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insideac
12-19-2005, 10:56 AM
So uhm. I just stumbled on this girl dominatrix type shredder thing, and its ridiculous. Any opinions on her? I think shes really full of herself, and that while she can shred, she only speeds up classic songs, and doesn't make up alot of stuff, and whatever she does make, sucks. Its so ew. What do you guys think? I also read some interviews with her, and all she does is scream, promote her brand new, ever releasing DVDs, and talk about how lazy everyone is, how she is the god of classical music now, and how she can compete with guys, grrrl power, etc etc. Its so sickening its funny.

Also, I thought I should mention that she speaks in third person :D


The great Kat has spoken! "I AM THE DOMINATRIX OF WAR"! (How generic is that?)

fendermalmsteen
12-19-2005, 11:02 AM
She's a kunt. Plain and simple.

GBMan
12-19-2005, 11:14 AM
One of these threads is opened at least once a week. And yes...she is a retarded *****. I have to admit, her cockiness got me curious. I went to her site and downloaded a couple tracks...pure ****.

nic_2090
12-19-2005, 11:15 AM
Yeah, there's been a ton of threads on her in the past. He thinks that she is the best shred guitarist or guitarist period, in the world. She always knocks on fellow guitarists like Yngwie and Michael Angelo, and makes herself sound big. Unfortuneately for her, she doesn't have the technical ability to back up any of the aquistitions that she makes. What it all comes down to, is that she's a bitch. Plain and simple.

Cathedral
12-19-2005, 11:21 AM
Her tone sounds...horrible. I haven't heard much of her own stuff...in that all i've heard from her are covers of classical pieces. She comes across as highly arrogant too. She's competing alright, but I'd say its a competition with Malmsteen for the title of, "Most arrogant shredder." (Malmsteen's awesome though. :D ) Come on, she's comparing herself to Beethovan. :|

insideac
12-19-2005, 02:54 PM
Haha, Yngwie doesnt even come close to this kind of arrogance. At least Yngwie is slightly subtle :D

Well you all think the same thing, rofl. I checked out some crap from her site, and oh man. The noise in the backgroud is nasty, trust me. Here, I found me a Funny video http://www.greatkat.com/dvd/Extreme%20Guitar%20Shred%20DVD%20Videos-War.wmv

DeathDealer
12-19-2005, 03:07 PM
it's all show people
she's a performer

apocalypse13
12-19-2005, 03:17 PM
^She's also an arrogant bastard who thinks she could play better than Shawn Lane. Get a clue.

SnowballofDoom
12-19-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm pretty sure her arrogance is just for exposure. No one really cares about a mediocre guitar playing woman, but they all know that arrogant, pseudo-S&M guitar playing woman.

Clever, really.

insideac
12-19-2005, 04:25 PM
Clever. And annoying >_<

Erc
12-19-2005, 04:28 PM
Here, I found me a Funny video http://www.greatkat.com/dvd/Extreme%20Guitar%20Shred%20DVD%20Videos-War.wmv


ROFL!!

WTF is that!

And yes shes a bitch.

xNEO-SHREDDERx
12-19-2005, 06:20 PM
dude ive said it before and ill say this story again she wanted me to go on tour with her about a year and a half ago. i met her at my store and she was commin in like every week busting my balls about this line 6 head and cabinet she wanted to buy. and then she came in and i was playing and she was like i need another guitarist or something and she is like coked out pretty much i think she needed someone in the back to play for her as she made a fool of her self on stage. but either way i said no she bought the amp and thats it.

apocalypse13
12-19-2005, 06:31 PM
lol

AngilasGuy
12-19-2005, 09:56 PM
I absolutely LOATHE this woman... I don't even think shes a woman, shes just.. a ****ing demon.

I consider myself a Feminist, but this creature is just ****ed up, shes just.. wow.. she needs to seriously vanish from this earth, dare I say shes worse than any republican I know, it astonishes me.
Her voice, her attitude, everything, it makes Yngwie look like a gumdrop happy fairy that hands out lollipops to children in candyland, seriously.

apocalypse13
12-19-2005, 10:03 PM
lolx2

ferretman
12-20-2005, 03:31 AM
Shes Australian and Australia rules.

Hot Pants
12-20-2005, 05:02 AM
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the Great Kat

Evil_Empire24-7
12-20-2005, 07:02 AM
she is one hell of a bitch , i hate her so much + why would a crazy bitch like her compare herself to the ultimate SHAWN LANE.

insideac
12-20-2005, 08:56 AM
Haha yeah, Shawn Lane kicks @$$. ALso, glad we are on the same page here, I thought it was only me that got mad at her rofl. Glad you liked that video. And shes so generic! Shes like, Im gonna name my video "War", and "Dark Evil", and "Dungeon Black Dark Evil War anythingthathastodowithevilrocknesstomakemelookcool". And when people ask her why she dresses up like that, she always says the same thing, in almost exact words:

"If I have to show skin to get people to listen to classical/my music, I'll do it. Ill do whatever it takes" (To become popular. She failed. Big time. )

:cool:

misfits385
12-20-2005, 01:47 PM
Haha, Yngwie doesnt even come close to this kind of arrogance. At least Yngwie is slightly subtle :D

Well you all think the same thing, rofl. I checked out some crap from her site, and oh man. The noise in the backgroud is nasty, trust me. Here, I found me a Funny video http://www.greatkat.com/dvd/Extreme%20Guitar%20Shred%20DVD%20Videos-War.wmv

God i hate her so much.

DeathDealer
12-20-2005, 02:13 PM
she's actually quite "popular" ...you're all talking about here

Erc
12-20-2005, 05:00 PM
Rofl yea...popular...

Not the good way popular like the "I want to look and be just like that beautiful person over there"

Its the bad popular like "Wow that fatass nerd over there deserves a good punch in the balls because he never shuts the hell up"

PooKoo
12-20-2005, 06:28 PM
oh my thats quite funny.

Just... everything about her smells of unintentional hilarity (or maybe the greatest prank ever pulled on the guitar world?)

apocalypse13
12-20-2005, 06:48 PM
Rofl to Erc

insideac
12-20-2005, 07:46 PM
Nah I doubt someone would waste their life working their ass off for ONE prank. Thouigh it could be a big one, her prank sucks, and all that scheming was wasted xD

apocalypse13
12-20-2005, 09:53 PM
wtf is every 1 talking about!!!?!?!?!?

teh greatt KaT is liek, teh RoXorZ!!!! im listining 2 her rite now!!!!!!

:headbang::hedbang:lol:HeAdbang::haedbang:headbang:lol

OMG!!!!!!!

insideac
12-20-2005, 11:52 PM
o.o;;

sixteen times
12-21-2005, 08:04 AM
I hate her. You hate her. We all hate her.

I wish she saw this thread.

Cathedral
12-21-2005, 09:09 AM
"If I have to show skin to get people to listen to classical/my music, I'll do it. Ill do whatever it takes" (To become popular. She failed. Big time. )

:cool:

PLaying something kickass and original would be a start.

she's actually quite "popular" ...you're all talking about here

So were the spice girls. :|

apocalypse13
12-21-2005, 10:42 AM
Wow this is a funny thread.

Remebol
12-21-2005, 02:04 PM
hahahhahahaha she makes me luagh so hard, she is a ****ing joke to this world hahahhaha

PooKoo
12-21-2005, 02:45 PM
OMG

what if buckethead is really the great kat?

apocalypse13
12-21-2005, 03:57 PM
lmfao.

:haha

PooKoo
12-21-2005, 04:10 PM
No im serious, like, really. I think they are one and the same.

Think about it.

AngilasGuy
12-21-2005, 04:15 PM
Let me put it this way..
I'd rather cut off my penis than listen to her for more than an hour.

But seriously, when I first saw her I couldn't believe someone was that hideously, disgustingly stupid and egotistic, so I kept looking at her site, in disbelief, hoping to find one shred of sanity. I listened to her clips, thinking she might have ONE good riff or something, but honestly, its the definition of the shred stereotype I heard, boggles of notes, almost, no, with NO melody in it, its awful.
I literally got a headache because I couldn't stand the sheer randomness and sloppiness and jarbled sound of it, ugh...

I'd rather **** a tree stump than shake hands with that beast...

apocalypse13
12-21-2005, 05:11 PM
I considered sigging that last line. **** a tree stump. :haha:haha

insideac
12-21-2005, 05:24 PM
xD You guys are too funny. This christmas would be so special If I could email her this thread

apocalypse13
12-21-2005, 06:32 PM
Holy Crap I'm doing it if she has a fan mail section on her site.

insideac
12-21-2005, 06:47 PM
Haha we should really stir her up by having all of us email her this thread xD, so we can spam her and stuff haha woot! I wonder if we CAN email her. If I ever get this famous, I wont give out my email for this reason :-X lol

xNEO-SHREDDERx
12-21-2005, 07:00 PM
haha

xNEO-SHREDDERx
12-21-2005, 07:00 PM
she would hunt us down and castrate us just like in her song CASTRATOR. I wonder who answers her fan mail

public property
12-21-2005, 07:10 PM
She does probably

insideac
12-21-2005, 07:29 PM
Either her or one of her devoted fans, all two of them.

Remebol
12-21-2005, 08:09 PM
hahha i find this bitch the most interesting character. how can somebody be so cocky and so F*cking stupid to think there **** is the best music, IT F*CKING SUCKS, i think my sh*t is 10 times better then her violin screatching guitar headbanging-headaches. She thinks shes trying to make some kinda revolution, instead ppl are ****ing luaghing at her, shes a complete ****ing joke. If she was making some kind of revolutionary, then how come not ONCE ever i ever EVER hear of the great kat. Why? cuase ppl that interview her are just playing along to her ****ing game by asking questions that would boost her ego and 3rd person fag talk. No body can be that retarded to agree that the great kat can possible be any form of revolutionary classical what ever bull ****. She doesnt deserve anybody's respect, in fact i think somebody should right a 10 million person petiton asking her to stop playing guitar and music in general and shutthef*ckupforlife.

Beckerism
12-21-2005, 08:24 PM
hahha i find this bitch the most interesting character. how can somebody be so cocky and so F*cking stupid to think there **** is the best music, IT F*CKING SUCKS, i think my sh*t is 10 times better then her violin screatching guitar headbanging-headaches. She thinks shes trying to make some kinda revolution, instead ppl are ****ing luaghing at her, shes a complete ****ing joke. If she was making some kind of revolutionary, then how come not ONCE ever i ever EVER hear of the great kat. Why? cuase ppl that interview her are just playing along to her ****ing game by asking questions that would boost her ego and 3rd person fag talk. No body can be that retarded to agree that the great kat can possible be any form of revolutionary classical what ever bull ****. She doesnt deserve anybody's respect, in fact i think somebody should right a 10 million person petiton asking her to stop playing guitar and music in general and shutthef*ckupforlife.

I sense.... anger.
















:haha

Remebol
12-21-2005, 08:40 PM
^ oh , and let there be violence

insideac
12-21-2005, 09:22 PM
The force is strong with this one.

apocalypse13
12-21-2005, 09:35 PM
All that can be said about this thread is...






































lmao

AngilasGuy
12-21-2005, 10:31 PM
Proving the great kat is a nazi by geometry!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/AngilasGuy/kat.jpg

Beckerism
12-21-2005, 10:39 PM
Proving the great kat is a nazi by geometry!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/AngilasGuy/kat.jpg

Hahah I remeber doing that **** 2 years ago.

apocalypse13
12-21-2005, 10:42 PM
:haha

Remebol
12-21-2005, 11:12 PM
i remember doing that like 4 years ago hehe

Erc
12-21-2005, 11:42 PM
rofl that was good

animalfarm
12-22-2005, 01:59 PM
I think she's a lot better than satriani and gilbert and vai. She's got style, unlike the others...

apocalypse13
12-22-2005, 02:16 PM
I hope you're joking, lol.

