Open Mic Battle Night


PDA

View Full Version : Open Mic Battle Night


FunkasPuck
12-15-2006, 09:33 PM
hola.

the premise is simple.
Rule 1) 16 bars each
Rule 2) there are no more rules......!!!
typical battle format. one on one.
if we get enough people we can get a little tournament going.

anyone interested?

ROUND ONE...


1. Funkaspuck (call)
vs.
2. Cubs (respond)

Winner:

3.Punchupatatigge (call)
vs
4. xArCaDiAx (respond)

Winner:

5.LOOKtheskyfell! (call)
vs
6.*Truly Ninja* (respond)

Winner:

Punchupatatigger, arcadia, looktheskyfell and truly ninja, please kindly battle in the other thread. well not kindly but you know what i mean.

7.Jammydude44 (call)
vs
8.SilenceEvolves (respond)

Winner:

.......FIGHT!!!

round two to follow.
we need at least 1 more battler for this tourny to work so sign up...or are you scared????

oh, and anyone wants to commentate on any round other than your own, then feel free. we need peeps to work out whos winning.

cubs
12-15-2006, 09:57 PM
im in but wait, whens the deadline? is it tonight or what?

pooch0072
12-15-2006, 10:05 PM
This song is for lyrics competitions, not music competitions. If you want to start any lyrics tournaments, there's a tournament suggestion thread.

EDIT: Sorry about that, misread it lol, open for business:cheers:

cubs
12-16-2006, 09:12 PM
anyone else?

FunkasPuck
12-17-2006, 07:56 PM
well cubs, looks like round one is you vs. me.
i'll start.
all i had to go on was a name so.....


--------------------------------------------------------------

Jog on cub,
i think your mother bear is calling
ya surely wont be mauling me because your style is appalling.
galling rhymes, a jarring flow you are a manifest cliche
this is sparring to me, daily i slay ursidae, ok?
im a deity
i am fates great designer
universally you wont find anybody finer
i am orion, i will trek the universe you find ya
and turn this ursine mexican into an ursa minor

this hunt is all in fun dont be upset that you got done
this is a broken legged two horse race
im loading up the shotgun
you're shook and spun
my rhymings just begun
i will assault and batter you like you're in a chicken run
and if you live to see the sun then you should thank your lucky stars
in 16 bars i left you feathered, tarred and riddled you with scars
i run the ultimate guitar rap dojo
so either listen to my lesson, cub, or **** off back to chicago....

peace out.

punchupatatigge
12-17-2006, 08:15 PM
Can I post commentary?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATCHOO GONN DOOO CUBS??

EDIT: I'll go against you, Arcadia =].

xArCaDiAx
12-17-2006, 08:15 PM
im in.

LOOKtheskyfell!
12-17-2006, 08:49 PM
count me in. g.

*Truly Ninja*
12-17-2006, 08:52 PM
someone challenge me. SOMEONE DO IT

Jammydude44
12-18-2006, 03:04 PM
I've never done this in my life.

I'm in, pm me when I'm needed if I happen to be late.

Jamie

FunkasPuck
12-19-2006, 11:13 AM
jamie, you are as of yet unpartnered. dont worry, we'll remedy that.
everyone else, get spittin!
check whether you are calling, or responding and get cracking!!!

SilenceEvolves
12-19-2006, 12:40 PM
i'll take on little jamie.

FunkasPuck
12-19-2006, 12:41 PM
hooray, hooray,
the tourneys underway!

lllllllllllets get ready to rumblllllllllllllle.....

when ur ready people

stratkat
12-19-2006, 12:48 PM
I'll take the place of anyone who drops out or can't be in the first round, I've never done anything even close to this, so I imagine I suck.

Jammydude44
12-19-2006, 01:33 PM
you call me little but i've got alot to show
let me show you the ropes, teach you the lingo
i'm not just a writer but a preacher to the choir
dressed up in robes compared to your drab attire
spittin' down hymns with flow and a meanin'
pray to me Silence i see your eyes dreamin'
i'll try not to confuse you, amuse you with wit
twist tongues with timing so slickly quick
i'm like the pope of rhyme and rhythm
the only pure and white rappin' organism
i wrote the bible on wording a passage
go pick up a copy just like the world's masses
proved i can get up to the mic and speak easy
i know you're scared, at least a lil' queasy
so take a step back get your head out your ass
'cos this open mic fight might well be your last

FunkasPuck
12-19-2006, 02:27 PM
oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
silence evolves! fight!

