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bastards 11-15-2012 04:01 AM

Zombies appear
 
This is probably more suited for those of us who don't live with our parents. This might be a small percent, but I digress so you're sitting on the pit and word of a zombie outbreak hits. Chances are, you're already browsing the pit and 98% of us have a World War Z plan prepared and is possible to initiate with the presence of a phone call, text, social media message, or drive. You get the ****in point.

TL;DR
First song you listen to:
Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
Reason for helping the above UG member:

I'll start, using the infamous Zappp as my UG member
- Bitchslap, Slipknot (MFKR)
- Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale, Stick + License plate + ductape
- Herb, food, and checking on nearby friends. Maybe raid the Home depot or something
- Zappp.... well I assume since he's the founder of the site, I would help him because he's Russian and could help ease my pain with his plethora of vodka. Maybe he would make me a mod so I could lock this thread and ban the nincompoops.
Ayutt.

TunerAddict 11-15-2012 04:02 AM

I'd probably just start masturbating until the zombies broke in and ate me.

naedauuf 11-15-2012 04:05 AM

First song you listen to: Andrew WK. Why the **** not?

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar): My 15 inch combat knife, or any of the other 30 knives/swords I have in here.

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc): I live in a town, and town = bad idea for apocalypse. I'd load up on supplies safely and quickly, then leave fast.

Reason for helping the above UG member: I might run out of food one day. Good to keep someone around :D

_KurtCobain_77 11-15-2012 04:07 AM

First song you listen to: Whatever is next on shuffle
Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar): Machete or Bat
Reason for leaving household: Load as much supplies into my car and head out to my grandma's cabin. It's located on a large farm with river front property and maybe 10 people within 15kms.
Reason for helping the above UG member: TunerAddict? leaving him to die cause he got rid of the Rachel Starr avatar :p:

Pagan_Poetry 11-15-2012 04:14 AM

First song you listen to:
Converge-Drop Out. Shit gets me hyped!

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
Golf club. Yeeee son

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
Well, food, and shit to set up traps with. Also gasoline for my lawnmower/weed whacker in case I need to use those to rip some zombies up.

Reason for helping the above UG member:
It's Steve Urkel.

slash_GNR666 11-15-2012 04:19 AM

First song you listen to:
Something off the Batman soundtrack

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
A Baseball bat

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
Go to the pub and waiting for all this to blow over.

Reason for helping the above UG member:
Sex

Samdroid 11-15-2012 04:21 AM

No matter what, this is playing on repeat.


Gerard_xD 11-15-2012 04:21 AM

Still live with parents but whatever:

First song you listen to:
Ke$ha's new song, obviously.

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
What's wrong with using a guitar as a weapon? I think unscrewing the neck for my Tele would be the most solid weapon in my house. Failing that, we have a few sharp knives in the *******.

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
Stock up on dem supplies.

Reason for helping the above UG member:
To use him/her as bait later!

GuitarQ33r0 11-15-2012 04:24 AM

Raining Blood and my trusty meat cleaver by my bed. I would only leave to kill more zombies.

whoomit 11-15-2012 04:30 AM

First song you listen to: Dub Trio - Not For Nothing, then let it play through the rest of the album in the car.
Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar): Michette in the next room. I'd need to sharpen it before leaving though.
Reason for leaving household: Get my girlfriend.
Reason for helping the above UG member: He's the Messiah?

Harvey Swick 11-15-2012 04:35 AM

First song you listen to:REM-Its The End Of The World

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):empty pint of rum, otherwise i have a very large military issue knife downstairs.

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):escape to the woods and find shelter. i live in a low populated town and the woods are very large, perfect for hiding, and plenty of wild game.

Reason for helping the above UG member:who wouldnt save the president?

metal4eva_22 11-15-2012 04:42 AM

First song you listen to: Requiem for a Dream - Clint Manswell

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):Sword

Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc): Slay some fukken zombies.

Reason for helping the above UG member: Always good to have an ally.

IRISH_PUNK13 11-15-2012 04:52 AM

First song you listen to:

Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar):
Knives in the ******* and my laptop. :shrug:
Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc):
To escape if necessary.
Reason for helping the above UG member:
I wouldn't. Nothing against metal4eva, but u don't have to be faster than the zombies, u just have to be able to trip someone so the zombies have an easy target.:shrug:

FireFromTheVoid 11-15-2012 05:23 AM

First song you listen to:Invasion of the not quite dead (cause thats happens to be what I`m listening to right now, plus it would fit with the situation well.)
Closest weapon in hand (That isn't a guitar): The axe on my backporch
Reason for leaving household (Food, gasoline, ammunition, firewood, or maybe you live in a densely populated area, etc): Food, we ain`t got shit.
Reason for helping the above UG member: He seems cool, plus an ally is good.

Highelf04 11-15-2012 05:34 AM

First Song:- A boy brushed red living in black and white
Closet weapon in hand:- Machete....from africa...therefore it is immediately badass
Reason for leaving household:- Populated and food
Reason for helping above UG member:- His location is the afterlife, that may come pretty handy....like...sometime.....not sure how, but it could become useful

SlackerBabbath 11-15-2012 07:13 AM

First song you listen to: Stand - Motorhead.

Closest weapon in hand The wife... no really. During our last summer holiday in Scarborough, we went to a place called the 'Military Adventure Park' where they have an attraction called 'Zombie Apocalypse' where you had to survive against 'zombie' actors. She was pretty damned effective. :D
Reason for leaving household Take my family and make my way to the nearest coast, either find a boat or make a raft and go and live at sea surviving on bounty from the sea, hopefully joining up with others that have thought alike and adding our raft to theirs to make a perminant community at sea in the style of 'seasteaders'.

Reason for helping the above UG member: Altruism is often considered as reciprocal and in a world of zombies you're gonna need all the friends you can get.

Edit.
Also, she's 'Batgirl' fer godsake. Who wouldn't want someone allied to Batman on their side?

metacarpi 11-15-2012 07:33 AM

Song: Cause Ah Riot by Skindred - gotta get pumped up!

Closest weapon: Bag full of tools. It's weighty and on a long strap, so it'll pack a punch. Also, the tools will come in handy.

Reason for leaving house: I'd gather family and head to the coast. Back to the sea, with the option of heading out onto the water should we become over-run.

Reason for helping the above UGer: It's Slacker for godsake, his knowledge will come in massively useful.

EDIT:

Helping Slacker was a good move, by helping him I'm getting aid from several others.

BottleOfSmoke 11-15-2012 07:37 AM

First Song: High On Fire - "Devilution"

Closest Weapon: Fire-poker

Reason To Leave: Basic supplies, potential relocation, lonely women

Why I'd Help: He might have Slacker with him

captainsnazz 11-15-2012 07:41 AM

First song: Bleed (Meshuggah)
Closest Weapon: an empty vodka bottle
Reason to Leave: go for some food, then head down the road to work to get a superior weapon (eyeing a fire extinguisher on the wall) and because my work is an underground fortress
Why I'd Help: He might have metacarpi with him (who might have Slacker with him)

unet 11-15-2012 07:53 AM

First song : The Art of Dying (Gojira)

Weapon : molotov cocktail (only thing i could make/get at short notice)
Ideally, I'd run down to my friend's place where he has a 5 foot long katana.

Which would also be my reason to leave, besides food. I get him, the weapons, the food and head down to my college's bar (it's a nice enclosed underground area), where there's food, water, multiple entrances and exits (that can easily be blocked) and other people.

captainsnazz seems alright. And he likes Meshuggah. I'd help him out if I could!


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