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james99
07-12-2007, 04:21 PM
Ok im 14 years of age and still can't ejeculate, at what age did you start coming? Cause im getting worried i got some kinda problem or something or am i just a bit late.

Chickenparts
07-12-2007, 04:23 PM
For gods sake! This isn't ultimate boner .com!!

gibson_lover_ga
07-12-2007, 04:23 PM
I came for the first time at 12...

But +1 to Chickenparts.

eXor
07-12-2007, 04:23 PM
11 or so

_Mayday_
07-12-2007, 04:23 PM
Put icyhot on it!

Tom Martin
07-12-2007, 04:24 PM
You have a problem.

Isn't there anyone in your life you can talk to? A Doctor, your parents, a psychiatrist, a teacher... anyone? What makes you go on internet forums to ask about problems like this?

daft
07-12-2007, 04:24 PM
For gods sake! This isn't ultimate boner .com!!


Wait....what????!!!

MedicreDemon
07-12-2007, 04:25 PM
LOL i started at like 11 dude

james99
07-12-2007, 04:25 PM
no i asked my friends they all have already, im the odd one out. Am i strange? And no its not ultimate boner.com but it is the pit!

dean_dc
07-12-2007, 04:25 PM
dude, just wank hard i bet you can!! i believe in you!!!!!

and if u cant, u will be able to soon, and its not asif its gonna be on a test so dont worry about it

rabidguitarist
07-12-2007, 04:25 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?

Captain Insano
07-12-2007, 04:25 PM
Isn't there already a huge Sex Thread. Go Ask there.

We'realltoBlame
07-12-2007, 04:26 PM
You can't cum and you're 14? You have AIDS! GTFO!

Waterboy799
07-12-2007, 04:26 PM
about 5 minutes ago

charvel_man
07-12-2007, 04:27 PM
If you are a late one you should begin around now right? I think I was able to at around late 12's/ early 13's.

SOADwannabe
07-12-2007, 04:27 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?


LMFAO!!! +1

technicolour
07-12-2007, 04:27 PM
You have no problem, my friend didn't start masturbating till gr. 10 or 11, there's no hurry.

poopsmith666
07-12-2007, 04:27 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?

I'd sig that, but I love the stuff in my sig currently

Guitarist132
07-12-2007, 04:27 PM
13

funkyfigure8
07-12-2007, 04:27 PM
lol dude you need to go out and buy a new wanker

Scooch
07-12-2007, 04:28 PM
I was either 13 or 14. I wouldn't go to a doctor being concerned about it yet.

big-T
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
12

Climate
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
yeah that is very strange :S

boycew30
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?

LMAO!!! :haha

We'realltoBlame
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
Pics or it didn't...oh...wait....

Demonikk
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
I'd sig that, but I love the stuff in my sig currently
Then I guess I'll have to :D

bootyking69
07-12-2007, 04:30 PM
awhhhh i remember when i used to jack off... good times... now i just dump a load in my girlfriend everyday.. its way better too!!

ohh its normal dude some dudes just hit puberty and go through faster then others.. if you dont cum when your 18 then you have a problem!!

hey you shoot blanks you cant get a girl pregant that rules!!

Doolittle
07-12-2007, 04:30 PM
Hey did anyone notice how hot Luna Lovegood is in the Harry Potter movie?

oh yeah and probably 13 is the starting age

zerohero
07-12-2007, 04:30 PM
dude it also depends on what kind of under wear u wear, if u wear briefs or tighty whiteies that could be the problem, wear boxers those are ur best bet, and if that doesnt work somethings wrong

TheDarkestNights
07-12-2007, 04:31 PM
12.

Bart-kun
07-12-2007, 04:31 PM
Dude...I started cumming at 11.

Eh, but it's probably normal. Don't lose sleep over it.

But what do I know. Go check with a doctor if ya want.

funkyfigure8
07-12-2007, 04:31 PM
btw. what would jesus do?

RJayZ
07-12-2007, 04:31 PM
THREAD HIJACKED.

ITT WE NOW TELL EACH OTHER HOW OLD WE WERE WHEN WE FIRST BURST A LOAD.

