The Strength of a thousand Gods..


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paddyo
06-03-2006, 02:55 PM
...Yeah. I was browsing through Steve Vai's news page and there's quite a lengthy comment of his telling us fans of his recent trip to Russia and Eastern Europe. Anyway,he says how it was such a difficult task to stay awake for almost 3 days at a time and be on the go,doing clinics and seminars adn what not.
Now,for the point of this thread. He says that even through all of this "I did manage to make it to the Gym once though". So this got me thinking,who is the stongest so called "shredder"(Ok time for a new name for them,I'm sick of that word). And/or who do you think is the fittest? Who would "whoop one's bottom" in a brawl?

Screw it,at least its original and different from our usual "fastest" or "such and such are good,aren't they?" threads! Post away:)

Stratwizard
06-03-2006, 03:06 PM
Zakk Wylde would probably school each and everyone of them...

uterus
06-03-2006, 03:06 PM
shred is gay.

fwibble
06-03-2006, 03:08 PM
shred is gay.

but you came onto a shred thread...


....well done moron :p:

SnowballofDoom
06-03-2006, 03:09 PM
Probably Wylde, but Petrucci's gotten pretty buff lately as well.

Stratwizard
06-03-2006, 03:12 PM
Yeah, but Wylde is the king of brawls. :p:

I wonder, if any of them does any martial art...?

paddyo
06-03-2006, 03:13 PM
Yeah, but Wylde is the king of brawls. :p:

I wonder, if any of them does any martial art...?
Guthrie stikes me as that kind of guy:p:

Matt_Malmsteen
06-03-2006, 03:14 PM
I think Satch secretly is like a freekin, Win Chun master.....

But Wylde looks like he's used to bar brawls and stuff so he'd probs waste a few, also Alexi Laiho and Kristian Ranta look like pretty angry mother****ers who'd kick your ass if you looked at them funny.

paddyo
06-03-2006, 03:16 PM
I suppose,but they're more metal. I'm talking (Fucking hell...again!) "Shredders".:)

Matt_Malmsteen
06-03-2006, 03:20 PM
I see...hmm....I'm kinda inclined to think that Marty Friedman and Paul Gilbert who spend alot of time in Japan and stuff are probably doing some kind of japanese martial art....

Also Petrucci looks like he's a bit built so I reckon he could kick some ass aswell.

Stratwizard
06-03-2006, 03:22 PM
shred is gay.

Shred is gay? You're in The Shred Forum, so I assume that you like gay porn then.

paddyo
06-03-2006, 03:23 PM
Oh I just remembered,MAB is a muscular beast! Take a look at him there:eek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrcJBeYUbPU&search=NAMM%202004

Stratwizard
06-03-2006, 03:23 PM
I think Satch secretly is like a freekin, Win Chun master.....

But Wylde looks like he's used to bar brawls and stuff so he'd probs waste a few, also Alexi Laiho and Kristian Ranta look like pretty angry mother****ers who'd kick your ass if you looked at them funny.

Haha Alexi Laiho! He would even get his ass kicked by The Great Kat! :haha

Matt_Malmsteen
06-03-2006, 03:28 PM
^^But he looks really pissed off....which is why i figure he'd probs snap and kill someone rather than be all out aggresive....like passive aggression....kinda.

Gman400
06-03-2006, 03:55 PM
Petrucci has definately been workin on his guns. On tour this year they were massive lol. Wylde is definately pretty hardcore though...if you consider him a shredder. Rusty Cooley looks like he could whoop some ass.

Resiliance
06-03-2006, 04:16 PM
Zakk Wylde would probably school each and everyone of them...

Tell that to Batio and George Lynch.

Freepower
06-03-2006, 04:18 PM
Rusty's biceps are like my...

I dont have any body parts that big. :(


Seriously, i'd go for PG. He could strangle someone with each finger his hands are so huge...

Resiliance
06-03-2006, 04:25 PM
Yeah, he could probably throw the earth out of rotation by flicking his wrist at it.

Freepower
06-03-2006, 04:29 PM
Yeh, thats why he doesnt anchor - if he did, the reaction from the force of his picking hand would probably destroy Japan.

Matt_Malmsteen
06-03-2006, 04:32 PM
^^:haha: :haha: last few posts.

Prophet of Page
06-03-2006, 05:09 PM
I'd honestly say Gilbert. I mean, yeah, he's scrawny, but the guy is like six foot six, alot of muscle and you'll still look scrawny at that height, plus, he looks like he could keep going for hours, you see vids of him on stage, drenched in sweat and showing no signs of wanting time out.

slash_620
06-03-2006, 05:16 PM
Zakk Wylde would be pretty usefull in a no-holds-barred kind of fight but i reckon Satch would beat them all in a proper martial arts fight or something simmilar.

Night_Lights
06-03-2006, 07:30 PM
zakk wylde bench presses 250 i think.


http://www.dokken.net/photos/oldmembers/george/lynch17.jpg

george lynch likes bodybuilding

Resiliance
06-03-2006, 07:40 PM
Like I said, Lynch could probably kick most shredders' asses. The guy is muscular like you wouldn't believe.