#1 synth
12-19-2006, 02:35 PM
you want them to do this is the same thread? it seems to me like it's going to get cluttered...

Jammydude44
12-19-2006, 02:37 PM
^ Saves the forum clogging up, I think it's fine keeping it in the one thread synthy :P

FunkasPuck
12-19-2006, 02:38 PM
dammit i just started another one.
itll probably be easier with two anyway. people will be posting accross eachother otherwise

cubs
12-19-2006, 05:56 PM
hey man just letting you know im still in, ive been busy lately with school and stuff, ill probably get my rap by tonight or tomorrow

stratkat
12-19-2006, 06:08 PM
posted by Jammy:
well be your last

Just thought I'd point it out, even though I suck at spelling and grammar.

Jammydude44
12-20-2006, 01:09 PM
no, that's right- might well be your last.

Jamie

stratkat
12-20-2006, 05:37 PM
I don't remember the "might", but maybe I missed it.

SilenceEvolves
12-21-2006, 03:08 AM
oooooooh jamie
i'm gonna make it rain on this nigga.

boy
why do i see you deranging
estranging
is it 'cause the score cards came by
and all named me,
you see B, i'm just gaming,
framing
my initials into the score board,
because if poetry was coded,
and me and you was playing,
i would be winning,
and won,
it's done,
we had our fun,
lets go score some rum,
shoot yourself with a gun,
chew some bubble gum,
whatever, dawg,
whatever floats your preteen boat,
keeps your midget ass afloat,
you may just be the pope,
but nigga you can't flow.

maybe your just a bishop,
can't even keep your rhymes straight,
or maybe your just a mishap,
an expired condom and a penetrate.
because when it comes down to it,
your most acclaimed piece is about whacking
your two-inch love beam,
or scratch pole? whack-a-mole?
can it be love if you've never reached a hole?
you're a piece, i'm a whole,
i can write on anything
and everything,
i mesmerize my enemies,
so memorize this before you leave,
i'm like mcdonalds
da da da da da
they're lovin' it,
would you like onion rings or fries with this?

oh jamie
oh jamie
mommy says stay inside,
'cause little boy, it's raining.

SilenceEvolves
12-21-2006, 03:10 AM
oops i was hurrying and didn't really read the OP.

whatever, pretend i took away some line breaks, there's sixteen bars.

holla.

Jammydude44
12-22-2006, 06:56 AM
you rap with oohs like an american pop star
in this game onomatopoeia won't get you too far
below par, you can't even count bars
talkin' like you're up there with the stars
c'mon silence at least bring it a little
your flows jerky, your lines non-committal
mcdonalds is right, a danger to the public
you'll be shot down before you even become pubic
'cos I know your just a seven year old kid
asking his ma to come wash his pits
come call me when you're a bit older
'cos your reps on the wire, and i'm the solder
i've got your every move under wraps, relax,
i'll give you one more go before i take off my slacks
'cos when I do you'll realise what it takes to be a man
a perfect 16 compared to your dickless can

MastaBassist10
12-22-2006, 12:53 PM
Now I ain't no theif
and I ain't no killer
all I'm sayin is I'm the legendary liquid rhyme spiller
I'm swinging like gorillas
all over the place
betta guard your grill
cause I'm up in your face
I'll breaks some antiques and your mom's favorite vase
Then I'll serve some shit sweeter than donuts with glaze
I'll burn your eyes with some mace
and put you back in your place
As I take you higher than those drugs that you lace
I destroy enemie's bases
With rockets and hand gernades
Then I'll pass out candy like a clown
at a motherfuckin parade
My rhymes are phat like cake
They throw you back like speedboat wake
And I'm cookin up raps
like your daughter's easy-bake.

I'm grounded from the internet, but Ill see what I can do. Maybe get me in for january, cause I'm grounded till the end of the year. Also, if anyone wants a freestyle beat to... conceive [rhymes, that is, silly perverts], I can hook you up with a super-basic beat that just loops for 11:something minutes and I find great to freestyle over.

WAIT. Why only 16 bars? In my experience, and I've had a bit, you know, doing this just about every day at school, the point of a battle is to see how long you can go, sustaining a tight flow and awesome word-play (which includes rhyme). So... fuck the 16 bars shit, I'm going all out.

FunkasPuck
12-22-2006, 03:04 PM
yo.

