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Wardo Wards
07-05-2009, 05:00 PM
Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front?

A: A cop

Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived?

A: The Skins. They were at work.

Q: How many Punks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, Punks can't change a thing.

Q: What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend?

A: Squid Vicious.

Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 20. 1 to screw it in and 19 to call him a sellout.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Skinheads playing classical music?

A: An Oi!chestra.

Q: How does a (racist) skinhead tie his shoes?

A: In little Nazis.

Q: What do you call punks who learn how to play their instruments?

A: Sell-outs.

Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

A: He was stapled to a chicken.

Q: What did the knife say while listening to The Ramones?

A: I wanna be serrated!

lulz :haha:

t.ev
07-05-2009, 05:08 PM
hah!

RockThe40oz
07-05-2009, 06:00 PM
Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived?

A: The Skins. They were at work.

I've known way more punks with full-time jobs than skinnheads.

BrianApocalypse
07-05-2009, 06:17 PM
Q: What do you call a bunch of Skinheads playing classical music?

A: An Oi!chestra.


This is the only one I've not heard before, and it's good.

Who wants to hear the Danzig joke anthology?

kenan6346
07-05-2009, 06:23 PM
Who wants to hear the Danzig joke anthology?

Bring it on :cool:

BrianApocalypse
07-05-2009, 06:34 PM
You asked for it..!

Q: What does Danzig eat for breakfast?
A: MIDGET gems

Q. Where does Danzig go on holiday
A. Shortugal (or perhaps Rhodes?)

Q: What's Danzig's favourite drama starring undertakers?
A: Five feet under

Q:What's Danzig's favourite video game?
A: Sonic and Knock-out.

I've got some more somewhere.

Greenfinger182
07-05-2009, 06:43 PM
Hey, a comedy thread in the punk forum.

I almost feel like posting up my step-by-step, picture assisted recipe for anarcookies :)

prplhazed
07-05-2009, 06:58 PM
I laughed. I wanna be serrated

baphomet1485
07-05-2009, 07:11 PM
Hey, a comedy thread in the punk forum.

I almost feel like posting up my step-by-step, picture assisted recipe for anarcookies :)
Please do

Bottle of Dirt
07-05-2009, 07:11 PM
I've known way more punks with full-time jobs than skinnheads.

i believe the joke was that the skins burned it down.


Some of them actually made me chuckle, yay

SKAtastic7770
07-05-2009, 08:10 PM
I like these. I love the 19 to call him a sellout one.

RockThe40oz
07-05-2009, 08:21 PM
i believe the joke was that the skins burned it down.


Some of them actually made me chuckle, yay
I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

Greenfinger182
07-05-2009, 08:39 PM
Please do
I think it may just be a little too ridiculous for this forum.

kayaress one
07-06-2009, 02:06 AM
I think it may just be a little too ridiculous for this forum.
Fail.

Greenfinger182
07-06-2009, 09:54 AM
Story of my life.

BrianApocalypse
07-08-2009, 05:31 PM
What do you call a Chinese Punk? Yellow Biafra.

BR0KENHEARTED
07-08-2009, 05:33 PM
Story of my life.

Life goes by so fast
You only wanna do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then its past