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Spaztikko 10-10-2012 06:17 AM

FYI: Things about people you never felt the need to know
 
I'm bored, this could be fun. Basically, without naming names (if you want) tell us something funny about you or someone you know. It has to be a fact, not a story, unless the fact arises from a hilarious backstory. It has to be true.

I'll start, short and sweet (ha!):

FYI: My dad has one ball.

it explains a lot

Your turn!

Momentosis 10-10-2012 06:18 AM

Sean is the meanest person on this forum.

Thrill-house 10-10-2012 06:19 AM

Hitler was a nazi.

slash_GNR666 10-10-2012 06:24 AM

TS Dad is Hitler

cptcomet 10-10-2012 07:10 AM

Someone I know once shit in a taxi whilst drunk, then put the floor mat on the seat and sat on it. He had the window open and said it was an outside smell, then paid the driver and ran off.

Jyrgen 10-10-2012 07:12 AM

I have four nipples.

CoreysMonster 10-10-2012 07:14 AM

FYI: I am a spy.

WholeLottaIzzy 10-10-2012 07:18 AM

I am ridiculously well hung :(

CodeMonk 10-10-2012 07:41 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WholeLottaIzzy
I am ridiculously well hung :(

And still no one but you (and this forum) know that :)



OT: I got nothing.

vayne92 10-10-2012 07:53 AM

Found out last night that some girl at my work got spitroasted.. I don't know if i can ever look at her the same now..

seeneyj 10-10-2012 07:55 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by vayne92
Found out last night that some girl at my work got spitroasted.. I don't know if i can ever look at her the same now..


You sad you missed out?

vayne92 10-10-2012 07:56 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by seeneyj
You sad you missed out?


Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat

slash_GNR666 10-10-2012 07:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by vayne92
Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat


Pics of girl!

You probably wouldn't look at her the same if you spitroasted her anyway

vayne92 10-10-2012 08:00 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by slash_GNR666
Pics of girl!

You probably wouldn't look at her the same if you spitroasted her anyway


This isn't 4chan dawg. Yeah that's also true.

METAL_MAN135 10-10-2012 08:00 AM

I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.

Jchm 10-10-2012 08:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by vayne92
Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat



Don't lie to us, she was your crush, uh?

vayne92 10-10-2012 08:04 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jchm
Don't lie to us, she was your crush, uh?


No, she's only been working where i do for like 2 months or so now. She's a massive surfy slutbitch (obviously) with a very not exciting or unique personality and my manager wants to fire her :)

PaulyVengeance 10-10-2012 08:05 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by METAL_MAN135
I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.



No, no. Its ok. No pictures are necessary.

You're a fucking mental, we get it.

vayne92 10-10-2012 08:06 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulyVengeance
No, no. Its ok. No pictures are necessary.

You're a fucking mental, we get it.


To be honest i'd like pictures. No homo.

PaulyVengeance 10-10-2012 08:07 AM

Dude...why.


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