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chinkboy7
02-15-2008, 01:09 AM
Well there's countless threads on how to impress girls so how about start one on how to piss one off

(ladies feel free to start one on how to piss a guy off cuz i shouldn't be complaining cuz I started this thread)

anyway any songs to piss a girl off?

fosho
02-15-2008, 01:09 AM
i cum blood?

SG Man Forever
02-15-2008, 01:10 AM
^lol it works in both types.

EDIT: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.

metal Lover
02-15-2008, 01:10 AM
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks- Dr. Dre

chinkboy7
02-15-2008, 01:11 AM
probably I wanna f*ck you by snoop dog well actually I don't think there's such a think as a romantic rap song

the spiker
02-15-2008, 01:11 AM
Play "God Hates Us All."

JOEYPWNSU
02-15-2008, 01:11 AM
^lol it works in both types.

EDIT: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.
damn.... you beat me too it

civildp1
02-15-2008, 01:11 AM
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks- Eazy E
+1

METAL MILITIA1
02-15-2008, 01:12 AM
anything by dragonforce

omega5
02-15-2008, 01:12 AM
stupid girl-rolling stones

mrfinkle213
02-15-2008, 01:12 AM
**** her gently by tenacious d

na10tbolt
02-15-2008, 01:13 AM
Kill Your Mother Rape your Dog. Yes that is the third time I've used it for a "what song..." thread.

USA Nails is also a pretty offensive song to women IMO.

dullsilver_mike
02-15-2008, 01:13 AM
"User Friendly" by Marylin Manson:

"I'm not in love but I'm gonna F*** you until something better comes along."
That one tends to bother some women, particularly the romantic types.

edit* also
"the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang

Kevin97220
02-15-2008, 01:13 AM
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks- Eazy E

Its a Dr. Dre song featuring Snoop Dogg off The Chronic album

Herr Jones
02-15-2008, 01:13 AM
Don't Think Twice It's Alright has a sarcastic somewhat biting edge, IMO. At the some time it's not blatant "screw you ho."

SOADwannabe
02-15-2008, 01:13 AM
i cum blood?
damn, beat me to it :peace:


D12 - Bitch

"Yeah i'm talkin to you BITCH (get up and dance bitch)
Wiggle that ass BITCH (yeah thats it. yeah i called you a bitch)
What you going to do about it BITCH?
Sit there and cry like a little BITCH? BITCH!"

that usually works :p:

aaron6890
02-15-2008, 01:14 AM
cold hard bitch-jet.

or just make up a song on the spot, the other day improved a song called "unicorns suck and so do you" because i was bored and wanted to make everyone laugh.


Edit: what about that song "smack my bitch up", i foget the band, but it was a really horrible song.

metal Lover
02-15-2008, 01:14 AM
Its a Dr. Dre song featuring Snoop Dogg off The Chronic album
Fixed. I remember it vaguely.

technicolour
02-15-2008, 01:16 AM
Wow, you guys know that Cannibal Corpse has more then one song? And that there's other gore bands out there besides Cannibal Corpse? JEEEEZZZ

Anal Skewer - Gorgasm
Gagged, shagged, and Body-bagged - Gorerotted
She's not coming home tonight - Prostitute Disfigurement
Dance of mortal lust - Windir

Dimster Ds
02-15-2008, 01:16 AM
Try this song

It's an Ian Rilen song, not sure about it's name but the chorus goes a little something like this:

"I'm so happy *"happy" chant in background* that your gone"

Not sure if it's right for your situation and you probably never heard of him but still a good song to piss off a ex

EDIT: Here's for people clueless about him
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Rilen

doctorums
02-15-2008, 01:18 AM
anything by anal cu nt

metal Lover
02-15-2008, 01:19 AM
Wow, you guys know that Cannibal Corpse has more then one song?
My God he's right.

Addicted to Vaginal Skin-Cannibal Corpse

chinkboy7
02-15-2008, 01:20 AM
Try this song

It's an Ian Rilen song, not sure about it's name but the chorus goes a little something like this:

"I'm so happy *"happy" chant in background* that your gone"

Not sure if it's right for your situation and you probably never heard of him but still a good song to piss off a ex

who said anythiing about a situation im just tired of seeing threads on how to impress a girl so i just started an opposite one

Dimster Ds
02-15-2008, 01:20 AM
who said anythiing about a situation im just tired of seeing threads on how to impress a girl so i just started an opposite one
Ok, lol, but I really wanted to mention that song, awesome song

technicolour
02-15-2008, 01:21 AM
My God he's right.

