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masterk1818
03-27-2008, 11:43 PM
Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?

:sad:

InvaderTSN
03-27-2008, 11:43 PM
Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.

Mike!
03-27-2008, 11:43 PM
So, just let it and see how things go from there.

Deliriumbassist
03-27-2008, 11:44 PM
lol, you're getting dryhumped by your dog.

SpartanTHC
03-27-2008, 11:44 PM
:haha

theking182
03-27-2008, 11:45 PM
hump him back.

marktuazon
03-27-2008, 11:45 PM
it means that he thinks he's control, he has authority. regardless if he is neutered dogs will still hump.




that or he loves your pheromones.

YourDad
03-27-2008, 11:45 PM
Best.
Thread.
Ever.

masterk1818
03-27-2008, 11:46 PM
lol, you're getting dryhumped by your dog.


I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen. :sad:

He just keeps thrusting

ACG
03-27-2008, 11:46 PM
My dog humps me too, but I just hump him back and my friends film it.

Våd Hamster
03-27-2008, 11:47 PM
Smack 'em one :haha

soXlittleXtimeX
03-27-2008, 11:47 PM
then get him neutered...


in another note, is it by any chance your "time of the month"?

YourDad
03-27-2008, 11:47 PM
Just call the rape hotline if your self esteem goes down.

happytimeharry
03-27-2008, 11:47 PM
hump him back.

Yeah, show him who the alpha-male really is!

masterk1818
03-27-2008, 11:48 PM
then get him neutered...


in another note, is it by any chance your "time of the month"?

I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?

MrOtter
03-27-2008, 11:48 PM
hump him back.

No really, do it. It'll teach him, but you can't go half-assed about it. you gotta really give it to the poor mutt. You won't enjoy it(hopefully), and neither will he but i'll be damned if he ever tries that **** again

djmay71
03-27-2008, 11:48 PM
this thread is gonna be epic.....but yea.....thats hilarious

Mr. Altoid
03-27-2008, 11:49 PM
What kind of dog?

MrDURPEEDURP
03-27-2008, 11:49 PM
Male dogs aren't much different from male men.

Eat
Sleep
Have fun occasionally
Obey
Be Lazy
Think about opposite sex
Sex
Boners
Sex
Sexual thoughts
Sexual drive

C'mon buddy, you suck for chopping your dog's **** off.
You wouldn't like it if you couldn't fuck anymore would you?

masterk1818
03-27-2008, 11:49 PM
What kind of dog?

St. Bernard he over powers me

djmay71
03-27-2008, 11:49 PM
I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!

memyselfandjeff
03-27-2008, 11:50 PM
I had a chick dog that humped like a man. haha but only with a certain blanket wrapped around the person(I got many a folk with that)
you could always record it and sell it to some sort of sick site.(dogdryhump.net?)
you may be grossed out, but atleast you can get some cash from it lol

papersun87
03-27-2008, 11:52 PM
This whole thread is quite siggable.

masterk1818
03-27-2008, 11:52 PM
I had a chick dog that humped like a man. haha but only with a certain blanket wrapped around the person(I got many a folk with that)
you could always record it and sell it to some sort of sick site.(dogdryhump.net?)
you may be grossed out, but atleast you can get some cash from it lol


I have a little bit of respect for myself, not a lot, but enough not to do that :mad:

Pinto111
03-27-2008, 11:53 PM
I have a little bit of respect for myself, not a lot, but enough not to do that :mad:

lol but you dont have enough respect for yourself to not tell us about your anal seepage?

soXlittleXtimeX
03-27-2008, 11:54 PM
I'm a dude....but I do have anal leakage sometimes if that means anything?


i know you're a dude lol

and yes leakage can mean alot to a dog (i hope you're not serious)

you= :wtf:


dog= :liplick:


together= :sexsmile:

ACG
03-27-2008, 11:54 PM
Actually whenever me and my friends get high we get my dog all horny and then he tries to hump us and we run away from him and set up elaborate plans and stuff. It's actually really epicly fun...

masterk1818
03-27-2008, 11:55 PM
i know you're a dude lol

and yes leakage can mean alot to a dog (i hope you're not serious)

you= :wtf:


dog= :liplick:


together= :sexsmile:


Dog= :liplick:
Me= :sad:
Together= :stickpoke

theking182
03-27-2008, 11:56 PM
St. Bernard he over powers me
you're ****ed. literally.

AVA_Plus44_182
03-27-2008, 11:57 PM
I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen. :sad:

He just keeps thrusting

I don't blame him, I'd do the same thing.

