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rastaman12
04-07-2008, 12:02 AM
I know coming to the pit for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ****ing good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like **** right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just ****ed my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, UG, is WHAT THE **** DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?

Pic very related; that's Karen.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/Totse_photos/508442295_lkaren.jpg

cheeseman3001
04-07-2008, 12:03 AM
reported

ir0n_ma1den
04-07-2008, 12:03 AM
cool.

i hope your story is real, cause if its not.....

i will report you.


pics of Karen!

saxaxe
04-07-2008, 12:04 AM
I see no pic. You lie

AndyMcDandy
04-07-2008, 12:04 AM
"What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?"


People usually don't...

lateraluspiral
04-07-2008, 12:04 AM
no pics i am sad

Stoner stone
04-07-2008, 12:05 AM
oh....oh my

Eighteen4Ever
04-07-2008, 12:05 AM
My name happens to be Jordan, thus upon reaching that part of your story, I became about 8x more disturbed.

As for the story... it's so nightmarish, I almost WANT to believe it.
That's some classy trolling though, props.

soXlittleXtimeX
04-07-2008, 12:06 AM
that is probably the weirdest thing i've read in my life


no joke...

DanteR*
04-07-2008, 12:06 AM
They usually kill themselves.



messed up.

kyle100
04-07-2008, 12:06 AM
LMFAO. You sir, are my favourite troll ever.

Red33
04-07-2008, 12:07 AM
"What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?"


People usually don't...

:haha :haha

SIGGED

rastaman12
04-07-2008, 12:07 AM
Okay sorry guys I added the pic.

punkmetalA7X91
04-07-2008, 12:07 AM
where is the pic?????

saxaxe
04-07-2008, 12:08 AM
After reviewing the photo evidence, I say....It's possibly true. He would've picked someone hotter if he were a troll.....

aaron6890
04-07-2008, 12:08 AM
pics?....

anyway man thats really sick. thanksgiving should be awkward.



EDIT: heres TS's sister he didnt post the pic right
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/...2295_lkaren.jpg

x/taluha
04-07-2008, 12:08 AM
:haha i see no pics

Chad48309
04-07-2008, 12:08 AM
Murder her.

srv34
04-07-2008, 12:08 AM
May I have sex with your sister?


I feel bad for the child who owns this account, his friend probably went on and wrote this rediculous thread as a joke and has gotten said child banned from UG.



If its actually true your one sick monkey

Its_Rock77
04-07-2008, 12:08 AM
:haha :haha :haha

























:haha

IMABBALLPLAYER
04-07-2008, 12:08 AM
Part of me is believes this, and part of me doesn't.

TooFast
04-07-2008, 12:09 AM
I'd hit it. Yeah^ Looks kind of legit, though.

ir0n_ma1den
04-07-2008, 12:09 AM
better pic?

which one is it?

rastaman12
04-07-2008, 12:09 AM
The link to the pic is at the bottom, btw shes the one on the left.

saxaxe
04-07-2008, 12:09 AM
To make us completely sure, we need....better pics. Of the deed/said sister in less clothes. PM them to me and I'll report here that you're telling the truth.

ir0n_ma1den
04-07-2008, 12:09 AM
you know what would be funny?

If you got her pregnant, or she gave you an STD.

70x7
04-07-2008, 12:10 AM
I too would like to plow your sister.


Even though the TS is full of ****.

Edwardthegreat5
04-07-2008, 12:10 AM
This isn't real, I've seen it on a ton of other forums.


Nice ctrl+v you got there.

x/taluha
04-07-2008, 12:10 AM
shes pretty ugly.

daytripper75
04-07-2008, 12:10 AM
you are new. therefore i call shenanigans.

rastaman12
04-07-2008, 12:10 AM
To make us completely sure, we need....better pics. Of the deed/said sister in less clothes. PM them to me and I'll report here that you're telling the truth.

No you sick bastard thats my sister.

ir0n_ma1den
04-07-2008, 12:10 AM
your one lucky man... erm, i mean brother.

FlyingFuc!<
04-07-2008, 12:10 AM
Wincest!

limefan913
04-07-2008, 12:11 AM
You've got to be ****ing kidding me. Is she your full sister, step sister, half sister? I'm not sure whether to laugh, be sympathetic or be appalled. Or think you're just trolling...

If she's your step sister, do it again.
If she's got a genetic relationship, it's a bit weird. Ok, really weird.
If you're trolling, that's not a bad job.

That being said, which one in that pic is her :D

ir0n_ma1den
04-07-2008, 12:11 AM
No you sick bastard thats my sister.

LOL! you're saying this AFTER you ****ed your sister.

saxaxe
04-07-2008, 12:11 AM
No you sick bastard thats my sister.
Dude, you just fucked her, Im sure you could score me some noods.

TooFast
04-07-2008, 12:11 AM
You just ****ed her...and HE'S the sick bastard?

SteaminGeezer
04-07-2008, 12:12 AM
I know coming to the pit for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ****ing good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like **** right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just ****ed my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, UG, is WHAT THE **** DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?

Pic very related; that's Karen.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/Totse_photos/508442295_lkaren.jpg


http://youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE

soXlittleXtimeX
04-07-2008, 12:12 AM
Part of me is believes this, and part of me doesn't.


yeah I know what you mean


I actually almost feel sorry for this guy...


:confused:

aaron6890
04-07-2008, 12:12 AM
shes pretty ugly.
havent seen you around for a while.


anyway, i call bull s**** on this.

Guitar Sushi
04-07-2008, 12:12 AM
LMFAO. You sir, are my favourite troll ever.

+1

rebelmidget
04-07-2008, 12:12 AM
I need a shower after reading this...
and a brain enema

Edwardthegreat5
04-07-2008, 12:12 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080131213713AARlnzq

http://www.ugoplayer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1727183&postcount=26

There, proof. I just typed in a line into google and I just picked the first two sites, completely fake.

saxaxe
04-07-2008, 12:12 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE
:haha

saxaxe
04-07-2008, 12:13 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080131213713AARlnzq

http://www.ugoplayer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1727183&postcount=26

There, proof. I just typed in a line into google and I just picked the first two sites, completely fake.
Is it sick that I find that upsetting?

:sad:

Quantonyne
04-07-2008, 12:13 AM
who graduates in April...i have heard of no such thing.

arsonite
04-07-2008, 12:13 AM
http://enigma.dune.net/~eric/Do-not-feed-the-troll.PNG

soul_power
04-07-2008, 12:13 AM
See a psychiatrist...seriously.

Cobalt Blue
04-07-2008, 12:14 AM
Of course it's true.. tons of people would sign up just to talk about doing their sister...

NutZz?
04-07-2008, 12:14 AM
lets see....

joined today
posts sick twisted story
no grammar mistakes (no noob could make a story that long without screwing up)



troll I say.

rastaman12
04-07-2008, 12:15 AM
You've got to be ****ing kidding me. Is she your full sister, step sister, half sister? I'm not sure whether to laugh, be sympathetic or be appalled. Or think you're just trolling...

If she's your step sister, do it again.
If she's got a genetic relationship, it's a bit weird. Ok, really weird.
If you're trolling, that's not a bad job.

That being said, which one in that pic is her :D

She is my real sister. I am not trolling, I just registered with this account because I have been lurking on UG and have only felt the need to post this one time, and as I have said THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS HER!

soXlittleXtimeX
04-07-2008, 12:16 AM
Is it sick that I find that upsetting?

:sad:


no,

because I do too....

Black_Fender
04-07-2008, 12:16 AM
People either kill themselves after they screw their sisters...
or they go to a NASCAR race.

jwax
04-07-2008, 12:16 AM
:O :O :O wowww wow wow now i am scared of my cousin...

mynameiswhat
04-07-2008, 12:16 AM
oh, come on, no incest jokes?

EDIT: People either kill themselves after they screw their sisters...
or they go to a NASCAR race.
i like what you did there.

Beakwithteeth
04-07-2008, 12:16 AM
:haha

AMusicalViking
04-07-2008, 12:16 AM
Wincest!

:haha :haha :haha :haha


















:haha :haha

DarkEra97
04-07-2008, 12:17 AM
**reported**

millencolin182
04-07-2008, 12:17 AM
Nice story, it would have been better if your sister was hotter though.

Nice try troll :peace:

ir0n_ma1den
04-07-2008, 12:17 AM
Is it sick that I find that upsetting?

:sad:


no, no its not. I am upset also.

Wrst_Plyr_Evr
04-07-2008, 12:18 AM
People either kill themselves after they screw their sisters...
or they go to a NASCAR race.


sigged :]

anyway, I say kill her then secks her again

or just secks her again and just punch her in the face a few times for making you do this.

Number42
04-07-2008, 12:18 AM
Don't worry son, i bet everybody has been already IN there before (IN your sister's vagina, that is)

iceman_8319
04-07-2008, 12:18 AM
I know coming to the pit for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ****ing good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like **** right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just ****ed my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, UG, is WHAT THE **** DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?

Pic very related; that's Karen.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/Totse_photos/508442295_lkaren.jpg

You stink of 4chan

Black_Fender
04-07-2008, 12:19 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080131213713AARlnzq

http://www.ugoplayer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1727183&postcount=26

There, proof. I just typed in a line into google and I just picked the first two sites, completely fake.

Well done sir.

rastaman12
04-07-2008, 12:19 AM
Oh what the **** guys, I am not trolling and this is not copypasta, you don't believe me because I made no grammar mistakes? Well you know that firefox has a built in spell checker, and some people are actually smart enough to type coherent sentences, unlike half of you ****tards.

aaron6890
04-07-2008, 12:19 AM
Nice story, it would have been better if your sister was hotter though.

Nice try troll :peace:
but see thats the beauty of it, since she wasnt the hottest it became more believeable.

Sublime Stylee
04-07-2008, 12:19 AM
It's ok don't feel bad, I'd fuck your sister, too. Then again I'm not related to her in any way, so I guess it's a little different.

SteaminGeezer
04-07-2008, 12:20 AM
She is my real sister. I am not trolling, I just registered with this account because I have been lurking on UG and have only felt the need to post this one time, and as I have said THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS HER!


i printed her photo off there and used it for cleanup. let me have her or ill report you to the Cops

Black_Fender
04-07-2008, 12:21 AM
sigged :]

anyway, I say kill her then secks her again

or just secks her again and just punch her in the face a few times for making you do this.


Thank you, thank you. I do try...
:down:

dean.guitar.man
04-07-2008, 12:21 AM
god ur lucky im not ur dad, id get my shotgun and make u two get married

millencolin182
04-07-2008, 12:21 AM
but see thats the beauty of it, since she wasnt the hottest it became more believeable.

Yeah, I guess, however my perverted mind wanted her to be hotter :(

ReeseKillsHIV
04-07-2008, 12:22 AM
and this is not copypasta

Lies. You tried to smear it with lmaonaise to disguise it, but you were struck down by google. Google likes it's justice after all.

shakes23
04-07-2008, 12:22 AM
You just ruined my day twice TS. First for posting that you did your sister, and second for it not being true.