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Dreadnought
06-20-2006, 10:25 PM
MAB rocks! teehee!

SilentDeftone
06-20-2006, 10:25 PM
lol n00b

-C_Fluff :dance:

Mascot
06-20-2006, 10:25 PM
Everyone who posts after this will be warned.

Tempting, ain't it?. . .

Dreadnought
06-20-2006, 10:27 PM
Everyone who posts after this will be warned.

Tempting, ain't it?. . .

You bastard :haha

Mascot
06-20-2006, 10:32 PM
Dude, you de-opped me in chat like 150 times, and then kicked me. Jerk!

I'm gonna feed your chronic to my parakeets.

Beckerism
06-20-2006, 10:57 PM
If you post after me I will ban you. Fo cereal.




:peace:

-Teh Real Beckerism.

SilentDeftone
06-20-2006, 10:58 PM
Oh looky, we have one who dares fate to bite him in the ass

-C_Fluff :dance:

Beckerism
06-20-2006, 10:59 PM
I have Neosporin.



I win.

scheck006
06-20-2006, 11:03 PM
Oh looky, we have one who dares me to bite him in the ass

-C_Fluff :dance:

don't worry, he's used to it ;)

splice
06-21-2006, 10:58 PM
plus he has neosporin

Erc
06-21-2006, 11:10 PM
wtf is neosporin?

SnowballofDoom
06-21-2006, 11:20 PM
It's an outstandingly rare leg disease.

Or antibiotic ointment.

Beckerism
06-21-2006, 11:22 PM
It's an outstandingly rare leg disease.

Or antibiotic ointment.

Banned.

:peace:
-Teh Real Beckerism

PooKoo
06-22-2006, 09:26 AM
Noobs.

Godly Moose
06-22-2006, 04:20 PM
lolz Guyz Is Dis Teh Thread We Gonna Talk In Now??? Lol Zomglazerspewpewpew

Freepower
06-22-2006, 05:43 PM
Hah, look at the mods try and be as cool as the SF. :p:

Yo bizzles, here to trizzle the shizzle, smizzle yo bizzles all ova' tha hizzle, you mods can't touch this because i aint no nigga, foolz.

splice
06-22-2006, 05:50 PM
oooooooh mods got clowned on bra

Scorzerci
06-22-2006, 06:33 PM
OH SNAP! Freepower has got the slickest rhymes on da block yo!

Beckerism
06-22-2006, 10:33 PM
Hah, look at the mods try and be as cool as the SF. :p:

Yo bizzles, here to trizzle the shizzle, smizzle yo bizzles all ova' tha hizzle, you mods can't touch this because i aint no nigga, foolz.

....






*Head Explodes*

Mascot
06-22-2006, 11:36 PM
Everyone who posts after this will be warned.

Tempting, ain't it?. . .

Did you guys not read what this kick ass person just said?

God!

Beckerism
06-23-2006, 12:16 AM
Did you guys not read what this kick ass person just said?

God!

Who the hell is Mascot and where did his teddy bear avy go to? :confused:

Mascot
06-23-2006, 02:37 PM
The Vigier ate the bear. :(

PooKoo
06-23-2006, 03:30 PM
darn

apocalypse13
06-23-2006, 04:16 PM
OH SNAP! Freepower has got the slickest rhymes on da block yo!
:haha

Resiliance
06-23-2006, 04:20 PM
Fromage is just another name for cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

Scorzerci
06-23-2006, 04:53 PM
Käse!

Resiliance
06-23-2006, 04:56 PM
^Quite so :haha

Scorzerci
06-23-2006, 04:59 PM
Ost!

Erc
06-23-2006, 05:01 PM
What the hell is cheese?

Freepower
06-23-2006, 05:04 PM
Are these moddizzlesnatches trying to mess wit the SF?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/allanhol.jpg

I've wanted to use that for ages....

SnowballofDoom
06-23-2006, 05:11 PM
Ost!

Ahem, it's prounounced East.

Nub.

moddizzlesnatches

Whoa... Freepower just cemented his role as the blackest white guy on UG.

Scorzerci
06-23-2006, 05:56 PM
Ahem, it's prounounced East.

Nub.
well snow, THE JOKE IS ON YOU!!! haha! Ost is cheese in norwegian!

Who's the noob now?


punk

SnowballofDoom
06-23-2006, 06:18 PM
well snow, THE JOKE IS ON YOU!!! haha! Ost is cheese in norwegian!

Who's the noob now?


punk

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=dictionary%3Asarcasm&btnG=Google+Search

;)

Scorzerci
06-23-2006, 06:42 PM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=define%3Asarcasm&btnG=Search
noob
;)

SnowballofDoom
06-23-2006, 06:54 PM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=scorzerci+is+a+flamboyant+homosexual&btnG=Search

No results = too many to list.

Scorzerci
06-23-2006, 06:58 PM
At last I have met a worthy opponent:(

Mascot
06-23-2006, 10:55 PM
Resi can never make music, because he'll always think he sucks, just like everyone else. :)

PooKoo
06-23-2006, 11:07 PM
****ING HELL!

i <33333333333333 your icon

Erc
06-23-2006, 11:22 PM
The bear ate the Vigier now 0_o

Violent son of a bitch!

garden of grey
06-24-2006, 12:10 AM
wow, spam made by mods?????

