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UGRoadie 11-02-2012 08:36 PM

Your First screw
 
So tell me about your first ****.

I was 16 at a party with my gf. she started puking in the bathroom, which then led to us screwing which was cool until we got locked in and my friends started blowing hash into thee vent :haha:

Extra Ordinary 11-02-2012 08:39 PM

I was out back with my dad. We were fixing up the back deck and he handed me one. I already had the screw driver in my hand. It was then and there I learned to screw in a screw.
I don't remember how old I was though. Definitely younger than 5.

UGRoadie 11-02-2012 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Extra Ordinary
I was out back with my dad. We were fixing up the back deck and he handed me one. I already had the screw driver in my hand. It was then and there I learned to screw in a screw.
I don't remember how old I was though. Definitely younger than 5.


duuude... did you need therapy afterwards??

the bartender 11-02-2012 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UGRoadie
duuude... did you need therapy afterwards??

his father was therapist if you know what I'm saying

ChucklesMginty 11-02-2012 08:44 PM

Any day now...

CaptDin 11-02-2012 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by the bartender
his father was therapist if you know what I'm saying

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his father was therapist

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therapist

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the rapist


Extra Ordinary 11-02-2012 08:52 PM

No it wasn't my father. It was the man in the office that I went to talk about my problems with.

ErikLensherr 11-02-2012 08:54 PM

It was one of those big brightly colored plastic ones. Came with a big plastic screwdriver and a big plastic hammer and a big plastic saw.

None of them were practical tools. That's when I learned life was a lie.

WCPhils 11-02-2012 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Extra Ordinary
I was out back with my dad. We were fixing up the back deck and he handed me one. I already had the screw driver in my hand. It was then and there I learned to screw in a screw.
I don't remember how old I was though. Definitely younger than 5.

I used a battery power screw driver my first time. I feel like it wasn't the same. :(

FireFromTheVoid 11-02-2012 08:55 PM

Well, I had picked up a job as a pizza delivery boy, when one day I delivered a sausage pizza to this beautiful woman that just couldn`t pay. She pleaded if there was any other way I could let her have it, at which point we went to her room and made sweet pizza payment love.

Jako215 11-02-2012 08:56 PM



My first screw. Great for small wood projects and rack mounts.

adamgur96 11-02-2012 08:56 PM

TS:

>makes account
>asks about our first fuck

Something ain't right here....

Bob_Sacamano 11-02-2012 08:56 PM

I was in back with my dad. We were fixing up the back deck and he handed me one condom. I already had the screw driver in my hand. It was then and in there I learned to screw in a shack.
I don't remember how old I was though. Definitely younger than 5.

schecter ftw 11-02-2012 08:57 PM

Soon to be 19 year old virgin. Get at me kids.

Jako215 11-02-2012 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by schecter ftw
Soon to be 19 year old virgin. Get at me kids.



pftt 21 year old virgin.

UGRoadie 11-02-2012 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Extra Ordinary
No it wasn't my father. It was the man in the office that I went to talk about my problems with.


u were so close to a breakthrough.. don't worry wanting to protect the abuser is common in those anal gaped with a tool box at sucha young age.

Toadvine 11-02-2012 09:32 PM

17 in the back of my Honda Accord, slightly drunk. Oh okay, sloppy drunk, she was a lovely bird she was.

ThrashUnleashed 11-02-2012 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by the bartender
his father was therapist if you know what I'm saying


Reminds me of Darrel Hammond as Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live :haha:

whywefight 11-02-2012 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by the bartender
his father was therapist if you know what I'm saying


:haha:

I've been screwing as long as I can remember. I prefer hammering myself, though. It's more vigorous, violent.

metal4eva_22 11-02-2012 10:01 PM

I was 16 at a party with some kids gf. she started puking in the bathroom because I roofied her, which then led to us screwing which was cool until she woke up. I locked her and her bf in the bathroom and started blowing hash in through the vents to make them forget about it.


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