The Bass Orgasm: Can Sound Induce Orgasm?


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SOCOOLITHURTS
03-25-2007, 10:49 PM
Ah the bass, one of the manliest instruments out there. Though there are many things that make it manly, quite possibly the biggest reason is that its earth shaking lows are said to be able to cause a female to orgasm right there in the audience. I personally have never witnessed this but I think it is completely possible given the right circumstances.

What are your thoughts on this stimulating subject?

maXterbat0r
03-25-2007, 10:51 PM
I'd try it out and sit on my amp, but it's almost midnight and my pedals are in the way. :(

SkaBass
03-25-2007, 10:51 PM
If it did why dont we get laided more?

Drmckool
03-25-2007, 10:52 PM
^that's a very valid point

yawn
03-25-2007, 10:52 PM
Pfft...drums are manlier :o

HyperBoy2519
03-25-2007, 10:53 PM
it worked in the Howard Stern movie...the chick sat on the speaker and Stern blew into it with the bass all the way up

epy
03-25-2007, 10:53 PM
in the pick of destiny...jack black makes a woman orgasm with his manly voice. so yep. possible. lol

justin_fraser
03-25-2007, 10:54 PM
I quite agree, drums are much manlier. And it seems that the high frequencies of guitars have a better effect on women. That research was done by me, because whenever I played guitar, the ladies were all over me, when i played bass, the ladies were all over the guitarist. So theres your proof gentlemen, read em and weep.

SOCOOLITHURTS
03-25-2007, 10:57 PM
If it did why dont we get laided more?

Sounds like a personal problem

SOCOOLITHURTS
03-25-2007, 11:00 PM
I quite agree, drums are much manlier. And it seems that the high frequencies of guitars have a better effect on women. That research was done by me, because whenever I played guitar, the ladies were all over me, when i played bass, the ladies were all over the guitarist. So theres your proof gentlemen, read em and weep.

My research tells me that ladies don't really give a **** what you play, they just go for the hottest guy on stage. Thats unfortunately the simple truth.

JustRooster
03-25-2007, 11:03 PM
My girlfriend likes to sit on my Amp while I play.... It prolly couldn't get it all the way, but definatly warms one up...

thefitz
03-25-2007, 11:09 PM
If maybe you can get the amp to boost the eigenfrequency of a clitoris, we may have something. How possible is that? Not sure.

Also, I really use stage presence, charisma, and self confidence to my advantage.

justin_fraser
03-25-2007, 11:58 PM
My research tells me that ladies don't really give a **** what you play, they just go for the hottest guy on stage. Thats the simple truth.

:haha

Fair enough. You did realise I was joking up there right?

SOCOOLITHURTS
03-26-2007, 12:13 AM
:haha

Fair enough. You did realise I was joking up there right?

Yea man I just thought I'd put it out there though. :cheers:

flyingmarlin
03-26-2007, 05:12 AM
yes it can, the resonant frequency of the vagina is around the same frequency as a low G, F sharp and F.

GodSaveUsAll
03-26-2007, 06:30 AM
this thread doesnt make you any less of an idiot you are like me.

mangablade
03-26-2007, 10:34 AM
yes it can, the resonant frequency of the vagina is around the same frequency as a low G, F sharp and F.


Yummmm Flappy ;)

jk.

Hey, it made ME orgasm... Girls: easyyy :p:

TJ1991
03-26-2007, 10:38 AM
yes it can, the resonant frequency of the vagina is around the same frequency as a low G, F sharp and F.
I found that out for myself. By accident :D

Aaah, good times...

not enough
03-26-2007, 10:52 AM
well, i was at the aussie pink floyd tribute show the other week and it was immense. almost orgasmed

BassistGal
03-26-2007, 11:44 AM
Yes, for all of you little pervs out there, the frequencies are between 33-35 hz (Low F to low G).

Knock yourself out.

Dinkydaisy
03-26-2007, 12:17 PM
...Bass is a manly instrument?

Welsh Guitar
03-26-2007, 12:21 PM
The only possible answer is that Dinky has a tiny little weiner hiding in her pubic region.

