Tombstone.
 

What will your's read?

:devil:

It won't read anything, it's a tombstone.

"Here Lies TheTee56, because we couldn't get him to sit."

Here lies...



I'd probably be broke, so that's all I imagine I can afford.

"Hold left and press start to continue."

Here lies Bob Sacamano, guess he really wasn't paranoid.

Name, age, date

You know.. normal stuff.




Oh wait, I was meant to come up with some hilarious line.

Fuck off.

I'm with stupid ->

Suck my dead dick.

jk

"Went ahead and smoked that skinwagon."

Here lies Johnny.

And the actual grave will look like a door with an axe head coming through it.

"i didnt know half of you half as well as i would have liked to, and i liked half of you half as well as you deserve."

^ class.

"My only regret is spending so much time in the dregs of the pit"

And you're only very small and life goes on within you and without you.

Died of marijuana-overdose :sad:

Died of dysentery.

Fog machine fssshhhhhhh
nah.
It will read

In the name of King Crimson, confusion will be my epitaph