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FRDesign
11-24-2007, 11:21 PM
http://pokedream.com/pokerep/images/sugimori/258.jpg

Mudkip uses Mud slap!


(basicly post a pokemon pic and an attack)

that_1_dude24
11-24-2007, 11:23 PM
I choose you MAGIKARP!
http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/magikarp.gif
MAGIKARP USES SPLASH ATTACK!

Beakwithteeth
11-24-2007, 11:25 PM
Why does everyone like mudkip so much? He is marginal at best.

gryphonguy
11-24-2007, 11:27 PM
I choose you jolteon.
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z173/jentiffo/jotleon.jpg
use thunder

Jack Off Jill
11-24-2007, 11:29 PM
http://www.digishakers.com/shared_images/digimon_selector1.jpg

Go poor television idea creature!

Use Rip Off Attack!

Kayfan
11-24-2007, 11:30 PM
I choose you - Dave Mustaine
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Megadeth_%282%29.JPG/267px-Megadeth_%282%29.JPG
What do you mean Dave Mustaine isn't a pokemon???

stratman_13
11-24-2007, 11:30 PM
^ :haha

Mr.Witty
11-24-2007, 11:31 PM
(whips out pic of his own penis)
GO use HARDEN!!!

happytimeharry
11-24-2007, 11:31 PM
Go, Abra!!!

http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/abra.gif

Use Teleport!!!


Wooooooooooooooooosh!!

Mr. B
11-24-2007, 11:31 PM
you know that this is just going to turn into a pr0n thread like every other pokemon thread, right?

TheIceCreamMan
11-24-2007, 11:31 PM
I got shoe.

http://www.statecollegetux.com/images/73%20rik%20shoe.jpg

Spay
11-24-2007, 11:32 PM
I choose you - Dave Mustaine
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Megadeth_%282%29.JPG/267px-Megadeth_%282%29.JPG
What do you mean Dave Mustaine isn't a pokemon???

Sigged!

Jack Off Jill
11-24-2007, 11:32 PM
you know that this is just going to turn into a pr0n thread like every other pokemon thread, right?
Psh. The greatest thread ever was the one about which pokemon you'd have sex with.

Weepinbell.. Easily..

happytimeharry
11-24-2007, 11:33 PM
Weepinbell.. Easily..

I love a gummer... :liplick:

IHATECHILDREN
11-24-2007, 11:35 PM
I choose Ditto!!

http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani132.gif
Transform!!!

http://www.guitar-guitar.com/giveaway-pics/mustaine.jpg

Godsmack_IV
11-24-2007, 11:35 PM
I got shoe.

http://www.statecollegetux.com/images/73%20rik%20shoe.jpg

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/b/monkeybusiness/em0006/sp.310.jpeg

Must complete primary objective!!!

maccas666
11-24-2007, 11:37 PM
I choose you kerry king!
http://i18.tinypic.com/6x0jl37.jpg
Kerry king uses raining blood on dave mustaine!

Kayfan
11-24-2007, 11:39 PM
I choose you kerry king!
http://i18.tinypic.com/6x0jl37.jpg
Kerry king uses raining blood on dave mustaine!

Dave Mustaine was never a fighter anyways I'll go enter him in a beauty contest

Lgndkllr777
11-24-2007, 11:40 PM
Raining Blood sounds like it could be a Pokemon Move.

TheIceCreamMan
11-24-2007, 11:42 PM
Shoe, use Slight Odor attack on Kerry King!

thewho65
11-24-2007, 11:43 PM
http://www.damsleth.com/pictures/493_2007.6.18_slowpoke.png

Slowpoke! Use-wait, what? Oh damnit. :Slowpoke goes to sleep:

maccas666
11-24-2007, 11:44 PM
Kerry king eats shoe!

TheIceCreamMan
11-24-2007, 11:46 PM
Shoe, come back!

Go, Napoleon!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Napoleon_Bonaparte.jpg

[P|E|R|S|O|N]
11-24-2007, 11:47 PM
LONGCAT TAKES THE WIN :wtf:

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/longcat_inthewoods.jpg

SG Man Forever
11-24-2007, 11:48 PM
http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/2007/55173-lolwut.jpg

LOLWUT PEAR!!! USE CONFUSION!!!

"...lol wut?"

hug a llama
11-24-2007, 11:49 PM
http://rolocroz.com/junk/psyduck.gif
Doesn't need a friggin attack, he's too good.

hippyguitardude
11-24-2007, 11:50 PM
(whips out pic of his own penis)
GO use HARDEN!!!


u have pictures of your own penis?



within reaching distance??
:eek: :eek: :eek:

shreddin_frets
11-24-2007, 11:54 PM
http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/2007/55173-lolwut.jpg

LOLWUT PEAR!!! USE CONFUSION!!!

