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VChilli
02-01-2006, 06:04 PM
what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin

TechnicolorBoy
02-01-2006, 06:06 PM
Any line by AC/DC. I hate AC/DC.

dimebag7
02-01-2006, 06:07 PM
"Move over rover, and let jimi take over" i find that stuipid, like say it out loud.

Cal&Chris_Co.
02-01-2006, 06:08 PM
"let me cut your cake with my knife" - "Let Me Put My Love Into You" - AC/DC

Slash_HuDsOn
02-01-2006, 06:10 PM
"let me cut your cake with my knife" - "Let Me Put My Love Into You" - AC/DC

haha i love ac/dc but i gotta agree

Stula1031
02-01-2006, 06:12 PM
I think the whole song "Feed my Frankeinstein" By Alice Copper is one big bad lyric lol just read it.

Well, I ain?t evil, I?m just good lookin?
Start a little fire, and baby start cookin?
I?m a hungry man
But I don?t want pizza
I?ll blow down your house
And then I?m gonna eat ya

Bring you to a simmer
Right on time
Run my greasy fingers
Up your greasy spine

Chorus
Feed my frankenstein
Meet my libido
He?s a psycho
Feed my frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it?s feeding time

You udon?t want to talk
So baby shut up
And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
Velcro candy, sticky sweet
Make my tattoos melt in the heat
Well, I ain?t no veggie
Like my flesh on the bone
Alive and lickin? on your ice cream cone

:haha seriously WTF its so bad

stringmagician
02-01-2006, 06:21 PM
what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin

that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

Cal&Chris_Co. take the cake (excuse the pun :D ) for this one, because i don't think Alice Cooper is Classic rock

usedname
02-01-2006, 06:26 PM
^ i was about to make a comment about you being an ass but i see your in the firing squad, my bad

Stula1031
02-01-2006, 06:45 PM
that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

Cal&Chris_Co. take the cake (excuse the pun :D ) for this one, because i don't think Alice Cooper is Classic rock

Yes he is.

stringmagician
02-01-2006, 07:01 PM
^ i was about to make a comment about you being an ass but i see your in the firing squad, my bad

i noticed i might come off as an ass there :p: that wasn't my intention

the firing squad isn't about flaming people, its actually about rooting out jerks who post about having gear they don't,

ex. if someone said "hey look! i just got this 51 Les Paul for free! how much do you think it's worth?" we'd make them to prove they have it, and if their lying they get banned

and i always saw Alice as early shock metal or something around there. Just because the band is from 20 years ago or past doesn't mean it's classic rock ;)

Stula1031
02-01-2006, 07:08 PM
^Actualy it does. Classic Rock is a genre baised on time period. Thats why alot of the artists play completly different styles of music from the other.

ZoSoII_13
02-01-2006, 07:12 PM
Even though it has a funny story, when the Who are chanting Cello in A Quick One While Hes Away.

stringmagician
02-01-2006, 07:30 PM
^Actualy it does. Classic Rock is a genre baised on time period. Thats why alot of the artists play completly different styles of music from the other.

well i wouldn't say that, The Rolling Stones are classic rock, while Pink Floyd is progressive/psychadelia, while The Creedence Clearwater Revival were Blues/country rock

if i remember right they're all around the same time period too

stringmagician
02-01-2006, 07:35 PM
Even though it has a funny story, when the Who are chanting Cello in A Quick One While Hes Away.

yea, i thought the who premise of Pinball Wizard was a little out there, but oh what a great song :D what a classic riff

Johnsonville
02-01-2006, 07:42 PM
what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin

even so, it's Blues not CR

Master Shake
02-01-2006, 07:44 PM
I think the whole song "Feed my Frankeinstein" By Alice Copper is one big bad lyric lol just read it.
:haha seriously WTF its so bad

A lot of Alice Coopers are real shockers particulary on the ones he trys to be funny on??
Seven and Seven is...(bad :p: )
Yeah! Oom oom!
When I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man
I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can
Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone
And you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go
Oom! Ba ba!
Oom! Ba ba!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah yeah!

I mean what does that even mean?