11 here

Doobergn
07-12-2007, 04:31 PM
how many 14 year old dick threads do we need here? I swear a pedophile would have a field day on this site.

whack-a-bass
07-12-2007, 04:31 PM
i didnt start till i was 20

Fryer Mike
07-12-2007, 04:32 PM
i started when i was like.. 8...
still no when your 14?
get a girlfriend dude

Slaytanic6606
07-12-2007, 04:32 PM
I was 12 when I started.

SkullGuitar
07-12-2007, 04:32 PM
Have you tried wanking correctly? Maybe your wanking to hard? TRy porn?

someguitarguy88
07-12-2007, 04:33 PM
You have no problem, my friend didn't start masturbating till gr. 10 or 11, there's no hurry.

What, and miss the joys of accidently cumming on your shirt and explaining to your parents that it was mayonaisse?! I say he heads to the nearest porn site, strats jerking and starts life anew!

Demonikk
07-12-2007, 04:34 PM
Save up for a few days and then have a toss

Nebjy
07-12-2007, 04:35 PM
11
or 12
I kinda wasnt really looking at my bathroom when i was wanking.

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 04:35 PM
Why do you need to start producing sperm at 14? Do you want to make a girl pregnant or what? It will only be a real problem if you don't start after like 18. Just wait a bit. Some people start later than others.

funkyfigure8
07-12-2007, 04:35 PM
microwave a cantalope, and proceed to ****

(well it sounds good!)

bootyking69
07-12-2007, 04:36 PM
dude it also depends on what kind of under wear u wear, if u wear briefs or tighty whiteies that could be the problem, wear boxers those are ur best bet, and if that doesnt work somethings wrong


your a retard buddy get some sex education!

ebbbaaa
07-12-2007, 04:36 PM
5 months old. One time when my mom was changing my diaper, I shot my first load on her face.

I'm a big kid now!

someguitarguy88
07-12-2007, 04:37 PM
microwave a cantalope, and proceed to ****

(well it sounds good!)

Or you know, you can find a pie in your kitchen thats cooling off and earn best sex scene of the year if you videotape it...

thewho65
07-12-2007, 04:38 PM
Ok im 14 years of age and still can't ejeculate, at what age did you start coming? Cause im getting worried i got some kinda problem or something or am i just a bit late.

You may have a problem there. Wet dreams (nocturnal emissions) starts at 10

break-me-in
07-12-2007, 04:38 PM
You have a problem.

Isn't there anyone in your life you can talk to? A Doctor, your parents, a psychiatrist, a teacher... anyone? What makes you go on internet forums to ask about problems like this?

If you talk to your parents about your difficulty ejaculating, you're very very strange.

andyd93
07-12-2007, 04:39 PM
Ok im 14 years of age and still can't ejeculate, at what age did you start coming? Cause im getting worried i got some kinda problem or something or am i just a bit late.
What do you mean by coming?clear liquid,sometimes cloudy,depending on how ofter you cum,or just a climax,and no ejaculate whatsoever?

Im 13,(14 in a few weeks) and im ejaculating the clear/sometimes cloudy stuff,still depending on how often i thrash one out lol,as i have been for quite a while...

lyingfromyou118
07-12-2007, 04:40 PM
i started when i was like.. 8...
still no when your 14?
get a girlfriend dude

This has nothing to do with him having or not having a girlfriend... Just because you do, and you like to flaunt it, doesn't mean he has to, doesn't mean he doesn't have a girlfriend, and it's completely irrelevant. Having a girlfriend does not make you hit puberty faster.

Twist of fate
07-12-2007, 04:41 PM
There is a sex thread you know.

james99
07-12-2007, 04:41 PM
no i aint got a GF, and i wear the "pants" not boxers

LoveMCR
07-12-2007, 04:42 PM
This has nothing to do with him having or not having a girlfriend... Just because you do, and you like to flaunt it, doesn't mean he has to, doesn't mean he doesn't have a girlfriend, and it's completely irrelevant. Having a girlfriend does not make you hit puberty faster.


But it helps.

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 04:43 PM
But it helps.

In what way exactly?

DPH
07-12-2007, 04:43 PM
I had just turned 13, it was still kinda clear though.

