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original=punk
02-22-2008, 11:32 PM
But my band needs a new name, and we have ZERO ideas.

I'm open to ANYTHING.

StreetLight3989
02-22-2008, 11:33 PM
The Huchebags.

muse-ik
02-22-2008, 11:37 PM
my **** is smaller than muse-iks.

--ARES--
02-22-2008, 11:37 PM
divide by zero

anodetodrivebys
02-22-2008, 11:40 PM
Zed Leppelin

Ska Wars
02-22-2008, 11:41 PM
The Hairy Urethras!

werty22
02-22-2008, 11:41 PM
The Propaniacs... or the Propane Maniacs.

Cameronrobson
02-22-2008, 11:48 PM
Interesting Man!

Ska Wars
02-22-2008, 11:50 PM
The Predicate Nominatives (kind of like a spin off of the Negative Adjectives)

somewhat_here
02-22-2008, 11:53 PM
the mongoloids

Iluvpowerchords
02-22-2008, 11:53 PM
I was gonna name my band the Drones Club after Bertie Wooster's favorite hangout but some huchebags in SF beat me to it.

:mad:

They aren't even good!

Thankfully I don't have a band anyway and probably never will...

Blastiiid
02-22-2008, 11:54 PM
L'Hopital's Requiem
Negative Integers
Invading Horde

Wicked_Bassist7
02-22-2008, 11:58 PM
But my band needs a new name, and we have ZERO ideas.

I'm open to ANYTHING.

thats your band name right there! "I'm Open For Anything"

ITS BRILLIANT!

IlikeTheSKA
02-23-2008, 12:03 AM
Maude.

Modern Life is Bracewar.
The hardcore forum loved that one.

Mayor West
02-23-2008, 12:12 AM
**** Punch 3000

opivy21
02-23-2008, 12:26 AM
Moustache
Jimmy Buffet (pronounced like the place you eat at) and the Seconds (see what I did there?)
Billy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory (still my favorite name I've ever made up)
Sphinxters (play on "sphincter"; not good, I know, but it just came off the top of my head)

I'll try and think of more.

neidnarb11890
02-23-2008, 12:39 AM
The Dinosaurs
The Fire Ants
The Aardvarks (?)
The Faggots
The Cocks
The Testes
The Flip Flops
The Transitors
The Capacitors
The Humanoids
The Messiahs
The Word
The Dead Girls
The Egg Rolls
The Dumplings
The Capitalists
The Socialists
The Communists
The Marxists
The Neo-Liberals
The Plain Black Tees
The Casual Tees
The Exported
The Imported
The Microwaves
The Alpha Rays
The Gamma Rays
The Beta Rays
The Death Rays
The Tesla Coils
The Boiling Lobsters
The Erasers

Ska Wars
02-23-2008, 12:44 AM
Jimmy Buffet (pronounced like the place you eat at) and the Seconds (see what I did there?)
:haha if i ever front a band i want to use that! it would work out great too, considering my name actually is Jimmy.

recklessnick
02-23-2008, 01:47 AM
Men With Boobs (Spinoff from the female race)

werty22
02-23-2008, 01:52 AM
The Dead Lincolns
The Fads

IlikeTheSKA
02-23-2008, 01:58 AM
The Dead Lincolns
The Fads

The Fad (no "s") is already a band. Quite popular, too.

But
they
suck.

axeslash
02-23-2008, 02:09 AM
A Large Number of Deceased Law Enforcement Officers
The Fag Bags
Mistook Canuck (because you're Canadian)
The Differentials
The Rolf-Copters

And the best band name of them all:
Asterisk Hyphen Parenthesis

mike2
02-23-2008, 05:35 AM
dick cheney and the boys

lavazza
02-23-2008, 07:28 AM
Hitlerīs beard
Soma holiday
The NOi!terd
Oiren Maiden
Los Chivos
Mr Wiener and the ground meats
The dejection nibblers

opivy21
02-23-2008, 09:18 AM
:haha if i ever front a band i want to use that! it would work out great too, considering my name actually is Jimmy.
Do it! Nobody in my band wants to use any of the really cool names I make up.

BrianApocalypse
02-23-2008, 10:11 AM
Adolf Christ.

Mr_Jubby_Jubs
02-23-2008, 10:52 AM
The Ink Jet Printers.

Cameronrobson
02-23-2008, 11:32 AM
The premature ejaculators PERKEEW!

lagunasunrise
02-23-2008, 11:38 AM
Cluster****

BrianApocalypse
02-23-2008, 12:26 PM
Rod Rogers and the Todgers!

gopherthegreat
02-23-2008, 12:38 PM
mr rodgers and the neighborhood

radio_schizo
02-23-2008, 01:12 PM
Yak Attack. This could be your logo.
http://zogotounga.free.fr/wordpress/wp-content/yack.jpg

devourthekitten
02-23-2008, 01:59 PM
If you guys are crust, grind, or PV:
The Extremely Brutal Bloody Bitch-Boyz.

Anything else:
Terry and the Dactyls (or) Pterry and the Dactyls

Punx&Skunx
02-23-2008, 02:01 PM
The Casualties

devourthekitten
02-23-2008, 02:05 PM
The Casual Tees
Fixed.

crustyreed
02-23-2008, 02:20 PM
the mongoloids


many an unsuspecting kid would show up for their shows, and be dissapointed.

BrianApocalypse
02-23-2008, 02:23 PM
Yak Attack. This could be your logo.
http://zogotounga.free.fr/wordpress/wp-content/yack.jpg

That would be really cool, if you made a sort of outline stencil of the head.

You could spray it on all of your amps, like the Misfits did with the crimson ghost.

devourthekitten
02-23-2008, 02:27 PM
That would be really cool, if you made a sort of outline stencil of the head.

You could spray it on all of your amps, like the Misfits did with the crimson ghost.
I'll make a stencil if you guys want....or if you don't, I have nothing else to do.

BrianApocalypse
02-23-2008, 02:31 PM
Why not challenge White Panther to a death match? ;)

devourthekitten
02-23-2008, 02:33 PM
Why not challenge White Panther to a death match? ;)
Definitely.

Stencils of Logo (you'll have to work with it a bit):

werty22
02-23-2008, 03:05 PM
Definitely.

Stencils of Logo (you'll have to work with it a bit):
Those are pretty cool.

devourthekitten
02-23-2008, 03:07 PM
Those are pretty cool.
I know. A yak as the knew Misfits Skull. All the scene kids would wear em just to look cool, and then I would laugh.

GASP! original=punk, would you like your band to be among the first ever to be on the Flaming Chainsaws record label?

original=punk
02-23-2008, 08:04 PM
I know. A yak as the knew Misfits Skull. All the scene kids would wear em just to look cool, and then I would laugh.

GASP! original=punk, would you like your band to be among the first ever to be on the Flaming Chainsaws record label?


That would be quite great. And i have a good idea that our drummer will like the Yak Attack name.

RockThe40oz
02-23-2008, 09:58 PM
I wanted to name my band +1 TBA

So every time a band put out a flier that listed off all the bands playing and had "+1 TBA" at the bottom, we would just show up to the show and demand that we play.

original=punk
02-24-2008, 12:05 AM
So my drummer is definitely in for the label thing, for some reason, he doesn't love Yak Attack, but he doesn't not like it.


He liked the Mr Rogers and the Neighbourhood though.

Fuzzbox91
02-24-2008, 12:09 AM
i got this idea, its so original, how about..... THE BEETLES!!!!, you know like them bugs that you see crawling around sometimes

werty22
02-24-2008, 01:56 AM
The Furry Boots

StreetLight3989
02-24-2008, 01:58 AM
The Furry Boots
No, The Man Uggz.

BrianApocalypse
02-24-2008, 06:33 AM
Jack and the Dawes.

devourthekitten
02-24-2008, 12:18 PM
So my drummer is definitely in for the label thing, for some reason, he doesn't love Yak Attack, but he doesn't not like it.


He liked the Mr Rogers and the Neighbourhood though.
Yo! Do you guys have a MyFace (MySpace)?

Ask about Terry and the Dactyls. Or Terry and the Dactylz. Hahahahaha.

opivy21
02-24-2008, 12:55 PM
Strange Bedfellows

RockThe40oz
02-24-2008, 01:09 PM
Homo and the Sexuals

devourthekitten
02-24-2008, 01:12 PM
Homo and the Sexuals
YES! DO IT! Then you can play tons of queer-gore or queer-grind!

lolmnt
02-24-2008, 01:16 PM
Homo and the Sexuals is an awesome name. Homo and the Sapiens is good if you want to be less punx

gopherthegreat
02-24-2008, 04:55 PM
He liked the Mr Rogers and the Neighbourhood though.
:)


homo and the sexuals is the best, though

J.A.R.
02-24-2008, 05:24 PM
amazing badass mofos who can play guitar all hardcore punk like and have mohawks and likes to eat pie every sunday

axeslash
02-24-2008, 05:48 PM
Homo and the Sexuals is the only band name that makes sense anymore.

Doolittle
02-24-2008, 09:28 PM
SixSlutNunz

"where the nuns are sluts and the sluts are nuns!"

original=punk
02-24-2008, 09:58 PM
Yo! Do you guys have a MyFace (MySpace)?

Ask about Terry and the Dactyls. Or Terry and the Dactylz. Hahahahaha.

Guys, say hello to Terry and the Dactyls! the newest band to be added to the Flaming Chainsaws label!!

werty22
02-24-2008, 11:37 PM
Good Buffalo!

askingforit176
02-25-2008, 12:00 AM
**** the casualties! and you can be called F.T.C.

lolmnt
02-25-2008, 12:09 AM
Good Buffalo!That's a great name

waterproofpie
02-25-2008, 12:24 AM
The Huchebags.



x2

werty22
02-25-2008, 12:28 AM
That's a great name
Yeah, an old guy at my church says that instead of "Good God!"

Unponx, I know.

lessthan22fish
02-25-2008, 12:51 AM
try The Bomb Squad
10 watts to little
Springboard
All Rockets To Russia
The Holy Pockets
Procrast...
Active X


That's all I got.

BrianApocalypse
02-25-2008, 07:28 AM
Carmen's Fanjita freshens up while Senor Meelkman's Enchilada takes a Siesta.

axeslash
02-25-2008, 11:50 AM
try The Bomb Squad
10 watts to little
Springboard
All Rockets To Russia
The Holy Pockets
Procrast...
Active X


That's all I got.
With Active X you would get a lot of disappointed nerds at your concert.

sargasm
02-25-2008, 12:03 PM
While we're on the topic of ponx brainstorming names for things, I still need a name for my collective. We're going to be putting on all ages shows and stuff.

lavazza
02-25-2008, 12:06 PM
With Active X you would get a lot of disappointed nerds at your concert.

Hey thatīs a good idea call yoursel Geforce 6600 or Radeon 9800 pro

original=punk
02-25-2008, 04:17 PM
Guys, say hello to Terry and the Dactyls! the newest band to be added to the Flaming Chainsaws label!!


I love how you guys completely ignore my posts......

StreetLight3989
02-25-2008, 04:28 PM
I love how you guys completely ignore my posts......
We don't completely ignore you. We just ignore the posts we want to. Just kidding, you know I love you Jawn.

original=punk
02-25-2008, 04:44 PM
www.myspace.com/dactylmusic

add us up!

lolmnt
02-25-2008, 05:32 PM
That's cool stuff

SuperBlob
02-25-2008, 05:41 PM
YOU UPLOADED THE SAME SONG TWICE N00B!
*adds*

waterproofpie
02-25-2008, 06:55 PM
While we're on the topic of ponx brainstorming names for things, I still need a name for my collective. We're going to be putting on all ages shows and stuff.



Did you just refer to your band as a collective? Jordan, I think my love for you grows exponentially everyday :heart:

sargasm
02-25-2008, 07:16 PM
Nooo, we're going to be putting on shows and booking bands and stuff.

waterproofpie
02-25-2008, 07:16 PM
Nooo, we're going to be putting on shows and booking bands and stuff.


aw :(

sargasm
02-25-2008, 07:18 PM
sorry :(

waterproofpie
02-25-2008, 07:19 PM
sorry :(


s'okay! My <3 for you is not conditional on your vocabulary.


