bass? The composition of the album is brilliant, but the bass generally irritates me when I listen to it.

Also, where the hell can I start with Nu? I have the debut and I'm liking it a lot.

Its a common belief that the bass is way to punchy and way to loud. It takes getting used too. Don't be afraid to play around with your EQ on the album.
amazing amazing amazing album though, no? You really should buy the CD. Its an absolute gem. Its a book really, with an intriguing story that most BM bands half ass everything at.

and FINALLY fucking someone is listening to Ñu! I've tried to whore them out so much but no one listens. Essential Prog. True Prog.

Cuentos de ayer y de hoy is my favorite, but all of them have a great flavor. El Mensaje Del Mago and A Golpe de Latigo would be good next choices.

[Snyper]

once again i thought this was about a new band :(
:cheers:

[VampireGoldfish]

Also Power The Revenge of the Horned One Part I and Heilig Vuur are amazing.

[HelloHalo]

Hey guys what's going on, don't mind me, just posting in Substance V3.

Seriously though, is this Substance V3?

[\Powerslave/]

I think I first listened to Nu from your mixtape a while back. Really enjoyed it, particularly the flute.

I've listened to all of Countess's releases atleast a few times.

Heilig Vurr and Holocaust of the God Believers are probably my two favorites.

^I asked the same question. Just assume it is.

[MetalMessiah665]

This thread title is going to attract pit monkeys like crazy.
Yeah... Isn't the point of not just calling it "Metal Chat" to keep as many idiots out as possible?

[Sheepbane]

Is it gay to take a load in the mouth if its your own?

[The Frayed Ends]

I've never tried to blow myself, though actually I'm flexible as all hell.

... *gets ideas*

[\Powerslave/]

You guys should suck each others dicks. It'd probably be easier that way.

[MetalMessiah665]

You guys should suck each others dicks. It'd probably be easier that way.
No way, man, that'd be gay!

[\Powerslave/]

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/9/8/98_photo.jpg

Wut'd you say?

[TheMantipede]

and FINALLY fucking someone is listening to Ñu! I've tried to whore them out so much but no one listens. Essential Prog. True Prog.
AUGH!

I spent about 30 minutes last week searching because I remembered some kickass prog band you had put on a metal forum radio or something and I couldn't find the post with it, so I just started to search random Spanish prog bands...

Thank you so much.

[VampireGoldfish]

My teenage years were filled with blowjobs in locations not meant for blowjobs.

I hope the lot of you get to experience teendom the way it was meant to be.

[MetalMessiah665]

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/9/8/98_photo.jpg

Wut'd you say?
I don't think Rob Halford would deny that sucking another guy off is gay. :p:

[Sheepbane]

Double Dutch-Rudder? Gay/Not Discuss

[\Powerslave/]

Yeah well he's the coolest gay person ever. You were implying homophobic tendencies.

@Messiah

[MetalMessiah665]

Yeah well he's the coolest gay person ever. You were implying homophobic tendencies.

@Messiah
http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/thats_the_joke.jpg
Well, that was the joke, rather.

[MetalMessiah665]

Hey, Power, did you find the correct version of Rag I Ryggen?

[\Powerslave/]

Yeah but it's FLAC.

Only got 1/2 of it DLed. Can't be ****ed to get the rest now, plus I have to find a decent FLAC -> MP3 converter.

Tomorrow.

[MetalMessiah665]

Alright. Just be sure to send a link my way when it's done :cheers:

[Shinozoku]

I personally can't do it, but I imagine most of you are pretty experienced in the art.

Discuss. You may also lead into another topic from this one and so on.
You've been watching Metalocalypse, haven't you? :p:

[blood8815]

You've been watching Metalocalypse, haven't you? :p:
"Guys, I did it"

[The Frayed Ends]

I've never tried to blow myself, though actually I'm flexible as all hell.

... *gets ideas*
Guys.

I can kinda do it.

But just kinda. And it really hurts.

[JohnIsMyName]

once again i thought this was about a new band :(
:cheers:
me too. pronogrind.

[TheMantipede]

MetalMessiah you live in New York, right? Can I trade places with you this summer?

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/blackened-july-31-poster.jpg

I need to go to this.

[slayer_rule_\m/]

Brent Hinds can...when he gets his girlfriend to sit on his ass.

[MetalMessiah665]

MetalMessiah you live in New York, right? Can I trade places with you this summer?

