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Mav-16
08-11-2008, 04:04 AM
Ok, so I was at this party thing, and I was ****ed up as hell and was listening to the Dead Milkmen and thought they were friggin hilarious.

I almost cried when I heard "Gonna Beat My Wife" cuz I was laughing so hard.

So discuss Dead Milkmen or ride a Bitchin' Camero, one of the two.

emery01
08-11-2008, 04:09 AM
They are pretty awesome, Drinking Bleach is their best song by far.

HiImKindaNewAnd
08-11-2008, 02:13 PM
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS

Yes, I like the Dead Milkmen 'cause they make me larf.

StreetLight3989
08-11-2008, 02:20 PM
Damn, I want to post the Punk Rock Girl NN2S, but it's taking too long to find :p:.

DanRev
08-11-2008, 02:32 PM
You know what Stuart? I like you.

lolmnt
08-11-2008, 02:51 PM
Damn, I want to post the Punk Rock Girl NN2S, but it's taking too long to find :p:.You mean this??????????

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb103/element4433/nothingnicetosay.gif

<3 Dead Milkmen

neidnarb11890
08-11-2008, 03:01 PM
lol, Matt phails

lolmnt
08-11-2008, 03:03 PM
Nah, I have it on photobucket

Iluvpowerchords
08-11-2008, 04:45 PM
Even my non punk friends like the Milkmen

Cameronrobson
08-11-2008, 05:39 PM
i've never really gotten into them, but i'm gonna legally purchase some of their releases

original=punk
08-11-2008, 06:21 PM
I got a car now

Greenfinger182
08-11-2008, 09:50 PM
I got a car now
Wow! How'd you get a car?

original=punk
08-11-2008, 09:58 PM
Ah, my folks drove it up from the bahamas.

Greenfinger182
08-11-2008, 10:25 PM
You're kidding!

original=punk
08-11-2008, 10:27 PM
I must be, the Bahamas are islands.
Okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.

Greenfinger182
08-11-2008, 10:27 PM
Uh...what kinda car do you got?

original=punk
08-11-2008, 10:29 PM
I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

yeahyeah
08-11-2008, 10:29 PM
so gud

TheDaftestPunk
08-11-2008, 10:31 PM
Bitchin camaro!
Bitchin Camaro!
doughnuts on your lawn

rasveer
08-11-2008, 10:32 PM
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair!
And i didnt get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.

CowsWithGuns
08-11-2008, 10:33 PM
Love love love love LOVE The Dead Milkmen. Easily one of my favorite punk bands of all time. I saw Joe Jack Talcum perform a few months ago. The music was great but the kids sucked. He was really shy but he was a nice guy.

Greenfinger182
08-11-2008, 10:34 PM
Aw, someone skipped the "one two three four" before bitchin' camero :sad:

When I drive, past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Because I've got a BITCHIN' CAMERO
And they have to ride the bus

StreetLight3989
08-11-2008, 11:10 PM
lol, Matt phails
Tom, it's like way back in NN2S and I didn't feel like searching through it.

lounge act
08-11-2008, 11:12 PM
Its a beach party Vietnam
Surfin' with the Viet Cong
Cookin' hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam!

anarkee
08-12-2008, 12:06 AM
Its a beach party Vietnam
Surfin' with the Viet Cong
Cookin' hot dogs with napalm
A beach party Vietnam!

I love that song along with Instant Club Hit...lol.

The Dead Milkman are great.

Manos15
08-12-2008, 12:22 AM
I've never bothered to check this band out.

Mav-16
08-12-2008, 02:58 AM
Gonna Beat My Wife!

Gonna Beat My Wife NOW!

Gonna beat her with a lead pipe!

Gonna smack her with a 2 by 4!

Gonna chase her with my lawnmower!!!

Hahahaha classic ****!

lolmnt
08-12-2008, 04:22 AM
If you should happen to come to our little town

It might be wise if you didn't hang around

Cuz we hate blacks and we hate Jews

And we hate punks but we love the F.U.s

This is a tiny town

And we don't want you comin' round

Greenfinger182
08-12-2008, 04:20 PM
'CauseGod hates war, and God hates crime
But God really hates people who color outside the lines

DanRev
08-12-2008, 05:55 PM
When I have to puke at night,
I can be so indiscreet,
I dont run down to john,
I just puke up at my feet.



This thread is awesome. Its just lyrics, which just goes to show how quotable they are.

Cameronrobson
08-12-2008, 06:10 PM
We should do a Big Black thread with just lyrics.

DanRev
08-12-2008, 06:11 PM
We used to have a singalong thread so start it up in there.

Mav-16
08-12-2008, 07:15 PM
We should do a Big Black thread with just lyrics.

I just bought Songs About ****ing a week ago, and it's ok, kind of strange music.

that song The Model is really, really good tho.