And for all the people saying it starts at a certain age it doesn't. It can happen anytime.
Usually Puberty is like 9-18...

Do you have any hair in your armpits?

lyingfromyou118
07-12-2007, 04:44 PM
You may have a problem there. Wet dreams (nocturnal emissions) starts at 10

That's not guaranteed. People who don't know about things, shouldn't act like they do and give misleading information/advice.

To threadstarter: Everyone is different, you could be a late bloomer, and that's not really anything to worry about. If you feel the need to put your mind at ease however, you can talk to a doctor.

And also, to the 14 year old kid I previously quoted: 8 years old? Why were you even jerking off at 8? Shouldn't you have been doing something kid-like? I highly doubt you could produce semen at 8, but I'm not you so I'm not going to say you're lying. It doesn't make you any cooler or anything though.

calebrocker
07-12-2007, 04:44 PM
have you been through puberty?

rockdude375
07-12-2007, 04:44 PM
Right come back when your 18 and still can't come. Then you can be classed as having a problem.

Gu1tar K1d
07-12-2007, 04:45 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?
That made me smile.

Oh, I've been wanking for about 8 months (not constantly) and my birthday was a month ago. So, about 12.

Lateralus17
07-12-2007, 04:45 PM
I remember my friend told me in year 9 (age 13/14) that he couldn't cum and I took the piss out of him. He didn't to talk to me for 2 weeks after. So I would imagine it should be earlier than that.

lyingfromyou118
07-12-2007, 04:46 PM
But it helps.

Can you give some kind of backup to this? Because never have I read a study about having a girlfriend making someone hit puberty early, and how would you know about male puberty issues as a 14 year old girl?

andyd93
07-12-2007, 04:48 PM
i started when i was like.. 8...
still no when your 14?
get a girlfriend dude
Hey,whats having a girlfriend gotta do with it?I would like one,but i dont need one lol.

james99
07-12-2007, 04:48 PM
I have pubes but no armppit hair, but my friends who have come dont either

Spitz13
07-12-2007, 04:49 PM
maybee your not wanking right, remember
speed is key..

and rabidguitarist, SIGGED!

edit:

Your signature can not be longer than 250 characters.

GAY

rabidguitarist
07-12-2007, 04:49 PM
I have pubes but no armppit hair, but my friends who have come dont either

do you discuss this kind of thing?

gv is 4 fun
07-12-2007, 04:51 PM
For gods sake! This isn't ultimate boner .com!!Wait....what????!!!

sigged lol

SkullGuitar
07-12-2007, 04:52 PM
I suggest looking info on the internet if you feel awkward to talk it with people you know. You know, maybe you just can't cum,you know, maybe your dick is sterile. Feel sorry if that was the case.
Poor you if the case was that, you wouldn't be able to feel the life's best pleasure.

LoveMCR
07-12-2007, 04:53 PM
Can you give some kind of backup to this? Because never have I read a study about having a girlfriend making someone hit puberty early, and how would you know about male puberty issues as a 14 year old girl?


>.<

It was a joke.
Come on, this is the pit after all. You can't expect every answer to be 100% Sarcasm-free.

andyd93
07-12-2007, 04:53 PM
School nurse,or local medical consultant.You'll feel uncomfortable,same as when i got an injury around that area in primary school,(but we wont go in to that) but they can be really helpful.

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 04:53 PM
I suggest looking info on the internet if you feel awkward to talk it with people you know. You know, maybe you just can't cum,you know, maybe your dick is sterile. Feel sorry if that was the case.
Poor you if the case was that, you wouldn't be able to feel the life's best pleasure.

Really? There's a much greater chance it's because of his age.

james99
07-12-2007, 04:54 PM
well that was supportive skullguitar i feel really happy now!

NOT!!!

So what age should i start getting worried if it dont happen?

DPH
07-12-2007, 04:54 PM
Alright, lets ask a major question.

Have you ever orgasmed before?


Poor you if the case was that, you wouldn't be able to feel the life's best pleasure.

If cumming is life's best pleasure you haven't done enough.

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 04:54 PM
>.<

It was a joke.
Come on, this is the pit after all. You can't expect every answer to be 100% Sarcasm-free.

It was a joke? I couldn't tell, cause it wasn't very funny.

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 04:55 PM
Alright, lets ask a major question.

Have you ever orgasmed before?

Orgasmed? :haha

daft
07-12-2007, 04:55 PM
sigged lol


:haha Thank you.

Climate
07-12-2007, 04:55 PM
Save up for a few days and then have a toss
Not sure that would help since he's been saving for 14 years :P

ramguitar
07-12-2007, 04:56 PM
dude, no cumming :no pleasure , np pleasure : you are gay.
you got a BIG and with big i mean you are ****ed up.
i started at 11

rabidguitarist
07-12-2007, 04:57 PM
dude, no cumming :no pleasure , np pleasure : you are gay.
you got a BIG and with big i mean you are ****ed up.
i started at 11

....what?

DPH
07-12-2007, 04:58 PM
dude, no cumming :no pleasure , np pleasure : you are gay.
you got a BIG and with big i mean you are ****ed up.
i started at 11

Wow someone should report you.

So if you don't have any pleasure you are automatically attracted to someone of the same sex?

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 04:58 PM
dude, no cumming :no pleasure , np pleasure : you are gay.
you got a BIG and with big i mean you are ****ed up.
i started at 11

That's just stupid. Just because you haven't started at the age of 14 doesn't mean you will never be able to. And you started at 11 you say? Was that yesterday?

LoveMCR
07-12-2007, 04:59 PM
It was a joke? I couldn't tell, cause it wasn't very funny.


Someone's PMS'y today.


What's up your ass?

ChrisForce
07-12-2007, 04:59 PM
OMfG THIS IS JUST LIKE CHILDREN OF MEN!!!
YOU CANT JIZZ!!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE CAUSE OF YOU!!11
Way to not be able to reproduce, jerk. I now blame global warming on you.

Spitz13
07-12-2007, 05:01 PM
Wow someone should report you.

So if you don't have any pleasure you are automatically attracted to someone of the same sex?

+1

chances are you're not doing it right, i started at 12 and it was couse i got told a joke:
why did pinochio catch on fire?
the friction while he was masturbating..
so i realized, hey maybee you have to do it fast
and BAM it happened..
just remember, fast..

james99
07-12-2007, 05:02 PM
ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 05:03 PM
Someone's PMS'y today.


What's up your ass?

Touched a nerve did I? And PMS? I'm a guy...

someguitarguy88
07-12-2007, 05:03 PM
ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!

Decent? Boy, you need to go at the tempo of a Dragonforce song.

LoveMCR
07-12-2007, 05:05 PM
No offence, threadstarter. but this is hilarious.

we're on a guitar site. okay? Ultimate-guitar.com. not Ultimate-talk-about-my-penis.com.
And you're asking how to use the correct technique on how to wank.

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

Spitz13
07-12-2007, 05:07 PM
No offence, threadstarter. but this is hilarious.

we're on a guitar site. okay? Ultimate-guitar.com. not Ultimate-talk-about-my-penis.com.
And you're asking how to use the correct technique on how to wank.

:wtF::WTF::WTF::WTF::WTF::WTF::WTF:

+1 but give the kid a break...
and if you wanna know teh technique.. limewire it... =O

LoveMCR
07-12-2007, 05:07 PM
Touched a nerve did I? And PMS? I'm a guy...

You sure about that?

RJayZ
07-12-2007, 05:08 PM
Oh god, wanking technique discussions?

It's on now, boys.

someguitarguy88
07-12-2007, 05:08 PM
No offence, threadstarter. but this is hilarious.

we're on a guitar site. okay? Ultimate-guitar.com. not Ultimate-talk-about-my-penis.com.
And you're asking how to use the correct technique on how to wank.

1. This is the pit. Type in penis into the search bar if it's working and be amazed.
2. Although this is a guitar site, this is the pit where you can talk about anything.
3. Penis/Sex/Masturbation threads are as much a part of UG as a guitar is to an amp.

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 05:09 PM
You sure about that?

I have a penis, so yes, pretty sure.

DPH
07-12-2007, 05:09 PM
Touched a nerve did I? And PMS? I'm a guy...

Shut up.

And,

You sure about that?

Shut up.

This isn't your thread to spam with useless arguing.

Spitz13
07-12-2007, 05:11 PM
Shut up.

And,



Shut up.

This isn't your thread to spam with useless arguing.

+10

LoveMCR
07-12-2007, 05:11 PM
I have a penis, so yes, pretty sure.



Pics or it didn't- wait.
No.

No pics of that. =].

Stentroll
07-12-2007, 05:12 PM
Shut up.

And,



Shut up.

This isn't your thread to spam with useless arguing.

K, I'm sorry.

beckyjc
07-12-2007, 05:12 PM
I'm 15 and have never ejaculated semen. Damn. HOW WILL I IMPREGINATE WOMEN NOW?

LoveMCR
07-12-2007, 05:14 PM
K, I'm sorry.


Yeah. =]. Me too.

And I wasn't really arguing, myself.
To me, it was more of a 'heated discussion'. :o
And buddy. I didn't mean to get on your nerves. (even though you started it...) :rolleyes:

Spitz13
07-12-2007, 05:14 PM
I'm 15 and have never ejaculated semen. Damn. HOW WILL I IMPREGINATE WOMEN NOW?

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nuff said..

LoveMCR
07-12-2007, 05:14 PM
I'm 15 and have never ejaculated semen. Damn. HOW WILL I IMPREGINATE WOMEN NOW?

You wont. :o


Make a club about it.

beckyjc
07-12-2007, 05:15 PM
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nuff said..

Well dont you just spoil the fun. =(

pinkertown
07-12-2007, 05:16 PM
Maybe you're gay. Try some gay pr0n and see how it feels.

PS~ lol

charvel_man
07-12-2007, 05:18 PM
My God this filled up quicker than Boscastle...

Gummy Balls
07-12-2007, 05:18 PM
six and a half

will123456789
07-12-2007, 05:18 PM
yeah try porn. I started when i was 14 and kind of came by accident. you dont have to go for speed, when i do speed, it doesnt work, but porn is definitely the way forward

DPH
07-12-2007, 05:20 PM
Maybe you're gay. Try some gay pr0n and see how it feels.

PS~ lol

Yeah...I'm sure that isn't his problem...

yeah try porn. I started when i was 14 and kind of came by accident. you dont have to go for speed, when i do speed, it doesnt work, but porn is definitely the way forward

I go for fast and smooth.
Full palm grip with the thumb over works best for me...

Sir Talkalot
07-12-2007, 05:24 PM
Put icyhot on it!
YES!!!!

+100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x 5!!!!!

R0CKER1220
07-12-2007, 05:28 PM
I started at 13. I never really played with myself before that. But then summer came and I was home alone. . .

Nutter_101
07-12-2007, 06:00 PM
wot is jaculate?!?!?!

i confused...

*Ahem*

In all seriousness though, if you need any help, I'll give it to you...

>.>

<.<

Seriously.

walkinbazooka
07-12-2007, 06:04 PM
You may have XXY syndrome. Ask your doctor.

BassistGal
07-12-2007, 06:07 PM
You may want to see a chick about it.
I bet she'd help more then your average family doctor.

walkinbazooka
07-12-2007, 06:08 PM
You may have a problem there. Wet dreams (nocturnal emissions) starts at 10
Not everyone has them though.

polaris6630
07-12-2007, 06:10 PM
9 or 10

Nutter_101
07-12-2007, 06:11 PM
I never had nocturnal emissions.

Day emissions, now that's a different story!

"Oh no she didn't!"

She did my friends... She did.

moody07747
07-12-2007, 06:11 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?

:haha

lyingfromyou118
07-12-2007, 06:16 PM
>.<

It was a joke.
Come on, this is the pit after all. You can't expect every answer to be 100% Sarcasm-free.

Yeah, but jokes are usually funny in some way.

CowboyUp
07-12-2007, 06:26 PM
:haha:haha:haha

"Whats the proper technique?"

Oh God that's so priceless :haha

I remember my first time. I was like 12 and had been masturbating for ages, and suddenly this time I exploded all over my hand. I thought I was bleeding in the dark, lol. Sheer terror on my part.