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/blackened-july-31-poster.jpg

I need to go to this.
Wow, a show with all great bands on it! Usually shows will have one, maybe two, and a fuckload of terrible bands. And festivals, forget about it. But this I will actually try to go to.

[VampireGoldfish]

I do not like Pig Destroyer or Brutal Truth much, but seeing Horrified in its entirety?

I cannot imagine...

[Marskell]

ummmmmm..... dare i ask why bus stance was closed? why does everything happen when i am sleepin

[MetalMessiah665]

I do not like Pig Destroyer or Brutal Truth much, but seeing Horrified in its entirety?

I cannot imagine...
Exactly. And Pig Destroyer and Brutal Truth are far from bad, not the biggest fan, but still solid bands... It's really Repulsion that's making me want to go to this.

EDIT: Maybe if you silly Aussies kept the true time zone this wouldn't happen!

[Marskell]

HAHAHAHA kept to the true time zone. HAHAHAHAHA

[Macabre_Turtle]

Is it gay to take a load in the mouth if its your own?

Yes.

[severed-metal]

Hey Messiah, nice new avy! :cheers:

I was wondering why the bus stance thread was closed. I still doubt that Pit Monkeys will much venture into here.

[MetalMessiah665]

Hey Messiah, nice new avy! :cheers:

I was wondering why the bus stance thread was closed. I still doubt that Pit Monkeys will much venture into here.
With a thread called "Self-Fellatio"? C'mon, surely they have some instinct that draws them to threads like this.

And thank you! :cheers:

[eazy-c]

So guys, the feeling of pure horror and despair I had when I saw that Bus Stance was closed tells me that I spend waaay too much time here.

[CG Man16]

Don't we all

*ponders of what could have been*

[Pernell]

My face when i saw the Bus Stance thread was closed

http://f.imagehost.org/0226/wathuh.jpg (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0226/wathuh)

[The Kreator]

If i remember correctly, there was a dethklok episode on just this subject...

that one was hilarious.

"Wait! Don't start without me!"
*falls down stairs*
*laying on ground unconscious*
"He's fine, he's still breathing"

[Magero]

I really gotta start keeping track of stuff.
I've got a ton of gigs to go to and I keep forgetting dates.

[diminishedtobme]

^Buy yourself a planner bro.

[Magero]

I should aye.
'specially with work and stuff.

[MoogleRancha]

and FINALLY fucking someone is listening to Ñu! I've tried to whore them out so much but no one listens. Essential Prog. True Prog.

Cuentos de ayer y de hoy is my favorite, but all of them have a great flavor. El Mensaje Del Mago and A Golpe de Latigo would be good next choices.

Neu! is good too. ;)

[blood8815]

Hey guys, how much does hash go for?

[Pernell]

50 bucks and eighth

[webbtje]

Autofellatio... an acquired taste.

http://gordonramsayswearsatyou.com/

[Athetosis]

Hey guys, how much does hash go for?
Wow, almost three pages without any mention...must be a record for the substance threads.

[webbtje]

Most of us tire of drug discussions rather quickly. I personally gang up with the other Brits/Scotch and talk about relatively obscure comedy for ten pages at a time so I can feel like I'm alienating everyone.

[freddaahh]

I am your long-lost father, whom you never knew.

Well, my mum did live in Isreal for a while....possible....NO! You're only trhee years older than me!

FREDIT:

Most of us tire of drug discussions rather quickly. I personally gang up with the other Brits/Scotch and talk about relatively obscure comedy for ten pages at a time so I can feel like I'm alienating everyone.

That's definitely the way forward. Finally finished watching through the first series of The Thick of It, utterly fantastic stuff. I'm annoyed with Play.com though, they said it was both series I bought, when it was just the first. I still need the hour-long specials too, I saw Rise of the Nutters on BBC4 recently, absolutely spectacular.

[eazy-c]

Most of us tire of drug discussions rather quickly. I personally gang up with the other Brits/Scotch and talk about relatively obscure comedy for ten pages at a time so I can feel like I'm alienating everyone.

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/braveheart%20SPLASH.jpg

Mel Gibson is not amused.

[freddaahh]

I heard the SNP play parts of Braveheart at their annual conference. Is it really case that the Scotch are so self loathing they need Hollywood to boost their national pride?

[eazy-c]

The SNP are a bunch of clowns. They should play The Proclaimers.