HiImKindaNewAnd
08-12-2008, 07:19 PM
We should do a Big Black thread with just lyrics.
I think I ****ed your girlfriend once
Maybe twice, I don't remember

Isn't there already a Big Black thread in Alt/Indie? Although it'd get more posts if it was here.

Iluvpowerchords
08-12-2008, 11:47 PM
In Big Black news Jordan, Minnesota used to make me very uncomforable.

And I love the song about Ergot poisoning. Which was a diagnosis on House!

In DM news...

You've got a Methodist coloring book
don't color outside the lines
'cause if God doesn't strike you with
lighning, he'll at least make you go blind

And where is Primusfan? I believe he loves these guys!

hard_rock101
08-13-2008, 02:41 AM
http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20061016.gif

Cameronrobson
08-13-2008, 09:29 AM
http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20061016.gif
that's funny even if you don't know the dead milkmen

clashcityrqcker
08-13-2008, 01:10 PM
Every body should check out Joe Jack Talcum's solo stuff, it's amazing

Last time he came to Charlotte he gave me and my friends some free stuff and I got a picture with him, he was really quiet but really nice

Greenfinger182
08-13-2008, 06:53 PM
In Big Black news Jordan, Minnesota used to make me very uncomforable.

And I love the song about Ergot poisoning. Which was a diagnosis on House!

In DM news...

You've got a Methodist coloring book
don't color outside the lines
'cause if God doesn't strike you with
lighning, he'll at least make you go blind

And where is Primusfan? I believe he loves these guys!
I got rewound and restarted!

mike2
08-16-2008, 05:20 PM
the dead milkmen suck....



























just kiddin'



they are good :)

SeeEmilyPlay
08-16-2008, 05:21 PM
wow I haven't listed to dead milkmen in a looong time. thanks for the reminder

badgerific
08-16-2008, 06:17 PM
Does anyone possibly NOT know where I could download some of their stuff?

radio_schizo
08-18-2008, 06:02 AM
I love this band of course. Check out my acouuuustic cover of "Stuart" in ma profile ;)

Everyone dig's them mainly for the sillyness but I like the songwriting best. Their debut is the best for sure.

HiImKindaNewAnd
08-18-2008, 11:49 AM
Everyone dig's them mainly for the sillyness but I like the songwriting best. Their debut is the best for sure.
I'll admit, there are times where they're not very funny, but they usually have a decent melody to back them up.

ArsonAarin
08-18-2008, 02:30 PM
What an abnormally long post.... But yeah they are one of the coolest bands. The first song I learned how to play was actually Bitchin Cam.

saxaxe
03-31-2009, 11:01 PM
So I'm seeing the Milkmen this weekend. Can't tell you where or when though :)

bucky_2300
04-01-2009, 04:01 PM
Last time I heard the Milkmen I was piss drunk with my friends and we rocked out for hours. Good times.

DempseyPunk
04-03-2009, 02:10 PM
takin retards to the zoo makes me almost piss myself. And Tiny Town is another great one.
well, ima go smoke some banana peels

captain_jack
04-03-2009, 05:54 PM
My friend Andrew and I are rabid Dead Milkmen fans. A couple days ago we were trying to hatch a plan to fly/drive/bike/hitchhike/walk to New York to see them :p:

MommasHooligan
04-04-2009, 06:30 AM
I Ran Over My Neighbors!

saxaxe
04-04-2009, 11:01 PM
I just saw the Dead Milkmen. In a house. In a living room in a house. In a living room in a FRAT house. Life rules. Life. Rules.

lolmnt
04-04-2009, 11:08 PM
I just saw the Dead Milkmen. In a house. In a living room in a house. In a living room in a FRAT house. Life rules. Life. Rules.FUUUUUCCCKKKK I wish I was you.

saxaxe
04-04-2009, 11:14 PM
FUUUUUCCCKKKK I wish I was you.
Yes. Yes you do.

:)

Jettkro23
04-04-2009, 11:46 PM
do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?

lolmnt
04-04-2009, 11:48 PM
Yes. Yes you do.

:)What songs did they play? Was it as amazing irl as it is in my head?

