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Beserker 10-15-2009 09:03 AM

The UG Questionnaire
 
I think this can generate some lulz, so I hope it's not somehow against the rules. I have prepared for you a questionnaire of my own design. Some of the questions are your run-of-the-mill type fare, some are musically related, but I have tried to make the majority of them somewhat unusual or interesting so that it doesn't turn into one of those threads where everyone posts but no one really reads the content.

Feel free to omit any questions if you don't like them.

Username:
Real first name:
Sex:
Religion (or lack thereof):
Nationality:
First vegetable that comes to mind:
Favourite band:
Favourite guitar player:
Favourite guitar:
Favourite album:
Best concert you've attended:
Tea or coffee:
Ever been to Spain?
Do you drink?
Do you smoke?
Wacky Baccy?
Ever taken a dump outside?
What's the weather like there?
Favourite film:
Do you give money to hobos?
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?
Favourite Simpsons character:
Are you a virgin?
Record no. of faps in a day:
Favourite cheese:
Ever had a wet dream?
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:
Favourite animal:
Do you live on the coast?
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):
Favourite author + book:
Any tattoos? Do you like them?
Can you lick your elbow?
Last thing you bought:
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:
Clean, overdriven or distorted?
Have you read LOTR?
Ever broken someone's nose?
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:
What's your dream job?
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?
Ever been in a car accident?
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?

Zero-Hartman 10-15-2009 09:09 AM

Finally looks like a decent one :)

Username: Zero-Hartman
Real first name: James
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: Scottish/Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Zuchini
Favourite band: Smashing Pumpkins (for old times sake)
Favourite guitar player: Billy Corgan
Favourite guitar: Fender Jazzmaster
Favourite album: Takk...
Best concert you've attended: I've attended quite a few, but either Arcade Fire/Chemical Brothers/Smashing Pumpkins/Alice In Chains/NIN get the spot
Tea or coffee: 2 spoons of coffee, no sugar or milk.
Ever been to Spain? No, don't really want to.
Do you drink? Too much.
Do you smoke? When I've been drinking.
Wacky Baccy? If the chance arises
Ever taken a dump outside? Not yet.
What's the weather like there? Currently 11:43pm, so dark and wet.
Favourite film: Tough choice, probably National Lampoon's Animal House.
Do you give money to hobos? Never see any.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Not yet.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember :/
Favourite Simpsons character: Duffman/Gill
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 3
Favourite cheese: Brie
Ever had a wet dream? Yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Nothing in real life, the internet is far scarier
Favourite animal: Great White is fucking badass
Do you live on the coast? Near enough
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): New York or Morocco
Favourite author + book: Bill Bryson - Short History Of Nearly Everything
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: 2 t-shirts, one Flight Of The Conchords one and one Bill and Ted one.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Graze on my knee :cool:
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean
Have you read LOTR? Naturally.
Ever broken someone's nose? No.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Photography
What's your dream job? University lecturer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Not a huge height.
Ever been in a car accident? No.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Phone the hospital.

jgbsmith 10-15-2009 09:11 AM

Username: jgbsmith
Real first name: Jonny
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic/Atheist
Nationality: Scottish/German
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Dream Theater
Favourite guitar player: Petrucci
Favourite guitar: dunno lol
Favourite album: In The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson
Best concert you've attended: Slipknot at Download 09
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? a bit
Wacky Baccy? once or twice
Ever taken a dump outside? no, IIRC
What's the weather like there? overcast
Favourite film: dunno lol, I like a lot of films
Do you give money to hobos? not normally
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? no
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Sideshow Bob
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: 7
Favourite cheese: gouda
Ever had a wet dream? yeah
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: /b/
Favourite animal: dog
Do you live on the coast? no
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): America
Favourite author + book: Stephen King - It
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nah
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: bread and cream cheese
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: croup as a baby
Clean, overdriven or distorted? clean
Have you read LOTR? no
Ever broken someone's nose? no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: drumming
What's your dream job? sound tech
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: macbook pro
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? jumped off a pier once..
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? your dad

