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tobysaurus 11-15-2012 07:54 PM

Well that was awkward!
 
Last night I had a particularly awkward dream and I'm not quite sure how to process it.

Disclaimer: Some details may be distasteful to some, read at your own discretion.

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Thus ends my dream.

So, many people believe dreams have meanings... If this is true then what on Earth does mine mean?! :confused:

Pagan_Poetry 11-15-2012 07:55 PM

It means you want penis

SteveHouse 11-15-2012 07:55 PM

it means you think porn stars don't fake it.

Bushinarin 11-15-2012 07:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by tobysaurus
So, many people believe dreams have meanings... If this is true then what on Earth does mine mean?! :confused:


You're a homosexual.

devourke 11-15-2012 07:55 PM

you have low self esteem

Trowzaa 11-15-2012 07:56 PM

You jumped in in the middle of a porno?
It means you want penis.

Bob_Sacamano 11-15-2012 07:59 PM

Wait, so if his penis was erect and you were measuring to compare I assume yours was also erect. I also assume this state of your penis was due to his erectness. In short, you want penis. Long ones. In your asshole. With juices.

supersac 11-15-2012 08:05 PM

sounds like youre just horny

i prescribe female interaction of the sexy kind

theogonia777 11-15-2012 08:06 PM

That was pretty hot.

happytimeharry 11-15-2012 08:07 PM

Nigga, you gay.

Spaztikko 11-15-2012 08:07 PM

You Are A Disgusting Person And Need To Find The Lord.

Bushinarin 11-15-2012 08:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by supersac
sounds like youre just wang-thirsty

i prescribe male interaction of the peenular kind


FTFY.

eGraham 11-15-2012 08:10 PM

This is my fantasy

supersac 11-15-2012 08:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushinarin
FTFY.



:haha: couldnt have said it beter myself

JackWhiteIsButts 11-15-2012 08:15 PM

Dreams don't mean anything.













Except in this case, where it means you're gay.

piratemetalhead 11-15-2012 08:24 PM

10/10 would read again

Alexi_hammett 11-15-2012 08:26 PM

Gay.

donender 11-15-2012 08:28 PM

Could be one or more of these things

1-You watch too much porn.
2-You have low self esteem.
3-You are worried about the size of your penis.

I wouldn't worry too much about it though, i have crazy dreams and i used to take them seriously, but now i take it with a pinch of salt.

Trowzaa 11-15-2012 08:31 PM

ACKWARD

Mark Roxx 11-15-2012 08:34 PM

When I was reading this I forgot it was a dream


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