Until_It_Sleeps vs. Kunvulshuns... RAP ATTACK YO'


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04-23-2006, 01:41 PM
lol, I'll get it started since you're mysteriously gone.

Let me be startin' this rant with the fact that I'm pissed,
You've been hiding in the shadows like you don't exist,
'Cause I'm like the metallic street lamp, caught in the rain,
my chrome hat is damp while it covers up my brain,
but my face is bright and it blinds the cars,
people in the crashes comin' down with SARS,
It's like I'm Israel, and you're a Palestinian,
I rob you like a gas station when you put that brown gold in,
And then you come to me like an Arabian sissy,
With that bomb pack on and a detonator at the ready,
But I'm so hot that it melts the wires off,
And you're left standing still, like a rolly rolly hill.

Yeah that's right, I called you a peice of Earth,
it's quite simple really, being that you're dirt.
I bet your wrist's best friend is the edge of a knife,
As you mope in your room about how you hate your life,
And while I must admit this accusation isn't based on fact,
Let me say man, atleast have some sense of tact,
Like me for instance, scarring up my wrist,
With the Filet-O-Fish tray at McDonald's in the back.

You're like the apple pies that they sell in those red packages,
Frozen, cheap and pale and only useful as snackages,
Because I eat apple-stuffed shit like you for fun,
And once you start the snackin' you can never just have one.
I've made your kind all but extinct, or, made you out to be society's sphinctor.
'Cause we put the knowledge in, and you put the shit out,
And you're uselessness in this RAP ATTACK proves that beyond a doubt.

So come back to flame me and rape me,
I won't put up a fight,
It's only fair it happen to me,
Since it happens to you every night.


04-23-2006, 01:46 PM


04-23-2006, 01:55 PM
wow that was really long.

#1 synth
04-23-2006, 02:01 PM
:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

am i the only one who finds that funny? (i bet i am )

04-23-2006, 02:14 PM
You're like the apple pies that they sell in those red packages,
Frozen, cheap and pale and only useful as snackages,

:haha:haha lmao

strong words, yo!
them fightin words :peace:

04-23-2006, 02:21 PM

04-23-2006, 03:31 PM
I had to do something stupid as a suitable act for my half assed return to S+L, snackages was that opportunity.

04-26-2006, 07:02 AM
What do I do if it takes him like 6 years? Is there a time limit deal like there used to be?

04-26-2006, 07:48 AM
maybe he forgot. there's usually a time limit, i think.

04-26-2006, 10:25 AM
send him a PM.

yeah 3 days, or well, 72 hours, used to be the limit.

04-28-2006, 05:43 PM

The Hurt Within
04-28-2006, 08:06 PM
well i kinda got bored and wrote a reply, so if the Troyinator is terminating elsewhere, I'll fill his high-heels, its OTT thou Jez, you wouldn't expect less, no?

04-29-2006, 02:10 AM
OMG STEVE. Do it lol, do it.

05-01-2006, 10:55 PM
Does everyone who challenges me up and die?

05-01-2006, 10:59 PM
They're just too afraid of you Jezzie Poo.;)

05-01-2006, 11:07 PM
Oooh, rap battle... I'll answer back tomorrow, PROMISE. I've been incapacitated as of late ;)

snackages... lol


unless you were going with that 3 day thing...

05-02-2006, 07:36 AM
Nahh, go ahead. I just thought you'd lost interest.

05-02-2006, 02:39 PM
No, I'm not shedding a tear
your dry flow makes my eyes water
I've heard better punch lines
come from my one month old daughter
except hers actually punch
and yours just kick and flail
begging to get out to sea
like a retarded beached whale
oh, and speaking of babies
wear a diaper over your mouth
to catch all that sloppy **** thats falling out
your rhyming is elementary
or maybe you're just immature
because last time I checked
snackages wasn't even a proper word

I'm the man on the soapbox
who just cannot be hushed
and your a spiraling turd
that I haphazardly flushed

your words are sugared slush
that my heated strikes turn to mush
I'm the one that you can't touch guy
no matter how much or hard you try

my flow is jet powered
and you're just the twin towers

ah.... I'm running out.... mine sucked. We have three rounds though, right?;)


05-03-2006, 04:08 PM
"and your a spiraling turd
that I haphazardly flushed"

Oh, so you want to be the professional scholar and diss my diction?
Well maybe I'm proud of sucking shit like black holes,
'cause your defense made less coherent sense than Pulp Fiction.

And look where you live, in the middle of the sea? Come on, who the hell lives in Hawaii?
What, you think you're leet? Because you can walk 24/7 with sandles on your feet?
Well we have evergreens and moss, and half of our country is covered in permafrost.
But don't worry, not all hope is lost, every bit of awesomeness comes at a cost.
I bet your island shit its pants in World War 2, did you think the Nippers were coming for you?
When they sunk your battleships because your country didn't give a shit?
And don't call me out for calling a Hawaii a country, I was referring to America,
so don't think you found some diss material and cause yourself hysteria.

I'm so funny that you're dying to type "LOLZORZ", of this I am certain.
Countries love it when you make cracks at their ships a burnin', burnin', burnin'.
Hell man, you're on par with Italy and France, but even they made their enemies dance.
Your island just sagged like it got kicked in the pants, squirmed like tiny ants.
Even Canada kicked some moderate ass in the war, want more?
It's called D-day baby, June 6th, 1944. Juno beach, second most heavily defended shore,
and we kicked the Jerry's ass, and got too far ahead,
then had to retreat because our American reinforcements were all dead.

And America claims they won both World Wars, while their foreign policy made them all whores.
"Oh no, we might die in a foreign battle, let's send supplies with our thumbs in our assholes!
Who cares about the British and French pricks? They're the only reason our country exists."
And oh, the American Civil War, the Patriotic War wasn't enough, so why not one more?
You couldn't even keep the illiterate confederacy happy, I think Lincoln was a pansy-assed daisy.
And the Union generals were evidently pussies, refusing to use their massive armies.
You Americans claim to be so hot at fighting, with your John Travolta, and your grease lightning.
Hell, America is even a haven for scientology, the stupidest religion known to humanity.
As if they had Hydrogen bombs before the universe even existed, man, that author was twisted.

So how does this all relate back to you? I guess it doesn't, but it's all true.
America the great couldn't even liberate the Hague,
those were the Canadians, not the American fags.

That is by far the least relevant rant I have posted.

#1 synth
05-03-2006, 05:03 PM
LOLZORZ (quite literaly)!!! that was bloody excellent. I learned so much about the world and what I should hate. I wish i could rant like that. :p:

05-05-2006, 12:43 AM
I'll hit you back up tomorrow.

05-06-2006, 12:25 AM
On second thought, I don't think I can add up to your ranting power...

05-06-2006, 11:17 PM
My rantage is leet. Awww lol, is that a forfeit or something?

05-07-2006, 06:25 AM
jeremy you wussed him out :p:

05-07-2006, 04:20 PM

05-16-2006, 02:39 PM
Kunny = wussed out? >=[

/me whines at Alice.