primusfan 10-15-2009 09:15 AM

Username: primusfan (is that a serious question?)
Real first name: dave
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): orthodox-inquiring catholic atheist
Nationality: american
First vegetable that comes to mind: cucumber
Favourite band: CAKE
Favourite bass player: james jamerson
Favourite bass: '62 sunburst precision bass.
Favourite album: i can't answer that. way too difficult.
Best concert you've attended: the presidents of the USA. or ween. going to see the pixies next month!
Tea or coffee: tea
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? yep.
Do you smoke? yep.
Wacky Baccy? rarely.
Ever taken a dump outside? regrettably, yes.
What's the weather like there? rainy. overcast.
Favourite film: the big lebowski
Do you give money to hobos? not anymore. i'll buy them food though.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? i've forgotten already. oh yeah, i meant to get her a movie ... none of the stores had it. i was upset. it ended up coming on TV though so we watched it together.
Favourite Simpsons character: ralph wiggum
Are you a virgin? nope.
Record no. of faps in a day: seven
Favourite cheese: none
Ever had a wet dream? nope.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: i don't know.
Favourite animal: dog.
Do you live on the coast? not anymore.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): northern cal. oregon. washington state.
Favourite author + book: hunter s thompson
Any tattoos? Do you like them? nope.
Can you lick your elbow? nope.
Last thing you bought: two five layer burritos; two chicken burritos.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: mono. or a broken arm.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? overdriven
Have you read LOTR? nope.
Ever broken someone's nose? almost.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: reading. bowling.
What's your dream job? studio musician. guitar/bass teacher. jazz bass gigging. all at once.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: buy a shen sb100 with bow. invest some of it. put the rest in savings.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yep.
Ever been in a car accident? yep.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? make sure it wasn't my own with the other hand. if it it was, shit brix. if it wasn't ... go about my day.

batiboy06 10-15-2009 09:17 AM

People would probably tend not to read others' posts, i.e. walls of text ftw.

But okay then.

Username: batiboy06

Liberchaotica 10-15-2009 09:17 AM

Username: Liberchaotica
Real first name: Tom
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist
Nationality: English
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Iron Maiden
Favourite guitar player: Paul Gilbert
Favourite guitar: Probably LP at a push
Favourite album: Couldn't say
Best concert you've attended: Muse
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Sometimes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? No
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Sunny but cold
Favourite film: The Thing
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I don't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Don't have one
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 6 I think
Favourite cheese: brie
Ever had a wet dream? Rarely, but yes
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Ah, that would be telling.
Favourite animal: Penguin
Do you live on the coast? Very nearly
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Russia
Favourite author + book: Clive Barker - Books Of Blood
Any tattoos? Do you like them? One, on my left forearm. I love it.
Can you lick your elbow? You wont get me!
Last thing you bought: MS points
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Cancer
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? Wanted to, but no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Reading
What's your dream job? Lazy fat bastard
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Try and get my hands on a PGM301
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? A very minor one
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? .....lick it

Capt_Clarkson 10-15-2009 09:25 AM

Username:Capt_Clarkson
Real first name:Ben
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Atheist
Nationality:British
First vegetable that comes to mind:Cabbage
Favourite band:Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favourite guitar player:John Frusciante
Favourite guitar:Telecaster, Crimson Red
Favourite album:The Empyrean
Best concert you've attended:Go:Audio
Tea or coffee:Coffee
Ever been to Spain?Nah bro
Do you drink?YES
Do you smoke?Not anymore
Wacky Baccy?Aye
Ever taken a dump outside?Nope
What's the weather like there?Awful
Favourite film:Kill Bill Vol.1
Do you give money to hobos?PFT NAH
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?Not a clue
Favourite Simpsons character:Homer
Are you a virgin?Not anymore
Record no. of faps in a day:Ermm 3 I think
Favourite cheese:Chedder
Ever had a wet dream?Probably
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:1guy1horse
Favourite animal:Wolf
Do you live on the coast?Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Your mum's cooch
Favourite author + book:Tolkien, LOTR
Any tattoos? Do you like them?Not got any yet, want one though
Can you lick your elbow?Nope :(
Last thing you bought:Can of coke
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:Shattered my right hand and dislocated two of the fingers on it
Clean, overdriven or distorted?Distorted
Have you read LOTR? YES!!!
Ever broken someone's nose? Nah, broke someones jaw though, ages ago
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming I guess
What's your dream job?Guitar teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Buy a giant lizard and train it to fight
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?Don't think so
Ever been in a car accident?Aye
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?Freak out, obviously

metaldud536 10-15-2009 09:25 AM

Username: metaldud536
Real first name: Josh
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): agnostic
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Peas :puke:
Favourite band: L'arc En Ciel
Favourite guitar player: Daita
Favourite guitar: My Ibanez RG321MH
Favourite album: Scar Symmetry - Holographic Universe
Best concert you've attended: ehhh....
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? wat
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Humid
Favourite film: Taegukgi The brotherhood of War
Do you give money to hobos? Nay
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Nothin
Favourite Simpsons character: Dr. Nick
Are you a virgin? Ye
Record no. of faps in a day: 2
Favourite cheese: American cheese
Ever had a wet dream? Nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: the beheading of american civilian worker
Favourite animal: Bird
Do you live on the coast? Near it
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan
Favourite author + book: Gantz
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I like tattoos but I have none
Can you lick your elbow? Nope :(
Last thing you bought: 120GB Zune
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Panic attacks
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Nope
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Drawing and gaming
What's your dream job? Session guitarist
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a Porshe
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Nah
Ever been in a car accident? Nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocketlauncher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Go to hospital to surgically remove it.

DesertEagle 10-15-2009 09:25 AM

Username: DesertEagle
Real first name: Connor
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Meh sort of Christian
Nationality: Australian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Guns N Roses (pre Chinese Democracy)
Favourite guitar player: Slash
Favourite guitar: White Telecaster
Favourite album: Appetite For Destruction
Best concert you've attended: 2008 Big Day Out RATM!!!!
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No actually
Do you drink? Yep lots!! :)
Do you smoke? Yeh a bit not really a fan tho
Wacky Baccy? Yeh more than cigarettes
Ever taken a dump outside? GOD YES!!!
What's the weather like there? Getting Sunny Summers Coming!!! :)
Favourite film: Pulp Fiction/Resevoir Dogs
Do you give money to hobos? Occasionally
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No want to do both
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Book she wanted
Favourite Simpsons character: Snake or Homer
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: about 3
Favourite cheese: Brie
Ever had a wet dream? I think i have dont really remember was a while ago ;)
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A body getting burnt at an India Crematorium
Favourite animal: Siberian Tiger
Do you live on the coast? Yes Perth Western Australia!!!
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Los Angeles/ New York
Favourite author + book: Matthew Reilly - Six Sacred Stones
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No tats
Can you lick your elbow? I dont think anyone can
Last thing you bought: Beanie
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Broke my arm when i was 2 and a half
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted nothing more or less
Have you read LOTR? the 2nd one only
Ever broken someone's nose? No broke someones ankle playing soccer tho
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Playing Drums
What's your dream job? Professional Musician or Sound Engineer/Producer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: PIMP MY GARAGE/BANDROOM
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeh 7 metres
Ever been in a car accident? No not really
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rockets FTW
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? ADD IT TO THE COLLECTION!!!! THAT MAKES 6!!

Deliriumbassist 10-15-2009 09:29 AM

Username: Deliriumbassist
Real first name: Ben
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Atheist agnostic
Nationality: British
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: At the moment... InMe
Favourite guitar player: Dave McPherson or John Butler
Favourite guitar: Framus AK1974
Favourite album: Lateralus- Tool
Best concert you've attended: Tool w/ Russian Circles
Tea or coffee: Neither
Ever been to Spain? Twice
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? Not for a few years
Ever taken a dump outside? This was a regular occurance in the wilds of India
What's the weather like there? 'orrid
Favourite film: Se7en
Do you give money to hobos? Sometimes
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Sent her and Dad to Venice for a weekend
Favourite Simpsons character: Moe
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: I've never counted. When I do, I'll update
Favourite cheese: Collier's Welsh Mature Cheddar
Ever had a wet dream? Yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Nothing springs to mind
Favourite animal: Tigers
Do you live on the coast? Nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Angkor Wat
Favourite author + book: In Europe- Geert Maak
Any tattoos? Do you like them? The Coheed and Cambria keywork. I still like it. Even if I end up hating it, it marks a point in my life, so no bad done there.
Can you lick your elbow? I'm not trying.
Last thing you bought: Bottle of pepsi
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: MRSA
Clean, overdriven or distorted? As a bassist, clean
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? Yes
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: I enjoy just walking around the place
What's your dream job? What I am - pro musician
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Pay off my student loan, or my parent's mortgage
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Rocket Launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Use my medical knowledge to remove it, and attach it onto someone's chin.

yellowfrizbee 10-15-2009 09:30 AM

Username: yellowfrizbee
Real first name: Jackie
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): Agnostic/Atheist
Nationality: Amurikan
First vegetable that comes to mind: Tomato
Favourite band: Too many
Favourite guitar player: Petrucci
Favourite guitar: I love all guitars :heart:
Favourite album: Iunno
Best concert you've attended: MSI
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No, but a quarter or my relatives were born from Spain.
Do you drink? Yeah
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? The hell is that?
Ever taken a dump outside? Cant say I have
What's the weather like there? Sunny; its Florida
Favourite film: Old Boy
Do you give money to hobos? Yep. Food too! Me and the hobos are tight
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Hell. No.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Money
Favourite Simpsons character: Dont watch it
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: Girls cant fap?
Favourite cheese: The multi colored one
Ever had a wet dream? If thats simply a sexual dream, then yes. :liplick:
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: I saw old people dirty grind dancing on eachother :(
Favourite animal: Chicken
Do you live on the coast? Not really
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Japan or UK
Favourite author + book: Exact Revenge (lololol I dont read so...im limited)
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Not yet
Can you lick your elbow? Fuck yes I can. And im damn quick to show it off proudly too.
Last thing you bought: Pumpkins!!
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Fell through a dock and got a nail through my leg
Clean, overdriven or distorted? OVERDRIVEEE!!!111!!11!1
Have you read LOTR? Hell no and never will. Havnt even seen films.
Ever broken someone's nose? No, im gentle
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Paintballing
What's your dream job? Restaurant Critic :mad:
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Id buy myself my own ****ing Island
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Psshh I cant even go off the high dive
Ever been in a car accident? When I was a baby
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower for sure
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Id cut it off


The more you know about yellowfrizbee

brooklynsoulja1 10-15-2009 09:35 AM

Username:brooklynsoulja1
Real first name:ricky
Sex:m
Religion (or lack thereof):lack thereof=P
Nationality:PuertoRican/Scottish
First vegetable that comes to mind:carrot
Favourite band:metallica
Favourite guitar player:paul gilbert
Favourite guitar:Iceman
Favourite album:Toxicity
Best concert you've attended:Metallica
Tea or coffee:coffee
Ever been to Spain?nop
Do you drink?occasionally
Do you smoke?occasionally
Wacky Baccy?huhhhh??
Ever taken a dump outside?yup
What's the weather like there?warmm
Favourite film:scarface
Do you give money to hobos?hellno
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?nop=\
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?nothing=)
Favourite Simpsons character:bart
Are you a virgin?nopeee
Record no. of faps in a day:7
Favourite cheese:holey?
Ever had a wet dream?yup
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:bus+oldlady=death
Favourite animal:platapus
Do you live on the coast?close enough
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):tehh pit
Favourite author + book:Twilighttt
Any tattoos? Do you like them?no
Can you lick your elbow?yes
Last thing you bought:brownie
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:super runs
Clean, overdriven or distorted?distortionnnn
Have you read LOTR?yup trilogy and hobbit
Ever broken someone's nose?no
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:watchin football
What's your dream job?rockstarr
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:guitarzzz
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?no
Ever been in a car accident?no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?flamthrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?unstitch it?

JohnnyV 10-15-2009 09:35 AM

Username: JohnnyV
Real first name: Johnathan
Sex: Only with women who are a 9 or more on the scale of 10
Religion (or lack thereof): none
Nationality: Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Led Zeppelin
Favourite guitar player: Jimmy Page
Favourite guitar: Gibson EDS 1275 Doubleneck
Favourite album: Led Zeppelin IV
Best concert you've attended: ACDC
Tea or coffee: Pea or Toffee?
Ever been to Spain? NO
Do you drink? I have to drink SOMETHING or i'd die...
Do you smoke? no
Wacky Baccy? WTFky?
Ever taken a dump outside? yes
What's the weather like there? sunny and cold
Favourite film: Lod of the Rings
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Toe nail clippers
Favourite Simpsons character: seriously?
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: probably like 5
Favourite cheese: CHEDAAARRRR!!!
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Well...once this girl observed me anal f*ck another girl
Favourite animal: Dog
Do you live on the coast? Yes
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Australia
Favourite author + book: Terry Goodkind and Wizards First Rule
Any tattoos? Do you like them? I be getting one soon
Can you lick your elbow? No, but i can lick YOUR elbow
Last thing you bought: McDonalds
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Syphillis (jk)
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? YES
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Watching women masturbate
What's your dream job? Rocking out
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Buy a boat
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes, 35 feet
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Salad tosser
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Lick it

MushroomBomb 10-15-2009 09:41 AM

Username: MushroomBomb
Real first name: Paal (pronounced like Paul)
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality: Norwegian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Cucumber
Favourite band: Muse
Favourite guitar player: Matt Bellamy
Favourite guitar: Manson Glitterati
Favourite album: Absolution
Best concert you've attended: Iron Maiden
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Occasionally
Do you smoke? Nope
Wacky Baccy? No idea what this means >_>
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes.
What's the weather like there? Cold.
Favourite film: Too many.
Do you give money to hobos? Once a year or so.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No, but I'd love to some day.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A huge suitcase for travelling.
Favourite Simpsons character: Maggie.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Record no. of faps in a day: 4-ish.
Favourite cheese: Brie.
Ever had a wet dream? Yeah.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: No idea.
Favourite animal: Cat.
Do you live on the coast? No.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Your mums bed/Lace Como
Favourite author + book: New Spring, by Robert Jordan.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No.
Can you lick your elbow? Nope.
Last thing you bought: Brütal Legend for the xBox 360.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Whiplash.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Clean/overdriven.
Have you read LOTR? Yeah.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Gaming.
What's your dream job? Author.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: A new T.V.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? 10 metres, does that count?
Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, bus crash.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Go back to sleep.

SmElLy KiD 10-15-2009 09:50 AM

Username:Look the the left
Real first name:Matt
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):None
Nationality:Canadian
First vegetable that comes to mind:Carrots
Favourite band:Opeth
Favourite guitar player:Jari Maenpaa
Favourite guitar:All of the above
Favourite album:Blackwater Park - Opeth
Best concert you've attended:Opeth + Enslaved
Tea or coffee:Nope
Ever been to Spain?No
Do you drink?No
Do you smoke?No
Wacky Baccy?Huh?
Ever taken a dump outside?No
What's the weather like there?A wee bit cold
Favourite film:Pulp Fiction
Do you give money to hobos?No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday?A toaster
Favourite Simpsons character:Dr. nick
Are you a virgin?yes
Record no. of faps in a day:I never keep count, that's just weird
Favourite cheese:Marble
Ever had a wet dream?No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed:Unknown
Favourite animal:Leemurs
Do you live on the coast?No
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"):Jupiter
Favourite author + book:Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks
Any tattoos? Do you like them?No
Can you lick your elbow?No
Last thing you bought:GTA: Liberty City Stories
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted:6-inch cut on my leg
Clean, overdriven or distorted?all of the above
Have you read LOTR?No
Ever broken someone's nose?No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping:Video games
What's your dream job?Hitman
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery:Cuba
Ever jumped into the water from a large height?is 10-15 feet a large height?
Ever been in a car accident?No
Flamethrower or rocket launcher?Both, in one device
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand?PARTY!!!!

kenan6346 10-15-2009 09:52 AM

Username: kenan6346
Real first name: Kenan (duh...)
Sex: Male
Religion (or lack thereof): Christian
Nationality: Aust.
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot (no further discussion :p: )
Tea or coffee: Tea
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? wat
Ever taken a dump outside? No
What's the weather like there? Fine
Do you give money to hobos? No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? Can't remember
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? Yes
Record no. of faps in a day: 4
Favourite cheese: Coon?
Ever had a wet dream? No
Do you live on the coast? Yeah
Clean, overdriven or distorted? OD or Dist., depends how I feel...
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Flamethrower
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? lol ***

lepermessiah22 10-15-2009 09:55 AM

Username: kepermessiah22
Real first name: Tom
Sex: male
Religion (or lack thereof): raised Catholic but im kinda agnostic now
Nationality: American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Carrot
Favourite band: Children of Bodom
Favourite guitar player: Alexi Laiho
Favourite guitar: Jackson RR24, or my LTD EX-351
Favourite album: hmm, Follow the Reaper or The Jester Race
Best concert you've attended: either the first Gigantour or the most recent one with In Flames, Bodom and Megadeth
Tea or coffee: tea
Ever been to Spain? nope
Do you drink? yeah
Do you smoke? not regular smoker, but if offered i do, or if im drinking
Wacky Baccy? every so often
Ever taken a dump outside? no
What's the weather like there? cloudy and cold
Favourite film: LOTR trilogy
Do you give money to hobos? not usually
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? nothing because im away at school and it was a few days ago
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? no
Record no. of faps in a day: not sure
Favourite cheese: muenster or provolone
Ever had a wet dream? no
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: i was driving on a highway and saw a deer run across 3 lanes and jump over the divider only to be smacked in the head by a Volkswagon and sent spinning back across those 3 lanes it had ran across.
Favourite animal: wolves, snakes
Do you live on the coast? yeah
Place you'd most like to visit: England, Ireland, Sweden, Germany, a lot of places
Favourite author + book: JRR Tolkien, LOTR trilogy
Any tattoos? Do you like them? none yet :(
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: cigarettes & beer
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: never really had bad injuries or diseases
Clean, overdriven or distorted? distorted
Have you read LOTR? yes
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Baseball, American football, hockey
What's your dream job? audio engineer, guitar tech
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: build a studio
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? yeah
Ever been in a car accident? no
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? cut it off, it's only stitched on

Souphead2000 10-15-2009 09:56 AM

Username: Souphead2000
Real first name: Griffin
Sex: Yes please. Male.
Religion (or lack thereof): Lack thereof
Nationality: American/Native American
First vegetable that comes to mind: Potato
Favourite band: Right now Threat Signal.
Favourite guitar player: Dimebag Darrell
Favourite guitar: Schecters and PSR's
Favourite album: Dont really have one.
Best concert you've attended: Slipknot and Trivium.
Tea or coffee: Coffee ftw.
Ever been to Spain? No but it sounds nice.
Do you drink? When the oppertunity comes yes.
Do you smoke? Yeah.
Wacky Baccy? Oh yeah.
Ever taken a dump outside? Yep.
What's the weather like there? Cold and Drizzly
Favourite film: The Departed. Go Mark Walhberg.
Do you give money to hobos? Depends.
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? No but I want to.
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? I dont remember.
Favourite Simpsons character: Bart.
Are you a virgin? Not at all.
Record no. of faps in a day: Hmmm 3.
Favourite cheese: Too many.
Ever had a wet dream? Never.
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: A father get his ass beat by his 16 year old son.
Favourite animal: Wolves.
Do you live on the coast? I live on the east coast.
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Got too many places on that list.
Favourite author + book: Not a big reader.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? Im saving up for my first tatt which is Jappanese Kanji for music and suffering on the back of my neck.
Can you lick your elbow? No.
Last thing you bought: A monster and a pack of ciggs.
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: A major head injury. Lost a lot of blood and got 6 stiches in my head.
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Distorted.
Have you read LOTR? No.
Ever broken someone's nose? Nope.
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Video games.
What's your dream job? Professional Musician.
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: I'd go to Guitar Center and buy a lot of stuff.
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? Yes.
Ever been in a car accident? Not a bad one.
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket Launcher.
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Check if I still had both of mine in my sack.

