Something_Vague Vs Silence_Evolves [Rap Battle]


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Something_Vague
11-04-2006, 08:52 PM
silence evolves is such a prissy fag,
he used his father's mouth for a cum rag.
and a lil' bit of disrespect for his dirty slag,
it take a lil bit more than his sister's ****ty nag,
to **** his **** up like a boy with a clerk tag,
so i pumped 'em both full o' lead from me colt mag.
he can't touch me, i'm the invincible warrior,
and now he is talking down to me,
i'll make him breath calamity,
i'm make you eat misery,
i'm the omega son, the alpha gun,
you can't break the king,
his eyes are all watery,
and his blood is stained with art fag coffee,
the only thing left are the marks in his whitey tighteys.
cuz he just shat on himself thinking about something vague's verbal remedy,
the old school clarity,
the locust enigma that walks the streets,
breaking the faces that i so happen to meet,
i'm the omega son, the alpha gun,
and i'll kill your ass for fun.

SilenceEvolves
11-04-2006, 09:24 PM
wow if those rhymes were a yard, it'd be filled with dog ****
have some courtesy and bring a plastic bag next time you blog, bitch
and son, with all those lines you bite,
you must be chipping teeth when you write,
and that's cool, for real, i'm not your dentist,
but don't steal from kids still in single digits.
but please onlookers help, i need some help, please,
how do you argue with a man who can't even proofread,
yet writes like a prick so ****ing pretentious
i bet he asked for a ****ing thesaurus for christmas
and draws the line from alpha to omega
using so many periods he's leaking blood,
save the punctuation for your white congregation,
nigga you can't write right when you speak like a hatian.
get off me indie butterfly, i'll put you in a cocoon,
'cause your whack ass rhymes won't fly in this room.

streetcarp19
11-04-2006, 09:39 PM
haha, Corey takes the cake with these lines alone.

how do you argue with a man who can't even proofread,
yet writes like a prick so ****ing pretentious
i bet he asked for a ****ing thesaurus for christmas

and

get off me indie butterfly, i'll put you in a cocoon,
'cause your whack ass rhymes won't fly in this room.

Something_Vague
11-04-2006, 09:46 PM
can we talk about time you slow ass bitch,
if i asked you to hit the lights,
would it take you a year to hit the switch?
you can process your rhymes in microsoft word,
and flip through your joke book to find a golden turd,
but the truth of the fact is your ideas are lacking,
and the pussy on your mother is the one i'm macking.
i was told you have the rep of a dog, a lab to be precise
but the way that you rap i wasn't thinking more of mice.
and you can call me a butterfly but i'll still can sting like a bee,
how many people in this forum know your name except me?
you write your poetry like a retarded conor oberst,
with your heart on your sleeve and your head in a hearse,
and has anyone even heard the way this kid talks?
he sounds like a powerpuff girl buried in a mountain of cocks.
so I will give you one last chance to just run away,
Your boyfriend is waiting and missing your anal play.

SilenceEvolves
11-04-2006, 10:05 PM
ha.
ha ha.
ha ha ha.
you say my rhymes are lacking, but all you do is call me gay?
i know a girl with torettes with something more unique to say,
"**** **** **** **** **** **** hoe damn **** **** damn ****,"
hey bro she just outrhymed you, i'm sure it's just bad luck.
you never heard me talk bitch, it must be one of your dogs,
more pale people stick with you than that **** stuck to that sock
sitting in your laundry hamper,
next to your tampons and your pampers.
oh **** i said "tampon" please don't get erect
you pimp your e-**** enough, you don't need to stretch,
or grow, or whatever, hoe, i just don't wanna hear what's next,
just because you won writer of the month doesn't mean you'll ever have sex.
nigga you ain't nothing but a bitch with a pen, gas and i'm sure a boil,
but i'm a ****ing iron man layin so much pipe you'd think i'm shell oil.

Something_Vague
11-05-2006, 12:55 AM
"**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****"
is there anything else, you would like to say?
you're making this too easy for me I should get paid.
yeah I guess you're right, it was one of my dogs,
but I really hate to tell you, that doesn't rhyme with sock.
so if you love making words rhyme that don't,
I can apply the same logic and lick your mother's cunt
The truth of the subject is you're in over your head,
But you're so ****ing stupid, I'd have to tell you Elliott Smith is dead.
You probably want to know about the time,
I was watching The Departed, you know, the one about crime,
It occured me to then, during the movie,
as I was getting my dick sucked my a hot latin coochie,
that you were a fag, and nothing could change that,
even your girlfriend who is, well, bluntly fat.
if you wanted a lardass you could have had your mother,
but knowing your teen angst, you didn't want to be like your father.
I'll tell you what you can do though,
you can stop bitching and be my ho,
first you can start by taking my calls,
which will progress into licking my balls,
But I'll pass that offer up, thanks for asking,
I never liked the experienced ones, they're not as lasting.
So in the end, you rap like child with halotosis,
And If you were a state closer I'd have to call this a crisis.

SilenceEvolves
11-05-2006, 01:07 AM
you really think dog doesn't rhyme with sock?

i already won,
so i'm not writing another one,
lol you're gay,
shut up please, go away.

Something_Vague
11-05-2006, 01:12 AM
Stress marks: [bold type] indicates the primary stressed syllable, as in news‧pa‧per [nooz-pey-per] and in‧for‧ma‧tion [in-fer-mey-shuhn]

Consonants [b] boy, baby, rob
[d] do, ladder, bed
[f] food, offer, safe
[g] get, bigger, dog
[h] happy, ahead
[j] jump, budget, age
[k] can, speaker, stick
[l] let, follow, still
[m] make, summer, time
[n] no, dinner, thin
[ng] singer, think, long
[p] put, apple, cup
[r] run, marry, far, store
[s] sit, city, passing, face
[sh] she, station, push
[t] top, better, cat
[ch] church, watching, nature, witch
[th] thirsty, nothing, math
[th] this, mother, breathe
[v] very, seven, love
[w] wear, away
[hw] where, somewhat
[y] yes, onion
[z] zoo, easy, buzz
[zh] measure, television, beige

Vowels [a] apple, can, hat
[ey] aid, hate, day
[ah] arm, father, aha
[air] air, careful, wear
[aw] all, or, talk, lost, saw

[e] ever, head, get
[ee] eat, see, need
[eer] ear, hero, beer
[er] teacher, afterward, murderer

[i] it, big, finishes
[ahy] I, ice, hide, deny

[o] odd, hot, waffle
[oh] owe, road, below
[oo] ooze, food, soup, sue
[oo] good, book, put

[oi] oil, choice, toy
[ou] out, loud, how

[uh] up, mother, mud
[uh] about, animal, problem, circus
[ur] early, bird, stirring


Foreign sounds [a] Fr. ami
[kh] Scot. loch, Ger. ach or ich
[œ] Fr. feu, Ger. schön
[r] Fr. au revoir, Yiddish rebbe
[uh] Fr. oeuvre
[y] Fr. tu, Ger. über

Sample nasalized vowels [an] Fr. bien
[ahn] Fr. croissant
[awn] Fr. bon
[œn] Fr. parfum
[in] Port. Prīncipe


DOG

SOCK

SilenceEvolves
11-05-2006, 01:44 AM
d aaaaaaaaah g
s aaaaaaaaaah ck.

Something_Vague
11-05-2006, 01:45 AM
are you retaahhhhhhhhhded?

or just from north dakota.

SilenceEvolves
11-05-2006, 01:46 AM
nah, flahida.

Something_Vague
11-05-2006, 01:48 AM
Florida is america's CAWCK

LOL

DAWG
CAWCK
SAWCK

IT DOESN'T ****ING RHYME.

does anyone but my anunciate their god damned consonants.

SilenceEvolves
11-05-2006, 01:49 AM
enunciation is for gays.

Something_Vague
11-05-2006, 01:50 AM
Well, you know how to spell so that most mean you're one of them gays.

SilenceEvolves
11-05-2006, 01:55 AM
no dude, firefox 2.0 has spellcheck built into the browser. it's tight, yo.

Something_Vague
11-05-2006, 02:01 AM
Nerd.

SilenceEvolves
11-05-2006, 02:03 AM
you own final fantasy 12.

Something_Vague
11-05-2006, 02:08 AM
you tried to spoil it for me.

Final
11-05-2006, 02:21 AM
or just from north dakota.

Ouch.:(

you own final fantasy 12.

Double ouch.. when I buy it.





:(

caz_guitar_dude
11-05-2006, 08:15 AM
Lads... Get out your rhyming dictionaries! ;)