TheUltimateSin
06-24-2006, 12:15 AM
I'd be more surprised if cas posted, and at least made it look like he was enjoying himself

Scorzerci
06-24-2006, 03:58 AM
wow, spam made by mods?????
Welcome to the shred forum :p: !

pavan
06-24-2006, 04:37 AM
We want to stand upon our own feet and look fair and square at the world -- its good facts, its bad facts, its beauties, and its ugliness; see the world as it is and be not afraid of it. Conquer the world by intelligence and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. The whole conception of a god is a conception derived from the ancient oriental despotisms. It is a conception quite unworthy of free men. When you hear people in church debasing themselves and saying that they are miserable sinners, and all the rest of it, it seems contemptible and not worthy of self-respecting human beings. We ought to stand up and look the world frankly in the face. We ought to make the best we can of the world, and if it is not so good as we wish, after all it will still be better than what these others have made of it in all these ages. A good world needs knowledge, kindliness, and courage; it does not need a regretful hankering after the past or a fettering of the free intelligence by the words uttered long ago by ignorant men. It needs a fearless outlook and a free intelligence. It needs hope for the future, not looking back all the time toward a past that is dead, which we trust will be far surpassed by the future that our intelligence can create.

Resiliance
06-24-2006, 04:44 AM
Why I am not a Christian by Bertrand Russell :)

pavan
06-24-2006, 05:03 AM
Resi knows everything :(

edit : I just googled it. Maybe he did the same?

Resiliance
06-24-2006, 05:35 AM
Nay... It's pretty well-known...

TheUltimateSin
06-24-2006, 05:38 AM
or.....you just know everything :)

Beckerism
06-24-2006, 06:48 AM
My sentiments exactly.


Edit: UltimateSin, you're banned for posting once I can find the button. :peace:

TheUltimateSin
06-24-2006, 06:51 AM
:eek:

Beckerism
06-24-2006, 06:54 AM
For some reason I can't find the damn button. I'll let you loose this time. :p:

TheUltimateSin
06-24-2006, 06:56 AM
:p: I feel so special now.

Scorzerci
06-24-2006, 07:09 AM
BECKERISM CAN'T FIND THE BUTTON!
noob
:p:

TheUltimateSin
06-24-2006, 07:13 AM
Pff, thats cause I de-privilagetized him from using the button. :p:

Beckerism
06-24-2006, 07:15 AM
Poor me. I've been demodded while I wasn't looking. :( Just following in the foot steps of the greatest. You know, like a7xownz.

TheUltimateSin
06-24-2006, 07:16 AM
:haha

paddyo
06-24-2006, 09:39 AM
Just ask again Beckerism. You know they'll let you;)

:haha

Resiliance
06-24-2006, 10:00 AM
Want my spot?

Freepower
06-24-2006, 10:48 AM
^ sick already? That doesnt say much for the SF...

Resiliance
06-24-2006, 10:48 AM
I's kiddin' yo.

Freepower
06-24-2006, 10:51 AM
Snap nigga, yo had me all trippin, dawg. :p:

paddyo
06-24-2006, 10:52 AM
:haha Funzy.

Mascot
06-24-2006, 04:16 PM
GODAMNIT STOP SPAMMING!

Man, I can't wait to watch Ultimate Finale tonight. Who shall win the six figure contract into the UFC? I don't know! Want to watch Tito and Ken fight so baddddd.

paddyo
06-24-2006, 04:29 PM
UFC is a big pile of homosexual.


Its fucking deadly sometimes though:D

splice
06-24-2006, 04:37 PM
girly men...chuck norris could take them all

Erc
06-24-2006, 05:11 PM
What the hell is UFC?

im_hungry
06-24-2006, 05:18 PM
ultimate fornication championship

paddyo
06-24-2006, 05:21 PM
Under Frequented Courtrooms. yep.

Mascot
06-24-2006, 05:34 PM
UFC is awesome.

It's basically. . . fighting. I mean, yeah, there's rules like no blows and a few other various illegal moves, but it's pretty much. . . boxing, wrestling, martial arts, jiujitsu, kickboxing, and whatever the hell else you can do to win the match.

SnowballofDoom
06-24-2006, 05:57 PM
^All that, and tickle fights.

Freepower
06-25-2006, 06:16 AM
UFC is awesome.

It's basically. . . fighting. I mean, yeah, there's rules like no blows and a few other various illegal moves, but it's pretty much. . . boxing, wrestling, martial arts, jiujitsu, kickboxing, and whatever the hell else you can do to win the match.

A few other illegal moves? Eye gouging, groin shots, piledrivers, various types of punch and impact zones are illegal.

Seriously, my entire fight vocabulary would be invalid.


Which reminds me of a funny story. This one time, i was hit in the face by this HUGE ****er. Like, massive. Im 6 foot, he was like 6' 4" and twice my weight. Anyway, basically, he ran up, hit me in the face twice, ran off.

But im such a badass that by the time this got around school, the story was that at midnight in a deserted park, three huge guys attacked me, and i had knocked each one out with a single punch. After tracking down the guy who spread the rumour i told him that it was bull**** and asked him where he got the idea. His answer? He saw me do it.

You see folks, i can fight in my sleep better than anyone in the UFC. As long as im not awake, i can pwn them all.

paddyo
06-25-2006, 08:05 AM
^You're my hero. :haha

Erc
06-25-2006, 08:35 AM
Wow FP! You really DO kick ass!

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 08:51 AM
A few other illegal moves? Eye gouging, groin shots, piledrivers, various types of punch and impact zones are illegal.

Seriously, my entire fight vocabulary would be invalid.


Which reminds me of a funny story. This one time, i was hit in the face by this HUGE ****er. Like, massive. Im 6 foot, he was like 6' 4" and twice my weight. Anyway, basically, he ran up, hit me in the face twice, ran off.

But im such a badass that by the time this got around school, the story was that at midnight in a deserted park, three huge guys attacked me, and i had knocked each one out with a single punch. After tracking down the guy who spread the rumour i told him that it was bull**** and asked him where he got the idea. His answer? He saw me do it.

You see folks, i can fight in my sleep better than anyone in the UFC. As long as im not awake, i can pwn them all.


:haha You truely are mighty ..............*comtemplates throwing the "mighty" link up again*

apocalypse13
06-25-2006, 12:06 PM
Rofl :haha

UFC is awesome

Resiliance
06-25-2006, 12:59 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't find pleasure in watching jocks beat eachother up?

Stratwizard
06-25-2006, 01:00 PM
Martial Arts ftw.

PooKoo
06-25-2006, 01:03 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't find pleasure in watching jocks beat eachother up?

Yes, but you like gay porn.

Resiliance
06-25-2006, 01:08 PM
Never said I did.

I hypothetically asked what if I did?

Fool.

I'm more of a hermafrodite guy.

Prophet of Page
06-25-2006, 01:19 PM
Martial Arts ftw.

I've done all sorts of Martial Arts. About two and a half years of Tae Kwon Do, about nine months of Shotokan Karate, about six months of Ninjitsu, and some Jujitsu and Judo aswell. Good fun.

Stratwizard
06-25-2006, 01:26 PM
I'm doing Tae Kwon Do now.

Prophet of Page
06-25-2006, 01:29 PM
I'm doing Tae Kwon Do now.

Always remember to warm up, I've seen a few people do incredible damage to themselves by doing some of those kicks cold.

I wanna take it back up soon, I had to stop for a year because it was an exam year.

MetalHead_AP
06-25-2006, 01:44 PM
I've done all sorts of Martial Arts. About two and a half years of Tae Kwon Do, about nine months of Shotokan Karate, about six months of Ninjitsu, and some Jujitsu and Judo aswell. Good fun.

Ever been kicked in the nuts?

SnowballofDoom
06-25-2006, 01:57 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't find pleasure in watching jocks beat eachother up?

Nope.

Matt_Malmsteen
06-25-2006, 02:01 PM
I used to do judo and karate but stopped.

When I get money I'm gonna start doing tae kwon do...

Only problem is, is if I break my fingers or damage my hand in anyway I'll be so pissed off and **** I'll probs quit..which would be a bummer.

Prophet of Page
06-25-2006, 02:09 PM
Ever been kicked in the nuts?

People have tried.

Stratwizard
06-25-2006, 02:10 PM
Always remember to warm up, I've seen a few people do incredible damage to themselves by doing some of those kicks cold.

I wanna take it back up soon, I had to stop for a year because it was an exam year.

Just tell me about it! :haha

Jakeylee111
06-25-2006, 02:12 PM
I'm more of a hermafrodite guy.
Chick with Dicks?....... ;)

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 03:46 PM
What I find interesting is that a lot of serious martial arts experts believe karate to be the lowest form of self-defence you can use. If you tell them you know karate, they will actually laugh at you.

Matt_Malmsteen
06-25-2006, 03:51 PM
Why is that?

I personally think Kung Fu is the shizzle...but sadly nowhere in Nottingham does it, otherwise I'd be doing it...

Resiliance
06-25-2006, 03:56 PM
Jeet Kune Do ftw.

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 03:59 PM
Why is that?

Because there are so many other forms of martial arts that are a whole lot better and more effective than karate, and that those other forms are more difficult to master and require a stronger more focused mind to balance. They don't even consider karate an actual martial art.

Freepower
06-25-2006, 04:56 PM
Because there are so many other forms of martial arts that are a whole lot better and more effective than karate, and that those other forms are more difficult to master and require a stronger more focused mind to balance. They don't even consider karate an actual martial art.

*emphasis added by FP*

splice
06-25-2006, 04:58 PM
i was third place in the entire southeast at the tae kwan do deal.......i was like eight though...but now my reflexes are uber good

Stratwizard
06-25-2006, 05:02 PM
^And on top of that, you're the greatest guitarist on Earth! :eek:

Matt_Malmsteen
06-25-2006, 05:03 PM
Because there are so many other forms of martial arts that are a whole lot better and more effective than karate, and that those other forms are more difficult to master and require a stronger more focused mind to balance. They don't even consider karate an actual martial art.

I have to agree there, like I said I used to do it and it really is a piece of piss.

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 05:39 PM
Thanks FP :p:



Tbh, everytime I walk near our local karate center, I feel a lump of shame build of for those poor kids who are learning the least effective form of the arts, and then I point and laugh as I go walk by the big glass front display windows :)

Resiliance
06-25-2006, 06:04 PM
^Haha, yeah, like me and humans.

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 06:13 PM
^ :wtf:

SnowballofDoom
06-25-2006, 06:16 PM
Don't make eye contact, he'll steal your thoughts.

Freepower
06-25-2006, 06:39 PM
Thanks FP :p:

Lol, actually, i was being nasty to you. :p:

I was pointing out that "better" and "effective" arent necessarily the same when it comes to the martial arts, nor does difficulty make anything better or worse. :)

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 06:51 PM
I know what you were doing. thats what the ":p:" was for :D

Those weren't my words though. I was simply explaining the reasoning behind the "expert's" disowning of karate from martial arts and why they would laugh at someone if the person exclaimed "I know Karate!" with pride and such :)

Matt_Malmsteen
06-25-2006, 06:54 PM
Personally instead of martial arts I'm all for me being given a gun loads of bullets and a license to kill...know all the karate and whatever you like then, no ****er (minus neo and probably chuck norris) can dodge bullets.

apocalypse13
06-25-2006, 09:52 PM
Ok, I see the thread title saying something about MAB, then come to the last page and the post says Martial Arts.


>____< I won't ask.

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 09:59 PM
^Last couple pages ;)

apocalypse13
06-25-2006, 10:03 PM
:wtf:

I can't be arsed to read them

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 10:06 PM
Well, it's the typical thread in the SF. Starts off with a general purpose(although not really, in this specific case), strays from the topic, is hijacked, and will inevitably end with some type of discussion about baked goods. :)

apocalypse13
06-25-2006, 10:23 PM
:haha

So true too. I'm surprised the Cool Shred Licks Thread hasn't met its demise yet.

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 10:28 PM
:haha true

Beckerism
06-25-2006, 11:08 PM
Ok, I see the thread title saying something about MAB, then come to the last page and the post says Martial Arts.


>____< I won't ask.

MAB=Martial Arts Bgreygold'sgymtanktopwithamullet

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 11:10 PM
^:haha :haha :haha

pavan
06-25-2006, 11:18 PM
This concept works. In the presence of a palladium catalyst
and a base, the Mizoroki?Heck reaction of 1a13 with aryl halides
smoothly took place giving the -substituted vinylsilanes
2a in high yields .8 As for supporting ligands on palladium,
P(2-furyl)3,14 P(t-Bu)3,15 and P[OC6H3(t-Bu)2-2,4]3

They were found to be effective. It is reasonable to assume that the
suitably positioned nitrogen atom of the pyridyl group accelerates
the rate-determining C=C -complexation and successive
carbopalladation (insertion) events in the Mizoroki?Heck reaction
.17 The occurrence of pyridyl-to-palladium coordination
was demonstrated by 1HNMR and X-ray crystal structure
analysis of some key palladium complexes.17 In line with
Subsequently, we found that the hard-to-achieve double
Mizoroki?Heck reaction can also be achieved with these vinylsilanes
.17 Previously, such a process had
been known to be extremely sluggish; therefore, such doubly
arylated products are usually prepared by stepwise reactions.19
The stereoselectivity was again found to be virtually complete.
The second aryl group always occupies a position trans to the
silyl group, which is in agreement with syn carbopalladation
and syn -hydrogen elimination.5 Nevertheless, this double
Mizoroki?Heck reaction allows us to install two aryl groups
at the two -C?H bonds in a one-pot reaction. Representative
,-diaryl(vinyl)silanes 3a and 3b prepared by this procedure.......

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 11:21 PM
......pavan....

......I just shat myself after reading that.....:confused:

pavan
06-25-2006, 11:24 PM
resi will explain it to you in the easiest of terms, dont worry.

TheUltimateSin
06-25-2006, 11:26 PM
Oh I saw that coming, don't worry. He's always there in the shadows to dumb things down for us dumb people :)

Beckerism
06-25-2006, 11:27 PM
This concept works. In the presence of a palladium catalyst
and a base, the Mizoroki?Heck reaction of 1a13 with aryl halides
smoothly took place giving the -substituted vinylsilanes
2a in high yields .8 As for supporting ligands on palladium,
P(2-furyl)3,14 P(t-Bu)3,15 and P[OC6H3(t-Bu)2-2,4]3

They were found to be effective. It is reasonable to assume that the
suitably positioned nitrogen atom of the pyridyl group accelerates
the rate-determining C=C -complexation and successive
carbopalladation (insertion) events in the Mizoroki?Heck reaction
.17 The occurrence of pyridyl-to-palladium coordination
was demonstrated by 1HNMR and X-ray crystal structure
analysis of some key palladium complexes.17 In line with
Subsequently, we found that the hard-to-achieve double
Mizoroki?Heck reaction can also be achieved with these vinylsilanes
.17 Previously, such a process had
been known to be extremely sluggish; therefore, such doubly
arylated products are usually prepared by stepwise reactions.19
The stereoselectivity was again found to be virtually complete.
The second aryl group always occupies a position trans to the
silyl group, which is in agreement with syn carbopalladation
and syn -hydrogen elimination.5 Nevertheless, this double
Mizoroki?Heck reaction allows us to install two aryl groups
at the two -C?H bonds in a one-pot reaction. Representative
,-diaryl(vinyl)silanes 3a and 3b prepared by this procedure.......


Let me get this straight. You want my babies, no?

Mad Marius
06-26-2006, 12:56 AM
What?

I'm drunk, and even with the empowering of alcohol I still can't tell what this thread is about.

Allow me to add my absolutely pointless oppinion. Jason Becker's music rules. Never before have I heard music of such depth and inspiration.

Mods spamming.. ntz ntz ntz

wilty00
06-26-2006, 01:16 AM
This thread makes my eyes bleed.

Erc
06-26-2006, 01:26 AM
What the hell are babies?

SGRocker0791
06-26-2006, 01:29 AM
:haha Who in God's name is Michael Angelo Machio? :haha

splice
06-26-2006, 01:30 AM
pavan do you bang a lore?

pavan
06-26-2006, 01:32 AM
a wh.ore

wilty00
06-26-2006, 01:34 AM
What the hell is going on in this thread?! :haha :wtf:

scheck006
06-26-2006, 01:35 AM
maybe I'm late for the martial arts debate, but didn't victor wooten master a form of it?

I heard he used it to get into zen and create music. He does backflips onstage.

Resiliance
06-26-2006, 03:36 AM
Oh I saw that coming, don't worry. He's always there in the shadows to dumb things down for us dumb people :)

Hey pavan, don't talk about his mother like that :( :wtf:

Stratwizard
06-26-2006, 03:48 AM
Baked goods anyone?

mr_clapton
06-26-2006, 05:27 AM
I would like a croissant.....a CHOCOLATE one.

AND i want them served by a steriotypical french man in a white stripy shirt and boure(sp?)

TheUltimateSin
06-26-2006, 07:14 AM
:haha wow...

2nd. best. thread. ever. :haha

SlashandClapton
06-26-2006, 08:11 AM
i agree lol

paddyo
06-26-2006, 08:19 AM
Baked goods anyone?
Not yet :no: It's too early. Let's let this thread "mature out" a bit more before we break out the Bakee's.:p:

Erc
06-26-2006, 10:23 AM
Build an oven, and they will come.

apocalypse13
06-26-2006, 11:43 AM
Build an oven, and they will come.
:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

Stratwizard
06-26-2006, 12:25 PM
Not yet :no: It's too early. Let's let this thread "mature out" a bit more before we break out the Bakee's.:p:

:mad:

paddyo
06-26-2006, 01:12 PM
^Fine.....Bake away....
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c383/Paddyo15/Bakedgoods1.jpg

Stratwizard
06-26-2006, 01:54 PM
Holy crap! :liplick: You make me hungry... Very hungry!

paddyo
06-26-2006, 02:03 PM
I know! Anything covered in icing is divine. :)

PooKoo
06-26-2006, 02:07 PM
Looks like... umm.


Is it wierd that while thinking that i want to eat it still?

apocalypse13
06-26-2006, 02:37 PM
:haha

wynter
06-26-2006, 04:40 PM
That picture looks like someone enjoys their doughnuts a little too much... yum.

Freepower
06-26-2006, 05:22 PM
I like the dark chocolatey one on the right. :liplick:

paddyo
06-26-2006, 05:25 PM
Any of the ones with icing get my juices(digestive of course) flowing...

Resiliance
06-26-2006, 05:36 PM
I'll take the one on the back without the icing.

SnowballofDoom
06-26-2006, 05:46 PM
That muffiny thing wearing ...like...a tutu looks pretty tasty.

Resiliance
06-26-2006, 05:50 PM
That muffiny thing wearing ...like...a tutu looks pretty tasty.

Lmao, you pervert.

rjk123
06-26-2006, 06:15 PM
I'm diggin that ones nuts.

mr_clapton
06-26-2006, 06:35 PM
I wouldnt touch them if I were you, thats Yngwie's private stash.

blues_rocker
06-26-2006, 09:52 PM
That picture looks like someone enjoys their doughnuts a little too much... yum.

Yngwie ;)

EDIT: Damn, beaten to the Yngwie joke.

Beckerism
06-26-2006, 11:41 PM
Hey pavan, don't talk about his mother like that :( :wtf:

Mr. T agrees.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679&q=mr.+t+mother

TheUltimateSin
06-26-2006, 11:49 PM
Hey pavan, don't talk about his mother like that :( :wtf:


:(

:sad:

apocalypse13
06-27-2006, 12:24 PM
I wouldnt touch them if I were you, thats Yngwie's private stash.
:haha :haha :haha

Mascot
06-29-2006, 03:12 AM
You guys spam as much as my Instrument forums. Jeez.

mr_clapton
06-29-2006, 04:51 AM
we do not....

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 01:02 PM
Psh, they've got nothing on us..

Freepower
06-29-2006, 01:09 PM
^ it's a well known fact that if it wasn't for Cor being in MT, the SF would actually beat all of UG at everything.

You guys spam as much as my Instrument forums. Jeez.

Awww, poor ickle mod. Does spam scare you?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/118977-Shawn-Lane-Power-Licks.jpg

paddyo
06-29-2006, 01:13 PM
^Noice:cool:

We Rule.

Buckethead4Prez
06-29-2006, 01:20 PM
I love you guys in the most non-gay, heterosexual way possible. I want some cheese.

waylay00
06-29-2006, 01:52 PM
8 pages of this...? Haha. Wow...Funny to me how some things are so quick to be locked up, but something like this is allowed to remain. :confused:

Ah whatever, flame me. :killaxe:

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 02:01 PM
I love you guys in the most non-gay, heterosexual way possible. I want some cheese.

And who the hell are you?


Pfsh, all these posers!

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 02:06 PM
I love you guys in the most non-gay, heterosexual way possible. I want some cheese.

Who the fuck are you?

Buckethead4Prez
06-29-2006, 02:07 PM
Chuck Norris BITCH! :peace:

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 02:25 PM
Chuck Norris BITCH! :peace:

Meh. Go to the pit or something.

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 02:27 PM
Yeah.

Spammer.

Freepower
06-29-2006, 02:34 PM
Yeh, i mean, being like, totally harsh on someone, just because we dont know them...

I mean, its how we stay cool, innit? Because if we were nice, noobs would like, stay in this forum, and then it would be like "Real Regs Vs. The Dark Regs"....


And dark regs... all i have to say is
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/CopyofMr.jpg

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 02:44 PM
^I love the way that flame looks.

Very nicely done, whoever did it!

Freepower
06-29-2006, 02:49 PM
What? No, its not a flame. I was offering the dark regs a cheese wotzit as appeasement. :confused:



I can see the confusion though, if i look, and concentrate REALLY hard on it resembling flame, it almost looks like SNES bowser fire.

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 02:50 PM
Can I see the original pic the flame was taken from?

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 02:52 PM
What? No, its not a flame. I was offering the dark regs a cheese wotzit as appeasement. :confused:



I can see the confusion though, if i look, and concentrate REALLY hard on it resembling flame, it almost looks like SNES bowser fire.


:angry: Motherf...

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 02:55 PM
Man I've got a hankerin' for some gouda now.

Stratwizard
06-29-2006, 03:15 PM
^I love the way that flame looks.

Very nicely done, whoever did it!

Can't see any flames. Do you mean the cheese there?

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 03:27 PM
Oh god you bunch are original.

paddyo
06-29-2006, 03:34 PM
Oh god you bunch are original.
They relish in the opportunity of you being slighltly wrong...

...

I mean..eh..Un-Right! Dont hurt me,Oh Gosh! :eek:

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 03:48 PM
Where was I wrong? I WAS NEVER WRONG!

YOU WANT A WARNING BITCH?

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 03:57 PM
Oh god you bunch are original.

:haha

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 04:03 PM
Where was I wrong? I WAS NEVER WRONG!

YOU WANT A WARNING BITCH?


You're wrong about plenty of things, Eric Johnson's tone for example.

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 04:05 PM
Where was I wrong? I WAS NEVER WRONG!

YOU WANT A WARNING BITCH?


:haha

Reemster
06-29-2006, 04:59 PM
Where was I wrong? I WAS NEVER WRONG!

YOU WANT A WARNING BITCH?

:haha Allow me to sig that :cool:

Freepower
06-29-2006, 05:29 PM
:angry: Motherf...

Haw haw, moddy boy can't swear.

And seriously, we're all going to have resi quotes by 2007 at this rate... :p:

(Just going to leave that new sig long enough to annoy resi.)

splice
06-29-2006, 05:33 PM
i want a resi quote!!!!!!

im sick of my zappa one seeing as unoriginal it is and all :(

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 05:45 PM
Nah, Zappa owns me, I couldn't replace him.


Haw haw, moddy boy can't swear.

**** you, ****face.

:peace:

Freepower
06-29-2006, 05:47 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/mrcheese.jpg

:p:

Perhaps this is how copy and paste REALLY should work.

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 05:48 PM
:haha

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 05:49 PM
And seriously, we're all going to have resi quotes by 2007 at this rate.

Quite.

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 05:49 PM
Hey, trust you me, it was more than a copy-paste job. I cut it from a hugeass fire...

And I even beveled it :(

You ungrateful swine!

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 05:51 PM
And I even beveled it :(

Ahh, that's where it gained it's dairy-esque quality.

Freepower
06-29-2006, 05:51 PM
Hey, resi, where's you're resi quote? You're erring on the side of uncool. :no:

I am grateful. I love that pic. But once someone mentioned molten cheese i abandoned you for humour's sake. So there. I must say, i love tom's new sig. I wish he would check his email, because my late reply was due to UG ****ups eating my PMs, so i sent him an email. Because i love him.

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 05:51 PM
Ahh, that's where it gained it's dairy-esque quality.

Ofcourse.

Otherwise it'd... Look like cheese.













****.

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 05:54 PM
Hey, resi, where's you're resi quote? You're erring on the side of uncool. :no:

I am grateful. I love that pic. But once someone mentioned molten cheese i abandoned you for humour's sake. So there. I must say, i love tom's new sig. I wish he would check his email, because my late reply was due to UG ****ups eating my PMs, so i sent him an email. Because i love him.


Use tpgilroy@gmail.com. The one this site links to is banjaxed, and I love you too.

paddyo
06-29-2006, 05:56 PM
Go on Resi, just put 2 bold tags in the middle of the ol' fourzee's. You know you want to;).

Here Just copy and paste this Fuck,it'll even save you the hassle of doing it yourself!

And here was I thinking you didn't stick to rules and conformity and what not. Tut tut I do say...

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 05:59 PM
Well, if I were to do that, wouldn't that be conforming to you? :confused:

Besides, I never did it before, so why would I start doing it now? N00b.

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:02 PM
Oooooh now I see where this is going. :rolleyes:

j00r playin tha n00b Card! We'll listen hrr good Carlitos,I've had it up to hrr wih j00 an j00r antics! We're through!



:(

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:03 PM
Well, if you wont double post to answer me, FINE.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/cheesedragon.jpg

Boy... Is it wrong that i really enjoyed making that?

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 06:03 PM
:haha This thread rocks :headbang:

Only in the SF...


EDIT: ^:haha :haha :haha You have no idea how hard I laughed when that popped up.

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 06:05 PM
My name is Inigo Montoya!

Props to the ones who get it without google.

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:06 PM
My name is Sissy Spacek. And im going to email Tom because you're shouting. :(

(after i go to google)

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:09 PM
My name is Inigo Montoya!

Props to the ones who get it without google.
:haha I actually got that! We watched princess Bride practically every year in primary school. He truly was a master of the sword,and haircut.

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 06:10 PM
:golfclap: I applaud thee, paddyo.

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 06:11 PM
Ofcourse.

Otherwise it'd... Look like cheese.













****.

Well just think of it this way: Anyone can make fire look like fire, but that's soo 5 years ago. The mark of true talent is being able to take a destructive force like fire and turn it into something else, such as... cheese...

Ed: Damn you all, this thread moves too fast for my feeble brain.

mr_clapton
06-29-2006, 06:13 PM
http://members.aol.com/essobmcc/brakbook/zorvlen.gif

Is that Resi hitting FP over the head because he doesnt like his manly beard?

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 06:14 PM
Hmmm, no, it seems that's some green character beating what looks like Batman to me.

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:14 PM
*cough* manly. */cough*

And if we're going to start with animations, someone else'll have to do the cheese stuff, because i cant do animated gifs. :(

EDIT: Lol, someone really has to do the WWF angle.

"And the insect leaves, rightfully beaten by white batma...OH MY GOD, he's got a steel chair! WHAM! RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!"

splice
06-29-2006, 06:15 PM
dude i used to watch that

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 06:15 PM
Sounds like a job for Snow's craptastic PS skills.

mr_clapton
06-29-2006, 06:15 PM
Thats space ghost...gah dont people know anything, its more of a metaphor than anything else if you wanna get all meaningful and crap :P

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:17 PM
Fp, echoes of JR are ringing out in my ears!:haha

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 06:18 PM
********************************************************************************

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:18 PM
^ someone hears the right voice to the text, at last! :p:

dude i used to watch that

Me too. The sad thing was, it was like 2 years ago and my little brother was really into it and it was cool, so i joined it, y'know? Great fun.

(nearly 4500 posts into UG, at least im doing my bit for the community :p: )

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 06:18 PM
Hmmm, no, it seems that's some green character beating what looks like Batman to me.

http://sl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/7/7479ci8gji1icz.gif

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 06:19 PM
... But I don't like Ricky Gervais!

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:20 PM
^ Resi, im never sure whether you're standards are really high, or if you just have no taste whatsoever.

The office is the dark lord of the night in my country, and it's name is spoken in hushed tones!

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:20 PM
... But I don't like Ricky Gervais!
But his deliverence is exqisite!

Especially live stand up.

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 06:20 PM
... But I don't like Ricky Gervais!

:eek: You.......I....... :eek:

http://sl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/7/7473lqj73rt73t.gif

mr_clapton
06-29-2006, 06:21 PM
Why are they all watching him dance?

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:21 PM
Duh, because he's

AWESOME!

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:22 PM
Tommy Tiernan pwns his arse though...

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 06:23 PM
:eek: You.......I....... :eek:

http://sl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/7/7473lqj73rt73t.gif

http://users.pandora.be/para_/stfu.gif

Admittedly, I haven't seen him do stand up but The Office is just incredibly predictable to me.

Honestly, if that kind of stupidity would make me laugh, I don't think I'd ever stop laughing in real life.

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:24 PM
^ thats my policy. I never stop laughing.

EDIT: And the stand up is worse, if you find the office predictable.

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 06:26 PM
Ewww, life-enjoyer!

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 06:26 PM
Biotch. I'm a dangerous mofo. This is actual footage of me destroying someone who irritated me too much.

http://sl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/6/6611k7nu47hehr.gif

Fear my ninja-like abilities!





please? :(

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 06:27 PM
Get a haircut.

And what's a bi-otch?

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:27 PM
You squish people's heads...

...yet you flinch while doing it?


Pussy.

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 06:28 PM
:sad:

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:29 PM
^ Im scared!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/freepower/Not_the_Eef_.jpg

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:30 PM
Aaaawww. Fp's all Purrrty:)

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:31 PM
No, thats AOIFE. Fp's SCARED. Of those Ninja like abilities.


I wish PK was here. :(

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 06:31 PM
FP's the only one with non-Satan eyes!

He be a witch!!

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:33 PM
No! No!

I can explain... the broomstick is a gay sex toy, the nose is a carrot tied on with a stick, and i swear to god i'm heavier than a duck!

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 06:34 PM
^But you got better, I suppose?


Goddamn you cultural inbreds if FP is the only one that gets this

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:35 PM
Yes. Unlike the poor cat.

My gf didnt notice the cats for years! :p: Fool!

ED- awww, you knew i'd get it. You think im clever.

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 06:39 PM
Goddamn you cultural inbreds if FP is the only one that gets this

You mean you're not just being a caring internet friend?

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:41 PM
*Points to sig with expression of satisfaction knowing one is now on the band wagon*:D

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 06:43 PM
While everybody else wakes up and smells the coffee, coffee wakes up and smells Resi.

Jazz isn't random, that's just the sound musicians make when they know Resi is listening.

In the gospel according to Resi, if Hendrix, Clapton and Page were to jam, the most impressive guitarist playing would be Paul Gilbert.

The Suhr standard is the perfect guitar for the perfect guitarist, although Resi did not play at the time of its inception, the world knew he was coming.

The only thing that cannot be criticised is Resi's criticism.

Logarithmic scales lose accuracy because Resi is watching them.

Resi remembers the Alamo.

Freepower
06-29-2006, 06:43 PM
Awww man, we should start a club...

And on that note, i'm off to bed. I was up late last night. I was up early this morning. And if you guys weren't so entertaining i'd be sleeping now. :)

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:45 PM
Night night Fp.

Bravo PoP, well put.

*R.E.M's arounf the room,waiting for...him*

paddyo
06-29-2006, 06:52 PM
Double post FTW!

I'm also off to bed to fight my recent insomnia(fucking prick that it is...).

Nightey-o!:)

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 07:06 PM
I'd say something, but I'm afraid I'll ruin the moment :p:

Prophet of Page
06-29-2006, 07:11 PM
Yngwie Malmsteen taught God how to play guitar, Resi taught Yngwie how to teach.

Paul IS dead, he offered himself after talking to Resi.

Tom is so good at making phrases like this, even Resi couldn't do any better

What is the sound of one hand clapping? Ask Resi, it's bound to be in his music library.

There is no I in team, there are two I's in Resiliance. **** you, team.

Rooster's don't crow in Belgium, they're afraid Resi will compare them to Geoff Tate.

Resi likes his coffee like he likes his women, on a computer screen.

The only thing quicker than Resi's fingers is his wit.

Resi believes that arguing is not pointless, don't argue with him on this, it's pointless.

Resi firmly believes that maelstrom is a ****ing AWESOME word.

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 07:19 PM
I'd say something, but I'm afraid I'll ruin the moment :p:

Well allow me..

I present to the citizens of UG... Freepower and the haunted cheese:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/Gilbert_Pwns/FP.gif

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 07:24 PM
Quick, let's analyse his picking style! :haha

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 07:28 PM
Looks like a vertical paralyzed oscillation to me... very efficient, if I do say so myself.

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 07:32 PM
Don't forget it sounds very even UNLESS when applied after 11:03 in the morning after eating pancakes.

Then it just sounds sloppy, but a good way to bypass that is to inject a certain diagonal oscillatory flux into your flexor carpi radialis.

SilentDeftone
06-29-2006, 07:33 PM
Have you been taking lessons from Scourge on eyebrow-muscle control? :no:

-Silly_willy_Sugar_pants :dance:

splice
06-29-2006, 07:42 PM
Don't forget it sounds very even UNLESS when applied after 11:03 in the morning after eating pancakes.

Then it just sounds sloppy, but a good way to bypass that is to inject a certain diagonal oscillatory flux into your flexor carpi radialis.


this is especially true in the city of Bangkock

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 07:43 PM
Don't forget it sounds very even UNLESS when applied after 11:03 in the morning after eating pancakes.

Then it just sounds sloppy, but a good way to bypass that is to inject a certain diagonal oscillatory flux into your flexor carpi radialis.

Careful with that though, you could get cartilius in your wrist's lateral tendonium.

That's a bitch, let me tell you..

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 07:57 PM
^^Well done, you killed it :(

:o That was to SD, apparently not.

I repent, master.

Damn you, page 7!

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 08:01 PM
Well allow me..

I present to the citizens of UG... Freepower and the haunted cheese:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/Gilbert_Pwns/FP.gif

:haha :haha

You're awesome, snow

Resiliance
06-29-2006, 08:04 PM
Well would you look at the time... Orange already.

I bid thee farewell, oh valiant brethren.


And maelstrom is a ****ing awesome word.

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 08:13 PM
Farewell indeed! http://sl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/16/16457ctasv1mmiy.gif

garden of grey
06-29-2006, 09:35 PM
please close this its sad it has more posts than just about any shred oriented thread

SnowballofDoom
06-29-2006, 09:37 PM
^Hey... no.

Shoo shoo, go on now.

TheUltimateSin
06-29-2006, 10:15 PM
please close this its sad it has more posts than just about any shred oriented thread

:eek: A non-believer! Repent thyself, vile Demon!

You're clearly not a reg here at the SF :rolleyes:

apocalypse13
06-29-2006, 10:18 PM
^But you got better, I suppose?


Goddamn you cultural inbreds if FP is the only one that gets this
I got it Resi!!! :D

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!!!!!!!