Evil_Empire24-7
12-22-2005, 03:52 PM
^double that homie.

Cathedral
12-22-2005, 06:04 PM
She's got style

So that's what you crazy kids are calling unclear noise these days. ;)

animalfarm
12-22-2005, 07:34 PM
you guys are just jealous. When it comes to style, she beats anyone of you and all that steve vai eric johnson crap. She's honest and knows what she wants.

Archaon
12-22-2005, 09:12 PM
I'd do her. She's a bitch, but I'd do her.

Remebol
12-22-2005, 09:18 PM
jealous? no i think shes a living walking joke, and shes halarious how much she thinks her opinion matters

Cathedral
12-22-2005, 09:39 PM
you guys are just jealous. When it comes to style, she beats anyone of you and all that steve vai eric johnson crap.

You don't know us and you don't know how all of us play, so don't criticise us from what you've heard, that being nothing. Im sorry, but Vai and Johnson are a lot more original and therefore in my book, much more talented than Kat. Playing super fast covers (without much clarity or control by the way.) of classical pieces is not original. Her own music makes me feel like an old man, in that it just comes out as noise to me, pure noise. Im 20, im way too young to be saying "turn that noise down" so she must be doing something seriously wrong.

She's honest and knows what she wants.

I'll give you that, she is honest and ambitious.

apocalypse13
12-22-2005, 10:04 PM
animalfarm, please leave the shred forum, before you get raped and decapitated.

insideac
12-22-2005, 10:09 PM
Yeah. He hangs out with the Great Kat and worships her, so its only a matter of time before it happens eitherway

Remebol
12-22-2005, 10:10 PM
can we just get rid of this thread, i dont even wanna see the name great kat agian

AngilasGuy
12-23-2005, 01:03 AM
you guys are just jealous.

O NO YUO CAWT ME LOL!!LL!OL1!!1

Yes, I adore her look, I find bleeding, horsemouth, loud, abnoxious, dominatrix, nationalistic, uneducated, classical-bastardizing, egotistic women, I think they're sexy.

Her guitar work? I'll label her on #3 next to #4 (Kobain).

Go worship her and kiss her feet or whatever the **** she claims people do to her on stage, seriously.

I'd rather have a texan priest sodomize me with a carrot than have the great kat look at me.

apocalypse13
12-23-2005, 01:48 AM
I'd rather have a texan priest sodomize me with a carrot than have the great kat look at me.
Sigged. rofl rofl lol lol lol

Evil_Empire24-7
12-23-2005, 07:04 AM
i would recommend for u (animal****) or whatever ur name is 2 go hear some jazz or get the hell outta here.

bigwilliestyle
12-23-2005, 12:19 PM
obviously he is ****in joking, you guys are so stupid

apocalypse13
12-23-2005, 02:20 PM
^Maybe, but what a perfect opportunity for a flame-fest filled with golden posts that leave you writing things like, "rofl" and ""lmao."

;)

stealth_penguin
12-23-2005, 03:00 PM
I've never heard of her but I'll check her out.

DeathDealer
12-23-2005, 03:09 PM
I've never heard of her but I'll check her out.
you see...her plan works to perfection

animalfarm
12-23-2005, 03:17 PM
Ok nuff nonsense. I knew it'd end up like this :p: . But it ended up with some funny flame attempts towards me and my beloved kat, I guess its worth it after all :D

I thought people would notice it as soon as I'd compare The great and mighty kat with eric johnson in terms of style...

And now all of you stop bitchin Kat, 5h3 0wn5 4|| 0f y0u 5uck3r5!!!
:peace:

apocalypse13
12-23-2005, 04:07 PM
^It'd be really funny if you put her as one of your favorite artists in your profile.

animalfarm
12-23-2005, 04:45 PM
Check my new look :D

Collecting that signature information and that avatar was horrible, I had to go on the KAT website and everytime I opened a new page of that url a sample of her was played. Now I feel kinda ill...

apocalypse13
12-23-2005, 04:49 PM
:haha

animalfarm
12-24-2005, 08:52 AM
I fear people will never ever meet with respect on these forums...

Well kat maybe, but she don't count :p:

mr.dave
12-24-2005, 10:46 AM
I just downloaded some of her "music", and it was **** straight from a dogs ass. Beethoven is rolling over in his ****ing grave.

AngilasGuy
12-24-2005, 12:53 PM
If Beethoven took a crap, his excrement could make better music than the Great Kat

Cathedral
12-24-2005, 04:55 PM
:haha

PooKoo
12-24-2005, 05:05 PM
If i didnt despise sigging stuff, id totally sig that.

insideac
08-13-2006, 10:32 PM
Haha I just came back to this thread for Sh!ts and giggles...Man good times. Does anyone else have anything to say about the "great" kat? Haha a year later and its still going!

Erc
08-13-2006, 10:38 PM
I don't know her, but she seems like a bitch.

SnowballofDoom
08-13-2006, 10:59 PM
*sigh* Why bring this back... ?

Godly Moose
08-13-2006, 11:22 PM
This thread is lacking photoshopped images of satellites falling on The Great Kat.

apocalypse13
08-13-2006, 11:24 PM
O NO YUO CAWT ME LOL!!LL!OL1!!1

Yes, I adore her look, I find bleeding, horsemouth, loud, abnoxious, dominatrix, nationalistic, uneducated, classical-bastardizing, egotistic women, I think they're sexy.

Her guitar work? I'll label her on #3 next to #4 (Kobain).

Go worship her and kiss her feet or whatever the **** she claims people do to her on stage, seriously.

I'd rather have a texan priest sodomize me with a carrot than have the great kat look at me.lolz

This post still makes me laugh. Especially the first line.

TheUltimateSin
08-13-2006, 11:28 PM
There is only one way to end this thread in a proper manner, and that is through the aid of our local forum superhero....






































http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/7688/resisignal6yt.jpg

apocalypse13
08-13-2006, 11:37 PM
:haha :haha

TheUltimateSin
08-13-2006, 11:43 PM
Hey it's MY picture, I made it. Therefore I have rights to be able to use it more than you do, mister steal-my-picture-and-use-it-for-an-avatar.












:haha

apocalypse13
08-14-2006, 12:24 AM
:(

TheUltimateSin
08-14-2006, 01:01 AM
*roffles* I revamped a new signal :haha

apocalypse13
08-14-2006, 01:02 AM
?????

TheUltimateSin
08-14-2006, 01:11 AM
New Resi signal, beeatch!

apocalypse13
08-14-2006, 01:13 AM
Yeah.

I Know.

Where Is It?

TheUltimateSin
08-14-2006, 01:15 AM
I still waiting for the right moment to unvail it.

I actually have 2 seperate new ones to test out.







I have way too much spare time :haha

apocalypse13
08-14-2006, 01:36 AM
>_>
















































>_>

Night_Lights
08-14-2006, 01:36 AM
I'd do her. She's a bitch, but I'd do her.



*nods head in hesitant agreement.*

TheUltimateSin
08-14-2006, 01:44 AM
^The Great Kat has fangs located in her poontang, you know. So you best be wearing that chainmail condom you got for Easter

Always use protection!


..................................Seriously, or you'll lose Little Pedro...

SnowballofDoom
08-14-2006, 02:50 AM
The fangs are angled harpoon style though, so few may enter... but none leave.

Mad Marius
08-14-2006, 06:15 AM
http://bushmado.com/katdvd1.jpg

Everything's a-ok in Looneyville.

ILoveHarmonics
08-14-2006, 06:26 AM
That's the first time I smelled something through the internet. Did she eat eggs before that picture got taken?