"...lol wut?"

SG Man Forever wins :haha :haha :haha :haha

ebbbaaa
11-24-2007, 11:56 PM
http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/metapod.jpg
Metapod, I choose you!

Metapod uses harden!

Spay
11-24-2007, 11:57 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Larry_King.jpg/494px-Larry_King.jpg

Larry King was accidentally summoned, but still kicks everyone's ass

Blackholesun00
11-24-2007, 11:58 PM
I choose you...

http://humormeblog.beloblog.com/archives/vanillaice

...Vanilla Ice! Use "Ice Ice Baby" on Kerry King!

ZeppMuffins
11-24-2007, 11:58 PM
http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani143.gif

Snorlax, use rest!

maccas666
11-24-2007, 11:58 PM
Come back kerry king, go OMFG!

http://i24.tinypic.com/dbrr6x.jpg

OMFG use stick it in!

Slut
11-25-2007, 12:00 AM
I choose you, Gerard Way!

http://media.canada.com/a373a9c0-95d4-4a46-a780-e930d6c76147/061024-chemical.jpg

Gerard Way uses Slice Wrists on Vanilla Ice.

It was reflected by Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice.

Gerard Way uses Slice Wrists on itself.

Gerard Way Fainted!

maccas666
11-25-2007, 12:01 AM
Hahahahahahahhahhahahahahah

Jimmy_Pwns_Jimi
11-25-2007, 12:01 AM
go, myself-in-10-years-man
http://www.gimpcity.com/how/why-fat-guy.jpg

use pirouette attack!

shreddin_frets
11-25-2007, 12:02 AM
I'm going to hell for this but...


http://alquidaclan.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/terrorist01.jpg

Go Ahkmed! Use Suicide Bomb!

fallenangel20
11-25-2007, 12:05 AM
I choose you...

AQUABATS!!!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h152/FAngel20/Bands/actionsplash.jpg

Summon your forces and defeat this villainous villain!

maccas666
11-25-2007, 12:08 AM
Go richard simmons and kerry king!

http://i18.tinypic.com/6x0jl37.jpg http://i8.tinypic.com/8acmgbd.jpg


richard simmons and kerry king use "sweaten' to the metal"

triple_X_maniac
11-25-2007, 12:09 AM
I choose you, Gerard Way!

http://media.canada.com/a373a9c0-95d4-4a46-a780-e930d6c76147/061024-chemical.jpg

Gerard Way uses Slice Wrists on Vanilla Ice.

It was reflected by Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice.

Gerard Way uses Slice Wrists on itself.

Gerard Way Fainted!

:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

i love you

Spay
11-25-2007, 12:11 AM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s290/saint_radar/What.gif

Poor Gerard

Continue the battle

maccas666
11-25-2007, 12:16 AM
come back kerry king and richard simmons!
go eddie!
http://i3.tinypic.com/8fbthmf.jpg
eddie uses the beast and ends the world, ha i win.

SG Man Forever
11-25-2007, 12:17 AM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s290/saint_radar/What.gif

Poor Gerard

Continue the battle

^What the hell is he doing?!?!

maccas666
11-25-2007, 12:25 AM
GO TV!
http://i13.tinypic.com/6t1hmqo.png
tv uses daytime programming

triple_X_maniac
11-25-2007, 12:27 AM
^What the hell is he doing?!?!

choking in a very gay manner it would appear

on what i'd rather not know

FRDesign
11-25-2007, 12:29 AM
http://www.absoluteanime.com/pokemon/charizard.gif

Charizard uses: Firebreath against gerard and kills him.

TheIceCreamMan
11-25-2007, 12:39 AM
Napoleon! Use Imperialism on Eddie!

Napoleon gains all of Eddies moves.

tallaxegrinder
11-25-2007, 12:43 AM
http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi183.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx57%2Fmk_moose%2F1185642681544-1.jpg&searchTerm=snorlax&pageOffset=18

TheIceCreamMan
11-25-2007, 12:45 AM
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x57/mk_moose/1185642681544-1.jpg

*Uses Pokeflute*
*Throws Ultra Ball*
*Rapidly press A & B button*

tallaxegrinder
11-25-2007, 12:50 AM
..... it escaped! almost had it!
the wild snorlax uses it's "my weight is a disability" move!

TheIceCreamMan
11-25-2007, 12:52 AM
Napoleon, come back! Go Bill Donohue!

http://wnd.com/images2/bill-donohue.jpg

Bill Donohue, use CONVERT attack!

maccas666
11-25-2007, 12:55 AM
eddie faints

Carswell98
11-25-2007, 12:58 AM
Napoleon, come back! Go Bill Donohue!

http://wnd.com/images2/bill-donohue.jpg

Bill Donohue, use CONVERT attack!
I summon, Richard Dawkins!
http://www.nndb.com/people/281/000024209/dawkins.jpg

Richard Dawkins uses science to disprove donohue

Donohue is stunned

donohue is still stunned

Richard Dawkins then impales him with the skeleton of the missing link

Bill Donohue Fainted!!!!