[technical death]

lol at first i was like waahhh!!

then it was dyer :D

[webbtje]

The SNP are a bunch of clowns. They should play The Proclaimers.

Fuck that, Franz Ferdinand. I mean, how can a sane person choose two bespectacled tits over Take Me Out?

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/braveheart%20SPLASH.jpg

Mel Gibson is not amused.


http://i44.tinypic.com/20iwegg.jpg

Garth's with me all the way.

[eazy-c]

If you're wanting a good band that actually sound Scottish then it's all about (early) Biffy Clyro.

I can just imagine Alex Salmond hitting a wee mosh to The Go-Slow.

EDIT: Garth Marenghi is god. I bought my mum Darkplace for Christmas and the bitch didn't like it :mad:

[webbtje]

Yes to early Biffy, big fan actually; 27 and 57 are great, in particular. Way better than all this radio-friendly stuff they're putting out nowadays, still great seeing them live though.

Since we're talking about vaguely popular stuff - christ, Kasabian have gone down the toilet. Just listening to the stuff they played on Jools Holland last night, it's just terrible. Shame, loved the debut, I hoped this new one would be a return to form.

[eazy-c]

I quite liked Club Foot and L.S.F. but other than that I'm not much of a Kasabian fan.

Did you see Biffy on their latest tour with the string quartet?

[Magero]

I just posted possibly the most hateful review of the new DT album in the DT thread.
Mwahah.
I'm awaiting a wave of seething fury, the likes of which the internet has never seen.

[eazy-c]

I quite liked A Nightmare To Remember, after that I fell asleep.

[\Powerslave/]

If Magero thought it was bad, then it must be one of the worst metal albums recorded.

I'll have to listen for myself.

[eazy-c]

But Magero thinks Focus is bad.

[\Powerslave/]

Over-rated indeed, but not a bad album at all.

[Stranglehold]

Fuck that, Franz Ferdinand. I mean, how can a sane person choose two bespectacled tits over Take Me Out?




http://i44.tinypic.com/20iwegg.jpg

Garth's with me all the way.


'Im one of the few people youll meet who has written more books than theyve read'

[webbtje]

I quite liked Club Foot and L.S.F. but other than that I'm not much of a Kasabian fan.

Did you see Biffy on their latest tour with the string quartet?

Was at Reading, but nice long set.

[dead-fish]

Well, my mum did live in Isreal for a while....possible....NO! You're only trhee years older than me!

Is that REALLY my age, though?


Also, Metalmessiah, the original purpose of calling V1 'Substance' was not to trick morons (it evidently didn't work anyway), rather it was meant to act as a thread title for a thread.

[insideac]

Woah...Demi Lovato from Disney says she likes "black metal, metalcore, and Dimmu Borgir is her favorite live band" :haha would have never guessed

[dead-fish]

Yeah, I would have never geussed that shitty no-talent kiddy music artist would like a shitty no-talent kiddy music band.

[severed-metal]

Keep in mind, she's a tramp, a dirty filthy rotten little skank who won't get back to my emails and should be pulverized until her state is so diminished, all she can do is think.

But, that's just my opinion. I heard that before though :haha

She also likes JFAC :/

[Kepulix]

Yeah, I would have never geussed that shitty no-talent kiddy music artist would like a shitty no-talent kiddy music band.
Dimmu Borgir have talent in the form of Hellhammer and ICS Vortex, too bad they're wasting it in that band though

[severed-metal]

Wasn't one of the guys in Dimmu Borgir in Arcturus as well?

[Kepulix]

...

Hellhammer and ICS Vortex were both in Arcturus

[severed-metal]

Well, problem solved.

[dead-fish]

Dimmu Borgir have talent in the form of Hellhammer and ICS Vortex, too bad they're wasting it in that band though
Well, Dimmu Borgir hardly sounds like any of their better projects, so if anything, I'm saddened to see that a band can be so bad, that it actually causes regression in good musicians playing in that band.

[ctb]

http://i44.tinypic.com/20iwegg.jpg

Garth's with me all the way.*Glorious TV memories*

[Kepulix]

That's why I said that they're wasting their talent

but according to M-A, Hellhammer hasn't been a member since 2007... so that guy I saw banging the drums from a distance wasn't Hellhammer after all, damn



But still, I don't see what Vortex is doing in that band, though I always preferred Garm over him in both Arcturus and Borknagar

[insideac]

Thats weird, Im pretty sure it was definitely Hellhammer when I saw them at least year's Metalfest...No one else with long black wavy hair and a spanish mustache can own at drums like that :haha

[freddaahh]

What is the appeal with Dimmu Borgir though? They're bad on almost every level, aside from looking like twats, at which they succeed very well. Why are they so popular now?

