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im not mental
03-29-2008, 04:53 PM
yep.

i walk into the office to go on the computer. i move the mouse to get out of the screen saver and it turns out my dad was logged in. and right there was a paused video of a chick fingering herself. my dad's walks in and he's just like "oh ****." he goes and exits out of everything and then he says, "alright go ahead."

awkward to say the least.

and kind of ironic. i thought my parents would be the ones to find out i looked at porn, not the other way around....


has this ever happened to anyone else?

JordantheAxe
03-29-2008, 04:54 PM
Oh noes.

imonfire!!
03-29-2008, 04:54 PM
hahahaha
epic.

NielsWho
03-29-2008, 04:55 PM
Yup.

I don't want to talk about it :sad:

cam_sampbell
03-29-2008, 04:55 PM
Erm... yeah, but no it hasn't happened to mebecause the only computer is in the living room so that would be just wrong

//ANDREW\\
03-29-2008, 04:55 PM
okkk
does this really need a thread

Tom_hatton
03-29-2008, 04:55 PM
:haha:haha:haha:haha







....:haha

ewp805
03-29-2008, 04:55 PM
You should of been like

"Whoah, dad! Is that Hot Brazillian Asses #2?"

Thales
03-29-2008, 04:55 PM
I once found my mom's pornography tape labeled "Sex Sweatshop" in the VCR...scarred for life man.

hazzmatazz
03-29-2008, 04:55 PM
At least you didn't catch him polishing his Jolly Roger ;)

12Jim34
03-29-2008, 04:56 PM
I bet the awkward silence was horrible. You should have sneezed or coughed or said "What site is this?" or at least something.

Archaon
03-29-2008, 04:56 PM
Yup.

I don't want to talk about it :sad:
You caught your dad in the middle of the act, didn't you? :sad:

Negative Burn
03-29-2008, 04:56 PM
You need to confront your dad about his porn habits.

Tatakai!
03-29-2008, 04:57 PM
pic or it didn't happen...

Sorry :(

Slash_HuDsOn
03-29-2008, 04:57 PM
definatly caught my dad before but he didn't know i was there so i kinda just backed up and went back to bed

jimmy_neutron
03-29-2008, 04:57 PM
I can't believe u touched the mouse after him...... :no:

MetalMilitia212
03-29-2008, 04:57 PM
That's nothing, I found stripping lesson tapes under my parents bed.

floppypick
03-29-2008, 04:58 PM
At least you didn't catch him polishing his Jolly Roger ;)

Yeah man.... He probably just finished Eww

Anyway, finish watching any good?

redh0tchilip3pp
03-29-2008, 04:58 PM
:haha

He hasn't really done anything wrong, though...

dark_gilbert
03-29-2008, 04:58 PM
haha, sucks to be.

...im in spain.

Sanitarium91
03-29-2008, 04:58 PM
I once caught my big brother watching porn... it wasn't nearly as akward as that though.

daft
03-29-2008, 04:58 PM
It could have been worse. Horses could have been involved.

G.a.c.771
03-29-2008, 04:59 PM
:haha :haha

im not mental
03-29-2008, 04:59 PM
I can't believe u touched the mouse after him...... :no:
....


:sad: goddammit.

Slash_HuDsOn
03-29-2008, 04:59 PM
That's nothing, I found stripping lesson tapes under my parents bed.

haha I found one of my dad's porn in the VCR once :( ...........Show me that ass 4

Shunt
03-29-2008, 05:00 PM
Haha well that is definatly one for the ages. If I were you, the next time you do something wrong, that only he knows about, remind him of this incident before he decides whether or not to tell your mother. ;)

The_Crowing_IV
03-29-2008, 05:00 PM
Jesus christ, man, so many times. Once on my computer in fact. I remember the first time I caught him, he closed out and acted like he was only checking his email, he goes, "Okay, let's go play video games!"

Kensai
03-29-2008, 05:01 PM
Welcome to my world...



















:sad:

sashki
03-29-2008, 05:01 PM
My 7 year old sister uses Dad's account to play games.

Guess what she found?

Mum wasn't happy.

bingeandletgo
03-29-2008, 05:01 PM
lol I caught my uncle looking at Playboy. He jumped when I caught him and said "You can have the magazine and $20 if you don't tell anyone". So I took the deal lol

RevaM1ssP1ss
03-29-2008, 05:01 PM
That's nothing, I found stripping lesson tapes under my parents bed.

Why were you looking under their bed? :|

Haanz
03-29-2008, 05:02 PM
Dude, grow a ****in' pecker.

If I found out my old man watched porn, I'd be tradin' dirty videos with him all the time via the interwebz.

Edit: Uhh.. Not of each other. No, not that way.

.. God damn you all.

Kensai
03-29-2008, 05:02 PM
That's nothing, I found stripping lesson tapes under my parents bed.

