Your Guitar's Name??


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10-24-2005, 09:39 AM
do any of you name ur guitars?

i dont, though im thinking of it. wat r ur guitar's names ??

10-24-2005, 09:41 AM
My guitar's called NovemberRain273. How weird is that?

10-24-2005, 09:45 AM
'my little anal bondage whorr-e' no joke it even has a sticker on it that says that( minus the -). why? because teachers really like me and i brought to school one day w/ that sticker on it, u should've seen theyre faces... :eek: :wtf:

10-24-2005, 09:49 AM
Dave Lister, as in that guy form Red Dwarf :)

10-24-2005, 09:52 AM
XX (double x) is her name.

Hollywood Hair
10-24-2005, 09:55 AM
Mrs. Guitar

10-24-2005, 09:58 AM
Myne is Myne

10-24-2005, 10:03 AM
F-Truck. I haven't even got it yet, but my new guitar is an ESP F-250, same number as a Ford F-250 F-Truck, hence the name.

10-24-2005, 10:03 AM
My red BC Rich is named "Loki" God of Fire/Mischeif cause I never seem to be able to play any of the riffs I know on it... its weird!

My Blue strat is named Jewell, cause she's so pertty.

My acoustic is named Nightmare, cause its about 50 years old, plays beautifully, but is a nightmare to repair.

My bass is named... well, I'll have to name it later :cheers:

10-24-2005, 10:06 AM
My LP is called Clitoris, because that way, I can always play with a clitty

10-24-2005, 10:08 AM
I call my squire ****
My ex-friend calls his ****ty Ibanez Lucille but i called him a ****er for naming that piece of **** after BB King's guitar. He is a cliche

EDIT: oh and my Ibanez RG1570 is called Martha

10-24-2005, 10:15 AM
Banshee, but I'm considering re-naming it "anvil" because it's damned heavy. I hope I never get round to making that one piece walnut les paul with a thicker body.

10-24-2005, 10:19 AM
Mine is Little Wing ;] , 'cause it's really cute for me, like a baby guitar, though it's normal :)

33% God
10-24-2005, 10:22 AM
it doesnt have one yet

10-24-2005, 10:23 AM
I don't hav a guitar to name, but when I get one (I will, I assure you) I'm gonna name it Onyx. Oh yeah!

10-24-2005, 10:39 AM
I plan to call it Geoff...(pronounced Jeff)

10-24-2005, 10:41 AM
My blue ibanez is named shellshock or shelly my black ibanez just rg and my akoestic gomez.

10-24-2005, 10:44 AM
I call my Squier Squiah , how original is that , meh, I'm thinking of giving it a new name.

10-24-2005, 10:45 AM
POS guitar (its a squire :()

10-24-2005, 10:50 AM
i decided to call mine "wolf" lol

10-24-2005, 11:38 AM

10-24-2005, 11:38 AM
Mikey (because it's Mikey-tar) and Douglas (because...just because).

10-24-2005, 11:38 AM

10-24-2005, 11:41 AM
my guitars name is "guitar". i was thinking about changing it to "nigga please"

10-24-2005, 12:04 PM
Gibson, Jackson, and Ibanez (she's japanese).

10-24-2005, 12:28 PM
Marsian coz it sounds like my name

10-24-2005, 12:47 PM
Streap , yep , that's my new name .

10-24-2005, 02:15 PM
My guitar came already named. He's called Johnson.

10-24-2005, 02:19 PM
my acoustics name is Paco

10-24-2005, 02:20 PM
my les paul is called leroy.

10-24-2005, 02:29 PM

10-24-2005, 02:35 PM
i christen mine sky. high five, jimmyjim, good name. thanks, i try. i know, keep it up

10-24-2005, 02:43 PM
Popapez is back! :eek:

10-24-2005, 02:48 PM
i have a red Gibson LP named MOJO

10-24-2005, 03:24 PM
I call my fender Carmen electra. This is because if your going to have something near your testecles for long periods of time, why not have it be Carmen Electra?

10-24-2005, 03:57 PM
Mine is Little Wing ;] , 'cause it's really cute for me, like a baby guitar, though it's normal :)

haha, me too. but i have no idea why...


10-24-2005, 04:13 PM
i call my fender strat amanda...dont know...just seemed to fit

10-24-2005, 04:31 PM
My guitar is named Woodpecker.
My Ibanez bass guitar is called Geare.
My Upright Electric bass (I made it myself) is called Slots.
My Acoustic bass is Cheesy-Pie.
My Acoustic guitar is Santa.
My drumset (yes I named the set) consists of:
-Tom=Tommy and Timmy
-Crash cymbal=Cathy
-Ride cymbal=Foghorn Leghorn
-Splash cymbal=Splashy boy

They all have reasons for me naming them such, but I'm not going to explain every one of them. Some of them are named after a few of my nicknames.

10-24-2005, 04:35 PM
I call mine Rufus. Well, not really, but it sounds cool. And I love Dogma.

10-24-2005, 04:40 PM
Piece Of Shit.

10-24-2005, 04:42 PM
sucks to be you guys
naming guitars... LOL

10-24-2005, 04:45 PM

10-24-2005, 04:48 PM
i named mine "Boxshot Bill" coz its just a brilliant name that i came up with, and my old one was named "The Hulkinator" coz its another brilliant name i came up with.

10-24-2005, 04:51 PM
my ****ty guitar (yup, that's what i call it), or poor ground (cause it isn't grounded that well)

10-24-2005, 04:51 PM
My electric is called Jakey when I'm in a good mood with it, and Harrison when it won't play right grrrr...
My acoustics have to be named after hookers. My first one was called Lola. My new one is called Dollface. I also named my friend's mangled drumkit Francis, though I have no idea why..

10-24-2005, 05:14 PM
I just call it Ibanezzy because it's an Ibanez, but officially it's named Caesar.

10-24-2005, 05:17 PM
my lp j is called the pansy

10-24-2005, 05:18 PM
my les paul is called leroy.



I haven't named my guitar.

10-24-2005, 05:51 PM
hmm...never really thought of naming mine, if i was plain and boring, it would be vampirella. its a BC Rich body art series of vampirella. but i want something more original than that, although its hard when ur guitars basically just a picture of vampirella

sticky tissue
10-24-2005, 06:00 PM
i dont have one yet. btw i know some tard at my school that calls his schlong sanchez. that was really random...ill shut up now.

10-24-2005, 06:21 PM
My bass is called Fred, and my electric...Ethel. lol

10-24-2005, 06:22 PM
My acoustic is Mr. Pye

My electric is Dino

(just named them now)

"Your putters name is Charlene"

sticky tissue
10-24-2005, 06:31 PM
ok ive named my guitar now. its called b*tch slap. dunno why it just came into my head and it suits the guitar.

the words b*tch slap and my guitar are a match made in heave. they go together like peas and carrots.

b*tch slap b*tch slap b*tch slap

10-26-2005, 11:24 AM
i dont eat peas and carrots together that much...i dont see y they go so well together....peas and gravy, now theres something

oh and i decided i just wont bother name my guitar. its not possible to come up with a name other than that of the body art series, so its either vampirella or nothing, and i guess ill never referr to my guitar as vampirella

10-26-2005, 03:28 PM
My red Gibson SG is called Daphne

10-26-2005, 03:33 PM
my vintage Strat is Sayce and my Tele is called Lena and my Tak is called Crucial

10-26-2005, 03:49 PM
Iceman- Uzi

Samick- Baby

10-26-2005, 04:53 PM
Well, me and my good friend named ours Simba and Nala (from The Lion King). Her bass is named Nala, and my good ole electric is called Simba :D

10-26-2005, 05:00 PM
-Modded Mexican Deluxe Strat - Named Stevie, after my biggest hero Stevie Ray Vaughan. It's also been modded to be based on Number One, so I had to go with Stevie, easily.

-50th Anv. Strat - Named Jennifer, after Jennifer Love Hewitt. Why name it after a movie star that I have a huge obbsession with? Cause this strat has just beautiful tone, and Jennifer has that most beautiful smile. So, I just went with it. :)

-Gibson Blueshawk - Named Riley, after Mr. BB King. I named it Riley for the fact that its a lot a like his Lucille, just a much smaller version (Gibson actually made a "Little Lucille" for a short period of time, which was exactly like the Blueshawk preety much). Plus it has one of them sweet Varitone switches, so I had to go with the master of them, sir BB. :)

10-26-2005, 05:45 PM
Well, my Hamer Explorer is called "The Battle Axe", cause the poor thing looks like it's been through battle, my Jackson Rhoads is "The 'ol Lady" cause it's basically my girlfriend, and my Deluxe LTD Eclipse is "Eeyore" because it got all depressed when i got the Rhoads and didn't play it for a while. Haven't really named my Mexican Strat yet... and i've had it the longest, haha.