[dead-fish]

I prefer Vortex in Arcturus, although I prefer La Masquerade Infernale over Sham Mirrors or Sideshow Symphonies.
Need to get more Borknagar, I heard Epic and really liked it.

I'm assuming Vortex is still in Dimmu for the money, and because he feels sorry for Shagrath on account of him being a moron.

[severed-metal]

A lot of people get into black metal from them. People have different taste. I like Rompeprop, i'm sure not many people like them too much. Taste.

[dead-fish]

It's not like we're blaming their fans for liking them. It's not their fault that they like a laughably bad band.

[freddaahh]

Yes, yes, yes. I know the whole argument about different taste, but I just don't know why the've become so huge; I know how they can act as a gateway band, as do most mainstread metal bands, but for them to be so popular I find strange.

[severed-metal]

Well, there must have been some cd's bought from fans off the members' previous bands, thinking that Dimmu Borgir was going to be the best band ever. Proven wrong.

Now for the news, Acid Witch has their 2009 EP out, so here's hoping for a new Acid Witch album in the near future, Strange Tales is the name, iHappy. It's ost likely old news, but i'm still excited none the less.

Not Acid Witch, actually December Fog(Pazuzu and Peter Kubik), I like the first one's pose

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/4/5/9/24591_photo.jpg

[dead-fish]

Any Acid Witch news is good news. Unless they're breaking up or something...

I would currently very much appreciate if a link to a good Borknagar album other than Epic would appear in my inbox. I'm interested in their proggy era more than their black metal era, if they had one.

[insideac]

A lot of people get into black metal from them. People have different taste. I like Rompeprop, i'm sure not many people like them too much. Taste.


I LOVVVEEEE rompeprop! And regurgitate :heart: I like dimmu's song Puritania and Sympozium, and New Aeon something or other.Their titles need help though.

[severed-metal]

Nice! :cheers:

I always get my voice real low and try out their vocals for the hell of it :p:

Haven't heard Regurgitate yet though, been meaning to look into them, but haven't had much time with my gf and everything going on around me atm.

[freddaahh]

Ihsahn fans here? I'm listening to Angl for the first time in months, forgot how awesome it actually is. He looks like a hitman, too, which is even more awesome.

[dead-fish]

Heard his first album, wasn't too impressed with it, never bothered to look into the second.

Dude's definitely got style, though.

[Vermintide]

I'm just helping you in your quest of formulating better opinions Verm my boy.

New. Improved. Shiny opinions.

Yours are just... shallow and pedantic.

Yes quite.
Aww, come on. Just because I dismissed an entire genre without really even trying to get into it?

Who doesn't do that? I mean really?

As a rule music sucks. Prove me wrong.

[VampireGoldfish]

No I agree music is pretty much the worse thing out there

[VampireGoldfish]

Son, the sooner we agree on everything the sooner we can be friends and go get tacos

[VampireGoldfish]

Tacos are whores son

[Vermintide]

Your mother's a whore.

(Sorry, it's an automatic reflex. It's like selective tourettes.)

[Sheepbane]

hey dont be bad mouthing taco's. not ****en cool

[freddaahh]

I've never had a taco. You Americans seem to make quite a deal out of them. It's like me rambling on about The Wire, but worse.

Also, Within My Blood by Skeletonwitch has the best cheesy harmonies ever.

[Pernell]

America is infested with beaners, that is the cause of taco mania

[Vermintide]

Skeletonwitch

cheesy

NO

:no:

[freddaahh]

Their melodeathy harmonies are brilliantly cheesy. The outro harmonies to Within My Blood, listen to them. Remember, cheesy is good, especially in the way of harmonies.

[insideac]

Nice! :cheers:

I always get my voice real low and try out their vocals for the hell of it :p:

Haven't heard Regurgitate yet though, been meaning to look into them, but haven't had much time with my gf and everything going on around me atm.


Haha yeah man, its almost as good as rompeprop...their vocals are a little tough to get without pitch shifting like they do. Once I managed to get as low and gurgly as the dude from Rompeprop, and prompty puked in the middle of it, but I kept going through the vomiting, and it was a horrible, vile, but demonic sounding mess LOL never again :o

[Pernell]

Wouldnt it be lovely if we had a bonafide Metal Share thread? like a giant thread with links to every metal torrent any of us like, with a short paragraph about the band/album that the link contains...No more asking for recs, no more missing out on so much good musics...