That's nothing, I found anal lube in my mother's bedroom drawer.

frankv
03-29-2008, 05:03 PM
Well? Was it a quality video?

Slash_HuDsOn
03-29-2008, 05:03 PM
lol I caught my uncle looking at Playboy. He jumped when I caught him and said "You can have the magazine and $20 if you don't tell anyone". So I took the deal lol

AHAHHAHAHA THAT'S BEAUTIFUL :haha


what... there's ANAL lube?....what's the diff between regular lube? :confused:

SoftParade1967
03-29-2008, 05:03 PM
................

:puke:
:puke:
:puke:
:puke:

My god thats ****ed up.

Prankster1990
03-29-2008, 05:03 PM
Haha, same here, but my dad was not in the same room and I saw in his browser history he visited 'naughty' sites. I was kind of shocked first, but it goes away after a while :P

redh0tchilip3pp
03-29-2008, 05:03 PM
That's nothing, I found anal lube in my mother's bedroom drawer.
That's nothing. I found a dildo in my fathers wardrobe.

MetalMilitia212
03-29-2008, 05:03 PM
haha I found one of my dad's porn in the VCR once :( ...........Show me that ass 4
No, that means my mother is, or once was, a stripper. My ex-girlfriend also found a bottle of lube, with the label "anal lube" on it.

sashki
03-29-2008, 05:05 PM
i caught my sister watching her boyfriend wank on webcam
Why would ANYONE want to watch that?

Kensai
03-29-2008, 05:05 PM
That's nothing. I found a dildo in my fathers wardrobe.

Maybe it was your mums? Atleast, that's what I would keep telling myself over and over again until I believed it.

I'm. at. disneyland! DISNEYLAND!

Thales
03-29-2008, 05:06 PM
Parents nowadays are sick, and it's pretty nasty that you guys still use those mouses...I'd walk around with Clorox Wipes all the time...

thepusher
03-29-2008, 05:06 PM
**** that is epic, but now you have leveredge over him for anything.

..NEM..
03-29-2008, 05:07 PM
But then again you didn't really caught him looking at porn, just the aftermath? :p: [/joykiller]


My former classmate found her parents sex pictures. :puke:

ChaoticVengence
03-29-2008, 05:07 PM
went to my cousins place one day, and he wanted to show me this video he downloaded from limewire recently, so he went into the folder, and there was a crapload of porn, and it's his dads laptop and he rarely goes on, only whne he wants to play some games, we were both kinda surprised, then we just laughed

ctb
03-29-2008, 05:08 PM
You should of been like

You: "Whoah, dad! Is that Hot Brazillian Asses #2?"

Dad: "Eerrr... uhm.. *scrathes head in embarrassment* Yeah it is, Son."

Dad: "Wait... how did you know that?!"

You: ">_>...."

lol. All in all, I'd be surprised considering he's meant to be setting a good example for his child. :p: I wouldn't have been bothered to be honest.

metalrhoads
03-29-2008, 05:08 PM
i found my dads stash of 4 cassesttes. akward.

Ziggums
03-29-2008, 05:08 PM
That's nothing, I found anal lube in my mother's bedroom drawer.

I found anal medicine in my mates Medicine cabinet... No i will not say what I was doing in his medicine cabinet...

redh0tchilip3pp
03-29-2008, 05:09 PM
Maybe it was your mums? Atleast, that's what I would keep telling myself over and over again until I believed it.

I'm. at. disneyland! DISNEYLAND!
:haha

I didn't really. I was just trying to be slightly humurous. I fail. :(

Molloy35
03-29-2008, 05:10 PM
Why are you wasting time posting it on here?! Use this experience against him! :devil:

C.C. Deville
03-29-2008, 05:10 PM
sorta... cept one day i was looking at the history to find this site that i had gone to the day before, and under the current days history there were a bunch of porn links

Zero-Hartman
03-29-2008, 05:12 PM
My mate had that Sky multi-view thing, and my mates dad was in control of the TV downstairs (He was in his room) and he was watching a National Geographic documentary,and when his mum left the house the Playboy Channel just popped up :haha

im_hungry
03-29-2008, 05:12 PM
i found my dads stash of 4 cassesttes. akward.
...Your dad listens to porn?

floppypick
03-29-2008, 05:17 PM
My mate had that Sky multi-view thing, and my mates dad was in control of the TV downstairs (He was in his room) and he was watching a National Geographic documentary,and when his mum left the house the Playboy Channel just popped up :haha

Ohh god that is awesome ahahaha

Many lols were had?

Zero-Hartman
03-29-2008, 05:18 PM
Ohh god that is awesome ahahaha

Many lols were had?
Muchos lolé's ensued :)

break-me-in
03-29-2008, 05:18 PM
That's nothing, I found anal lube in my mother's bedroom drawer.