BassistGal
03-26-2007, 12:35 PM
^ no actually, i wouldnt consider Bass to be so manly.

HorridxHopes
03-26-2007, 12:48 PM
Maybe if she put her cooter right on the corner of the amp for MAXIMUM CLITORAL STIMULATION, but other than that I don't see it happening.

IceMan61
03-26-2007, 01:08 PM
Joking or not y'all missed the boat. Sure fire Big O machine is my Harley. Can't believe I'm the only bass playa with one!!!???!!!??? <evil grin>

bornfidelity
03-26-2007, 01:17 PM
I quite agree, drums are much manlier. And it seems that the high frequencies of guitars have a better effect on women. That research was done by me, because whenever I played guitar, the ladies were all over me, when i played bass, the ladies were all over the guitarist. So theres your proof gentlemen, read em and weep.

thats got nothing to do with the bass an instrument
girls just go for the guy one stage showing off the most, and being egomaniac the most. which is usually the guitarist.
and then when the guitarist feels like taking a break he's like 'hey have you gals checked out the bass player yet?' and they go like 'who???' and he's like 'yeah he's the silent guy in the shadow over there' and they're like 'oh'

=P

FbSa
03-26-2007, 01:42 PM
Of course bass can make a girl orgasim, just ask your mother about last night.

Gmp211
03-26-2007, 02:57 PM
If it did why dont we get laided more?
The main goal is already accomplished. :rolleyes:

BassistGal
03-26-2007, 03:04 PM
thats got nothing to do with the bass an instrument
girls just go for the guy one stage showing off the most, and being egomaniac the most. which is usually the guitarist.
and then when the guitarist feels like taking a break he's like 'hey have you gals checked out the bass player yet?' and they go like 'who???' and he's like 'yeah he's the silent guy in the shadow over there' and they're like 'oh'

=P

The guy that sits alone in the dark :haha

smb
03-26-2007, 03:30 PM
Depends on the woman and the bassist ;)

LaDy_BaSs
03-26-2007, 03:33 PM
In a min... it aint that manly! Girls do play bass as well ya kno!

But anyway... the whole orgasm thing... its probably possible lol

Geekis_Khan
03-26-2007, 03:41 PM
If it did why dont we get laided more?

Because "laided" isn't a word.

yes it can, the resonant frequency of the vagina is around the same frequency as a low G, F sharp and F.
Yes, for all of you little pervs out there, the frequencies are between 33-35 hz (Low F to low G).

Knock yourself out.


How do you people know these things? I'm pretty sure it isn't common knowledge.

BassistGal
03-26-2007, 04:01 PM
Because "laided" isn't a word.





How do you people know these things? I'm pretty sure it isn't common knowledge.

Hmm.. haa... well..

I gotta go, do hmm, something else

Geekis_Khan
03-26-2007, 04:16 PM
Hmm.. haa... well..

I gotta go, do hmm, something else

Ah... Say no more... :D

skater dan0
03-26-2007, 04:25 PM
...Bass is a manly instrument?

agreed

bass is an elegant instrument used to sculpt the feel and structure of a piece of music.

if by bass is 'manly' you mean its harsh and clumsy then you obviously don't know what the hell your doing

aaaaannnndddd

on topic i don't think bass tones can make a girl orgasm but i think its a good starter

bassmanjoe08
03-26-2007, 04:36 PM
Screw the Brown Note; I Must Acheive The Wet Note!!

SOCOOLITHURTS
03-26-2007, 05:41 PM
Okay, by "manly" I meant it has a longer neck, thicker strings, bigger body, and well... Its can make a woman orgasm. Thats manly in my book.

But seriously, don't take it too seriously. I just said it so the topic would sound better.

LaDy_BaSs
03-26-2007, 05:47 PM
So basically... ur sayin 'manly' as in more grrrr! (i cant think of another way to explain lol). Ah, i get ya now

Geekis_Khan
03-26-2007, 05:54 PM
It's manly because it's ****in' deep. And it can kick your ass.





...Grr...

Confused4930
03-26-2007, 06:30 PM
If she's sitting on the amp the right way, yes.

LaDy_BaSs
03-26-2007, 06:32 PM
If she's sitting on the amp the right way, yes.

Whats 'the right way' then??

Confused4930
03-26-2007, 06:42 PM
Straddling it?

LaDy_BaSs
03-26-2007, 06:45 PM
Nice way of putting it lol

UndeadPaperclip
03-26-2007, 06:56 PM
Great, asshole, you people just ruined my musical career since theres no way I'm going to be able to write a song without using the low F, F#, and G in it, and eventually that is going to suck.

Kutanmoogle
03-26-2007, 07:04 PM
Great, asshole, you people just ruined my musical career since theres no way I'm going to be able to write a song without using the low F, F#, and G in it, and eventually that is going to suck.

You mean eventually they are going to suck.

UndeadPaperclip
03-26-2007, 07:12 PM
You mean eventually they are going to suck.

Well, yes, but I thought that was implied. Jeez.

Keef-is-king
03-26-2007, 07:17 PM
yes, it happened to our rhythm guitarist at practice.

I commend her for staying in the band.

UndeadPaperclip
03-26-2007, 07:35 PM
yes, it happened to our rhythm guitarist at practice.

I commend her for staying in the band.

Dude, after that...who wouldn't?

canadianpunk071
03-26-2007, 07:37 PM
yes, it happened to our rhythm guitarist at practice.

I commend her for staying in the band.

:haha

Anyway, after reading this thread, I started a discussion with a few female friends. I have three 'bass dates' next weekend. Thanks guys.

EDIT: I will report my findings, in the name of...science. Yes, they'll believe that...*shifty eyes*

:cheers:

UndeadPaperclip
03-26-2007, 07:40 PM
:haha

Anyway, after reading this thread, I started a discussion with a few female friends. I have three 'bass dates' next weekend. Thanks guys.

EDIT: I will report my findings, in the name of...science. Yes, they'll believe that...*shifty eyes*

:cheers:

oh my fucking roflcopter I did the same thing :haha

In the name of science, of course

thefitz
03-26-2007, 08:07 PM
I think bass is plenty manly. I like being on the bottom.

Anyway, bassy tones giving orgasms make sense. Ever notice why no girls ever go to Rush concerts? It's Geddy's trebly, tinny bass tone!

mellowness
03-26-2007, 08:12 PM
oh man i gotta get my girlfriend to sit on my amp next time i play for her.

wont she be suprised ^_^

Yertle
03-26-2007, 08:12 PM
I think it speaks to the type of people bassists generally are that people are arguing over which instrument makes them the most attractive.

Pretty much screwed from the get go.

thefitz
03-26-2007, 08:16 PM
oh man i gotta get my girlfriend to sit on my amp next time i play for her.

wont she be suprised ^_^

I'd get my girlfriend to sit on my amp, but it's castors have only a 375lb weight limit.

:devil:

Keef-is-king
03-26-2007, 08:17 PM
Dude, after that...who wouldn't?

I wouldn't
If you orgasm'd while sitting on a Fender rumble 100 during an Audioslave song, would you?

MX4Life
03-26-2007, 08:54 PM
Are we talking fret-one-on-E-string low F? Or dropped-so-low-its-inaudible low F?

Barboom
03-26-2007, 09:28 PM
Are we talking fret-one-on-E-string low F? Or dropped-so-low-its-inaudible low F?
thats a good question. i need to know what to boost. :p:

canadianpunk071
03-26-2007, 11:12 PM
I'd get my girlfriend to sit on my amp, but it's castors have only a 375lb weight limit.

:devil:

Shazam!

Fast_Bear
03-27-2007, 12:52 AM
I have a quesion: What is more important?

Getting a girl to sit on your 4000$ amp so you can make her orgasm?
OR
Replacing the 4000$ amp after the girl has nasty sex with the amp (and then you get sloppy seconds) because TEH JUCES ruin the amp?