Addicted to Vaginal Skin-Cannibal Corpse

Beautiful!

See, something for the ladies. I cum blood is more of a guy thing anyways.

Rhitard
02-15-2008, 01:22 AM
**** her gently by tenacious d
Hey I like that song :[

rosamamosa
02-15-2008, 01:23 AM
a song with the name of an ex in it?
all these other ones would just make me laugh

ScruffMcGruff
02-15-2008, 01:27 AM
Closer, by Nine Inch Nails... just listen to the lyrics O.o

Crutchy
02-15-2008, 01:27 AM
If said girls are like the ones I know, then any death metal. Hell, any kind of music that has screams in it.

technicolour
02-15-2008, 01:29 AM
Any kind of music that's good

larf!

Altered_Carbon
02-15-2008, 01:31 AM
Lol, Play sum Hey There Delilah, lol.

chinkboy7
02-15-2008, 01:31 AM
If said girls are like the ones I know, then any death metal. Hell, any kind of music that has screams in it.

Mostly true but not every chick hates metal

chinkboy7
02-15-2008, 01:34 AM
Lol, Play sum Hey There Delilah, lol.

i always figured that song was about his gf but even sadder it's about a girl he never dated and it was on an album they had many years ago

Nor'Easterbass
02-15-2008, 01:36 AM
"Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist" Waking the Cadaver.

The inhales. They can't take them. lulz.

MetalMessiah665
02-15-2008, 01:36 AM
Slip It In by Black Flag might be nice

mrfinkle213
02-15-2008, 01:37 AM
oh, how about ...And We All Have A Hell by From First to Last.

'Tis about rape.

aaron6890
02-15-2008, 01:38 AM
i always figured that song was about his gf but even sadder it's about a girl he never dated and it was on an album they had many years ago
no he dated her i saw them on the grammys and she was with him and i was at home and was all "Awwwwww , but they're music sucks" then i changed it to walker texas ranger.

ManWithoutAHat
02-15-2008, 01:41 AM
I Wish I Never Met You- Todd Kearns (I think)
Dog Shit- Ol Dirty Bastard

country_juggler
02-15-2008, 01:44 AM
More Time to Kill - Lamb of God

chinkboy7
02-15-2008, 01:45 AM
no he dated her i saw them on the grammys and she was with him and i was at home and was all "Awwwwww , but they're music sucks" then i changed it to walker texas ranger.

strange when they were interviewed on a radio station i turned to he said he never dated her

even deeper
02-15-2008, 01:52 AM
maybe Bounce by system of a down. lol

aaron6890
02-15-2008, 01:58 AM
strange when they were interviewed on a radio station i turned to he said he never dated her
look it up im positive i saw it. i'll try to find a video on youtube of it.


EDIT: couldnt find it but im sure its true look for pics or something.

pocallaghan2002
02-15-2008, 02:22 AM
soulja boy. crank that. even though chicks seem to love it, they have far less respect for it after they learn what supermanning is.

either that or date rape by sublime.

IMABBALLPLAYER
02-15-2008, 02:32 AM
Looking Over My Shoulder- Elliot Smith... or they'll like it because they don't even listen to the lyrics.

classical_metal
02-15-2008, 02:39 AM
hey joe - jimi hendrix

Sooopo
02-15-2008, 02:42 AM
hey joe - jimi hendrix


That came on my car stereo right after my ex told me she cheated on me. She got so uncomfortable. It made me smile.



Then i dropped her off at home and told her I never wanted to see her again.

Death2Cubes
02-15-2008, 02:46 AM
te quiero puta! by rammstein, even though it's in spanish, if they could understand some of the lyrics they might get pissed.

i dunno about this one but charlot the harlott(sp?) by Iron Maiden?

IMABBALLPLAYER
02-15-2008, 02:47 AM
That came on my car stereo right after my ex told me she cheated on me. She got so uncomfortable. It made me smile.



Then i dropped her off at home and told her I never wanted to see her again.
I would have loved to been in the car when that happened.

classical_metal
02-15-2008, 02:47 AM
That came on my car stereo right after my ex told me she cheated on me. She got so uncomfortable. It made me smile.



Then i dropped her off at home and told her I never wanted to see her again.

dude! no kidding...

This is like that King Solomons story where the guy randomly predicts the eclipse..

crazee201
02-15-2008, 04:25 AM
All the fish in the sea are stupid sluts anyway - Big japan

...i think

slann101
02-15-2008, 04:29 AM
back off bitch by guns n roses

but sing it to her

so 'back off, back bitch, go die in the gutter die in a ditch'

DeAd-RiP
02-15-2008, 04:34 AM
slowly raped with a chainsaw- fuck im dead

Altered_Carbon
02-15-2008, 04:41 AM
Chainsaw Gutsfuck would be a good one.

kman123
02-15-2008, 04:52 AM
superfreak!!!

RatmN'Roses
02-15-2008, 05:20 AM
N.W.A. - a bitch is a bitch
very offensive song

cocacolabottle
02-15-2008, 05:28 AM
Motley Crue - Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)

Carswell98
02-15-2008, 05:31 AM
I would say Crow Jane by Skip James or 32-20 blues by Robert Johnson

nothing says I hate you like threatening her with gun violence

chinkboy7
02-16-2008, 01:27 AM
these are great choices if I was pissed at an ex instead of just killing time making a thread about it

BlueOyster23
02-16-2008, 01:45 AM
Led Zeppelin (quite a few songs, but specifically) - The Lemon Song, Traveling Riverside Blues [should note that it's a Robert Johnson cover], How Many More Times (BBC).

I'm pretty sure that once the hear "Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg" they'll be turned off. That, or you've found yourself a hell of a woman!

3lusiv3
02-16-2008, 01:47 AM
Beautiful!

See, something for the ladies. I cum blood is more of a guy thing anyways.
True. I find CC works for any occasion, if I ever have children I'll blast 'Drowning in Viscera' at the birthing.

weretarantula
02-16-2008, 04:15 AM
Edit: what about that song "smack my bitch up", i foget the band, but it was a really horrible song.

it was the prodigy. i like them but smack my bitch up wasnt their best i'll admit.

Mav-16
02-16-2008, 04:17 AM
any rap song or any GG Allin song

/thread

MrDinkleberry
02-16-2008, 04:35 AM
Kim - Eminem

hethamulburton
02-16-2008, 04:42 AM
This works to drive my GF absolutely insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow

skvvisgaar
02-16-2008, 04:48 AM
2 eminem songs-Kim(already metioned) and 97' Bonnie and Clyde

the_poison125
02-16-2008, 04:57 AM
^lol it works in both types.

EDIT: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.

starfu ckers?

Z_cup_boy
02-16-2008, 05:05 AM
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks- Dr. Dre
haha +1

seanfysco
02-16-2008, 05:13 AM
Rape me-nirvana

GeetarAbuse
02-16-2008, 05:33 AM
"I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It" - Anal Cunt

Unforgotten
02-16-2008, 05:41 AM
Crazy Frog

winno
02-16-2008, 07:40 AM
Play the same note on whatever chosen instrument until she goes insane.
Preferably get a friend to play the note a semitone above or below it.

Me and my mate did that to this chick for about half an hour, she went crazy..

SOYCD
02-16-2008, 07:43 AM
tetragrammaton by mars volta,unless she likes MV then you're screwed.

Auals
02-16-2008, 07:50 AM
Ms Right - SRV

I can't remember the exact name, it may be called "Right Now"... it's on my computer as "Ms. Right" however it was also put down as a Blink-182 song so whatever...

Oh and "Dumpweed" by Blink :p

EDIT:

OH!

Song For The Dumped - Ben Folds

It's a Metaphor, Fool - Say Anything

noxiosimitator
02-16-2008, 08:06 AM
eamon - **** it

GreenVelvet
02-16-2008, 08:49 AM
Punk Rocker Bitches by Dayglo Abortions...If you want to piss a punk bitch that song will do it! Why? Because....
Punk Rocker Bitches! Their Pussies Smell Like Fishes!

Actually pretty much any of their songs will do the trick... I highly suggest looking them up ( or at least their lyrics)
Dream Date Of The 1980's is another one to thuroughly piss of the average chick.

mr freezy
02-16-2008, 08:56 AM
Love? - Strapping Young Lad.

andychalmers102
02-16-2008, 08:58 AM
Andrew Hanson's lounge music arrangment of "Rancid Amputation" by Cannibal Corpse

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LrwL4rdpKFM

AnomHero
02-16-2008, 09:13 AM
Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's ****

Kid Fisto
02-16-2008, 09:48 AM
she hates me by puddle of mudd?

bassist12
02-16-2008, 11:41 AM
My ex got really mad when I listened to Atreyu...