16 bars only.
you have to keep it concise and to the point. if you can put a lyrical beatdown on someone and say everything you need to say in 16 bars then big up, if not then tough luck.

i would say the point of a freestyle BATTLE is to stay on point and beat your opponent. its not about just spouting random party lyrics, its about observing what your opponent has to say, and responding. and therein lies the skill. and if you can throw up verses that are so cutting, that your opponent cant come back to it then you win. simple
tight flow and elegant word play are a given in rap. when battling, content is key

doing this just about every day at school

isnt real experience. go to any proper battle and they will at least set you a time limit.

peace out.

PS. oooooh silence evolves. whatchya gonna do? as of yet jammydude gets my vote but that could all change, you got one more response left (lets keep it to two verses per battle per person otherwise this could go on forever)


EDIT: mastabassist, wtf do you know, you are only 15. i doubt the clubs that actually host battles would let you in anyway.

its a moot point anyway because you arent even in this contest, but the rules state 16 bars. you dont like it then go on, **** off, and take you're useless rhymes back to school with you little boy.
you are not a real rapper, you are a child who has been grounded from the internet.
stfu and stop being an arrogant little ****.
/rant

peace out.

MastaBassist10
12-23-2006, 12:53 AM
yo.

16 bars only.
you have to keep it concise and to the point. if you can put a lyrical beatdown on someone and say everything you need to say in 16 bars then big up, if not then tough luck.

i would say the point of a freestyle BATTLE is to stay on point and beat your opponent. its not about just spouting random party lyrics, its about observing what your opponent has to say, and responding. and therein lies the skill. and if you can throw up verses that are so cutting, that your opponent cant come back to it then you win. simple
tight flow and elegant word play are a given in rap. when battling, content is key



isnt real experience. go to any proper battle and they will at least set you a time limit.

peace out.

PS. oooooh silence evolves. whatchya gonna do? as of yet jammydude gets my vote but that could all change, you got one more response left (lets keep it to two verses per battle per person otherwise this could go on forever)Errr. I believe someone's never been to a real battle. Organised battles are bullshit. Real battles are when someone comes in with a beats and two guys rap over it against eachother until they can't anymore. Freestyle is just like a guitar solo. It can be short and sweet, short and crappy, long and tight, or long and dumb. If a battle is gona be restricted by the amount of words or lines, then this real rapper is gonna stay out of this bullshit "battle".

Jammydude44
12-23-2006, 08:10 AM
Err Actually Mastabassist you never even signed up for this so this discussions kinda just spamming this thread.

Bring it silence :D

Jamie

cubs
12-23-2006, 06:06 PM
funkaspuck, is that it? is that all you got?
if that was your best, anyone will beat yo ass in the spot
man that rap was the weakest ive ever seen
that sounded like a rap from a white rappin preteen
and im not even sure if that shit can be considered a rap
cus bitch you did nothing more but come up with nonsense crap.
and your not the best 'round here im kicking you out of the throne
my rhymes will kill you, my ideas will blow you outta the map like a cyclone
now im the king of this land while youre just another slave
bitch when you challenged me you were just digging up your own grave
you dont stand a chance in this, just quit and get a real job
cus when compared to you, im practically god
and dont be talking bout shit you know nothin about
if you got nothing to say, just shut your ****in mouth
i was expecting more but your raps are just like 50cents
theyre cheap they suck ass and they dont even make sence
they ****in suck so much theyr not even worth more than half dollar
i swear if you come up with rhymes that weak again, ill ****in go rape your mother
cus people like you should be shot for having such weak lines
no wonder why fiftycent has been shot 9 times
and i hope you learnt the lesson, just stop rappin such weak shit
in fact why dont you just quit rapping, get outta this forum, and go back to the pit


:)


wait, was it supposed to be exactly 16 lines? =/
cus some people did more than 16 so i though it had to be atleast 16, thats why i did more :wtf:

cubs
01-03-2007, 02:26 AM
bump
guys the competition is still going :rolleyes:

Piro Gonzalez
01-07-2007, 07:49 PM
Too late to sign up for another round or something?

SilenceEvolves
01-07-2007, 08:03 PM
oh ****. i forgot. i'll write a retort now if you want jammy.

holla

stratkat
01-07-2007, 11:30 PM
This battle thing just kinda fell apart.

Jammydude44
01-08-2007, 04:02 AM
Lasty one silence, 2 each :)

Smoothrider_41
01-18-2007, 09:07 PM
ill have a go