DempseyPunk
04-05-2009, 06:25 AM
Dammit! i gave my ice cream to a shark, and now ive got nuthin to eat......

saxaxe
04-05-2009, 01:20 PM
What songs did they play? Was it as amazing irl as it is in my head?
It was. They opened with Big Lizard In My Backyard and closed with Bitchin' Camaro. They played Punk Rock Girl in the middle. There were a bunch of other songs, but I'm not good with song names, but I knew the songs haha. It was PACKED. A couple hundred people there at least. Hopefully there will be some pictures soon. :)

saxaxe
04-06-2009, 05:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N17epFxD6k

Katja_
04-07-2009, 02:52 PM
I don't really like them. I never found them funny

molly bee
04-07-2009, 06:10 PM
one of the best shows I went to was where Joe Jack Talcum played...he played his acoustic guitar and harmonica, and everyone circled around him campfire style. He started out with Punk Rock Girl and everyone sang along and filled in the words he forgot. it was awesome...however, that frat house show sounds pretty incredible!

saxaxe
04-07-2009, 06:21 PM
one of the best shows I went to was where Joe Jack Talcum played...he played his acoustic guitar and harmonica, and everyone circled around him campfire style. He started out with Punk Rock Girl and everyone sang along and filled in the words he forgot. it was awesome...however, that frat house show sounds pretty incredible!
A completely different atmosphere, I'm sure, but just as awesome.

gopherthegreat
04-07-2009, 07:59 PM
I love the Dead Milkmen

RizzoWashburn
04-12-2009, 09:31 PM
One of my favorite bands. I want a Big Lizard In My Backyard shirt.

I_Pwn
04-12-2009, 09:50 PM
They're headlining Insubordination Fest this year. I'm so mad I'm not going.

molly bee
04-12-2009, 10:02 PM
I would kill to get to Baltimore...but I don't think it's gonna happen.

RockThe40oz
04-12-2009, 10:06 PM
I would kill to get to Baltimore...but I don't think it's gonna happen.
If I actually liked any pop punk, I'd totally go

I_Pwn
04-12-2009, 10:07 PM
I would kill to get to Baltimore...but I don't think it's gonna happen.

Seriously. So many good bands this year. Boris the Sprinkler, D4, Pansy Division, to name a few.

axeslash
04-12-2009, 10:37 PM
Pansy Division isn't actually good. They're really really really really boring.

I_Pwn
04-12-2009, 10:42 PM
Pansy Division isn't actually good. They're really really really really boring.

Eh, they're fun and catchy. They are fairly generic, besides the lyrics of course.

saxaxe
04-12-2009, 11:01 PM
I'll be there. :D
<3 living in Baltimore. They usually get GREAT bands for insubordination fest and they haven't announced most of the headliners yet, so I've got high hopes.

I_Pwn
04-13-2009, 07:08 AM
I'll be there. :D
<3 living in Baltimore. They usually get GREAT bands for insubordination fest and they haven't announced most of the headliners yet, so I've got high hopes.

Actually, it's all announced now. Dead Milkmen are headlining. Still pretty amazing.

Jett Diamond
04-13-2009, 10:35 AM
I'll be there. :D
<3 living in Baltimore. They usually get GREAT bands for insubordination fest and they haven't announced most of the headliners yet, so I've got high hopes.
Did you ever frequent the Talking Head or Sidebar?

saxaxe
04-13-2009, 06:14 PM
Did you ever frequent the Talking Head or Sidebar?
On occasion. I mostly go to house shows in Baltimore. I don't really like the Talking Head, but I don't know why haha.

Jett Diamond
04-13-2009, 08:18 PM
On occasion. I mostly go to house shows in Baltimore. I don't really like the Talking Head, but I don't know why haha.
Ah okay. Yeah, the Talking Head is a bit oddly shaped and seedy for my taste (haha it is Baltimore), but I did enjoy playing at the Sidebar a lot. I haven't been to Baltimore in forever though.

S.A.D
04-14-2009, 09:12 PM
Dead milkmen rock! my favorite song by them is definitely the thing that only eats hippies its hillarious and sounds great too. sounds like the toydolls meets billy bragg with mike watts on bass. and the syncopated outro is genius! "and it chew'd on David Crosby but it spit him out".

thewho65
06-02-2009, 10:43 PM
"Kill Duran Duran!"

:haha Always irreverent, crude but tasteful, The Milkmen...

daytripper75
08-21-2009, 05:00 PM
Going to see Joe do a solo set at a local venue in September. Its the last show there too.

RatticX
08-21-2009, 05:04 PM
DEAD MILKMEN kick ass....

RizzoWashburn
08-21-2009, 05:04 PM
This just came in the mail yesterday:

http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages3/76949.jpg

DollSteak
08-21-2009, 05:07 PM
nice! ^^

Mack56
08-21-2009, 07:10 PM
You'll dance to anything...by the smiths.


Love the dead milkmen, but don't listen to them nearly as much as i want to. Just happens that way. oh well.

daytripper75
09-09-2009, 06:28 PM
Off to see Joe Jack Talcum tonight. He is playing at a Mexican restaurant in town. Should be fun.

lolmnt
09-09-2009, 06:40 PM
I'm jealous.

daytripper75
09-09-2009, 10:54 PM
You should be. It was awesome. There was like 20-25 people there total.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/DayTripper75/0909092154.jpg


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