A lot of Bowling For Soup might get the job done, namely The Bitch Song and Friendly Goodbye. There are others, though.

ibanez_rocker
02-16-2008, 11:48 AM
Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

Darkshade666
02-16-2008, 12:00 PM
Die, Die my Darling - Metallica

:>

LSD23
02-16-2008, 12:25 PM
pretty much anything by spinal tap, especially 'Bitch School'

Spay
02-16-2008, 12:31 PM
Wow, I can get sexual too-Say Anything

Actually, I've seen a lot of girls like that song

Fer Sure-The Medic Droid

Dammit...a lot of girls like that one as well

Crank Dat-Soulja Boy

Goddammit! Why do girls not see all the innuendo in pop music and see it as disgusting crap that doesn't deserve their attention!?

I Cum Blood-Cannibal Corpse

Okay, there we go. As long as you sing the lyrics coherantly

cky_rocks
02-16-2008, 12:32 PM
My Promiscuous Daughter

PatchworkMan
02-16-2008, 12:32 PM
Don't Think Twice, It's Alright - Bob Dylan

AquafinaGloss
02-16-2008, 12:33 PM
anything by dragonforce
not true,
im a chick and i love dragonforce

AquafinaGloss
02-16-2008, 12:37 PM
ok i've been reading through these and sofar the only ones that would piss me off are the Cannibal Corpse songs
you guys need to try harder...
i mean..come on.
Say Anything-Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too?
that is way too catchy to make anyone mad...

cakeandpiemofo
02-16-2008, 12:39 PM
Down By The River-Neil Young.

*Juno*
02-16-2008, 12:39 PM
Why would you want to piss off a girl?

THEY HAVE VAGINAS!

zwound
02-16-2008, 12:41 PM
You aint the first - GnR

The best breakup song ever...especially if she was a bitch and you hate her now :D

frankv
02-16-2008, 12:41 PM
Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Try to play that to a girl. Imagine you jamming on your acoustic being carried away in your half an hour solo with your girlfriend sitting next to you. Don't expect sex afterwards. :p:

TheBurningFish
02-16-2008, 12:42 PM
None of the girls in my school like my taste, so just about everything I like.


Particularily Nirvana, for some reason.

Spay
02-16-2008, 12:48 PM
ok i've been reading through these and sofar the only ones that would piss me off are the Cannibal Corpse songs
you guys need to try harder...
i mean..come on.
Say Anything-Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too?
that is way too catchy to make anyone mad...


Well, a lot of girls seem to be attracted to catchy vulgar songs...

Maybe some of these:

This Love, Walk, Drag The Waters, Cat Scratch Fever-Pantera

Chloroform Girl-Polkadot Cadaver

Last Caress-Metallica

The Rocker-Thin Lizzy

Jailbait-Motorhead

Blow-Atreyu

That's all I can think of right now

MetallicGod07
02-16-2008, 12:58 PM
"Neva' gonna give you up, neva' gonna put you down' neva' gonna turn around and...hurt you" :D

"What its love! baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. no more". lol! I find those songs really annoying.

IbanezSA160a
02-16-2008, 01:03 PM
Pig Tails are For Face ****ing - Waking the Cadaver

keltonhicks
02-19-2008, 12:29 PM
Anything by Shat. Shat is ****ing amazing though

ZanasCross
02-19-2008, 12:42 PM
Any Song, on 11, during the climactic part of her favorite movie.

Preferably though, make it some deathmetal, Zao style.

Bubonic Chronic
02-19-2008, 12:45 PM
I was trying to rid myself of this chick who thought I was hot, so I found "Evil Dick" by Ice T to be quite inspirational.

:haha

AAAAAAAAAARGH
02-19-2008, 12:46 PM
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee by Frank Zappa.

Especially if you slept with them the previous night.

Homeless Kev
02-19-2008, 12:47 PM
My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Pregnant So I Kicked Her Down The Stairs, or
I Became a Counciller To Tell Rape Victims They Deserved It.

Those 2 would piss anyone off!

Pastorius666
02-19-2008, 12:59 PM
You aint the first - GnR

The best breakup song ever...especially if she was a bitch and you hate her now :D

i think back off bitch works better. What I want to do (when i need to break up with a gf in the future) is get me and a band on stage, then I walk up and say into the mic, "this ones for you," and burst out into back off bitch.

omega5
02-27-2008, 05:16 AM
**** Like a Beast (Animal)-W.A.S.P.

sincewhen??
02-27-2008, 05:19 AM
Bezerker....unless she likes em..then i'd question her gender.
Ummm "F.O.D (f(*& off and die)- Green day (dw it's older green day haha)".