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AtaBorMan 11-11-2012 09:27 AM

Odd words for penis
 
Inspired by K'nuckles' thread, what weird words for penis do you know?

Some Swedish ones are hose, flagpole, slitmasseur, spitting cobra, lollipop, rudder and pitt. (for which there is no translation)
(slang, flaggstång, slidmassör, spottkobra, slickepinne, roder).

Do your worst, pit!


inb4 TS is gay.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydra150
Can we also have some interesting euphemisms for masturbation in this thread?

Yes. Also pissing.

Hydra150 11-11-2012 09:27 AM

Can we also have some interesting euphemisms for masturbation in this thread?

AtaBorMan 11-11-2012 09:28 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydra150
Can we also have some interesting euphemisms for masturbation in this thread?

Yes. Also pissing.

Telecaster7 11-11-2012 09:28 AM

Donger, meatstick, meatwand, probe, pink flamingo, one eyed snake, AtaBorMan.

LostLegion 11-11-2012 09:29 AM

Meatstick, purple headed mushroom on a stick.

JackWhiteIsButts 11-11-2012 09:29 AM

Sabre

whoomit 11-11-2012 09:29 AM

AtaBorMan

K'Nuckles 11-11-2012 09:29 AM

Night mushroom's always made me chuckle.

AtaBorMan 11-11-2012 09:30 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by whoomit
AtaBorMan


:haha:

Hydra150 11-11-2012 09:33 AM

People call mine impressive.

Telecaster7 11-11-2012 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Hydra150
People call mine impressive.


That is odd.

Krieger91 11-11-2012 09:34 AM

As in the other thread, I will translate silly euphemisms from silly Italian.

Penis: bird.


Masturbate: Sawing (?) Or, more correctly, "having a saw" or "doing a saw"

leigh596 11-11-2012 09:36 AM

in scotland the most commonly used ones are - boaby, willy, taw, wallace and douglas

K'Nuckles 11-11-2012 09:37 AM

Well the most common expression for wanking in Cantonese is "Hitting the aeroplane". :shrug:

Krieger91 11-11-2012 09:38 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by K'Nuckles
Well the most common expression for wanking in Cantonese is "Hitting the aeroplane". :shrug:

:haha:

Hydra150 11-11-2012 09:40 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by leigh596
in scotland the most commonly used ones are - boaby, willy, taw, wallace and douglas

Wallaper.

timothy95 11-11-2012 09:44 AM

I refer to mine as John Thomas, it started after I heard Bear Grylls say it about his.

whoomit 11-11-2012 09:44 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydra150
Wallaper.

Tadger.

WCPhils 11-11-2012 09:45 AM

TS is gay

Hydra150 11-11-2012 09:46 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by whoomit
Tadger.

Tommy Sheridan

show


cos he's a Scottish dick


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