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outlaw metaler
08-04-2008, 10:40 PM
of all teh presidents of teh united states whcih was most punk

i have to go with george bush who rebels against teh 82% of teh population that doesn't agree with him

president bush keep it p0nx

lolmnt
08-04-2008, 10:42 PM
Taft

He was too fat p0nx for the bathtub.

devourthekitten
08-04-2008, 10:43 PM
What the hell?

RockThe40oz
08-04-2008, 10:47 PM
Zombie Reagan!

Iluvpowerchords
08-04-2008, 10:47 PM
Hank Harrison cuz his reign was short and sweet and he went out in a blaze of glory.

lolmnt
08-04-2008, 10:49 PM
Zombie Reagan!Evil Lincoln was pretty punk.

outlaw metaler
08-04-2008, 10:51 PM
Hank Harrison cuz his reign was short and sweet and he went out in a blaze of glory.
henry harrison

and he didn't exactly go out in a blaze of glory he died from pneumonia after giving the longest ever inaugural speech

werty22
08-04-2008, 10:51 PM
Andrew Jackson. Just look at his wikipedia page. Was there anything about him that wasn't p0nx?

Iluvpowerchords
08-04-2008, 10:54 PM
henry harrison

and he didn't exactly go out in a blaze of glory he died from pneumonia after giving the longest ever inaugural speech

Hank is a common nickname for Henry.

And if that ain't a blaze of glory I dunno what is.

He made it all about him.

Very Johnny Thunders like.

HendrixCMD
08-04-2008, 10:55 PM
Chris Ballews.

opivy21
08-04-2008, 11:04 PM
Real answer: Andrew Jackson

Honorable mention: Adlai Stevenson never got elected, but he was choice, and I'm distantly related to him.

RockThe40oz
08-04-2008, 11:05 PM
Chris Ballews.

Huh?

Manos15
08-04-2008, 11:06 PM
Franklin D. Roosevelt.

He ran the country with a paralytic illness.

HendrixCMD
08-04-2008, 11:07 PM
Huh?

The lead singer of the Presidents of the United States.

opivy21
08-04-2008, 11:08 PM
Chris Ballews.
Is that guy friends with Mogli? (worst joke everrrrrrrrr)

Anway, FDR is a good response since he broke all those precedents, such as the three and a bit terms.

RockThe40oz
08-04-2008, 11:11 PM
The lead singer of the Presidents of the United States.
Yeah, it might have been funny if that was common knowledge.

HendrixCMD
08-04-2008, 11:14 PM
Yeah, it might have been funny if that was common knowledge.

yeah i realized that but thought i would still make the joke. now on topic.

I think Grant and FDR.

lolmnt
08-04-2008, 11:22 PM
Is that guy friends with Mogli? (worst joke everrrrrrrrr)

Anway, FDR is a good response since he broke all those precedents, such as the three and a bit terms.But he was setting himself up to be kind, which is unpunx.

mbbmalcolm
08-04-2008, 11:29 PM
Probably Kennedy cause a punx band was named after his family (Dead Kennedys) and the Misfits had a song about him and his wife (Bullet).

Zero Substance
08-04-2008, 11:38 PM
Jimmy Carter = peace p0nx

werty22
08-04-2008, 11:44 PM
Sargasm.

axeslash
08-04-2008, 11:46 PM
Jordan Fischer.

EDIT: **** you Werty I thought of it first.

original=punk
08-05-2008, 12:36 AM
Pierre Trudeau.

neidnarb11890
08-05-2008, 12:57 AM
Ulysses S. Grant, because he upped the drunk punx.

JakdOnCrack
08-05-2008, 01:32 AM
Old Hickory.

Bill Clinton was p0nx too. He sexed who he wanted and doesn't afraid of anything.

axeslash
08-05-2008, 01:45 AM
Old Hickory.

Bill Clinton was p0nx too. He sexed who he wanted and doesn't afraid of anything.Ur doin' it wrong. Now go back to failchan.

Fedayee
08-05-2008, 01:49 AM
Lincoln, Grant--did nothing but drink, Teddy--the guy put himself into Mount Rushmore just because he made it, FDR.

ProfessorJim
08-05-2008, 02:00 AM
Lincoln, because log cabins are so p0nx

original=punk
08-05-2008, 02:05 AM
Damnit, hasn't anyone gotten mien yet?

