Cinco Duh Mayo: 2011 [ALLPUNX]


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whyvern
03-08-2010, 11:55 AM
So... we all know that the world is ending in 2012 (in a manner that I hope is similar to the modern cinematic masterpiece of the same name), therefore; all the punks need to see each other before we all go to that big circle pit in the sky. The other day in a drunken haze in Monaco me and a few kids decided that we should do another ALLPUNX (where all the punks go to the same place). You may or may not recall, that in 2005 all the punks met under the Arch in St. Louis. It went really well. They all went to Chattanooga for a while after that and there's an awesome family photo at Suck Creek lurking around somewhere. Why not do that again before the world ends???

Of course it should be in Europe too cos punk ain't just in America.


So here's the deal. We got drunk and decided that all the punks should meet on CINCO DE MAYO (The 5th of May por vos que no hablan Espaņol) at the ISOLA TIBERINA here in Rome, Italy.

Why Rome?

1) I live there.
2) There's a low-cost airport, dawg
3) This city is full of punxxx
4) There's tons of squats for you to stay at

Why Isola Tiberina?

1) It's the smallest inhabited island in the world!
2) It's near all the historic shit
3) It's also near the drug bridge
4) You can sit near the river with a jambox and kick out the jams!

What are we gonna do?

1) Get ****ed up
2) Be punks
3) See how long it takes someone to swim
4) Celebrate what Americans all think is Mexican Independence Day in Italy.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Roma-isola_tiberina01.jpg

Ok. See you there:

CINCO DE MAYO, 2011. NOON.

werty22
03-08-2010, 12:37 PM
You're crazy.

whyvern
03-08-2010, 01:24 PM
3 month drinking binge.

Iluvpowerchords
03-08-2010, 02:22 PM
If we all met up by some old building in Rome I'd be sooooooooooo happy.

SuperBlob
03-08-2010, 02:42 PM
I would go, but May - June = exam period

Plus I'd be far too scared to go by myself, and don't know anyone else punx

Iluvpowerchords
03-08-2010, 02:49 PM
Yeah May 5th would be about finals week.

And I'm supposed to be a senior next year.

Supposed to be.

<_<

whyvern
03-08-2010, 03:50 PM
cinco de mayo bro. all the punxxx in the WORLD are gonna be there. I'm gonna go make a GNT

lookpizza
03-08-2010, 04:14 PM
I think this should be held in Costa Mesa instead.
There's clearly lots of punks in CM.

Plus you guys can all stay at 5cent sluts house srsly me and lonelystarts did it for years.

SuperBlob
03-08-2010, 04:29 PM
I think this should be held in Costa Mesa instead.
There's clearly lots of bitches in CM.

Plus you guys can all stay at 5cent sluts house srsly me and lonelystarts did it for years.
Fix'd

>_>
<_<
>_>

lookpizza
03-08-2010, 04:53 PM
Bitch Rock > Punk Rock

MrsMesaBoogie
03-09-2010, 03:56 AM
I think this should be held in Costa Mesa instead.
There's clearly lots of punks in CM.

Plus you guys can all stay at 5cent sluts house srsly me and lonelystarts did it for years.

where the fluck is Costa Mesa?

sargasm
03-09-2010, 04:26 AM
I wanna go to costa mesa

I could listen to rancid and shit with you guys it would be great

neidnarb11890
03-09-2010, 03:01 PM
I also have finals that week. Sorry, braaah.
Also, I'd just like to point out that I knew that Cinco de Mayo was not, in fact, Mexican Independence Day. :cool:

SuperBlob
03-09-2010, 03:19 PM
Cinco de Mayo just makes me think of 5 mayonnaises

I don't even like mayonnaise :sad:

whyvern
03-09-2010, 03:55 PM
I also have finals that week. Sorry, braaah.
Also, I'd just like to point out that I knew that Cinco de Mayo was not, in fact, Mexican Independence Day. :cool:

tell yer finals to spring break.


http://www.clubdebebidas.com.ar/catalogo/catalog/images/corona_six.gif

lookpizza
03-09-2010, 03:59 PM
I wanna go to costa mesa

I could listen to rancid and shit with you guys it would be great

Listenin' to Rancid and Left Alone is what we do best!

NewportBlvd
03-09-2010, 04:06 PM
I wanna go to costa mesa

I could listen to rancid and shit with you guys it would be great

We've been waiting for you. Baby.

Not to throw down a bias but it really does make sense to make it in Costa Mesa. The Mecca of UG punk rock. You all drink 40s facing towards Southern California right?

whyvern
03-09-2010, 04:09 PM
You can't even drink beer on the street in California. Europe is waaaay better in that regard.

Also please point me to the place where you can buy beer for 43 cents for a tallboy in California.

lookpizza
03-09-2010, 04:16 PM
You can't even drink beer on the street in California. Europe is waaaay better in that regard.

Also please point me to the place where you can buy beer for 43 cents for a tallboy in California.