*sigh*

[Macabre_Turtle]

Not sure how conversation got to Dimmu, but I found everyone of there members talented and them and Cradle (though they're not "cvlt" or "tr00") are the only black metal I can bring myself to enjoy. And the only other project with Dimmu members I've heard is Old Man's Child, which I didn't like.

[Kepulix]

the best cheesy harmonies ever.
That prize goes to Brocas Helm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7NDYleq-Yw)

[freddaahh]

That prize goes to Brocas Helm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7NDYleq-Yw)

Oh my God, so much amazingness. Wait, this is from 2004? Did they try and produce it so it sounds like it was recorded in an industrial wasteland on the outskirks of Hackney in 1981?

[Kepulix]

Brocas Helm have been around since the early 80's and that album's production is quite ballsy actually




and yey, Candlemass are coming to Finland for a gig... with an age-limit
GODDAMN

A bunch of bands I'm missing or missed this year, 'cause I still have 1 year to go till I'm 18:
Blasphemy
Revenge
Archgoat
Horna
Urn
Desaster
Obituary
Kreator
Destruction
Tankard

Pretty annoying if you ask me

[dead-fish]

^Kep, you cannot miss out on so much live stuff on account of a technicality. Get yourself a fake ID.
Wouldnt it be lovely if we had a bonafide Metal Share thread? like a giant thread with links to every metal torrent any of us like, with a short paragraph about the band/album that the link contains...No more asking for recs, no more missing out on so much good musics...

*sigh*
Was already tried, 4 times since I've joined by my count. UG rules directly oppose this.

[\Powerslave/]

Scalp Her And I'll **** Her In The Heaaad!

[eazy-c]

Wouldnt it be lovely if we had a bonafide Metal Share thread? like a giant thread with links to every metal torrent any of us like, with a short paragraph about the band/album that the link contains...No more asking for recs, no more missing out on so much good musics...

*sigh*

Make a private group?

[dead-fish]

I'll ask again: Would anyone mind sending me Borknagar's Quintessence?

I know I often ask for links, and it's not that I'm that lazy, it's just that as far as downloading and torrents and what not, I'm that incompetent.

[\Powerslave/]

Check your PM's you grumpy old bastard.

[eazy-c]

Indeed.

[dead-fish]

Your assistance shall be rewarded.

[Pernell]

While we're requesting musak, does any one have Diagonal-Diagonal, and are willing to share it with me. I only managed to find Semi Permeable Men Brain.

[VampireGoldfish]

My dog is farting like the latest issue of Dog's Health magazine said that farting will grow your balls back

[Pernell]

:haha

VG, your timing is impeccable, i was just about to commit suicide

[\Powerslave/]

:haha

VG, your timing is impeccable, i was just about to commit suicide
Via OD no doubt?

[LordPino]

It's got to have a reason why this is in the METAL forum.. :cheers:

[Pernell]

yeah, my plan was to shotgun 6 monster energy drinks and smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in half an hour.

[dead-fish]

yeah, my plan was to shotgun 6 monster energy drinks and smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in half an hour.
Will it result in you not being here for an extended period? If so, I strongly urge you to proceed with your plans.

[VampireGoldfish]

Screw the small steps like "drinking" and "smoking"

Just slam it all

[Vermintide]

Guys, my stomach feels like it's being eaten from within by a ravenous beast.

Halp?

(I thought you guys might have better medical knowledge than The Pit from listening to goregrind.)

[eazy-c]

Go for a shit? :confused:

[Pernell]

Go to toilet, make feces

edit: great minds think alike :cheers:

[The Kreator]

ay! You might have...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

[\Powerslave/]

That band is so horrible it stops being funny.

[dead-fish]

Guys, my stomach feels like it's being eaten from within by a ravenous beast.

Halp?

(I thought you guys might have better medical knowledge than The Pit from listening to goregrind.)
Whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE A DUMP!

You've got a ravenous beast inside your stomach, do you really want it going after your genitals?

[The Kreator]

That band is so horrible it stops being funny.

The debut album is pretty good.

[Vermintide]

Whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE A DUMP!