Uncle Salty
02-01-2006, 08:04 PM
here's some more alice cooper: "we can't even think of a word that rhymes" in School's Out

Stula1031
02-01-2006, 08:43 PM
well i wouldn't say that, The Rolling Stones are classic rock, while Pink Floyd is progressive/psychadelia, while The Creedence Clearwater Revival were Blues/country rock

if i remember right they're all around the same time period too

Not true the Rollingstones are blues/rock/disco but they are all talked about here. Classic Rock is a time period not a genre.

dimebag7
02-01-2006, 08:56 PM
that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

Cal&Chris_Co. take the cake (excuse the pun :D ) for this one, because i don't think Alice Cooper is Classic rock


I know but today it sounds super gay. back then it woulda been the ****, im sure all the hendrix lovers were saying it.

Sherman901
02-01-2006, 09:13 PM
Classic rock is a time period. Hence the word classic. Alice Cooper was around in the '60's, therefor, he's classic rock. Christ...

VChilli
02-01-2006, 09:18 PM
well since i got flamed for "squeeze my lemon" ill nominate a new one.

A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust- Happiness is a Warm Gun- Beatles

Stula1031
02-01-2006, 09:28 PM
^ I love that song! Bastard.

frippogenics
02-01-2006, 09:31 PM
^^ Why is that a bad line?

Jarrett Moore
02-01-2006, 10:02 PM
I would say that classic rock has nothing to do with a time perioid. Classic rock is it's own separate genre not becasuse its classic but because its not really played anymore hence classic. and rock because its a type of rock. It had a general sound that is classified as classic rock. whereas now is a completely differernt form of rock.

And if you managed to follow that good job.

stringmagician
02-01-2006, 10:18 PM
well since i got flamed for "squeeze my lemon" ill nominate a new one.

A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust- Happiness is a Warm Gun- Beatles

what the hell is that first one from?

oh, and i got that Jarrett, the trickier bit was spelling your name right, i had to look down like three times :p: , anyway, that was the point i was trying to make, thank you :D

Prince_Marquis
02-02-2006, 01:22 AM
Holy hell... I just login and already I'am reading some stupid ****. Classic Rock is a time period, not a damn genre. You don't hear about a band that was formed last year, and everyone saying that their genre is classic rock. It can't be unless they cover songs from the time preriod between the 60's and 80's.

Anyway now that I got that out of the way. Alice Cooper's lyrics are just plain stupid. How he ever got through his career by writing crap like that is beyond me.

Master Shake
02-02-2006, 03:26 AM
^ not all of his lyrics are bad......just most of them.

coolfrood2005
02-02-2006, 05:01 AM
Classic rock is NOT a time period. It is a very loose genre, so anyone can play classic rock... if anyone who was around in the sixties was classic rock, does this mean that every band around then was classic rock no matter what they played? Hell no.

Master Shake
02-02-2006, 05:57 AM
^ I think your missing the key word 'ROCK', a jazz band from the 60s is not gonna be Classic Rock that would be Jazz. Classic Rock is a time period although some later bands may recreate a similar sound to Classic Rock but they still arn't Classic Rock.

Rhinosaur Bones
02-02-2006, 06:05 AM
Bands that played rock in the 60's and 70's are Classic Rock. Man, I can't believe people are STILL arguing about this. If bands like Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones etc are not Classic Rock, then practically nothing is.

TheUltimateSin
02-02-2006, 08:20 AM
...Not this stupid argument over what is/isn't CR AGAIN....



Anyway, I agree with you Stula on Feed My Frankenstein. The song had a pretty good beat going but the lyrics just sucked something aweful. And as much as I like Coop, that's hard for me to say. But I really don't know what he was thinking when those lyrics were written. Aweful......just aweful...

knerken
02-02-2006, 09:37 AM
Maybe there is a deeper meaning in this lyric, but it just sounds stupid to me:

The Beatles - I am the walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I?m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I?m crying, I?m crying.
I?m crying, I?m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog?s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don?t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don?t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I?m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob.
Goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob g?goo.

mydadisjewish
02-02-2006, 11:12 AM
rollin stones-let it bleed

"we all need someone we can cream on,
and if you want it, well you can cream on me"

stringmagician
02-02-2006, 11:34 AM
rollin stones-let it bleed

"we all need someone we can cream on,
and if you want it, well you can cream on me"

lmao, those silly Stones :rolleyes: :p:

there is a meaning to I Am The Walrus, its just very foggy and hard to decipher

about the CR argument, agree to dissagree, to call something classic rock is to call it a mix of a genre and a time period
ex. Pink Floyd is classic rock, but Pink Floyd is also progressive/psychadelia
plus their a little jazzy at times

mydadisjewish
02-02-2006, 11:47 AM
well i couldnt start a classic rock band today, if thats what you are saying

stringmagician
02-02-2006, 11:58 AM
well i couldnt start a classic rock band today, if thats what you are saying

the band wouldn't be classic rock, but the sound could be

frippogenics
02-02-2006, 04:00 PM
Maybe there is a deeper meaning in this lyric, but it just sounds stupid to me:

The Beatles - I am the walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I?m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I?m crying, I?m crying.
I?m crying, I?m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog?s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don?t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don?t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I?m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob.
Goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob g?goo.

Actually, Lennon wrote the song about nothing because people read too deep into his lyrics. I'm going to have to disagree that it has stupid lines, because it was all intentional.

VChilli
02-02-2006, 04:56 PM
I love Happiness is a Warm Gun but that line is weird. It makes no sense. That why i think its a stupid line

frippogenics
02-02-2006, 05:30 PM
^ Well sometimes, lines you don't understand turn out to make perfect sense to the ones that wrote it. I remember thinking that Bob Dylan's Desolation Row made no sense. Turns out, his writing was just hard for me to unlock, because it makes perfect sense. The point is, if you don't understand a line, try to read up on it.

Edit: Case in point:

A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

He is telling the world the truth about Cynthia with this song-- soap impression: giving a realistic portrait of her psyche meant to cleanse the misapprehensions held by others that she herself invented-- her being an artist, a painter, etc --; he is, in a way, telling the world: "the National Trust"; everyone in England-- his considered audience, for he thought the majority of Americans to be vile, stupid people -- would hear him some way or other, hence "National Trust", a play on words meaning that his fans (foolishly, in his opinion) trusted what he had to say. This has nothing to do with the Joycesque expression related to the less than finer points of human digestion!

pink_floyd_975
02-02-2006, 09:12 PM
listen to rock you like a hurricane by the scorpions closely, thats pretty cheesy. there is a lot of classic cheesy rock. feed my frankenstein could very well take the cake. i guess john cougar can be classic rock, if so, he was "suckin on a chili dog, outside the tasty freeze" "riding the gravy train" on pink floyd's have a cigar is a little different. the song frankenstein by edgar winters group has really poor lyrics. ;)

Sherman901
02-02-2006, 09:31 PM
Do you know what a gravy train is?

Mui
02-02-2006, 10:10 PM
...Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine....

pink_floyd_975
02-02-2006, 10:21 PM
Do you know what a gravy train is?

I'd imagine it's like a gravy boat but made for the land.
it's something use for exploiting profits or something isn't it?

stringmagician
02-02-2006, 11:23 PM
I'd imagine it's like a gravy boat but made for the land.
it's something use for exploiting profits or something isn't it?

ha, yea something like that :p:

sirpsycho85
02-02-2006, 11:58 PM
Maybe there is a deeper meaning in this lyric, but it just sounds stupid to me:

The Beatles - I am the walrus

no meaning (and john basically said it was written to have no meaning) does not mean its a bad line. there's more to lyrics than meaning, there is also a little thing called craft, and it's one fascinating set of words, even if it means nothing.

ridcullylives
02-03-2006, 01:02 AM
^ Well sometimes, lines you don't understand turn out to make perfect sense to the ones that wrote it. I remember thinking that Bob Dylan's Desolation Row made no sense. Turns out, his writing was just hard for me to unlock, because it makes perfect sense. The point is, if you don't understand a line, try to read up on it.

Edit: Case in point:

A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

He is telling the world the truth about Cynthia with this song-- soap impression: giving a realistic portrait of her psyche meant to cleanse the misapprehensions held by others that she herself invented-- her being an artist, a painter, etc --; he is, in a way, telling the world: "the National Trust"; everyone in England-- his considered audience, for he thought the majority of Americans to be vile, stupid people -- would hear him some way or other, hence "National Trust", a play on words meaning that his fans (foolishly, in his opinion) trusted what he had to say. This has nothing to do with the Joycesque expression related to the less than finer points of human digestion!



...aaaaaaaand that is why John wrote IATW. Because he wanted to make a song that made so little sense that nobody could even attempt to do that kind of waaayyyy overdone analysis.

His lyrics don't have to mean anything concrete. He was very heavily into drugs at this point in his life, and his lyrics at this time were way more about imagery than specific meaning. Whatever the hell a "soap impression of his wife" is, that, combined with the other lyrics in the song and the music, make a very definite feeling and set of images for the song, even if they're nonsensical.

Lennon was very, very, verrrrryyyyy good at being direct and straightforward if he wanted to. He was for most of his solo career. But when he was with the Beatles, he was all about imagery and feelings. Nothing in Strawberry Fields actually states straight out a feeling of dissatisfaction with yourself and wishing for the way things used to be...but yet the music and the imagery combines to make you feel that much more than if John had said:

I'm depressed
I wish things were the way they were
I hate myself
And my life's a blur

TwistedLogic
02-03-2006, 01:06 AM
The gravy train is a term used to discribe someone who gets rich off others and or freeloads rather that than actually doing things for themselves. Something along those lines.

IMO, John Mellencamp is CR since he had been recording since about 1978.

Weird lyrics:Zappa, watch out were the huskies go, dont you eat that yellow snow. I might have gotten it wrong. When I first heard that I shat my self laughing. Thanks Frank :)

groll01
02-03-2006, 01:37 AM
i have the worst on ever i think! and its my my second fav band the who :(

"come on all of you big boys, come on all of you elfs, dont prentend that you no me coz i dont even no myself"

phobos
02-03-2006, 02:43 AM
haha i love ac/dc but i gotta agree
i'm inclined not to agree...at least if you consider only the Bon Scott era. some of the lines seem (and are) mindless, but double entendres abound in AC/DC, and some of the lines are creatively snide.

anyways...

for me the worse line is...

"THAT ONE GEETAARR!!! JUST BLEW HIM AWAY!!! PUT STARS IN HIS EYES!!!! JUST ONE GEETARR....JUST ONE GEETARR...JUST ONE MUTHAFUCKING GUITAR!!!"

ugh..."Jukebox Hero" makes AC/DC's songs about rock and roll look like they're songs about Nietzsche...

metal_head_#1
02-03-2006, 12:40 PM
Any line by AC/DC. I hate AC/DC.

/\ this guy needs recieve a severe arsewhooping from the likes of kerry king

Hanzi_G
02-03-2006, 01:29 PM
Most Steely Dan lyrics are pretty shitty. But the songs rule.

n2jesus
02-03-2006, 01:34 PM
just stop and think for two seconds.......

"CLASSIC ROCK"

that is a time period and a genre. it's rock that is classic.

now both of these quallifications can be loosely interpreted.

you can have blues rock(stones, zep, cream), hippy stuff(greatful dead, CSN, jefferson aeroplane), 80's hair metal(poison, whitesnake) blah blah blah.


but to the original question at hand....there's so many I can't remember them all. And thank you for the robert johnson/squeeze my lemon thing. that song by meatloaf where the chick is like "what's it gonna be boy yes or no??" Drives me insane!!

also zappa's "lonely dental floss" pretty much anything from him! lol

lukef
02-03-2006, 02:28 PM
Big Ball's by ACDC

BrainDamage
02-03-2006, 04:04 PM
The gravy train is a term used to discribe someone who gets rich off others and or freeloads rather that than actually doing things for themselves. Something along those lines.

Weird lyrics:Zappa, watch out were the huskies go, dont you eat that yellow snow. I might have gotten it wrong. When I first heard that I shat my self laughing. Thanks Frank :) Yeah, you're right about the gravy train. And as for Frank Zappa...:haha :haha his lyrics are absolutely hilarious.

metal_head_#1
02-03-2006, 07:57 PM
the lyrics to acdc's thunderstruck makes no friggin sense, i like acdc but alot of lyrics are pointless.

Stula1031
02-03-2006, 08:35 PM
^ Well sometimes, lines you don't understand turn out to make perfect sense to the ones that wrote it. I remember thinking that Bob Dylan's Desolation Row made no sense. Turns out, his writing was just hard for me to unlock, because it makes perfect sense. The point is, if you don't understand a line, try to read up on it.

Edit: Case in point:

A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

He is telling the world the truth about Cynthia with this song-- soap impression: giving a realistic portrait of her psyche meant to cleanse the misapprehensions held by others that she herself invented-- her being an artist, a painter, etc --; he is, in a way, telling the world: "the National Trust"; everyone in England-- his considered audience, for he thought the majority of Americans to be vile, stupid people -- would hear him some way or other, hence "National Trust", a play on words meaning that his fans (foolishly, in his opinion) trusted what he had to say. This has nothing to do with the Joycesque expression related to the less than finer points of human digestion!


^wow, someone over anylized that line. Jesus I'm almost positive he didn't think of all that BS when he wrote it. It was that kind of BS that made him write I am the Walrus.

FaceTheBass
02-03-2006, 11:19 PM
John Lennon specificly wrote I am the Walrus to confuse people who were reading too deeply into the Beatle's lyrics. They know people how seriously some people were taking their music, and they always tried to mess with them. Like that weird dog whistle and jibberish thing at the end of A Day in the Life.

zeppelinpage4
02-19-2007, 04:29 PM
"If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding.
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!!!!!"

something like that at the end of Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2 I believe - Pink Floyd of course. :p:
It's not stupid I just find it silly. ;)

BrainDamage EDIT: the line goes
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

;)


Zeppelinpage4 EDIT: I was close :p:

Page&HammettFan
02-19-2007, 05:40 PM
I like the lyrics to Astronomy Domine I think it was... They're absolutely ridiculous. Someone posted them and I was just like "wtf?" :haha

VERY early Pink Floyd. Piper at the Gates of Dawn.

ClassicRock4Eva
02-19-2007, 05:47 PM
"Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango" from Bo Rhap. An utterly insane line that came from absolutely nowhere but genius anyway

chocolateman900
02-19-2007, 06:02 PM
...Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine....


I was gonna say that, unless there's another song with that said in it over and over and over again...

I ****ing hate that song

Mongoose87
02-20-2007, 02:06 AM
I was gonna say that, unless there's another song with that said in it over and over and over again...

I ****ing hate that song

That's actually just a sounds sample of an engineer testing the equipment.


I nominate Jim Morrison for his line from the Doors' "The Soft Parade"

"When all else fails, we can whip the horses eyes"

Bloody Headache
02-20-2007, 06:45 AM
Well this isn't so much a stupid line but it made me check the lyrics sheet:

"Rainbow shaker on a stallion twister bareback riding on the eye of the sky."
- Stormbringer, Deep Purple.

I thought that was insane but absolute genius at the same time.


And I am aware that my opinion has just lead me to look like a twat, yes. But I still have that line.

Ferdinandstrat
02-20-2007, 08:30 AM
"Disappear like the lesbians and queers,"

The Who, Helpless Dancers.

Remarks of homophobia?

hamett91
02-20-2007, 09:56 AM
Maybe there is a deeper meaning in this lyric, but it just sounds stupid to me:

The Beatles - I am the walrus

The lyrics for that song were meant to be stupid. A college professor was having his students analyze Beatles songs, so Lennon wrote the most random song and said, "Let them figure that one out.". :p:

Lost_Rose
02-20-2007, 09:59 AM
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye

The Beatles ~ I Am The Walrus

DieN
02-20-2007, 11:23 AM
Not stupid but strange:

"The Return of the Thin White Duke throwing darts in lovers eyes"
(David Bowie Station to Station)
I love that line.^^

figsandbobo
02-20-2007, 04:11 PM
number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine number nine


EDIT: damn you mui. you beat me to it

Mongoose87
02-20-2007, 04:47 PM
"Disappear like the lesbians and queers,"

The Who, Helpless Dancers.

Remarks of homophobia?

It's not homophobic. The full line is "If you complain, you dissappear, just like the lesbians and queers."

SpiderFromMars
02-21-2007, 12:06 AM
The first line of Moonage Daydream by Bowie's pretty freakin' random:

"I'm an alligator, I'm a mama papa comin' for you."

Still a brilliant song though. :P

EDIT: Actually, thinking about it, the whole first verse is nuts. XD

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama papa comin' for you
I'm a space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut, you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.

ledhed68
02-21-2007, 08:41 AM
/\ this guy needs recieve a severe arsewhooping from the likes of kerry king

Why? I agree with him AC/DC is horribly overrated.

Lost_Rose
02-21-2007, 03:06 PM
The lyrics for that song were meant to be stupid. A college professor was having his students analyze Beatles songs, so Lennon wrote the most random song and said, "Let them figure that one out.". :p:

:haha I bet that they were there for sometime

leftybassdude
02-22-2007, 02:34 AM
sorry if this has been said, like a rainbow in the dark, come on that has to win it

rockonth
02-26-2007, 12:27 PM
I like stupid lines :D

gtrplyr54
03-28-2007, 12:03 AM
this is a stupid Pink Floyd song it is titled

"A Series of Small Furry Animals Gathered Around a Fire Grooving With a Pict"

what the hell is that

Rhinosaur Bones
03-28-2007, 04:04 AM
It's actually "Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"

Cptbeefheart
03-28-2007, 08:55 AM
That would be genius....

gtrplyr54
03-28-2007, 12:30 PM
i bet you guys $100 dollars they were high on acid when they thought of that, crazy, and what the hell is a pict?

al_
03-28-2007, 03:47 PM
^^Ahaha just stfu. They werent even touching acid by then.. which isn't the point... because acid has nothing to do with that? (Don't stereotype acid like that, it is senseless). I don't know whether you've heard the song but the title fits perfectly.


I like the lyrics to Astronomy Domine I think it was... They're absolutely ridiculous. Someone posted them and I was just like "wtf?" :haha

VERY early Pink Floyd. Piper at the Gates of Dawn.

Ridiculous?? How? Those are some of my favourite lyrics. Definitely the most psychedelic imagery ive ever heard.

Jack Off Jill
03-28-2007, 05:17 PM
God, I wish the Mars Volta would apply, because seriously: Transient jet-lagged, ecto-mimed bison, this is the haunt of roulette dares.. would take the cake. But since it doesn't:

I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
There's a tear up the front. It's red and black.
I've had it for months.
If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I know a room of musical tunes.
Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork.
Let's go into the other room and make them work.

Bike by Syd Barrett of Pink Floyd. It's actually my favorite Pink Floyd song, but still.. Another contender would be Octopus by Syd Barrett from the Madcap Laughs:

Trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro'
you have no word
trip, trip to a dream dragon
hide your wings in a ghost tower
sails cackling at every plate we break
cracked by scattered needles
the little minute gong
coughs and clears his throat
madam you see before you stand
hey ho, never be still
the old original favorite grand
grasshoppers green Herbarian band
and the tune they play is "In Us Confide"
so trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro'
you have no word
Please leave us here
close our eyes to the octopus ride!
Isn't it good to be lost in the wood
isn't it bad so quiet there, in the wood
meant even less to me than I thought
with a honey plough of yellow prickly seeds
clover honey pots and mystic shining feed...
well, the madcap laughed at the man on the border
hey ho, huff the Talbot
"Cheat" he cried shouting kangaroo
it's true in their tree they cried
Please leave us here
close our eyes to the octopus ride!

Please leave us here
close our eyes to the octopus ride!

The madcap laughed at the man on the border
hey ho, huff the Talbot
the winds they blew and the leaves did wag
they'll never put me in their bag
the seas will reach and always seep
so high you go, so low you creep
the wind it blows in tropical heat
the drones they throng on mossy seats
the squeaking door will always squeak
two up, two down we'll never-[lee] limit
so merrily trip forgo my side
Please leave us here
close our eyes to the octopus ride!

jazza1234
03-28-2007, 06:10 PM
"and shes buyin the stairway to heaven" ****in stupid