SilentDeftone
11-25-2007, 01:00 AM
This is not epic.

This fails.

I will save you:

http://theplace2.ru/archive/lucy_pinder/img/lucy65fi.jpg

-SD :dance:

slipknot10111
11-25-2007, 01:03 AM
I choose you, Ditto!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/cradleoffear/ani132.gif

Now, transform into:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/cradleoffear/70ce2ea8121d840cb6583cb86085f8cd.jpg
A BC Rich with no floyd!

Now attack Kerry King! He's useless without a Floyd!

FRDesign
11-25-2007, 01:03 AM
ZOMG!

Hot chick casts Get boner

Damn this is a hard one, Bulbasaur has evolved.

maccas666
11-25-2007, 01:15 AM
I choose you, Ditto!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/cradleoffear/ani132.gif

Now, transform into:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/cradleoffear/70ce2ea8121d840cb6583cb86085f8cd.jpg
A BC Rich with no floyd!

Now attack Kerry King! He's useless without a Floyd!


Kerry king faints, you found his weekness!

J-Spoon
11-25-2007, 05:10 AM
I choose you... JESUS

http://www.luisprada.com/Protected/IMAGES/jesus2.jpg

Jesus, use false hope.

Dave Mustaine, Eddie, Kerry King, Richard Dawkins etc etc convert to Christianity

All other pokebattlers give their money to the church

Jesus faints....

Jesus uses 'lazaraus trick' and comes back to life.

maccas666
11-25-2007, 05:13 AM
how the hell would kerry king convert to christian!?

M.O.P
11-25-2007, 05:19 AM
waiting for someone else to post first as im not alowwed to make fun of jesus

En_zed
11-25-2007, 05:21 AM
I choose, you Mr. T!

Mr. T pitys the fool!

http://www.narniaweb.com/forum/uploads/kaleb70/82329_Mr_T.jpg

All other Pokemon are instantly demotivated to emo breaking point.

maccas666
11-25-2007, 05:21 AM
well id do it but well i sed the kerry king thing.

M.O.P
11-25-2007, 05:27 AM
st wanker faps on mr T

J-Spoon
11-25-2007, 05:39 AM
how the hell would kerry king convert to christian!?

Because this is pure, uncut Jesus.

It's not like the usual hit of Jesus that you get in a book and that the pope tells you about, it's direct from the source.

I choose you Scottish Kerry

http://heavyouest.free.fr/forum/Kerry%20king%20bagadou.jpg

Use bagpipes attack to make music that sounds slightly better than metal.

Birdy266
11-25-2007, 05:53 AM
Dave Mustaine was never a fighter anyways I'll go enter him in a beauty contestI dont know if this has been mentioned but Dave is a black belt or something, i think he could kick kerrys ass if he tryed

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/07/snipshot_e41932ud7e2i.jpg

I choose you Hetfield, use your goat guitar attack

ProjectDark
11-25-2007, 06:18 AM
http://www.freewebs.com/feebashints/magikarp%20my%20feebas%20almost%20duo.jpg



Magikarp! I choose you!


Use a splash attack!

crocoscar
11-25-2007, 06:22 AM
http://www.afjv.com/press0605/060515_bill_gates.jpg

Bill Gates, use MARKET DOMINATION !!!!!!!

finalzz
11-25-2007, 06:37 AM
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2001/trade.center/images/main.bin.jpg

go osama bin laden ! use I @/\/\ T3H T3RR0R1$T againts mustaine

thellamaking
11-25-2007, 07:09 AM
I choose the Fonz!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Fonzie.jpg

Heyyyyyyyyyy

maccas666
11-25-2007, 07:25 AM
i choose hells angels!

http://i16.tinypic.com/7xt4ria.jpg

hells angels use rolling funder !


and taste real steal you triumph riding pussy on the fonz!

Luke12
11-25-2007, 08:04 AM
Go Kirk Hammett

Use 'the Wah Pedal Of Doom'

sexytime_69
11-25-2007, 08:06 AM
I Choose you Chris Hansen
http://www.pantagraph.com/content/articles/2007/04/10/freetime/doc46143021cbbe6513566147.jpg
Everyone automaticly takes a seat

rorythefaggot
11-25-2007, 08:24 AM
Go! JOHN MYUNG!

http://digilander.libero.it/Andrew1985/John%20Myung%20Bass.jpg

Use ASIAN AURA!

http://www.psychoholiday.com/uploader/files/19/dtgp4.jpg

Chris Hansen became Asian'd!
Chris Hansen fainted!