You've got a ravenous beast inside your stomach, do you really want it going after your genitals?
Shiiiyt mang, you might have a point :/

If I drink concentrated hydrochloric acid, do you think that will kill the creature?

[dead-fish]

Only if it's been boiled with white phosphorus.

[Phill-Rock]

Yeah, if you want to look like a mento experiment gone horribly awry.

[dead-fish]

Damn it man, think of the ravenous beast in his gut!

[Phill-Rock]

In that case, adding Barium will make him explode in a greenish flash.

[Vermintide]

Yeah, if you want to look like a mento experiment gone horribly awry.
You know what?

In the unlikely event of my passing, I'd hate for it to be any other way.

[Phill-Rock]

Eat white phosphorous then come back and tell me how unlikely your passing will be.

Actually, you might wanna pre-record a message.



So, I just got three separate jobs as an extra in a couple tv series and a film. I've been offered loads of parts before, cause I've worked behind the scenes in the film industry but rarely take 'em. I don't wanna be an actor, but I need money! For metal related things aswell as others.

>_>

<_<

(I felt *squinty eyes* didn't suffice)

[Pernell]

if you're not gonna tell us what you're acting IN, how are we supposed to laugh at you :mad:

[dead-fish]

if you're not gonna tell us what you're acting IN, how are we supposed to laugh at you :mad:
Assume he's a stunt double for a new version of Elephant Man.

[Phill-Rock]

The only one you would have heard of is The Tudors.

4th time I've been offered a part.

Edit: ^If it paid well, I'd make my own full-face helmet, and cover it with papier maché in his likeness.

If I don't start working again, I won't be able to feed my alcohol, nicotine and gig habit...

Oh, and buying stuff for the girlfriend...

[dead-fish]

Yeah, a helmet, ok...

[Pernell]

a speaking part in the Tudors?

[\Powerslave/]

1. Kick the Nicotine.
2. Keep the alcohol.
3. ???
4. Profit.

[Vermintide]

girlfriend...
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:haha

[Phill-Rock]

Yeah, a helmet, ok...
You've gotten so stale you're like wallpaper in the background that desperately needs replacing.a speaking part in the Tudors?
I turned down a speaking part once, not sure what this one is though.


Edit: Powerslave: I don't see how that works.
Vermintide: As long as you're happy.

[Pernell]

1. Kick the Nicotine.
2. Keep the alcohol.
3. ???
4. Profit.


http://g.imagehost.org/0082/nicotine.jpg (http://g.imagehost.org/view/0082/nicotine)

[Phill-Rock]

Indeed.

Best I can do is buy cheaper cigarettes.

[dead-fish]

You've gotten so stale you're like wallpaper in the background that desperately needs replacing.

Ironically, it's you who is so boring that I couldn't find anything proper to insult, apart from the obvious (of which I was trying to avoid).

Walk on by, accountant...

Deadit: Or you'd rather I ressurect ye ol' stereotype jokes?

[Internal Chaos]

Indeed.

Best I can do is buy cheaper cigarettes.
Uurgh, I had to buy cheaps smokes a few days ago. It tasted so bad. My usual pack is $12.80, this one was $8.90 so just by the price you know theres something wrong with it.

[dead-fish]

Mooching smokes for me. I've been "quitting" for 2 months now...

[Internal Chaos]

I "quit" for 8 days. But then my parents went away and dad left his smokes at home for a week, after rolling 40-50 to take with him. So i smoked all of them and rolled him some more. Smoke 4 packs a week now.

Funny how things turn out.

[kirkhammett09]

in most technical death metal are the tremolo picked riffs palm muted or not? I've been trying to play a lot of Suffocation and it sounds like they aren't even palm muted.. like Infecting The Crypts, are the tremolo picked riffs palm muted?

[dead-fish]

^Not that hard to figure out...
I "quit" for 8 days. But then my parents went away and dad left his smokes at home for a week, after rolling 40-50 to take with him. So i smoked all of them and rolled him some more. Smoke 4 packs a week now.

Funny how things turn out.
Never got to 4 packs a week, but last time after I broke, I upped my 2 per week to 1 every 2 days.

Which is about 4 per week, actually. Huh...

[The Kreator]

Meh. I don't smoke. I'd rather just get a new album.

[\Powerslave/]

Meh. I don't smoke. I'd rather just get a new album.
My attitude about it, pretty much.

[Pernell]

I "quit" for 8 days. But then my parents went away and dad left his smokes at home for a week, after rolling 40-50 to take with him. So i smoked all of them and rolled him some more. Smoke 4 packs a week now.

Funny how things turn out.
yeah, i was up around 4 packs a week for a while, but now i've cut back majorly. Most of the time, i buy a pack, smoke it in a couple days, then dont buy another for 7-10 days.

EDIT: ha, just remembered my old apartment, tho, me and my 2 roomies used to smoke 3 1/2 packs between us a day :P

[kirkhammett09]

^Not that hard to figure out...

Never got to 4 packs a week, but last time after I broke, I upped my 2 per week to 1 every 2 days.

Which is about 4 per week, actually. Huh...

ok, so I'm gonna say no? they are not palm muted?

[Internal Chaos]

Pick up your guitar and tremelo pick twice. One PM, once not. See what one it is.

[The Kreator]

Pick up your guitar and tremelo pick twice. One PM, once not. See what one it is.

Took the words right outta my mouth.

[kirkhammett09]

ok...

[Internal Chaos]

Yeah, seems like the fucking obvious thing to do :rolleyes:

I should quit smoking. Maybe.

[CG Man16]

I bet he won't be able to tell the difference....

[Pernell]

I bet he won't be able to tell the difference....
My thoughts exactamundo

[\Powerslave/]

Isn't tremolo picking and palm muting the same thing????

[Pernell]

gtfo troll

[\Powerslave/]

So guyz I herd Messiah's mom is pretty hot.

[CG Man16]

It took ten pages for this to happen?

[Pernell]

Who said that?

[severed-metal]

It's only been 5 if you use 40ppp. So, yeah.

Ok, anyways, I know Powerslave and VG are into the whole Razorbeck records musical spectrum of awesome....anyone else?

[\Powerslave/]

It's only been 5 if you use 40ppp. So, yeah.

Ok, anyways, I know Powerslave and VG are into the whole Razorbeck records musical spectrum of awesome....anyone else?
Yeah.

\Powerslave/ is into Razorback.

[MetalMessiah665]

Pretty much everyone who knows good metal.

[The Kreator]

me.

[Pernell]

:o

[\Powerslave/]

So yeah... anyone else listen to Heavy Load?

In b4 sexual pun or innuendo.

[The Kreator]

In b4 sexual pun or innuendo.

darn...

I will nao.

[Pernell]

While we're requesting musak, does any one have Diagonal-Diagonal, and are willing to share it with me. I only managed to find Semi Permeable Men Brain.

*cough*

[\Powerslave/]

Check your PM's.

You've got to search harder! You'll usually be able to find everything. Only 2 releases have eluded me thus far...

[Pernell]

thats 2 albums i owe you now, Powerslave

[mr kipling]

Speaking of Razorback bands, anyone a fan of Engorged? http://www.myspace.com/engorged
Argh cold "hot chocolate" is vile.

[severed-metal]

Engorged are an awesome band, first time listening, sweet stuff :cheers:

Also, that poster with Suicidal Tendencies, Municipal Waste, and Engorged would be a brutal show to go to...I wish I could go :sad:

[mr kipling]

Whenever I think of Suicidal I always end up thinking of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAC9rItp5vQ

[severed-metal]

:haha Mike Muir's pretty badass, Rob Trujillo was in Suicidal was well, and I thought he was great in Suicidal

Also, did anyone notice that Horrific's "Metal Cemetary" chorus sounds like "All Guns Blazing" by Priest. Well, it sort of does.

[eazy-c]

'ey yo, I need more scary films. Help me out self-fellators.

[mr kipling]

'ey yo, I need more scary films. Help me out self-fellators.
My english teacher told me of a few. Zombie Flesh Eaters, Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstien Girl(or something like that) and if you haven't already, watch Poultrygeist:Night Of The Chicken Dead.

[progbass]

that Diagonal release is owning me. I'm putting it in and taking out ELP

[eazy-c]

I'm going to be straight-up right here.






They sound awesome.

[piratemetalhead]

Ever heard of a series of Japanese films called the "Guinea Pig" movies?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_Pig_(film_series)

And anything made by Takashi Miike should freak you out in some way.

[eazy-c]

I've seen Audition and Gozu, two of the most ****ed-up films ever. Going to get more of his work, it all seems brilliant.

[\Powerslave/]

Hey Pernell and Metalfaggot665, I got Rag I Ryggen.

The right files all in 320kbps, except for one which is in 224kbps. Uploading shortly.

[eazy-c]

GIVE IIIIIIT TO MEEEEEE!



This is the prog thing you were talking about earlier amirite?

[Pernell]

Hey Pernell and Metalfaggot665, I got Rag I Ryggen.

The right files all in 320kbps, except for one which is in 224kbps. Uploading shortly.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[\Powerslave/]

Grab a towel guys.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EZQ44AJM

The band has been defunct since '76. There hasn't been a reissue of the album, so it should be fine to just post it here. Fans of prog/kraut rock should enjoy.

[progbass]

Hey Pernell and Metalfaggot665, I got Rag I Ryggen.

The right files all in 320kbps, except for one which is in 224kbps. Uploading shortly.

you tell metalcumbucket and the druggie but not the prog head?

[\Powerslave/]

You didn't show as much interest :sad:

You should enjoy it. The music's ridiculously fun.

There's techno breakdown in the first song. I still have no idea what to think of it =\

[progbass]

I posted in the V2.....

[eazy-c]

Proggy, can I have a demo?

[progbass]

I'm on MSN queer...

[Pernell]

I :heart: Rag I Ryggen thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.



*author's note: one "i"=20 arms lengths*

[\Powerslave/]

What if they're midget arms?

[TheMantipede]

Then we may have ourselves a non-progster here.

On that note, I am downloading the RIR album whilst listening to Rush. Why?

Rush are just effing amazing, that's why.

[eazy-c]

Exactly.


Didn't think that one through eh? Drugs playin' with yo' brain.

[Pernell]

Drugs playin' with yo' brain.
I play with drugs' brains, NOT the other way round. They my bitch.

edit: i cant get track 5 to be where its supposed to be.


Editedit:nvm, it didnt have the little areola over the "a" in Rag

[The Evil Hat]

so here's a question: why'd everyone change their avatars since i was last here? i don't know who anyone is :mad:

Although, to be fair, i've been meaning to, as we all know that http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6704/thehattoendallhatsjq6.jpg is a much better picture than Malefic, awesome as he is.

[progbass]

Messiah and PS changed them to be in my prog head club

hence the monocles

[\Powerslave/]

I'm having an affair with prog bass and I changed my avatar accordingly.

[The Evil Hat]

...i see. i actually haven't seen Messiah's new one. i'd go find a thread he posted in, but i'm not in a particularly active mood so i'll just wait till i bump into him (yes, i'm that lazy).

[progbass]

he changed it to Aqualung

[The Frayed Ends]

so here's a question: why'd everyone change their avatars since i was last here? i don't know who anyone is :mad:

Although, to be fair, i've been meaning to, as we all know that http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6704/thehattoendallhatsjq6.jpg is a much better picture than Malefic, awesome as he is.
I was thinking the same thing actually. For a little while I thought somebody finally banned Messiah. :haha

[\Powerslave/]

I'm surprised he hasn't been banned yet either :haha

[progbass]

he really doesn't do much spam nowadays

not like when the spinkickz were in their glory

[MetalMessiah665]

Seeing how most of you preferred my old one, I've changed back, at least for now. I was really starting to like the Aqualung, though :(.

[Pernell]

i didnt know what it was :p:

[MetalMessiah665]

You disappoint me.

[The Frayed Ends]

Sit - ting on a paaark bench.

[\Powerslave/]

You disappoint me.
Your mother doesn't disappoint me.

[\Powerslave/]

Oh yeah, look back a couple of pages.

I posted Rag I Ryggen.

[progbass]

Eyeing little girls with bad intents!

Messiah, I am dissapoint

Next the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of vasoline will perform the guilotine, what a scene what a scene

[MetalMessiah665]

Oh yeah, look back a couple of pages.

I posted Rag I Ryggen.
:cheers:

And guyssssss stooop I mean iiiitttt!! :cry:

[blood8815]

Hey guys, Im trying shrooms for the first time tomorrow, what should i expect?

[VampireGoldfish]

Best time of your life.

Have a friend drive you around then just go have some fun where ever you end up.

[MetalMessiah665]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvBCvA1LE8o

Ba-nanana-nanana-nana mill yuo!

[\Powerslave/]

Why don't we have awesome commercials like that?

[MetalMessiah665]

That shit only happens in Asia, man.

And I'm going back to Aqualung, at least for now (Ironically while giving Sons of Northern Darkness a spin).