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NovemberRain273
10-24-2005, 09:39 AM
do any of you name ur guitars?

i dont, though im thinking of it. wat r ur guitar's names ??

sadistic_monkey
10-24-2005, 09:41 AM
My guitar's called NovemberRain273. How weird is that?

bat69420
10-24-2005, 09:45 AM
'my little anal bondage whorr-e' no joke it even has a sticker on it that says that( minus the -). why? because teachers really like me and i brought to school one day w/ that sticker on it, u should've seen theyre faces... :eek: :wtf:

nachocheeez
10-24-2005, 09:49 AM
Dave Lister, as in that guy form Red Dwarf :)

goku77
10-24-2005, 09:52 AM
XX (double x) is her name.

Hollywood Hair
10-24-2005, 09:55 AM
Mrs. Guitar

Utilitycock
10-24-2005, 09:58 AM
Myne is Myne

CrazyHappyNinja
10-24-2005, 10:03 AM
F-Truck. I haven't even got it yet, but my new guitar is an ESP F-250, same number as a Ford F-250 F-Truck, hence the name.

CSguitarvocal
10-24-2005, 10:03 AM
My red BC Rich is named "Loki" God of Fire/Mischeif cause I never seem to be able to play any of the riffs I know on it... its weird!

My Blue strat is named Jewell, cause she's so pertty.

My acoustic is named Nightmare, cause its about 50 years old, plays beautifully, but is a nightmare to repair.

My bass is named... well, I'll have to name it later :cheers:

elvenkindje
10-24-2005, 10:06 AM
My LP is called Clitoris, because that way, I can always play with a clitty

ProPlayer
10-24-2005, 10:08 AM
I call my squire ****
My ex-friend calls his ****ty Ibanez Lucille but i called him a ****er for naming that piece of **** after BB King's guitar. He is a cliche

EDIT: oh and my Ibanez RG1570 is called Martha

genocidal
10-24-2005, 10:15 AM
Banshee, but I'm considering re-naming it "anvil" because it's damned heavy. I hope I never get round to making that one piece walnut les paul with a thicker body.

UNIe
10-24-2005, 10:19 AM
Mine is Little Wing ;] , 'cause it's really cute for me, like a baby guitar, though it's normal :)

33% God
10-24-2005, 10:22 AM
it doesnt have one yet

TheShadow
10-24-2005, 10:23 AM
I don't hav a guitar to name, but when I get one (I will, I assure you) I'm gonna name it Onyx. Oh yeah!

Pl3h-B0y
10-24-2005, 10:39 AM
I plan to call it Geoff...(pronounced Jeff)

Davidian
10-24-2005, 10:41 AM
My blue ibanez is named shellshock or shelly my black ibanez just rg and my akoestic gomez.

TTC
10-24-2005, 10:44 AM
I call my Squier Squiah , how original is that , meh, I'm thinking of giving it a new name.

seljer
10-24-2005, 10:45 AM
POS guitar (its a squire :()

NovemberRain273
10-24-2005, 10:50 AM
i decided to call mine "wolf" lol

pickledyam
10-24-2005, 11:38 AM
ibanez

IndigoGirl
10-24-2005, 11:38 AM
Mikey (because it's Mikey-tar) and Douglas (because...just because).

galapogo
10-24-2005, 11:38 AM
Mary.

Sid8Vicous
10-24-2005, 11:41 AM
my guitars name is "guitar". i was thinking about changing it to "nigga please"

Kaervek
10-24-2005, 12:04 PM
Gibson, Jackson, and Ibanez (she's japanese).

Marsian
10-24-2005, 12:28 PM
Marsian coz it sounds like my name

TTC
10-24-2005, 12:47 PM
Streap , yep , that's my new name .

Nuchtos
10-24-2005, 02:15 PM
My guitar came already named. He's called Johnson.

popapez
10-24-2005, 02:19 PM
my acoustics name is Paco

JFrusciante
10-24-2005, 02:20 PM
my les paul is called leroy.

bodyheatseeker
10-24-2005, 02:29 PM
Gibder

jimmyjimjim
10-24-2005, 02:35 PM
i christen mine sky. high five, jimmyjim, good name. thanks, i try. i know, keep it up

ProPlayer
10-24-2005, 02:43 PM
Popapez is back! :eek:

axeslinger01
10-24-2005, 02:48 PM
i have a red Gibson LP named MOJO

Bmm386
10-24-2005, 03:24 PM
I call my fender Carmen electra. This is because if your going to have something near your testecles for long periods of time, why not have it be Carmen Electra?

lateraluspiral
10-24-2005, 03:57 PM
Mine is Little Wing ;] , 'cause it's really cute for me, like a baby guitar, though it's normal :)


haha, me too. but i have no idea why...


...

bluesmaster
10-24-2005, 04:13 PM
i call my fender strat amanda...dont know...just seemed to fit

bassplayer33333
10-24-2005, 04:31 PM
My guitar is named Woodpecker.
My Ibanez bass guitar is called Geare.
My Upright Electric bass (I made it myself) is called Slots.
My Acoustic bass is Cheesy-Pie.
My Acoustic guitar is Santa.
My drumset (yes I named the set) consists of:
-Snare=Jimmy
-Tom=Tommy and Timmy
-Bass=Baby
-Crash cymbal=Cathy
-Ride cymbal=Foghorn Leghorn
-Splash cymbal=Splashy boy

They all have reasons for me naming them such, but I'm not going to explain every one of them. Some of them are named after a few of my nicknames.

StratEnRegalia
10-24-2005, 04:35 PM
I call mine Rufus. Well, not really, but it sounds cool. And I love Dogma.

altronataku
10-24-2005, 04:40 PM
Piece Of Shit.

SulphurousBill
10-24-2005, 04:42 PM
sucks to be you guys
naming guitars... LOL

drevil814
10-24-2005, 04:45 PM
Strat?

saga_7
10-24-2005, 04:48 PM
i named mine "Boxshot Bill" coz its just a brilliant name that i came up with, and my old one was named "The Hulkinator" coz its another brilliant name i came up with.

Mantiscabinet
10-24-2005, 04:51 PM
my ****ty guitar (yup, that's what i call it), or poor ground (cause it isn't grounded that well)

rockchick77
10-24-2005, 04:51 PM
My electric is called Jakey when I'm in a good mood with it, and Harrison when it won't play right grrrr...
My acoustics have to be named after hookers. My first one was called Lola. My new one is called Dollface. I also named my friend's mangled drumkit Francis, though I have no idea why..

stormchaser
10-24-2005, 05:14 PM
I just call it Ibanezzy because it's an Ibanez, but officially it's named Caesar.

lespaulsj
10-24-2005, 05:17 PM
my lp j is called the pansy

Jehuty
10-24-2005, 05:18 PM
my les paul is called leroy.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSS.


>_>.

I haven't named my guitar.

uracompletetool
10-24-2005, 05:51 PM
hmm...never really thought of naming mine, if i was plain and boring, it would be vampirella. its a BC Rich body art series of vampirella. but i want something more original than that, although its hard when ur guitars basically just a picture of vampirella

sticky tissue
10-24-2005, 06:00 PM
i dont have one yet. btw i know some tard at my school that calls his schlong sanchez. that was really random...ill shut up now.

holybassbatman!
10-24-2005, 06:21 PM
My bass is called Fred, and my electric...Ethel. lol

Lennonv2
10-24-2005, 06:22 PM
My acoustic is Mr. Pye

My electric is Dino

(just named them now)

"Your putters name is Charlene"

sticky tissue
10-24-2005, 06:31 PM
ok ive named my guitar now. its called b*tch slap. dunno why it just came into my head and it suits the guitar.

the words b*tch slap and my guitar are a match made in heave. they go together like peas and carrots.




b*tch slap b*tch slap b*tch slap

uracompletetool
10-26-2005, 11:24 AM
i dont eat peas and carrots together that much...i dont see y they go so well together....peas and gravy, now theres something

oh and i decided i just wont bother name my guitar. its not possible to come up with a name other than that of the body art series, so its either vampirella or nothing, and i guess ill never referr to my guitar as vampirella

eddyeames666
10-26-2005, 03:28 PM
My red Gibson SG is called Daphne

Advilmonkeyman
10-26-2005, 03:33 PM
my vintage Strat is Sayce and my Tele is called Lena and my Tak is called Crucial

Lars
10-26-2005, 03:49 PM
Iceman- Uzi

Samick- Baby

hemantmaan
10-26-2005, 04:53 PM
Well, me and my good friend named ours Simba and Nala (from The Lion King). Her bass is named Nala, and my good ole electric is called Simba :D

WyldeGibsonPlyr
10-26-2005, 05:00 PM
-Modded Mexican Deluxe Strat - Named Stevie, after my biggest hero Stevie Ray Vaughan. It's also been modded to be based on Number One, so I had to go with Stevie, easily.

-50th Anv. Strat - Named Jennifer, after Jennifer Love Hewitt. Why name it after a movie star that I have a huge obbsession with? Cause this strat has just beautiful tone, and Jennifer has that most beautiful smile. So, I just went with it. :)

-Gibson Blueshawk - Named Riley, after Mr. BB King. I named it Riley for the fact that its a lot a like his Lucille, just a much smaller version (Gibson actually made a "Little Lucille" for a short period of time, which was exactly like the Blueshawk preety much). Plus it has one of them sweet Varitone switches, so I had to go with the master of them, sir BB. :)

20sacksam
10-26-2005, 05:45 PM
Well, my Hamer Explorer is called "The Battle Axe", cause the poor thing looks like it's been through battle, my Jackson Rhoads is "The 'ol Lady" cause it's basically my girlfriend, and my Deluxe LTD Eclipse is "Eeyore" because it got all depressed when i got the Rhoads and didn't play it for a while. Haven't really named my Mexican Strat yet... and i've had it the longest, haha.

tomkeiferfan
10-26-2005, 05:48 PM
Right now, I just call my guitar, Epi, because it's an Epiphone Acoustic, one of the Player Packs, but I'm thinking of a different name. Just haven't come up with it yet.

Strat_Monkey
10-26-2005, 06:12 PM
Mine's called the Apple Guitar, because I, er, covered the back of it with those little stickers you get on apples and bananas and oranges and stuff. My old guitar's called Old Jim, and my acoustic's called Blue. Because it's Red, you see.

IROBOTInferno
10-26-2005, 08:50 PM
My strat is Melissa, my LP is Samantha, Mockingbird is called Kaylyn, my Ibanez Bass is Jazzmine, my ibanez acoustic is Duce and my alverz 12 string is MAry Jane.

Spynal
10-26-2005, 08:51 PM
My Squire: PoS

Rhoads Series: Action Jackson

Jem: Whitey

Bass: Ol Faithful

FollowtheReaper
10-26-2005, 09:39 PM
I plan to call it Geoff...(pronounced Jeff)

That's my name!:headbang:

I don't really have a name for my guitar, I can't find a good name for it.

JimiYoungPage
10-26-2005, 09:42 PM
Dave Lister, as in that guy form Red Dwarf :)
dude i love that show, Lister kicks ass in the episode with the curry monster

capogotmytongue
10-26-2005, 10:13 PM
i have an unspoken respect for my guitar...if it want's a name it can speak up for itself

GnRrelease_it
10-26-2005, 10:17 PM
Malcolm

silent_whisper
10-27-2005, 12:03 AM
my bass is called spaz because i swear that thing has a mind of its own.

my acoustic is called li'l beastie because it so darn cute and covered in all my tattoo designs

BigBassFishing
10-27-2005, 12:11 AM
NICKOTCH.
Long story.
It involves a gay stalker, a lesbian P.E. teacher and my girlfriends fantasies...

That_Pink_Queen
10-27-2005, 01:59 AM
My Strat is named Winston Legthigh.

Me and Winston have tea and biscuits together.

crazee201
10-27-2005, 02:11 AM
my electric is named faka you...

Adumb
10-27-2005, 02:46 AM
lol..well my electric is called gary...gary guitar...wierd...

craggadee
10-27-2005, 02:52 AM
my ibanez electric... beth, because shes hot and black :P

craggadee
10-27-2005, 02:56 AM
oh yeah, and my full size acoustic with strings larger than andre the giants fingers is called goliath... tis not for the faint hearted. :P

the james
10-27-2005, 07:12 AM
I call my SG
Hujanicabolacof
which is one kl name
and the beast is called
ben

D3v!l
10-27-2005, 08:17 AM
mine is called "fender". it's named after my grandad's guitar.

antster
10-27-2005, 09:23 AM
a girl at my school calls mine rudolph because its red!

kyle_katarn3
10-27-2005, 12:57 PM
Sarah, dont know why, it just seems to work.

I think its funny that billy joe from greenday calls his lp jr Floyd

jase_connor
10-30-2005, 08:27 AM
i have resisted naming mine for ages (about 15 months) but i think i'm finally gonna call my strat lenny (as in the SRV song)

Prophet of Page
10-30-2005, 08:36 AM
My guitars....

Hank Marvin sig Strat; "Her" I don't know why, but this is the only thing that works for my Strat. I've considered giving Her other names, but it just doesn't work. This thing is pretty much an extension of my soul.

Ibanez Jem7vwh; "Natalie" named after the beautiful Miss Portman, who I'm slightly obsessed with (ok maybe not slightly). Its the only name that fits, I named my perfect guitar after the perfect woman. Plus, most people who know me knew what I named the guitar even before I told them.

FrenchyFungus
10-30-2005, 08:39 AM
Fred

Foo'
10-30-2005, 08:41 AM
I call my bass 'My Bass'.

happytimeharry
10-30-2005, 03:20 PM
black LP Standard = Nicole most of the time "my baby"

Washburn WI14 = my lil P.O.S.

acoustic = Old Man Wilkins

lost_it_again
10-30-2005, 05:10 PM
my bass is called timmy rimbob

FlanInTheFaceRH
10-30-2005, 05:11 PM
Flatulence.

dopey_toad
10-31-2005, 07:17 AM
"withmyself"...."im going to go play withmyself, i snapped my g-string, playing withmyself, while fingering a minor"

ive named my strat "withmyself"

my other...."pinkie"

PabloGilberto
10-31-2005, 12:26 PM
"Fucking piece of shit!"

sock_demon
10-31-2005, 12:31 PM
I named mine stewie

jewishosama
10-31-2005, 12:53 PM
Piece of ****

GraceAKASlash
10-31-2005, 01:08 PM
James... its a good name.

pentagram_man63
10-31-2005, 01:11 PM
My Vintage SG cpoy is called Joanna. No idea why i just like it.

Caustic
10-31-2005, 01:16 PM
Steven. Steven the Magnificent! All will tremble in fear of his bassy wrath.

fuzzybunny
10-31-2005, 01:17 PM
The one I have with me at uni is called Isabella... And everyone who picks her up falls in love instantly :)

Harmonius
10-31-2005, 01:23 PM
Mikey

After Mike McCready of Pearl Jam

ktweeden
10-31-2005, 01:57 PM
Oficcially mine is called frank, but i always use his nick name, beef cake

YAY_FOR_PIE
10-31-2005, 02:08 PM
Tom and Al.

R_H_C_P
10-31-2005, 03:17 PM
Strat.
You can probably guess why...

Nelshizzle
10-31-2005, 05:45 PM
Paula since its a les paul :)

HumanitysDeath
10-31-2005, 05:47 PM
i have resisted naming mine for ages (about 15 months) but i think i'm finally gonna call my strat lenny (as in the SRV song)
aye, same thing. i didn't want to name mine because it seemed to be a stupid concept. and my friend named his guitar Bertha... so it really killed the idea.

i finally named my Epi '58 V about a month or so ago.

Named her Rose. Cuz she's purty. :D

Android0818
10-31-2005, 06:13 PM
named my blue les paul June. idk, the color reminds me so much of the water in midsummer up in New England, and it seemed very fitting.

i like the name lenny btw, but i thought it was soposed to be a girls name :confused: maybe im just wrong.

PetroToxin
11-01-2005, 01:45 AM
I named my Jackson KB1 "Kelly" coz its a Kelly Bass LoL

Vantage
11-01-2005, 01:50 AM
I named my Gibson SG....Armo Jr.!!! :D

pistols
11-01-2005, 02:12 AM
My ****ty little yammy eg 112: sheena
My epi les paul: kira

Double Basser
11-01-2005, 02:36 AM
I call my bass Axe Sparks, Axe cause it looks like one and Sparks cause it's electric

Alien_from_a_cd
11-01-2005, 03:02 AM
My bass's called Baska.
My friend calls his guitar Jim. :)

AndyGray
11-01-2005, 03:11 AM
brenda

Jawkster
11-01-2005, 05:41 AM
my ibanez is called pikachu, coz its unique and original!
btw, im actually not a pikachu freak, its just that everyone has that look in them...

napalm_monkey
11-01-2005, 05:55 AM
MY guitars old school, it has a 20s feel so its called dorris.

nachocheeez
11-01-2005, 08:42 AM
My acoustic's name is El Cheapo, purely because I got it for a decent price.

slashwyldepage
11-01-2005, 10:20 AM
elvira


(black ibanez rg 321)

euan_soad
11-01-2005, 01:03 PM
bob

markenator
11-16-2005, 07:53 PM
if i were to name my guitar one would be Harold , and the other would be Gurtrud or however u spell it.

guitarcaw
11-16-2005, 08:12 PM
my Gibson LP studio's name is pork. I have no clue why but one day i just started to call it that. My B.C. Rich warlock is named green slice. It has a green tribal kinda thing on it and i was playing with my band one day and the headstock got caught on my buddie's face and cut his ear. hence the name "green slice"

OMGIZZLEZ
11-16-2005, 08:30 PM
i named it "roger mcphearson"

Slashfan_666
11-16-2005, 08:49 PM
i called my epi lp my baby šause it is

my mexi acoustic is called blue

Stevethegreat
11-16-2005, 08:50 PM
Treat your guitar like **** and it will respect you

mr. cool
11-16-2005, 09:10 PM
i named her hailey rose, normally call her rose.

named her after a girl i have liked since i was a wee lad

and rose kinda represents my huge fetish for redheads and the fact that my guitar is red

though if i ever get around to actually making the guitar i want to i will name it hailey rose and rename this one kara mynor (shes this hot redheaded porn star ;))

Kartman
11-16-2005, 09:12 PM
I have a Candy Apple Red MIJ Fender Jaguar named Fiona.:)

Spynal
11-16-2005, 09:13 PM
Whitey .... cause it's a white Jem

timmy2112
12-12-2005, 04:13 AM
my pacifica 112 is called Alison.

savedbygrace333
12-18-2005, 10:29 AM
i just got a fender strat thats cream and white and idk wat to call it....i also have a takamine acoustic that i need to name....any ideas???

AH@2112
12-18-2005, 10:36 AM
Taylor (guess what brand it is)

jajp001
12-18-2005, 02:08 PM
Yeh, i name mine belle the blue beauty

ufossuck
12-18-2005, 02:11 PM
My guitar's name is Les Paul.

Sqeeezie
12-18-2005, 02:16 PM
My guitar is named, Bill.. My acoustic is named Steve, and my turds are called sadistic monkey.

guitar_freak333
12-18-2005, 02:18 PM
My guitar is named Kimberly, after a good friend of mine,

skeptopotamus
12-18-2005, 02:41 PM
My blue Hohner acoustic is named Bluie (original, eh?) and my Ibanez acoustic is named Shiela. I don't know why, it just seems so natural. I have not yet named my washburn acoustict but I'm thinking Pie, after my favorite dessert food. My electrics are named Thor and Mjollnyr (sp?). I didn't name my bass or my crappiest electric.

Red.Washburn77
12-18-2005, 04:24 PM
i christen mine sky. high five, james, good name. thanks, i try. i know, keep it up

SKY?!?!?!

That's my DOG'S name!

ibanez666
12-18-2005, 04:48 PM
my ibanez rg7321 is called the beast, because it is absolutly monstrosity. and my ibanez 170 doesn't really have a name, i'll have to work on it.

Goon
12-19-2005, 08:18 AM
Wow this thread is back

Yellow electric - Edgar after Edgar Allan Poe cos i'm the biggest nerd.
Black Acoustic - Ruby Tuesday
Red Classical - Red

It's not like I call them by their names though. More like super guitar, bummy guitar, and awkward guitar

TheShadow
12-19-2005, 08:22 AM
I posted earlier saying that I would call mine Onyx, but I bought my first one on Saturday (today's Monday) and I'm gonna call it Thor or Odin instead.

a_muse_me
12-19-2005, 08:25 AM
my white esp viper is called the peice of sh*t because i hate it so much and i actually dont even know where it is at the moment

Something Big
12-19-2005, 08:27 AM
my guitars are named october, helium, and davey

jajp001
12-19-2005, 12:24 PM
I used to have a black encore with only one pick up and loose knobs. (Insert jokes here) I called it The Turdmachine. My mum called it a great starter guitar when she advertised it on ebay a few months after i got it.

ghost_blues
12-19-2005, 12:40 PM
i called my SG batman cos it looks batmanish

jackson_marshal
03-16-2006, 03:48 AM
i call my custom v vincent

Scourge
03-16-2006, 03:56 AM
my guitar



:sad:

speedinc
03-16-2006, 04:48 AM
Gibson

beau05
03-16-2006, 04:54 AM
i'll call mine "Margery", its an affinity strat, and it looks as boring as an old woman on a rocking chair knitting socks for her cat

Stop Messin'
03-16-2006, 04:58 AM
2 Gibson LPs named..... Cheerie(pronounced Sher-ie) and Dee(named after Randy Rhodes)

and a Gretsch named Oscar The Gretsch lol(i like Sesame Street :D)

2lazy2getbetter
03-16-2006, 04:58 AM
I just refer to mine as "The Battle Axe" and when my bands other guitarist and I are jamming we call ourselvs "The Dual Axe Wielders". Yes I know it's nerdy but we do it because its really funny to watch other peoples faces contort when we say "We're dual axe wielders mother ****er"

LochieW
03-16-2006, 05:14 AM
I hereby name thou guitar "The Burning Lights of Brooklyn"

Mr.Moss
03-16-2006, 08:22 AM
I Call mine "Death", cos after performing with it the first time i didnt think i went to well, and wanted to die, and as a rmeiinder, i named it "Death", plus its pointy haha

Cathedral
03-16-2006, 08:25 AM
"We're dual axe wielders mother ****er"

"BILL S PRESTON ESQUIRE!"

"TED THEODORE LOGAN!"

"TOGETHER WE ARE, WYLDE STALLIONS!!!"

*widdlywiddlywee*

My Vintage is named Bourban, becuase of its colour.

Jonting
03-16-2006, 08:32 AM
I didn't have a name for it but now i want one im gonna call it............Vincent blackshadow no no im gonna call it randy hard licker no no oh this could go on ill leave it at that i think

joic3389
03-16-2006, 08:38 AM
Either
>heap of sh*t
>For f*cks sake!
or
>play goddammn you!

gordyboy13
03-16-2006, 08:41 AM
you name ur guitars you pansies, well mines called a ****ing guitar, jesus christ u poofs

ih8u2
03-16-2006, 10:09 AM
Tortuga!

FunkasPuck
03-16-2006, 11:25 AM
Audrey

stratocaster7
03-16-2006, 11:37 AM
Rudolph.
Because it's red.

guitartilldeath
03-16-2006, 11:53 AM
i named my dark red ibanez, cherry. she's so damn sweet in my arms...and i play with her everyday.

Graemel
03-16-2006, 11:59 AM
I call my guitar jeffery, like the alien in mib||

Spynal
03-16-2006, 12:00 PM
There's The Spynal, The Vengeance, The Monarch, and Whitey

genocidal
03-16-2006, 12:01 PM
^:eek: I thought you were perma banned

Think I might have posted here already, but to update slightly, my ravelle with warpigs is now called spike.

That's not spam at all, is it?

goodbydresden
03-16-2006, 12:11 PM
...umm.....Hamesh??

tulkas_1985
03-16-2006, 12:19 PM
well... i call my LP paula (how creative :D), but that's only because when i started playing guitar i never knew if "les paul" was pronounced the french way or the butchered up american way.
my acoustic: meghan (no reference to anyone in particular, but i like the name).

genocidal
03-16-2006, 12:21 PM
the butchered up american way of pronouncing an american name? What?

Harmonius
03-16-2006, 12:28 PM
My Standard Stratocaster is called Mike and my Epiphone SG is called Kim.

Zackie EL
03-16-2006, 01:09 PM
My all-black Schecter Hellraiser C-1 FR is called "Black Betty", and my cheap-o Epiphone Les Paul Jr. is called "Problem Child".

sTjImMy83091
03-16-2006, 03:54 PM
Accoustic =Platypus Ed aka Ed the Platypus, Electric = Squid, and bass= jordan (cuz there's some kid in my school named Jordan wha has a really long neck)

fallinsuburbia
03-16-2006, 04:31 PM
My acoustic name is Jeffrey, my classical's name is Mei Ling, and the electric's one is Trevor. I named them because I was trying to prove a point to someone.

Joel2
03-16-2006, 04:45 PM
My black SG's called "The Dark Destroyer" but my blue tele's just called "Michael" cos its just very boring to play and look at and I figured Michael's quite a boring name..........(.......................................(no offence meant to all those whose name is Michael, for all I know you could be quite cool)

fancy_a_cuppa
03-16-2006, 04:48 PM
my les paul is called 'Maude'
and my strat (when its finished) will be called 'Alice'

needahaircut
03-16-2006, 04:56 PM
I call her, "Les Paul"

caz_guitar_dude
03-16-2006, 05:00 PM
Jack Ritter.
I have a Union Jack strap and carry it in a Ritter padded gig bag around school so my mate made it up :p:

Charlatan_001
03-16-2006, 05:02 PM
Blackie, even though it's a Tobacco sunburst.

smurphy74604
03-16-2006, 05:09 PM
bubba

kittycatk
03-16-2006, 05:48 PM
The names I have for my guitars are Forrest, Jeremy, Tyler, and Red One. All of them are named after my friends, except for Red One.....that'd just be plain weird to name your kid that.

curtis loew
03-16-2006, 05:52 PM
abigail after my best friend

kcfshorty
03-16-2006, 06:04 PM
i have one guitar...

a Fender Stratocaster with a brown sunburst finish...ITS AWESOME!!!!

i call it little boy...

GD_GC
03-17-2006, 10:47 PM
i named my LP Leslie Paula now thats creativity

Bartleby
03-17-2006, 10:54 PM
Linda Lue,after the girl in gimme three steps by skynyrd

tossup
03-17-2006, 11:13 PM
my electric's name is Sarah because i have never met any girl with that name.

my acoustic's name is Beth because i don't know

Fruscfunkte
03-17-2006, 11:25 PM
I don't name them. I just love them:)

Guitarplaya27
03-17-2006, 11:26 PM
well one is edward
one is Shelby
and one is Gabriel

fender59939
03-17-2006, 11:32 PM
i named mine vandalism and on it i have a sticker that says "VANDALISM: as beautiful as a rock in a cops face" i love her

mrstankas
03-18-2006, 12:05 AM
mine is called jodie... ialso love her

keeponrockin
03-18-2006, 12:11 AM
Mine is 'My canadian strat killer' (its a godin freeway classic)

It's aka "Ben" because I have a friend named Ben Godin.

kanttouchthis
03-18-2006, 01:20 AM
my guitar is named SCHPHINCKTERE

Sir-Shoelace
03-18-2006, 01:22 AM
mine's name is blue and i love her.

mestupemopunk
03-18-2006, 01:28 AM
my epiphone les paul is called eppy..=_="

canadianshred
03-18-2006, 01:30 AM
"the Blue Dragon" owns all :peace:

grimreaper65
03-18-2006, 01:42 AM
Niflheim.

For my bass.

jakethestrummer
03-18-2006, 04:27 AM
well my acoustic says "jasmine" on the inside, so....

just kidding, its named "that thing my parents get mad at me for playing too much"



:stickpoke i dunno this looks funny

scruffdust
03-18-2006, 08:36 AM
f**k slut number 3...... its a black fender telecaster 72. mexican custom..... and my 3rd decent guitar....

BluE DicE
03-18-2006, 08:45 AM
My only guitar, my blue strat is called Valtiel.

Stagger Lee
03-18-2006, 08:46 AM
Jimmy Jazz

SpareKey
03-20-2006, 07:30 AM
My current acoustic guitar is named "bloo," because of it's blue finish.

My future telecaster will be "Kabob."

poochy
03-20-2006, 07:55 AM
Black oe-30--->Jane
Superstrat rip off--->Cassi
'70's acoustic---> Christine
First Act (haha, I never use it)---> Bub

I just name guitars after girls that I know and/or dated. Bub, I named it Bub because I hate hicks, and I hate the guitar.

nachocheeez
03-20-2006, 07:58 AM
My classical is called El Cheapo, hopefully for obvious reasons
Electric is named after Dave Lister from Red Dwarf :D

#666
03-20-2006, 08:03 AM
one's called the sh*tty guitar and the other one's called the good guitar

nick dixon
03-20-2006, 08:12 AM
I call my Telecaster "Private Plank"... because its an extension of my anatomy.

<3_Emo_<3
03-20-2006, 08:43 AM
lol mines called joey bill, coz my friend was trying to be smart when we were havin this convo, we wer namin our guitars after lead singers and he just come up with well my guitars called joey bill.. we looked at him as if to say wtf dont u meen billie joe and he was all like ****...yeah

theguitarist
03-20-2006, 08:45 AM
'Mary' as in 'Bloody hell that's a mean sound today Mary!'

SiLvEr_StRiNgZ
03-20-2006, 04:33 PM
Becky...dont ask cause i have yet to figure out why i named my guitar becky

maXterbat0r
03-20-2006, 04:37 PM
well, if bass included in this little chat, then I sometimes call my ATK "The ATK"

original, aren't I?

jase_connor
03-20-2006, 04:38 PM
my beloved strat is Dakota...i heard it was native american for "friend" and i thought that was a pretty fitting description.

duncang
05-10-2006, 10:21 AM
lol mines called joey bill, coz my friend was trying to be smart when we were havin this convo, we wer namin our guitars after lead singers and he just come up with well my guitars called joey bill.. we looked at him as if to say wtf dont u meen billie joe and he was all like ****...yeah

....or Billy Joel.

redvetteZ06
05-10-2006, 11:53 AM
I have a gilmour replica black on black strat I was thinking of calling "Davie" but the name doesn't sit well with me so I've been trying to thik of another for a while.... onyx or vanessa were about the better ones for me.

SexyJonisaJon
05-10-2006, 01:34 PM
My Agile's name is Hotness and my Squire strat is Little Jon

alexbworth
05-10-2006, 01:49 PM
'The Guitar'

aaronni
05-10-2006, 02:25 PM
I used to called Jacqueline but I no longer like Franz the way I did before. Think Im going to rename it Blackout

nick dixon
05-10-2006, 02:27 PM
Jeffery

guitarmonkey4
05-10-2006, 02:32 PM
My Gibson SG is called... Mr. Strummy. Know how I got that name? some funny person posted it on another one of these hyper evil clone threads that all have something to do with "what is your guitars name?" "what should i name my guitar?" "is naming your guitar a stupid asshole thing to do?" (and oh how I wish there were more of those...) which are created in a pathetic attempt to prey upon the simple-minded chat forum monkeys who seize any opportunity to gab about themselves, not realizing that nobody is paying any attention to them because everyone else on the internet is a simple-minded chat forum monkey who is too distracted by their own frantic attempts to seize any opportunity to talk about themselves to listen!!!! YOU SEE?!?!!?!?!


...but, in short, I call him (rather sarcastically) Mr. Strummy.

lespaul_rentals
05-10-2006, 02:38 PM
My nice Takamine is named "Jack." I asked my friend, who's good at naming stuff, to come up with a name for it. He asked me what the first thing I thought of when I first picked it up. I said, "I had an orgasm." So he said, "call it Jack, like you're jacking off."

blackjack84
05-10-2006, 03:10 PM
ibanez-miko the 'sex kitten'

classical-donna maria

acoustic-lucky

strat-jessica

ibaRGnez321
05-10-2006, 03:13 PM
My Ibanez is name Lionel...I don't know why.

Archaon
05-10-2006, 03:19 PM
I call my RG 2570E Angela and my squier Bob. Bob tries to hit it off with Angela, but she's way out of his league. One time she accused him of sexual harassment because his headstock brushed up against hers.

...Too far?

saintjimmy99
05-10-2006, 03:21 PM
i like how there're two or three people on here who named their guitars jeff, cuz...ya know... that's my name. but anyways, my acoustic's nameless for now and my godin sd is named "Garr." it's like the sound a pirate makes when you kick him in the nuts.

Wilber
05-10-2006, 06:04 PM
i named my guitar Edmund.

Schecter Gnome
05-10-2006, 06:09 PM
Polly

I es sleepy
05-11-2006, 01:09 AM
"PATCHY"

cuz it has 'million' different parts from a 'million' different guitars
lol

blatong
05-11-2006, 03:37 AM
I have two guitars... I named the electric one Blang-Blang and the acoustic Geetuhr. Hehehe...

Neely
05-11-2006, 04:09 AM
Lenny, Barry, Larry, Gil and Francesca

MrAngryEyes
05-11-2006, 05:16 AM
ebony LP custom is called Black Betty. I want to name my red tele, but haven't been able to think of anything for it.

pant weasel
05-11-2006, 05:19 AM
My epi explorer is called The Riffmeister. Isn't that cool?

jhardcore
05-11-2006, 06:13 AM
I call mine "Legend Guitar". Don't ask why, I just do.

X Alkaline 3
05-11-2006, 06:22 AM
Thinking about naming the bass I just got "Bassy", because it has a very deep sound.

Mr.Moss
05-11-2006, 06:47 AM
My Ibanez RG is named Fenrir, which is supposedly a wolf like creature that was kept by the ancient Norse gods, and apparently it bit off Thor's hand...I Just liked the name

Iron Priest
05-11-2006, 08:43 AM
I've got a Schecter C-1+ in need of a name... Someone help me please? Serious replies... It's got a Floyd Licensed trem, and EMG's (soon to be DiMarzios...). It's the Black Cherry Model, and she has sustain and resonance for days.

Show a hung over kid some love...

s0nofabe4ch
05-11-2006, 09:25 AM
I named mine "SFX".

"Sex...Effects...." get it?

Actually it says "SFX" on my headstock.

foxyboxer
05-11-2006, 10:38 AM
I call mine, Baby...

...my boyfriend is jealous...

StJimmy88
05-11-2006, 10:52 AM
I just simply call mine RG (Ibanez RG100)...if i find it important to use a name for it. Otherwise, i just call it my guitar. lol

FireHawk
05-11-2006, 11:10 AM
I name my PRS "Purse" because of in inside joke on the sounds of PRS...

*rocknrollqueen
05-13-2006, 10:17 AM
my fender squire is called Jean lol dont ask

*rocknrollqueen
05-13-2006, 10:18 AM
....... but my washburns called Baby. again - dont ask

calvinthecanadi
05-13-2006, 11:00 AM
Well I was going to name my guitar "mom" but my putter already had that name so I named my guitar "Charlene".

Garf72
05-13-2006, 11:07 AM
i was gonna call mine "Black Bastard" cos it's an Epi Goth series one, but i decided that's too racist :rolleyes:
i still can't think of a new name, any ideas?

sgfender
05-13-2006, 12:36 PM
My Gibson SG is named Ace and my Fender Squier is named junk.

fonzicus
05-13-2006, 12:42 PM
i call my First Act (****ty, but it gets the job done) alowishus devadander abercrombie

guitarbreaker
05-13-2006, 01:00 PM
Snow White- A Rg350dx Pearl pickguard and white paint.

PurpleHazer
05-13-2006, 01:00 PM
I just call mine Epi

death to emo
05-13-2006, 01:02 PM
i got a guitar for my birthday don't know the brand so i named it Fixer Upper

HeatherluvsDave
05-13-2006, 01:17 PM
haha my guitar's name is Fat Boy Slim

liesofautumn
05-13-2006, 01:29 PM
i call my First Act (****ty, but it gets the job done) alowishus devadander abercrombie
you know thats long for mud? or so ive been told. Anyways my B.C Rich Kerry King signature V is named Abigail in homage to the brilliance of Kim Bendix Petersen, also known as King Diamond!! My ollld Gibson twelve string acoustic is named Melissa in homage to the Allman Brothers. And my 60s-70s Takamine Jumbo acoustic is named Magdalene Lane after the genius of Don McLean

Monkey36
05-13-2006, 02:19 PM
i call my epi les Paul Custom Achilles because it will never die, im never gonna sell it or get rid of it.

Spaceman_Spiff
05-13-2006, 02:34 PM
Benjamin

The_Hell_Patrol
05-13-2006, 02:55 PM
My Sg is Cherry, and my Strat will be known as Zeebrad...get it?...cause my name is brad and it will be painted like a zebra?..zeebrad = zebra brad...you dont care.

Rodders
05-13-2006, 03:54 PM
Golden Girl....

millzy123
09-07-2006, 06:31 AM
My Ashton bass: Lycanthrope
My ****ty acoustic that is broken: Bob
My average acoustic: Starry Matata

SonicMessiah
09-07-2006, 06:57 AM
My guitar's names are 'Babe' and 'Midnight'.

tombomb22
09-07-2006, 07:31 AM
sif name ur guitar.. lol just play it :)

fallenangel20
09-07-2006, 07:35 AM
1981 Gibson Sonex 180 Custom- Woody (long story short, it doesn't have paint, and neither does the neck, so it's al natural wood)

Squire Strat- None yet. I like the guitar a lot though, it plays great, and it's my tuned down guitar (One Step, Drop C, and A, G, C, F, A, D tuning.) so I like it a lot. The bridge could be better though.....

BC Rich Mockingbird 7 String- "That one guitar that just kind of sits there and is hardly played...."

:haha

LetTheBassPlay
09-07-2006, 08:39 AM
i call mine sally.

acefrehley
09-07-2006, 09:36 AM
shelly

Gnomestar
09-07-2006, 10:09 AM
for some reason my guitar has the word "MOO" written on it


so i called it bessie, ya know bessie the cow...


i wanted to give it a cool name but that one kinda stuck :p:

evolutionised
09-07-2006, 10:12 AM
jackson's called jacqueline

and i wanna ask why does "novemberrain273" have "master of puppets" under his name? aren't you supposed to be a gnr fan?

kingjiyoon
09-07-2006, 10:27 AM
washburn n3
dont have a specific name for it

guitarstar525
09-07-2006, 10:48 AM
Ima name my guitar...CHUBBES yes
chubbes....what you dont like?