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Eruption1991
05-22-2011, 05:32 AM
Hey guys!

Seeing that there is a "Your Dream Band Thread", I thought it might be interesting to post potential bands that were likely to fail for various reasons, such as their member's egos. :p:

Example:

Vocals: Axl Rose
Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Steve Harris
Drums: Lars Ulrich


Feel free to post your suggestions! :D

Disturbed_EMG
05-22-2011, 05:45 AM
Design the Skyline, for obvious reasons.

Mind_Reader7
05-22-2011, 05:47 AM
Vocals: Axl Rose
Lead Guitar: Dave Mustaine
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Steve Harris
Drums: Lars UlrichThey wouldn't even be in the same room for 5 minutes before blood would be shed.

Jesus_Dean
05-22-2011, 05:56 AM
Allow me to correct your list:

Vocals: Liam Gallagher
Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Gene Simmons
Drums: Lars Ulrich

Love Malmsteen on rhythm. Reminds me of some of the creative punishments american judges mete out.

Judge: "You have been sentenced to one whole World Tour" as rhythm guitarist. You are not allowed to play any arpeggios"
Malmsteen: Your Honor, I prefer the jail sentence."

strat07
05-22-2011, 05:58 AM
Vocals: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Bass Guitar: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Lead Guitar: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Drums: Yngwie J. Malmsteen

BillyRamone
05-22-2011, 06:14 AM
Vocals David Lee Roth
Rhythm Sammy Hagar
Lead Eddie Van Halen
Bass Gene Simmons
Drums I don't know

Sakke
05-22-2011, 06:19 AM
Vocals: Axl Rose
Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
Rhythm Guitar: Slash
Bass: Duff McKagan
Drums: Lars Ulrich

Yar, I don't really like these guys much, but I respect their efforts in making rock music more available to the world.

GS LEAD 5
05-22-2011, 06:26 AM
Hey guys!

Seeing that there is a "Your Dream Band Thread", I thought it might be interesting to post potential bands that were likely to fail for various reasons, such as their member's egos. :p:

Example:

Vocals: Axl Rose
Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Steve Harris
Drums: Lars Ulrich


Feel free to post your suggestions! :D

Harris aint egostic x.x

T7E
05-22-2011, 06:55 AM
Vocals: Glenn Danzig
Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Gene Simmonds
Drums: Lars Ulrich
BACKUP VOCALS: COURTNEY LOVE

'93
05-22-2011, 06:13 PM
vocals and rhythm-kurt cobain
lead guitar-jimi hendrix
bass-john entwistle
drum-john bonham

well they are dead and that kind of makes it problematic :P

Somekid94
05-22-2011, 06:19 PM
Vocals: Axl Rose
Lead Guitar: Dave Mustaine
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Gene Simmons
Drums: Lars Ulrich

Other than Dave and Lars, this band would probably last about 5 minutes before someone died.

phoenix_crush
05-23-2011, 10:21 AM
vocals and rhythm-kurt cobain
lead guitar-jimi hendrix
bass-john entwistle
drum-john bonham

well they are dead and that kind of makes it problematic :P
****, I was gonna do something like this. Stole my answer...

TokaiEX
05-28-2011, 03:59 PM
Judge: "You have been sentenced to one whole World Tour" as rhythm guitarist. You are not allowed to play any arpeggios"
Malmsteen: Your Honor, I prefer the jail sentence."

This.I.Lolled

Eki_PH
06-05-2011, 11:28 AM
the dream band of the year would be:

vocal : Justin bieber (WTF)
lead guitar : Jim Root
rhythm guitar : Yngwie M
Bass : Shane Crump
Drum : Mike Portnoy

:peace:

'93
06-05-2011, 01:25 PM
****, I was gonna do something like this. Stole my answer...

haha sorry :P

Bryc3e
06-05-2011, 01:56 PM
the dream band of the year would be:

vocal : Justin bieber (WTF)
lead guitar : Jim Root
rhythm guitar : Yngwie M
Bass : Shane Crump
Drum : Mike Portnoy

:peace:


I think that could actually work

Justin beiber power metal vocals, crazy drum fills and unnecessary arpeggios.

Sounds like a metal band to me.

gpo13
06-05-2011, 04:15 PM
Oasis

GunsNSnakepits
06-14-2011, 07:49 PM
Vocals - Axl Rose
Lead guitar - Slash
Rhythm guitar - Izzy Stradlin
Bass - Duff McKagan
Drums - Steven Adler

slipknot5678
06-15-2011, 12:50 AM
^I came here to post that.

Shadow Self
06-15-2011, 11:29 PM
Example:

Vocals: Axl Rose
Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Steve Harris
Drums: Lars Ulrich


Megaphone: Axl Rose
Stylophone: Eddie Van Halen
Bagpipes: Yngwie Malmsteen
Didgeridoo: Steve Harris
Mouse Organ: Lars Ulrich (+10 points to anyone who catches that reference, and why Lars would make it even more... colourful)

pwnadgebunny
06-19-2011, 04:13 AM
vocals/bass - tom araya
lead guitar - kerry king
rhythm guitar - wes borland
drums - john otto

Spare Parts
06-19-2011, 08:00 AM
Vocals: Axl rose
Guitar: Eddie Van halen
Bass: Roger Waters
Drums: Lars Ulrich

I know this looks like just about every other list suggested, though that's because of how true it is.

elloel
06-19-2011, 07:30 PM
Design the Skyline, for obvious reasons.
You don't know much about the music industry, do you?;p

mingles
06-19-2011, 10:49 PM
vocal - Stevie ray vaughn
lead guitar - jimi jendrix
rythm guitar - dimebag
bass - Paul Gray
Drums - vitek

El_Lobo_1
06-21-2011, 02:45 PM
Vocals- Dave Mustaine
Lead Guitar- Dave Mustaine
Lead guitar 2- Ygnwie malmsteen
Drummer- Lars Ulrich
Bassist- Dave Mustaine
Backing vocals- Axl Rose