Acid-Koolaid
03-27-2007, 01:01 AM
Everyone knows the the flute, despite it's small size, its puny sound etc....Teh FLUTE RULES ALL O.O

stabitha
03-27-2007, 03:07 AM
yer defiently sit on the amp mann


but thats ew

dont take away your amps innosence

TSelman
03-27-2007, 03:14 AM
I have no clue...don't want to know either lol

mellowness
03-27-2007, 06:02 AM
haha i told my gf about it and she wants to try so im gonna let her go for it

MX4Life
03-27-2007, 06:28 AM
Are we talking fret-one-on-E-string low F? Or dropped-so-low-its-inaudible low F?

.. any answers?

UndeadPaperclip
03-27-2007, 06:53 AM
I have a quesion: What is more important?

Getting a girl to sit on your 4000$ amp so you can make her orgasm?
OR
Replacing the 4000$ amp after the girl has nasty sex with the amp (and then you get sloppy seconds) because TEH JUCES ruin the amp?

Sure, phrasing a question like that you want to answer obviously, but think about it...I'd still choose the first one, 'cause if you can get a chick to juice enough to ruin an amp after just sitting on it once, you will never have trouble getting laid ever again.

Ever.

6stringbasshred
03-27-2007, 07:35 AM
Well, wouldnt you wana make your girl orgasm from you and not your bass?
More fun for the both of you then ;)

IndianRockStar
03-27-2007, 10:14 AM
I think its the REALLY low F#.

Because if it was the normal F# there would be orgasms everytime someone played another one bites the dust...half the song is E, semitone below.

PLUGINCHILD
03-27-2007, 10:28 AM
oh my fucking roflcopter I did the same thing :haha

In the name of science, of course

me too just to get laid afterwards oohhh and science

Tallman
03-27-2007, 12:10 PM
It should be possible.

Everything vibrates at a certain frequency. Basses probably cant go low enough though.

jman007_93
03-27-2007, 01:04 PM
thats good. i never even thought of sumthing like this. crazy....but cool

bornfidelity
03-27-2007, 01:18 PM
Sure, phrasing a question like that you want to answer obviously, but think about it...I'd still choose the first one, 'cause if you can get a chick to juice enough to ruin an amp after just sitting on it once, you will never have trouble getting laid ever again.

Ever.

qfit

(quoted for infinite truth)

FbSa
03-27-2007, 01:32 PM
Ok this thread's first page started at a 5, and this second page has made it slide down to about a 1.275. But whilst in the category of bringing down the thread, How do you guys seriously know that it's from F-G? Are we talking wikipedia or what?

Nutter_101
03-27-2007, 01:59 PM
Personally, I'd love to see the google results for
"Bass Orgasm Frequency"

I'd find that really amusing... Am I alone?

BassistGal
03-27-2007, 02:14 PM
We're speaking one octave lower :(

And dont how do we know, we just do :p:

But even at the low E on a bass (41hz) you can still make any girl feel "it", very very good.

flyingmarlin
03-27-2007, 02:16 PM
Ok this thread's first page started at a 5, and this second page has made it slide down to about a 1.275. But whilst in the category of bringing down the thread, How do you guys seriously know that it's from F-G? Are we talking wikipedia or what?


this is a time i wish i could say

I heard it from a guy down the pub

i heard it from an intelligent person on Ug.

and yes, there are some intelligent people on Ug

thefitz
03-27-2007, 02:17 PM
Why does the frequency have to be low? If you hit a B string on the 12th fret, the damn cabinet vibrates like a sonofabitch. I think THAT'S more likely to get the stimulating done than a low note. Play high up on the thick strings, and boost those low-mids.

flyingmarlin
03-27-2007, 02:22 PM
Why does the frequency have to be low? If you hit a B string on the 12th fret, the damn cabinet vibrates like a sonofabitch. I think THAT'S more likely to get the stimulating done than a low note. Play high up on the thick strings, and boost those low-mids.


the reason you have been told a low note is because that frequency produced is the same as the resonant frequency of the clitoris.

but i can see where you are coming from. :peace: