What is your Band from Hell?


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Shadow Self
06-15-2011, 11:44 PM
Just say you're going to hell.

I want to know the particular combination of instruments (not musicians) that if subjected to them forever would make your own eternal damnation even more... damnnating!

Difficulty: 4- or 5-piece band
Bonus: Name the only song they know

Mine:


bagpipes
didgeridoo
kazoo
spoons
that really high opera voice, you know the one.


The only song they know:


Seasons in the Sun

Crazed Shredder
06-15-2011, 11:46 PM
Yours needs more cowbell.

Shadow Self
06-15-2011, 11:47 PM
C'mon, that would be a redeeming quality, given the existing combination!

Robbin'TheHood
06-15-2011, 11:48 PM
Spoons
kazoo
bagpipes
tubas
cow bells
nasally high pitched voices

Only song they know: Friday (by Rebecca Black)

theogonia777
06-15-2011, 11:49 PM
**** you TS, i play didgeridoo! :mad:

and i also enjoy bagpipes. :mad:

AeolianSeventh
06-15-2011, 11:51 PM
Flute
Flute

But they've never played together before and can't quite get in tune.

Only song they know: Something In Her Mouth (by Nickelback)

Shadow Self
06-15-2011, 11:52 PM
**** you TS, i play didgeridoo! :mad:

and i also enjoy bagpipes. :mad:

Aha! I knew someone would bring that up.

All of the instruments have their place, and I have enjoyed them very much individually in different songs. HOWEVER... think of the combination I posted and how they would sound together, you'll understand. (which is why my OP contained the phrase "particular combination")

Anointy-nointy.

sk8m8trix
06-15-2011, 11:54 PM
Guitar tuned to drop d
Guitar tuned to drop c
Guitar quadruple drop tuned

only song they know: Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin

Also they never shut up about how they're the coolest band in their middle school.

Shadow Self
06-15-2011, 11:55 PM
only song they know: Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin



Oh, even worse: all they know is the "ahh-ahh-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-AHH!!" part

theponz
06-15-2011, 11:57 PM
Accordion
High gain shredder guitar
Tin whistle
One of those psycadelic funk bass players

Song: Sweet child o' Mine

stndrdprcdre
06-15-2011, 11:59 PM
4 nerdy dudes playing B.C. Rich Mockingbirds
1 weird girl that has the balls to actually try and sing

Only song they know: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Oh wait, that was my first band in middle school.

Shadow Self
06-16-2011, 12:01 AM
1 weird girl that has the balls to actually try and sing

Only song they know: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Oh wait, that was my first band in middle school.

Holy shit, I found you guys on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFyxoTB7NI

BK202
06-16-2011, 12:02 AM
Lol.



There is no hell.

Shadow Self
06-16-2011, 12:05 AM
There is no hell.

Pssst... I know that, and you know that, but suspending disbelief for a while is what makes this thread fun!

Now list your damned instruments.

Warrior47
06-16-2011, 12:06 AM
4 drummers that all can only play drum kits
1 metal growler

The one song they know?
Through the fire and flames

BK202
06-16-2011, 12:06 AM
I don't have any. No music at all would be more punishment than having some.

Shadow Self
06-16-2011, 12:07 AM
4 drummers that all can only play drum kits
1 metal growler

The one song they know?
Through the fire and flames

Not bad, but I would have chosen "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell as their song.

AeolianSeventh
06-16-2011, 12:07 AM
Lol.



There is no hell.
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody left his sense of humor at the door.

theogonia777
06-16-2011, 12:08 AM
Aha! I knew someone would bring that up.

All of the instruments have their place, and I have enjoyed them very much individually in different songs. HOWEVER... think of the combination I posted and how they would sound together, you'll understand. (which is why my OP contained the phrase "particular combination")

Anointy-nointy.

lol nah, i ain't even mad. :haha:

Holy shit, I found you guys on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFyxoTB7NI

:haha: just click on 1:18, truer words have never been yelled. :haha:

BK202
06-16-2011, 12:11 AM
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody left his sense of humor at the door.
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody isn't conforming to the rules of this thread.

Shadow Self
06-16-2011, 12:13 AM
Okay, another one... what the hell. (heh)

Instruments:


Cop whistle
Saw
Armpit farting
Out of tune violin
Alphorn (Riiiiii-co-laaaaaaahhh)


Only song they know:


Like a Virgin

AeolianSeventh
06-16-2011, 12:14 AM
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody isn't conforming to the rules of this thread.
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody's right about that and somebody else apologizes.

Looks like a third somebody needs to post another hell band and the previous somebodies need to read it.

Shadow Self
06-16-2011, 12:14 AM
:haha: just click on 1:18, truer words have never been yelled. :haha:

"Anna taina! Mobba stoopah!"?

BK202
06-16-2011, 12:16 AM
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like somebody's right about that and somebody else apologizes.

Looks like a third somebody needs to post another hell band and the previous somebodies need to read it.
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like some of us should let those somebodies post, and start being somebody, not nobody.

AeolianSeventh
06-16-2011, 12:17 AM
How utterly unnecessary. Looks like some of us should let those somebodies post, and start being somebody, not nobody.
How utterly unnecessary. What?

Shadow Self
06-16-2011, 12:18 AM
Oooooh, I get it! This is what this thread would be like if it were in hell!

Agree to disagree, guys... and post s'more stupid instruments!! ****! :D

BK202
06-16-2011, 12:19 AM
How utterly unnecessary. What?
How utterly unnecessary. I was just saying that we should stop doing this and let those people with real things to contribute post. :haha: But this was unnecessarily fun.

AeolianSeventh
06-16-2011, 12:23 AM
Psychedelic funk bass player who refuses to be, like, tied down by keys and time signatures.
Bongos.
Marching snare.
Circuit-bent electronic chess game.
Cactus.

Only song they know: Paganini's Caprice No. 5.

G'night.

Shadow Self
06-16-2011, 12:24 AM
Instruments:


BK202 bashing a trumpet over AeolianSeventh's head
AeolianSeventh shoving BK202's arm into a trombone
BK202 giving AeolianSeventh purple nurples
AeolianSeventh poking BK202 with that kazoo from before


Only song they know:


Why Can't We Be Friends?