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Antis0cial 10-03-2012 06:59 PM

Jizz on chicks
 
General
Impression
Size and
Shape

as some birders may refer to it. Whatever the origin is, this forum deserves a thread about birdwatching. So I'll start off easy



Chicks are generally small, pale in colour and have distinctive beak. Their short and relatively fat neck is also quite a distinctive quality which you can see in a lot of young animals.



Debate about chicks, or go forth and jizz on any bird you like.

Demon Wolf 10-03-2012 06:59 PM

Been watching QI? :D

Thrill-house 10-03-2012 07:02 PM

I remember eating a bunch of them in Fable.

kurt_cobain9 10-03-2012 07:04 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrill-house
I remember eating a bunch of them in Fable.


Me too!
:five:

Burgery 10-03-2012 07:08 PM

i hovered over and saw the op contained images

ive never been so disappointed in opening a thread before

Antis0cial 10-03-2012 07:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
Been watching QI? :D

Nah I'm just the jizzmeister

MinterMan22 10-03-2012 07:25 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burgery
i hovered over and saw the op contained images

ive never been so disappointed in opening a thread before

eww why do people like seeing a girl plastered in that shit?

GetDunked 10-03-2012 07:34 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MinterMan22
eww why do people like seeing a girl plastered in that shit?


wtf mang

are you like gay or something?

LOL

MinterMan22 10-03-2012 07:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by GetDunked
wtf mang

are you like gay or something?

LOL

no just lactose intolerant

T00DEEPBLUE 10-03-2012 07:36 PM

I wanna jizz on an ostrich. :liplick:
Quote:
Originally Posted by MinterMan22
eww why do people like seeing a girl plastered in that shit?

I like my girls plastered in jizz, not shit.

sickman411 10-03-2012 07:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
Been watching QI? :D

I immediately thought this as well :D

jakesmellspoo 10-03-2012 07:39 PM

there's this bird called a catbird and it likes to get all up in my shit and invade my personal space and stare at me when i'm smoking pot.

behind_you 10-03-2012 07:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by T00DEEPBLUE
I wanna jizz on an ostrich. :liplick:

MinterMan22 10-03-2012 07:40 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by T00DEEPBLUE
I wanna jizz on an ostrich. :liplick:

I like my girls plastered in jizz, not shit.

y?

Burgery 10-03-2012 07:40 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MinterMan22
eww why do people like seeing a girl plastered in that shit?

watch more porn

T00DEEPBLUE 10-03-2012 08:16 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MinterMan22
y?

Why what? Why i don't like scat pron or why do i like ostriches?

DickDoucheIsYou 10-03-2012 08:18 PM

What's so hot about shit?

goest 10-03-2012 08:27 PM

I enjoy the thread title but not it's contents.

2/10

Gibson_SG_uzr55 10-03-2012 08:40 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by behind_you

:haha:

AtaBorMan 10-03-2012 08:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by behind_you


This has never been used more appropriatlely. :haha:


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