Nickelbitch 10-15-2009 09:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Beserker

Feel free to omit any questions if you don't like them.

Username: Nickelbitch
Real first name: Jacqueline
Sex: Female
Religion (or lack thereof): None
Nationality: Caucasian
First vegetable that comes to mind: Broccoli
Favourite band: Jethro Tull
Favourite guitar player: Edgar Cruz
Favourite guitar: My little epiphone :heart:
Favourite album: Songs from the Wood
Best concert you've attended: Andre Reiu
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Ever been to Spain? Nope
Do you drink? Yes
Do you smoke? At parties
Wacky Baccy? Never
Ever taken a dump outside? Nope
What's the weather like there? Rainy and warm
Favourite film: Sweeney todd
Do you give money to hobos? Don't have any here
Ever bungy jumped or skydived? Nope
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? A ****ty candle
Favourite Simpsons character: Lenny. Everyone loves Lenny
Are you a virgin? nope
Record no. of faps in a day:?? fap??
Favourite cheese: the yellow kind
Ever had a wet dream? nope
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: unsure...
Favourite animal: dont have one
Do you live on the coast? nope
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Ireland
Favourite author + book: ken Follett, any books of his are great.
Any tattoos? Do you like them? no and yes
Can you lick your elbow? no
Last thing you bought: a cape. lol...
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: brain surgery
Clean, overdriven or distorted?clean
Have you read LOTR? ???
Ever broken someone's nose? nope
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: playing my flute
What's your dream job? music teacher
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: buy a house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? nope
Ever been in a car accident? nope
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? ... i'd lol...


lol

DimebagLivesOn 10-15-2009 09:58 AM

Username: DimebagLivesOn
Real first name:Ian
Sex:Male
Religion (or lack thereof):Agnostic
Nationality:USA
First vegetable that comes to mind:Onion
Favourite band:Mastodon
Favourite guitar player:Steve Vai
Favourite guitar:Schecter Hellraiser Sunset Deluxe
Favourite album: Disconnected-Fates Warning
Best concert you've attended:Mastodon/Dethklok
Tea or coffee:Coffee
Ever been to Spain? No
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Wacky Baccy? wat
Ever taken a dump outside? Yes
What's the weather like there? Varies a lot
Favourite film: Reservoir Dogs
Do you give money to hobos? No
Ever bungy jumped or skydived?No
What present did you get for your mum's last birthday? She doesn't deserve gifts
Favourite Simpsons character: Homer
Are you a virgin? No
Record no. of faps in a day: 7?
Favourite cheese: Pepperjack
Ever had a wet dream? No
Most f*cked up thing you've ever witnessed: Guy having a seizure. I was like 8
Favourite animal: Otters
Do you live on the coast? No, bout 2 hours away
Place you'd most like to visit (inb4 "Your mum's cooch"): Scotland
Favourite author + book: meg
Any tattoos? Do you like them? No
Can you lick your elbow? Haven't tried
Last thing you bought: Goldfish
Worst injury you've had, or disease contracted: Severe Bronchitis
Clean, overdriven or distorted? Overdriven
Have you read LOTR? Yes
Ever broken someone's nose? No
Favourite passtime other than guitar and fapping: Running
What's your dream job? Electrical engineer
First thing you'd buy or do if you won the lottery: Give enough so my parents can pay off the house
Ever jumped into the water from a large height? No
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
Flamethrower or rocket launcher? Rocket launcher
And finally, what would you do if you woke up with a bare testicle stitched to the palm of your hand? Scream


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