10-26-2005, 05:48 PM
Right now, I just call my guitar, Epi, because it's an Epiphone Acoustic, one of the Player Packs, but I'm thinking of a different name. Just haven't come up with it yet.

10-26-2005, 06:12 PM
Mine's called the Apple Guitar, because I, er, covered the back of it with those little stickers you get on apples and bananas and oranges and stuff. My old guitar's called Old Jim, and my acoustic's called Blue. Because it's Red, you see.

10-26-2005, 08:50 PM
My strat is Melissa, my LP is Samantha, Mockingbird is called Kaylyn, my Ibanez Bass is Jazzmine, my ibanez acoustic is Duce and my alverz 12 string is MAry Jane.

10-26-2005, 08:51 PM
My Squire: PoS

Rhoads Series: Action Jackson

Jem: Whitey

Bass: Ol Faithful

10-26-2005, 09:39 PM
I plan to call it Geoff...(pronounced Jeff)

That's my name!:headbang:

I don't really have a name for my guitar, I can't find a good name for it.

10-26-2005, 09:42 PM
Dave Lister, as in that guy form Red Dwarf :)
dude i love that show, Lister kicks ass in the episode with the curry monster

10-26-2005, 10:13 PM
i have an unspoken respect for my guitar...if it want's a name it can speak up for itself

10-26-2005, 10:17 PM

10-27-2005, 12:03 AM
my bass is called spaz because i swear that thing has a mind of its own.

my acoustic is called li'l beastie because it so darn cute and covered in all my tattoo designs

10-27-2005, 12:11 AM
Long story.
It involves a gay stalker, a lesbian P.E. teacher and my girlfriends fantasies...

10-27-2005, 01:59 AM
My Strat is named Winston Legthigh.

Me and Winston have tea and biscuits together.

10-27-2005, 02:11 AM
my electric is named faka you...

10-27-2005, 02:46 AM
lol..well my electric is called gary...gary guitar...wierd...

10-27-2005, 02:52 AM
my ibanez electric... beth, because shes hot and black :P

10-27-2005, 02:56 AM
oh yeah, and my full size acoustic with strings larger than andre the giants fingers is called goliath... tis not for the faint hearted. :P

the james
10-27-2005, 07:12 AM
I call my SG
which is one kl name
and the beast is called

10-27-2005, 08:17 AM
mine is called "fender". it's named after my grandad's guitar.

10-27-2005, 09:23 AM
a girl at my school calls mine rudolph because its red!

10-27-2005, 12:57 PM
Sarah, dont know why, it just seems to work.

I think its funny that billy joe from greenday calls his lp jr Floyd

10-30-2005, 08:27 AM
i have resisted naming mine for ages (about 15 months) but i think i'm finally gonna call my strat lenny (as in the SRV song)

Prophet of Page
10-30-2005, 08:36 AM
My guitars....

Hank Marvin sig Strat; "Her" I don't know why, but this is the only thing that works for my Strat. I've considered giving Her other names, but it just doesn't work. This thing is pretty much an extension of my soul.

Ibanez Jem7vwh; "Natalie" named after the beautiful Miss Portman, who I'm slightly obsessed with (ok maybe not slightly). Its the only name that fits, I named my perfect guitar after the perfect woman. Plus, most people who know me knew what I named the guitar even before I told them.

10-30-2005, 08:39 AM

10-30-2005, 08:41 AM
I call my bass 'My Bass'.

10-30-2005, 03:20 PM
black LP Standard = Nicole most of the time "my baby"

Washburn WI14 = my lil P.O.S.

acoustic = Old Man Wilkins

10-30-2005, 05:10 PM
my bass is called timmy rimbob

10-30-2005, 05:11 PM

10-31-2005, 07:17 AM
"withmyself"...."im going to go play withmyself, i snapped my g-string, playing withmyself, while fingering a minor"

ive named my strat "withmyself"

my other...."pinkie"

10-31-2005, 12:26 PM
"Fucking piece of shit!"

10-31-2005, 12:31 PM
I named mine stewie

10-31-2005, 12:53 PM
Piece of ****

10-31-2005, 01:08 PM
James... its a good name.

10-31-2005, 01:11 PM
My Vintage SG cpoy is called Joanna. No idea why i just like it.

10-31-2005, 01:16 PM
Steven. Steven the Magnificent! All will tremble in fear of his bassy wrath.

10-31-2005, 01:17 PM
The one I have with me at uni is called Isabella... And everyone who picks her up falls in love instantly :)

10-31-2005, 01:23 PM

After Mike McCready of Pearl Jam

10-31-2005, 01:57 PM
Oficcially mine is called frank, but i always use his nick name, beef cake

10-31-2005, 02:08 PM
Tom and Al.

10-31-2005, 03:17 PM
You can probably guess why...

10-31-2005, 05:45 PM
Paula since its a les paul :)

10-31-2005, 05:47 PM
i have resisted naming mine for ages (about 15 months) but i think i'm finally gonna call my strat lenny (as in the SRV song)
aye, same thing. i didn't want to name mine because it seemed to be a stupid concept. and my friend named his guitar Bertha... so it really killed the idea.

i finally named my Epi '58 V about a month or so ago.

Named her Rose. Cuz she's purty. :D

10-31-2005, 06:13 PM
named my blue les paul June. idk, the color reminds me so much of the water in midsummer up in New England, and it seemed very fitting.

i like the name lenny btw, but i thought it was soposed to be a girls name :confused: maybe im just wrong.

11-01-2005, 01:45 AM
I named my Jackson KB1 "Kelly" coz its a Kelly Bass LoL

11-01-2005, 01:50 AM
I named my Gibson SG....Armo Jr.!!! :D

11-01-2005, 02:12 AM
My ****ty little yammy eg 112: sheena
My epi les paul: kira

Double Basser
11-01-2005, 02:36 AM
I call my bass Axe Sparks, Axe cause it looks like one and Sparks cause it's electric

11-01-2005, 03:02 AM
My bass's called Baska.
My friend calls his guitar Jim. :)

11-01-2005, 03:11 AM

11-01-2005, 05:41 AM
my ibanez is called pikachu, coz its unique and original!
btw, im actually not a pikachu freak, its just that everyone has that look in them...

11-01-2005, 05:55 AM
MY guitars old school, it has a 20s feel so its called dorris.

11-01-2005, 08:42 AM
My acoustic's name is El Cheapo, purely because I got it for a decent price.

11-01-2005, 10:20 AM

(black ibanez rg 321)

11-01-2005, 01:03 PM

11-16-2005, 07:53 PM
if i were to name my guitar one would be Harold , and the other would be Gurtrud or however u spell it.

11-16-2005, 08:12 PM
my Gibson LP studio's name is pork. I have no clue why but one day i just started to call it that. My B.C. Rich warlock is named green slice. It has a green tribal kinda thing on it and i was playing with my band one day and the headstock got caught on my buddie's face and cut his ear. hence the name "green slice"

11-16-2005, 08:30 PM
i named it "roger mcphearson"

11-16-2005, 08:49 PM
i called my epi lp my baby šause it is

my mexi acoustic is called blue

11-16-2005, 08:50 PM
Treat your guitar like **** and it will respect you

mr. cool
11-16-2005, 09:10 PM
i named her hailey rose, normally call her rose.

named her after a girl i have liked since i was a wee lad

and rose kinda represents my huge fetish for redheads and the fact that my guitar is red

though if i ever get around to actually making the guitar i want to i will name it hailey rose and rename this one kara mynor (shes this hot redheaded porn star ;))

11-16-2005, 09:12 PM
I have a Candy Apple Red MIJ Fender Jaguar named Fiona.:)

11-16-2005, 09:13 PM
Whitey .... cause it's a white Jem

12-12-2005, 04:13 AM
my pacifica 112 is called Alison.

12-18-2005, 10:29 AM
i just got a fender strat thats cream and white and idk wat to call it....i also have a takamine acoustic that i need to name....any ideas???

12-18-2005, 10:36 AM
Taylor (guess what brand it is)

12-18-2005, 02:08 PM
Yeh, i name mine belle the blue beauty

12-18-2005, 02:11 PM
My guitar's name is Les Paul.

12-18-2005, 02:16 PM
My guitar is named, Bill.. My acoustic is named Steve, and my turds are called sadistic monkey.

12-18-2005, 02:18 PM
My guitar is named Kimberly, after a good friend of mine,

12-18-2005, 02:41 PM
My blue Hohner acoustic is named Bluie (original, eh?) and my Ibanez acoustic is named Shiela. I don't know why, it just seems so natural. I have not yet named my washburn acoustict but I'm thinking Pie, after my favorite dessert food. My electrics are named Thor and Mjollnyr (sp?). I didn't name my bass or my crappiest electric.

12-18-2005, 04:24 PM
i christen mine sky. high five, james, good name. thanks, i try. i know, keep it up


That's my DOG'S name!

12-18-2005, 04:48 PM
my ibanez rg7321 is called the beast, because it is absolutly monstrosity. and my ibanez 170 doesn't really have a name, i'll have to work on it.

12-19-2005, 08:18 AM
Wow this thread is back

Yellow electric - Edgar after Edgar Allan Poe cos i'm the biggest nerd.
Black Acoustic - Ruby Tuesday
Red Classical - Red

It's not like I call them by their names though. More like super guitar, bummy guitar, and awkward guitar

12-19-2005, 08:22 AM
I posted earlier saying that I would call mine Onyx, but I bought my first one on Saturday (today's Monday) and I'm gonna call it Thor or Odin instead.

12-19-2005, 08:25 AM
my white esp viper is called the peice of sh*t because i hate it so much and i actually dont even know where it is at the moment

Something Big
12-19-2005, 08:27 AM
my guitars are named october, helium, and davey

12-19-2005, 12:24 PM
I used to have a black encore with only one pick up and loose knobs. (Insert jokes here) I called it The Turdmachine. My mum called it a great starter guitar when she advertised it on ebay a few months after i got it.

12-19-2005, 12:40 PM
i called my SG batman cos it looks batmanish

03-16-2006, 03:48 AM
i call my custom v vincent

03-16-2006, 03:56 AM
my guitar


03-16-2006, 04:48 AM

03-16-2006, 04:54 AM
i'll call mine "Margery", its an affinity strat, and it looks as boring as an old woman on a rocking chair knitting socks for her cat

Stop Messin'
03-16-2006, 04:58 AM
2 Gibson LPs named..... Cheerie(pronounced Sher-ie) and Dee(named after Randy Rhodes)

and a Gretsch named Oscar The Gretsch lol(i like Sesame Street :D)

03-16-2006, 04:58 AM
I just refer to mine as "The Battle Axe" and when my bands other guitarist and I are jamming we call ourselvs "The Dual Axe Wielders". Yes I know it's nerdy but we do it because its really funny to watch other peoples faces contort when we say "We're dual axe wielders mother ****er"

03-16-2006, 05:14 AM
I hereby name thou guitar "The Burning Lights of Brooklyn"

03-16-2006, 08:22 AM
I Call mine "Death", cos after performing with it the first time i didnt think i went to well, and wanted to die, and as a rmeiinder, i named it "Death", plus its pointy haha

03-16-2006, 08:25 AM
"We're dual axe wielders mother ****er"





My Vintage is named Bourban, becuase of its colour.

03-16-2006, 08:32 AM
I didn't have a name for it but now i want one im gonna call it............Vincent blackshadow no no im gonna call it randy hard licker no no oh this could go on ill leave it at that i think

03-16-2006, 08:38 AM
>heap of sh*t
>For f*cks sake!
>play goddammn you!

03-16-2006, 08:41 AM
you name ur guitars you pansies, well mines called a ****ing guitar, jesus christ u poofs

03-16-2006, 10:09 AM

03-16-2006, 11:25 AM

03-16-2006, 11:37 AM
Because it's red.

03-16-2006, 11:53 AM
i named my dark red ibanez, cherry. she's so damn sweet in my arms...and i play with her everyday.

03-16-2006, 11:59 AM
I call my guitar jeffery, like the alien in mib||

03-16-2006, 12:00 PM
There's The Spynal, The Vengeance, The Monarch, and Whitey

03-16-2006, 12:01 PM
^:eek: I thought you were perma banned

Think I might have posted here already, but to update slightly, my ravelle with warpigs is now called spike.

That's not spam at all, is it?

03-16-2006, 12:11 PM

03-16-2006, 12:19 PM
well... i call my LP paula (how creative :D), but that's only because when i started playing guitar i never knew if "les paul" was pronounced the french way or the butchered up american way.
my acoustic: meghan (no reference to anyone in particular, but i like the name).

03-16-2006, 12:21 PM
the butchered up american way of pronouncing an american name? What?

03-16-2006, 12:28 PM
My Standard Stratocaster is called Mike and my Epiphone SG is called Kim.

Zackie EL
03-16-2006, 01:09 PM
My all-black Schecter Hellraiser C-1 FR is called "Black Betty", and my cheap-o Epiphone Les Paul Jr. is called "Problem Child".

03-16-2006, 03:54 PM
Accoustic =Platypus Ed aka Ed the Platypus, Electric = Squid, and bass= jordan (cuz there's some kid in my school named Jordan wha has a really long neck)

03-16-2006, 04:31 PM
My acoustic name is Jeffrey, my classical's name is Mei Ling, and the electric's one is Trevor. I named them because I was trying to prove a point to someone.

03-16-2006, 04:45 PM
My black SG's called "The Dark Destroyer" but my blue tele's just called "Michael" cos its just very boring to play and look at and I figured Michael's quite a boring name..........(.......................................(no offence meant to all those whose name is Michael, for all I know you could be quite cool)

03-16-2006, 04:48 PM
my les paul is called 'Maude'
and my strat (when its finished) will be called 'Alice'

03-16-2006, 04:56 PM
I call her, "Les Paul"

03-16-2006, 05:00 PM
Jack Ritter.
I have a Union Jack strap and carry it in a Ritter padded gig bag around school so my mate made it up :p:

03-16-2006, 05:02 PM
Blackie, even though it's a Tobacco sunburst.

03-16-2006, 05:09 PM

03-16-2006, 05:48 PM
The names I have for my guitars are Forrest, Jeremy, Tyler, and Red One. All of them are named after my friends, except for Red One.....that'd just be plain weird to name your kid that.

curtis loew
03-16-2006, 05:52 PM
abigail after my best friend

03-16-2006, 06:04 PM
i have one guitar...

a Fender Stratocaster with a brown sunburst finish...ITS AWESOME!!!!

i call it little boy...

03-17-2006, 10:47 PM
i named my LP Leslie Paula now thats creativity

03-17-2006, 10:54 PM
Linda Lue,after the girl in gimme three steps by skynyrd

03-17-2006, 11:13 PM
my electric's name is Sarah because i have never met any girl with that name.

my acoustic's name is Beth because i don't know

03-17-2006, 11:25 PM
I don't name them. I just love them:)

03-17-2006, 11:26 PM
well one is edward
one is Shelby
and one is Gabriel

03-17-2006, 11:32 PM
i named mine vandalism and on it i have a sticker that says "VANDALISM: as beautiful as a rock in a cops face" i love her

03-18-2006, 12:05 AM
mine is called jodie... ialso love her

03-18-2006, 12:11 AM
Mine is 'My canadian strat killer' (its a godin freeway classic)

It's aka "Ben" because I have a friend named Ben Godin.

03-18-2006, 01:20 AM
my guitar is named SCHPHINCKTERE

03-18-2006, 01:22 AM
mine's name is blue and i love her.

03-18-2006, 01:28 AM
my epiphone les paul is called eppy..=_="

03-18-2006, 01:30 AM
"the Blue Dragon" owns all :peace:

03-18-2006, 01:42 AM

For my bass.

03-18-2006, 04:27 AM
well my acoustic says "jasmine" on the inside, so....

just kidding, its named "that thing my parents get mad at me for playing too much"

:stickpoke i dunno this looks funny

03-18-2006, 08:36 AM
f**k slut number 3...... its a black fender telecaster 72. mexican custom..... and my 3rd decent guitar....

BluE DicE
03-18-2006, 08:45 AM
My only guitar, my blue strat is called Valtiel.

Stagger Lee
03-18-2006, 08:46 AM
Jimmy Jazz

03-20-2006, 07:30 AM
My current acoustic guitar is named "bloo," because of it's blue finish.

My future telecaster will be "Kabob."

03-20-2006, 07:55 AM
Black oe-30--->Jane
Superstrat rip off--->Cassi
'70's acoustic---> Christine
First Act (haha, I never use it)---> Bub

I just name guitars after girls that I know and/or dated. Bub, I named it Bub because I hate hicks, and I hate the guitar.

03-20-2006, 07:58 AM
My classical is called El Cheapo, hopefully for obvious reasons
Electric is named after Dave Lister from Red Dwarf :D

03-20-2006, 08:03 AM
one's called the sh*tty guitar and the other one's called the good guitar

nick dixon
03-20-2006, 08:12 AM
I call my Telecaster "Private Plank"... because its an extension of my anatomy.

03-20-2006, 08:43 AM
lol mines called joey bill, coz my friend was trying to be smart when we were havin this convo, we wer namin our guitars after lead singers and he just come up with well my guitars called joey bill.. we looked at him as if to say wtf dont u meen billie joe and he was all like ****...yeah

03-20-2006, 08:45 AM
'Mary' as in 'Bloody hell that's a mean sound today Mary!'

03-20-2006, 04:33 PM
Becky...dont ask cause i have yet to figure out why i named my guitar becky

03-20-2006, 04:37 PM
well, if bass included in this little chat, then I sometimes call my ATK "The ATK"

original, aren't I?

03-20-2006, 04:38 PM
my beloved strat is Dakota...i heard it was native american for "friend" and i thought that was a pretty fitting description.

05-10-2006, 10:21 AM
lol mines called joey bill, coz my friend was trying to be smart when we were havin this convo, we wer namin our guitars after lead singers and he just come up with well my guitars called joey bill.. we looked at him as if to say wtf dont u meen billie joe and he was all like ****...yeah

....or Billy Joel.

05-10-2006, 11:53 AM
I have a gilmour replica black on black strat I was thinking of calling "Davie" but the name doesn't sit well with me so I've been trying to thik of another for a while.... onyx or vanessa were about the better ones for me.

05-10-2006, 01:34 PM
My Agile's name is Hotness and my Squire strat is Little Jon

05-10-2006, 01:49 PM
'The Guitar'

05-10-2006, 02:25 PM
I used to called Jacqueline but I no longer like Franz the way I did before. Think Im going to rename it Blackout

nick dixon
05-10-2006, 02:27 PM

05-10-2006, 02:32 PM
My Gibson SG is called... Mr. Strummy. Know how I got that name? some funny person posted it on another one of these hyper evil clone threads that all have something to do with "what is your guitars name?" "what should i name my guitar?" "is naming your guitar a stupid asshole thing to do?" (and oh how I wish there were more of those...) which are created in a pathetic attempt to prey upon the simple-minded chat forum monkeys who seize any opportunity to gab about themselves, not realizing that nobody is paying any attention to them because everyone else on the internet is a simple-minded chat forum monkey who is too distracted by their own frantic attempts to seize any opportunity to talk about themselves to listen!!!! YOU SEE?!?!!?!?!

...but, in short, I call him (rather sarcastically) Mr. Strummy.

05-10-2006, 02:38 PM
My nice Takamine is named "Jack." I asked my friend, who's good at naming stuff, to come up with a name for it. He asked me what the first thing I thought of when I first picked it up. I said, "I had an orgasm." So he said, "call it Jack, like you're jacking off."

05-10-2006, 03:10 PM
ibanez-miko the 'sex kitten'

classical-donna maria



05-10-2006, 03:13 PM
My Ibanez is name Lionel...I don't know why.

05-10-2006, 03:19 PM
I call my RG 2570E Angela and my squier Bob. Bob tries to hit it off with Angela, but she's way out of his league. One time she accused him of sexual harassment because his headstock brushed up against hers.

...Too far?

05-10-2006, 03:21 PM
i like how there're two or three people on here who named their guitars jeff, cuz...ya know... that's my name. but anyways, my acoustic's nameless for now and my godin sd is named "Garr." it's like the sound a pirate makes when you kick him in the nuts.

05-10-2006, 06:04 PM
i named my guitar Edmund.

Schecter Gnome
05-10-2006, 06:09 PM

I es sleepy
05-11-2006, 01:09 AM

cuz it has 'million' different parts from a 'million' different guitars

05-11-2006, 03:37 AM
I have two guitars... I named the electric one Blang-Blang and the acoustic Geetuhr. Hehehe...

05-11-2006, 04:09 AM
Lenny, Barry, Larry, Gil and Francesca

05-11-2006, 05:16 AM
ebony LP custom is called Black Betty. I want to name my red tele, but haven't been able to think of anything for it.

pant weasel
05-11-2006, 05:19 AM
My epi explorer is called The Riffmeister. Isn't that cool?

05-11-2006, 06:13 AM
I call mine "Legend Guitar". Don't ask why, I just do.

X Alkaline 3
05-11-2006, 06:22 AM
Thinking about naming the bass I just got "Bassy", because it has a very deep sound.

05-11-2006, 06:47 AM
My Ibanez RG is named Fenrir, which is supposedly a wolf like creature that was kept by the ancient Norse gods, and apparently it bit off Thor's hand...I Just liked the name

Iron Priest
05-11-2006, 08:43 AM
I've got a Schecter C-1+ in need of a name... Someone help me please? Serious replies... It's got a Floyd Licensed trem, and EMG's (soon to be DiMarzios...). It's the Black Cherry Model, and she has sustain and resonance for days.

Show a hung over kid some love...

05-11-2006, 09:25 AM
I named mine "SFX".

"Sex...Effects...." get it?

Actually it says "SFX" on my headstock.

05-11-2006, 10:38 AM
I call mine, Baby... boyfriend is jealous...

05-11-2006, 10:52 AM
I just simply call mine RG (Ibanez RG100)...if i find it important to use a name for it. Otherwise, i just call it my guitar. lol

05-11-2006, 11:10 AM
I name my PRS "Purse" because of in inside joke on the sounds of PRS...

05-13-2006, 10:17 AM
my fender squire is called Jean lol dont ask

05-13-2006, 10:18 AM
....... but my washburns called Baby. again - dont ask

05-13-2006, 11:00 AM
Well I was going to name my guitar "mom" but my putter already had that name so I named my guitar "Charlene".

05-13-2006, 11:07 AM
i was gonna call mine "Black Bastard" cos it's an Epi Goth series one, but i decided that's too racist :rolleyes:
i still can't think of a new name, any ideas?

05-13-2006, 12:36 PM
My Gibson SG is named Ace and my Fender Squier is named junk.

05-13-2006, 12:42 PM
i call my First Act (****ty, but it gets the job done) alowishus devadander abercrombie

05-13-2006, 01:00 PM
Snow White- A Rg350dx Pearl pickguard and white paint.

05-13-2006, 01:00 PM
I just call mine Epi

death to emo
05-13-2006, 01:02 PM
i got a guitar for my birthday don't know the brand so i named it Fixer Upper

05-13-2006, 01:17 PM
haha my guitar's name is Fat Boy Slim

05-13-2006, 01:29 PM
i call my First Act (****ty, but it gets the job done) alowishus devadander abercrombie
you know thats long for mud? or so ive been told. Anyways my B.C Rich Kerry King signature V is named Abigail in homage to the brilliance of Kim Bendix Petersen, also known as King Diamond!! My ollld Gibson twelve string acoustic is named Melissa in homage to the Allman Brothers. And my 60s-70s Takamine Jumbo acoustic is named Magdalene Lane after the genius of Don McLean

05-13-2006, 02:19 PM
i call my epi les Paul Custom Achilles because it will never die, im never gonna sell it or get rid of it.

05-13-2006, 02:34 PM

05-13-2006, 02:55 PM
My Sg is Cherry, and my Strat will be known as Zeebrad...get it?...cause my name is brad and it will be painted like a zebra?..zeebrad = zebra dont care.

05-13-2006, 03:54 PM
Golden Girl....

09-07-2006, 06:31 AM
My Ashton bass: Lycanthrope
My ****ty acoustic that is broken: Bob
My average acoustic: Starry Matata

09-07-2006, 06:57 AM
My guitar's names are 'Babe' and 'Midnight'.

09-07-2006, 07:31 AM
sif name ur guitar.. lol just play it :)

09-07-2006, 07:35 AM
1981 Gibson Sonex 180 Custom- Woody (long story short, it doesn't have paint, and neither does the neck, so it's al natural wood)

Squire Strat- None yet. I like the guitar a lot though, it plays great, and it's my tuned down guitar (One Step, Drop C, and A, G, C, F, A, D tuning.) so I like it a lot. The bridge could be better though.....

BC Rich Mockingbird 7 String- "That one guitar that just kind of sits there and is hardly played...."


09-07-2006, 08:39 AM
i call mine sally.

09-07-2006, 09:36 AM

09-07-2006, 10:09 AM
for some reason my guitar has the word "MOO" written on it

so i called it bessie, ya know bessie the cow...

i wanted to give it a cool name but that one kinda stuck :p:

09-07-2006, 10:12 AM
jackson's called jacqueline

and i wanna ask why does "novemberrain273" have "master of puppets" under his name? aren't you supposed to be a gnr fan?

09-07-2006, 10:27 AM
washburn n3
dont have a specific name for it

09-07-2006, 10:48 AM
Ima name my guitar...CHUBBES yes
chubbes....what you dont like?