some girls who attepmt to be shredders !!!


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Evil_Empire24-7
05-25-2006, 08:39 AM
http://www.shredmistress.com - The Shredmistress
http://www.carinaalfie.cjb.net - Carina Alfie (she jammed with steve vai and paul gilbert on stage)
http://www.lorilinstruth.com - Lori Linstruth

:)

neocon58
05-25-2006, 08:49 AM
www.orianthi.com

fa'q
05-25-2006, 09:53 AM
Lori Linstruth is already a shredder..

Stratwizard
05-25-2006, 12:39 PM
"Shred Mistress"... What the ****? Is that some kind of joke? :haha

splice
05-26-2006, 12:07 AM
yeah thats not exactly a rad name

Erc
05-26-2006, 12:27 AM
Shredmistress is one of the lamest names I have ever heard in my life.

splice
05-26-2006, 12:33 AM
Shredmistress is one of the lamest names I have ever heard in my life.


na dude.........joe stumps album names are lamer

ILoveHarmonics
05-26-2006, 07:54 AM
Shred mistress sounds more like a forum name. Think MoS :p:

Matt_Malmsteen
05-26-2006, 09:08 AM
None of them were particulary interesting at all.

rockergurl09
05-26-2006, 01:59 PM
they weren't the best I've heard, but nice to know I'm not the only girl wanting to shred.

DeathDealer
05-26-2006, 05:57 PM
Carina played here some years ago,she's aight

Erc
05-26-2006, 10:09 PM
na dude.........joe stumps album names are lamer


Yea I retract my statement and raise a voice of agreement corresponding to the quote that was restated.

On a completely irrelevant topic...I hope your sig is just a joke Deathdealer 0_o

metalman1591
05-27-2006, 03:39 AM
F*** all of u :devil:
:bash:

splice
05-27-2006, 04:04 AM
deathdealer...u obviously know nothing about jazz

fa'q
05-27-2006, 04:37 AM
F*** all of u :devil:
:bash:


oohh n00bs, what a maroon....

Evil_Empire24-7
05-27-2006, 02:13 PM
F*** all of u :devil:
:bash::haha go **** urself

DeathDealer
05-28-2006, 01:08 AM
my sig is no joke

Evil_Empire24-7
05-28-2006, 02:21 AM
oh really ?

Erc
05-28-2006, 09:22 AM
my sig is no joke

Then you are an idiot.

Everynote is just as intended as the last one. There is no such thing as a wrong (or bum as you called it) note. Only dissonant notes, and they are used to achieve a certain effect or added feel of resolution (or the lack there of) in the music.

INDUSTRIALMETAL
05-28-2006, 11:19 AM
http://www.greatkat.com/

Here is another, who plays violin and is classically trained aswell.

Matt_Malmsteen
05-28-2006, 11:21 AM
The Great Kat aint no woman, that's fo' sho'

fa'q
05-28-2006, 11:57 AM
haha great kats website looks like a pornsite, shes kinda alright

Ohpeasson
05-28-2006, 12:41 PM
If the Great Kat doesn't have a penis, I will eat my own face.

Evil_Empire24-7
05-28-2006, 12:43 PM
she's a shemale

PooKoo
05-28-2006, 12:46 PM
I hate her and her music.

paddyo
05-28-2006, 01:18 PM
^She is develishly good looking though :cool:......*cough*......*kicks some dirt on ground*....



















:haha

Ohpeasson
05-28-2006, 01:21 PM
I must say though, I do love the interviews that she's done, what with the random shouting and complete changes of subject she constantly makes.

Interviewer: So Kat, what's your favorite place to eat?
The Great Kat: EAT? THAT REMINDS ME OF THE GREAT KAT'S NEWEST MASTERPIECE, IT'S CALLED EATING THE MISTRESS'S FECES*, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY SLAVES DO! THE MUSIC ON THE GREAT KAT'S NEWEST ALBUM IS THE MOST VIRTUOSIC EVER RECORDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT! THE GREAT KAT HAS SPOKEN!
etc etc etc
*Her albums always seem to have some kind of ****ed up name, so I figured this would work D:.

mexican_shred
05-28-2006, 01:26 PM
http://www.greatkat.com/

Here is another, who plays violin and is classically trained aswell.
NO, NO . NO . NO. dont mention that ... THING'S name here. she is an abomination against nature and music..

Davidian
05-29-2006, 05:16 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8854122996570138558&q=stream+of+passion

I like her because i dont feel threatent by her.....

You know what i am talking about, if some girl pwns you at guitar it will suck more than a guy pwns you at guitar.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1528165567147684910&q=stream+of+passion

And she is hot as hell, just look at that smile :cool: i would not mind having a girl like that, i dont care that she pwns me.

Matt_Malmsteen
05-29-2006, 08:05 AM
I'd feel weird going out with a chick who pwnd me at guitar, but then again being as I don't know any chicks that play guitar.

PooKoo
05-29-2006, 08:39 AM
I liked her, though i wasnt digging her tone or her whammy bar abuse.

Id hit that.

Mattalac
06-02-2006, 09:23 AM
If that Great Kat is who i'm thinking of, she ****S ME!
I'm all for female guitarists and stuff, but there aren't heaps who are good. Not a sexist thing. I think it's because a lot of good chicks who are/could good at music go about it the wrong way, or don't stay with music, and the ones who are bad try to prove they're good. Like my girlfriend will be a great bassist if she learns the right way and has the right attitude cause, you can just tell. WTF HEADSPIN.. That's not cool. Tumour anyone? anyway back to the point.

I'm not impressed by to many female artists lately. When I hear a female version of Van Halen, I will listen. I think that'd be kinda cool, a female David Lee Roth. Interesting.

Vital remains
06-02-2006, 10:46 PM
the last one was legit but the other two....eh.. but she overused that ****ing whammey goddamnit

madpickin03
06-02-2006, 11:19 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1528165567147684910&q=stream+of+passion

And she is hot as hell, just look at that smile :cool: i would not mind having a girl like that, i dont care that she pwns me.
:rolleyes: Am i the only one who thinks that the way she laughs and that facial expression was like her, after being 'satisfied' ...

Scorzerci
06-03-2006, 03:38 AM
She has a really nice smile, but it seems kind of weird when there's no audio of her laughing...

Davidian
06-04-2006, 08:14 AM
:rolleyes: Am i the only one who thinks that the way she laughs and that facial expression was like her, after being 'satisfied' ...

I would satisfy her.......and agian.....and agian....

Until i die of exhaustion.

madpickin03
06-04-2006, 08:31 AM
I would satisfy her.......and agian.....and agian....

Until i die of exhaustion.
Maan, you could just say that u wish u were that guitar.... :rasta:

PooKoo
06-04-2006, 11:17 AM
girls playing guitar is a turn off too me actually, same with guys,

The sexxiest instrument to play is either acoustic (i know, i know, it's still guitar), or piano.

Resiliance
06-04-2006, 11:20 AM
^Or saxophone.

PooKoo
06-04-2006, 11:22 AM
damn straight son.

Matt_Malmsteen
06-04-2006, 11:27 AM
I think women playing violin is damn sexy...

paddyo
06-04-2006, 11:29 AM
Or Violin with all that wrist action awesome Vibrato(basically any string instument) and the rigidity(of the performance,not music). Mmmmmm;)

madpickin03
06-04-2006, 11:33 AM
Tuba anyone? ;) HawT!! :dance:

http://news.uns.purdue.edu/UNS/images/tuba.hail.jpeg

PooKoo
06-04-2006, 11:36 AM
ewww that just turned me off women.

paddyo
06-04-2006, 11:38 AM
ewww that just turned me off women.
:haha The entire race of women that is...

madpickin03
06-04-2006, 11:39 AM
:haha

Jearl
06-04-2006, 11:40 AM
^haha..i know this one girl who plays tuba at my school...she could get it..

TimmyPage06
06-04-2006, 01:32 PM
Clarinet or any of those other vaguely blowjob instruments. That and piano, a girl with hands formed from piano turns me on so much (the shape of the hands, the certain veins that appear, the strength and agility of them... I think I have a hand fetish :( )

PooKoo
06-04-2006, 01:37 PM
I just think it's amazingly beautiful when anyone creates music or plays music on an instrument that sounds as personal, delicate, and beautiful as a piano, and it makes the woman appear much more multilayered then they usually are.

Resiliance
06-04-2006, 01:42 PM
And as I find the saxophone one of the most personal, delicate and beautiful instruments when played right... Yeah baby.

That's the thing with piano... If they're rigid classically trained and only play sheet music of classical pieces, it's rather a turn off than the other way around.

PooKoo
06-04-2006, 01:46 PM
Agreed, actually, unless it is an exceptionally beautiful classical song. I don't even read for piano usually, it's more a tool for writing, and improv.

Resiliance
06-04-2006, 01:50 PM
It's not what classical song they're playing, it's what that says of their personality.

PooKoo
06-04-2006, 01:52 PM
To you, but I love certain random classical songs, and if they played that, and looked good, it would still be a turn on AS LONG as they can do more then read stiffly off a sheet.

I agree with you though, on this, for once.

Matt_Malmsteen
06-04-2006, 03:47 PM
What about female bass players?

I only know one chick who plays anything other than guitar, she plays bass...she's pretty hot.

PooKoo
06-04-2006, 03:48 PM
Yeah but any sort of electric instrument like that is a turn off to me, dunno why.

Resiliance
06-04-2006, 03:50 PM
What about female bass players?

I only know one chick who plays anything other than guitar, she plays bass...she's pretty hot.

That's hot.

Unless she plays with a pick. Then it's a turnoff.


What can I say, I'm picky :rolleyes:

Matt_Malmsteen
06-04-2006, 03:51 PM
Maybe because you associate electric instruments like bass with men rather than women.

And she plays alot of funk and slap bass, I agree playing with a pick is a turn off..

PooKoo
06-04-2006, 04:02 PM
That's hot.

Unless she plays with a pick. Then it's a turnoff.


What can I say, I'm picky :rolleyes:

LOL!

Mad Marius
06-04-2006, 05:44 PM
Someone just had to mention The Great Kat aka Beethoven With a Strap-on.

Meow.

On the subject of female shredders, there was a woman mentioned a while ago, who played Satriani style stuff, and was actually good at it. I'll be damned if I remember her name. She wasn't much to look at, but she did play cleanly and had a good tone.

Now for the pissed-off rant: Except for Lori Watshername, all these shredder chicks could seriously use a web designer who isn't manic-depressive. What the hell is up with those sites, they look like they were made by a blind man on acid.

HammerForce
06-04-2006, 07:42 PM
Didn't look at the other two but Lori is pretty much really hot. I know two girls who play bass, one is really hot (and plays fingerstyle), the other s built like a brick ****house and uses a pick....there you go then

Dame SixString
06-05-2006, 04:23 AM
Jennifer Batten anyone? She would have to be the most famous female shredder, she played with Michael Jackson for years on tour, as well as that famous superbowl broadcast, as well as Jeff Beck for years!! I saw her when she was down in Australia, she and I were the only females pretty much in a room full of a hundred guys, all with their jaws dropped! She told me I have no excuse trying to say my hands are too small to eight finger double tap cuz my fingers are longer!! Not my style of playing mind you, but damn she's impressive!!!
Say.... on this topic, guys help me out ok? What are your views really if you saw a chick shredding live? Would your first thoughts be 'damn she's good for a chick'? or would you focus on her looks and figure first? Would you be intimidated? of if she was any good put her down cuz she is a chick? Would you be more attracted to her cuz she played guitar? hahahah lots of questions I know, I've had these debates with all the guys I know in bands, just would be interested to know what complete strangers would think...
oh and btw I am a female shredder in progress!! Kerry King will be my tag team partner in crime one day oh yes he will, then herman li will give me video game guitar noise lessons in return for strenuous hairbrushing sessions.........my dream was to have a whiskey on the rocks with dimebag then guitar duel lightsaber style but sadly that will have to wait quite a while now :(

Night_Lights
06-05-2006, 04:27 AM
^:haha i really want to meet you now.

Dame SixString
06-05-2006, 04:38 AM
awwww how sweet and I don't even know your name :)

but you didn't express you views on the subject :)

Slayer224
06-05-2006, 07:23 AM
Say.... on this topic, guys help me out ok?
Sure

What are your views really if you saw a chick shredding live?
I would think "good on you for being a chick and playing guitar!" (as long as their not playing crap wankery)

Would your first thoughts be 'damn she's good for a chick'? or would you focus on her looks and figure first?
I would focus on the playing of course... but if shes playing like crap that wouldn't be good. I'd rather see a normal chick playing a good song than a hot chick playing a crap one. But of course, looks are a big bonus too... :)

Would you be intimidated?
Of course not.

of if she was any good put her down cuz she is a chick?
Nope, I would congratulate her.

Would you be more attracted to her cuz she played guitar?
Yes :)

And heres one of my favourite female guitarist:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5266076079118586007&q=nori+bucci

Nori Bucci :liplick:

Dame SixString
06-05-2006, 07:36 AM
Thanks :)
Hey she's not bad!! I go to so many live gigs, concerts, shows and I seriously never see any females performing ever when it comes to hard rock or metal, it's a little disappointing.....hopefully I'll get my ass into gear and change that a little :)

Slayer224
06-05-2006, 07:57 AM
^ Good on you!


Anyways how about Katrina Johansson? (if she hasn't already been mentioned)

Very Michael Angelo Batio-like...

http://www.katrinaguitar.com/

Edit: She even uses the same guitars as him!

Dame SixString
06-05-2006, 08:24 AM
****! Where do you find all of these???? See before I met Jennifer Batten I had only heard of the Great Kat (I think she really is a man though or definately has a man at home!) and a girl that lives in my state who plays occasionally with steve vai and santana.....orianthi I think is her name, she's not bad, I'm not really into that style of playing though!! This Katrina girl sounds inspiring, she's pretty hot to hahahha the Great Kat is a little scary I think........ still wouldn't mind going a bout of kickboxing against her though!! :)

Slayer224
06-05-2006, 08:27 AM
^ :haha

Well, I found Katrina out from the Micheal Angelo Batio forums... same for Nori Bucci.
You just gotta search around :) The internet is a great place to find things.

Night_Lights
06-06-2006, 01:47 AM
im really finding lori linstruth's lesson on modes helpful, shes a great player. and shes SOOOOO HOT!!!! :p:

http://lorilinstruth.com/lessons/modes.php#demo





What are your views really if you saw a chick shredding live?
I would be very impressed, and inspired to get my ass into gear and practise and get better than the person.

Would your first thoughts be 'damn she's good for a chick'? or would you focus on her looks and figure first?
Both, to be honest.

Would you be intimidated?
yes.

if she was any good put her down cuz she is a chick?
Nope, because chances are shes better than i am.

Would you be more attracted to her cuz she played guitar?
yes! it would be great to talk to girls that are serious about guitar playing!

Slayer224
06-07-2006, 06:44 AM
^ Man I really need to get my theory knowledge a big kick up the ass...

Csquared1001
06-07-2006, 06:59 PM
Girls+Shred=***** well that's based on the great kat.

anyway i don't like girls who shred. the two just don't mix. sorry ladies

apocalypse13
06-07-2006, 07:04 PM
Jennifer Batten is the most listenable one I've heard.

gmoney3
06-18-2006, 10:22 AM
what about Nori Bucci. I happened to stumble upon her on google video going thru videos. She's in some jazz-blues group called Gamalon or something in canada. heres a couple vids of her, she seems kinda tasty compared to other girls like great kat.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8372226143394233588
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-668501113595937334
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5097759177785797914

theres about 10 more or so and some full songs, she seems pretty damn good.

Resiliance
06-18-2006, 10:40 AM
what about Nori Bucci. I happened to stumble upon her on google video going thru videos. She's in some jazz-blues group called Gamalon or something in canada. heres a couple vids of her, she seems kinda tasty compared to other girls like great kat.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8372226143394233588
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-668501113595937334
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5097759177785797914

theres about 10 more or so and some full songs, she seems pretty damn good.

:eek:

:golfclap:

Yespleasevicar
06-19-2006, 08:44 AM
I think the Great Kat has ruined alot of girls chances of becoming famous shredders, and like if u ask most people about women guitar players they wud probably say "The Donnas" :Puke, Charlotte heatherly from Ash, and older ones might say Bonnie Raight. What a horribly small group of fairly mediocre players. Ive seen some girl players that are amazing and never get any credit cos people just wanna look at their tits. If was a woman that wud piss me off.

Erc
06-19-2006, 10:41 AM
:eek:

:golfclap:


hot damn!!

I second that emotion! A chick who can play, and damn well I might add. I much like her music.

garden of grey
06-19-2006, 08:20 PM
Lori Linstruth is the only one who doesnt come off as trying to hard or as a forced shredder

PooKoo
06-19-2006, 08:29 PM
i thought that nora bucci chick was excellent.

It appears as if even resi did... Amazing!

RnRGirl
06-20-2006, 10:04 AM
What about Nancy Wilson from Heart? She plays very well!

Stratwizard
06-20-2006, 02:12 PM
what about Nori Bucci. I happened to stumble upon her on google video going thru videos. She's in some jazz-blues group called Gamalon or something in canada. heres a couple vids of her, she seems kinda tasty compared to other girls like great kat.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8372226143394233588
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-668501113595937334
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5097759177785797914

theres about 10 more or so and some full songs, she seems pretty damn good.

Niiiiiiiceee. :liplick:

fretsonfire74
01-18-2008, 01:05 AM
orianthi isn't a shredder, but rips on a guitar.