Have you ever masturbated/had an orgasm before? When you aren't ready to ejaculate, you have orgasms, but they aren't the same. They feel similar, but it isn't throbbing or pulsing like it will later on when you are ejaculating.

Just look up some porn. Pull out your tool, and grab it with your right hand. Up and down, up and down vary the speed, go fast, slow, whatever feels good at the time. After a while you start to "climax", and you can feel the orgasm building up. Some clear lubricating fluid might come out at this time. Speed up and go fast for a while and you will soon orgasm and ejaculate all over your keyboard. Fun, eh? :wavey:

flyingmarlin
07-12-2007, 06:30 PM
:haha:haha:haha

"Whats the proper technique?"

Oh God that's so priceless :haha

I remember my first time. I was like 12 and had been masturbating for ages, and suddenly this time I exploded all over my hand. I thought I was bleeding in the dark, lol. Sheer terror on my part.

Have you ever masturbated/had an orgasm before? When you aren't ready to ejaculate, you have orgasms, but they aren't the same. They feel similar, but it isn't throbbing or pulsing like it will later on when you are ejaculating.

Just look up some porn. Pull out your tool, and grab it with your right hand. Up and down, up and down vary the speed, go fast, slow, whatever feels good at the time. After a while you start to "climax", and you can feel the orgasm building up. Some clear lubricating fluid might come out at this time. Speed up and go fast for a while and you will soon orgasm and ejaculate all over your keyboard. Fun, eh? :wavey:


Best reply yet...


..guy who can't ejaculate then take note of this.

Fugazirancid
07-12-2007, 07:02 PM
this thread is truly amazing, in a train-wreck sort of way.

AcdcKicksAss
07-12-2007, 07:05 PM
:haha :haha :haha Poor kid doesnt know how to Juice his Chicken :p:

NoneMoreBlack
07-12-2007, 07:10 PM
You have no problem, my friend didn't start masturbating till gr. 10 or 11, there's no hurry.
You mean your friends talk about masturbation?

Shred Head
07-12-2007, 07:11 PM
Put icyhot on it!
:haha :haha :haha

horsefu(ker
07-12-2007, 07:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTzddGJMU7E check it out

We'realltoBlame
07-12-2007, 07:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTzddGJMU7E check it out
:haha I knew vincent was a cat rapist.

Rock_n_Roll fan
07-12-2007, 07:28 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?

Sigged

mw7
07-12-2007, 07:32 PM
12-14 I'd say... Just try harder :haha

Preid
07-12-2007, 07:34 PM
I was shootin it everywhere when i was 8 man, id see a doctor or uncle asap!!!

This could be life threatning!

R0CKER1220
07-12-2007, 07:46 PM
Sigged
Typically, when people say they've sigged something, it is put in their signature. . .

DPH
07-12-2007, 07:51 PM
Lol @ people saying they could cum when they were 8...

Rock_n_Roll fan
07-12-2007, 07:52 PM
Typically, when people say they've sigged something, it is put in their signature. . .

Yeah, I couldn't make room

EggNoggy
07-12-2007, 07:55 PM
Put icyhot on it!
god dammit...STOP using ICY-HOT

magnus_maximus
07-12-2007, 08:19 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?


Penis, wenis, easy to mistake...

tunasband
07-12-2007, 08:23 PM
dude, wack off with sandpaper!!! it'll have you cumming like a bastard, and the orgasms great!

SEAKING
07-12-2007, 08:38 PM
ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!Decent? Boy, you need to go at the tempo of a Dragonforce song.

sigged
SEAKINGFUCKYEDIT: LOL MESSED UP

Friggly
07-12-2007, 08:47 PM
I was 3 the first time I ejeculated.

KissingShadows
07-12-2007, 09:03 PM
You have been given a great gift...

Chickenparts
07-12-2007, 09:26 PM
Scrotum+chainsaw. Works every time. :liplick:

evan1234567
07-12-2007, 09:37 PM
13/14

bassnguitar
07-12-2007, 09:53 PM
Ever page on this God-Forsaken place has something about ejaculating or Penis size or Sex!! It's become Ultimate-Penis.com. Seriously.