Pinto111
03-27-2008, 11:59 PM
seriously, just let him get off
maybe he'll give you a bj in return

ACG
03-28-2008, 12:00 AM
anyway, my advice to you is embrace his horniness. make fun games out of it, hump him back and own his face. try to make him all awkward by going up to his face and stare into his eyes and make approving sounds. IT'S FUN :D

masterk1818
03-28-2008, 12:01 AM
anyway, my advice to you is embrace his horniness. make fun games out of it, hump him back and own his face. try to make him all awkward by going up to his face and stare into his eyes and make approving sounds. IT'S FUN :D


:no: :no: :no: :no:

memyselfandjeff
03-28-2008, 12:02 AM
Actually whenever me and my friends get high we get my dog all horny and then he tries to hump us and we run away from him and set up elaborate plans and stuff. It's actually really epicly fun...


thats just cruel :(
I hate it when my dog teases me...I mean..what?
:dance: DISTRACTION :dance:

Gunpowder
03-28-2008, 12:02 AM
Tell him you want to start slow, maybe get to know each other over some dinner first.

Also, make it clear that you're not into promiscuity. If he really cares about you, he'll listen.

sgtpepperz
03-28-2008, 12:11 AM
Have a giant dog orgy, it really helps the self esteem.

G.a.c.771
03-28-2008, 12:12 AM
:haha :haha :haha

Ex'sAndOh's
03-28-2008, 12:15 AM
Peanut butter + Penis = Legendary.

masterk1818
03-28-2008, 12:18 AM
Have a giant dog orgy, it really helps the self esteem.


o no I have been sigged

arsonite
03-28-2008, 12:18 AM
Get him another dog to hump.

sgtpepperz
03-28-2008, 12:22 AM
o no I have been sigged
Well I think everyone needs to know about the anal leakage so they can tell others about their own.

terrencemaddox
03-28-2008, 12:33 AM
Actually whenever me and my friends get high we get my dog all horny and then he tries to hump us and we run away from him and set up elaborate plans and stuff. It's actually really epicly fun...
:confused:

Ts, you need to find a way to establish your domination.

Deliriumbassist
03-28-2008, 12:36 AM
:confused:

Ts, you need to find a way to establish your domination.

with leather and chains!

sean_etc
03-28-2008, 12:38 AM
have you by any chance stood in any other dogs **** over the last 6 months?

HorridxHopes
03-28-2008, 12:38 AM
I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen. :sad:

He just keeps thrusting
that's what she said!

terrencemaddox
03-28-2008, 12:48 AM
with leather and chains!
Honestly, I support that.

iceman_8319
03-28-2008, 01:12 AM
Stop being so damn sexy.

Deliriumbassist
03-28-2008, 01:13 AM
Honestly, I support that.

They could become Gimp Boy and Bondage Mutt, and save people from sexual normality.

1h81337
03-28-2008, 01:18 AM
One time, before my friend had him neutered, his dog dry humped me till he got off.

I wouldn't make this shit up.

terrencemaddox
03-28-2008, 01:22 AM
They could become Gimp Boy and Bondage Mutt, and save people from sexual normality.
Yeah, but they have to have something similar to the bat signal...only instead of a bat it would be the dog mounting the ts (still).

Heafyman
03-28-2008, 02:08 AM
Actually whenever me and my friends get high we get my dog all horny and then he tries to hump us and we run away from him and set up elaborate plans and stuff. It's actually really epicly fun...

...

You guys need to get some better things to do. And how the fuck do you "get him horny"? Or do I not want to know?

terrencemaddox
03-28-2008, 02:10 AM
...

You guys need to get some better things to do. And how the fuck do you "get him horny"? Or do I not want to know?
I was wondering the same thing. They probably assumed that rubbing a dog's genitals wouldn't be considered hilariously disgusting if they were doing it for the lulz.

Heafyman
03-28-2008, 02:17 AM
I was wondering the same thing. They probably assumed that rubbing a dog's genitals wouldn't be considered hilariously disgusting if they were doing it for the lulz.

>.<

Hey, it's you! :cheers:

-Vogel-
03-28-2008, 07:23 AM
:haha





...









:haha

xC0ldBl00dx
03-28-2008, 07:24 AM
Maybe you're just so god damn handsome

or maybe you smell like a bitch :peace:

Wiirdo
03-28-2008, 07:27 AM
Take it like a man.

Stumpo
03-28-2008, 07:32 AM
Get him another dog to hump.

If you watched the movie CLICK,
I dont think it'll work.
Good luck TS =)

billybusa
03-28-2008, 07:37 AM
Pretend it's a girl with a strapon

12Jim34
03-28-2008, 07:41 AM
:haha This whole thread is full of win

Lord-O-Donuts
03-28-2008, 07:51 AM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3067628/2/istockphoto_3067628_suit_of_armour.jpg

If you wear this I'm pretty sure he'll stop.

Flemfloyd
03-28-2008, 07:56 AM
:haha

Can't say I've ever had this problem myself so my advice will just be specualtion, kick your dog in the nads.

flyingmarlin
03-28-2008, 08:08 AM
Who are you DinkyDaisy?

noxiosimitator
03-28-2008, 08:11 AM
well, I think its just his way of telling you're a b*tch :p:

*pun intented*

.:Darkness:.
03-28-2008, 08:33 AM
+some REAL advise: of he starts humping you then punch him of and give him a solid whack across te nose. Not a hard whack that will hurt, one thats solid to let him know.

Also, blowing air into their face works to establish dominance.

NielsWho
03-28-2008, 08:41 AM
^Thar you go..

Or do the peanutbutter thing :liplick:

Lord-O-Donuts
03-28-2008, 08:41 AM
+some REAL advise: of he starts humping you then punch him of and give him a solid whack across te nose. Not a hard whack that will hurt, one thats solid to let him know.

Also, blowing air into their face works to establish dominance.

If you blow air into its face, it might mutilate yours :haha

Scarlatti
03-28-2008, 08:42 AM
:haha:haha
....




:haha

lexieangel
03-28-2008, 08:49 AM
Eww

Archaon
03-28-2008, 08:50 AM
So, just let it and see how things go from there.
:haha x 10

dartmaster
03-28-2008, 09:23 AM
Is your dog called hand banana???

Seth Shadows
03-28-2008, 09:27 AM
Dogs suck. Cats are better.
Male dogs aren't much different from male men.

Eat
Sleep
Have fun occasionally
Obey
Be Lazy
Think about opposite sex
Sex
Boners
Sex
Sexual thoughts
Sexual drive

C'mon buddy, you suck for chopping your dog's **** off.
You wouldn't like it if you couldn't fuck anymore would you?
Fix that. Most males.

dartmaster
03-28-2008, 09:31 AM
http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/08/handbanana.jpg

Tonight....You!

Tommy[fin]
03-28-2008, 09:38 AM
It doesn't matter if it's neutered or not, he thinks you're lower in hierarchy than him and tries to put you down.


You should calmly put him on his back ad keep him there when he tries to do that, to prove you're higher.


Which breed is it?

Apocalypse_now6
03-28-2008, 09:47 AM
LOL!


This is you isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBiRQo--lx8

lools ownt

mr freezy
03-28-2008, 09:48 AM
Hump it back. Hard.
EDIT:http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/08/handbanana.jpg

Tonight....You!
:haha

FarewellMemory
03-28-2008, 09:57 AM
that's what she said!


HAHAHAHHA THREADWINNER! good timing!
cant believe im the only one who got this!

DanRev
03-28-2008, 09:58 AM
Ask Dinkydaisy, she'll know what to do.

CFH82
03-28-2008, 10:02 AM
Who are you DinkyDaisy?

:haha


http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/08/handbanana.jpg

Tonight....You!


...


:haha :haha :haha

Louisio
03-28-2008, 11:17 AM
Greatest:haha
Thread:haha
Ever:haha

ACG
03-28-2008, 11:21 AM
...

You guys need to get some better things to do. And how the fuck do you "get him horny"? Or do I not want to know?

Oh, no, it's probably the best thing to do. We get him horny by massaging his neck skin. .......

Oli_88
03-28-2008, 11:22 AM
Who are you DinkyDaisy?
This took far too long to be said.
:golfclap:

WillPlayForFood
03-28-2008, 11:23 AM
Flick his peter.

wlcm2themachine
03-28-2008, 11:24 AM
I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen. :sad:

He just keeps thrusting

aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd




sigged!

Havok19
03-28-2008, 11:36 AM
LOL!


This is you isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBiRQo--lx8

lools ownt
:haha :haha :haha

Jacob6293
03-28-2008, 11:36 AM
put peanut butter on your balls and let him lick it off

i hate uggs
03-28-2008, 11:37 AM
Ummmm why are you wrestling with your dog in the first place?

masterk1818
03-28-2008, 11:47 AM
Ummmm why are you wrestling with your dog in the first place?