Obeying drinking laws and paying for things isn't punk rock dawg.

NewportBlvd
03-09-2010, 04:26 PM
Obeying drinking laws and paying for things isn't punk rock dawg.

Thanx for beating everyone to it.

I thought better of you whyvern. 'You can't even drink beer on the streets' ;[

I love how you volunteered Dylans house as the place to stay. I was going to nominate the Alibaba. We also listen to the Specials better than any other place.


p0nx

lookpizza
03-09-2010, 04:36 PM
and drink Rossi than any other place. I'm down for the Alibaba... I'm not allowed at the Sand Piper.

NewportBlvd
03-09-2010, 04:49 PM
This thread is now turning into the party preparation for the Costa Mesa meeting.

So we got 40s and Carlo Rossi.
Listening to Hellcat Records comps.
At the Alibaba.

Should we hold tutorials on beer pong and chugging?

lookpizza
03-09-2010, 04:54 PM
Yes tutorials will probably be needed for some of the people. We wouldn't want it to be amateur hour. I think we should also set up some drunken Basket Ball and Apps to Apps too.

NewportBlvd
03-09-2010, 05:18 PM
I miss drunken basketball. Siiiigh.

I went to a party at our friend Blakes this last weekend and Slime Kings played. I played a couple songs with them it was fun but what I'm getting at is ... after the party all the drunken girls from the party came back to Mike and Adams for our after party. It was the biggest groupie den seen in awhile. And one of them brought a 'to go' apples to apples. She obviously knew how to party.

lookpizza
03-09-2010, 05:42 PM
Ha sounds like we should just remake that party ;)

NewportBlvd
03-09-2010, 05:48 PM
Our gathering will be better than that party.

We should make a VIP list for axeslash, lavazza, werty, whyvern and sargasm for backstage Rossi drinking capabilities.

lookpizza
03-09-2010, 05:53 PM
We'll have to make someone cross out all the ks' on the sparks cans with x's before the party starts so it'll be a real p0nx party.

DempseyPunk
03-09-2010, 08:14 PM
I think this should be held in Costa Mesa instead.
There's clearly lots of punks in CM.

Plus you guys can all stay at 5cent sluts house srsly me and lonelystarts did it for years.
:five: ill be there

lavazza
03-10-2010, 08:15 AM
Also please point me to the place where you can buy beer for 43 cents for a tallboy in California.

Itīs 35 or 37 cents here :liplick:

whyvern
03-10-2010, 09:19 AM
Itīs 35 or 37 cents here :liplick:

for 33cl. I'm talking 50cl or 66cl depending on the store.

lavazza
03-10-2010, 10:20 AM
for 33cl. I'm talking 50cl or 66cl depending on the store.

no. 50ml http://www.bierclub.net/bilder_bier/1393_2007-12-30_Paderborner_Export.jpg

thatīs the "Export" version of it, but the normal one looks similar

33ml costs 32 cents, sometimes itīs even cheaper and itīs drinkabel, you just get a headache the day after

Thereīs also cheaper beer,

http://bieraufachse.de/A_Bilder/oettinger.gif

but nobody can drink that, and my brain cells are worth the cent. Sometimes Hansa is also cheaper, but where I live you cannot get it.

whyvern
03-10-2010, 01:08 PM
last time I was in Germany, I drank Apfelwein until I made out with a Turkish girl that I was convinced was a 10 but, in reality was about a 3 1/2.

Apfelwein is the best kept secret of the Black Forest.

Also that beer that you say no one can drink probably tastes alot like my auld friend:

http://media.cardplayer.com/image/b/best_hellmuth_light_package.jpg

lavazza
03-10-2010, 05:23 PM
Everybody I know, that includes lots of people whoīve drunk a lot of beer, said that American beer tastes like water........Paderborner, is a beer we all drink every weekend, plus http://www.flapa.es/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/don-simon.jpg
this wine costs 99 cents per liter, thatīs great. Itīs probably more expensive than wine in Rome, but itīs good if you donīt want that hard headache and can live with a sore stomach the day after.

nashawa
03-10-2010, 05:36 PM
American beer DOES taste like water.

lookpizza
03-10-2010, 05:55 PM
American beer DOES taste like water.


I like water.
I can chug lots of water.

American beer is water that gets you drunk.
I like getting drunk.

I don't like heavy gross beer that's gonna fill my stomach and make it so I'm going to drink less and therefore not become the belligerent drunk asshole people know and love.

I'm not really a beer drinker though. Cheap booze is where it's at. I'd drink rubbing alcohol if I could...

If I'm going to drink beer I usually drink this
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/sfmajik/450px-Kingcobr.jpg

with this poured into it
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww18/TheBloodFarts_Anjel/Four_Loko.jpg

nashawa
03-10-2010, 06:10 PM
Nothing but Crown Royal for me.

werty22
03-10-2010, 07:29 PM
Nothing but Royal Crown cola for me.

GuernZila
03-10-2010, 09:48 PM
lul bump old thread

lookpizza
03-10-2010, 11:58 PM
I'd take a bottle of Kessler over a bottle of Crown Royal any day. Actually I'd take the bottle of Crown and sell it to someone and buy like three handles of Kessler.

axeslash
03-11-2010, 02:55 AM
Since I'm an Oregon punk I'm a journeyman Pabst drinker, which you really get used to after the 100th or so 18 pack.

I've also become a huge fan of gin and tonic lately which I guess makes me either an Englishman or a southerner.

I'm okay with the first one.

lavazza
03-11-2010, 06:41 AM
Oh and moaning about american beer.........American Whiskey doesnīt taste as well. It is soap flavoured.
Luckily I have some friends who invest some money into it and every now and then I get a glass of expensive scottish.

nashawa
03-11-2010, 12:20 PM
I'd take a bottle of Kessler over a bottle of Crown Royal any day. Actually I'd take the bottle of Crown and sell it to someone and buy like three handles of Kessler.
Crown is cheaper here in the North (or so I've been told). It costs $25 CAD for a 26er.

lolmnt
03-11-2010, 12:26 PM
You pay 25 dollars for something you drink? That's literally pissing your money away.

nashawa
03-11-2010, 12:36 PM
But it's so tasty....

werty22
03-11-2010, 01:01 PM
Dat purple drank is kind of expensive.

Yes, I searched Amazon for purple drank.

I drink water. And milk with breakfast. And sometimes orange juice.

Iluvpowerchords
03-11-2010, 01:19 PM
Purple drank is usually about 89 cents a gallon.

Though it's easier to find blue drank 'round here.

I gave alcohol a try but I think I'm too much of a prude.

I mean I like having Magic Hat No. 9 with a hamburger sometimes until I realize that the beer costs as much as the burger.

So now I'm gonna be militant straight edge with CM Punk.

I AM BETTER THAN YOU! :mad:

Also I drink lots of water. I'm the most well hydrated person I know.

nashawa
03-11-2010, 01:25 PM
So now I'm gonna be militant straight edge with CM Punk.

It makes me sad that I get that reference :(

Iluvpowerchords
03-11-2010, 01:30 PM
Why would you be sad?

It's one of he best gimmicks going right now.

nashawa
03-11-2010, 01:34 PM
Because I'm in Canada, and like 3 people here have heard of ECW

I haven't watched in years, I dunno if he's more popular than he used to be or something.

Iluvpowerchords
03-11-2010, 01:40 PM
Oh yeah. He's on SMACKDOWN! now.

ECW no longer exists (again.)

He's been a mainstay for awihle now.

He has a posse.

nashawa
03-11-2010, 01:43 PM
Huh, well good for him... I guess.

BostonLacrosse
03-11-2010, 03:16 PM
Purple drank is usually about 89 cents a gallon.

Though it's easier to find blue drank 'round here.

I gave alcohol a try but I think I'm too much of a prude.

I mean I like having Magic Hat No. 9 with a hamburger sometimes until I realize that the beer costs as much as the burger.

So now I'm gonna be militant straight edge with CM Punk.

I AM BETTER THAN YOU! :mad:

Also I drink lots of water. I'm the most well hydrated person I know.


Magic Hat is tasty, i got some friends that love it and have been to the brewery

lookpizza
03-11-2010, 04:35 PM
Since I'm an Oregon punk I'm a journeyman Pabst drinker, which you really get used to after the 100th or so 18 pack.

I've also become a huge fan of gin and tonic lately which I guess makes me either an Englishman or a southerner.

I'm okay with the first one.


PBR and Gin & Tonics just make you a hipster ;)

I'll drink anything with an alcohol percentage on the label. I've drank mouthwash before to get drunk. I'm a tr00 p0nx alcoholic, not like you people bellyaching over little things like quality and taste :rolleyes:

RockThe40oz
03-11-2010, 07:11 PM
I recently discovered Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale. It's a barleywine style ale... which basically just means its alcoholic as sh*t. 9.7% or something like that. It's kind of pricey, but I only need to drink half as much to get just as drunk.

SuperBlob
03-11-2010, 09:58 PM
On an unrelated note, you still playing here next Sunday Whyvern?

lavazza
03-12-2010, 08:02 AM
Last night I we killed a hobo bomb, a 2 liter bottle of wine

RiotRiotUpstart
03-12-2010, 02:25 PM
I've been drinking way more often than I probably should this week. And the last two years.

whyvern
03-12-2010, 02:37 PM
On an unrelated note, you still playing here next Sunday Whyvern?

we couldn't get a show in manchester. I mean maybe something might get thrown together. We're probably just gonna hang out there and drink cider in the street.

My name's David, by the way. Lemme know if ya wanna **** shit up with us!

Blow4Breakfast
03-13-2010, 09:08 PM
So Costa Mesa it is?