Adarsh
08-05-2008, 02:32 AM
Damnit, hasn't anyone gotten mien yet?

No fair. He was Prime Minister.

BrianApocalypse
08-05-2008, 04:02 AM
Lincoln, because he had Marfans syndrome, just like Joey Ramone and Robert Johnson, two of the most punk musicians of their day.

lavazza
08-05-2008, 05:27 AM
Deffinitely Arnold Schwarzenegger. You´ve never seen the Simpsons movie? Stupid as a hardcore kid.

MetalMilitia212
08-05-2008, 05:47 AM
I am convinced Bill Clinton was a rude boy.

http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/clinton_saxAP342x500.jpg

original=punk
08-05-2008, 10:49 AM
No fair. He was Prime Minister.

No offense, but how does a guy from the UAE get that before someone from the states?

Adarsh
08-05-2008, 11:01 AM
The guy from the UAE is intelligent.

gopherthegreat
08-05-2008, 01:22 PM
henry harrison

and he didn't exactly go out in a blaze of glory he died from pneumonia after giving the longest ever inaugural speech
That's the best presidential death ever.

RockThe40oz
08-05-2008, 05:06 PM
No offense, but how does a guy from the UAE get that before someone from the states?

Because we all just ignored your silly statement.

original=punk
08-05-2008, 05:09 PM
Because we all just ignored your silly statement.

Except for the fact that Pierre Trudeau was the best politician in the history of the world.

Fedayee
08-05-2008, 05:16 PM
He wasn't a president and I may disagree with you there with the best politician in the history of the world bit. However, I can't really nominate my own.
He was pretty p0nx.

original=punk
08-05-2008, 05:39 PM
Then who was, oh great master of politicians.

And he was prime minister, which is still the leader of the country.

Cameronrobson
08-05-2008, 06:21 PM
who wuz the 1 who fought bears and ****?

Fedayee
08-05-2008, 06:32 PM
Then who was, oh great master of politicians.
I just said I couldn't nominate my own. Now that I think about it, Putin. He was and still is a right prick. To continue the democracy charade, he stepped down from being president to being a prime minister. Someone talks crap about him, they have an accident with a gun or radioactive poison. My definition of a p0nx politician being a complete ***hole.

gopherthegreat
08-05-2008, 06:59 PM
Russia FTL

original=punk
08-05-2008, 07:06 PM
Well I like Lenin, but that doesn't mean he was the most p0nx.

RockThe40oz
08-05-2008, 07:10 PM
who wuz the 1 who fought bears and ****?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZ2_Zur7kM

I heard that... mother f*cker... had like... 30 god damned dicks

Fedayee
08-05-2008, 08:03 PM
Well I like Lenin, but that doesn't mean he was the most p0nx.
You don't understand. I hate Putin. He's a prick to everyone but his close group of friends, making him, if I understand the definition right, p0nx. He finds loopholes so he can still be the big dick in Russia. The guy is a complete piece of ****.

lavazza
08-06-2008, 04:21 AM
You don't understand. I hate Putin. He's a prick to everyone but his close group of friends, making him, if I understand the definition right, p0nx. He finds loopholes so he can still be the big dick in Russia. The guy is a complete piece of ****.

He does not find any holes......he makes them, there´s a big difference

Fedayee
08-06-2008, 12:10 PM
Yeah, you're right. All the more p0nx.

Berlioz97
08-08-2008, 02:42 PM
Rutherford B. Hayes was the most punx because no one knows his name, so he's obscure and underground like most punk bands.
John Quincy Adams was cyber-punx because he wanted to take the United States into Space in the 1820s....
Oh and Jefferson was pretty punx because he supported limited government.

Aveks
08-08-2008, 04:06 PM
andrew jackson is the only answer to this question.


Dueled frequently, whenever it was demanded of him.
Only president to ever kill a man outside of war. He actually let the dude shoot him first.
Invented the god-damn Democratic party.
Said "**** you" to the wealthy elite by vetoing laws giving National Banks power.
Dude tried to assassinate him, but failed.

RockThe40oz
08-08-2008, 05:15 PM
I still say Washington..

Had a pocket full of horses, f*cked the sh*t out of bears
Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare.

sargasm
08-08-2008, 05:53 PM
Let's try to keep stuff like this to the off-topic thread mostly from now on.