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Obsceneairwaves 11-18-2012 04:10 PM

If you were jesus
 
What would be your first order of business?





I think i'd turn water into beer and everything else into pizza.

Pagan_Poetry 11-18-2012 04:11 PM

I'd tell everybody how cross I was.

a_7_x 11-18-2012 04:12 PM

I'd endorse Scientology.

StewieSwan 11-18-2012 04:13 PM

Apologize

LostLegion 11-18-2012 04:14 PM

Get a shave, get a haircut and then get a job helping the homeless whilst not telling anybody I'm Jesus.

SuperKid 11-18-2012 04:14 PM

world tour with BR

Bob_Sacamano 11-18-2012 04:15 PM

I would start having mad gay sex and turn into a woman so I can have lesbian sex.

Weaponized 11-18-2012 04:16 PM

Tell everyone Allah is waiting for them.

stratman_13 11-18-2012 04:16 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan_Poetry
I'd tell everybody how cross I was.

:haha

necrosis1193 11-18-2012 04:17 PM

Dear John Lennon: I am, in fact, bigger than you. Five inches bigger, to be exact.

Revive John Lennon so I can make him well aware of it personally.

ErikLensherr 11-18-2012 04:18 PM

I'd move to the Bible Belt and be all


jjfeu662 11-18-2012 04:18 PM

I would strike down Bieber.

digman50 11-18-2012 04:19 PM

Ban Kirk Hammett from using any wah.

Obsceneairwaves 11-18-2012 04:21 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LostLegion
Get a shave, get a haircut and then get a job helping the homeless whilst not telling anybody I'm Jesus.




I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, But you're the gayest jesus ever.

shavorules42 11-18-2012 04:21 PM

fap

snipelfritz 11-18-2012 04:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Obsceneairwaves
I think i'd turn water into beer and everything else into pizza.

You'd turn everything that isn't water into pizza??? That's sounds horrible. We'd constantly be slipping around in a gooey marinara-mozzarella mess. We'd have to use pepperoni for currency and everything would start to rot in a few days.

Something tells me you didn't think this through, TS.

IRISH_PUNK13 11-18-2012 04:24 PM

I would harvest the fruits/veggies that you privileged bastards are always eating!:mad:

Obsceneairwaves 11-18-2012 04:24 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by snipelfritz
You'd turn everything that isn't water into pizza??? That's sounds horrible. We'd constantly be slipping around in a gooey marinara-mozzarella mess. We'd have to use pepperoni for currency and everything would start to rot in a few days.

Something tells me you didn't think this through, TS.



why would it rot? I'm jesus :p:


we would be like smurfs, but with beer and pizza! I don't see how this could be bad!

snipelfritz 11-18-2012 04:26 PM

how is that in any way like the smurfs?

Is Satan supposed to be like Gargamel or something?

Minkaro 11-18-2012 04:26 PM

I'd probably go and mow somebody's lawn, like most people called Jesus do these days.


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