Oh, and 12.

magnus_maximus
07-12-2007, 09:54 PM
Ever page on this God-Forsaken place has something about ejaculating or Penis size or Sex!! It's become Ultimate-Penis.com. Seriously.

Oh, and 12.

:haha

dann_blood
07-12-2007, 09:54 PM
Well, it starts when you hit puberty. Looks like youve got a few miles to go yet old lad.

james99
07-13-2007, 11:59 AM
well i have tried porn. www.st8up.com and other websites tryed everything, anyone got any good links? Anyway just wondering and ill have to try the chainsaw and scrotom one that sounds kinda cool. Suppose it would look like you got no pubes though afterwards

Anyway on a serious note, i am actually worried about this! Links please

CowboyUp
07-13-2007, 12:03 PM
...have you tried jacking off like I intricately described yesterday?

Varkunus
07-13-2007, 12:04 PM
how do you mean?

Preid
07-13-2007, 12:06 PM
Ever page on this God-Forsaken place has something about ejaculating or Penis size or Sex!! It's become Ultimate-Penis.com. Seriously.

Oh, and 12.

My thread does own :cool:

guitarman015
07-13-2007, 12:07 PM
wanna know what i call it?

eWHACKulating

friji
07-13-2007, 12:15 PM
dude. no offence or n e thin. but ur a fruit cake. askin for help on the net for tha kind thing. do us a favour. go ome. or atleast get sucked off *wink wink* * nudge nudge*

Stentroll
07-13-2007, 12:16 PM
dude. no offence or n e thin. but ur a fruit cake. askin for help on the net for tha kind thing. do us a favour. go ome. or atleast get sucked off *wink wink* * nudge nudge*

Do me a favour and use a freaking dictionary!

friji
07-13-2007, 12:19 PM
strentroll,wat u on about boyo!? tis nout wrong wiv tha spellin. tis prefectly fien for ye olde tinternet?!

Preid
07-13-2007, 12:20 PM
Its UG ffs, low standards are not unusual.

Stentroll
07-13-2007, 12:20 PM
strentroll,wat u on about boyo!? tis nout wrong wiv tha spellin. tis prefectly fien for ye olde tinternet?!

You are obviously faking.

CowboyUp
07-13-2007, 12:22 PM
dude. no offence or n e thin. but ur a fruit cake. askin for help on the net for tha kind thing. do us a favour. go ome. or atleast get sucked off *wink wink* * nudge nudge*

Why is he a fruit cake for asking for masturbation tips? Maybe he just wants to enjoy masturbating? Stop being such a cunt.

What, your grossed out by men talking about masturbation like mature adults?

My semen is a cloudy white, and sometimes it gets all over my hand and I wipe it all over my raging erection. I masturbated for so long once that my penis started to bleed. After reading about it in the sex thread, I tried masturbating with a finger up my bunghole. It was not all that pleasurable, but my orgasm was still enjoyable.

Fuck you n00blet. Grow up.

I licked my poopoo off my fingaz...

notoriousnumber
07-13-2007, 12:24 PM
strentroll,wat u on about boyo!? tis nout wrong wiv tha spellin. tis prefectly fien for ye olde tinternet?!

Fuck right off mate. It aint funny

And threadstarter, it doesnt really matter, youre probably doing it wrong anyway.

Gyroscope
07-13-2007, 12:24 PM
ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!
Oh dear...

CowboyUp
07-13-2007, 12:26 PM
Oh dear...

:haha My thoughts exactly.

Stentroll
07-13-2007, 12:28 PM
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to pull your penis up and down...

james99
07-13-2007, 05:58 PM
so should i be worried?

Rockwolf
07-13-2007, 06:04 PM
Ok im 14 years of age and still can't ejeculate, at what age did you start coming? Cause im getting worried i got some kinda problem or something or am i just a bit late.

:haha Sigged

LHOOQ
07-13-2007, 06:04 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?


You just made my day :haha

Duff_McGee
07-13-2007, 06:19 PM
Lol @ people saying they could cum when they were 8...





It'd be awesome if just for one day, you could quit being a fucking dickhead.

evan1234567
07-13-2007, 06:21 PM
Why is he a fruit cake for asking for masturbation tips? Maybe he just wants to enjoy masturbating? Stop being such a ****

:haha pwned.