..Although it helps.


Just kidding! (but seriously)

alaskan_ninja
02-25-2008, 10:33 PM
Buttsecksing the Giraffe

I wauld call my band that if it existed :sad:

devourthekitten
02-27-2008, 10:26 PM
Guys, say hello to Terry and the Dactyls! the newest band to be added to the Flaming Chainsaws label!!
Oh dude, you're my hero! Everyone on UG Ponx Forum gets first album free, if original=punk agrees...What do you think, original=punk?






P.S.
Do you have a real name?

misfitsdisciple
02-27-2008, 10:38 PM
You just made up a name that sounded kinda cool (ts) you should call it "Zero Idea"

BrianApocalypse
02-28-2008, 11:11 AM
Do you have a real name?

No-one who posts here has a real name, silly goose :bonk:

:D

lavazza
02-28-2008, 11:16 AM
No-one who posts here has a real name, silly goose :bonk:

:D

Did you ever read Groucho Marxīs Biography? He calls everybody "Delaney", because he does not want any problems with them..........

Gord@k
02-28-2008, 03:00 PM
Aquaculture engineering squad.

axeslash
02-28-2008, 03:14 PM
No-one who posts here has a real name, silly goose :bonk:

:D
Yeah, except in chat, where we know everyone's true identities. And I learned that every mother****er in there is named Matt.

ForrestS
02-28-2008, 03:16 PM
Spectre?

SuperBlob
02-28-2008, 03:50 PM
Yeah, except in chat, where we know everyone's true identities. And I learned that every mother****er in there is named Matt.
You mean you and Streetlight? :p:

sargasm
02-28-2008, 03:55 PM
yeahyeah too

DanRev
02-28-2008, 03:56 PM
Sir Herbert Everwinkle-Clemens and the Knights of the Realm.
Dr. Shipman and The murdered mancs.
Jack D. Ripper and The postage organs.
Dr. Strangelove and The band that learnt to stop worrying and love the bomb.

Mav-16
02-28-2008, 04:18 PM
Sir Herbert Everwinkle-Clemens and the Knights of the Realm.
Dr. Shipman and The murdered mancs.
Jack D. Ripper and The postage organs.
Dr. Strangelove and The band that learnt to stop worrying and love the bomb.

:haha :haha :haha nice

great movie

BrianApocalypse
02-28-2008, 04:38 PM
Billy Pug and the Butt Plugs

Jerry Jizz and the Nun's Snizz

neidnarb11890
02-28-2008, 05:20 PM
You mean you and Streetlight? :p:
My name is really Matt too. I just go by Tom to avoid confusion.

StreetLight3989
02-28-2008, 05:22 PM
My name is really Matt too. I just go by Tom to avoid confusion.
Matt is the coolest name and people named Tom aren't cool enough to have it.

BrianApocalypse
02-28-2008, 05:24 PM
My name is also Matt, but I spell it Mat because it's such a common name and I want to differentiate myself.

neidnarb11890
02-28-2008, 05:25 PM
My name is also Matt, but I spell it Mat because it's such a common name and I want to differentiate myself.
You crazy p0nx!

DanRev
02-28-2008, 05:48 PM
My name is Dan, but I'll call myself Matt from now on.

axeslash
02-28-2008, 06:04 PM
I was Matt long before it was punx.

yeahyeah
02-28-2008, 06:04 PM
My name is really Matt too. I just go by Tom to avoid confusion.
sellout

BrianApocalypse
02-28-2008, 06:14 PM
I've been called Mat since January 3rd, 1988. Beat that.

EDIT: The Dread Boys. White boys playing ska.

axeslash
02-28-2008, 06:15 PM
I was Matthew since April 20, 1989. But I don't know what the equals in English years.

BrianApocalypse
02-28-2008, 06:16 PM
I was Matthew since April 20, 1989. But I don't know what the equals in English years.

It's the same, lol.

When I was little, everyone called me Mafs. awww!

DanRev
02-28-2008, 06:17 PM
I used to have a teacher in Primary school whose surname was Doore. His first name was Matt.











We used to call him Mr. Doore.

lolmnt
02-28-2008, 06:20 PM
My name is also Matt

BrianApocalypse
02-28-2008, 06:24 PM
We used to call him Mr. Doore.

Really?

At university, you call lecturers by their first name.

DanRev
02-28-2008, 06:27 PM
Really?

At university, you call lecturers by their first name.



We can do that in college, but I hate college and want to leave, but will finish this year anyway.

BrianApocalypse
02-28-2008, 06:48 PM
We can do that in college, but I hate college and want to leave, but will finish this year anyway.

I like university.

I get to record bands, and learn all about music history and music business and stuff.

Good fun. And I have zero responsibility, so I can play guitar 24/7.

axeslash
02-28-2008, 07:51 PM
I like university.

I get to record bands, and learn all about music history and music business and stuff.

Good fun. And I have zero responsibility, so I can play guitar 24/7.
****in' hippie. I go to college, where I actually have to do stuff.

original=punk
02-28-2008, 10:08 PM
..........seriously guys, this is liek the only thread I've created that's lasted this long, and it's FINISHED!

WE HAVE THE NAME! www.myspace.com/dactylmusic


and DTK, my name's John :)

sargasm
02-28-2008, 10:45 PM
Oh man, that's an awesome name!

I think I'm going to name my collective The Manta Ray Collective 'cause Manta Rays are bomb ass mother****ers.

Either that or the stingray collective. I just have a thing for rays.

axeslash
02-28-2008, 10:56 PM
I wanna name my band Candlejack & the

gopherthegreat
02-28-2008, 10:57 PM
Oh man, that's an awesome name!

I think I'm going to name my collective The Manta Ray Collective 'cause Manta Rays are bomb ass mother****ers.

Either that or the stingray collective. I just have a thing for rays.
Manta Ray Collective is better than Stingray Collective. go with that one.

BrianApocalypse
02-28-2008, 11:00 PM
We don't claim to be the "next big thing", although we believe windsor was in dire need of a pop-punk band that didn't sound like blink-182.

:haha

They sound EXACTLY like Blink 182, and rip off Green Day riffs.

original=punk
02-28-2008, 11:21 PM
:haha

They sound EXACTLY like Blink 182, and rip off Green Day riffs.


dude....what? That certainly wasn't my intention, we don't have high little meody lines then go into a chord progression basedon that little line riff thing, where do you hear the resemblance?

Also, our recordings are basically all our old songs, out writing style is mega-different now.

sargasm
02-29-2008, 01:35 AM
I wanna name my band Candlejack & the

facepalm.jpg

axeslash
02-29-2008, 02:19 AM
facepalm.jpg
I can't really argue with that. That was a horrible joke.

BrianApocalypse
02-29-2008, 10:36 AM
dude....what? That certainly wasn't my intention, we don't have high little meody lines then go into a chord progression basedon that little line riff thing, where do you hear the resemblance?

Also, our recordings are basically all our old songs, out writing style is mega-different now.

Okay, just pointing out that you were pretty much playing "2000 light years away".

original=punk
02-29-2008, 04:27 PM
don't deny we have a green day influence, it's on our profile, but, I was talkign aobut the thing you said aobut us sounding like blink-182.


EDIT: and what song are you talking about?

Ska Wars
02-29-2008, 04:48 PM
Okay, just pointing out that you were pretty much playing "2000 light years away".
Whoa, Brian knows a Green Day song?!

axeslash
02-29-2008, 05:14 PM
Whoa, Brian knows a Green Day song?!
So do you!

devourthekitten
02-29-2008, 05:53 PM
..........seriously guys, this is liek the only thread I've created that's lasted this long, and it's FINISHED!

WE HAVE THE NAME! www.myspace.com/dactylmusic


and DTK, my name's John :)
Oh, I see. Well, John, I think I'm gonna make some promotional signs or something for you guys, because I'm bored as **** right now.

original=punk
02-29-2008, 06:05 PM
Lol, well we benefit from your bordem =) haha, thanks, man.

devourthekitten
02-29-2008, 06:08 PM
Lol, well we benefit from your bordem =) haha, thanks, man.
Yeah, definitely...I would make a cool logo, but that should be up to you, I suppose...