If you go into your parents' bedroom drawers you deserve everything that's coming to you.

hazzmatazz
03-29-2008, 05:19 PM
My mate had that Sky multi-view thing, and my mates dad was in control of the TV downstairs (He was in his room) and he was watching a National Geographic documentary,and when his mum left the house the Playboy Channel just popped up :haha

:haha I have that, which is why I can't watch anything since my mum watches TV at night in her room.

NielsWho
03-29-2008, 05:19 PM
You caught your dad in the middle of the act, didn't you? :sad:

Is it that obvious? :sad:, and I found my stepmothers vibrator in the bathroom, she needs to be more carefull with it. :(

xxxFMDxxx
03-29-2008, 05:20 PM
Lol I found porn on my dads computer once. The funny thing is that its right there on the main documents folder.....he made no effort into hiding it in another folder that nobody goes on, plus I think its still there cuz this wasn't long ago. LOL im waiting for his girlfriend to just go on and see it.

nehpets5555
03-29-2008, 05:20 PM
i was in my mates.. me and another friend were looking thru his history to find a website and found a fook load of MILF Porn..
i nearly cried with laughter

Fraz01
03-29-2008, 05:22 PM
I was helping my mum on the computer, right, because she's pretty crap with it. Started typing in a web address and the autocomplete thing came up with some dirty website. I hadn't been on his site, but she didn't believe me. She told my Dad about 'my' porn site, but he admitted to it.
Long story short, I showed my dad how to delete the history :p:

Lethal Dosage
03-29-2008, 05:24 PM
ahaha I caught my stepdad watching it once when I was like 13, he was gone but he left it on. I came to get something from my moms that I had forgotten when I went to my dads the day before. And I looked it at and was like whoa who was watching this? This was in the living room. I went into my room then he came home and asked me if I had seen what was on the T.V. and I said no even though I had.

XxGloriousxX
03-29-2008, 05:24 PM
:haha oh **** go right ahead


sounds like what my dad would do, just pretend like nothing was wrong

JakeTheDuck
03-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Once me, my mom, and my brother got home from church early, so we wanted to sneak in and surprise my dad. He was pretty surprised when we walked in and he was masturbating. :(

PunkRockRAMONE1
03-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Same thing happened to me.. Ever time I go on my computer theres like 40 new websites that are like hotfreeones!

i have to pee
03-29-2008, 05:31 PM
At least it wasn't gay porn.

PUNKfromNORWAY
03-29-2008, 05:31 PM
Once me, my mom, and my brother got home from church early, so we wanted to sneak in and surprise my dad. He was pretty surprised when we walked in and he was masturbating. :(
are you kidding?! :D LOL

Prankster1990
03-29-2008, 05:33 PM
Haha I remember another one.
Me and someone from my class had to make some speech together, and we get at his home and his sister is on the computer. He tells her to get off, and I go on it to look up some information.
In the history there were like tons of lesbian porn sites :D good times, good times.
He denied it after a while his sister was looking at porn, but oh well :P must've been embarrassing for him.

JakeTheDuck
03-29-2008, 05:34 PM
are you kidding?! :D LOL
Lol, I wish I was. It happened again once when I went out to play basketball at a church near me, but came back a couple minutes late 'cause I had to poo. He wasn't doing it, but he had it up. I played it off like I didn't see it, being the nice son I am. :cool:

British_Steal
03-29-2008, 05:35 PM
That's nothing, I found stripping lesson tapes under my parents bed.

hahahahahaha

PunkRockRAMONE1
03-29-2008, 05:35 PM
I also HEARD my parents doing stuff...
It was nighttime and I heard there noises and the night after that I needed a blanket and I grabbed one from my parents bed and I used it... I woke up in the middle of the night reach over and there was a ****ing crusty patch!

pawm24
03-29-2008, 05:35 PM
Hahaha.. I had some weird experience like that.. I was feeling really bad.. I had like, a huge headache, so I went to my parents' bedroom, but the door was locked.. so, anyway, I tried opening it again, and it opens.. and then... I get this lifelong trauma

Slash_HuDsOn
03-29-2008, 05:40 PM
Hahaha.. I had some weird experience like that.. I was feeling really bad.. I had like, a huge headache, so I went to my parents' bedroom, but the door was locked.. so, anyway, I tried opening it again, and it opens.. and then... I get this lifelong trauma

ahahaha u better tell us the position

RevaM1ssP1ss
03-29-2008, 05:41 PM
My parents used to have a book that was like a guide to better sex. Just happened to notice it ://
It's not there anymore. Eh.

Prankster1990
03-29-2008, 05:43 PM
My parents used to have a book that was like a guide to better sex. Just happened to notice it ://
It's not there anymore. Eh.
Probably means they don't need it anymore now :D

hazzmatazz
03-29-2008, 05:43 PM
My mate found his Dad's porn stash, and bought the magazines to school. There was some hardcore shit in there. Apparantly you needed a license for it, shows the kind of man he was.