Just like playing with him

Cumbersome
03-28-2008, 11:58 AM
This thread is ****ing epic :haha :haha :haha

sean_etc
03-28-2008, 04:25 PM
You do realise most dogs dont know the difference between wrestling and having sex

x-hex-x
03-28-2008, 04:36 PM
put peanut butter on your balls and let him lick it off

And its not classed as cheating because its your dog Win Win :D

punkextremest
03-28-2008, 04:57 PM
dog humping FTW.

Lord-O-Donuts
03-28-2008, 04:59 PM
http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/condom.jpg

Make sure your dog uses one ...

kikaykitko
03-28-2008, 05:05 PM
I wish I had a St. Bernard who'd hump me.:sad:

dartmaster
03-28-2008, 05:09 PM
I wish I had a St. Bernard who'd hump me.:sad:

I can dress up as a St. Bernard?

;) lol

Martyr's Prayer
03-28-2008, 05:15 PM
Just use an electric collar! Ofcourse if he's a masochist you're screwed. Seeing as how he's a St. Bernard and probably bigger than you.

I wish I had a St. Bernard who'd hump me.

Bestiality ftl.

AquafinaGloss
03-28-2008, 05:15 PM
Actually whenever me and my friends get high we get my dog all horny and then he tries to hump us and we run away from him and set up elaborate plans and stuff. It's actually really epicly fun...
how the hell do you get a dog horny??
"here fido, watch this pr0n"

SweetsForLife
03-28-2008, 05:17 PM
Relationship thread.

Lord-O-Donuts
03-28-2008, 05:20 PM
Relationship thread.

Wow.

You're pretty funny :rolleyes:

Martyr's Prayer
03-28-2008, 05:24 PM
Wow.

You're pretty funny :rolleyes:

Personally I thought that was quite funny.

ze monsta
03-28-2008, 05:27 PM
Just get it out and dick slap him till he knows better. :haha

TS, you suck for making this thread. :haha

Lord-O-Donuts
03-28-2008, 05:27 PM
Maybe a tad ...

SilentDeftone
03-28-2008, 06:14 PM
All that wrestling is like foreplay. You turn your dog on.

-SD :dance:

TastyMooglePie
03-28-2008, 06:19 PM
Ask Dinkydaisy, she'll know what to do.
I don't get it? :confused:

rhcp33roxx
03-28-2008, 06:19 PM
yea my dog humps also.and she is a girl:( and she humps my other boy dog.very odd

Feischti
03-28-2008, 06:21 PM
Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.

Just watched that part of Full Metal Jacket Today :P

PantsDance69
03-28-2008, 06:21 PM
dude same here. mine is a lab puppy he's been neutered too. i wrestle with him and he gets all crazy and grabs my arm or back and humps. one time he got my head. :( now whenever he tries to hump me i try and take a squirt bottle and squirt his wee wee.

metalblaster
03-29-2008, 12:20 AM
getting him neutered wont do anything, its about dominance, totally not related to some wierd sex, you cant stop it, its in their head, its natural, whatever.

amaqqut
03-29-2008, 12:23 AM
maybe he thinks you're sexy! I say hump him back.

live4ledzep
03-29-2008, 12:23 AM
St. Bernard he over powers me
he owns you.
your his bitch.
take it like a man.

RPGoof
03-29-2008, 12:40 AM
I tell him to stop but he doesn't listen. :sad:

He just keeps thrusting
taken out of context

kleenx
03-29-2008, 12:41 AM
Purchase a female dog, large stuffed animal, or a statue of yourself.

SquierLolz
04-01-2008, 08:43 AM
That he keeps humping you isnt the porblem who is gonna tell the dog from the neighbours that he's cheating !

overdrive1818
07-21-2008, 09:15 PM
HAHA what?

The_Paranoia
07-21-2008, 09:16 PM
HAHA what?
Epic bump?

Oh wait...its a July '08er....

floppypick
07-21-2008, 09:17 PM
What the hell, July 08ers have been bumping threads for the past few minutes, really old ones too.

Seryaph
07-21-2008, 09:18 PM
he owns you.
your his bitch.
take it like a man.


This.

arsonite
07-21-2008, 09:20 PM
What the hell, July 08ers have been bumping threads for the past few minutes, really old ones too.

Whatevs.....

jeremessmore
07-21-2008, 09:21 PM
St. Bernard he over powers me
my saint bernard did the same thing :eek:
but really hump him back it worked for me :(

XCount Me InX
07-21-2008, 09:30 PM
if it isnt already neutered get it done

if it is

it basically means that he's a dominative dog....put him in amongst aload of male ones and he'll probably be the boss