FYI: Things about people you never felt the need to know
 

I'm bored, this could be fun. Basically, without naming names (if you want) tell us something funny about you or someone you know. It has to be a fact, not a story, unless the fact arises from a hilarious backstory. It has to be true.

I'll start, short and sweet (ha!):

FYI: My dad has one ball.

it explains a lot

Your turn!

Sean is the meanest person on this forum.

Hitler was a nazi.

TS Dad is Hitler

Someone I know once shit in a taxi whilst drunk, then put the floor mat on the seat and sat on it. He had the window open and said it was an outside smell, then paid the driver and ran off.

I have four nipples.

FYI: I am a spy.

I am ridiculously well hung :(

And still no one but you (and this forum) know that :)



OT: I got nothing.

Found out last night that some girl at my work got spitroasted.. I don't know if i can ever look at her the same now..

You sad you missed out?

Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat

Pics of girl!

You probably wouldn't look at her the same if you spitroasted her anyway

This isn't 4chan dawg. Yeah that's also true.

I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.

Don't lie to us, she was your crush, uh?

No, she's only been working where i do for like 2 months or so now. She's a massive surfy slutbitch (obviously) with a very not exciting or unique personality and my manager wants to fire her :)

No, no. Its ok. No pictures are necessary.

You're a fucking mental, we get it.

To be honest i'd like pictures. No homo.

Dude...why.