Phill-Rock
07-13-2007, 06:22 PM
I was 11 or younger.

Maybe you're not drinking enough water?

The Madcap
07-13-2007, 06:23 PM
I was about 12...I had no idea what was going on...

Surfer Rosa
07-13-2007, 06:27 PM
two words for u man ---- **** push-ups


godbless the D :)

Darth_Qurashi
07-13-2007, 06:28 PM
i was like 12 or 13, i was so scared cause id din't know wtf was hapening. but then i started watching porn adn i realized that it's a good thing then i learned about it in school and searching the internet and stuff.

antman4
07-13-2007, 06:32 PM
i started when i was like.. 8...
still no when your 14?
get a girlfriend dude

pics or didnt happen....wat im not a pedifile :grrr: lol

Jackolas
07-13-2007, 07:02 PM
I remember the first time it happened to me clearly. I think I was 12/13 or so. Strangely I knew what it was straight away but it was shocking!

gopherthegreat
07-13-2007, 07:06 PM
you ejaculate a little bit in the night. other than that, you have to do it yourself (masturbation). its not gonna be one day and all of a sudden you start ejaculating randomly during school


although that would be hilarious

BigRudy
07-13-2007, 07:22 PM
I was fourteen when I busted my first nut because I'm a late bloomer. Your a late late bloomer which means you wont lose your virginity until your 35.

killedbyaspork
07-13-2007, 07:26 PM
ummm... do u orgasm? cause as long as u orgasm I wouldn't care... unless u want kids... lol ejaculation is just shooting sperm and such out... cumming is orgasming... oooor u can call love line =) lovelineshow.com call them tonight so I can listen to u ask

hug a llama
07-13-2007, 07:28 PM
I was like 9 or 10. I actually put a band-aid on my pee hole for a while because I thought it was my penis's way of bleeding.

gopherthegreat
07-13-2007, 07:29 PM
ummm... do u orgasm? cause as long as u orgasm I wouldn't care... unless u want kids... lol ejaculation is just shooting sperm and such out... cumming is orgasming... oooor u can call love line =) lovelineshow.com call them tonight so I can listen to u ask
some people have trouble orgasming apparently

Eternal_One
07-13-2007, 07:30 PM
I was like 9 or 10. I actually put a band-aid on my pee hole for a while because I thought it was my penis's way of bleeding.


LMFAO!!

ahahahahahahahaaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaah!!!

MrDinkleberry
07-13-2007, 07:35 PM
penis troubleshooting guide

1. are you sure you're male?
2. make sure you are clear on where your penis is. 78% of men mistake their penis for their elbow.
3. you have to make movement on your part. your penis will not wank itself.
4. are you sure you have reached puberty?

Have you? Because if you have it depends on how long ago.

Pitchy1098
08-17-2009, 06:32 PM
Don't worry, my friend had that problem, until he realised he was a she...

Ok seriously that wasn't funny, right I'm thirteen havnt ejaculated yet but I can seriously feel it, try .... (should be .cum lol)

hope it helps!

jgbsmith
08-17-2009, 06:34 PM
Don't worry, my friend had that problem, until he realised he was a she...

Ok seriously that wasn't funny, right I'm thirteen havnt ejaculated yet but I can seriously feel it, try ---- (should be .cum lol)

hope it helps!
you should have read the rules before posting, not only is porn against the rules, but this thread is 2 years old.

I *reported* you.

edit: enjoy your ban :) I think that might be the record for shortest time between signing up and being banned.

doubleedit: link removed from quote

rigiddigits
08-17-2009, 06:34 PM
Don't worry, my friend had that problem, until he realised he was a she...

Ok seriously that wasn't funny, right I'm thirteen havnt ejaculated yet but I can seriously feel it

hope it helps!And the need for resurrecting this from two years ago would be...?

HorizonShadow
08-17-2009, 06:41 PM
I was 9....

EDIT: 13 year old providing porn links...

It's a wonder why parents thinks that most guys don't look at porn :haha:

capn crayola
08-17-2009, 06:42 PM
if you cant cum, heres what you do. stick your moms/girlfriends vibrator on it, and let the vibrations make you cum.
:haha: