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06-19-2006, 08:03 PM
can anyone explian this album to me? it says there is diffrent people who sing or talk or something? and its like a movie?
i dontknow, this is just what people tell me...
06-19-2006, 08:08 PM
06-19-2006, 08:09 PM
Its kind of a complicated story really. All narorated by the Central Scrutinizer. Basically, its about Joe, who used to be a good kid until the devils of rock music changed his ways. His girlfriend becomes a groupie and dumps him. She gets in a wet t-shirt contest to raise money to come home from her bands tour. He hears of this, and catches a disease from a woman he screwed to get revenge. He gets thrown in jail for peeing on something, and gets raped while "on the inside" (no pun). He loses his mind, and eventually gets a job at the Utility Muffin Research Centre. Havn't listened to the album in a while, but thats what I remember of it.
06-19-2006, 08:47 PM
there is a narrator?
06-19-2006, 08:51 PM
well, thats what I'd call him. Frankly, hes kind of hard to miss.
06-19-2006, 09:01 PM
he just talks in the middle of the song???
06-19-2006, 09:15 PM
What song? Do you mean songs? Heres an example of what he says:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).
I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only...if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE... you'll love it...it's a way of life...Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Hi, it's me, I'm back. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only...If yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE. You'll love it...it's a way of life. That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, you'll love it. This, is, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER!
06-19-2006, 09:25 PM
so he just talks randomly?
06-19-2006, 09:26 PM
can you aim me the album?
06-19-2006, 09:29 PM
Sorry, don't have it on the comp. at the moment. I'm sure there'd be people around here that would me more than happy to send you the album. All you have to do is ask nicely.....and don't double post. :cheers:
06-19-2006, 09:37 PM
well, im callin' out anyone who has it...
06-21-2006, 03:20 AM
I never understood it, but I think it was a 2 volume record and I only had one volume of it. That would explain a lot.
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