Crutchy
03-29-2008, 05:44 PM
I never caught my dad, but when I was fucking around on my brother's computer I found a whole list of sites that he (my brother) had favorited. What a fucking retard.

I also found my friend's dildo just lying on the floor in her room. (I was going to the bathroom and saw something purplish, and had to look. I kinda wish I didn't... :sad: )

Yeah...

RevaM1ssP1ss
03-29-2008, 05:47 PM
Probably means they don't need it anymore now :D
They still have condoms ://

No I didn't snoop around at my parents stuff. Told the story in another thread somewhere. Eh.

Pretty sure they don't though. WOO.

Anarion614
03-29-2008, 05:49 PM
...*clears history*

cap'n curry
03-29-2008, 05:49 PM
i feel soooooooooooo sorry for you
have you talked to him since? wow, i can't imagine how akward that would be

Prankster1990
03-29-2008, 05:51 PM
They still have condoms ://

No I didn't snoop around at my parents stuff.

Darn this reminds me of another.
Well, I was for a reason that I don't know anymore going through my mom's drawer.
I find a condom with all kind of bubbles on it 'for extra pleasure'. God I'm never going to enter my parents' bedroom again.

MTVget0FFtheAIR
03-29-2008, 05:52 PM
:haha :haha :haha

this explains why the pit is so sexually scarred :sad:

RevaM1ssP1ss
03-29-2008, 05:53 PM
My parents don't understand computers. I wiiiin.

Ur all $h1t
03-29-2008, 05:55 PM
You do all know that your parents probably have fairly active and kinky sex lives right?

AzureNight
03-29-2008, 05:57 PM
Haha, who cares dude. He's a guy. At least you have comfort in knowing he isn't gay, or asexual, which would be odd. And we all know those who don't go on porn every now and then turn out to be rapists.

Gord@k
03-29-2008, 06:04 PM
You do all know that your parents probably have fairly active and kinky sex lives right?


I sure dont hope so.

p o e
03-29-2008, 06:06 PM
actually i have caught my dad. i was going to ask him something, and i walk very quietly (even though im a fatty.) but anyways.
so as i looked around the corner into the study i saw him typing in his password on Teenies.com or something of the sort.

Feischti
03-29-2008, 06:17 PM
i caught my sister watching her boyfriend wank on webcam
hahaha someone should sig that

killzy
03-29-2008, 06:19 PM
i caught my bro and his gf havin sex a couple days ago. ive never seen his or her face more red lol.

67_67
03-29-2008, 06:23 PM
Just be happy you didn't catch him going any further than looking.

Big_Carp
03-29-2008, 06:26 PM
Once me, my mom, and my brother got home from church early, so we wanted to sneak in and surprise my dad. He was pretty surprised when we walked in and he was masturbating. :(
you guys must be retarded...... what did you expect to se? i mean seriously... :rolleyes:

stratele
03-29-2008, 06:27 PM
:haha

Ive found pron my my dads comp... that was werid

Also is it alight to say i copyed one of the vids to my comp...oh god... :sad:

Bleed Blue
03-29-2008, 06:31 PM
nope, but my parents caught me once
that SUCKED lol

PlayMadness
03-29-2008, 06:36 PM
I do believe this video sums up what I was trying to say in this post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUv9-Rv6hZA&eurl=http://www.gamerevolution.com/manifesto/view.php?id=474

Tire Me.
03-29-2008, 06:38 PM
I found my dad's collection once.







I will never look at my sister the same again.

kikaykitko
03-29-2008, 06:38 PM
No but I used to watch the porn DVDs they hid in their dresser.

amaqqut
03-29-2008, 06:39 PM
I found my dad's collection once.







I will never look at my sister the same again.
:eek:



:haha

jtmj121
03-29-2008, 06:39 PM
my roommate is gay, i found a twin pack of lube on my desk when i got back to the dorms from spring break :( ive walked in on him and his boyfriend in the forplay stage... :(

jeremessmore
03-29-2008, 06:41 PM
oh i found my parents porn dvd in the player once it had a bunch of naked chicks on it and i said "mom what is this?" she hid it, later that year i found it and found out what masturbation was

suthy16
03-29-2008, 06:42 PM
You need to confront your dad about his porn habits.
:haha +1

Sit down beside him tonight and be like "Dad, we need to have a talk.."

Moggan13
03-29-2008, 06:42 PM
I've seen my dads history list when he forgot to delete it once...:sad:

killzy
03-29-2008, 06:43 PM
I found my dad's collection once.







I will never look at my sister the same again.
:puke:

PlayMadness
03-29-2008, 06:43 PM
my roommate is gay, i found a twin pack of lube on my desk when i got back to the dorms from spring break :( ive walked in on him and his boyfriend in the forplay stage... :(
I would've killed myself right then and there...

steee21
03-29-2008, 06:44 PM
When I'm in the room watching TV with my dad at night, when he flicks through the guide to see whats on he usually just flicks straight past most channels, but if there is something sex related he always seems to read the description before flicking on.

jtmj121
03-29-2008, 06:44 PM
I would've killed myself right then and there...

i thought about it, but hes moving out at the end of the year :P i did however about kill his boyfriend though... hes the flaming type (the woman of the relationship, according to his roommate :P luckly im not that guy)

PlayMadness
03-29-2008, 06:45 PM
i thought about it, but hes moving out at the end of the year :P i did however about kill his boyfriend though... hes the flaming type (the woman of the relationship, according to his roommate :P luckly im not that guy)
But that's 8 months from now... I feel for ya, man, I really do.

jtmj121
03-29-2008, 06:46 PM
na school ends in 2 months at the most... i wont see him again after that

IMABBALLPLAYER
03-29-2008, 06:48 PM
na school ends in 2 months at the most... i wont see him again after that
Remember... sleep with clothes on. And don't get drunk with him.

jtmj121
03-29-2008, 06:50 PM
Remember... sleep with clothes on. And don't get drunk with him.
top bunk ;) not enough room for him to get on top, let alone up there

live4ledzep
03-29-2008, 06:50 PM
^ :haha
EDIT: to player

IMABBALLPLAYER
03-29-2008, 06:51 PM
top bunk ;) not enough room for him to get on top, let alone up there
Consider yourself a lucky man.

will123456789
03-29-2008, 07:08 PM
I once found my mom's pornography tape labeled "Sex Sweatshop" in the VCR...scarred for life man.
lol :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:


oh and no.. luckily :D

Tire Me.
03-29-2008, 07:11 PM
top bunk ;) not enough room for him to get on top, let alone up there


Isn't it akward when his bf spends the night? Having them five feet below you screwing.

jtmj121
03-29-2008, 07:12 PM
thank god they dont do that, they wait till i got to class so it smells really musty when i get back :puke:

westo
03-29-2008, 07:12 PM
:haha

you should talk to him about it, like parents talk to kids. be like, "Now I know it's a natural urge to masturbate, but someday you're going to need to learn that sex is not like they show it on those websites. Sex is a love thing, given to us gratefully by the Lord..."

and just keep blabbing. god that would be epic...

Tire Me.
03-29-2008, 07:14 PM
thank god they dont do that, they wait till i got to class so it smells really musty when i get back :puke:

:haha

jtmj121
03-29-2008, 07:17 PM
:haha

you should talk to him about it, like parents talk to kids. be like, "Now I know it's a natural urge to masturbate, but someday you're going to need to learn that sex is not like they show it on those websites. Sex is a love thing, given to us gratefully by the Lord..."

and just keep blabbing. god that would be epic...

when i found the twin pack of lube on my desk, i put it on his and said "i found that on my desk when i got back" he looked at it real quick and threw it away lol, only thing that scars me from that is it was empty :(

RevaM1ssP1ss
03-29-2008, 07:22 PM
when i found the twin pack of lube on my desk, i put it on his and said "i found that on my desk when i got back" he looked at it real quick and threw it away lol, only thing that scars me from that is it was empty :(

Be a bit of a waste if it wasn't empty really.

jtmj121
03-29-2008, 07:23 PM
Be a bit of a waste if it wasn't empty really.

i think your missing the point

SomeoneYouKnew
03-29-2008, 07:25 PM
yep.

i walk into the office to go on the computer. i move the mouse to get out of the screen saver and it turns out my dad was logged in. and right there was a paused video of a chick fingering herself. my dad's walks in and he's just like "oh ****." he goes and exits out of everything and then he says, "alright go ahead."

awkward to say the least.

and kind of ironic. i thought my parents would be the ones to find out i looked at porn, not the other way around....


has this ever happened to anyone else?No. This has never happened to anyone else.

my dad's a porn addict. (http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=537673)


...

RevaM1ssP1ss
03-29-2008, 07:25 PM
Not really. S'just... life I guess.

EDIT: @ jtmj121

Tire Me.
03-29-2008, 07:26 PM
i think your missing the point


But, you wouldn't want him to waste perfectly good anal lube, would you?

CFH82
03-29-2008, 07:28 PM
At least it wasn't gay porn.

Or goat porn...

amaqqut
03-29-2008, 07:33 PM
Or goat porn...
they make goat porn? :puke:

dudetheman
03-29-2008, 07:43 PM
:haha

This thread = gold.

I've never caught anyone in the act, but my dad, uncle, and grandpa all have porn stashed.

My uncle uses the PC for his and doesn't clear the history....he had looked at hentai. :(

my grandpa just has some playboys, but my dad had something like 80 or 90 magazines and about ten DVDs.

This thread reminds me of the story that someone told on here once....

Seems like the guy got up from eating cereal to get a paper towel because he spilled milk on himself, and when he passed by his parent's room he heard them doing it. His mother came out and saw him standing there with white stuff on his boxers and a paper towel in hand! :haha

EDIT: One E-cookie to anyone who can find me that story in it's entirety.

Tire Me.
03-29-2008, 07:43 PM
they make goat porn? :puke:


If it exists, there's porn of it.

I shall share my one embarrassing story. After my dad came home after shopping, I noticed a bottle of lube in the bathroom. So I asked "Dad, why is there a lubricant in the bathroom"

"Cause I bought it."

Nothing more was said.




Damn I fail.

Italy's Finest
03-29-2008, 07:50 PM
Dude that's pretty hilarious

let it be known that all people look at porn!what a humbling experience, no? :rolleyes:

x13xWrAiThx13x
03-29-2008, 07:54 PM
:haha :haha :haha

yeah it's happend to me like 5 times once with one of my friends

CFH82
03-29-2008, 09:54 PM
If it exists, there's porn of it.

I shall share my one embarrassing story. After my dad came home after shopping, I noticed a bottle of lube in the bathroom. So I asked "Dad, why is there a lubricant in the bathroom"

"Cause I bought it."

Nothing more was said.




Damn I fail.


:haha :haha :haha :haha








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:haha :haha...

incarnation
03-29-2008, 10:04 PM
At least it wasn't gay porn.
+1

lotsofvolume
03-29-2008, 10:09 PM
At least he can't bust YOU for looking at porn now.

illsupriseyou17
03-29-2008, 10:10 PM
ok so one time i couldnt sleep and i went downstairs to get some water or something and i didnt have my glasses on so all i could see was blur. so i walk by the office and i see lots of fleshy tones so i assumed that it was porn. to this day i still dont know if it was or not and im not about to ask my dad what he was watching that night.

then another time i was home from school and so was my brother. it was about 10 am and everyone was home cept for my sister. so i wake up and im looking for my doggies. i go downstairs and open the sliding door and BOOM theres teh prons. so what do i do? as a normal 11 year old girl i run upstairs and tell my mom... so my dad goes down to scope it out and my bro told him he was watching meet the parents! i was like THAT IS NOT MEET THE PARENTS! i havent been able to look at him the same again

daytripper75
03-29-2008, 10:13 PM
haha. well your dad is only human.

now he cant really get mad at you if he catches you. view this as a positive.

lolmnt
03-29-2008, 10:14 PM
ok so one time i couldnt sleep and i went downstairs to get some water or something and i didnt have my glasses on so all i could see was blur. so i walk by the office and i see lots of fleshy tones so i assumed that it was porn. to this day i still dont know if it was or not and im not about to ask my dad what he was watching that night.

then another time i was home from school and so was my brother. it was about 10 am and everyone was home cept for my sister. so i wake up and im looking for my doggies. i go downstairs and open the sliding door and BOOM theres teh prons. so what do i do? as a normal 11 year old girl i run upstairs and tell my mom... so my dad goes down to scope it out and my bro told him he was watching meet the parents! i was like THAT IS NOT MEET THE PARENTS! i havent been able to look at him the same again*News flash*

Every guy your age and older have/are currently looking at porn. It's not a big deal at all

tyronelab
03-29-2008, 10:16 PM
It could have been worse. Horses could have been involved.

Is that a popular past-time in Greenisland?

Leadhead3225
03-29-2008, 10:18 PM
i found a grandpa's collection of playboys

Z Me
03-29-2008, 10:32 PM
My brother got my parents this book called "Sex After 50"...





It was blank.

Pr3vieWX360
03-29-2008, 10:39 PM
yep.

i walk into the office to go on the computer. i move the mouse to get out of the screen saver and it turns out my dad was logged in. and right there was a paused video of a chick fingering herself. my dad's walks in and he's just like "oh ****." he goes and exits out of everything and then he says, "alright go ahead."

awkward to say the least.

and kind of ironic. i thought my parents would be the ones to find out i looked at porn, not the other way around....


has this ever happened to anyone else?


You need to set your father down and talk to him one on one. Addiction to pornography is unhealthy and can lead to addiction or ED.

!normajean!
03-29-2008, 10:51 PM
okkk
does this really need a thread
dude, its the pit.....nuff said.

Tire Me.
03-29-2008, 10:55 PM
You need to set your father down and talk to him one on one. Addiction to pornography is unhealthy and can lead to addiction or ED.



Woah. Addiction can lead to addiction?! NO WAY!!

The Badlands
03-29-2008, 10:57 PM
Scared the **** out of my dad once when he was looking at porn, he thought no one was home.

Walked up behind him and said 'What are you doing?!'.

To this day he still denies it.

Pr3vieWX360
03-29-2008, 11:10 PM
Woah. Addiction can lead to addiction?! NO WAY!!

Bah i must be overtired... :( give me a break

lolmnt
03-29-2008, 11:12 PM
My brother got my parents this book called "Sex After 50"...





It was blank.ba dum ching

Metalcoresoul
03-29-2008, 11:19 PM
Scared the **** out of my dad once when he was looking at porn, he thought no one was home.

Walked up behind him and said 'What are you doing?!'.

To this day he still denies it.



Hmm, thats something he definetly doesnt want your mom to find out about, so that would explain the "hiding it".

schecter ftw
03-29-2008, 11:19 PM
I found my dad's Playboy collection, and quite few of the pages are "glued" together....

BGSM
03-29-2008, 11:24 PM
Thankfully not.

Crutchy
03-30-2008, 12:41 AM
i found a grandpa's collection of playboys

Do you mean you found your grandpa's collection, or you found a "granddaddy collection", meaning there was a shitload of Playboys?

tayroar
03-30-2008, 02:52 AM
I don't think i have seen so many puking smileys in a thread before

Shiptoni
03-30-2008, 03:08 AM
Do you mean you found your grandpa's collection, or you found a "granddaddy collection", meaning there was a shitload of Playboys?

I got dragged to a gay-as-hell antique store by my mom and they had bookcases full of porn on sale. It was very odd

ninja dude
03-30-2008, 03:24 AM
I've ****ing caught my whole family!
Brother: Twice; once the porn did close, too slow. Second time it was bookmarked in the bookmark-y thing below the URL on firefox
Dad:Twice; first time I was in 3rd or 4th grade and i was lookin for somthing, and saw a playboy and something about peckers; second time a DVD called ''Stick It In Me 4(or 2)"
Mom:GAhhh....least favorite one......*shudders* I got on the interwebs after my mom was on and i was asleep in the living room, when she was watching porn (left things out edit) and then i got on and i click history by accident and then in the history....gay porn.....:puke:
Cousin:Again, in my living room falling asleep on the couch and the comp is in the living room(same place as where i cought my mom*shudders,:puke: )and in the reflection i see, asses, boobs, vayjays, ect., ect. and im like "JASON!!!QUIT WATCHING PORN!!!" He got me back by catching me

Deep*Kick
03-30-2008, 03:34 AM
lol a collegue of mine found an ametur dvd in his dvd player prolly his parents

Nirvana_rocks73
03-30-2008, 03:38 AM
Ew. Thanks for sharing.

Hahaha, once at my friends, he was looking for something in his parents room and ended up finding their sex props and naked pictures of each other.... That scarred us for life.

~Frussie

Avedas
03-30-2008, 03:46 AM
I found porn on 3 of my dad's computers...

pratt121
03-30-2008, 03:48 AM
I was helping my roommate install some stuff on his computer and I found his porn stash.

I was like, "Can you give us a moment alone?"

Callum89
03-30-2008, 04:15 AM
Me and a friend found his mums vibrator once, he had it in his hands and turned it on before he realised what it was.

BassyJoey
03-30-2008, 07:09 AM
At least you didn't catch him polishing his Jolly Roger ;)
Yarrr!

xTaVx
03-30-2008, 07:19 AM
I caught my dad once when I was visiting home. It was ew. Very Very ew.

Oh I also caught my mom emailing/IMing the guy she was cheating on my dad with. I read the text over her shoulder. It was sickening.

WillPlayForFood
03-30-2008, 07:27 AM
O_O yo're all ****in scared!

OddOneOut
03-30-2008, 07:42 AM
Last night, or was it this morning? I can't actually remember but we found my mate's dad's porn. Either way, we found it whilst under the influence of alcohol. hah.

It was some pretty dodgy ****. Had old ladies and saggy tits.

Then we found a picture of her mum (at the age of about 37) in her underwear with stockings and suspenders.
Never thought of her parents in that way.

I can't look at my other friend's parents either, ever since she told me what they sounded like having said. Then again, I can't look her and her boyfriend in the eye eiher. Not after we all heard them having sex.
Oh and another friend found her mum's dildo.
:haha
My friends have some weird parents, amazingly, we all have some furniture that matches.

Firzen_Zero
03-30-2008, 07:59 AM
Was it good porn?

Osiris77
03-30-2008, 08:04 AM
yep.

i walk into the office to go on the computer. i move the mouse to get out of the screen saver and it turns out my dad was logged in. and right there was a paused video of a chick fingering herself. my dad's walks in and he's just like "oh ****." he goes and exits out of everything and then he says, "alright go ahead."

awkward to say the least.

and kind of ironic. i thought my parents would be the ones to find out i looked at porn, not the other way around....


has this ever happened to anyone else?
Now you have to catch your mom......that would be something :puke:

Kid Fisto
03-30-2008, 08:22 AM
nope.

50 bucks says he changes it to login required after screensaver.

Azwethinkwedo
03-30-2008, 08:48 AM
you should have played soggy biscuit with your daddy.

SOYCD
03-30-2008, 09:29 AM
years ago i was going through my parents wardrobe for some reason ,and found a bunch of porn tapes ,VCR style haha, then once they'd gone out one time i put one in and it was full on bondage ****, it was nuts ,i was probs bout 12 at the time, wearing full leather suits n stuff.and another one was some girl getting pounded on a boat,

ishalleatyou
03-30-2008, 10:13 AM
I found my dad's collection once.







I will never look at my sister the same again.

now thats just wrong

walkinbazooka
03-30-2008, 11:20 AM
I'm in the same boat as you, TS.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=701897

donender
03-30-2008, 11:26 AM
Ah man, my computer is not connected up at the moment so i'm using my bros macbook, and he gets kinda lazy when he rushes to go out, and sometimes just after he leaves i open the macbook to find a vidoe of a chick getting anal, i kinda got used to it by now but just go woah, theres a suprise.

Ryan-Mc182
03-30-2008, 11:29 AM
well dude, at least that wasnt your mom up there on the screen :\

donender
03-30-2008, 11:41 AM
well dude, at least that wasnt your mom up there on the screen :\
Now theres some perspective...

mattreid222
03-30-2008, 11:49 AM
at least it wasn't male porn

Tsunoyukami
03-30-2008, 11:59 AM
:haha That is pretty lulz.

I've never walked in on my dad watching porn. My dad is terrible with computers so I doubt I'll see him doing that anytime soon.

Pibbz
03-30-2008, 12:04 PM
no, and hopefully it wont..............

-metalhead-
03-30-2008, 12:36 PM
:haha

I guess your mom "closed the gates" then.

Toast1337
03-30-2008, 12:43 PM
lol.

SavageNights
03-30-2008, 12:44 PM
I have caught my brother on various sites, I have also seen his torrent list. He is 15, though.. expected.

DeathForAll
03-30-2008, 12:51 PM
Haven't we all been through an experience where we found our parents porn or dildos?

I know I have.
























*sigh*

IMABBALLPLAYER
03-30-2008, 01:49 PM
Haven't we all been through an experience where we found our parents porn or dildos?

I know I have.


*sigh*
No.. can't say I have.

Teen Spirit
03-30-2008, 01:50 PM
yep, it's happened..... But only 'coz I was smarter with the internet than he :P

NoiseBox
03-30-2008, 01:54 PM
haha ftw. totally hold onto this one the next time you need something.

guitardude34875
03-30-2008, 01:59 PM
Maybe it was your mums? Atleast, that's what I would keep telling myself over and over again until I believed it.

I'm. at. disneyland! DISNEYLAND!

i just got back from disneyland this morning!!!! evolution everest ftw!!!

EDIT: for some actual maybe decent advice, tell your dad that u know, then, get him to get you new gear and stuff or youll tell your mom... black mail ftw!!!

Tartan_nick
03-30-2008, 06:27 PM
Blackmail him into buying you something epic XD

chino el perro
03-30-2008, 06:42 PM
you think thats bad one time i found my parents in a trio whit my aunt

micro cuts
03-30-2008, 06:56 PM
i found about 5 pr0n dvd's on my dad's wardrobe. turns out they're my uncles. i shat brix.

vlp_dope
03-30-2008, 06:58 PM
well...you know..he's human. it's not like the world is going to explode. grow up.

JMTrio134
03-30-2008, 07:03 PM
Jeez, the most disturbing thing that has happened to me was finding a book called "SEX HEALTH" in the livingroom bookcase.

you think thats bad one time i found my parents in a trio whit my aunt
WHAT THE F*CK!
i call bs.

Azwethinkwedo
03-30-2008, 07:04 PM
:haha

I guess your mom "closed the gates" then.

hahaha

millencolin182
03-30-2008, 08:10 PM
I've never caught any of my parents watching porn, but I've heard them doing the kinky stuff.

I've caught my brother watching it but he is 27 so I don't really care and I don't say anything.

Jackal58
03-30-2008, 08:17 PM
This thread would of been much better if it was titled "so I caught my dad starring in porn"

He's human. Big deal. "Starring" now that would have been a "big" deal.

COTKoRn69
03-31-2008, 12:27 AM
Google's auto complete will be the death of us all.

davidson22
03-31-2008, 12:50 AM
i found out the hard way that snooping in your parents room for christmas presents IS A BAD IDEA! i accidently found a "sex help" book that gave all sorts of different positions. I havent snooped for presents since.

well thanks now i just remembered of a traumatising event.... me and my sis were casually sitting watching tv. We hear our dog russling in stuff in our moms room cuz my mom was out and left her door open. We call the dog down and the dog comes running with what it thinks is a toy... well in a sense it was a toy but not for the dog... it was my moms :puke: :puke: :puke: