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coryklok
06-29-2009, 06:59 PM
Credit for the find goes to Tire Me.

http://i42.tinypic.com/24zf9kw.jpg
:haha::haha::haha::haha:

The_Paranoia
06-29-2009, 07:00 PM
The hell...

ryan_nadon
06-29-2009, 07:00 PM
holy christ...

Kensai
06-29-2009, 07:01 PM
Lucky son of a bitch.

ctb
06-29-2009, 07:01 PM
You are so immature.

DirtyMakik
06-29-2009, 07:02 PM
...



:haha: OMFG

Is it actually enough to be called incest?

SoWrongItsMatt
06-29-2009, 07:02 PM
ಠ_ಠ

joshua122593
06-29-2009, 07:03 PM
Lucky son of a bitch.

:puke:

Oh god no...

Early Cuyler
06-29-2009, 07:03 PM
i dont know to laugh or to puke.

Corruption
06-29-2009, 07:03 PM
Haha wow!

Iceman 420
06-29-2009, 07:03 PM
Oh...my...GOD.

KirkMetallica
06-29-2009, 07:03 PM
If the pit had children...

Knowledge
06-29-2009, 07:03 PM
I think this is excuse number 5 in the Paedophile's handbook.

Alex Vik
06-29-2009, 07:03 PM
Oh wow, that's just wrong.

blackflag49
06-29-2009, 07:04 PM
Agggh that's sick man.

Iriathz
06-29-2009, 07:04 PM
Yuucky.

Gakbez
06-29-2009, 07:04 PM
I would'ny be surprised

x_live4guitar_x
06-29-2009, 07:05 PM
I figured reading the thread this was either something made up or a news story about some woman in jail. That's....holy ****. You put this in the pit? You have any idea what people will do with this? Lol.

nightraven
06-29-2009, 07:05 PM
that made me hard.

23dannybhoy23
06-29-2009, 07:05 PM
That depressed me :(

Pat_s1t
06-29-2009, 07:06 PM
What...the...FUCK?!

:wtf::puke::wtf:

Nico the Great
06-29-2009, 07:06 PM
Old. But still creepy >_>

Venice King
06-29-2009, 07:06 PM
Lucky son of a bitch.
:haha: that was genius kensai...

genghisgandhi
06-29-2009, 07:06 PM
..............dotdotdot

funny_page
06-29-2009, 07:06 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.. youre looking at your mum in a different way now arent ya ;)

billybusa
06-29-2009, 07:06 PM
Uhh, this is pretty old.

Like extremely old.

Funny (disgusting) nonetheless. :haha:

Sumthing Catchy
06-29-2009, 07:07 PM
The better question is...why were you looking up penis problems ?

diminishedtobme
06-29-2009, 07:07 PM
Haha J curved penis...mine curves all the way to the base though, it looks like a circle. :(

Glen'sHeroicAct
06-29-2009, 07:07 PM
totally fake, but funny nonetheless.

LordBishek
06-29-2009, 07:07 PM
This totally gave me a killed my boner.

Mr. B.
06-29-2009, 07:07 PM
I shall have nightmares forever now.

Led Pepplin
06-29-2009, 07:07 PM
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

This story is worthy of the 3x3 wtf stack. That is ****ed up **** right there.

Shinozoku
06-29-2009, 07:08 PM
I smell an epic trolling :haha

This story, while disturbing, is hilarious xD

Ssargentslayer
06-29-2009, 07:09 PM
Good God.....

lzcougarz3
06-29-2009, 07:09 PM
Damnit mom you said this was just between us.

ryan_nadon
06-29-2009, 07:10 PM
I think this is excuse number 5 in the Paedophile's handbook.

learn how to spell pedophile.

will123456789
06-29-2009, 07:10 PM
I think this is excuse number 5 in the Paedophile's handbook.
Excuse no.1 in the parent paedophilia handbook!


:haha!

Robino_Ibanez
06-29-2009, 07:10 PM
I'm sorta grossed out but it is acutally really sad and it's even sadder that half of you are laughing at this.

katiodn
06-29-2009, 07:11 PM
pics or gtfo......no this is where i draw the line....eh what the heck, pics or gtfo

Nico the Great
06-29-2009, 07:11 PM
learn how to spell pedophile.

Color/Colour. Can be spelled differently. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/paedophile)

SunDrop
06-29-2009, 07:11 PM
wow. that deff somethin...really gross...

nightraven
06-29-2009, 07:12 PM
learn how to spell pedophile.
they're both fine.

whoknows
06-29-2009, 07:12 PM
Massage therapy.......so that's what there calling it now?

TDS
06-29-2009, 07:12 PM
wat

epic7734
06-29-2009, 07:13 PM
Mom must have a tight grip.

funny_page
06-29-2009, 07:13 PM
I'm sorta grossed out but it is acutally really sad and it's even sadder that half of you are laughing at this.

i think everyone here knows that this isnt real..

Venice King
06-29-2009, 07:13 PM
they're both fine.
I did NOT expect to see that line in this thread :p:

BrokenBricks
06-29-2009, 07:13 PM
wow

MooshMooshMarc
06-29-2009, 07:15 PM
i think everyone here knows that this isnt real..
Don't ruin my dream!

I am a mix of :wtf: and :haha:

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 07:17 PM
There's no way in hell it's real, but even so....

Dear god.

A vision of my mother.

*leaves thread, at least for a little bit, to puke*

Hp312
06-29-2009, 07:17 PM
I want to laugh.....
But i'm in shock
Who thinks thats a good idea?
WHO TELLS THE INTERNET!?


And this remind anyone of the Kensai and his dad story? but worse?

SoWrongItsMatt
06-29-2009, 07:19 PM
There's no way in hell it's real, but even so....

Dear god.

A vision of my mother.

*leaves thread, at least for a little bit, to fap*

Fixed.

LordBishek
06-29-2009, 07:19 PM
I'm sorta grossed out but it is acutally really sad and it's even sadder that half of you are laughing at this.

I'm sorry poppet, here, have a jelly baby to make you feel all better :)

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 07:20 PM
Fixed.

:mad: Does it matter that much? They're both expulsions of bodily fluids, and for the same reason in this case.

Karvid
06-29-2009, 07:20 PM
And this remind anyone of the Kensai and his dad story? but worse?
Aren't they the same people?

nightraven
06-29-2009, 07:21 PM
I did NOT expect to see that line in this thread :p:
:cool:

On The Run
06-29-2009, 07:21 PM
Somehow I find myself strangely aroused. Why is this? :confused:

Venice King
06-29-2009, 07:22 PM
Somehow I find myself strangely aroused. Why is this? :confused:
you're sick

greenelephants
06-29-2009, 07:22 PM
I'm sorry, but I just keep thinking of a hook penis. The whole mum-son thing is fine, it isn't my own mum, so I don't really care. I guess it just means I'm ignoring it subconciously.

But a j penis. That seems really inconvenient.

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 07:23 PM
And this remind anyone of the Kensai and his dad story? but worse?
"I'd love a handjob right about now."

:haha

xDrunkToadx
06-29-2009, 07:24 PM
wow - clearly it has to be love, yeah love. I'm gonna go with that

*slight vomit*

On The Run
06-29-2009, 07:24 PM
you're sick

I know. :haha:

Assid Rane
06-29-2009, 07:25 PM
I've got a Q penis.
Yeah, think about that for a sec

Venice King
06-29-2009, 07:26 PM
I've got a Q penis.
Yeah, think about that for a sec
it's going into a hole?

Washburnd Fretz
06-29-2009, 07:26 PM
Lucky son of a bitch.
lmao....thank you kensai..

now..I'm surely going to Hell..

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 07:26 PM
I've got a Q penis.
Yeah, think about that for a sec
:wtf:

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 07:26 PM
I've got a Q penis.
Yeah, think about that for a sec


Thanks :rolleyes:

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, well, I have the entire alphabet...


:sad:

rmr024
06-29-2009, 07:26 PM
Good lord......why did I read that :facepalm:


WHY???

Led Pepplin
06-29-2009, 07:27 PM
Thanks :rolleyes:

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, well, I have the entire alphabet...


:sad:

I call the W penis!

On The Run
06-29-2009, 07:29 PM
I've got a Q penis.
Yeah, think about that for a sec.

Sigged.

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 07:30 PM
I call the W penis!
I call X.

Think of how that would look.

StringAssassin
06-29-2009, 07:31 PM
Why would somebody's mom tell an internet forum about his penis?
:wtf:

Led Pepplin
06-29-2009, 07:31 PM
I call X.

Think of how that would look.

More importantly, think how in Gods name would it attach??

Unless it attached from the middle and you could spin it round. That would be cool, I guess...

Gaz_m2k5
06-29-2009, 07:32 PM
9 wanks a week is quite bad. 9 handjobs a week from your mother is not only disgusting, but wouldn't that start to hurt? (I mean physically hurt)

greenelephants
06-29-2009, 07:32 PM
I call X.

Think of how that would look.

Painful?

Although...threesomes would be-
ENOUGH. I call the I penis :D

Nico the Great
06-29-2009, 07:32 PM
More importantly, think how in Gods name would it attach??

Unless it attached from the middle and you could spin it round. That would be cool, I guess...
LOL IT WOULD BE LIKE A FAN.

"You spin me right round baby right round..." :haha:

Kensai
06-29-2009, 07:33 PM
I've got a Q penis.
Yeah, think about that for a sec
My penis looks like the batman symbol.

SGstriker
06-29-2009, 07:33 PM
The ****?

SoWrongItsMatt
06-29-2009, 07:34 PM
D penis. I can't do shit with it.

greenelephants
06-29-2009, 07:34 PM
9 wanks a week is quite bad. 9 handjobs a week from your mother is not only disgusting, but wouldn't that start to hurt? (I mean physically hurt)
It would if she kept catching on your hook-penis.

I'm disgusting.

epic7734
06-29-2009, 07:35 PM
My penis looks like the batman symbol.
so it looks like a rat with wings....you must use both hands

StewieSwan
06-29-2009, 07:36 PM
Gotta be a troll

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 07:36 PM
LOL IT WOULD BE LIKE A FAN.

"You spin me right round baby right round..." :haha:
*shudder*

The horrible, horribly repressed memories.

mrcrono
06-29-2009, 07:37 PM
Wait wait wait wait...

What the cock? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RbU4ZbS27s)

rockownsyou
06-29-2009, 07:38 PM
Lucky son of a bitch.
Pun intended?

EvilDomo
06-29-2009, 07:41 PM
"That made me hard." :haha

Iceman 420
06-29-2009, 07:45 PM
*mom walks in*
Mom: Oh my god, what are you doing?!
Son: I-it's not what it looks like...I'm straightening out my penis...l-like you told me to!
Mom: Oh, then let me help you with that.
Son: Wait, Mo-*BAM, MOM HAND ON PENIS*

Demon Wolf
06-29-2009, 07:46 PM
*turns up volume*

DOOO DIII DAAAA DOOO DII DIII DA DOOO DIII DA DOOOOO IIIII WEEEE DOOOO

JERK IT OUT!

Sonicxlover
06-29-2009, 07:49 PM
Does the J include the line at the top?

Iceman 420
06-29-2009, 07:51 PM
Does the J include the line at the top?
Maybe it's lower-case and his penis is actually floating above his crotch.

DirtyMakik
06-29-2009, 07:57 PM
Thanks :rolleyes:

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, well, I have the entire alphabet...


:sad:

My d!ck is so long, it goes from A to Z on my keyboard!! :)























*looks at keyboard*


























:cry:

greenelephants
06-29-2009, 08:00 PM
^ :haha::haha:

I looked at mine and lol'd.

MY KEYBOARD THAT IS

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 08:04 PM
^ :haha::haha:

I looked at mine and lol'd.

MY DICK THAT IS

My I suggest Enzyte?

cukd7x-a2-
06-29-2009, 08:06 PM
Lucky son of a bitch.
You could use a handjob right now, huh?

Hp312
06-29-2009, 08:11 PM
^ :haha::haha:

I looked at mine and lol'd.

MY KEYBOARD THAT IS


I looked at yours and Lol'd







Your post that is :peace:

rock.freak667
06-29-2009, 08:20 PM
why would someone post that for?

RocksAwakening5
06-29-2009, 08:23 PM
:haha I read that somewhere before. I know I have. That is pretty f-kn sick.

magnus_maximus
06-29-2009, 08:23 PM
That's hot.

Nico the Great
06-29-2009, 08:24 PM
:haha I read that somewhere before. I know I have. That is pretty f-kn sick.
It's been in YL/YL before.

Also, don't make me get the greek alphabet on you guys.

xander307
06-29-2009, 08:24 PM
Thats ****ed up

maidenfan15
06-29-2009, 08:26 PM
wow, that was was weird.

cornmancer
06-29-2009, 08:29 PM
:puke: :wtf: :haha:
:puke: :wtf: :haha:
:puke: :wtf: :haha:

/thread

DirtyMakik
06-29-2009, 08:30 PM
My d!ck is so long, it goes from A to Z on my keyboard!! :)
I looked at mine and lol'd.

MY KEYBOARD THAT IS
I looked at yours and Lol'd







Your post that is :peace:

ROFL. I strongly suggest someone sigging that.

AStrangleHold
06-29-2009, 08:36 PM
He couldn't do that himself...? That would be the weirdest **** ever...

technicolour
06-29-2009, 08:43 PM
Why does it matter? does the shape of his penis stop him from having sexual relations physically? or is it just an embarrassment thing? If it's the latter, I don't see why this is necessary..I'm sure a penis shaped like that could hit some nice spots in the vagina.

anyways..Freud is spinning in his grave.

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 08:45 PM
ROFL. I strongly suggest someone sigging that.
You just want to be sigged, don't you?

DirtyMakik
06-29-2009, 08:45 PM
Why does it matter? does the shape of his penis stop him from having sexual relations physically? or is it just an embarrassment thing? If it's the latter, I don't see why this is necessary..I'm sure a penis shaped like that could hit some nice spots in the vagina.

Ever played Tetris?


You just want to be sigged, don't you?

....
























F*ck you. :sad:

Soul Power
06-29-2009, 08:47 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e205/onagipower/1245911045229.gif

magnus_maximus
06-29-2009, 08:52 PM
Ever played Tetris?


Best computer game sex joke ever.

Ir a+infinitive
06-29-2009, 08:54 PM
pics or GTFO

HelpTravesty
06-29-2009, 08:57 PM
Too good to be true.

GODhimself37
06-29-2009, 08:59 PM
Oh...my...GOD.


yes?



lol seriously though... that made me hard too just thinking about it. i wish some other MILF would beat me off. **** now i wanna jack off. brb

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 09:00 PM
yes?



lol seriously though... that made me hard too just thinking about it. i wish some other MILF would beat me off. **** now i wanna jack off. brb
You must be a blast at parties.

GODhimself37
06-29-2009, 09:02 PM
You must be a blast at parties.


i have no idea what that means

punkrockdoc
06-29-2009, 09:04 PM
:puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke:

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 09:04 PM
i have no idea what that means
What, you're one of those people who jack of whenever the get an erection.

Those kinds of people are ALWAYS fun at parties.

Strato-Massacre
06-29-2009, 09:04 PM
You are so immature.
piss off. this brangs the lulz!

Nico the Great
06-29-2009, 09:04 PM
i have no idea what that means
i'm 12 and what is this?

GODhimself37
06-29-2009, 09:05 PM
What, you're one of those people who jack of whenever the get an erection.

Those kinds of people are ALWAYS fun at parties.



lol i'm not one of those kinds of ppl. i just havent beaten it today. ;)

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 09:06 PM
lol i'm not one of those kinds of ppl. i just havent beaten it today. ;)
Well, carry on, then.

guitarnoobie
06-29-2009, 09:07 PM
I have a "@" shaped dick.

pocallaghan2002
06-29-2009, 09:07 PM
Wat

GODhimself37
06-29-2009, 09:08 PM
Well, carry on, then.



lol i read that in a british accent. :golfclap:

btw i was joking about the whole "it got me hard" thing.

i do wish however that a hot milf would beat me off

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 09:08 PM
http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu302/SimonGilly/theletterj.jpg

Yes...no?

crazy8rgood
06-29-2009, 09:09 PM
http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu302/SimonGilly/theletterj.jpg

Yes...no?
I'm hungry now.

DirtyMakik
06-29-2009, 09:09 PM
http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu302/SimonGilly/theletterj.jpg

Yes...no?

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo178/DirtyMakik/tetris_nintendo.gif

:wtf:

powerslave69
06-29-2009, 09:11 PM
laughed at first, thought about it and was sickened, then laughed again

Zugunruhe
06-29-2009, 09:11 PM
i heard her tits are shaped like a Q and a lowercase G.

im not mental
06-29-2009, 09:11 PM
o_0

due 07
06-29-2009, 09:12 PM
i'm 12 and what is this?

:haha

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 09:13 PM
:wtf:

:D

i_don't_know
06-29-2009, 09:21 PM
i'm 12 and what is this?
:haha:

Walkman kid reference?



I call the Y penis.

Cody_Grey102
06-29-2009, 09:22 PM
That's so wrong....














Is she hot?

Colton165
06-29-2009, 09:24 PM
Old.

Saw this in another thread earlier i do believe

StringAssassin
06-29-2009, 09:25 PM
:haha:

Walkman kid reference?



I call the Y penis.

That meme is way older than that thread.

cakeandpiemofo
06-29-2009, 09:27 PM
I feel so dirty for even reading that.

Hp312
06-29-2009, 09:28 PM
Why is there a 2 and a 5 in the alphabet soup?

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 09:30 PM
Why is there a 2 and a 5 in the alphabet soup?


Give me a break, it was the only decent picture i could find. :peace: Let's just say for robot penises.

Nico the Great
06-29-2009, 09:31 PM
This is what mine is shaped like guys:

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:5fk6D5sYTjsL1M:http://www.tinfinger.com/images/kanji_ai.gif

i_don't_know
06-29-2009, 09:32 PM
That meme is way older than that thread.

Where/what/when is it from?

Sorry, I fail at memes.




EDIT: ^Do you send pieces of it floating around large crowds?^

Hp312
06-29-2009, 09:32 PM
Give me a break, it was the only decent picture i could find. :peace: Let's just say for robot penises.

:peace:
and robot penises :haha: how long till thats in a story similar to that one :eek:

froggyman
06-29-2009, 09:33 PM
Lucky bastard

Villearreal92
06-29-2009, 09:36 PM
I feel so dirty for even reading that.

Dirtier than Union-Jake?

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 09:36 PM
:peace:
and robot penises :haha: how long till thats in a story similar to that one :eek:

UPDATE: My son's penis problem:


A while ago I posted about my son's J shaped penis. I did extensive "massages" to attempt to straighten the penis.

Now, I broke it off, and my son has had to get a robot penis.

Rocker Extreme
06-29-2009, 09:37 PM
Oh God, she said she wouldn't tell anybody.









Ha!

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 09:38 PM
Oh God, she said she wouldn't tell anybody.

:haha: This took a while.

SpanishYanez
06-29-2009, 09:40 PM
....I just puked, that was the gross.

Copilot911
06-29-2009, 09:43 PM
I got hard.

LazyLatinoRocke
06-29-2009, 09:46 PM
I won't post my opinions until I see pics of said mom.

DirtyMakik
06-29-2009, 09:47 PM
Dirtier than Union-Jake?

Even dirtier than me?

shanchett99
06-29-2009, 09:47 PM
well, time to got to massage therapy school guys.

Ssargentslayer
06-29-2009, 09:48 PM
I won't post my opinions until I see pics of said mom.
http://www.parentingteensonline.com/images/mom2.jpg
;)

LazyLatinoRocke
06-29-2009, 09:50 PM
^Oh god. :puke: I feel sorry for the son.

TurboJaw
06-29-2009, 09:54 PM
She's not ugly.

LazyLatinoRocke
06-29-2009, 09:55 PM
She's not gorgeous.

DempseyPunk
06-29-2009, 09:57 PM
OMG if my stepmom did this! :D

Nico the Great
06-29-2009, 09:57 PM
SHE LOOKS LIKE TINA FEY

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/tina_fey2.jpg

BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY

(THAT RHYMED, HEY!)

Colton165
06-29-2009, 09:57 PM
She's not gorgeous.
id hit it

munkymanmatt
06-29-2009, 09:58 PM
dunno if it's been posted yet, probably has but
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/d-t55701-225.html
that's the page im on, reading the whole thing want to see if the mom replied to all this ****, however unlikely that is...

Dwight Schrute
06-29-2009, 10:13 PM
Successful troll is successful.

Kaasflipje
06-29-2009, 10:24 PM
If this would have been a father/daughter case :O!

magnus_maximus
06-29-2009, 10:26 PM
If this would have been a father/daughter case :O!

Last I checked you didn't get vaginas that pointed upwards.
I just realised. If that boy had gone for a piss while erect, he'd have pissed on his face! :haha:

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 10:28 PM
Last I checked you didn't get vaginas that pointed upwards.
I just realised. If that boy had gone for a piss while erect, he'd have pissed on his face! :haha:


:haha::haha::haha:
:haha::haha::haha:
:haha::haha::haha:

3X3 lolstack for you good sir!

magnus_maximus
06-29-2009, 10:29 PM
:eek:

:down:

Thank you, kind sir!

Metallica708
06-29-2009, 10:30 PM
My boner is confused :(

amorebelladonna
06-29-2009, 10:30 PM
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa259/electricspano335/Untitled-1copy.jpg

BigRob91
06-29-2009, 10:31 PM
i just spit up cookie crisp, thanks ts

f22master
06-29-2009, 10:32 PM
pics of the mom?

Erik_Aero
06-29-2009, 10:34 PM
This would be incredibly hawt if it was his step mom.

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 10:34 PM
:eek:

:down:

Thank you, kind sir!

:D of course.

And there are supposed pics of the mom earlier in the thread.

hippieboy444
06-29-2009, 10:47 PM
I call the W shaped penis!

ESPplayer5150
06-29-2009, 10:48 PM
lol

(Metal)lica
06-29-2009, 10:51 PM
Haha this cant be real...

No way...

..if it is?


BIG WTF.

dougl126
06-29-2009, 10:57 PM
it depends how hot she is...

Eddie4President
06-29-2009, 10:58 PM
it depends how hot she is...

Would you like it if your mom gave you a handjob? No.
It'd be like...

...Like fapping in front of the mirror.

Just Andrew
06-29-2009, 10:59 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/JustAndrew/thepit.jpg

I'm on The Pit, right?

Erik_Aero
06-29-2009, 11:02 PM
^ Mine says 4200 views :O
Does that mean like 800 views in 10 min?

Daftendire
06-29-2009, 11:26 PM
must be a troll...hopefully.
but thats the most disturbing story i've heard all day

The.new.guy
06-29-2009, 11:36 PM
:haha: That made me hard.

Misticalz
06-29-2009, 11:41 PM
Lmao, read the last post. It is epic.

JackWhiteIsButts
06-29-2009, 11:41 PM
that made me hard.
+1

Then again seeing a heavily clothed boob from 40 meters away has the same effect on me.

Quasimojo4
06-29-2009, 11:42 PM
:puke:

archangels
06-29-2009, 11:45 PM
:haha

Good Lord. What a tardo. And shame on the son for not being all like "WTF, mom?"

B4Dkarma
06-30-2009, 12:16 AM
Damnit mom you said this was just between us.
:haha

ASITHOS
06-30-2009, 12:20 AM
:haha

Good Lord. What a tardo. And shame on the son for not being all like "WTF, mom?"
I concur. That kid should have at least put up a fight.

Mr.LeadGuitar
06-30-2009, 12:21 AM
...woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

dudius
06-30-2009, 12:29 AM
Sounds like something out of fetish hentai.

Metal5115
06-30-2009, 12:34 AM
Well that was informative. Great!

metaldud536
06-30-2009, 12:35 AM
Sounds like something out of fetish hentai.
Taboo Charming Mother Vol 2.?


....


>_>
<_<


What?

ShaunDiel
06-30-2009, 12:35 AM
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa259/electricspano335/Untitled-1copy.jpg
Oh my sweet fuck.. :haha

Shelflife
06-30-2009, 12:38 AM
that made me hard.
+1

JackWhiteIsButts
06-30-2009, 12:41 AM
Taboo Charming Mother Vol 2.?


....


>_>
<_<


What?
*googles*


...


:haha:

Shelflife
06-30-2009, 12:50 AM
:haha:

Walkman kid reference?



I call the Y penis.

I think "i'm 12 and what is this" came out as a comment on youtube after 4chan posted porn of it.

6stringmaniac
06-30-2009, 09:41 AM
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/d-t55701.html


Thats the real thread. No spamming/trolling.
If I'm not allowed to post that then ill delete the link

el-ECTRO
06-30-2009, 09:45 AM
o___________________O

Why. Just.. why..

fret_racer82
06-30-2009, 10:00 AM
O_________________________________O


What the ****.

JDbbx
06-30-2009, 10:04 AM
http://www.crossroadforums.com/gallery2/d/339234-1/PicardWTF.jpg

hippotato7
06-30-2009, 10:32 AM
well if she was hot, it would be ok

skittle_eater
06-30-2009, 10:39 AM
this is one of the most ****ed up things the pit has ever seen >.<

hugh20
06-30-2009, 10:47 AM
:haha: I agree with the last comment, that was scary and made me hard.

froggyman
06-30-2009, 10:58 AM
My wiener is shaped like a Q

kidsilcon
06-30-2009, 11:08 AM
:haha :haha :haha I haven't laughed like that in months. Whoever wrote that is a legend.

thegeetar12
06-30-2009, 11:10 AM
when i saw something about him sleeping naked, i thought about the people sleeping naked thread and angusfan16's OP :haha

feels good man

JDawg
06-30-2009, 11:43 AM
Lucky son of a bitch.


You want your mom to straighten you wiener???

walkinbazooka
06-30-2009, 11:59 AM
You want your mom to straighten you wiener???
Yeah, but he only has the guts to ask his dad for handjobs.

brandon369852
06-30-2009, 12:06 PM
that made me hard.

katiodn
06-30-2009, 12:12 PM
my weiner looks like this:ڝڪڕڰڳڨڬڦڒڐ
and you thaught you had it hard....

el-ECTRO
06-30-2009, 12:26 PM
:haha

Ok, who was it :haha ?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t13/elzagilday/dad.jpg

PlayMadness
06-30-2009, 12:30 PM
ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ

holycow
06-30-2009, 12:31 PM
is the mom hot?

jimmyled
06-30-2009, 01:00 PM
That's sad. :puke:

MusicMan24
06-30-2009, 01:03 PM
Holy mother of God

lyonk55
06-30-2009, 01:08 PM
And she doesn't see anything weird with this at all? Rather disturbing

eggo_boi_15
06-30-2009, 01:10 PM
Oh man :haha::haha:
Haha J curved penis...mine curves all the way to the base though, it looks like a circle. :(
:haha:
:haha

Ok, who was it :haha ?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t13/elzagilday/dad.jpg
OH GOD :haha::haha:

Highway60Bob
06-30-2009, 01:14 PM
im sad i read that.

imdeth
06-30-2009, 01:21 PM
My mum doesn't love me enough to massage my penis.

thegeetar12
06-30-2009, 01:23 PM
My mum doesn't love me enough to massage my penis.
but i do :heart: :hug:

led_zeppelin_96
06-30-2009, 01:23 PM
OMFG......THAT MADE ME FRICKIN LOL........:haha: :haha:

SMH07
06-30-2009, 01:24 PM
Disturbing to say the least...

lespaul1216
06-30-2009, 01:24 PM
for the first time in my life i'm actually speechless

angusfan16
06-30-2009, 01:27 PM
Well...that was disgusting.

Hakael
06-30-2009, 03:19 PM
This reminded me of this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI

Limons
06-30-2009, 03:34 PM
:haha that's ****ed up

extrememetal94
06-30-2009, 03:36 PM
That is disturbing.. I dont even want to think about it.

fretsofthebeast
06-30-2009, 03:42 PM
ok...16 year old sleeps naked....mom checks out sons wang......mom jacks off said son..... son is cool with it....mom been doing it for 6 months......father is dissapoint......

and i thought my family reunions were weird :p:

pbpyro91
06-30-2009, 03:42 PM
that last comment made me lol :haha: :haha: :haha:

fretsofthebeast
06-30-2009, 03:45 PM
that last comment made me lol :haha: :haha: :haha:




....since u have no sig..........


>.>

<.<

>.>


lol jk .....and thx :peace:

Nilpferdkoenig
06-30-2009, 03:50 PM
It did make me hard.

amorebelladonna
06-30-2009, 03:53 PM
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa259/electricspano335/hjjhkjh.gif

DeathToSexy
06-30-2009, 04:05 PM
http://man.kan.narr.as/pics/jesus%20****ing%20christ.jpg

:haha: :haha:

sam b
06-30-2009, 04:15 PM
sweet

Guitar_Kingdom
06-30-2009, 04:25 PM
:haha: :haha:
wow....i dont even know what to say to that

rebofthetemple
06-30-2009, 04:30 PM
:haha

Ok, who was it :haha ?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t13/elzagilday/dad.jpg

wondering when that would make an appearance :haha:

Saf1
06-30-2009, 04:30 PM
It's obviously bull****, the part where she examines his penis for the first time and found it to be "very hard and stiff"...no son would be able to get an erection, especially a major one, naked around their mum!

Oh the lulz

whitenihilist
06-30-2009, 04:33 PM
My god....Edipus is probably very jealous right now. That is one of the wierdest things I have EVER read.

intenseshawn
06-30-2009, 04:36 PM
one of the funniest articles I've ever read

thewho65
06-30-2009, 04:37 PM
"that made me hard"


What a champion :haha

aaciseric
06-30-2009, 05:15 PM
D penis. I can't do shit with it.

I think your penis would be useless regardless of shape.

1201ZJ
06-30-2009, 05:22 PM
Is his mom hot? lol.

greenelephants
06-30-2009, 05:42 PM
Urgh. A fresh image of a cheese knife has entered my mind.