The pimp vs the ho, RAP BATTLE


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furtherfan21
03-27-2006, 12:15 AM
Alright bitch.
I drew the short stick
One on one you can suck my dick.
You're always on your back but you calling me sick?
I'm like R.Kelly when I come I piss.
All over your face.
Just to give you a taste.
You only 16 but you like it that way.
Hold up. I ain't tellin the truth
Cause if I did it'd make ya pull your hair from the roots.
Nah, Like in History X I'll make ya eat the curb.
Rumour on the streets is that you like the verve
Pipe. You only a freshman at the age of sixteen
You an up and coming slut-teenaged-drag-queen.
Look at my face you see my teeth they gleam.
Then remember bitch, you can't Fcuk wit me!

epy
03-27-2006, 12:20 AM
what just happened...

Dashboard89
03-27-2006, 12:23 AM
um, its a rap battle, between me and him..keep the spam down please.


edit... tomorrow..after class. You're gonna get it. :p:

Necronomicon
03-27-2006, 12:26 AM
what just happened...
LOL :D

TimiHendrix33
03-27-2006, 06:30 PM
Hmmm......that is....something.

Dashboard89
03-27-2006, 09:55 PM
I've spent all day thinking about this,
and, you know what I realized?
what a waste of time this is.
I mean, listen to you, all you know is sex and violence,
and you're a 20 something year old virgin that wouldn't hit a bitch.
in fact, your pedaphile talk kinda makes me sick,
so tell me this, how many books on sex did you have to get?
well, all I can say, is keep reading pal,
but no matter what, you'll never get any anyhow.
not even from a bitch thats as fat as a house.
not even from your mom, and she's a fucking cow.
So give it up, little man,
talk about some pokeman cards and chess club when you wanna respond back,
because that way I know what you're talking isn't crap.

furtherfan21
03-27-2006, 11:23 PM
pikachu, onix, mew,
I know my pokemon
but so do you.
It was a fad, and everybody knows it
I'm not glad but i ain't afraid to show it.
I know you been waiting all day for my reply
That is something you know you can't deny.
I may be half white but I'm still pretty fly.
I know you want me girl, so don't be shy.

You've been thinking all day of new myspace codes.
Even while your on the john dropping off a load.

Maybe you should learn how to spell pedophile
Before you use it in a rap where my name you defile
This may sound harsh but you'll never walk down the aisle
Because they won't let your kind marry for awhile.

I've learned so much from all the books i read.
I know for a fact that in the bible it says
That a foolish man invites a beating.
I'm quite surprised you haven't started bleeding.
From all the blows you take.
Cause of all the drugs you take.
And the shitty music you make
I know you girl, you fake.

TasianSensation
03-28-2006, 03:25 AM
pikachu, onix, mew,
I know my pokemon
but so do you.
It was a fad, and everybody knows it
I'm not glad but i ain't afraid to show it.
I know you been waiting all day for my reply
That is something you know you can't deny.
I may be half white but I'm still pretty fly.
I know you want me girl, so don't be shy.

You've been thinking all day of new myspace codes.
Even while your on the john dropping off a load.

Maybe you should learn how to spell pedophile
Before you use it in a rap where my name you defile
This may sound harsh but you'll never walk down the aisle
Because they won't let your kind marry for awhile.

I've learned so much from all the books i read.
I know for a fact that in the bible it says
That a foolish man invites a beating.
I'm quite surprised you haven't started bleeding.
From all the blows you take.
Cause of all the drugs you take.
And the shitty music you make
I know you girl, you fake.


i think Dashboard89 wins..... your rap is just stupid and doesn't flow too well.

Dashboard89 FTW!

TimiHendrix33
03-28-2006, 06:12 PM
Dashboard89=winner

furtherfan21
03-28-2006, 07:14 PM
I'm sorry to bum you guys out but the battle isn't over yet.

#1 synth
03-28-2006, 07:26 PM
^^ true dat, its still ON!

and, if anyone cares i think further's first one is the best so far so it all depends on how dashboard responds.

Dashboard89
03-29-2006, 05:52 PM
I'm sorry to bum you guys out but the battle isn't over yet.


ooh stfu. :p:


Seriously. I've got Geography, english, science, and then I'm getting to this. I swear. :rolleyes:

xArCaDiAx
03-29-2006, 06:16 PM
Haha man, the best rap battle hands down was Me vs. Ally. Easily. End of story.

IamJonsCranium
03-29-2006, 06:17 PM
further fan had a much better first rap.

furtherfan21
03-29-2006, 07:10 PM
whoa arcadia you must not have read mine and wills.

flame843
03-29-2006, 07:49 PM
pikachu, onix, mew,
I know my pokemon
but so do you.
It was a fad, and everybody knows it
I'm not glad but i ain't afraid to show it.
I know you been waiting all day for my reply
That is something you know you can't deny.
I may be half white but I'm still pretty fly.
I know you want me girl, so don't be shy.

You've been thinking all day of new myspace codes.
Even while your on the john dropping off a load.

Maybe you should learn how to spell pedophile
Before you use it in a rap where my name you defile
This may sound harsh but you'll never walk down the aisle
Because they won't let your kind marry for awhile.

I've learned so much from all the books i read.
I know for a fact that in the bible it says
That a foolish man invites a beating.
I'm quite surprised you haven't started bleeding.
From all the blows you take.
Cause of all the drugs you take.
And the shitty music you make
I know you girl, you fake.

Heavy use of iambic pentameter, I see. However it's kidna inconsistent in places, like the emphasis is on the wrong syllable in too many parts, or one to few or too many syllables, etc.

It was all right...

xArCaDiAx
03-29-2006, 08:19 PM
whoa arcadia you must not have read mine and wills.


No I did. But Will didnt really rap, it was too...well misunderstood to others. Me and Ally's had straight rap and insults galore. It was awesome.

Dashboard89
03-29-2006, 11:23 PM
whoa, so you do know your pokemon.
I'm actually quite surprised
considering 95% of your first rap was nothing but lies.
but it's what I do best, bring the truth out.
hmm, furtherfan, you're not the only one that knows about you.
As for your second little set,
I can't say I've ever read rhymes that weak.
Not even in the sesame street mags I read on the toliet when I was three.

Ya know, I'm so confident with this,
I'm not afraid to offer a few tips.
like, try and pretend that you're not a little kid.
maybe then your raps will stop soundin like they came from an elementary poetry bin.

Dashboard89
03-29-2006, 11:23 PM
:p: yeah, nelson, we definately had the greatest UG rap battle to date.

furtherfan21
03-30-2006, 02:33 AM
I'm the little kid?
When it's you that is dirty as sin.
I got bills to pay and a baby to feed.
So don't start telling me I'm only three.
MY cards are maxed out
Taxes to pay on the house.
and million other things that you can't comprehend.
So maybe when you grow up I will talk to you then?
Think about this, give me another thought.
When you try to dis, the one who taught
You how to play this game.
To have no shame
To rap like you know everything.
That if the beats not good, make your own flow.
Those are the things i taught you. You don't know?
I see where you get your whorish looks.
Where you mother meets your father, Captain hook.
I guess you can call that purely luck.
It's kind of sick when it's your mother who taught you how to Fcuk.

I mean really you be walking in with internet sleaze
Make sure you spray the bed down to kill all them fleas.
I know it's fake when start shouting out PLEASE.
or when you hand out a freebie down on your knees.

SilenceEvolves
03-30-2006, 12:21 PM
:p: yeah, nelson, we definately had the greatest UG rap battle to date.

Wrong.

Drummundo and x had the best rap battle(s) to date. By far.

xArCaDiAx
03-30-2006, 05:04 PM
Wrong.

Drummundo and x had the best rap battle(s) to date. By far.

Yea, that was amazing.

Haha, but fine, we are second ;)

Dashboard89
03-30-2006, 05:34 PM
I forgot about mike's rap battles. I totally remember that.

HelpImARock
04-02-2006, 06:24 PM
You guys are rapping about pokemon... this is some weak ****.

roast
04-04-2006, 02:38 PM
Yawn, the worst rap battle ever. You cant do rap battles on the net, go to a dark hall, have a real rap battle with an DJ, record it, and then post it up.

monstertaco
04-06-2006, 12:23 PM
^ wait no I'm not even going to start.

No but really, good job fellas. I'm going to have to give my vote to furtherfan on this one, but they were both nice.

that was just CRAZZY!

CRAZZY, CRAZZY, CRAZZY,

jduroe
05-01-2006, 02:28 PM
furtherfan21, just so you know, your flow is a no go and your lyrics are whack,
reading your lines is the mental equivalent of getting kicked in the ball sack.

genresrforposer
05-06-2006, 06:00 PM
I'm the little kid?
When it's you that is dirty as sin.
I got bills to pay and a baby to feed.
So don't start telling me I'm only three.
MY cards are maxed out
Taxes to pay on the house.
and million other things that you can't comprehend.
So maybe when you grow up I will talk to you then?
Think about this, give me another thought.
When you try to dis, the one who taught
You how to play this game.
To have no shame
To rap like you know everything.
That if the beats not good, make your own flow.
Those are the things i taught you. You don't know?
I see where you get your whorish looks.
Where you mother meets your father, Captain hook.
I guess you can call that purely luck.
It's kind of sick when it's your mother who taught you how to Fcuk.

I mean really you be walking in with internet sleaze
Make sure you spray the bed down to kill all them fleas.
I know it's fake when start shouting out PLEASE.
or when you hand out a freebie down on your knees.


hey look a uger over the age of 20 who still hasn't learned to grow up.

this is a rare sight(sarcasm) :p:

furtherfan21
05-07-2006, 01:29 AM
oh excellent. you know how old I am... where do you go on assuming that i'm over 20? Surely you wouldn't be as ignorant to think that the number after my name is my age? other wise i'd be a 21 year old versus a 89 year old... hmm... you're really smart and i'm impressed.